Jerma Presents: Who Will Replace Me? (The Two-Hour Television Cut)
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- Опубліковано 15 лип 2024
- Jerma's "Who Will Replace Me?" stream edited to be a two-hour television special event, complete with music, "commercials", and lots of laughs.
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0:00 Intro
0:34 Act 1
16:32 Commercial Break 1
16:48 Act 2
37:51 Commercial Break 2
38:04 Act 3
1:15:49 Commercial Break 3
1:16:25 Act 4
1:42:09 Commercial Break 4
1:42:34 Act 5
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cat dog jerma was objectively jerma. You can SEE the blatant cracks in his sanity
Jerma did wresle himself
He also planned that rage at the end when he got disqualified to make this feel more real than AGT or BGT
He got ROBBED
28:20 timestamp for cat dog bc its my favorite part of the stream and i love coming back to rewatch it
They shoulda gotten Willem Dafoe.
wdym?? he’s at 39:45
That would’ve been crazy
My favorite running bit is Jerma asking how the contestant is doing, them replying with "Good, you?" and his responding again with "I'm great, how are you?"
I like how a lot of the contestants to replace Jerma after he’s gone are older than him
it takes an older energy to BE jerma
What are you talking about, Jerma is at least 67 years old
Jerma is basically at the age that people used to die of old age at
@@BierBart12 He's 38.
@@TheEldritchHyena So he's survived past the expectancy of a medieval peasant
This edit is going WAYYYYY too far under the radar, this is a masterpiece.
Ahh yes, 55k views in 11 days is under the radar
@@timothyscheneman1689 Yeah, 55k views is nothing on UA-cam
@@zachd4693 in 11 days for a fan edit of Jerma. its huge now tho
@@RoachCatJr True enough 🙂
All of these people are individual aspects of Jerma’s personality
They simply ceased existing as soon as they moved out of the camera. Figments conjured by Jerma's psychic presence.
If Dr. Schmoixan answered "what is a fugue state" with
"its one of those ones in the midwest"
I'd have lost it
underrated jokes
i love that Ludwig at the start said he wants to make sure no one dies today at the beginning yet he's the one who immediately pulled out a gun at the end
Thanks for the spoiler ig
@@digester2446 why are you in the comments if you haven't watched the video and are worried about spoilers my guy
Just catch it live 4head
@@digester2446 why would you go to the comments first. that’s never a good idea if you don’t want spoilers.
The catdog skit kills me every time. Seeing Jerma struggle to not break after the first 'meow' is great.
so many of these people are legends
i would love a standalone release of "my mom doesn't love me" it goes hard
Isn’t it just a Blink-182 song but with different lyrics?
@@sanguillotine Yeah it's Josie
@@SmarkusAurelius that songs called “Damnit.”
1:47:51 Jerma once again redefines performance art with a preposterously pristine yoinky-sploinky.
The best part of this stream was finding out he actually befriended the lie detector operator.
The man actually became Dr. Shmoixen, a complete part of Jermaverse
The only real jerma was number 4, the rest were far too sane.
4 represented the unhinged and disassociated aspects of Jerma, whereas 13 represented the antisocial andy genius side
*Jerma vs Number 13* is considered to be the greatest standoff in history. Two creatures fighting against themselves, or at least, their reflection personified... In the end, what once was thought to be an unstoppable battle, ended due to the intervention of the higher powers, sealing the fate of one of the fighters, granting him death. Jerma was declared the victor, although some people think he may have actually been an *impostor*
24:47 feels like later in Jerma's career we'll look back on this like a surprisingly emotional scene in The Office
GOODBYE TOOOBY
I like that this is about Jerma finding a replacement because he's getting older, but over half of these contestants are way older than Jerma
I hate that number 8 didn’t end up winning i will fucking stay mad about that shit. Also, good job on the edit! This video deserves more views honestly!
he deserved to lose
He deserves better
I'm up to 8s performance and I don't care what else comes he should have won
#6 too. So many LEGENDS in this deserved to win and become a part of some kind of morbid Jerma hivemind
Jerma is that guy in theatre class who is super talented but instead of taking jobs doing commercials he takes his friends alternate high art pieces that never make it off the ground but get a small cult following
Number 8 got some real talent! Such a good actor, dancer and musician!
Thats why he'll NEVER be Jerma
I rarely catch Jerma's streams live, so I don't know about this kind of thing when it happens, so thanks for the summary. This kind of livestream content is incredible, I feel like these sorts of meta streams will influence what Jerma does after he quits streaming. Whether that is some sort of art installation, or some experimental TV show, I don't know, but this sort of content is completely unique.
It's just a talent show parody with jerma inside jokes, get out of jerma's ass. Just because it's on twitch doesn't make it genius. It is funny though.
@@brain5853 dude don't a downer just let people overanalyze shit if they want
@@brain5853 any askers?
@@brain5853 no but it's still unique. Who shit in ur frosted flakes
@@quentin932 jerma did
Ludwig pulled that description of Fur Elise straight out of a file bin in his brain from 5th grade gen music that was incrediblely accurate
40:00 OKAY BUT LUDWIG IS POSITIVELY FUCKING PURPLE
Some of these guys are really good Jerma impersonators LMAO
Number 4 was actually great doing Cat and Dog, the Boston accent for the Jermacraft monologue and when Jerma said "you're 4th in line" he looked down at the number 4 on his shirt.
I didn’t know what to expect from Doc, but his first question being “what is your base metabolic rate?” let me know he was going to be PLATINUM
the piano guy went crazy at the "im the giant rat" part
I’m so glad Jerma and Dr. Smoixan crossed paths because he’s a perfect addition to the Jermaverse, he’s just so uniquely strange and lovable it’s like he was BORN to be a Jerma character
Ludwig looked so lost when they judged number 5 lmao
@@QuietGrave Yessir, Dammit by Blink 182
Number 4 Cat Dog is unequivocally jerma holy shit
Fucking stellar cut! Well done
38:51 We’re the rats
#8 was CHEATED!
#8 got the lyrics wrong, he didn’t deserve to win
im gonna cry watching jerma and ster together again
ster saying "i don't know what my status is" has been funny all 6 times i've seen it now
the pacing of this is insane. feels exactly like a tv program. a very great job
If this stream ever goes up on 2ndJerma it should definitely be edited like this
“I’m gonna haunt you for the rest of my life”
-Jerma, 1985-2022
"I will haunt you for the rest of my life!"
Number 13, 20 seconds away from the end of his life.
19:43 Why does it look like someone is controlling his hand like a puppet
it looks like one of those toy baby hands on a stick💀💀💀💀
jerma looks like a closeted movie director
You shouldve done "previously" segments after commecercials.
very sad that the stream fucked up randomly at many points, but great edit man, good job
I THOUGHT THAT WAS INTENTIONAL OH MY GOD 😭
12:56 I love this
the commercials im fucking dying
Number 8 is the theater kid version of Jerma, but a little too much, not awkward enough
“I’m gonna haunt you for the rest of my life!”
*lives for exactly 3 more seconds
Justice for number 8
i feel like all the younger jermas were prepared far worse than the older ones
i wonder if they are like, improv artists?
The mic they used in the gaming room was so awful but I didnt even care because of how good the content was.
Btw, I dont know what you do for work, but you are a great editor. Im sure you could get hired by one of these E-Clowns.
I think it was a bit of a miss to leave out so much of Connor's footage during the gaming part I loved how long Jerma spent figuring out who he was.
SPOILER FOR THE ENDING:
I love Ster at the end saying "I could tell who it was the whole time" before killing him, because he set it out from the beginning that he was here to find a *Better* Jerma, and assuming he liked #13 better, that's exactly what he did.
52:56 don't look at me like that man
this edit is absolute gold, you deserve way more views
Why hasn't this blown up yet? This is AMAZING, wanted to watch this live but I was busy so this is perfect for me. Thank you for making this
this is fucking awesome!!!! the editing is so good, the little touches of music are perfect, and the quick commercials made me laugh my ass off. this stream was awesome live, but this edit really feels like it would be the version airing on tv!!
Awesome cut. Unless I watch live I find it hard to engage with the whole uncut stream, so this is exactly what I'm looking for.
good editing my man, i just saved this to my playlist of good edited videos
This cut is phenomenal. Well done. Keep up the good work.
Farm Jerma and number 9 were the most entertaining by far
jerma is way too nice to be hosting these competitions like this
38:19 - THE RATS
Number 15 sounds like he’s doing a French Stewart impression
“I’ve known him for twelve years, I’ve known him my whole life” gold
This is some fine wine editing right here. Also probably my favourite stream of all time.
Number 9 looks like Ninja in about 20 years
Number 5 represents a Jerma who is ready to defend pop punk
now let’s see Paul Allen’s jerma
cat dog and the impressions guy were easily the best
1:02:20 tense ster (stare)
It was obvious, the real Jerma never would have mentioned TF2 to STAR_. He hates that game
Brilliant idea.
jerma is 5'3"
Love how #5’s “original song” was literally just dammit by blink 182
I love you for putting the Trevor project link on this video 💖
First time watching this and I assumed he'd go through like 60 people. Good Lord could you imagine how long that would take
Just love the fact that to enjoy content by Jerma you gotta know the lore it’s fucking hilarious it’s like the marvel cinematic universe
That intro alone. *chef's kiss*
This is amazing.
This edit is criminally underrated
Number 4 is a clone of jerma, he just doesnt want to admit it
Man I was really cheering for furma
"Ive known Jerma for 12 years, ive known him my whole life"
Didnt realize ster was so young
24:09 was not expecting Avett Brothers but very happy nonetheless
This was the best season by far
This is a great edit, thank you for trimming the fat a bit for us all :)
Not to say this is purely trimming the fat, the added commercial breaks really sell the whole thing :)
Holy shit this is amazing
The only way to continue the jerma channel is to have jerma either clone a baby if himself or him and ster to have a science clone baby
I thought this was the official video, this is something I would expect to see on the Main channel
This is the closest we'll ever be able to get to watching the hunger games
I want a look at me. And I want it good. And I want it now.
Yo this editing is really good dude
number three coming in with a tail
That Peter O"Toole impression was fantastic
This is incredible
this is so good.
That commercial break caught me off guard😂
very impressed. Nice Edit
What!? 18:55 Was Doc. Smoixan part of the assassination plot? I just caught this.
they really voted out incredible piano man, but fart guy that doesnt know a single video game gets to move on.
wow. awesome content! I'm entertained. like soooo entertained