What If Padmé Amidala was a SERIAL KILLER?

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  • @edwarddelacruz3923
    @edwarddelacruz3923 Місяць тому +70

    IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE!

  • @christinebouzas3090
    @christinebouzas3090 Місяць тому +232

    Anakin slaughters an entire village of tusken raiders
    Serial killer Padme: I think I just found my soulmate

    • @noahjones9833
      @noahjones9833 Місяць тому +51

      I like to imagine she would've supported it and shown him who she really is, and become the evil empress and darth power couple ruling the galaxy with an iron fist lmao

    • @camil2003
      @camil2003 Місяць тому +16

      Anakin: I killed them all! The women and the children! I HATE THEM!
      Padme: I think I'm in love.

    • @christinebouzas3090
      @christinebouzas3090 Місяць тому +16

      @@camil2003 Padme after order 66 on mustafar: Ani Obi-wan told me you marched into the temple with the clones and slaughtered everyone there including the younglings… why didn’t you invite me?!
      Obi-wan: wtf

  • @archsteel7
    @archsteel7 Місяць тому +101

    The funniest part of all of this is that Padme puts more effort into caring about Corde’s death than she did in the original.

  • @Eevee860
    @Eevee860 Місяць тому +134

    What if anakin was obsessed with subway and missed every important event because he was too busy eating at subway

  • @ravenebony2267
    @ravenebony2267 Місяць тому +258

    Okay hear me out here. What if Palpatine executes order 66 while the clones are still infants. And the Jedi are forced to defend themselves from a million sadistic, babies bent on their destruction. Palpatine uses the footage he gets to discredit the Jedi who are portrayed as attacking children.

    • @Mr.Kingen
      @Mr.Kingen Місяць тому +72

      this is the most disturbing star wars what if i’ve ever heard

    • @RayAkuma
      @RayAkuma Місяць тому +29

      Seeing how the clones were born in batches, this wouldn't work. Eithr you have not enough clones for them to threaten the jedi even as an adult or there would be both adults and children. 😂

    • @RayAkuma
      @RayAkuma Місяць тому +9

      @@Mr.Kingen not really if you think about it more than 30 seconds.

    • @ravenebony2267
      @ravenebony2267 Місяць тому +26

      @@RayAkuma it's meant to be more of a cracked what if. There's going to have to be a logical leap somewhere.

    • @vizaloron9242
      @vizaloron9242 Місяць тому +24

      @@RayAkuma Anakin and Yoda unleashing a devastating chemical weapon on Kashyyyk and mutating the giant spiders into xenomorphs wasn't plausible either but that didn't stop Quill

  • @riftbandit223
    @riftbandit223 Місяць тому +87

    You're legit the best star wars what if youtuber, please do more.

  • @The-Gaming-Shark-i7k
    @The-Gaming-Shark-i7k Місяць тому +131

    After finding out about the younglings….
    “ANI! PANTS OFF NOW!”

    • @kingbranden1369
      @kingbranden1369 Місяць тому +30

      "You're going down a path I CAN follow."

    • @christinebouzas3090
      @christinebouzas3090 Місяць тому +12

      “Ani why didn’t you invite it’s me to the fun?

  • @Finance_Guy02
    @Finance_Guy02 Місяць тому +72

    Padme is gonna fall in love after the Tuscan raiders

  • @Remix-pr4xd
    @Remix-pr4xd Місяць тому +63

    Can’t believe Padme was the one who kidnapped those five children at the Cantina.

  • @ericcrabtree7075
    @ericcrabtree7075 Місяць тому +60

    “ Obi Wan said that you turned to the dark side that you killed younglings, That’s hot “
    🥵🤣

  • @torik9300
    @torik9300 Місяць тому +23

    I love how each Star Wars What If UA-camr has their own distinct style no one can replicate. There What Ifs they do with same scenario but different takes but there are These Ones where only that storyteller could tell. I really enjoyed this one Quill, it's a story crafted a way only you can make.
    Also Palpatine having the same drink his master did before killing him... It's like poetry, it rhymes.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 Місяць тому +2

      It's, in Palpatine's own words, ironic...

  • @Cyber_Cheese
    @Cyber_Cheese Місяць тому +45

    I'm 15 minutes in and not entirely convinced it'll be different from the actual movies 😂

  • @snafuthegreat
    @snafuthegreat Місяць тому +22

    After Anakin butchers the Tuskens...
    Padmé: I am soaking wet right now.

  • @randomchad915
    @randomchad915 Місяць тому +14

    What if Anakin had brainrot and can't concentrate on anything if he didn't have Subway Surfers playing in the background.

  • @shawnmoun9849
    @shawnmoun9849 Місяць тому +21

    Anakin: thats why i never cheat on padme

  • @skama4845
    @skama4845 Місяць тому +48

    What if Palpatine sent Anakin to planet Namek to gather the dragon balls to wish padme back to life- wait wrong series

    • @Sparrow9612
      @Sparrow9612 Місяць тому +10

      Palpatine wanted unlimited power and to live forever. He would absolutely go after the Dragon Balls.

    • @andrewwilcke9378
      @andrewwilcke9378 Місяць тому +6

      He would monopolize them, do that he has 100%of the Ressources

    • @MaddJakd
      @MaddJakd Місяць тому +3

      He would find the creator and lock him up in his chamber

    • @MaddJakd
      @MaddJakd Місяць тому +2

      I can see it now. Palps kidnaps the Grand Elder and locks him in his chamber

    • @phoenixthehedgehogelitetas1667
      @phoenixthehedgehogelitetas1667 8 днів тому

      But A Star Wars and DBZ crossover would unironically go hard

  • @Cloakedschemer
    @Cloakedschemer Місяць тому +42

    What if Yoda sent the Younglings to Kashykk in his stead

  • @JediMasterZim
    @JediMasterZim Місяць тому +9

    Canon Padme about Anakin: "I can change him."
    This version of Padme about Anakin: "I can make him substantially worse."

  • @The-Gaming-Shark-i7k
    @The-Gaming-Shark-i7k Місяць тому +9

    What if Padme was the secret Sith Lord and madly in love with Anakin? While Palpatine was just a normal chancellor who cared for Anakin like a son.

  • @kingbranden1369
    @kingbranden1369 Місяць тому +28

    I'm always quite fond of stories with Padme, and I'm also impressed with how you manage to write so well with all these different scenarios.

  • @feyblade866
    @feyblade866 Місяць тому +4

    The Padme vs Sly Moore fight is actually one of, if not perhaps the most competently written fight scene I have ever seen in a Star Wars what if...

  • @RushimaV
    @RushimaV Місяць тому +20

    Yeah this one COOKED, honestly love this deviation from most Star Wars What Ifs

  • @RomanZavodskiy
    @RomanZavodskiy Місяць тому +44

    Nabooian Psycho

    • @Xylospring
      @Xylospring Місяць тому +17

      Anakin likes them kinda crazy.

  • @ericcrabtree7075
    @ericcrabtree7075 Місяць тому +20

    What if Anakin threw rocks at Obi Wan after claiming the high ground 😏😳🤣
    Obi Wan - it’s over Anakin I have the hey wtf are you doing with that rock
    Anakin - I’m gonna throw them at you *throws rock*
    Obi Wan - ANAKIN STOP THROWING ROCKS AT ME *dodged another rock*
    Anakin - I HAVE PLENTY MORE ROCKS TO THROW NOW STAY STILL *throws another rock*

  • @santicollectionprime7128
    @santicollectionprime7128 Місяць тому +5

    What if Anakin was adicted to collect transformers action figures and toys without control.

  • @CrysVamp
    @CrysVamp Місяць тому +7

    What if Palpatine was the sith lord they were looking for. They were just too late to find him.

  • @tianoc-g4811
    @tianoc-g4811 Місяць тому +5

    That is the most insane idea of any star wars character i've heard of and yet all the more interesting for it as padme follows the same path as the Butcher from TRAP!

  • @ItsJustAdrean
    @ItsJustAdrean Місяць тому +5

    I listen to at least one of these daily for amusement. It gives me tons of ideas for my own originals, for one, and for two, it's so much more fun than putting on a traditional audiobook

  • @julianreinhardt-lo8mp
    @julianreinhardt-lo8mp Місяць тому +24

    Peak fiction
    this is one step away from canon

  • @JaysMCworld
    @JaysMCworld Місяць тому +11

    I kinda want a sequel about serial killer padme and younglingslayer anakin building their empire lol

  • @InabaPrism
    @InabaPrism Місяць тому +3

    This channel has spoiled me for Star Wars fanfiction. Not only are you willing to entertain the most ridiculous scenarios ever, but your stories are also the best written ones, by far. Keep up the amazing work!

  • @mickmufson1824
    @mickmufson1824 Місяць тому +3

    Here’s a crossover idea:
    What If Anakin’s Nightmares was Sarah Connor’s Nuclear Nightmare from Terminator 2 instead of Padme Dying?

  • @Trailbreaker3966
    @Trailbreaker3966 Місяць тому +13

    … this is an unexpected story but a welcomed one for sure…
    Honestly, I was expecting the story to take place after Anakin’s murder of the Tusken raiders and the story to be her F***ing up the clone wars with her war criminal husband and Astromech.
    I definitely like this story better tho

    • @wolfking4291
      @wolfking4291 29 днів тому

      I definitely love the idea though.

  • @Redacted_Ruler
    @Redacted_Ruler Місяць тому +6

    Still waiting for order 66 is a prank everyone but Anakin is in on.

  • @geezersage751
    @geezersage751 Місяць тому +3

    Bruh Yoda having a cigarette lmao

  • @rehmatshah8956
    @rehmatshah8956 Місяць тому +40

    I-its... so peak!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @wonderquestor
    @wonderquestor Місяць тому +3

    2:30 Missed opportunity to say “Now that’s a name she’d not heard in a long time… a long time”

  • @Paul-vt6tx
    @Paul-vt6tx Місяць тому +8

    What if Palaptine, instead of creating The Empire, creates the United Federation of Planet's with himself as president and Anakin as the Commander in Chief of Starfleet ?

    • @jackakakreanxx5587
      @jackakakreanxx5587 Місяць тому

      Crontrolling a bunch of puppets is harder than controlling one unified empire

  • @ye7170
    @ye7170 Місяць тому +3

    Can't believe Padme was the Naboo Harbour Butcher

    • @wolfking4291
      @wolfking4291 29 днів тому

      That would be a play on for the bay harbour butcher from Dexter.

  • @markyboi2449
    @markyboi2449 Місяць тому +11

    Never did I expect a what if like this 😂

  • @travbony8768
    @travbony8768 Місяць тому +15

    I knew from the very beginning there would be an American Psycho joke, but I didn't know it would be as amazing as it was. As always, this video is fucking perfect.

  • @thuvuvan2304
    @thuvuvan2304 Місяць тому +19

    1:28 dang what is yoda smoking

    • @Zaku1000-s2q
      @Zaku1000-s2q Місяць тому +2

      Weed of Serenity, I guess?

    • @thuvuvan2304
      @thuvuvan2304 Місяць тому +2

      @@Zaku1000-s2q i need that too

    • @wolfking4291
      @wolfking4291 29 днів тому

      And drinking the water of life.

  • @randomdudewholikesmusic1640
    @randomdudewholikesmusic1640 Місяць тому +12

    AKA "What if Padmé like Dexter Morgan?"

    • @f-zilla7347
      @f-zilla7347 5 днів тому +1

      Not really. Dexter actually cares somehow about people like his sister Deb and his son Harrison even if it’s incredibly buried by his urges.
      But Padme here is a true sociopath. No emotion. No empathy. Just cold and logical. Every single movement and action calculated to the most perfect degree to avoid detection.

  • @TheFullAutomaticShermanShow
    @TheFullAutomaticShermanShow Місяць тому +10

    also what would padme think of anikins thesis now

  • @lorossilvers3490
    @lorossilvers3490 Місяць тому +12

    Darth Padmé for the next Crack-If?

  • @samk3lly
    @samk3lly Місяць тому +2

    The "negotiator" seemed a little too eager to pass Anakin off to Padmé. It was almost like he was looking for an excuse to slip away by himself. 🤔🤣

  • @devonbickett349
    @devonbickett349 Місяць тому +2

    When I saw the title of this video I was like "Whaat, I'm sorry WHAT?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheAntiBigwsly
    @TheAntiBigwsly Місяць тому +16

    What if Starwars Quill was a sith lord in the PT?

  • @Union_of_Furry_Republics
    @Union_of_Furry_Republics Місяць тому +22

    What if Santa claus was born Force-sensitive and became a jedi or sith?

    • @andrewwilcke9378
      @andrewwilcke9378 Місяць тому +5

      Sith santa would be... interesting

    • @kazemizu
      @kazemizu Місяць тому +3

      What if Santa was the embodiment of the force??

  • @nobbyfirefly57
    @nobbyfirefly57 Місяць тому +3

    I’d love to see how you’d handle “What if Palpatine got cancelled?”.
    Or what if Anakin got the rank of Master, but not a seat?

  • @edwardsolomon1951
    @edwardsolomon1951 26 днів тому +1

    Obiwan: "I have seen a security hologram...of him...killing younglings."
    Padme: "Show me," her cheeks becoming full and flush.

  • @RayAkuma
    @RayAkuma Місяць тому +14

    46:06
    AdminisTRAITOR😂

  • @Rooikunbo
    @Rooikunbo Місяць тому +3

    Grand Master Yoda couldn't let go of the spice.

  • @BladeMan-o3w
    @BladeMan-o3w Місяць тому +2

    I would honestly pay money to see this scenario animated and played out.

  • @dekoldrick
    @dekoldrick Місяць тому +3

    Never saw that ending with Yoda coming XD

  • @Homie_1111
    @Homie_1111 Місяць тому +3

    So good would love a part two. All it takes is being rude to Padme to set her off.

  • @glauberglousger956
    @glauberglousger956 Місяць тому +2

    This is surprisingly accurate considering what happens with her in canon
    Although rather than simply forgiving Anakin constantly, she'd probably be more estatic and encourage him

  • @niroc6018
    @niroc6018 Місяць тому +1

    What if master Yoda turned off Palatine's communicator mid executing order 66 😎

  • @sheevpalpoutine
    @sheevpalpoutine 23 дні тому

    "Sentient being are easy to control with the right set of words"
    *Colicoid species has entered the chat*

  • @MaddJakd
    @MaddJakd Місяць тому +4

    She's a savage 🔥
    And master of the Jedi Cartell after Yoda OD'd 😂

  • @irystocrattakodachithatmooms
    @irystocrattakodachithatmooms Місяць тому +1

    What if Anakin started a podcast to get people to trust the Jedi Order?

  • @palsky3215
    @palsky3215 Місяць тому +8

    Patme Abademan

  • @Xylospring
    @Xylospring Місяць тому +6

    Oh no! Padme Psychodala is going to Cleave Sly Moore!

  • @Simmlex
    @Simmlex Місяць тому +1

    I like this Padmé quite a bit more than the original XD

  • @phil.moloney2980
    @phil.moloney2980 Місяць тому +6

    OK Padme going full America psycho, on im just imagining the scene with Bale and Leto with the axe, just replaced them with her and Palpatine.

  • @kimzyeryoz9639
    @kimzyeryoz9639 13 днів тому

    Padme: "Let's see Sheev Palpatine's card..."
    Palpatine's Card: Certified Sith Lord

  • @RyanTheDark
    @RyanTheDark Місяць тому +4

    Padmé is about to appear on Unseen.

  • @Galatz_Tirah
    @Galatz_Tirah Місяць тому +1

    What if Ki-Adi-Mundi mispoke and said "What about the Wookie attack on the droids?" and everyone just took it at face value, siding with CIS, just because they all hate the Wookies?

  • @lorossilvers3490
    @lorossilvers3490 Місяць тому +5

    40:38 is wild but it gets way tamer when it gets to 40:40

  • @edwardsolomon1951
    @edwardsolomon1951 26 днів тому +1

    Obiwan: "I have seen a security hologram...of him...killing younglings."
    Padme: "Show me," her cheeks becoming full and flush. She gazed in reverence as Obiwan replayed the recording, "That's my Ani."
    Obiwan: "W-wwha..." were his final words before being engulfed by a 2,000,000 volt floor panel.

  • @tianasapphirerosemcknight3421
    @tianasapphirerosemcknight3421 Місяць тому +9

    Its Padme Voorhees. 😁😁😁

  • @Jerry_Does_It
    @Jerry_Does_It Місяць тому +2

    i love this! pls more of those (maybe a continuation of serial padme)

  • @colethelin9203
    @colethelin9203 Місяць тому +4

    What an interesting Video Based on What if Padme Amidala Was a Serial Killer Star Wars Quill!

  • @theoriginalpdogg90
    @theoriginalpdogg90 Місяць тому

    I actual REALLY Enjoyed this, FANTASTIC WORK! please make more!

  • @kyzaar2
    @kyzaar2 Місяць тому +2

    1 hr long? This is where the fun begins 😈

  • @slenderboy303idlerythmic4
    @slenderboy303idlerythmic4 Місяць тому +3

    What if the 150 clone orders never existed?

  • @andrewwilcke9378
    @andrewwilcke9378 Місяць тому +3

    19:58 and somehow, like the force wills it, dooku dies across the galaxy

  • @alexandria2243
    @alexandria2243 27 днів тому

    Padme be like: "Tonight's the night..."

  • @RomanZavodskiy
    @RomanZavodskiy Місяць тому +4

    Yoda and Palps are cursed

  • @jasonmcguire358
    @jasonmcguire358 Місяць тому +1

    I like the abstract approach to your content, the fight needs a bet of werk.

  • @DarthWinterMadness
    @DarthWinterMadness Місяць тому +1

    Oh man that ending!
    Sorry life made it difficult to watch the full video in one go, but still a blast as usual.
    Cheers from France! 🍻

  • @flygonkerel781
    @flygonkerel781 Місяць тому +1

    i've never seen Dexter but from the meems and clips ive seen this feels like how Dexter is

  • @trickstergaming5359
    @trickstergaming5359 Місяць тому +5

    Please make more crack ifs like this

  • @salvatorediangelo453
    @salvatorediangelo453 Місяць тому +1

    BRAVO!! This is definitely a different twist for Star Wars Fan Fiction.

  • @GreySmurf9
    @GreySmurf9 Місяць тому +2

    What if anakin walked on the sky

    • @wolfking4291
      @wolfking4291 29 днів тому +1

      So he'd literally be Skywalker.

  • @gamberoy4433
    @gamberoy4433 Місяць тому +1

    Ok after that Video I think we are not far away from ,,Padmé being an Anzati (Force Vampire)" or ,,R2-D2 being a Sith Lord".

  • @TheFullAutomaticShermanShow
    @TheFullAutomaticShermanShow Місяць тому +4

    padme is like ben sapiro if he was a female and apathetic
    i can see it now: facts and logic with padme amadala a true crime holocast

  • @nobbyfirefly57
    @nobbyfirefly57 Місяць тому +2

    What if Anakin cheated during the podrace in the phantom menace?

  • @TristanTodd-kk9um
    @TristanTodd-kk9um Місяць тому +2

    Don't trip on nothing keep running.

  • @ericlondon2663
    @ericlondon2663 Місяць тому +2

    Imagine Palp's learning the Senator of the light is a SK in secret....LOL....he would love her duality.

  • @Specter1997
    @Specter1997 Місяць тому +4

    woah that's pretty messed up, but at least PPT and his goonies died lol
    also kinda like a more spoopy version of Adams family ft Anidala (or Mad Father except the kids are normal lol

  • @Homie_1111
    @Homie_1111 Місяць тому +1

    Commented a couple days ago but didn't say this. I think this could be a series after my second watch. What did she do to the poor maintenance worker that made fun of her on the Holonet? Or maybe she's the one that tried to blow up Windu simply because Ani was pouting about how he picked on him. This Padme has so many options.

    • @starwarsquill
      @starwarsquill  Місяць тому +2

      Maintenance worker? Didn’t think about that while writing this, but, she (let’s call her Mira) probably came home to her tiny apartment, same as usual, made a bowl of instant space noodles (which tasted a tiny bit weird), scrolled the HoloFeed for a while and went to bed.
      Mira woke a few hours later to a figure standing over her, Mira tried to move but couldn’t. She was paralyzed (there was something in the noodles). Mira then looked up helplessly, only her eyes moving. The figure began moving, it grabbed a chair, dragged it next to Mira’s bed, sat down with legs on the bed and removed her hood and mask to reveal the face of Padmé Naberrie. Padmé waved a hello, smiled, talked about a bunch of stuff for a while (almost an hour), then thanked Mira for the talk, drove a long sharp needle into Mira heart (slowly) and watched the life leave Mira. Then Padmé left after planting some explosives (with Mira’s maintenance uniform as a disguise).
      Or maybe she just stole the uniform and didn’t harm anyone. Who knows lol
      As for Windu, in this one Padme will use the war to make herself emperor and would lace Master Yoda’s spice with a little something extra which ended up helping Anakin become Grand Gangster of the Jedi Cartel.

    • @Homie_1111
      @Homie_1111 Місяць тому

      @@starwarsquill lol Wasn't expecting a response. Mad respect Quill.
      Poor Mira, the visual of them waking up with Padme just there.
      Mace: I sense a disturbance in the...BOOM
      Padme: My man's more gangsta then you'll ever be.

  • @BradP76
    @BradP76 Місяць тому +1

    When is Yoda getting on that spice again? Ha

  • @yurbamate3969
    @yurbamate3969 Місяць тому +1

    What if yoda was the master of palpatine?😮

  • @lieps2547
    @lieps2547 Місяць тому +3

    i always like the badshit insane type of whatifs
    give a creative feel that the "normal" whatifs dont
    10/10s i toast to you with a cup of the water of life

  • @saltyjosh
    @saltyjosh Місяць тому +6

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ homie

  • @patrickperalta59
    @patrickperalta59 Місяць тому +1

    a interesting video....well done.

  • @WenceslasHolec
    @WenceslasHolec Місяць тому +1

    We want Episode II.,there must be more stories in the Galaxy and more people, who would be rude to Padmé. Dooku is now the main lord of the Sith, young Ventress started her training with him. There are the droid armies and birth of the Confederacy capable to crush the Republic. Maul will be found and create another branch of the Sith. Not to talk about other dark side or straight out Sith groups in the Galaxy, that will be now far more active. The sect of Darth Millenial among others is still active too. Dathomir, Deathwatch, Grievous...

  • @Bigslam1993
    @Bigslam1993 Місяць тому +3

    Oh god, some good content for later

  • @dw9932
    @dw9932 Місяць тому +1

    I guess leon did make padme the professional