The Worst Movies the Nostalgia Critic Reviewed
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- Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
- The most painful films that Doug has ever had to sit through.
Originally aired on 10/9/2012.
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I grew up in Saudi Arabia. Garbage Pail Kids was banned from being shown by the Religious Police. For once, I am truely thankful for their actions that day.
Really?! If that's true, then how come other nations of the world haven't outlawed the viewing of the cluster f**k that is GPK?!?! (Garbage Pail Kids) side note; IF THERE IS ONE WORD I CAN SAY ABOUT GPK, I JUST COUDN'T, THERE IS NO WORD THAT SAYS HOW THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD FEELS ABOUT THE NIGHTMARE THAT IS GPK! EVEN DOUG KNOWS THAT!
Pardon the ironic sentiment but THANK GOD. 😁🤭 Usually, people would not be happy to be prevented from doing something they wanted; in THIS case, what the R.P did was the equivilent of your mom slapping your hand before you put it on a hot stove element. They saved you a LOT of pain, and agony, and nightmares.
If these religious police still exist in your country, write them a kind and thankful letter for having saved your sanity from this cinematic holocaust.
One should never be thankful for government censorship...
@@nodak81 Fair enough. In this case, however, it could be considered a MIXED BLESSING. Even something bad (Government censorship) turned out to be the LESSER of two evils. The second (GPK's) being UTTERLY EVIL. 🤮
Lucky you. Would that we were so fortunate here in America.
11. 1:20 10. 2:43 9. 4:20 8. 7:23 7. 12:39 6. 17:00 5. 22:13 4. 25:08 3. 27:58 2. 31:16 1. 36:28
Thank you alot
I gotta updoot this
jpobregon108 Your welcome~
+Celeste Irizarry Thank you!
+panth753 Your welcome~
If he were to do this list now, Foodfight, Son of The Mask, Cat In the Hat and Last Airbender would be on here.
+Alex Ramirez Airbender and Cat are still my favorite reviews of his. although i like how he did The Grinch review all in rhyme
+Alex Ramirez I was thinking the same thing. He should update these lists.
+Alex Ramirez Foodfight, I wouldn't be surprised if that dethroned Garbage Pail Kids as the worst he's ever reviewed. I certainly think it's worse, in my opinion.
+mythbuster43 i feel Cat in the Hat will most likely dethrone GPK because it was not even close to the story and the adult jokes and advertising was so blatant.
Noree Hix and his rant at the end is beutiful.
Garbage Pail Kids was originally going to be a 'horror' film. But then they remembered "Oh yeah! The cards were aimed at kids! We need to make it a kids film!" "But we've already started filming it as a horr-" "Just throw a musical number and fart jokes in it!"
So that's why it's disturbing as fuck!
:p ewwww
This film is still a horror movie, regardless of the genre.
This movie destroyed me. The pieces that were left destroyed the DVD, disc and cover.
😳...just wow
I wish they went to the direction of a horror film for kids. Hell, many kids films at the time scared the shit out of us. So, this movie should have fit in perfectly.
I compared a kid at school to a garbage pail kid once, I got expelled for hate speech against humanity
you monster
cards against humanity
If he made an updated list, "Son of the Mask", "Foodfight", "Mamma Mia!", "Master of Disguise" and "The Cat in the Hat" would definitely be in it.
He probably would also add "Eight Crazy Nights", "Ghost Dad", "Alice in Wonderland (2010)", "Green Lantern", "The Angry Birds Movie" and "The Nutcracker in 3D".
I could also see Rapsittie Street Kids, The Christmas Tree and I’ll Be Home For Christmas on the list.
Freddy Got Fingered as well now xD
And Tentacolino and The Pest.
Well, heh heh.....
Freddy Got Fingered.
"State Home For the Ugly, ARE YOU FUCKED?!" One of my favorite parts 😂😂
“Wh-who…. *WHO* *DOES* *THAT* ?!”
(Spins around in chair)
43:38 "Why is GANDHI in the State Home for the Ugly?!" Wow, this movie actually thinks Indians (not Native Americans) are ugly. Solid racist!
WHO MAKES A STATE HOME FOR THE UGLY AND EXPECTS US TO BUY IT! 😂
@@thedisneynerd7866probably the same person that thinks a child killing someone belongs in a children’s story
48:50 A movie so bad it temporarily turned Doug into William Shatner
lmao! you're so right
Thank you, my little friend. My small friend.
Watching this on my ps4 connected to my tv downstairs via the controller, I took mu controller upstairs to go for a tinkle at this point and thought it was a connection issue.
😂😂😂😂😂
@@EuKaRoLuJa “You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.”
Garbage Pail Kids broke him! He ranted on about it for 15 minutes.
I've only ever had one movie that nearly did the same thing to me. Mike Myers Cat In The Hat. I fucking hate it.
Doug looks like's close to crying when talking about Garbage Pail Kids. Hope he got a cup of cocoa after that rant; he deserves it.
*the cocoa in question would need to be fortified with a really expensive variant of recreational ethanol to provide the solace and emotional comfort you are referring to...maybe even a few marshmallows as well*
@JustMemes I was totally speechless when he was talking about Garbage Pail Kids… he seemed legitimately upset… like watching that movie ruined his life or something 😳
@@nsasupporter7557well in the review he said he felt raped by the movie.
@@stoneyboyd But what did he mean by that, I wonder
@@nsasupporter7557I don’t like to think about how a movie could do that to a person.
He may have been hyperbolic, but you never know.
The biggest insult about Inspector Gadget was that Dr. Claw's face was seen!
Wasn't his face seen in old games and stuff
That I don't know. But it's still ruins the mystery no matter
And he was semi good looking!! Adds insult to injury.
@@seanbernard4212 plus I’m the sequel his face is not shown. like I thought for what reason!?!? You already fucked up by showing his face in the first movie.
said every critic ever
This DEFINITELY should be updated.
Where is food fight?
Actually I'm pretty sure he's said that the Grinch is better than Cat in the Hat, if simply by virtue of it not being quite as much of a corporate shill
Both and Grinch and Cat in the hat are corporate shit sellouts.
Dont forget about Lorax...
Tommy Diaz-Millan The Lorax is definitely not harmless. It delivers a false message that could give generations of children the wrong idea about what we must to to preserve the environment.
11. Patch Adams 1:20
10. The Haunting 2:44
9. Moulin Rouge 4:22
8. The Cell 7:23
7. Baby Geniuses 12:41
6. Inspector Gadget 17:02
5. Bio-Dome 22:13
4. Felix the Cat: The Movie 25:08
3. Little Monsters 27:59
2. Drop Dead Fred 31:17
1. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie 36:29
Thank you
And on that subject:
The 5 best Nostalgia Critic rants can be found in (in no particular order)...
1 Pearl Harbor
2 Signs
3 Patch Adams
4 Son of the Mask
5 Neverending Story 3
Find them on youtube, because they are awesome.
The UA-cam version of the Pearl Harbor review takes out the entire Passion of the Bay subplot
+Kojak0 Bat Credit Card, all the way.
+Kojak0 The part of the NS3 review where that rock giant shows up on the bike may be my favourite. Check it out.
+Kojak0 And Casper.
+Crew Glove the rant in pixels was funny
Honestly, “Drop Dead Fred” could actually be about a woman going insane from years of repressed childhood.
Oooooooooooooooooooooo
It’s too bad the directors would rather make unfunny jokes than explore this premis.
I thought that's what it WAS about.
But that's just a theory a theory about a horrible movie
That is a great idea
I predict that Garbage Pail Kids is going to be on here...
It's number 1.
+Mario in Disguise I actually watched GPK as a kid, and I remembered next to nothing about it. Either it bored me, or I've been repressing some horrible memories. Probably both. That movie is bloody stool.
+Mario in Disguise OF CURSE!
It's also my least favourite. Felix the Cat is actually the second least probably because I loved the cartoons but the movie was shit.
+Mario in Disguise I like Garbage Pail Kids AS A WARNING FROM HISTORY.
"It's worse than Manos"
OH SHIT, how could those words be uttered?
i cant get why do people hate Manos Hands of Fate. i know its boring but what makes it so bad that it received 2nd worst place on IMDB
@@AxenfonKlatismrek there’s a scene that’s 32 seconds long of watching a man stand up slowly. It’s an abomination
They've been uttered by anyone who's seen a Coleman Francis film.
@@robrophside3691’ve only seen MST3K version of The Beast of Yucca Flats once.
I actually don’t remember much of the film because about 20 minutes in my dad came into the room and was ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS with me because I had ruined a sentimental chair that had belonged to his late father (accidentally of course)
Strangely enough he didn’t bar me from watching the rest of the episode because my punishment was to restore the chair to its former glory (which I eventually did) but when I watched the rest of the episode I had the guilt of ruining that chair, and the daunting task of restoring it hanging over my head and thus it probably distracted me from how bad the movie really was.
I have yet to watch Red Zone Cuba and The Skydivers.
Huh the more I think about it, the more I realize that Season 6 of Mystery Science Theater 3000 was perhaps the most depressing season of the series.
So many of the films featured on that season were not only HORRENDOUS but also downright depressing.
High School Big Shot
Red Zone Cuba
The Beast of Yucca Flats
The Skydivers
The Violent Years
The Creeping Terror
And of course the departure of Frank at the end of the season also brings me down because then the series wouldn’t be the same from that point onward.
He spent more time talking about garbage pail kids in this video than in his actual review!
Sometimes i think he gives this movie way more attention than it deserves.
WJZAV absolutely not! Nobody should see that movie and he warns everyone for the movie
It's the worst movie ever made. But shows an evil side of corporate advertising maybe
He is personally connected to it like a vendetta. He always gets emotional talking about it.
Somewhere in the Walker residence, there is 59 hours of unedited footage of Doug going absolutely Bat credit card shit to the point of hospitalization.
Dude, WatchMojo listed Garbage Pail Kids as an honorable mention for their list of Movies So Bad, They're Good. I fail to see how or why.
Link504 you watch WatchMojo?
WatchMojo is lame anyway. They put quantity over quality.
Well it was on their second list on the worst movies ever made
Agreed. The ROOM was BAD but there was humor to it. Accidentally, maybe but there was humor. There is ZERO redeeming quality about GPK's NOTHING. How people tolerated MAKING that cinematic ATROCITY, I have NO idea.
amerdding2021MA ik but I’m saying it was on their second list of the worst movies ever made
I get the feeling that Doug doesn’t like Garbage Pail Kids...
Oh, he loved it. :)
What, BabyJesus?!
Well, duh
No shit, Sherlock
I wasn't sure at first, but I think he does in fact, dislike it
Ironic that Garbage Pail Kids' movie is the one movie Doug wanted to see as a child, and now as an adult, it's his most reviled movie ever.
It's been said that Master of Disguise would be on the list today. Maybe Foodfight too but unlike Master of Disguise it's not explicitly stated
Is The Christmas Tree feature length?
You can like Foodfight ironically like The Room, but with Master of Disguise, it tried to be a comedy and it failed... so you know.
+Scott Sandler He said Food Fight was the worst animated movie he's ever seen, so it would be higher than #4.
Felix the Cat was basically 'what if we gave three different animation studios the basic plot of two completely different movies unknowing of each other and then made one movie by taking a sixth of the scenes from each completed movie and spliced them together!'
I honestly liked the utter chaos of it.
"I'm happy to see Robin Williams is moving on to better things"
Me: I'm just going to let that slide
Read the description, this is a 2012 re-upload.
+Nope92 This video was made before he died.
+Nope92 I'm surprised that he forgot that he said that. Little did we know that he really wasn't moving onto anything. Actually, having said that Robin Williams didn't really have a career for the most part so I'm not really sure what the Nostalgia Critic was referring too.
Depends on your point of view, I guess...
Robin Williams didn't have a career?? What do you call the dozens of movies he was in? He was starring in a TV show when he killed himself. At no time in his career was he ever out of work for any significant period of time. I'd love to have the kind of "didn't really have a career" that Robin Williams had.
When I watch these kind of videos it really seems like Doug Walker and the Nostalgia Critic are two completely different people
Not completely, but you can definitely tell that Nostalgia Critic is a character. Its a part of Doug but its definitily an exagerated part.
I know! Doug is often optimistic, forgiving and kind. The nostalgia critic is a cynical, violent and vengeful. The only time they cross over is in the christmas reviews.
Richard Levin 43:25 lol
I actually think the Nostalgia Critic is who he really is. Doug Walker is the character he plays in order to seem normal and well-adjusted.
LIES LIES LIES LIES
Around 48:40 am I the only one who noticed Doug went full on Shatner talking about number 1? He kept pausing after every word for at least a couple sentences
well I noticed it so you're not alone I guess lol
Matthew Broderick was great as Simba. Voice acting may be the best he's in.
He was great in Glory.
and I liked him in The Producers.
Doug felt Lion King was overrated
John Martin you are overrated.
And singing. He’s such a great singer
Here's the list I made to keep track of which one he's talking about.
11 (PATCH ADAMS) at 1:20
10 (THE HAUNTING REMAKE) at 2:43
9 (MOULIN ROUGE) at 4:20
8 (THE CELL) at 7:23
7 (BABY GENIUSES) at 12:39
6 (INSPECTOR GADGET) at 17:00
5 (BIO-DOME) at 22:14
4 (THE FELIX THE CAT MOVIE) at 25:08
3 (LITTLE MONSTERS) at 28:00
2 (DROP DEAD FRED) at 31:16
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNDD Number 1 is IMPORTANT (THE GARBAGE PAIL KIDS MOVIE) at 36:28
I think I love Doug's unscripted rants more than anything. Scripted, he's really funny. Unfiltered, he's hilarious.
About The Cell, I think what you're getting at is the fact that this was a movie all based on celebrity ego. No one actually cared about their subject, but they wanted to pretend that they did and expected everyone to applaud for them, (and many did unfortunately because they're blinded by celebrity.) It's like when Jennifer Lopez did that car commercial where she supposedly drives around Detroit saying how much she cares about the city and derides the audience for not caring as much as her. She then goes to several children and hugs them. It turns out that she was "driving" in front of a green screen in LA. She didn't go to Detroit and she even had a body double hug the kids. That's right. She couldn't even be bothered to hug a couple children. But she wanted to take the credit as having done so while judging others for not being as good as her.
That's The Cell.
Doug's mom actually paid to see Garbage Pail Kids to decide if it was fit for little Doug? Wow, what a mother
For those with Short Attentionspans:
11~1:26, 10~2:48, 9~4:27, 8~7:29 7~12:44, 6~17:07, 5~22:20, 4~25:14, 3~28:04, 2~31:24, 1~36:33.
This was a challenge; using an iPad and all...
My sister and I loved Drop Dead Fred as kids. She showed it to my 7 year old nieces and they were terrified, so I guess it was a generational thing!
I saw it recently too and still liked it but that's probably because I grew up to adore Rik Mayall (Fred) who was Lord Flasheart in Blackadder (which you might know) and was so iconic in The Young Ones and Bottom (which you probably won't). He was an icon over here in England.
He also got cast as Peeves in the first Harry Potter film too but the footage got cut; there's a lovely interview with him on UA-cam somewhere where he talks about spending a week filming with kids and making them laugh. He's was so lovely.
The one thing about garbage pail kids that was somewhat okay was that the kid didn't go off and forgive tangerine, or whatever her name was. He basically just said 'no, fuck you.' So there's something that perhaps some people might of liked about the movie. That in no way redeems itself for me, but I must begrudgingly admit we need more movies that have the main character NOT forgiving the villain.
But I literally had to think about what possible good quality this movie could have. This is the only one I could come up with. I have never hated a movie so much in my entire life. To those reading this comment- DO NOT WATCH THIS PIECE OF SHIT
They already did a Inspector Gadget remake......
it's called Bolt.
That felt more like a remake of Oliver and Company.
I know someone who thought Garbage Pail Kids was the greatest movie he had ever seen in his life.
Chester E. Bum c:
Not even Chester A. Bum likes the movie
I like how his idea for a Inspector Gadget remake was basically the fictional show from Disney's Bolt.
It sounds like The Cell deserves the remake treatment, except get somebody who actually has something new to say writing it.
When he starts sputtering near the end as he's talking about garbage pail kids, all I could think was: "Doug.exe has experienced an error. Please reboot."
You just gave me an idea for a UA-cam Poop
#11 - Eh, I thought it was OK.
#10 - I used to like it as a kid, but now that I'm older and having seen your review... woooooooow, what a piece of shit!
#9 - Guilty pleasure.
#8 - Vincent D'Onofrio's character had a bad childhood. Netflix Daredevil did it better.
#7 - Maybe in animated form it could've worked, but as it stands... awful. Just awful.
#6 - One of the worst, if not THE worst, adaptations of a classic cartoon. I feel really dirty for saying this, but it's worse than The Last Airbender. Oh, yes, I fucking went there! At least Shyamalan got a few things right. This movie got NOTHING right. NOTHING! It's almost like the filmmakers went out of their way to get everything wrong, and it fucking shows. Fuck this goddamn movie!
#5 - This was an obvious and pathetic attempt to ride the lightning of Dumb & Dumber, and boy, did it fail miserably. Not to mention that Shore and Baldwin don't possess even a tenth of Carrey and Daniels' talent! Carrey and Daniels were funny. These two assholes were not. I wanted to shove a hot branding iron down their throats and kick them into an active volcano!
#4 - This needs to be remade. And this time get people who actually know what they're doing! Watching the clips in the review is hard enough, let alone the whole movie!
#3 - Just like with Osmosis Jones and Inside Out, this is yet another case where Pixar did it better with Monsters Inc.
#2 - If the remake does see the light of day, it could be really good if handed to the right people. But this... I feel so sorry for everyone involved, especially the late Rik Mayall. Drop dead, Fred, indeed!
#1 - I will never, EVER watch this movie! Even the review is difficult to watch - that's how horrible this movie is! It's worse than horrible - it's UNWATCHABLE! The morals are hypocritical, the puppets look butt-ugly, all the characters are unlikable and the humor is so juvenile, vulgar and sickening that it almost makes me want to thank Adam Sandler for putting out quality crap! The garbage pail is exactly where this movie should've remained!
No, Inspector Gadget's not worse then The Last Airbender. Both are atrocious, but Last Airbender's easily worse.
D Vass nice review kid
When it comes to live action adaptations of classic cartoons, my favorite ones are Casper, Rocky and Bullwinkle, and George of the Jungle.
@@YTWarrior100 I haven’t seen either film, so take my opinion with a grain of salt. But from what I know about them The Last Airbender movie does at least somewhat follow the plot of its source material, even if it does it terribly, whereas the Inspector Gadget movie has pretty much fuck all to do with its source material. The Last Airbender is definitely the worse movie, but Inspector Gadget is the worse adaptation.
You might like Inspector Gadget 2. Penny has a legitimate role in it.
It exist????
+גיל אומלי It's on netflix
+Jarrett Smith I would like to hear his opinion on that movie.
And Claw actually stays in the shadows. Plus no Broderick
+Ben Wasserman minus it has french stewart aka the squinty eye stoner mextrosexual weirdo
"A Troll in Central Park" should've been on the worst list!
You need to do an updated version of this. I feel like within the last 3 years at least *ONE* movie should have made it onto this list.
ZMACATTACK808 master of disguise food fight cat in the hat
Jack and Jill? 😂
Freddy got fingered
Eight Crazy Nights
_Playing With Fire_ and _Kangaroo Jack._
MESSAGE TO ALL VIEWERS:
THIS VIDEO WAS ORIGINALLY UPLOADED IN 2012, BEFORE ROBIN WILLIAMS DIED.
- Ryan
:(
But not before Rick Mayall died :(
MorphManDude Rik Mayall died only a couple of months before Robin Williams.
When he was talking about Garbage Pail Kids, I think I laughed more at the fact that his face was turning about as red as his shirt as he got more and more pissed off that he had to talk about this movie again.
I cracked up at the 'State Home for the Ugly' part
Remember that scene from "A Clockwork orange" were Alex is tied up forced to watch a movie while he is screaming?... "Garbage Pail Kids" is the best movie to recreate that scene without infringing the Geneva Convention....XDXD
I really love it when Doug gets all livid about Patch Adams.
His meltdown in the review when he finds out about the real-life murder of Patch Adams’ friend pretty much sums up why that movie is an absolute insult to the real Patch Adams and the work he’s done.
I remember watching the NC review in High School and some time later I was talking to one of my teachers and the topic got onto Robin Williams. I told her that Patch Adams was one of his worst films.
She told me “How DARE you!”
and then asked why I would speak badly about it.
All I told her was that the movie was not true to the real person it was about and that she should look into what really happened.
I find it really refreshing to hear him talking like a normal person, even though I LOVE the Critic persona, it’s just nice to see the real Doug 😊
Surprised 'A Troll in Central Park' wasn't on here.
RIP Robin Williams
I wish Doug would update this, I would love to see where foodfight or the last Airbender would possibly rank.
Brian Vaira I think Jen and Mamma Mia would be on it
Also the Happening
Freddy got Fingered. Period.
Cat in the Hat
Matthew Broderick was fine as Simba. That's the only role he's ever played I liked.
Ferris Bueller
Simba, Ferris Bueller, Adam from Bee Movie and his role on Producers are some of his best roles
If Doug wanted a good Matthew Broderick movie, go for Wargames. I think it's his best
Ferris Bueller my guy...
Glory was good too
Lion king?
Glory was a great movie
I just love the NOOOOOoooooo bits inbetween :)
I gotta say, I actually like him more without his persona. I've always liked him just dissecting movies normally over the screaming and ranting bits.
I feel like modern Nostalgia Critic is more like Doug Walker than ever, and I love that. Even when he’s being silly or cynical, there’s always good review in it.
I am surprised he never reviewed Baby's Day Out
YMS reviewed Cyberbully
He did last year. His opinion? Not terrible, but lame.
64 like 0 dislikes
100% like rate
Not anymore
+Nikke 2800 Yeah. Now it's just 98.5%
I like how there's 2 dislikes on the video now and there's 2 likes on this comment. At least we know what happened.
Oh no. You don't think...? Also, 3 now.
Six dislikes currently.
I've only ever seen the beginning of Little Monsters because the movie physically makes me ill. I'm not kidding. I've attempted to watch it several times, but about ten minutes into the movie I get extremely nauseated. Even talked to my doctor about it because it's such a weird phenomenon. Something about the combination of color and audio in just that particular film. No other movie does this. I even tried experiments with just the video or just the audio, but it's a combination of both.
Imagine if it was a more well known “worst film” like the room or food fight, no one would understand you weren’t exaggerating lol
The quality is terrible too, it's like grainy and rotten
The quality is terrible too, it's like grainy and rotten
I get sick when I watch The Smurfs 2.
Dear Doug Walker: I've found someone who enjoys this movie. (Sadly) True story:
I feel that the time has come, in my early-mid twenties, to admit that I was shown Garbage Pail Kids when I was 11 by my stepdad. My stepdad majored in Philosophy...so he was an asshole. The King of Douchelords. Anytime you felt accomplished at something, he'd knock you down. Having a good day? Fuck you, too. Did something nice for me? It wasn't enough. Got a B+ after working through your deficit alone in math? Celebrate by leaving you behind at the store for 3 hours past closing. You like to talk to and feed your stuffed animal, the only one you think ever listens or cares about you in this world? Let's pretend to hang it by the neck on a belt outside of your door for a joke - what do you mean, you want to go to Counseling? Anyway: our parents were going through a nasty divorce, and I was suffering severe post-trauma from a previous event during that time. I'll always remember the day he rented the VHS on the weekend, and gave it to me with this GIANT smile on his face.
Being gullible and naive (and not understanding why he was laughing), I naturally believed that things were going wrong because it was my fault. Desperate to prove myself, I agreed to his challenge: "I found the perfect movie for you. Go watch this, you're going to love it." So I went to the basement TV - a very small piece of junk on a swivel stand w/ knobs that you had to get two feet away from to see - and played the movie. And I was confused. And disgusted. And horrified. But I FORCED myself to sit through it with my nose practically pressed to the glass, and when it was over, I had the worst headache of my life and felt nauseous (I have an incurable aversion to seeing people throw up or piss themselves, imagine that). My stepdad, laughing, asked me how I liked it, and again, to prevent him from leaving (and too scared to be impolite), told him that I really liked it and found it funny. Unsurprisingly, he didn't hold out on his bargain by hanging out with me, and for once, I was okay with that, because all I wanted to do was curl up in my bed and never wake up, and never watch another movie again. Ever. The entire experience was like choking down your own vomit from a tall glass while someone grins at you while punching you repeatedly in the head, saying, "Get to the bottom of the glass, and MAYBE I won't leave your mother! :D"
I apologize *profoundly* for that imagery. But as you've probably guessed, I did not grow up to be an entirely well-adjusted human being. (Fun fact: after this movie, I can't drink grape-flavored drinks without getting gaggy and twitching, either - my throat was so dry after the "movie" that I went to reach for a glass of grape kool-aid, and without realizing it was his, knocked it back. I only realized he'd backwashed a thick mess on the SECOND sip. Christ. I apologize again.) GOOD NEWS THOUGH: you're right, this movie IS forgettable. I forgot I'd even *seen* it until watching part of the review, and, am pleased to say that the dread and anxiety of reliving this bullshit was made a lot better by laughing at watching it being torn a new one. THANK YOU. Thank you a million times plus one more. I never thought I'd see the day. THANK YOU.
So, in conclusion, giant assholes really like this movie BECAUSE it was intended to punish your child. It is the only movie I can think of known to man that actively *seeks out prey* when released within the target's vicinity. It is abuse. I wouldn't show it to my worst enemy. I wouldn't show it to my wall. But your review has gotten me in touch with something close to the core of my psychoses, so if there's ONE GOOD THING that came out of that movie, its that YOU would come around, many years later, to review it and make me realize what to do to get better. Thanks again - and sorry for the book.
:)
Theo Morrow No. No, I don't. If we never see each other again, it will be all too soon. (I really do apologize for that post though, I forgot what kind of a mood I was in...lol)
And you know, I wouldn't show this to a Trump-supporter, either - because I'm pretty sure I'm still a *human being*. And I have to remember that THEY are human beings, too. (Not smart...and irritating...but still human.) I wouldn't BE human anymore if I allowed this vicious, vengeful, cycle of ass to perpetuate to someone else. It would be like dropping an atom bomb...NO ONE would win.
I never considered that this movie could be used like that.
Deziede knock it off on trump supporters. No one hears both sides anyway. Besides, i am willing to stake that this movie is what influenced the 2010's and shaped the world at the 2008 mark. I swear it is that bad
Deziede My gosh...
holy fuck... please tell me you've done some counseling for this
This is my own list of the worst movies I've had ever seen:
1. Martians Vs. Mexicans (a movie that only came out in my country)
2. Playing With Fire
3. Daddy's Home
4. Daddy's Home 2
5. Mulan 2
6. The Cat In The Hat
7. The Angry Birds Movie (I liked the games and yes, I know a lot of people liked it but...I'm sorry, I didn't liked it)
8. Hotel Transylvania 4
9. Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation
10. Top Cat Begins
11. Son Of The Mask
Angry Birds was pretty good
@@TobyNo1Awesomeness But I didn't liked it
@@AbareKillerFan-yo7pe Well it's not Foodfight at least
@@AbareKillerFan-yo7pe What’s your thoughts on the sequel? Did you see the sequel or avoided it because of your dislike of the first film?
@@hunterolaughlin I avoided it
I’m legit surprised how low Patch Adams was ranked here. I mean, granted many of the films on this list are REALLY bad but Patch Adams isn’t just bad, it’s outright disrespectful to the person it’s based on.
This is my first time watching this countdown & when I saw the title of it, I thought to myself "I hope that 'Batman & Robin' is #1 on this list because I still remember the review that The Nostalgia Critic did as if it was literally yesterday.".
Let's see if my prediction comes to pass...
I absolutely 100% agree with Moulin Rouge. It's so frustrating that they stuck a generic love story in mids of all that cool stuff.
"La La Land" might have had 'archetypes', but at least Mia and Sebastian were relateable and likeable guys and their romance was solidly written.
...And there's also the fact that Damien Chazelle knows how to film and edit a fucking film.
DeepEye1994 I love La La Land
That's how I feel about Titanic, that damn love story was so shoehorned into the film and it made for such a gigantic distraction from the shit that was actually interesting, you know, the real stuff, the stuff that *actually* happened which is what I'd expect to see from a movie called *Titanic*
Moulin Rouge bored me out of my mind when I tried sitting though it. I stoped watching it 10 minutes in because I just could not watch any more of it due to how unentertaining it was to me.
OMG that bit about Robin Williams is very dark with up-to-date context :D
20:58, the movie you’re describing has already been done, it’s called Bolt. Wait I just realized the girl in Bolt is named Penny just like in Inspector Gadget.
Critic: "...so imagine what it could do to me as a child."
Me: I believe it would mentally scar you for life.
On that #1, Doug should have stood up and given us a solid Vader "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
I like how this was done before Robin Williams died
The fact that Robin Williams died won't change any opinions on his movies. Don't get me wrong, I miss the guy, but some of the movies he's been in were bad.
+Mr.BigMac Tallented people can make terrible art.
+Iblislucario64 we can't say he "made" terrible art, i mean the movies were terrible but he didn't make them he just acted in them, and even in his worst movies you can see that he used to put tons of efforts.
+Iblislucario64 agreed.
+pipo berber acting is an art
I love how at the beginning of this list he’s Doug but at the end he’s in Nostalgia critic mode with his face all red
43:30 You went full Kermit the frog.
Drop Dead Fred did drop dead.
so did patch adams
+Darth Sibistine XD I never heard of it before Doug Walker talked about it to be honest. However his explanation of the premise reminded me of a Disney channel movie called "Don't Look Under The Bed." From what I remember it wasn't bad, so it sounds like this premise has been done right before.
Shocker120, yes i love Dont Look Under The Bed
What about the droid attack on the Wookiees?
No I made it drop dead in hell. Fuk that shitfest of a film
If he does another list of the same category, this is what I imagine will be on there:
-Mamma Mia
-The Cat in the Hat
-Master of Disguise
-Food Fight
-Pearl Harbor
-The Christmas Tree
And Freddy Got Fingered.
Maybe _Eight Crazy Nights, Blues Brothers 2000, Playing With Fire_ and the 2019 _Lion King_ remake.
@@mariogamefreak1 he said it was like the room
I figured Pearl Harbor would be on it. He goes apeshit in that review.
This review was when he was going to end doing Nostalgia Critic. The Pearl Harbor review came out afterwards.
Doug turned into Shatner at the end.
Robin Williams moved passed it all right... Now I'm sad
You can always tell when Doug has hit his cap when he describes a movie and sounds like William Shatner... he hits that moment around the 49 minute mark. :)
Breathe, brother.... breathe... it's over....
I thought North would be on here. I would've bet money on it making this list.
You’re not telling lies about that movie! I’d explain why but I think it’s better for people to just watch the NC’s review of it or Roger Ebert where he quotes, “I HATED THIS MOVIE! HATED HATED HATED HATED THIS MOVIE! HATED IT!”
If Baby Geniuses has taught me anything, it's that Bob Clark can only function when it's Christmas.
I wached da garbitch pale kidz moovie fiften times and my brian i$ gud.
I feel personally violated by Doug’s hand movements
“I just wanna see a film where you go inside the killer’s mind.”
There already is a film like that and did it WAAY better than The Cell.. Manhunter!!
Garbage Pale Kids was a horrible movie, but there are plenty of horrible movies that are watchable when you are young... Or really drunk. I am not a fan of Garbage Pale Kids, but I wouldn't say its the absolute worst movie I have seen. Drop Dead Fred, Little Monsters, and one Bio-dome however, I will have to say that I respectfully disagree. Lets just say I have a really messed up sense of humor and leave it at that. I found those movies hilarious.
I think the problem with Garbage Pail Kids (and actually, most of the other movies here) is the MASSIVE gap between what the film was and what it could have been. Or maybe even was expected to be. If you didn't have a childhood in the late 80's, you have no idea how fucking awesome the Garbage Pail Kids were. Holy shit, they were huge for little boys. And they're even still clever if you see them today. God, I had nearly the entire first 10 series complete. Then that movie comes along............ Just wow.
The Titanic animated movies?
Yeah, really surprised those weren't on here.
How tf did they not make the list
Batman and Robin as well
I kinda want to see an updated version of this on sibling rivalry
The way Doug reviews movies is a nice thing to see
I've always been of the opinion that "like and dislike" are only as strong as the details you provide.
You can like something and have some problems with things
You can dislike things, yet find some enjoyment within the crap
He doesn't just make up words, he explains it in detail, points out things he enjoys- makes jokes out of the terribleness- and his manner of giving an opinion A. Reminds me of myself (my dad and brother are named Doug-yet this is the one I feel I relate to)
B. I can respect and speak highly of his decisions. Even when I disagree- I can't find any reason to disregard his points.
The Cinema Snob also is that way, but that's for another TCS video.
Thanks for all the lonely evenings that your company make a little more warm and friendly Doug and Channel Awesome :) They are my go to "I feel kind of angry or sad-let's watch someone else do that ) moments.
If he were to do this now, how much would everybody want to bet that Garbage Pail Kids, would most likely be the only films that make his list? Think about it?
Since 2012, he has reviewed The Cat in the Hat, Foodfight, Eight Crazy Nights, Son of the Mask, The Last Airbender, and The Nitcracker in 3D. Also, Rob would likely have included Mama Mia and Freddy Got Fingered.
Sometimes I really worry about your blood pressure, man.
Moulin Rouge I'd consider one of those "bad movies that are enjoyable so they are good"; but your review of it is also my favorite. When you released it, I watched it twice. No shame to admit, haha, and I'm so glad that you utilize it to this day as the intro to Nostalgia Critic.
want to see a decent version of the cell? play silent hill 4 the room.
Is Tommy Wiseau in it? :P
Nope
Funny how most Americans hate Drop Dead Fred but most Brits (Including me) love it even alot of my friends told me Drop Dead Fred was their childhood movie, its funny how different countries have way different senses of humor
Your mother made the right decision unlike mine.
43:50 Doug has a psychotic breakdown in 5…4…3…2…1 🔥
now im gonna list my 6 movies i expected on the list but werent.
6: We're back
5: Neverending Story 3
4: Blair Witch 2 Book of Shadows
3: Good Son
2: Battlefield Earth
1: Batman & Robin
The only Matthew Broderick film I really enjoy is The Producers. His singing is MEH as hell, but DAMN, I love how well he and Nathan Lane play off of each other. He plays the neurotic straight man really well.
If he were to update this list the movies he would include would be FoodFight, Garfield, Cat in The Hat, Son of The Mask, Blues Brothers 2000, and Fant4stic
Upvote if you want to see him review the emoji movie.
Robin Williams moved past Patch Adams, so much, that he died.
This video was made when Robbin Williams was still alive. Those were simple times.