What American dream are u talking about!...trust me he can buy u and ur family 💸💸💸💸without even thinking😂 he’s just trying a new thing and that’s what everybody needs in his career !
It reminds me the first time I went to America. The patrol guy at the airport, I dunno how you call them, asked for the "Sevis Passport". Gave it to him 3 times, and each time he would tell me in a very angry manner "it's not the good one". I got upset because it actually was written "Sevis Passport" in bold letters...so I told him "just look at the papers I've brought and pick up the one you need". He took the fucking paper I gave him earlier, I didn't know if I should have laughed or cried.
Ron Livingston - he's a brilliant actor but sadly very underrated. The 'vocal fry' clip is from a show he had the lead role in and it's called Loudermilk. I highly recommend it.
I know this is fake, but you can tell how tired Gad is with facing these sort of questions all dang time. Also, how does one just tote around a bongo? 😆
- What is the purpose of your trip ?
- Living the american dream.
- Yeah we don't do that anymore !
no you still :p
What American dream are u talking about!...trust me he can buy u and ur family 💸💸💸💸without even thinking😂
he’s just trying a new thing and that’s what everybody needs in his career !
😂😂😂😂😂
Sehaway111 Blog his net worth is 20m $
@@marisstaleb5265 he's quoting the joke you r3tard
"Who shot Lincoln"
"Steven Spielberg?"
xD
I demand a "making of" or at least some bloopers! This is hilarious! Love it so much!!
Ah yeah they should release those 🙌
This is a funny skit ✨
"Fuck you"
"Fuck you too sir"
"Merci"
LMAO
Vanessa... what's your real name ? LMAOO
That's the only part of the video where I laughed.
WhyFoolYourself Saaaame!
paper I'm fucking dead
ping pong
lmao i'm asian with a white birth name and people ask me this all the fucking time
Je suis née en Iran.. Maintenant je ne passe même pas la première question. Et pourtant j'ai vécu 6 ans aux States. Superbe et merci!
"My land is your land, your land is my land" 😂😂😂
Ahmad Moussavi wrong, your land is my land my land is my land
The key quote : "We don't do that anymore" . So cool !
It reminds me the first time I went to America. The patrol guy at the airport, I dunno how you call them, asked for the "Sevis Passport". Gave it to him 3 times, and each time he would tell me in a very angry manner "it's not the good one". I got upset because it actually was written "Sevis Passport" in bold letters...so I told him "just look at the papers I've brought and pick up the one you need". He took the fucking paper I gave him earlier, I didn't know if I should have laughed or cried.
Ron Livingston is my idol
I didn't expect the wazzzzzup... i loved it.
Like all the time Gad ! you will be the best comedian in the world , we're so proud of you 🇲🇦
~from a moroccan Jewish girl
you live in morocco ?
Why u said also jewish girl? 😂😂😂 wtf
We are one, it does not matter if you're Jewish or Muslim.
Moroccan jewish girls exist?
@@yussefhm6785 idiot
This officer is the same guy in the video of Starbucks coffee shop taking to the young lady “Vocal dry” 😂😂😂
I love him
Ron Livingston - he's a brilliant actor but sadly very underrated. The 'vocal fry' clip is from a show he had the lead role in and it's called Loudermilk. I highly recommend it.
''My land is your land,your land is my land....'' pissed him off too much XD
any Gad fans from morocco god that was hilarious
Me ^^
here!!
i m the king of Morocco 😎
The Z GaminG ...ur just a gamer..
Dina Britel gamers run the world
j'adore l'humour absurde !
Pourtant, ça m'est apparu très réaliste tout ça :D
Ca n'a rien d'absurde xD
you cracked me up Gad .. i m glad i seen u ... myyyyy maaaaaan... beau goss diyaliiiii 💋I am soooo proud of you..
I liked the way he asked "why?" Like what the heck do you mean why??! LMAO
You were born in Morocco? Why? 🤣🤣 Died laughing there. Couldn’t get more american
"Vanessa.... what's your real name?"
He was racist with that one lmao
That's the point... he's racist with everyone.
Lee chang 😂
He is too cute. Trop mignon.
That last line was my favourite part.
after the war, Captain Nixon had a hard time finding a job.
Eventually becoming a Boarder Patrol Officer
He looks pretty much the same, like a blast from the past.
Nicholas Mok hahahahahahahah !
I knew there'd be a BoB reference here somewhere.
More like his son
"merci" at the end 😂😂
la Touche Française (French Touch)
The best part : Vanessa ... What's your real name 😂 😂
Brilliant! Can't wait to repost.
My favourite youtube video of all time.
Vanessa hmm.. so what's your real name ? cracked me up 😂😂😂
ههههه ، هادشي هو لي تايوقع تقريبا في الحقيقة، وازااااااااااا
i just love him 😂
Gaaaaaad he is so proud to be morrocan I love this guy
Wazzuuuuuuuuup !
chaouki SADOUSSI هههه نتا هنا
nta fin ma mchina nal9awk
ahlaaaaan chaouki. wazzuuuuuuuuuup
is gad elmaleh muslim ?
Cara Heyden jewish
I nominate Take Me Home, Country Roads for the song to sing when you're asked to sing something American.
Who chopped down the cherry tree?? I don’t know Sir, I just got here. I wasn’t there. 😂😂 Love Gad!
That was so good, I'll have seconds.
That was hilarious.
La meilleure vanne de toute cette soupe réchauffée c'est "Vanessa !! What's your real name ?!!" .
Qui reste réchauffé aussi, soit dit en passant :D
"Vanessa... What's your real name ?" I'm crying 😂😂😂
morocco. why ? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
im askin myself the same question everyday
Wllah makatmergi. Wach 7sablek hna ghi lmgharba! Kay3jbkom tye7o bladkom!
Bish same dfuk
Khanza
@@kawtarkawtar7024 هي مك لي ولداتك و مارباتكش
I'm so glad Gad is also making it in the US. he's already big in France. he deserves everything 💙.
"yeah we don't do that anymore" Sadly that is so true
wazzuuuuuuuup, man that NEVER gets old. Seriously.
"i m big, i m tremendous" .. it sounds like the POTUS.. 🤔
serenity s that's the irony
serenity s and that is why its American.
This was actually funny
duh, you'd be dead otherwise
Defi *Lolol*
Ron....Ronnnnnn...where you been? No to have you back!
و المغرييييب زطوطوطووو
Juba Targaryen 😂😂😂 saliti m3aya
Juba Targaryen 😂😂😂
😂😂
google translate says
And the Moghriyip Zutototoo
Hahahaha ding it , I'm literally dying now
Gad, good God... That's Gold !
That was spot on!
when he pull out a taarija lmao
I liked the twist at the end.
I was thinking the whole time about the three white pieces of I don't know what on the desk 😅
That was a very good dab… nooice
This needs to be revisited with the h1b debate in 2024
google me 😂😂
I'm french and I love Gad Elmaleh !
2:23 😄 nothing is more American than that
Hahahahhaha the end is really funny
😂😂we don’t do that anymore!!
OMG extremely genius Top of the top There is only one GAD !!!
I'm so in love with Ron Livingston, I just want to marry him.
Same!!!!!
On t'aime Gad 💜
the moment I laugh was when the guys said "vanessa, ok what's you real name" :)
He is so good!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
"fuck you too sir"...both nodding with respect
thats supposed to b me with the backpack going the other way.
Proud of my french Arab bro , fière de toi frère
le Dab de Gad....Exellent
Gad you're so funny. ..love you
That "fuck you" "fuck you too" was hilarious 😂
Sooo gooood
😂😂😂😂pauvre Gad 😂😂😂😂
"We don't do that anymore " ...hahahaha
Both of my parents happen to be in Morocco. Lol
Thank you, now I know how to deal with it, eventually...😊
Props to the PP H8R for selecting the best video ever.
Ya killed it
Les 2 sont très bons
Yep, that's America's customs right there
Genius stuff
2:40 man said what’s your real name loool
djembé.🎶🎶🎶
he s living the americain dream right now .
Who chopped down the cherry tree => George Washington xD
Merci
I know this is fake, but you can tell how tired Gad is with facing these sort of questions all dang time.
Also, how does one just tote around a bongo? 😆
LooooL gad lma 🎉
Trop drôle Gad 😂😂😂😂
Gaaaaad, je t’aime😂
What did he mean "Can you dab?"
“Can you dance?”
Why are you here?
To live the American Dream
We don't do that anymore!
excellent
LOL!!!! SO funny!!!
Living the American dream!
We don't do that any more. 😂😂😂😂😂
Well guess I'm going to die, it failed to even get one smile from me.
Love you gad
Google me !
My land is your land 😂😂😂
9gag brought me here !!
That was hilarious
toujours aussi drôle Gad bon courage aux States !