r/Crappyoffbrands | only a spoonful
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- Опубліковано 13 сер 2023
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*Pulls Out A Comically Large Spoon
*slaps you with it*
*steals from bank*
Hey bank, can I have some money? Only a spoonful!
*Pulls out comically large comically large spoon
Can I have a medic bag?
*Pulls out a comically large fork to spar with the person with a comically large spoon
You fool, for I have the power of the fork and spoon for I have THE SPORK
*Pulls out a comically large knife
*pulls out a comically large sander and sands the knife
@@dante_ksk*pulls out a comically large big iron
@@Nerdlife761 But I have THE FOON, and it is so comically large it almost isn't funny!
As a Chinese person and being able to feel embarrassment in two different languages for like 70% of these, I am quite sorry we’re so awful at IP theft.
Chinese companies have many examples of the Pointy Haired Boss in management?
Same here
@@w.reidripley1968 The thing with China is that there are very few domestic companies that have enough of a global audience to bother investing in English services and the like (think Hoyoverse, the makers to Genshin Impact).
The rest of them might include something foreign for the sake of looking unique (or being lazy). Usually the translation for these things is dreadful.
Circumcision not funny
Don't be. It's a massive source of entertainment.
This subreddit is the embodiment of the “we have ____ at home” meme
75 likes but no replies? Let me fix that.
Serious answer: Just like how the “Fucked up in the crib ____ing ______” meme is the embodiment of this subreddit!
Sassy answer: Just like how “Touhou 6” is the Embodiment of Scarlet Devil!
*X* amount of likes but no replies? Let me fix that. ☝️🤓
12:52 Fun fact in the midst of Kitkat Knockoffs is a KVIKK LUNSJ. They are a norwegian chocolate owned by Freia who is owned by mondalez and is the reason why Kitkat who is owned by neslè is not allowed to take copyright of the four fingered chocolate bar as this is inadmissable since they technically are as old as eachother.
The kvikk lunsj is basically Norway's national treasure
@@mastermccoyup
5:04 Robin: *_You DISGUST me... You, TIM, you._*
_Meanwhile, poor Tim who only wanted a good Tuesday:_
Tim should’ve seen the warnings
2:39
Yeah like what did I do wrong :(
@@LegnaKgaming aaaw Tim! :'(
@@LegnaKgaming 1 Like = 1 Hug For Tim.
Circumcision not funny disgusting pain
I once saw a cereal that was a Nesquik knock-off called Big Balls and I really want to find it again to take the funny picture
I hope you manage to find it!
Maybe r/sbubby
11:10 Pop Figures are very expensive for non moving barely detailed shelf warmers, even more so over seas, so when a kid asks their parent "I wan tha thingy cuz da big youtuba has a bunch" the parent is thankful that there's a much much cheaper alternative, also the knockoffs tend to be bigger than the real ones so a smart parent can trick their kid into believing what they got is a super exclusive extra edition to dissuade the kid from asking for more.
That's why I never wanted pop figures during my childhood
"Fat baby" dont insult jigglypuff like that
12:52 kvikk lunsj is a Norweigan chocolate that was made in 1937, just two years after kitkat. They have been rivals ever since
Also responsible for Kit Kat losing the trademark on the four-fingered chocholate bar in the European Union I believe?
11:45 - The funny thing is there's actually a completely reasonable explanation for why SO MANY of the Chinese knockoff Transformers use "Deformation" as their name or at least in the description. Basically it's a case of using 'cheap and cheerful' translation from English to Chinese and then translating *that* back to English for the boxes - IIRC the same characters are used for 'transform' and 'deform', so when you use a very literal translation back, "deformation" is what you get.
Circumcision jokes not funny
@@TsovoaLevone bro why are you replying to everyone with this. the video mentioned circumcision literally once and the only reason the narrator was laughing was because of the absurdity of putting it in the spongebob font with a bunch of happy characters around it. Also no one you've replied to with this was making a circumcision joke.
@@TsovoaLevonebro mad he lost a little off the top
@@shaphier7057 I’m a woman. But I have nightmares where I see it happen to someone. That’s why I’m mad motherfucker
I remember a number of years back that I saw some "Transmogrifiers" for sale at a gas station. I wanted to buy one before they got pulled from the shelves due to a lawsuit. I bought "Starholler". He was one of the virtuabots and was sworn to oppose the evil deceivocons. Oh, and the back of the packaging with the backstory was hilarious if you know anything about the wannabes, the Transformers. The back of the packaging lays out the story of the Transmogrifiers... if you could read it. The font was quite blurry for whatever reason.
Fun Fact! Spongebob Squarepants is Spongebob Schwammkopf in German! They, however, still didn't spell it right lmao
(Schwammkopf = Sponge head)
i honestly would NOT want to ever try the "kidney potatoes".
same
@@I_CANSPEAK_IN_CAPS imagine if the kidney potatoes were literally kidney beans that tasted like potatoes? 😖
@@arcticxabyss i do not want to imagine that right now lol
7:57 The "Deformation" figures in the background X'D
10:36
Lancer's theme in the background? Check.
Silver the Hedgehog in the crappyoffbrand? Check.
Two of my favorite characters represented in one post.
4:56 took playing with yourself to a whole new level 😶
It’s been a while since y’all posted a subreddit video for this subreddit, EmKay. Happy Monday☕️🍩
i hate mondays
@@jackfruit420Garfield: this my man right here
Here in Oz, it’s happy Tuesday morning 😁
@@akwyld2545
Really? Nice! Where do you live at my friend??❓❓
@@jackfruit420
I totally agree with you!
1:12
*Cradlesong*
Charm made of discarded trading cards. Gives the bearer a lulling effect.
ULTRAKILL
Why ultra kill
1:30 the thing is it is nearly the name of the show in Germany. It means spongebob sponge-head just one ob too much
That is true
*pulls out a comically large spork to spar with the person with a comically large spoon and the person and the person with a comically large fork
/pulls out comically large butter knife/ "IT'S JUST A DULL SWORD!!!"
@@JacksonReitmeierx pulls out comically large spatulula x
Fun fact: the "my nuts" and "kgb" ones are both from Russia. My motherland is truly a gift that keeps on giving.
Edit: I deleted the comment itself instead of the edit cuz the edit never existed
@@I_CANSPEAK_IN_CAPS nah it's actually really good, that you don't. The pros don't outweigh the cons.
@@I_CANSPEAK_IN_CAPSYou should be happy you don't live there
@@marseillejohtrue
@@slugsarecool_reallythanks for telling me
*Pulls out a comedically large knife. Going to war with you 2 guys
*Pulls out a comically large gun
@@I_CANSPEAK_IN_CAPS *pulls out comically sized TNT
You just brought a gun to a bomb fight!
The kidney potatoes broke me
same
If you want a good costume, go to your local theater supply store... they have great costumes for rental, and if you give them a heads up they'll make you one.
"Hey there its Vince with slap 2:32"
also deez nuts has joined the chat
thats actually a kinder bueno offbrand
*pulls out comically SMALL spoon and fork*
2:40 I LITERALLY SAW THIS YESTERDAY AND NOW ITS IN THIS XD
2:49 Fun Fact: Sonic actually does have a Spider-Man variant in the Archie comics named Stealth The Hedgehog. This is not him, but I just thought it'd be neat to mention. Also, I'm really hoping he appears as an easter egg or something in the third Spiderverse movie, because that would be the coolest thing ever!
“That’s not Spider-Man because he has a flat ass” -Robin, 15:35
10:13 the arabic says "with the coolest character of the season simpson"
GTA the Simpson 🇸🇦
14:36 Perfect for dementia patients!
Nice abundance of Lancer's theme in this video, EmKay editors.
Your pfp and name fit your coment. omg
@@Simon_QIf only Jack were narrating (no offense to Robin, but Lancer's not the Robin of Spades, is he?)
get yourself a taco that can handle el estilo de Neutrones
0:24 woahshi is lookin great today
8:12 It's more The Lord Of The Rings meets The Neverending Story. Because the story is about a main character who is bullied and by reading a magical book he ends up in a fantasy world.
14:45 "I lost her to a man with bigger fingers..."
Somehow as a word "voluptuous" doesn't sound real if it's not the Click saying it.
*pulls up a comically large pair of chopstick to spar with the other two with a comically large fork and spoon
1:12 Jigglypuff using Alakazam as a stand sounds awesome
2:49 Oh my god I’ve just seen that like a few days ago! To be fair I was looking up something Sonic related. I guess good job to the algorithm, although it’s terrifying the fact that I happened to see this within the same week as this video.
3:32 they didn’t even try
6:07 If Nintendo had made this crazy joke, there would be no more Nintendo!
5:10 In Flushing, Queens, NY back in the 90s I grew up next to a pizza parlor called Popeyes. Their specialty was pizza and chicken (displayed in that order under their logo) and the restaurant had a giant sculpture of Popeye the Sailor Man holding a pizza box on the roof.
Their chicken was shit but their pizza was amazing.
14:24
I almost freaked out because I found one of these in a Dollar Tree and posted it on Reddit. I thought this might've been my post.
When I saw the image I knew it wasn't :/
Maybe someday
Thing that made me laugh was it was made by crownjewlz
4:43 yeah, but in canada we still have full blown toys r us
I get "pikachu as a teletubies" vibes from that face
Yay, this is one of my favorite subreddits you do.❤
I love wafer head and cone man on the ice cream van
I find it funny, it says "SpongeBoob", yet in the show itself, plankton constantly calls SpongeBob that!
Sometimes the off-brand choice isn't so great... But, I will admit to liking No Name. At the same time, I'd love some of those MyNuts. I don't care how weird it sounds, _I want it._ Give.
Please and thank you.
why do you have no comments yet :3
@@chocola6971 I'm not owed anyone's attention, but replies are always welcome :b
As a fellow No Name enjoyer, tell me, what’s your opinion on their snack session
05:15
It’s probably stuffed-crust. Frieza promised him _two_ stuffed-crust pizzas during their fight on Namek (in _DBZ Abridged_ by TeamFourStar) and gave him two Kienzan instead.
Daddy I don't want to be on namek anymore!
There was a Homestar Runner cartoon about the real sign of making it big was all of the unlicensed bootleg stuff made from your characters/image. This video, and others, prove that that sentiment was spot-on.
2:59 the reason for sonic is because kids will click on anything
Also SEGA doesn't really care about what people do with their ip unlike Nintendo.
@@Buzzbot- SEGA does care but in moderation
@@gameboi20 But they don't care as much as Nintendo. Nintendo will literally file a lawsuit just cause someone's name is Mario. SEGA on the other hand will let almost anything fly straight past their radar weather its a ripoff or not.🫤
3:07 whoever did that is a troll and NOT the good kind
SpongeBob Schwammkopf is actually what he's called in Germany. Spongebob Swimhead.
11:59 it's "Treebob Trianglepants" Lol!
The song at 4:49 is called Shop by Toby Fox
*pulls out comically large spork to fight them both
I'm very happy you're still making those kind of videos
6:47 King Dice's theme here is perfect.
Ah yes, Bed Bull, we all know what that's referring to. Is there a bull in your bed, ladies?
*Pulls Out A Comically Large Knife to spar with the 2 guys with the spoon and fork
The KGB thing translates to "chicken of the big city" in russian, and it also has russian writing on the sign. The photo looks modern, so i'm guessing it's a replacement brand created after major Western networks pulled out of russia due to the invasion of Ukraine
Thanks for featuring one of my images :D
Robin and Damien are just the best narrators
I can't imagine these things are legal, so obvious
This is why i always watch the only robin playlist 😂
7:42 I really REALLY want one of those
You want this Crappy off brand, or the Real one (PlayStation 5)
4:24 do those lables say PCP?????
for the 'why are there bootlegs of this easy to get items!' but you forget, not every country or location has access t o them, even if there are tons of those sold in the USA, perhaps... they are non existant elsewhere, or only available as overpriced imports, so there IS a potential market for people wanting those things, and unable to pay the price for the real one.
One of my favourite subreddits 😁
Always love seeing crappy off brands, Ver entertaining
1:06 - Can we just take a moment to notice that “fat baby” is fucking 22 metre tall!
*Pulls out a comically large spork*
*becomes goat*
It is now Tuesday, I hope Robin isn't *too* angry
5:45 OKAY I have to excuse this. In China, we just call PUBG the game "吃鸡"(Eat chicken), and this probably sounded fine in Chinese but was completely lost in (probably machinr)translation. Think of it as PUBG action(since that's our short name for PlayerUnkown's Battlegrounds, nobody calls it by its full name anyway)
Random thought but the cherry coke tictacs were pretty tasty.
8:58 - Looks like they repurposed a Cyberman head from Dr Who lol
only 5 pounds for a child thats a seal
8:59 actually looks close to what Ironman looked like in the early comics or at least a toy that was made during that era.
11:17 The top of the box says “JusticeCE LeagueCE” which is an attempt at a DC licensed thing.
The chickens have had revenge 3:50
“who wants MyNuts on their toast?”
Me
3:58 BUT THAT'S YUGI YAMI THE ONE ON THE RIGHT, ICON
I LOVE THIS SUBREDDIT! LET'S GOO!
Why does the knockoff jesus pop figure look better than the real ones
Kvikk lunch and kit kat IS not the same
Edit: Kvikk lunch is like a fast lunch on a trip or hiking
They got shut down is a very nice way of saying they went Bankrupt. Like Sears Toys R Us went bankrupt but someone/a company paid for the name/company after it was liquidated. I don’t get to see it though the Macy’s here closed it was like a leftover stock store here basically apparently so it closed a couple years back and a couple years before that our JCP closed too.
As a Coloradan, Robin talking about living in Colorado always catches me off guard
**Pulls out a comically large spork to best both the comically large fork warrior & the comically large spoon wielder**
that frezen killed me 7:25
8:44 the minion at the bottom, In the middle w/ the thong, is cheeked up 😩🥵
Edit: was hard writing this with one hand
Edit 2: chill y’all this is a joke lmfao
Thats messed up
Did you just beat to a minion
@@zombiekiwi what do you think? 🤤
@carbs_r_delish you just beated to a minion and admitted it to the whole world
@@carbs_r_delishbro how are we supposed to chill if you add to the joke like this 😭
I love how for 11:00 they just added 2 more letters to the end of each word, as well as added some acronym periods and an extra exclamation point to the POP! logo. Sure, they switched it around so Thanos(os) is part of the Justice(ge) League(ce) series instead of the Marvel(el) Avengers(rs) one, but it’s still so funny how lazy the packaging was to me.
"oh god there's a plane flying over my house"
a plane flew over my house exactly at this moment
*pulls out comically large spork and waits for my turn to fight
2:07 do the socks say underwear or the hat say mittens
3:06 the naked spongebob really says everything
*pulls out a comically large knife to spar with the person with a comically large fork*
0:18 man Mario…..changed a …bit? 😅😅
La hahahahahhahahahaha
0:08 is it weird I kind of wish to see what this game would look like?
Vince Offer: you're gonna love MyNuts.
Intro: my nuts
Title: a spoonful
My brain: a spoonful nuts