What If PALPATINE fell out his OFFICE WINDOW?
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- Опубліковано 13 тра 2024
- In this Star Wars What If, let’s find out what would have happened if Palpatine fell out his office window after tripping on Mace Windu’s hand. Also, Yoda is a bit off in this one :)
Also, check out this video by “Your Broken Galaxy” for another version of this same scenario - • What if Palpatine Fell...
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Yoda bizarre adventure?
Yep!
Yoda's a spice head ......... it sure does explain a lot.
@@lordofpain3476 it is the star wars equivalent of ketamine, right?
I see it now
"Yoda's Bizarre adventures"
"A Stand, I have. No chance, you have."
This is what happens when Palpatine has slight memory loss
jedi and sith are always throwing themselves out of windows and into endless pits
Because they are being stupid throwing themselves.
sometimes the occasional mandalorian.
They got tired of hearing about dichotomy.
They're just being drama queens.
NGL if I was Anakin in that situation I’d burst into laughter at that sight 😂
Deadset
Imagine betraying everything you ever knew for a chance at saving your wife and then the one guy you think can save her trips and dies
@@hydromancer4916 true but then I’d find out he lied the whole time n planted the visions himself
@@hydromancer4916pure comedic timing
Palpatine: DON'T JUST STAND THERE! HELP!!!
Anakin: 👀
He was about to help but then he realized palpatine was the one putting sand in his shoes the whole time and not the Jedi council
This is what happens when mace windu tries to flip someone off from the afterlife
"I'm too dangerous to be left for dead 😈"
-Mace Windowed probably
From the afterlife, you say? Mace still breathing, he is!
What if Mace Windex cleaned the glass in Palpatine’s office instead of breaking it?
So mace would come in alone, and say chancellor palpatine your window is dirty and it's disturbing me
@@nekogamer2508 Windu: "Your windows are under arrest"
Palpatine: confused "Uhm... Master Windu, have you been using death sticks?"
Master Windex: in the name of the galactic Senate of the Republic, your windows must be cleaned.
Chancellor Paperplane: as a sith, I must live with dirty windows.
Master Medical Kit: it's treason then
*They pull out cleaning supplies*
Chancellor Paperplane *jumps out window*
@@element50-me Ah yes, the famous Sith Rules
Everyone knows the Rule of Two, but even more important is the Rule of Dirty Windows
@@element50-me order 66 doesn't get called because he can't call it for this reason so he has to make a new plan to keep his dirty windows
This was worth the hour and 20 minutes of my life I will never get back
real
Do it like I do: listen at work or on the ride home.
I like how Palpatine
1. Trips on a severed hand
2. Stumbles out a several story window
3. Gets hit by a car on his way down.
And Anakin can only watch and just goes "what is even happening!?" Honestly, I'd have the same reaction.
Kinda reminds me of the 3rd Robot Chicken star wars special😂😂😂
This went from Star Wars to a crime comedy in ten minutes and I love it
Now, I just want to see a scenario where literally everyone fell out the window.
The Masters that confronted Palpatine.
Palpatine himself.
Anakin.
Commander Fox.
Nearly everyone who walks into the chancellor's office to investigate what happened.
As they approach the window, some shenanigan that causes them to fall out, like in this scenario, a hand that everyone keeps tripping over, or some spilt orange juice.
Haha! That’s a great idea!
Nah, palps left his vacuum on, and it pulls them out the window.
just the world's whackiest chain reaction of force pulls.
This was stupid, but sadly a masterclass in writing
At the chem dump I was honestly expecting "Anakin, sorry, I am. Have witnesses, I cannot."
When you decided to give someone...a hand😂
Palpatine trips own Mace's hand
Yoda tripping on death sticks
Jocasta Nu trips on a holocron
Quill... Can I assume your death stick supplier is Candi Bar as well?
Never thought I‘d see Yoda and Anakin being high on death sticks😂
😂
Well, there was that video called "What if Obi-Wan had bought the death sticks?"
palpatine trips and that makes a 90 minute video-
That's why revenge of the sith dragged on lol😂😂
i like how, yoda went from a wise jedi to a crack head, threatening to take anakin down with him
"Cook we must, Skywalker! Hrmhmhm--hmhrm!" -Spiced Yoda
Bro „Dementia I have, remember asking for your opinion I do not“ 😂😂😂 how are you this creative
,, so chosen one, the window was,,
Crack master Yoda
Well.. I knew yoda was on deathsticks but this... I NEED THIS TO BE AN ALTERNATIVE CANNON!
CANON
CANON
CANON
A "CANNON" IS A GUN THAT FIRES POJECTILES OR OTHER ORDINANCE
WHY DOES EVERYBODY HAVE SUCH TROUBLE SPELLING "CANON"??????
"uh darth sidious she was."💀💀
For some reason this felt like an episode of Star Wars Robot Chicken
Man this went way off the rails and I laughed the hole time
I guess you could say that the window was the mace that struck down Palpatine's dark ambitions.
This is the single greatest What If I have ever heard
Dude, where’s my death sticks? This might just be the best thing I’ve listened to, having Yo Gurt basically go on an acid trip and drag Skin Walker into an increasingly absurd series of events. I busted out laughing at this the whole way.
This feels like "What if Quentin Tarantino wrote Star Wars"
Suggestion: What if palpatine suffered from multi personality disorder and did not know he was sideous? I've seen this from a few others and i think its a interesting concept.
oh god please let this be ridiculous as it sounds
It is
I'm inclined to disagree, it's even more ridiculous than it sounds.
Not disappointed
Aka, what if Palpatine fell out of the Mace Window.
Did you ever hear the tragedy or darth defenestratious the clumsy? He could send others out the window... but could not save himself from the same fate. His apprentice flung him out the window in his sleep
This is some of the most eloquent Shitpost I’ve heard. Amazing.
Palpatine should have purchased Life alert 🤣
The spice and the deathsticks must flow!
This has about the same consistency as a Regular Show episode and the flair of a Pulp Fiction. I love it!!
The Dark Side of Gravity is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Lmao you made yoda a drunk and a death sticks addict??? ☠️
That would explain a lot.
@@equaltoreality8028I don't why but I read that in my kind as if was Mimir talks.
This sounds ridiculous. IM HYPED
Palpatine: Help, I have fallen and I can't get up!
Yoda: Sorry, life alert wasn't part of my obscure expenditures
More accurate title: “What if Star Wars divided by Zero?”
i really want episode 2 to this i laughed so much
darth sidiuos she is
master yo-gurt 😂😂
Yoda be like: ***AY MAN! GIVE ME BACK MY WET, FOOL!***
Overusing the dark side can make on trip and fall to your death in ways some would consider... unnatural.
They can travel the galaxy but forgot to invent life alert! 🤣
Yoda: A sacred drink, this is.
Me: 🎶Cerveza Cristal 🎶
Ah, the "He who controls the spice controls the galaxy" ending
Imagine manipulating the entire galaxy, creating a galactic scale war as a way to rise from power, and at the crucial moment where caution matters the most, he slips on a severed hand like it was a banana peel and learns how to do the reverse somersault to his inevitable death. What a loser AmIRight?
90 minute meme what-if? GOATed
I feel like this should be labeled as comedy.
Here are two Scenarios What if the yuuzhan vong Invasion happened during the clone wars and What if the covenant from halo We're in star wars
What if Anakin was obsessed with building lego pod racer sets?😂
Palpatine:"This was not suppose to be my DESTINYYYYY!!!!" He underestimated the power of the pratfall... Anakin:"So....am I the Chancellor now?"
Me after reading the title of this video: Um, *what the sigma?*
😐
If Palps can be a clumsy old idiot then Yoda can be a stoned old idiot why not lol
I knew it yoda drinks crack! I didn't expect this to go so far left.
Broooooooooo. Im dying. Lmaooooooooooo. You are a legend.
I'm hyped for this because of the fact that another what if video I'm not sure if it was you but they said touching the shortest blade of grass ever so slightly could change the things of the future detrimentally and this is one of those things and I'm all for it 😂😂
you know, Ironically enough...Anakin's interference might've killed Sidious so yeah Anakin pretty much killed both Windu and Sidious
What if Chewbacca had a stormtrooper arm collection and it became a problem for the rebel alliance and Han solo had to make him get over his ripping off arm addiction..........😂
This is what happens when you forget the floor is still wet
Palpatine had a few too many Cerveza Cristal's during Order 66
31:29
Goofy ahh Ninja is now quoting the Dune
I'm starting to wonder if you were on death sticks when you wrote this
This is so dumb, I love it!
Man I love this video! I hope he does multiple parts! This is like Pulp Fiction meets Star Wars! Totally trippy!
When you ask for a hand but Mace Just gives you the whole Fist, and now you are best bros with Yoda, pulling a weekend at Bernie's with the Liberian
What if Revan wasn't found in stasis until the first year of the clone wars? That would mean that Revan in his prime would be alive and well, and Darth Vitiate's spirit would still be dormant since Revan didn't awake his spirit at Yavin.
That's a great suggestion!
Your comment needs more likes and to be made a story.
Cheers from France! 🍻
this was sooo good. I had the best time in a while watching this
Please do more of these. This was amazing.
Force banana peel
so Mace's hand was the chosen one after all.
ANAKIN: Mother! THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED!!
Yoda goes full on Walter White.
Turning to the dark side I can see Yoda!!!
What an embaransing way to die.
Sipping on that Space Lean…
Im loving this already
Anakin skinwalker💀
This one is gonna be a good one lol
haha hope so :)
Did Yoda just become the Kwisatz Haderach?
This was one of the best what if I have ever watched !
This is a masterpiece!
Palpatine: gravity please don't no please don't no no please don't kill me I'm too weak
What if luke was in revenge of the sith
Where did you get this idea from? 😂
Watched RoTS the other day and thought it would’ve been funny if he just fell out that window haha
What if after anakin told windu about shidius...windu just thought anakin was being paranoid and decided to storm the office with the other council members to greet palpatine with a pack of beers and few laughs at the absurdity of anakins revelation.
Suggest this one to Your Broken Galaxy, that's right on his alley. This dude is insane when it comes to What Ifs.
Cheers from France! 🍻
PS: If you don't, I'll steal your idea and suggest it myself. I really want this madlad to try this one, but you should be the one to get the credit for it.
So basically this story is Lucy in the sky with diamonds and "The Spice must flow!"
Meanwhile on Mortis, tree of the Wills, and Peridia
The Ones, the wills and Abeloth watch this all unfolding with a mix of shock, indignation, and amusement
The Father: "I uh don't even know how to respond to this"
The Daughter: me Neither to be completely honest
The Son: "I don't know about you two but this is pretty hilarious to watch"
(The Wills)
will of Serenity: "Goodness We knew Yoda would succumb to an addiction but to go this far is rather disturbing"
Will of Anger: " we've errored in choosing Yoda to entrust our knowledge to
Will of sorrow: "It is truly disappointing"
Wil of Joy: "it is rather Ironic that Palpatine was done in by Windu's severed hand"
(Peridia)
Abeloth: *maniacal Laughter ensues within her cave* "I couldn't have thought up a more Ironic sense of whimsy and Maniacal sense of vengeance to that codgey old fart and his kids if I say so myself"
That is an amazing viewpoint for this.
Thank you for shouting out Your Broken Galaxy, it would've been better at the start of the video since not everyone read the description, but that's the least you could've done.
When you uploaded it I hesitated watching it because of YBG's video, not knowing if it was a rip-off or just you decided to run with the question in your way. I'm pleased to see it's the latter.
That said, that literary description of Sidious falling is amazing! I can see him thinking "oh sh*t" when he started falling. Then, feeling he's safe when he started to brake his fall, sees the speeder and went again "oh... Sh*t" before being struck. Just great writing.
Also, when the flashback from Yoda ends after he just murdered Jocasta Nu, I realized the plan: "Skywalker, help me conceal this, you will. Keep my secret you will, and keep yours, I will. If you do not, f*** you over, I will."
I didn't expect where the story would go though, it was great!
Junkie Yoda being granted the powers of the Time Stone and going full Dr Strange was awesome! And that hint it's not the first time he either murdered an innocent person or had to secretly dispatch of a body.
Starting the video I kept thinking about the YBG's video and absolutely did not expect the true question: "What If GM Yoda used drugs that gave him prescience powers?".
Great and welcomed surprise!
And glad you didn't just copy YBG's style, just made it your own.
I'm looking forward to more comedy videos from you.
I started watching your channel because you took the ideas seriously, but now I'd enjoy watching less serious material.
Anyways, I'll stop rambling. Thank you again and cheers from France! 🍻
three times sistors has killed old palps, even if it was in a halucination, dang.
The most smallest inconvenience that could've led to the biggest impacts 😂😂
Also it works with what if Darth Maul ran over Child Anakin
This was an amazing story of spiced out Yo-Gurt's bizarre adventure while dragging Anakin along. I loved it
You were the one on a spice high
So palpatine pulls a Monty Python and falls out the window😂
1:23 The Would-Be-Emperor's fate was sealed when he made the mental comparison to sand.
this is the most amazing story you've ever written. I'm only 1/3 through but this should be a movie
edit: fkn weekend at bernies
Mixing Star wars and Dune like i did not.
Yoda is the Danger!