TF2: A Complete History of Saxton Hale
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- Опубліковано 21 жов 2024
- Bidwell, I'll be square with ya... It's a video description. If I don't have a video description, it's just a video! Where am I gonna find a group of lunatics willing to come all this way... just to watch...to watch a video...
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Fun fact: Squim shaved his chest hair in the shape of Australia to better envelope himself in the role of SAXTON HALE
Saxton Hale: the only person ALMOST as manly as me.
@@SquimJim HAHA TRUE!
Hmm, your word isn’t enough. We’ll need visual proof.
hmm
AUSTRALIA POWER
It's wild seeing a character that was originally supposed to be a mere joke became one of the most important TF2 characters
I'm waiting for Francis the talking France to become a main character.
Well yeah it's SAXTON HHAAAAAAAAAAAAALE
Only in tf2
Now it's official that Saxton is "sort-of" 10th class
Especially as the creator of said character, I’m sure! One of my characters was meant to just be there for non-canon story purposes, and she ended up as the most important character in my story. (And her non-canon stories were made canon lol)
I think you forgot to mention the time that he beat up all the mercenaries using only his fists, his ability to jump several dozen feet into the air, and his powerful SAXTON HALE yell that causes his enemies to flee in terror.
Wait maybe that’s not canon...
that last one is canon tho he shouts SAXTON HAAALE a lot
Well, there is nothing that can prove it *isn't*
That mode isn't even official so definatly not cannon.
But it would be something to what would have lead to this in-univers.
@@zacheryvincentcallahan4485 He was joking... Obviously it isn't canon... tho it could still be added to canon if valve decides to add community made game modes one day.
His yell is for mercy, those not Mann enough to withstand his yell aren’t Mann enough to fight him
couldn’t have used Hale’s Own Fists? those were only Scarcely Lethal and Mildly Menacing Heavy Fists!
Just strange-farm
He got a time machine
Wait one day ago?
@@Chefpyro6 ya lol its posted mar 24(today) and the comments are 1 day ago lol
@@Chefpyro6 the video was unlisted before
He evolved into a character bigger than Australia over the years
You just made me realize that the manager of the apple store from the comic was suppose to be STEVE JOBS. I feel ridiculous.
Ayo what the-
Wait who’s Steve Jobs? I heard he died of ligma…
@@carsonthompson4260 WHAT?!WHATS LIGMA?!?!
@@Small_child_punter ligma b-ALLs
It’s a serious condition
Finally, the one true Australian in the series gets his time to shine! What an interesting life he’s led. Firebombing Woodstock is probably my favorite part!
Sniper: *sad Australian noises*
@@MrWeirdMan28 He’s actually from New Zealand!
@@giornojoestar4411 yeah but he likes to believe that he’s an Australian and that his Australian parents are his true parents since his other parents from New Zealand are kinda terrible parants
@@MrWeirdMan28 *p a r a n t s*
i think the sniper is just a glum canadian.
It pisses me off valve just tossed this whole beautiful game with such a rich story
but now they're updating it again soo.........
@@snichelsticks8653 oh yeah, soon...
@@snichelsticks8653 They updating yet?
@@JohnSmith-hk1fz well they did update it...... with the bare minimum
@@snichelsticks8653 Where's the update?
I can’t believe your actually playing as saxton hale in this gameplay footage!
He isn’t playing as saxton hale I bet you know that and this is just a joke
@@thatsgaming7917 Saxton looks more fat in game..
In the beginning be didn’t beat up the yeti, he is an imposter
@@thatsgaming7917 He is cosplaying as Saxton hale. He is a Heavy with a Moustache and a Crocodile hat
(I get the joke)
bUt He'S PlaYiNG aS HeAvY!
Oh man it's been like 14 years but now I understand the zoo joke from meet the soldier how did I not realize
Pls explain
ᑎIᑕᗴ In the TF2 universe, Sun Tzu and Noah from Noah's ark are the same person, except Sun Tzu beats every animal aboard to death. Charles Darling, a man well-versed in the animal punching industry, decides to capture animals and charge people money to view them from their prison cells, naming the concept after Sun Tzu (pronounced Zoo).
@@uberd3323 oh thx for explaining I really couldn't get it
The complete History Of Archemedis!
Medic steals/kidnaps a flock of doves from a weding he was around.
When he invents the medigun beta, which became the quickfix, archemedis gets hit by the remains of heavies exploded heart and later flies with the other doves behind him to celebrate his success; but gets sewn unto Scouts chest.
When medic works for the TFC team (at this point he already removed archemedis from scouts body)
Archemedis gets killed by the TFC heavy but is quickly revived by medic.
Now every Halloween he turns into the undead bird with partcial intelegence to say any sentence related to eating brains.
There you have it.
@@zacheryvincentcallahan4485 Thank you!
Very short episode.
He steals the wedding van from the prime minister's wedding, and Archimedes comes with him
Archimedes burrows into heavy's and later scout's chest.
Sometime during the gravel wars, during one halloween where demo's eyes haunts the team, archimedes becomes undead and/or merged with medic in an unspeakable act against nature.
Archimedes gets killed by the TFC team but revived thanks to Medic's quick thinking. Combined with reviving the other tf2 mercs, this means the medic revives roughly 10 people and at least one dove in a single day.
Coo
@@medicindisquise4271 I did forget he also stole a van and thar it was a prime minister wedding.
Thanks for clearing that up.
The fact that he is actually in the game now we need an update short
I wouldn't mind a minor video on topics like
-Mr Bidwell or Reddy
-The Mann family
-The Badlands or the maps in general
A video about the geography of the TF2 world would be excellent.
7:55 this completely caught me off guard lol.
1:13
HE WHAT
you're telling me that ryataro dojima, a voice relatively calm, is the same one as the guy who shouts "SACTON HAAAALE" at the top of his lungs?!
He was waiting for that his entire life
Of all the things I expected, hearing that certainly wasn't it
I was searching for this comment
I love how he didn't punch the two demomen drinking
Anyone ever realize how squim plays the class he’s making a vid on like he’s playing melee heavy with the saxton loadout and the vid is on saxton
dud doueven know dud ok
With the summer update, apparently Grey man hired the mercenaries to fight Saxton Hale Give the line, "Is money all that matters? After what we have all been through?"
Yeah I think that Saxton is a older than he looks, considering the man had a whole damn vault of Australium at one time.
It's worth noting that Reddy was 100% willing to beat up Olivia.
Reddy is the most savage TF2 character.
AND to take over the company that he already managed.
@@shyguymike or just extra ordinarilly loyale.
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if he wanted to purely because of her attitude and the face she was pulling.
@@Thomas-vn6cr nah, totally an orders man.
You know how I would fight her to take over the company?
"You just got signed by Saxton Hales fists" - Saxton Hale
I’m thrilled that this series still has massive fans. I love the lore, the characters, and the dedicated fans of this game (even though I’ve never played it)!
Me: Has never had the chance to play TF2
Also Me: Loves the characters and and most of the videos featuring them.
ok then
now I can't stop imagining saxton hale constantly telling adachi to shut up
My vote for the next ep would be TFC team... I really would like to know how much info you can squeeze out of them to make a full episode, since only Fred is mentioned anywhere prior to the main story line (to my knowledge), being next to young Engi on a photo, whether it is Dell himself or the first BLU clone... On that topic, I would say a video about the clone thing would be interesting... I mean, there have been 100% canon material, that shows multiples of a class, like meet the spy, as well as meet the medic showing multiple BLU soldiers. Multiples of RED seem to be game only thing tho, since aside from 1 meet your match poster (which could even have BLU spies desguised as RED mercs), I can't recall... any... mention of any multiple of RED class.
I don't think you can find that kind of particular info anywhere.
@@dirtymonk748 Which part are you refering to?
TFC Medic is canonically from Baltimore, Maryland. I have no clue how we know, but the TFC fandom knows.
Would be awesome if Valve made a story gamemode for tf2 or something so the player can experience the whole story from comics and more.
Or just watch it as a movie but it's using the game characters to present it
No one quite like our man SAXTON HALE!
7:59 at this moment brass beast heavy new: he fucked up
Fun fact, Saxton Hale shaved off all his chest hair for his hippie disguise in A Fate Worse Than Chess.
It quickly grows back into its Australia shape, panel by panel, throughout the comic.
I never noticed that, thats hilarious
The fact that we know more about the based god Saxton Hale than the mercenaries is amazing
DUDE THAT WAS REALLY YOU I'm so happy i was in your game for the gameplay
Respect for not killing that friendly demo
He has more lore than 3 of the mercenaries
Pyro, Engie, Spy?
As someone who has never once looked into TF2 lore, a good chunk of this is out of context and cursed beyond measure.
Hey Squim, glad you're still doing this thing, even if I'm not a regular viewer I remember first watching you years ago, I'm glad you're happy to be doing this and hope you never give up
I'm very glad you made this saxton hale has allowed you another day
1:15 and don’t forget Bane from Arkham origins, probably the one of if not the best and most accurate version of bane
7:15 Cursed footage of Saxton Hale wearing a shirt
10:27 This is the time of "Timeline time" line
Thanks
The Mann brothers might actually be related to Saxton Hale, Given how broken up Barnabas was to hear their mother Betty died.
I've legitimately never knew the (personally) best father of the Persona series also voiced a man who likes to punch stuff. Wild.
I am honestly really happy about this because last night I was just being an idiot didn’t want to listen to any music to go to sleep so I just played your TF2 lore videos I think I fell asleep around the end of sniper or the beginning of medic
this is the best background gameplay ive seen in any of your videos
Brain: dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont sayi-
Me: SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Literally subbed the second this came out lol
SquimJim is over here talking about all lore and story about Saxton Hale while I’m over here wondering how he’s getting so many kills with his bare fists
12:32 That’s enough for me to see Saxton Hale as one of the world’s greatest heroes.
I wanted to tell you how much i appreciate the saxton hale gameplay on the backround
i swear if the next complete history video is the administrator, then im going to say some VERY spicy hat facts.
The mercs might have been hired because of the poopie joe incident.
Theodore rosavelt vs Saxton hale would be the battle of the century
Great to know more about Hale, appreciate ya
My main man after breakfast you did it again I am so glad you got back to doing these
*SAXTON...*
ₕₐₗₑ.
After two years this series returns... YES!!!
POV: you either A got super excited when you saw this and instantly clicked or tapped, or B you didn’t even notice even though you saw this video pop up numerous times and you thought it was an old video you already saw but now you’ve seen it, or C ITS REWATCH TIME!!!!!!!!!
Thank you! If it wasn't for this mildly interesting, an easily digestible video. I would have never been able to figure out his nationality!
next up: the dispenser
It's still here?!? I was starting to think this series had died! Glad to see it back!
Nobody:
Saxton hale: *SAXTOOOON HALEEEEEEEEEE!*
JB Blanc also does a voice for another Aussie, Kano from the newest Mortal Kombat game.
"In 1969 Saxton Hale firebombs Woodstock from a helicopter."
Had me genuinely laughing out loud.
I guess nothing or no one can beat this man
8:15
Scout1: ‘runs at Saxton hail with fan o’ war’ oh wait this isn’t gonna work
Scout 2: ahhhh a shoulder
Solider: rocket time!
Scout 1 & 2:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Sorry I mean 6:08
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS
With the new Summer update, I think we could infer that at some point the mercs were forced to side with Gray Mann and forced to fight Saxton Hale, who's trying to get his company back.
2:07 No.
Can't wait til issue 7 comes out in 2067 and you have to make sequels to every video in this series.
Finally, I’ve been waiting for this video
Day one of asking SquimJim to make the complete history and lore of tf2 cows
i second this
Garfield a tale of 2 kitties is one of my favorite movies
TFC Team history could be interesting. It's very rarely mentioned.
A complete history of the horseless headless horseman?
New History Of Video .
Heavy Would Be Proud
I can't believe that Dojimia in Persona 4 is the same VA as the massive Australian who likes to punch animals to extinction
I’m going to watch this before breakfast
I think it’s about time we give Trevor his own video.
Hell yeah, love your content!
Honestly I wish he appeared more often
i like how medic has a small insane stamp while pyro has an XXL stamp
Haha I am watching this BEFORE BREAKFAST
Fun fact: Saxton shares a voice actor with Kuben Blisk from Titanfall, as well as Caustic in Apex Legends
I’ve been waiting for this one
I LOVE THE SAXTON HALE HEAVY :)
i just now realized that the things soldier said about sun tzu are most likely canon
Great video description.
The Intro is always the best part also can you do the history of red and blu
Ah some fresh new tf2 content and i think tf2 is gonna come back life
Jb Blanc voices the leader of the Apex Predators, Kuben Blisk, in Titanfall 2
Wait a sec the voice actor for my favorite character in my favorite game also voices dojima (or whatever his name was called) from persona 4, man I love persona 4 even more now
Fun fact: I actually saw you in a doublecross match a while back
it was real cool for you to show up.
Even hale is no match to the all fair and balance random crit 10:28
I wish Saxton hale could actually get an in game appearance.
The most we will probably ever get of him is appearance in a background of a community made map... Unless valve gets so lazy they just copy and paste vs. Saxton Hale mode as a Halloween event with him being a zombie...
@Ironprince yup he is definitely playing saxton
So weird how some people think saxton isnt in the game
I would really wanna know the lore behind the team fortress classic team tbh
Now that this video is out there is no excuse to NOT be working on the thriller dance emoji :) I expect it within the month or there will be emotional consequences
I love his heavy hale loadout.
am I the only one who reads the thumbnails
I like the detail he puts into even the smallest things
*SAXTON H A L E!*
hahahaha! I watched this BEFORE breakfast!
Just you wait until he made an entire documentary of silas