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Will I add you as a friend? No

[@apple10234]

My favorite quote made by technoblade is:
“The teachers taught me that bullying is bad, so I made it my carrier.”

[@Content_Deleted]

Career*

[@louisstgermain8864]

@@Content_Deleted his career is carrying.

[@raphael6941]

Most opportunities are created by luck but it takes skill to harness it into success
-technoblade
(Something like that)

[@burcopresents]

“My teachers told me to stop cyber-bullying, then I made it a career.”

[@justarose]

No it was
Skeppy: you can't just keep cyberbullying people
Technoblade: that's what my teacher said and then I made it a career

[@Rx-ee3rt]

Could be worse, the kid could have said “Skeppy”

[@omergouner7850]

The video was released 2 years ago

[@notsoawesomeone]

@@omergouner7850 and? Lol

[@abum1886]

Who is acid

[@superpiggypowers3757]

91 Donuts skeppy didn’t do skywars two years ago tard that’s why so don’t say “so”

[@Rx-ee3rt]

A bum Acidic Blitz

[@jasminesarmpit5541]

Technoblade: Anyway, we were doing a group project and one of the assignments
*player appears*
- Aw one sec
*flawlessly destroys player without losing any health*
Technoblade: Anyway

[@1Mayoii]

Technoblade neva dies

[@porterbowen1869]

thundercunt this aged really well lol

[@GothamStare]

Definition of the "Oh No...
Anyways" meme

[@ascarmen42]

@@riley_-zm8vr lmao. “This aged really well.”

[@justarose]

*anyhow

[@nicetomeetyou3547]

9:15
“Until they mEat their doom”
Yeah Technoblade your subs are now at stEaK

[@Rarok666]

RaRe comment

[@kalanialdas505]

Either this is a E joke or a steak pun

[@TexanSilver]

These replies are quite jUiCy

[@jigzmallari8580]

Underrated

[@CaucasainAsian]

That pun was well-done

[@yejikai6438]

0:50
That person actually meant to say: *lixo*
Which means *trash* in portuguese.

[@yinyang1217]

lxi?

[@yinyang1217]

how tf can you switch x and i and miss the letter o

[@Cynixx]

@@yinyang1217 be falling off a map and mad? I can see it happening. Plus have you seen how incredibly dumb skywars players are xD
Although he coulda been trying to type anything, or just keyboard spamming, there's legitimately no way to tell.

[@eebeejeebees5987]

@@yinyang1217 *skeppy intensifies*

[@aaronGUMMY]

Lol

[@extraunderscores6966]

9:19 “We don’t have pants and we’re slapping people with our meat”

[@marvinv1912]

ExtraUnderscores (Lenny)

[@xX_wiLLiam_Xx]

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[@lihongye9942]

@@xX_wiLLiam_Xx why take your time to write FUNNY that many times ?

[@xX_wiLLiam_Xx]

@@lihongye9942 FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY 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[@helloZ]

@@lihongye9942 Ctrl C Ctrl V

[@ausramarcinkeviciute7840]

"We don't have pants and we're slappin' people with our meat"
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@toonyrhythm3173]

😳

[@shaggyworshiper5260]

“This channel is child friendly”
- Sun Tzu, The art of pg-13

[@syton3634]

"Hmmm"
-fanarters

[@aviaspotter32]

Thats kinda beefy

[@RongDMemer]

@@aviaspotter32 slap

[@lonkbonk5859]

Can we just appreciate the guy at 6:52 who waited for Techno to pick up the sword so it was a fair fight

[@angrybook_]

Techno without a sword is a fair fight

[@arceus8992]

@@angrybook_ just the name of technoblade makes the best pvpers shiver it can never be fair

[@turtlelord8021]

@@angrybook_ Yes, but the enemy was a gigachad who didn't want to fight against a nerfed techno.

[@casseroleJ]

Most players wouldn't do that, what a rare find!

[@kay-zh7ul]

Parents: what did you learn in French class today?
Me: lxi

[@nefth1363]

LOL DEFINITELY

[@_Fuscous]

lxi

[@Temulgeh]

I'm french and I don't get it

[@MrBob-bj6kk]

Temulgeh
I’m a joke and you don’t get me

[@vhau398]

i think he ment lixo and thats trash in Portuguese

[@Audrey-nf8er]

Watch it be like the most obscure language... *Like French*
-Technoblade

[@sterlingfullerton5392]

👌

[@ayzix-polytopia3854]

1 mil subs with no vids il est con putain

[@athoo6101]

AyZix il blague

[@ayzix-polytopia3854]

Requiem je sais lol

[@castafiorept7309]

Ixi

[@v1ncecuh]

Coming back to the first techno video I watched, Rest In Peace man

[@synthium_]

forever alive in our hearts ♥

[@iTlsMe]

He will always be remembered as the king of Minecraft

[@SharkAidan]

He will live a legend forever in our hearts.

[@RDR7891]

Rest In Peace. o7 (also hi v1nce)

[@Konichu35]

Rip

[@randomaccount512]

10:40 rare footage of technoblade dying ( *LOST MEDIA* )

[@dogsdreamtoo8427]

Technically we didn't see the death, only the fall

[@tokobot]

Actually, a video error caused him to cut out the part where he came back and killed everyone. But you didn’t watch it so you wouldn’t know that.

[@dedmemes.]

TeChnobLaDE NevaH DIEs

[@kaigao4842]

Wdym dying it's obviously a glitch with obs

[@jackeag4295]

Nah it was just an OBS glitch 😂

[@hi-nw7qy]

Don't worry Techno. In the future you have over twice the subs as Acidic and he makes clickbait Fortnite challenges. Your ego shall boost tenfold.

[@jaysefgames1155]

Techno wins in the end, just like the trojans

[@superpiggypowers3757]

Jaysef Games plot twist the kid switches to Fortnite and still watches techno

[@itzmeglitch7343]

And he’ll reach 1 million subs

[@freezegravy2306]

It’z me Glitch 73 he did doe

[@literallyamelon9776]

toni montana thats the point

[@Tejanimations]

look at 0:00 the video is starting

[@Technoblade]

incredible

[@vincentzhou1111]

ikr

[@JoeCrableg]

How did you know

[@pre699]

Tejas Patil actually it doesnt for somepeople. At 0:00 and ad starts

[@5four5]

i cant move im to in shock

[@excelente6021]

Hypixel 2 years ago: 9000 players
Hypixel in 2019: 72000 players

[@testotesto4245]

And half of them playing skyblock

[@lehtspelt]

Today all servers had massive lag and almost full couldnt play

[@excelente6021]

@@lehtspelt which servers are you talking about, i was playing skyblock just fine 2 hours ago and there were 32000 players doing the same, no lag

[@lehtspelt]

@@excelente6021 well pit servers lobbies bedwars and skywars

[@manualchimera55casey62]

Theres not much lag with like 50k players

[@kaish1186]

Technoblade: skywars player cant kill anyone cmonnn
Also technoblade: *a skywars player*

[@Klazi]

"We don't have pants and w are slapping people with our meat" - technoblade 2017

[@confusering9240]

Klazi ! Dead

[@blacklistedpage8214]

Wut time

[@leet9873]

Stop ruining the minds of children!!!

[@xemery]

Klazi ! LOL

[@marsupia]

Klazi ! why is this video even still up xd

[@sq1034]

When Your In School U Think Ur Alone In The Hall Then Suddently
SOmebody Whispers To You
T-E-C-H-N-O-B-L-A-D-E

[@jaysefgames1155]

OH SHIT WHERE!!!!

[@simplydexy]

@@carsont4625 4. Why you care about that?

[@thetetrisking]

*hey technoblade hey technoblade hey techn- hey techn-*

[@TheBlockDocs]

@Justin Nowaczynski I mean it kind of is

[@TheBlockDocs]

Justin Nowaczynski No, this comment was literally exactly something Technoblade said in the video

[@EliteShooter-vp5wq]

Jokes aside, this dude is literally Minecraft John Wick. Like, he literally just whacked a person off the island with a bloody steak, *a cooked cow meat , a b l o o d y m e a t*

[@ehherryt9466]

Everyone else: So let's strafe left then right and keep doing that then jump once and block hit twice then-
Techno: Let's just try to not get stabbed here

[@Lem0nwtf]

1:11 ah, yes, the pickaxe. The tool needed to break a *wooden* block.

[@scoutmainmybeloved8394]

Seems legit to me!

[@orangecitron4367]

seems legit

[@erinamvs276]

Skywars players everyone

[@tng4317]

I cant see ur point

[@appearaqua948]

@@tng4317 you break wood blocks with an axe not a pickaxe like he said

[@bena4794]

His irl friends must be obsessing over him now after Monday Minecraft, since he fought the biggest youtubers and pewdiepie and James Charles are joking with him now

[@DARKzoar0k]

I don't know I'd you understand how the real world works. More than likely nobody give a shit.

[@synergous571]

Tyrone Brackle wrong

[@cryingpogamongusman1960]

Tyrone Brackle lol what a trash pfp

[@LordEnder86]

Il how u called it mOnDaY mInEcRAfT

[@teemo7714]

what friends

[@JaxHayes_]

“We have no pants on and we’re slapping people with our meat” *Very poor choice of words*

[@lman5833]

Watching this in 2020 quarantine when techno has 4x acidic’s subs

[@drelikethedoctor7103]

Lman don’t you mean dave

[@MingChilling-]

techo is the only person who you can watch his old videos and not die in the process the only problem being the trade off is no nee videos

[@nightytime]

@@drelikethedoctor7103 who's Dave?

[@emilywilkins5124]

@@drelikethedoctor7103 bet you feel like an idiot now

[@nimbusttp_archive]

@@drelikethedoctor7103this aged beautifully

[@ehDevyn]

Interviewer: "what keeps you awake at night?
Techo: " Skywars and relaxing Minecraft music"

[@yinyang1217]

who is TECHO

[@anw4aar]

Who be techo

[@mcplumpkin6191]

@@yinyang1217 techOOOOO

[@amme1000]

I literally listen to techno while I sleeph

[@ArcOfSky]

Best part about being a small youtuber...you don't get discovered by your classmates

[@Splivia]

ArcOfSky my yt channel is gonna die duuude

[@GamingWithLavaKing]

ikr

[@ArinRich]

ArcOfSky lol xd

[@ArinRich]

ArcOfSky I do

[@ArcOfSky]

Splivia xD A0E memes

[@notkeeno]

RIP Technoblade. You made me laugh without even knowing it and helped me through hard times.
"We don't have pants and we're slapping people with our meat" - Technoblade, 2017

[@Bernie_is_eepy]

Anyone else rewatching all of his vids as a form of techno support?

[@-solar799-]

Me

[@tommy_o]

well... that, and procrastination... so yea

[@xorana-3486]

No, as a form of coping mechanism.

[@tomonohitotachi]

@@xorana-3486 yup that sounds about right

[@user-iz5pd7tj6q]

@@tomonohitotachi lol at least he was here with us

[@firwif]

5:56 R.I.P Technoblade, "Ego crushed by Acidicblitzz"

[@zeronegatives3771]

I had to google "acidic skywars" to find that name.

[@Iliadic]

xXTheFireWolfXx - Minecraft and more! Ok lol

[@scytheleaf]

I watch Acidic but I think Technoblade is a WAY better UA-camr and he deserves more subs

[@_vair_]

Praenyth nah, just facts

[@gooch6623]

@@_vair_ nah, just opinion

[@lukejorth5536]

8:55 “Here we just murdering people with medium-rare fillet mignon” 😂

[@Roorb]

HAHA that joke at 7:20 was HILARIOUS! People like that really annoy me.
Anyway, have a good day Dave!

[@AlvyFaustineFountainhead]

I was just about to say that.

[@bluebellrising7210]

okay but when did he say “yes sir my name is Dave” because I haven’t been able to find it

[@AlvyFaustineFountainhead]

Blue Bell Rising I just searched it up on da interwebs.

[@bluebellrising7210]

@@AlvyFaustineFountainhead i know that, that's how i found it too but like- does anyone know where he first said it?

[@Ashfer2]

@@bluebellrising7210 Very late reply, but in one of the neotech videos his sisters said "Do it Dave"

[@uraveragehoovy]

1:55 : Happens
Dream Fans : Wait, Techno is big brain?
Techno Fans : Always has been

[@Xela-br8gm]

Random: Hey, what are you watching
Me: Ehm a guy without pants killing people with his meat.
Random: Okay forget I asked

[@axorandom]

Random: Can I see?

[@arceus8992]

@@axorandom 😳

[@bigfoot2057]

💀

[@chris4160]

Steak Assassin: He puts his victim's lives at steak so they always meat their doom.

[@koolkidgamr6260]

legomanmi This deserves a repost on discord, thanks.

[@gedanjackal]

lol this is perfect for a kit desc. "Kit #21 - Steak Assassin: Put your victims at steak before they meat their doom."

[@suripuki1984]

Beautiful

[@suripuki1984]

@SavageXL UMMMM

[@AtlasVAL]

Lol

[@locbuiinh6123]

"These medium - rare will make those people meat their doom" oh my god this man is TechnoBald

[@realronbon9810]

5:03 underrated technoblade clip

[@AakrispyKreme]

9:23 until 9:28 was the funniest think techno ever said

[@sangeethvaheesan3173]

Boudubby and to this day Tehno Still needs pants

[@rairb]

Nah
ok yeah

[@ozacc]

Boudubby, DEFINITELY! The first time I saw this vid, I couldn't breathe.

[@natsuno.]

Thing*

[@boombottleattack8425]

GabrielPalty Playz **triggered**

[@SilliestURL]

10:15 that was a mis-steak

[@phiine]

thats actually terrifying, imagine just vibing not even thinking and then someone just whispers “technoblade.” id cry.

[@oeuf1280]

0:59
2 years later
A6D: bruh

[@samuelruck9796]

Tecnoblade was a happy studying student until the day Acidic Blitz killed his ego

[@AndrewMCombs]

"The one constant in life I found is that if you're ever in a situation rating to rely on other people they will let you down." - Technoblade, Jan 16 2017
I have never related to anybody than I did to technoblade when he said that.

[@LapissHamster]

MHM TRUE

[@thegamemaker8284]

Technoblade: “you shall refer to me as my real name in real life and technoblade in game”
Translation: those who tasted the bite of his sword knew him, as Technoblade

[@iplaygamesihate212]

9:24 best laugh ive had in a while. thank you.

[@pencrows]

Techno legit just openly says he needs to pass the 10 minute mark
+respect

[@MingChilling-]

im going to ping you after 2 years, do i feel bad for it? *NO*

[@pastormaldonaldoempiredemo8995]

​@@MingChilling- and I'm doin it a year later dude

[@_kirbmaster_6609]

@@pastormaldonaldoempiredemo8995 It's only been a day, but mark my words, I will ping you in one year.

[@pastormaldonaldoempiredemo8995]

@@_kirbmaster_6609 well then I'll be obliged to respond to you in 2 years

[@rustydawgt]

People at my school know I have a UA-cam channel and play minecraft... I just ignore everyone who calls me rustydawgt at school. The worst thing is when they start playin your videos in class :c

[@Technoblade]

hey can we work on the assignment
dude u made a cooking video??
yeah but i want to pass this class-
ima watch it

[@alexandergonzalez751]

Technoblade omg sempi

[@sacrificialgoat192]

lol

[@fofey8347]

rustydawgt subscrib to my YT channel nerd

[@mingchik3341]

Technoblade Hi

[@tuba_archmage1718]

9:23 my new favorite technoblade quote

[@verdezapo]

I've only recently gotten into Techno's content. I gotta say, normally I don't like popular youtuber's older videos. I LOVE TechnoBlade's older and newer content. I love hearing these stories, they're so relaxing, love his voice. I love you Techno

[@JustTheCookie]

I’ve now re-wat he’d this video for the 3rd time while scrolling through his videos and have just now realized he was nicked as saitama and that is how he won.

[@sarahmellinger8125]

ah Yes tricking the enemy into thinking your weaker then you are

[@thecoolnoob1288]

i had a stroke reading this for some reason

[@aidan8112]

it's been 2 years...
HAS YOUR EGO RECOVERED YET?

[@yinyang1217]

nope

[@pandapvp4367]

Yea hes stabbing famous yters for money

[@rover5911]

WSO FxdeAwayy it’s to try and redeem himself

[@Nugcon]

he mentioned this same story in a minecraft monday stream so I assume not

[@atrixcanada7204]

I feel like techno just doesn't want to be famous in real life. He only wants the internet to love him, "no no I don't wanna take a selfie" "no, I cant sign that" "please don't mention that video".He's just antisocial to the point of only being famous on the internet. He just REALLY don't wanna mix his real and online world

[@mischievousmarker6616]

10:35 It was at this moment that Technoblade realized... that he had made a misteak

[@hydrotheotaku6410]

ok I will call you by technoblade… Dave

[@Mykl0000]

Is this true?

[@jennaandrews5355]

His names dave?

[@aidoneus5474]

He said he doesn't like people call him by his real name

[@marvinv1912]

jenna andrews yesn’t

[@thisisyes3973]

@@jennaandrews5355 yes but actually no

[@fireflyneville]

Dear everyone asking for Techno's real name, i am here with 100% real proof, knowing fully well that his real name is actually Julia.

[@carolinehendry496]

Dave

[@jadonhenry1629]

No his real name is kevin

[@someone-er1on]

No hes called rrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRREEEEEEE

[@worldrecordcherrylicker8228]

XD

[@Audrey-nf8er]

He actually does seem like a Julia

[@DawleyDude]

We miss techno, really wholesome to see so many coming back to watch his content and support his channel

[@mageduck5667]

Alternative title, "The steak assasin kills noobs while talking about school"

[@attemptive]

OMG YES TWO UPLOADS WITHIN A WEEK IS THIS REAL LIFE?!?

[@Chris-fu8ov]

Attemptive no it's youtube

[@enderspider5001]

Attemptive no, it's minecraft

[@ben6073]

No this is patrick

[@robbyburns5822]

he was busy with college apps, he said

[@lethimcook]

PancakeNibbles xD

[@collink2183]

How many underscores do I need to put in my name if I want to become a pvp master?

[@attemptive]

TheBeacon01 - Montages and Let's Plays at least 10 but to maximize your pvp potential your going to need at least 74738393 numbers and you need x's at the start of your name

[@mitaxo3531]

TheBeacon01 - Montages and Let's Plays my nick is mita9125348261637 idk real numbers...ima pvp master :3

[@stephenphilips2035]

TheBeacon01 - Montages and Let's Plays you need to be T_h_e_b_e_a_c_o_n_0_1_-_M_o_n_t_a_g_e_s_a_n_d__L_e_t_'_s_p_l_a_y_s instant respect trust me it works (but actually don't it's obnoxious and you'll get targeted)

[@lqserbeans3515]

call yourself _b_e_a_c_o_n xd

[@confusering9240]

TheBeacon01 - Montages and Let's Plays u need to have one and a half to be og

[@TheRealParfait]

I like how he gave sharpness to his pants

[@meatballs7047]

Now we all know his real name, but still call him Technoblade.

[@chase5023]

The last part you lost becuase you made a "MISTEAK" :P

[@chimpanzee4271]

I like the part aw

[@mobilizedbanana1867]

Lemme just bleach my eyeballs real quick...

[@tree6015]

*_S T O P_*

[@ariannaneedham759]

NOOO, he totally used his MLG pro skills to take the victory to his piggy people

[@Anssi786]

this video was in My recommended and omg i was suprised how chill you are I have never watched a Guy this chill +1 subs :)

[@ExDee419]

Ik your comment is 1 year old, but if you want to watch a chiller guy search Cr1TiKal
(His name now is penguinz0)

[@bookychan]

Lord of myself oh no

[@uwuFumi]

8:40 he kills people with a stake
Me from 3years ago “oh he’s too good for a sword omg techno is too good!!!”
Me rn watching this back “HES BEATING HIS MEAT”
What has my brain come to

[@uwuFumi]

Atreyaa shut

[@alicenotangel1923]

💀 Alr bro time to touch that long awaiting grass

[@Faust4541]

9:12
i guess u could say his life was at STEAK

[@ZzDanishzZ]

at 2:20 who else expect he gonna say that?

[@ryan811]

Also at 3:00

[@kayvee7983]

ZzDanishzZ Me. totally.

[@tongma294]

ZzDanishzZ How the

[@confusering9240]

ZzDanishzZ AHAHAH

[@bradensworld9042]

ZzDanishzZ What did he say?

[@bunn9903]

lxi = missed spelled "lixo"
Lixo = "bad" in spanish(i think, but it 100% means bad)
It also means
Trash in portoguese

[@LostSwiftpaw]

Yeah no, lixo doesnt mean shit in spanish.

[@sf.4588]

Mal is bad in Spanish

[@pibk7719]

means garbage

[@river7591]

lixo can also mean bad in portuguese

[@sillysillygoose777]

Mal basura mierda those are bad shit and trash in spanish

[@Riblungz]

0:36 did anyone else replay that a ton because they thought he blocked the potion with the rod

[@monkeyperhaps4563]

He didn’t it hit the log

[@Riblungz]

JadenBrossGamin Playz why do you think I put the word “thought”

[@dhairyasaran2330]

"We don't have pants and we're slapping people with our meat"
-Technoblade 2017

[@kazhemian]

8:50 Now you KNOW the mans good when he can kill someone with a piece of meat HE IS LIKE THE JOHN WICK OF MINECRAFT!!!

[@ebbemadsen1210]

you made a misteak :D

[@Technoblade]

ashfdjhadfhafdgdfgdsgdsfg

[@urne8050]

Ebbe Madsen welcome to UA-cam

[@VelmiArtrid]

Technoblade I bet your ego would recover if they brought back spec chat

[@tehfox4812]

Ebbe Madsen YOU COPIED ME THIS IS MY JOKE

[@Nugcon]

.

[@TheKaiser616]

3:50 I think that this is really wholesome (the dude in the car)

[@SpacyPVP]

9:50 oop well there's a nerd

[@TheKingHill]

"If you have as short of an attention span as I am" - Technoblade

[@NalaNateNT]

Technoblade to meet subs you'd have to have a life and go somewhere, and let's be honest none of us here do.

[@BitzelBlockington]

NalaNate I dint think lots of people have seen his face, or would recognize him.

[@BitzelBlockington]

***** I know but I said I don't think lots of people saw that video.

[@Dongerboi]

NalaNate just you

[@NalaNateNT]

Rick lol Bokay. You went through the comments section of a minecraft pvp video.

[@Dongerboi]

NalaNate I can't watch minecraft videos and have a life?

[@fffffffff4895]

"We don't have pants and we're slapping people with meat" is the most underappreciated pun

[@liamkelly2158]

It's the last of a dying breed

[@jivityjy]

I just now realized his name was saitama...
WEEEEB

[@clone8652]

2:24 see's the name Saitama. ONNNNNNEEEEE PPPPPUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNCCCCCHHHH MMMMMMAAAAAAANNNN

[@mrsomebody1]

ur doing it wrong. It's
*ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!!!!*
*ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!!!!*

[@M4rKoP2]

One meattttttttt Punchhhhhhh

[@roncadelina3077]

The best part in this video was the "Steak Assassin"

[@NerfProNeverDies]

7:21 Yeah, I remember my friends would call my by my real name in game and I would be like dude, theres like a million people on this server, I have a gamertag for a reason.

[@TammonOG]

make a video in french

[@Technoblade]

bonjour. c'est un video de skywars. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
oui le video c'est dix minute c'est bon
adieu

[@sonnyboyzvlogs2773]

Technoblade xD

[@scoutmc2742]

Tammon the mon C'est Bon! Monsieur Technoblade.
Ok I'm cringing. If you want to learn about my house in french, come to my French class.

[@IMightBeGood]

Technoblade I'm french you're a god Techno

[@zaptr]

Salut Technoblade.
Ce video c'est tres action.
im going to stop now

[@origiginal8056]

Dibzcraft was in the first game!
and then he died.

[@confusering9240]

Origiginal xD

[@alicelen5272]

yeah was about to comment that :o

[@dangdane7750]

That girls brother for sure knows who techno is now haha

[@dragonslayer2454]

10:00 bruh those keyboard sounds are so loud tf

[@kittennature]

i bet jaiden animations agrees with ur thoughts on group work

[@warmtheminme]

KittenNature I wonder if bloodrayne watches technoblade. Btw I might have misspelt that

[@mr.static821]

@@warmtheminme oh yeah yeah

[@jaxmcflyk8023]

Mr. Static Oh yeah yeah

[@foody5787]

Facts

[@lilionepheone9202]

KittenNature ur profile pic agrees

[@ajsabum]

4:40 “one of the group projects in the assignment”

[@isengrom6883]

Just realized, whenever technobalde didn’t use his pig skin, he used the Alex skin. He was trolling us this whole time.

[@lucinda_null]

Noooo 😭😭

[@JDubs_YT]

2:58 finish your sentence please.
Isis had just finally what now?

[@thedeathbringer5663]

8:45, "were killing people with a steak" -technoblade
I guess it was a missteak ELELLELELELELeEL, imma go jump of a sky wars map now, bye

[@AlexCoburn]

My friend played a video where I walked around my neighborhood with a foam diamond sword for her orchestra class...

[@benderisgreat5059]

“911 what’s your emergency?”
Techno: “My college found out I make minecraft videos.”
“Sir what’s the problem?”
Techno: “I JUST TOLD YOU!!!!”
“Sir, are you in danger?”
Techno: “can I speak to your manager?”

[@Hammy09]

"We don't have pants and we're slapping people with our meat." -Technoblade

[@mynameisntkaro]

You're probably wondering why I have so many likes on this huh.

[@vali69]

You're or just do what i do and use the universal ur which means both you're and your

[@vali69]

@Dopamaniac he says "your an legend" instead of you are a legend... are u an idiot? did u just read half his comment before replying or sth?

[@vali69]

@Dopamaniac lmfao rip xD

[@alsoquest8666]

@@vali69 The WORLD

[@overseire]

za warudo

[@christophercolling2292]

Technoblade this is one of your more funny videos xD I was actually laughing at one of your videos for once

[@Technoblade]

"for once"
brutal

[@christophercolling2292]

Omg you reply to me

[@christophercolling2292]

Your 2014-2015 videos were hilarious tho

[@christophercolling2292]

But then you had to become family friendly ish

[@tarashi1162]

HAHAH GET ROASTED LMAOAOOAOOO

[@1spoon147]

8:41 i guess you could say the steaks are high

[@goathead3579]

At 9:01 you missed such a good joke opportunity you shouldve said: "the stakes are getting real high now"
Rip thanks for all good videos

[@martink.3164]

0:47 I think he was trying to say "Hax"

[@jaysquad101]

I miss you techno.

[@craftmaster300]

"we don't have pants and we are slapping people with my meat"
Excuse me what?