Indeed. If things are going to be shitty they might as well be as shitty as possible. At the very least the next president can randomly release dangerous predators all over the US for shits and giggles. Or engage in Imperialistic wars of conquest with huge body counts and plenty of war-crimes.
@Power 2 Weight over the last year it went from 26,500 to its current 26,800. Those tariffs,tax cuts and 2 trillion in national debt will get paid of any day now.
"No candidate has displayed the total lack of moral fiber they want to see in a president." The Onion needs to stop, I'm starting to think they're shaping our reality on a 10 year delay.
Pravdax M Except Obama was more adopting wars while Bush and Cheney started and profited off them. They didn’t even start a war with the Saudis and it’s not even like congress couldn’t do shit at any point either.
If the Onion ever just stops making content then that might be a sign that there won't be a 10 years later for humanity. When the Onion predicts nothing, that's what will be happening on Earth a decade later: NOTHING
The low satisfaction is from the difficulty of the choice! It's getting harder and harder to be a 'No Values Voter' when the candidates seem more equally evil every election cycle! :( They need to replace the debates with a pauper hunt instead, so we can see who's the most driven, and has the best aim....
@@baranjan6969Either that or they could say that each pregnant woman has to take a pill that has a 50% chance of being an abortion and a 50% chance of doing nothing.
I'm against well poisoning because it is a gross misallocation of resources, that poison could be much more effectively utilized by using it to poison food, not reservoirs and wells, because only a small fraction of the water in those reserves is actually then drunk by humans.
@@bernlin2000 _"Literally Trump's message in 2016: "America sucks, and only I can make it not suck"."_ Did he though? The _do-nothing_ President. 1 million CoViD deaths. A wall so short in length and poorly built it's easier to climb over than most concertina wire fences. The man who doesn't understand the meaning of "classified" or “confidential”, passing documents marked as such around the banquet hall at a Mar-a-Lago wedding, showing-off to his guests what "they" let him see and handle - _“Oh those are so Top Secret... but I'll let you see them.”_ Prescient indeed. The _Repuglican Party_ has become the _"No Values Party"._
lmao, this was made because both McCain and Obama and like genuinely good people who just wanted the best for America. Was one of the first times in history that I've seen candidates go so far out of their way to defend the character of their opponent.
@@zacharybrown5367 I disagreed with McCain on most issues, but I never doubted for a second that he was doing what he thought was best for his country. A true patriot.
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 5 middle east peace deals and the greatest economic recovery until the democrats destroyed it with an unconstitutional lockdown yup, clearly a genuinely awful president.
Oh you mean like how all endangered species got together and decided to breed like rabbits in the 2030s? Right pain in the ass, I've made so many red panda hats I've run out of string It's rough being a time traveler
@secondBAR Yes, but if you play the game at midnight, it's said that Preston Garvey will appear under your bed and demand you go do another goddamn radiant quest for some tato farm that you'll forget to defend.
We aren’t given much of a choice between who we end up getting to vote for. The party chooses their candidate and the voters get to pick between the greater of two evils as displayed here
@j - k The article doesn't tie anything to Republicans, but it certainly does spell out some serious mismanagement and abuse by the agencies in charge of the detention centers.
@j - k The poorly set up detention centers were enacted by the Obama administration, and the individual agencies in charge of the detention centers didn't have anything resembling the resources needed to handle the influx of illegal immigrants, so I don't think this is a partisan problem in any way, shape, or form.
@j - k If this is a recent event, that fails to explain why children were sleeping on the floors there back in 2014. Again, this isn't a partisan issue, because none of the presidents have direct oversight into what is happening there. The agencies involved need to be held accountable, not pass the buck up the ladder as high as you can.
"Death is the issue they want presidential candidates to speak more about", well mission accomplished: www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/03/30/what-kind-person-calls-100000-plus-dead-very-good-job/
The actress playing Andrea Bennett nailed like every one of the stories she was part of. Kinda wish I watched these more back when they came out; maybe they would've stuck around longer.
@Dysfunctionally Controlled No, it's totally exactly what they said. Go back and read it again. It's totally correct. The sentiment is what was wrong, in that they assumed the onion "intended" it to age poorly. lol
This is actually a paraphrase of a British politician from the 1960's. Funny, although at the time quite famous he disappeared after making that statement.
@@crocodileguy4319 i know, i don't support any republic or any vote, the people don't know what's best for them and anyone elected is wrong. a military government is the only way
It's obviously satire, I take it to be satirizing the way people are portrayed if they don't have a fixed party they'll vote for, or if they are interested in policies other than the same old stuff that gets trotted out at every election.
Mitch is just an old school obstructionist, but those supposedly MAGA people are all just unpleasant for the sake of being unpleasant. No real policies, just "I'm unhappy and people disrespect me, so I'm going to disrespect you and make you unhappy too!"
“Political dialogue not focused enough on arson, kitten killing, other evil acts.” 😂😂😂😂😂 “We want to be able to look at a candidate and truly believe they have no soul.”
The onion gets closer and closer to reality every day, people say we're on "the darkest time-line," but that's not at all true. We are in fact on the dumbest time-line.
On the plus side, pretty much every single one in the republican primaries in 2012 was equivalent to Cthulhu. But here, a treasure I found for you to enjoy: www.writing.com/main/view_item/item_id/2086085-America-2018-tales-of-the-future
I think a lot of the top comments are missing the point. This is supposed to criticize you, the viewer, for seeing your political opponents this way. You think they have NO morals? Really?
If you'd made this comment in 2015-16 I would agree but the left arent the party voting that food isnt a human right, banning books critical of the holocaust and voting to not help florida in their current situation
@@matteo1462 @Matteo maus was banned umanamously by republicans. 231 votesa against 192 votes that food is a humam right. Nearly every republican candidate votes no, food wasnt a human right. during floridas recent flooding the house suggested giving 18.8 billion to florida and every single republican candidate voted no Its easy to say "other way round" if you just choose to not look at any actual evidence
@@DraeneiPecs Yes, the people who are voting based on the principle of making the opposition angry rather than on any demonstrable benefits are certainly highly intelligent people who definitely think about the consequences of their actions on their fellow man
@@worldlinezero4783 you’re overlooking one thing: the ridiculous things that said party actually gets upset about. It’s not as if the goal is to piss off any old Joe on the streets. It’s not like they’re spiting the Canadian green party or something. Its pretty easy to incidentally piss off the Liberal party while actively making the world a better place
I can get down with this, i’m tired of voting for the *lesser* evil
Indeed. If things are going to be shitty they might as well be as shitty as possible. At the very least the next president can randomly release dangerous predators all over the US for shits and giggles. Or engage in Imperialistic wars of conquest with huge body counts and plenty of war-crimes.
@Power 2 Weight bruh dow dropped 142 points today. TF you talking on?
@Power 2 Weight ouch
@Power 2 Weight over the last year it went from 26,500 to its current 26,800. Those tariffs,tax cuts and 2 trillion in national debt will get paid of any day now.
@Power 2 Weight BBC but k.
"No candidate has displayed the total lack of moral fiber they want to see in a president." The Onion needs to stop, I'm starting to think they're shaping our reality on a 10 year delay.
@Jbog07 One is a piece of shit war criminal, while the other is a flagrantly piece of shit war criminal
Pravdax M Except Obama was more adopting wars while Bush and Cheney started and profited off them. They didn’t even start a war with the Saudis and it’s not even like congress couldn’t do shit at any point either.
If the Onion ever just stops making content then that might be a sign that there won't be a 10 years later for humanity. When the Onion predicts nothing, that's what will be happening on Earth a decade later: NOTHING
And you have never thought about the possibility that America just didn't change significantly in ten years
@@robezy0 A huge segment of it changed less than you think. They're just saying the quiet part out loud now.
you know its good satire when more than a decade later it still holds up distressingly true
Gogo, 2022 midterms! 🤢🤮
I had a Dr Oz video and the next Auto-play was this. Seems that UA-cam is on point today.
It's not so much that it holds up, as it is that it became true.
Which part is the satire?
same shitty government, different decade
"together we can change america in unspeakable ways" GOLD
😭
In true politician form, this could still be interpreted in a positive light.
Since this is about terrible things to be proud of...
400th like
And here we are, less than two weeks before the 2022 midterms and GQP _Repuglicans_ are holding that banner high above their heads.
@@gungy_vt That's absolutely what gets me the most
This isn’t even fake this is just accelerationism
Posadists, get the nukes
Alexandra Brython this man get’s it
And boy are things accelerating. Somebody really stepped on the gas...
Are you one of the bears?
A C C E L E R A T E
Most unrealistic thing is these guys having low voter satisfaction. They're getting more of what they want than I am.
Hahaha
The low satisfaction is from the difficulty of the choice!
It's getting harder and harder to be a 'No Values Voter' when the candidates seem more equally evil every election cycle! :(
They need to replace the debates with a pauper hunt instead, so we can see who's the most driven, and has the best aim....
"Scientists trace low self-esteem to fat cells"
*I felt that*
Nah, that's probably your self generated gravitational field you're feeling.
Respectfully, a fat person.
How does that explain my scrawny, cynical bum?
For real
‘We want to be able to look at a candidate, and truly believe they have no soul’
Perspeii I voted for trump
@@bubbles7608 good
We got our guy in 2016 :)
maybe sometimes the ethics books are weird
Perspeii
Sounds like a Hillary supporter.
This party's stances on pro choice vs pro life be like...
"I love the idea of babies dying, but I can't stand the idea of women having a choice 🤔"
They could just say "You have to get abortion it's illegal not to"
Mandatory 4th trimester abortions
Then be pro-life; abortion only kills an embryo and unfortunately doesn't kill a conscious creature that can feel pain.
I do think the sides should be renamed to anti choice and pro death
@@baranjan6969Either that or they could say that each pregnant woman has to take a pill that has a 50% chance of being an abortion and a 50% chance of doing nothing.
Broke: The Onion is satire
Woke: The Onion reports news before it happens
Bespoke: the onion determines the future
they stopped uploading videos because the end of the world is soon
The mainstream media still can't get to their future seeing satellite
They did it after it happened, it’s just that this happens every 4 years.
Aaron Gamble they live in the future, they already died in the end of the world.
Well poisoning is only a top issue with 3%? What has this country come to.
Also, almost no one get their water from a well nowadays. That's just obsolete.
I'm against well poisoning because it is a gross misallocation of resources, that poison could be much more effectively utilized by using it to poison food, not reservoirs and wells, because only a small fraction of the water in those reserves is actually then drunk by humans.
We must poison the seas and oceans and make sure nothing may there live, we must snuff out the cradle of life.
@@DrLennieSmall Salt the earth so that nothing can ever grow again
Citizen voters for well poisoning! We must petition for this to be a bigger issue!
Wow, this is so prescient. I'm glad there's now a major political party catering to these voters
Literally Trump's message in 2016: "America sucks, and only I can make it not suck". Must be a big fan of The Onion.
Theres 2 of them, andtheres been 2
This is actually all of US history
@@bernlin2000 _"Literally Trump's message in 2016: "America sucks, and only I can make it not suck"."_
Did he though? The _do-nothing_ President. 1 million CoViD deaths. A wall so short in length and poorly built it's easier to climb over than most concertina wire fences. The man who doesn't understand the meaning of "classified" or “confidential”, passing documents marked as such around the banquet hall at a Mar-a-Lago wedding, showing-off to his guests what "they" let him see and handle - _“Oh those are so Top Secret... but I'll let you see them.”_
Prescient indeed. The _Repuglican Party_ has become the _"No Values Party"._
I thought he said make America great again, indicating it used to be great or something haha
"Candidates find reaching No-Values voters difficult due to risk of being killed by them" :D
2020 says hi, unless you didn't take your own advice....
Not really a problem since the politicians have nukes.
@@BenevolentPasserby Hello from 2022
@@nunyabiznes33 that hits a LOT of your constituents no matter how you launch it at your own country.
@@Gr3nadgr3gory lol reminded me of that other skit where Utah voted to nuke itself
THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A DOCUMENTARY.
88likes say oh hell it was.
lmao, this was made because both McCain and Obama and like genuinely good people who just wanted the best for America. Was one of the first times in history that I've seen candidates go so far out of their way to defend the character of their opponent.
@@zacharybrown5367 I disagreed with McCain on most issues, but I never doubted for a second that he was doing what he thought was best for his country. A true patriot.
I don’t think it is. I just think both Trump and Biden are so genuinely awful we gave up.
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 5 middle east peace deals and the greatest economic recovery until the democrats destroyed it with an unconstitutional lockdown
yup, clearly a genuinely awful president.
The worst part is that this is quite possibly the only explanation I can imagine for modern western politics by this point.
Can you doomers stop spouting bullshit for like two seconds?
Make some positive satire so it can manifest 10 years in the future please.
Oh you mean like how all endangered species got together and decided to breed like rabbits in the 2030s? Right pain in the ass, I've made so many red panda hats I've run out of string
It's rough being a time traveler
Noice
Hey at least the nuclear apocalypse produced some _fantastic_ video game spinoffs and really entertaining movies to watch from your bunker
@@StuffandThings_ I can play fallout during a fallout!?
@secondBAR Yes, but if you play the game at midnight, it's said that Preston Garvey will appear under your bed and demand you go do another goddamn radiant quest for some tato farm that you'll forget to defend.
1:26 - He only made it LOOK LIKE he was kicking the child. The perspective is off. In fact, the child is several feet back and perfectly safe.
+Kendra Marybeth Davenport I knew it! What a con artist.
Is this satire
He's clearly pandering and will do whatever it takes to get elected.
the kid was a paid actor
He just lost my vote
Until now, i didn't realize why Americans consistently choose the worst possible candidates for presidency, it all makes sense now.
Would you agree that they're still doing so?
Weird how ppl bad past and might be some suffering elements or day of rage, but it so much better if a bully or monster leads them
Make America Bleak Again 🇺🇲
@@absolutezerochill2700, no doubt Biden is better then Mr.Rump
We aren’t given much of a choice between who we end up getting to vote for. The party chooses their candidate and the voters get to pick between the greater of two evils as displayed here
i was pretty impressed by the governments decision to one up well poisoning with poisoning the water supply of flint
Democrats were really ahead of the curve on that one.
@j - k do you have a citation on that one?
@j - k The article doesn't tie anything to Republicans, but it certainly does spell out some serious mismanagement and abuse by the agencies in charge of the detention centers.
@j - k The poorly set up detention centers were enacted by the Obama administration, and the individual agencies in charge of the detention centers didn't have anything resembling the resources needed to handle the influx of illegal immigrants, so I don't think this is a partisan problem in any way, shape, or form.
@j - k If this is a recent event, that fails to explain why children were sleeping on the floors there back in 2014. Again, this isn't a partisan issue, because none of the presidents have direct oversight into what is happening there. The agencies involved need to be held accountable, not pass the buck up the ladder as high as you can.
It's scary how accurate they were about the people I don't like
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Cultist-chan for president ^^!
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES
(5 yrs late, but someone had to do it)
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!
LET THE GALAXY BURN
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DI-
wait wrong channel
Watching this in 2020 is so depressing.
Joseph Farrell ik
You need to look at the bright side. Life could be imitating onion news 2137.
@@futonschiessverdammnt4798 I'll be surprised if that's now what earth is like in 2137. If not sooner
That would be sad, the Omega 12 Particle Accelerator keeps getting delayed.
"Death is the issue they want presidential candidates to speak more about", well mission accomplished: www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/03/30/what-kind-person-calls-100000-plus-dead-very-good-job/
The most unrealistic part of this is that they couldn't find a candidate
They did. It only took another 8 years for him to run
@@MO-qd6tm lol true
Escalationists would work if they didn't believe it'd work out in the "long run"
"Torching the handicapped with flamethrowers"
God damn, there's a mental image I never expected to have 😂😂😂
Rating
No mature content
Well to this day mentally handy capped are indeed victims of shock torture in the United States.
I wish I were kidding… like I am not joking.
Wow this was prophetic.
:(
I agree, orange man very bad and evil. Give blue thumb ups.
Its not like Ajit Pai was in office in 2012 so... Orange man bad.@@tarkfarhen3870
@@marti-nz no one even mentioned trump. What does it say when you just assumed we were talking about him?
Martin Allen
ORANGE MAN GOOD
Kristi Noem watched this video and took it to heart bc who the fuck admits to killing a puppy on the campaign trail???
Me, watching the video: "Wait, how is this satire?"
Looked at the year: "Ohhhhh..."
Cope harder the election wasn't stolen fucking cope.
The actress playing Andrea Bennett nailed like every one of the stories she was part of. Kinda wish I watched these more back when they came out; maybe they would've stuck around longer.
They're still around. They're just doing Clickhole now.
Its better like this , the skits get better with time, they actually continue to become more relevant. Which is actually quite horrifying.
She's also very attractive. I checked her FB and she's a world traveller. 😍😍
She worked at the Weather Channel afterwards and I could never take her seriously.
This is better. Its wine, now.
2007: lol
2020: Well, this failed to age poorly.
No this aged amazingly dumbass
@Dysfunctionally Controlled No, it's totally exactly what they said. Go back and read it again. It's totally correct. The sentiment is what was wrong, in that they assumed the onion "intended" it to age poorly. lol
@@joshuapeters567 literally exactly what it said.. LOL
Cope
Remember when The Onion was satire?
@B Dan unoriginal response is same.
@@ryanweible9090
Expertly crafted comment is expertly crafted comment.
Hotel is Trivago
@@psychoticsy6350
Cultured Psychotic Sy is cultured.
I’m sure that Pepperidge Farm remembers...
As a CFABA member, all i have to say now is: it's 2018... our work here is done.
I think it backfired
CFABA couldn't decide on Trump or Hilary so they had to cave in and split the party.
oh you poor innocent soul
oh how wrong you were, if only you have 2020 vision
Oh how wrong you were comrade. We accomplished much more in 2020. Still bleaker future awaits us.
These guys are gonna LOVE the 2024 election
"we want the streets to run red with rivers of blood"
this is probably one of the funniest onion segments i've seen.
Still funny?
We... still breathing out there? hmm...
This is actually a paraphrase of a British politician from the 1960's. Funny, although at the time quite famous he disappeared after making that statement.
So yeah, that kinda hits different now...
Man these guys got way more active in 2016
yeah i know, insane hillary got so close to winning
Gabe Bernhard it was a tough decision for them
They had two really good choices!
@@comradep8519 well instead we have dementia ridden traitor in the white house, how fortunate!
@@crocodileguy4319 i know, i don't support any republic or any vote, the people don't know what's best for them and anyone elected is wrong. a military government is the only way
Satire + time = pretty accurate news
This is exactly like [INSERT OPPOSING POLITICAL PARTY]!
Cyberspine yeah more like [rival political party]
Liberals, right guys ??? 😂😂😂😂😂
enzo queijão no
@@nicholasrevill6610 sorry
@@bradleynielson9967 sorry
Unironically predicted accelerationism.
It exist before 2008 when this was made but now it's bigger as our problems worsen
Yet again the Onion is so ahead of its time. Bravo! The true lens of America.
This being too real is how we got Trump
They finally found their candidate in Trump
You cannot convince me that this doesn't accurately describe American politics at this point
I'm astonished by how sane 2008 voters were.
Hey, hey guys? This needs a follow-up.
It has one. Donald Trump.
Good to see more and more politicians catering to this key demographic.
Cringe: "Vote for the lesser of two evils!"
Based: *Votes for the greatest evil*
Democrat voters: Believe you’re voting for a morally good leader who is actually the greater evil of the two candidates.
Based, they closed the worst person
@@MyShiroyuki That’s just being based with extra steps.
@@MyShiroyuki Republican voters: Pick the candidate that you know doesn't have your best interests because they confess such.
@@gimmeyourrights8292 Nice username please take mine before the Rebulicans get to them.
This warms my jaded, micro-plastic filled gen Z heart❤
Elaborate please???
@@silverplushstudios3518 No
Damn and they did it in 2016
When you believe in the terrible, there's no end to the destruction you can do.
This might explain why people wanted to die in 2137
Onion cinematic universe
i want to die at 2137 and no sooner
They probably voted for the white hot flaming sphere of Rage.
At last an insightful comment! Yes, that social movement clearly becomes the most popular by then.
@@deathclawow But Hillary!
I really love their insanely over the top intro animations.
Yeah, it's great.
This has aged EXTREMELY well
We had a good run?
@@meowistforlife No, we didn't
Waaa people I don't like got elected and they literally Boogeymen dark cloaks figures with daggers!
It's obviously satire, I take it to be satirizing the way people are portrayed if they don't have a fixed party they'll vote for, or if they are interested in policies other than the same old stuff that gets trotted out at every election.
It's official - The Onion writers own a time machine.
2009: "This is the most hilarious thing that I have ever seen!"
2023: "Oh, crap."
Haha! This brilliantly predicted the election of that politician I dislike!
I know right? Screw that specific politician, their values are different than mine
Yeah I hate that guy!
yeah, anyone i disagree with is actually a demon and they should all be killed! (in minecraft)
Ladies and Gentlemen, we got em.
Shadows Star
Greetings my Canadian friend.
This is just Mitch McConnell’s current platform
Mitch is just an old school obstructionist, but those supposedly MAGA people are all just unpleasant for the sake of being unpleasant. No real policies, just "I'm unhappy and people disrespect me, so I'm going to disrespect you and make you unhappy too!"
They missed the chance to make a killer joke about how "no value voters" were "sad that George W. Bush is leaving office."
This is no longer satire.
McConnell made sure of it.
@@KingBobXVI No. McConnell is a main street centre right politician. Trump is the idiotic prophecy!!
Cope.
14 years later and by some fever dream this feels slightly more realistic now.
Only slightly?
Cope. I don't even know what candidate you like but just fucking cope period.
“Political dialogue not focused enough on arson, kitten killing, other evil acts.”
😂😂😂😂😂
“We want to be able to look at a candidate and truly believe they have no soul.”
Ah, 11 years ago, when "accelerationists" weren't a thing...
Isn't that just Marxism with a new coat of paint? It sounds like the same sort of delusive belief in The Great Progress Bar in the Sky.
People in Texas were burning snow, to prove that snow is a government conspiracy... The Onion is no longer satire.
Well, tbf, they found their guy. We voted him out 2 years ago, though.
This was 8 years too early, lol.
The onion gets closer and closer to reality every day, people say we're on "the darkest time-line," but that's not at all true. We are in fact on the dumbest time-line.
On the most amusing, if you have a dark sense of humor.
Idiocracy baby
wdym we got biden for prez its not bad
@@pauljerome01 Dementia
@@crazyevonoseia1285 I think its very diverse for having a dementia patient as president though!
This hits different now.
I think they did not know how prescient this was.
This explains everything.
The Onion's writers: Spitballing another a satirical video concept.
Apollo, about to curse a mortal with the gift of prophecy:
Cthulhu lost against Romney in the Republican primaries.
On the plus side, pretty much every single one in the republican primaries in 2012 was equivalent to Cthulhu. But here, a treasure I found for you to enjoy:
www.writing.com/main/view_item/item_id/2086085-America-2018-tales-of-the-future
I thought Cthulhu would be for abortions of all babies though
@@crazando In the long run, it's objectively more cruel and damaging to society to criminalize abortions.
@@Lucan47 it objectively saves more lives, so I don't care. Anyone who has an abortion illegally should be locked up for murder
@@medexamtoolscom Thanks
Oh god, may 2020. And this is no longer satire.
and in June it's even worse
wait until the riots start
Angry Communist Your name is really, really, really funny and epic. I'm not being sarcastic.
@@cageybee7221 in January it's even worse...
@@cageybee7221 you predicted january 6th!
And now this is just the mainstream Republican party.
This is eleven years old but seems so timely.
Sad, isn't it?
It’s called “accelerationism” people, get with the program!
This one was ahead of its time.
people are saying this "predicted" something, it didn't predict anything, it was a warning, and no one took action.
"We want to look at a candidate and truly believe that they have no soul."
amazing!
Be careful what you wish for.
Yeah... Here's the thing about that...
Out of anything the Onion posts, this is by far the most correct thing they have ever posted.
Cope
The Onion is really an evil future-writing Hivewizard.
Once again the Onion accidentally writes a documentary
at least this party is upfront and honest about it
The Onion has been a gem for 30 years. I got to read every issue because a patron on my mail route had it delivered for ages.
Our timeline is the punchline of this joke. Neat.
Too real for 2016 and beyond..
I think a lot of the top comments are missing the point. This is supposed to criticize you, the viewer, for seeing your political opponents this way. You think they have NO morals? Really?
GOP has no values
If you'd made this comment in 2015-16 I would agree but the left arent the party voting that food isnt a human right, banning books critical of the holocaust and voting to not help florida in their current situation
@@amyoakAnimation other way around
@@matteo1462 @Matteo maus was banned umanamously by republicans.
231 votesa against 192 votes that food is a humam right. Nearly every republican candidate votes no, food wasnt a human right.
during floridas recent flooding the house suggested giving 18.8 billion to florida and every single republican candidate voted no
Its easy to say "other way round" if you just choose to not look at any actual evidence
@@amyoakAnimation the Republican Party is the right wing, I think that’s where you’re confused
You mean [PARTY I DON'T LIKE]?
They finally got a candidate in 2016
But fortunately she lost. 😁
both sides of the american political spectrum summed up pretty well
I guess they found him.
Oh, onion, you r clairvoyance is truly amazing.
Like I know the onion said they have the technology to see news in the future but I DIDNT THINK THEY ACTUALLY DID
To think how far we’ve come... Back in my day, you only had Libertarians to represent us!
This aged like fine wine
With that poll showing 57% of GOP voters would prefer a candidate who "makes liberals angry" this video has become truer than ever before...
This whole video aged like fine wine.
Manchins "No Labels Party"
Those 57% are smarter than you will ever be, “free thinker” 😂😂
@@DraeneiPecs Yes, the people who are voting based on the principle of making the opposition angry rather than on any demonstrable benefits are certainly highly intelligent people who definitely think about the consequences of their actions on their fellow man
@@worldlinezero4783 you’re overlooking one thing: the ridiculous things that said party actually gets upset about. It’s not as if the goal is to piss off any old Joe on the streets.
It’s not like they’re spiting the Canadian green party or something.
Its pretty easy to incidentally piss off the Liberal party while actively making the world a better place
Haha classic 0:39; comparing putting a drug into your own body, to taking the lives of several people who were forced into brutal war!
NO MORE YEARS!!!!!
They were really ahead of the curve
damn, the 2016 election was really a win win for these guys
We thought the Onion was satire, little did we realize, the Onion was actually John Titor.
They can just vote republican now. So easy!
Make America into an actual empire gets my vote!. While at it rename battalions into Legions. Sounds cooler that way.
@Darius Tiapula
We’re not an empire?
@@johnmacrae2006 Canada and Mexico is still independent.:(
@@dariustiapula
It’s really a shadow empire. Historian Carroll Quigley named it the “Anglo-American Establishment”.
@@johnmacrae2006 I prefer the old definition of an Empire. A monolithic tyrannical nation ruling over a large territory.:)
@@dariustiapula
So do I. :)