@@yinyang1217 be falling off a map and mad? I can see it happening. Plus have you seen how incredibly dumb skywars players are xD Although he coulda been trying to type anything, or just keyboard spamming, there's legitimately no way to tell.
Technoblade: Anyway, we were doing a group project and one of the assignments *player appears* - Aw one sec *flawlessly destroys player without losing any health* Technoblade: Anyway
His irl friends must be obsessing over him now after Monday Minecraft, since he fought the biggest youtubers and pewdiepie and James Charles are joking with him now
Everyone else: So let's strafe left then right and keep doing that then jump once and block hit twice then- Techno: Let's just try to not get stabbed here
Jokes aside, this dude is literally Minecraft John Wick. Like, he literally just whacked a person off the island with a bloody steak, *a cooked cow meat , a b l o o d y m e a t*
"The one constant in life I found is that if you're ever in a situation rating to rely on other people they will let you down." - Technoblade, Jan 16 2017 I have never related to anybody than I did to technoblade when he said that.
People at my school know I have a UA-cam channel and play minecraft... I just ignore everyone who calls me rustydawgt at school. The worst thing is when they start playin your videos in class :c
RIP Technoblade. You made me laugh without even knowing it and helped me through hard times. "We don't have pants and we're slapping people with our meat" - Technoblade, 2017
I’ve now re-wat he’d this video for the 3rd time while scrolling through his videos and have just now realized he was nicked as saitama and that is how he won.
I've only recently gotten into Techno's content. I gotta say, normally I don't like popular youtuber's older videos. I LOVE TechnoBlade's older and newer content. I love hearing these stories, they're so relaxing, love his voice. I love you Techno
Technoblade: “you shall refer to me as my real name in real life and technoblade in game” Translation: those who tasted the bite of his sword knew him, as Technoblade
I feel like techno just doesn't want to be famous in real life. He only wants the internet to love him, "no no I don't wanna take a selfie" "no, I cant sign that" "please don't mention that video".He's just antisocial to the point of only being famous on the internet. He just REALLY don't wanna mix his real and online world
TheBeacon01 - Montages and Let's Plays at least 10 but to maximize your pvp potential your going to need at least 74738393 numbers and you need x's at the start of your name
TheBeacon01 - Montages and Let's Plays you need to be T_h_e_b_e_a_c_o_n_0_1_-_M_o_n_t_a_g_e_s_a_n_d__L_e_t_'_s_p_l_a_y_s instant respect trust me it works (but actually don't it's obnoxious and you'll get targeted)
8:40 he kills people with a stake Me from 3years ago “oh he’s too good for a sword omg techno is too good!!!” Me rn watching this back “HES BEATING HIS MEAT” What has my brain come to
bonjour. c'est un video de skywars. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oui le video c'est dix minute c'est bon adieu
“911 what’s your emergency?” Techno: “My college found out I make minecraft videos.” “Sir what’s the problem?” Techno: “I JUST TOLD YOU!!!!” “Sir, are you in danger?” Techno: “can I speak to your manager?”
7:21 Yeah, I remember my friends would call my by my real name in game and I would be like dude, theres like a million people on this server, I have a gamertag for a reason.
0:50
That person actually meant to say: *lixo*
Which means *trash* in portuguese.
lxi?
how tf can you switch x and i and miss the letter o
@@yinyang1217 be falling off a map and mad? I can see it happening. Plus have you seen how incredibly dumb skywars players are xD
Although he coulda been trying to type anything, or just keyboard spamming, there's legitimately no way to tell.
@@yinyang1217 *skeppy intensifies*
Lol
My favorite quote made by technoblade is:
“The teachers taught me that bullying is bad, so I made it my carrier.”
Career*
@@Content_Deleted his career is carrying.
Most opportunities are created by luck but it takes skill to harness it into success
-technoblade
(Something like that)
“My teachers told me to stop cyber-bullying, then I made it a career.”
No it was
Skeppy: you can't just keep cyberbullying people
Technoblade: that's what my teacher said and then I made it a career
Could be worse, the kid could have said “Skeppy”
The video was released 2 years ago
@@omergouner7850 and? Lol
Who is acid
91 Donuts skeppy didn’t do skywars two years ago tard that’s why so don’t say “so”
A bum Acidic Blitz
Technoblade: Anyway, we were doing a group project and one of the assignments
*player appears*
- Aw one sec
*flawlessly destroys player without losing any health*
Technoblade: Anyway
Technoblade neva dies
thundercunt this aged really well lol
Definition of the "Oh No...
Anyways" meme
@@riley_-zm8vr lmao. “This aged really well.”
*anyhow
Parents: what did you learn in French class today?
Me: lxi
LOL DEFINITELY
lxi
I'm french and I don't get it
Temulgeh
I’m a joke and you don’t get me
i think he ment lixo and thats trash in Portuguese
9:15
“Until they mEat their doom”
Yeah Technoblade your subs are now at stEaK
RaRe comment
Either this is a E joke or a steak pun
These replies are quite jUiCy
Underrated
That pun was well-done
Don't worry Techno. In the future you have over twice the subs as Acidic and he makes clickbait Fortnite challenges. Your ego shall boost tenfold.
Techno wins in the end, just like the trojans
Jaysef Games plot twist the kid switches to Fortnite and still watches techno
And he’ll reach 1 million subs
It’z me Glitch 73 he did doe
toni montana thats the point
Can we just appreciate the guy at 6:52 who waited for Techno to pick up the sword so it was a fair fight
Techno without a sword is a fair fight
@@angrybook_ just the name of technoblade makes the best pvpers shiver it can never be fair
@@angrybook_ Yes, but the enemy was a gigachad who didn't want to fight against a nerfed techno.
Most players wouldn't do that, what a rare find!
Watch it be like the most obscure language... *Like French*
-Technoblade
👌
1 mil subs with no vids il est con putain
AyZix il blague
Requiem je sais lol
Ixi
1:11 ah, yes, the pickaxe. The tool needed to break a *wooden* block.
Seems legit to me!
seems legit
Skywars players everyone
I cant see ur point
@@tng4317 you break wood blocks with an axe not a pickaxe like he said
When Your In School U Think Ur Alone In The Hall Then Suddently
SOmebody Whispers To You
T-E-C-H-N-O-B-L-A-D-E
OH SHIT WHERE!!!!
@@carsont4625 4. Why you care about that?
*hey technoblade hey technoblade hey techn- hey techn-*
@Justin Nowaczynski I mean it kind of is
Justin Nowaczynski No, this comment was literally exactly something Technoblade said in the video
Coming back to the first techno video I watched, Rest In Peace man
forever alive in our hearts ♥
He will always be remembered as the king of Minecraft
He will live a legend forever in our hearts.
Rest In Peace. o7 (also hi v1nce)
Rip
9:19 “We don’t have pants and we’re slapping people with our meat”
ExtraUnderscores (Lenny)
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@@xX_wiLLiam_Xx why take your time to write FUNNY that many times ?
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@@lihongye9942 Ctrl C Ctrl V
look at 0:00 the video is starting
incredible
ikr
How did you know
Tejas Patil actually it doesnt for somepeople. At 0:00 and ad starts
i cant move im to in shock
"We don't have pants and w are slapping people with our meat" - technoblade 2017
Klazi ! Dead
Wut time
Stop ruining the minds of children!!!
Klazi ! LOL
Klazi ! why is this video even still up xd
"We don't have pants and we're slappin' people with our meat"
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
😳
“This channel is child friendly”
- Sun Tzu, The art of pg-13
"Hmmm"
-fanarters
Thats kinda beefy
@@aviaspotter32 slap
His irl friends must be obsessing over him now after Monday Minecraft, since he fought the biggest youtubers and pewdiepie and James Charles are joking with him now
I don't know I'd you understand how the real world works. More than likely nobody give a shit.
Tyrone Brackle wrong
Tyrone Brackle lol what a trash pfp
Il how u called it mOnDaY mInEcRAfT
what friends
Interviewer: "what keeps you awake at night?
Techo: " Skywars and relaxing Minecraft music"
who is TECHO
Who be techo
@@yinyang1217 techOOOOO
I literally listen to techno while I sleeph
5:56 R.I.P Technoblade, "Ego crushed by Acidicblitzz"
I had to google "acidic skywars" to find that name.
xXTheFireWolfXx - Minecraft and more! Ok lol
I watch Acidic but I think Technoblade is a WAY better UA-camr and he deserves more subs
Praenyth nah, just facts
@@_vair_ nah, just opinion
Hypixel 2 years ago: 9000 players
Hypixel in 2019: 72000 players
And half of them playing skyblock
Today all servers had massive lag and almost full couldnt play
@@lehtspelt which servers are you talking about, i was playing skyblock just fine 2 hours ago and there were 32000 players doing the same, no lag
@@excelente6021 well pit servers lobbies bedwars and skywars
Theres not much lag with like 50k players
10:40 rare footage of technoblade dying ( *LOST MEDIA* )
Technically we didn't see the death, only the fall
Actually, a video error caused him to cut out the part where he came back and killed everyone. But you didn’t watch it so you wouldn’t know that.
TeChnobLaDE NevaH DIEs
Wdym dying it's obviously a glitch with obs
Nah it was just an OBS glitch 😂
Technoblade: skywars player cant kill anyone cmonnn
Also technoblade: *a skywars player*
Best part about being a small youtuber...you don't get discovered by your classmates
ArcOfSky my yt channel is gonna die duuude
ikr
ArcOfSky lol xd
ArcOfSky I do
Splivia xD A0E memes
Everyone else: So let's strafe left then right and keep doing that then jump once and block hit twice then-
Techno: Let's just try to not get stabbed here
9:23 until 9:28 was the funniest think techno ever said
Boudubby and to this day Tehno Still needs pants
Nah
ok yeah
Boudubby, DEFINITELY! The first time I saw this vid, I couldn't breathe.
Thing*
GabrielPalty Playz **triggered**
8:55 “Here we just murdering people with medium-rare fillet mignon” 😂
Steak Assassin: He puts his victim's lives at steak so they always meat their doom.
legomanmi This deserves a repost on discord, thanks.
lol this is perfect for a kit desc. "Kit #21 - Steak Assassin: Put your victims at steak before they meat their doom."
Beautiful
@SavageXL UMMMM
Lol
Jokes aside, this dude is literally Minecraft John Wick. Like, he literally just whacked a person off the island with a bloody steak, *a cooked cow meat , a b l o o d y m e a t*
Tecnoblade was a happy studying student until the day Acidic Blitz killed his ego
Random: Hey, what are you watching
Me: Ehm a guy without pants killing people with his meat.
Random: Okay forget I asked
Random: Can I see?
@@axorandom 😳
💀
"The one constant in life I found is that if you're ever in a situation rating to rely on other people they will let you down." - Technoblade, Jan 16 2017
I have never related to anybody than I did to technoblade when he said that.
MHM TRUE
“We have no pants on and we’re slapping people with our meat” *Very poor choice of words*
People at my school know I have a UA-cam channel and play minecraft... I just ignore everyone who calls me rustydawgt at school. The worst thing is when they start playin your videos in class :c
hey can we work on the assignment
dude u made a cooking video??
yeah but i want to pass this class-
ima watch it
Technoblade omg sempi
lol
rustydawgt subscrib to my YT channel nerd
Technoblade Hi
Watching this in 2020 quarantine when techno has 4x acidic’s subs
Lman don’t you mean dave
techo is the only person who you can watch his old videos and not die in the process the only problem being the trade off is no nee videos
@@drelikethedoctor7103 who's Dave?
@@drelikethedoctor7103 bet you feel like an idiot now
@@drelikethedoctor7103this aged beautifully
Techno legit just openly says he needs to pass the 10 minute mark
+respect
im going to ping you after 2 years, do i feel bad for it? *NO*
@@MingChilling- and I'm doin it a year later dude
@@pastormaldonaldoempiredemo8995 It's only been a day, but mark my words, I will ping you in one year.
@@_kirbmaster_6609 well then I'll be obliged to respond to you in 2 years
RIP Technoblade. You made me laugh without even knowing it and helped me through hard times.
"We don't have pants and we're slapping people with our meat" - Technoblade, 2017
"These medium - rare will make those people meat their doom" oh my god this man is TechnoBald
10:15 that was a mis-steak
I’ve now re-wat he’d this video for the 3rd time while scrolling through his videos and have just now realized he was nicked as saitama and that is how he won.
ah Yes tricking the enemy into thinking your weaker then you are
i had a stroke reading this for some reason
thats actually terrifying, imagine just vibing not even thinking and then someone just whispers “technoblade.” id cry.
ok I will call you by technoblade… Dave
Is this true?
His names dave?
He said he doesn't like people call him by his real name
jenna andrews yesn’t
@@jennaandrews5355 yes but actually no
Anyone else rewatching all of his vids as a form of techno support?
Me
well... that, and procrastination... so yea
No, as a form of coping mechanism.
@@xorana-3486 yup that sounds about right
@@tomonohitotachi lol at least he was here with us
HAHA that joke at 7:20 was HILARIOUS! People like that really annoy me.
Anyway, have a good day Dave!
I was just about to say that.
okay but when did he say “yes sir my name is Dave” because I haven’t been able to find it
Blue Bell Rising I just searched it up on da interwebs.
@@AlvyFaustineFountainhead i know that, that's how i found it too but like- does anyone know where he first said it?
@@bluebellrising7210 Very late reply, but in one of the neotech videos his sisters said "Do it Dave"
1:55 : Happens
Dream Fans : Wait, Techno is big brain?
Techno Fans : Always has been
this video was in My recommended and omg i was suprised how chill you are I have never watched a Guy this chill +1 subs :)
Ik your comment is 1 year old, but if you want to watch a chiller guy search Cr1TiKal
(His name now is penguinz0)
Lord of myself oh no
it's been 2 years...
HAS YOUR EGO RECOVERED YET?
nope
Yea hes stabbing famous yters for money
WSO FxdeAwayy it’s to try and redeem himself
he mentioned this same story in a minecraft monday stream so I assume not
I've only recently gotten into Techno's content. I gotta say, normally I don't like popular youtuber's older videos. I LOVE TechnoBlade's older and newer content. I love hearing these stories, they're so relaxing, love his voice. I love you Techno
Technoblade: “you shall refer to me as my real name in real life and technoblade in game”
Translation: those who tasted the bite of his sword knew him, as Technoblade
9:24 best laugh ive had in a while. thank you.
Dear everyone asking for Techno's real name, i am here with 100% real proof, knowing fully well that his real name is actually Julia.
Dave
No his real name is kevin
No hes called rrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRREEEEEEE
XD
He actually does seem like a Julia
We miss techno, really wholesome to see so many coming back to watch his content and support his channel
5:03 underrated technoblade clip
The last part you lost becuase you made a "MISTEAK" :P
I like the part aw
*_S T O P_*
NOOO, he totally used his MLG pro skills to take the victory to his piggy people
0:59
2 years later
A6D: bruh
Just realized, whenever technobalde didn’t use his pig skin, he used the Alex skin. He was trolling us this whole time.
Noooo 😭😭
Alternative title, "The steak assasin kills noobs while talking about school"
lxi = missed spelled "lixo"
Lixo = "bad" in spanish(i think, but it 100% means bad)
It also means
Trash in portoguese
Yeah no, lixo doesnt mean shit in spanish.
Mal is bad in Spanish
means garbage
lixo can also mean bad in portuguese
Mal basura mierda those are bad shit and trash in spanish
"If you have as short of an attention span as I am" - Technoblade
Now we all know his real name, but still call him Technoblade.
10:35 It was at this moment that Technoblade realized... that he had made a misteak
8:50 Now you KNOW the mans good when he can kill someone with a piece of meat HE IS LIKE THE JOHN WICK OF MINECRAFT!!!
I feel like techno just doesn't want to be famous in real life. He only wants the internet to love him, "no no I don't wanna take a selfie" "no, I cant sign that" "please don't mention that video".He's just antisocial to the point of only being famous on the internet. He just REALLY don't wanna mix his real and online world
I just now realized his name was saitama...
WEEEEB
9:23 my new favorite technoblade quote
How many underscores do I need to put in my name if I want to become a pvp master?
TheBeacon01 - Montages and Let's Plays at least 10 but to maximize your pvp potential your going to need at least 74738393 numbers and you need x's at the start of your name
TheBeacon01 - Montages and Let's Plays my nick is mita9125348261637 idk real numbers...ima pvp master :3
TheBeacon01 - Montages and Let's Plays you need to be T_h_e_b_e_a_c_o_n_0_1_-_M_o_n_t_a_g_e_s_a_n_d__L_e_t_'_s_p_l_a_y_s instant respect trust me it works (but actually don't it's obnoxious and you'll get targeted)
call yourself _b_e_a_c_o_n xd
TheBeacon01 - Montages and Let's Plays u need to have one and a half to be og
Technoblade to meet subs you'd have to have a life and go somewhere, and let's be honest none of us here do.
NalaNate I dint think lots of people have seen his face, or would recognize him.
***** I know but I said I don't think lots of people saw that video.
NalaNate just you
Rick lol Bokay. You went through the comments section of a minecraft pvp video.
NalaNate I can't watch minecraft videos and have a life?
I like how he gave sharpness to his pants
"We don't have pants and we're slapping people with meat" is the most underappreciated pun
i bet jaiden animations agrees with ur thoughts on group work
KittenNature I wonder if bloodrayne watches technoblade. Btw I might have misspelt that
@@warmtheminme oh yeah yeah
Mr. Static Oh yeah yeah
Facts
KittenNature ur profile pic agrees
2:24 see's the name Saitama. ONNNNNNEEEEE PPPPPUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNCCCCCHHHH MMMMMMAAAAAAANNNN
ur doing it wrong. It's
*ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!!!!*
*ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!!!!*
One meattttttttt Punchhhhhhh
at 2:20 who else expect he gonna say that?
Also at 3:00
ZzDanishzZ Me. totally.
ZzDanishzZ How the
ZzDanishzZ AHAHAH
ZzDanishzZ What did he say?
"We don't have pants and we're slapping people with our meat"
-Technoblade 2017
8:40 he kills people with a stake
Me from 3years ago “oh he’s too good for a sword omg techno is too good!!!”
Me rn watching this back “HES BEATING HIS MEAT”
What has my brain come to
Atreyaa shut
💀 Alr bro time to touch that long awaiting grass
4:40 “one of the group projects in the assignment”
you made a misteak :D
ashfdjhadfhafdgdfgdsgdsfg
Ebbe Madsen welcome to UA-cam
Technoblade I bet your ego would recover if they brought back spec chat
Ebbe Madsen YOU COPIED ME THIS IS MY JOKE
.
The best part in this video was the "Steak Assassin"
My friend played a video where I walked around my neighborhood with a foam diamond sword for her orchestra class...
OMG YES TWO UPLOADS WITHIN A WEEK IS THIS REAL LIFE?!?
Attemptive no it's youtube
Attemptive no, it's minecraft
No this is patrick
he was busy with college apps, he said
PancakeNibbles xD
3:50 I think that this is really wholesome (the dude in the car)
It’s nice to come back to these videos and watch the creator that brought so many people happiness
"We don't have pants and we're slapping people with our meat." -Technoblade
0:36 did anyone else replay that a ton because they thought he blocked the potion with the rod
He didn’t it hit the log
JadenBrossGamin Playz why do you think I put the word “thought”
You're probably wondering why I have so many likes on this huh.
You're or just do what i do and use the universal ur which means both you're and your
@Dopamaniac he says "your an legend" instead of you are a legend... are u an idiot? did u just read half his comment before replying or sth?
@Dopamaniac lmfao rip xD
@@vali69 The WORLD
za warudo
its been six years and yet this video feels fresh
your a god
DJTasty Hi I'm a big fan :)
DJTasty you're*
*you’re
Yer
I fna
That girls brother for sure knows who techno is now haha
At 9:01 you missed such a good joke opportunity you shouldve said: "the stakes are getting real high now"
Rip thanks for all good videos
9:12
i guess u could say his life was at STEAK
Dibzcraft was in the first game!
and then he died.
Origiginal xD
yeah was about to comment that :o
make a video in french
bonjour. c'est un video de skywars. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
oui le video c'est dix minute c'est bon
adieu
Technoblade xD
Tammon the mon C'est Bon! Monsieur Technoblade.
Ok I'm cringing. If you want to learn about my house in french, come to my French class.
Technoblade I'm french you're a god Techno
Salut Technoblade.
Ce video c'est tres action.
im going to stop now
2:58 finish your sentence please.
Isis had just finally what now?
“911 what’s your emergency?”
Techno: “My college found out I make minecraft videos.”
“Sir what’s the problem?”
Techno: “I JUST TOLD YOU!!!!”
“Sir, are you in danger?”
Techno: “can I speak to your manager?”
"slappin people with our meat" -technoblade 2017
Lmfao
7:21 Yeah, I remember my friends would call my by my real name in game and I would be like dude, theres like a million people on this server, I have a gamertag for a reason.
Remember when this channel wasn't child friendly
Ah, I remember those days..
GROWN MAN STABS CHILDREN FOR COINS XD
Technoblade NEVER DIES! Did it after 2 years but what ever!
I miss you techno.
5:53
Technoblade: -talking-
Me: Sees Technoblade do magic on stone
It's the last of a dying breed