school discovered my channel pls send help - skywars

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  • Опубліковано 30 жов 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 4,2 тис.

  • @yejikai
    @yejikai 5 років тому +6307

    0:50
    That person actually meant to say: *lixo*
    Which means *trash* in portuguese.

    • @yinyang1217
      @yinyang1217 5 років тому +86

      lxi?

    • @yinyang1217
      @yinyang1217 5 років тому +322

      how tf can you switch x and i and miss the letter o

    • @Cynixx
      @Cynixx 5 років тому +816

      @@yinyang1217 be falling off a map and mad? I can see it happening. Plus have you seen how incredibly dumb skywars players are xD
      Although he coulda been trying to type anything, or just keyboard spamming, there's legitimately no way to tell.

    • @humblebumbblebee
      @humblebumbblebee 5 років тому +338

      @@yinyang1217 *skeppy intensifies*

    • @aaronGUMMY
      @aaronGUMMY 5 років тому +5

      Lol

  • @apple10234
    @apple10234 4 роки тому +5570

    My favorite quote made by technoblade is:
    “The teachers taught me that bullying is bad, so I made it my carrier.”

    • @Content_Deleted
      @Content_Deleted 4 роки тому +148

      Career*

    • @louisstgermain8864
      @louisstgermain8864 4 роки тому +154

      @@Content_Deleted his career is carrying.

    • @raphael6941
      @raphael6941 4 роки тому +93

      Most opportunities are created by luck but it takes skill to harness it into success
      -technoblade
      (Something like that)

    • @burcopresents
      @burcopresents 4 роки тому +41

      “My teachers told me to stop cyber-bullying, then I made it a career.”

    • @justarose
      @justarose 4 роки тому +56

      No it was
      Skeppy: you can't just keep cyberbullying people
      Technoblade: that's what my teacher said and then I made it a career

  • @Rx-ee3rt
    @Rx-ee3rt 5 років тому +10704

    Could be worse, the kid could have said “Skeppy”

    • @omergouner7850
      @omergouner7850 5 років тому +148

      The video was released 2 years ago

    • @notsoawesomeone
      @notsoawesomeone 5 років тому +129

      @@omergouner7850 and? Lol

    • @abum1886
      @abum1886 5 років тому +47

      Who is acid

    • @superpiggypowers3757
      @superpiggypowers3757 5 років тому +74

      91 Donuts skeppy didn’t do skywars two years ago tard that’s why so don’t say “so”

    • @Rx-ee3rt
      @Rx-ee3rt 5 років тому +15

      A bum Acidic Blitz

  • @jasminesarmpit5541
    @jasminesarmpit5541 5 років тому +4780

    Technoblade: Anyway, we were doing a group project and one of the assignments
    *player appears*
    - Aw one sec
    *flawlessly destroys player without losing any health*
    Technoblade: Anyway

    • @1Mayoii
      @1Mayoii 4 роки тому +80

      Technoblade neva dies

    • @porterbowen1869
      @porterbowen1869 4 роки тому +13

      thundercunt this aged really well lol

    • @GothamStare
      @GothamStare 4 роки тому +30

      Definition of the "Oh No...
      Anyways" meme

    • @ascarmen42
      @ascarmen42 4 роки тому +4

      @@riley_-zm8vr lmao. “This aged really well.”

    • @justarose
      @justarose 3 роки тому +6

      *anyhow

  • @kay-zh7ul
    @kay-zh7ul 6 років тому +7657

    Parents: what did you learn in French class today?
    Me: lxi

    • @nefth1363
      @nefth1363 5 років тому +29

      LOL DEFINITELY

    • @_Fuscous
      @_Fuscous 5 років тому +72

      lxi

    • @Temulgeh
      @Temulgeh 5 років тому +34

      I'm french and I don't get it

    • @MrBob-bj6kk
      @MrBob-bj6kk 5 років тому +80

      Temulgeh
      I’m a joke and you don’t get me

    • @vhau398
      @vhau398 5 років тому +60

      i think he ment lixo and thats trash in Portuguese

  • @nicetomeetyou3547
    @nicetomeetyou3547 4 роки тому +2443

    9:15
    “Until they mEat their doom”
    Yeah Technoblade your subs are now at stEaK

  • @hi-nw7qy
    @hi-nw7qy 5 років тому +8422

    Don't worry Techno. In the future you have over twice the subs as Acidic and he makes clickbait Fortnite challenges. Your ego shall boost tenfold.

  • @lonkbonk5859
    @lonkbonk5859 3 роки тому +789

    Can we just appreciate the guy at 6:52 who waited for Techno to pick up the sword so it was a fair fight

    • @angrybook_
      @angrybook_ 3 роки тому +159

      Techno without a sword is a fair fight

    • @arceus8992
      @arceus8992 3 роки тому +61

      @@angrybook_ just the name of technoblade makes the best pvpers shiver it can never be fair

    • @turtlelord8021
      @turtlelord8021 2 роки тому +28

      @@angrybook_ Yes, but the enemy was a gigachad who didn't want to fight against a nerfed techno.

    • @CasseroleJ
      @CasseroleJ 2 роки тому +14

      Most players wouldn't do that, what a rare find!

  • @Audrey-nf8er
    @Audrey-nf8er 6 років тому +4065

    Watch it be like the most obscure language... *Like French*
    -Technoblade

  • @Lem0nwtf
    @Lem0nwtf 6 років тому +860

    1:11 ah, yes, the pickaxe. The tool needed to break a *wooden* block.

  • @sq1034
    @sq1034 5 років тому +2752

    When Your In School U Think Ur Alone In The Hall Then Suddently
    SOmebody Whispers To You
    T-E-C-H-N-O-B-L-A-D-E

    • @jaysefgames1155
      @jaysefgames1155 5 років тому +56

      OH SHIT WHERE!!!!

    • @simplydexy
      @simplydexy 4 роки тому +25

      @@carsont4625 4. Why you care about that?

    • @thetetrisking
      @thetetrisking 4 роки тому +40

      *hey technoblade hey technoblade hey techn- hey techn-*

    • @TheBlockDocs
      @TheBlockDocs 4 роки тому +4

      @Justin Nowaczynski I mean it kind of is

    • @TheBlockDocs
      @TheBlockDocs 4 роки тому +6

      Justin Nowaczynski No, this comment was literally exactly something Technoblade said in the video

  • @v1ncecuh
    @v1ncecuh 2 роки тому +1363

    Coming back to the first techno video I watched, Rest In Peace man

    • @synthium_
      @synthium_ 2 роки тому +13

      forever alive in our hearts ♥

    • @iTlsMe
      @iTlsMe 2 роки тому +10

      He will always be remembered as the king of Minecraft

    • @Vitilizen
      @Vitilizen 2 роки тому +8

      He will live a legend forever in our hearts.

    • @RDR7891
      @RDR7891 2 роки тому +6

      Rest In Peace. o7 (also hi v1nce)

    • @Konichu35
      @Konichu35 2 роки тому +3

      Rip

  • @extraunderscores6966
    @extraunderscores6966 4 роки тому +1940

    9:19 “We don’t have pants and we’re slapping people with our meat”

    • @marvinv1912
      @marvinv1912 4 роки тому +23

      ExtraUnderscores (Lenny)

    • @xX_wiLLiam_Xx
      @xX_wiLLiam_Xx 3 роки тому +15

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    • @lihongye9942
      @lihongye9942 3 роки тому +37

      @@xX_wiLLiam_Xx why take your time to write FUNNY that many times ?

    • @xX_wiLLiam_Xx
      @xX_wiLLiam_Xx 3 роки тому +9

      @@lihongye9942 FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY 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    • @helloZ
      @helloZ 3 роки тому +10

      @@lihongye9942 Ctrl C Ctrl V

  • @Tejanimations
    @Tejanimations 7 років тому +23598

    look at 0:00 the video is starting

    • @Technoblade
      @Technoblade  7 років тому +10271

      incredible

    • @vincentzhou1111
      @vincentzhou1111 7 років тому +617

      ikr

    • @JoeCrableg
      @JoeCrableg 7 років тому +808

      How did you know

    • @pre699
      @pre699 7 років тому +956

      Tejas Patil actually it doesnt for somepeople. At 0:00 and ad starts

    • @5four5
      @5four5 7 років тому +310

      i cant move im to in shock

  • @Klazi
    @Klazi 7 років тому +3576

    "We don't have pants and w are slapping people with our meat" - technoblade 2017

  • @ausramarcinkeviciute7840
    @ausramarcinkeviciute7840 3 роки тому +885

    "We don't have pants and we're slappin' people with our meat"
    - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @bena4794
    @bena4794 5 років тому +1181

    His irl friends must be obsessing over him now after Monday Minecraft, since he fought the biggest youtubers and pewdiepie and James Charles are joking with him now

    • @DARKzoar0k
      @DARKzoar0k 5 років тому +58

      I don't know I'd you understand how the real world works. More than likely nobody give a shit.

    • @synergous571
      @synergous571 5 років тому +141

      Tyrone Brackle wrong

    • @cryingpogamongusman1960
      @cryingpogamongusman1960 5 років тому +54

      Tyrone Brackle lol what a trash pfp

    • @LordEnder86
      @LordEnder86 5 років тому +42

      Il how u called it mOnDaY mInEcRAfT

    • @teemo7714
      @teemo7714 4 роки тому +13

      what friends

  • @ehDevyn
    @ehDevyn 6 років тому +557

    Interviewer: "what keeps you awake at night?
    Techo: " Skywars and relaxing Minecraft music"

    • @yinyang1217
      @yinyang1217 5 років тому +4

      who is TECHO

    • @anw4aar
      @anw4aar 5 років тому +4

      Who be techo

    • @mcplumpkin6191
      @mcplumpkin6191 5 років тому +1

      @@yinyang1217 techOOOOO

    • @amme1000
      @amme1000 5 років тому +2

      I literally listen to techno while I sleeph

  • @firwif
    @firwif 7 років тому +700

    5:56 R.I.P Technoblade, "Ego crushed by Acidicblitzz"

    • @zeronegatives3771
      @zeronegatives3771 7 років тому +16

      I had to google "acidic skywars" to find that name.

    • @Iliadic
      @Iliadic 6 років тому

      xXTheFireWolfXx - Minecraft and more! Ok lol

    • @scytheleaf
      @scytheleaf 6 років тому +7

      I watch Acidic but I think Technoblade is a WAY better UA-camr and he deserves more subs

    • @_vair_
      @_vair_ 5 років тому +2

      Praenyth nah, just facts

    • @juneshappiness
      @juneshappiness 5 років тому +2

      @@_vair_ nah, just opinion

  • @excelente6021
    @excelente6021 5 років тому +794

    Hypixel 2 years ago: 9000 players
    Hypixel in 2019: 72000 players

    • @testotesto4245
      @testotesto4245 5 років тому +45

      And half of them playing skyblock

    • @lehtspelt
      @lehtspelt 5 років тому +4

      Today all servers had massive lag and almost full couldnt play

    • @excelente6021
      @excelente6021 5 років тому +4

      @@lehtspelt which servers are you talking about, i was playing skyblock just fine 2 hours ago and there were 32000 players doing the same, no lag

    • @lehtspelt
      @lehtspelt 5 років тому +1

      @@excelente6021 well pit servers lobbies bedwars and skywars

    • @manualchimera55casey62
      @manualchimera55casey62 4 роки тому

      Theres not much lag with like 50k players

  • @randomaccount512
    @randomaccount512 5 років тому +385

    10:40 rare footage of technoblade dying ( *LOST MEDIA* )

    • @dogsdreamtoo8427
      @dogsdreamtoo8427 4 роки тому +48

      Technically we didn't see the death, only the fall

    • @tokobot
      @tokobot 4 роки тому +34

      Actually, a video error caused him to cut out the part where he came back and killed everyone. But you didn’t watch it so you wouldn’t know that.

    • @dedmemes.
      @dedmemes. 4 роки тому +7

      TeChnobLaDE NevaH DIEs

    • @kaigao4842
      @kaigao4842 4 роки тому +11

      Wdym dying it's obviously a glitch with obs

    • @jackeag4295
      @jackeag4295 3 роки тому +5

      Nah it was just an OBS glitch 😂

  • @rihoto1120
    @rihoto1120 4 роки тому +140

    Technoblade: skywars player cant kill anyone cmonnn
    Also technoblade: *a skywars player*

  • @ArcOfSky
    @ArcOfSky 7 років тому +828

    Best part about being a small youtuber...you don't get discovered by your classmates

    • @Splivia
      @Splivia 7 років тому +11

      ArcOfSky my yt channel is gonna die duuude

    • @GamingWithLavaKing
      @GamingWithLavaKing 7 років тому

      ikr

    • @ArinRich
      @ArinRich 7 років тому

      ArcOfSky lol xd

    • @ArinRich
      @ArinRich 7 років тому

      ArcOfSky I do

    • @ArcOfSky
      @ArcOfSky 7 років тому +1

      Splivia xD A0E memes

  • @ehherryt9466
    @ehherryt9466 4 роки тому +166

    Everyone else: So let's strafe left then right and keep doing that then jump once and block hit twice then-
    Techno: Let's just try to not get stabbed here

  • @AakrispyKreme
    @AakrispyKreme 7 років тому +857

    9:23 until 9:28 was the funniest think techno ever said

    • @sangeethvaheesan3173
      @sangeethvaheesan3173 6 років тому +28

      Boudubby and to this day Tehno Still needs pants

    • @rairb
      @rairb 6 років тому +1

      Nah
      ok yeah

    • @ozacc
      @ozacc 5 років тому +8

      Boudubby, DEFINITELY! The first time I saw this vid, I couldn't breathe.

    • @natsuno.
      @natsuno. 5 років тому +4

      Thing*

    • @boombottleattack8425
      @boombottleattack8425 5 років тому +1

      GabrielPalty Playz **triggered**

  • @lukejorth5536
    @lukejorth5536 5 років тому +153

    8:55 “Here we just murdering people with medium-rare fillet mignon” 😂

  • @chris4160
    @chris4160 7 років тому +133

    Steak Assassin: He puts his victim's lives at steak so they always meat their doom.

    • @koolkidgamr6260
      @koolkidgamr6260 6 років тому +2

      legomanmi This deserves a repost on discord, thanks.

    • @gedanjackal
      @gedanjackal 5 років тому +3

      lol this is perfect for a kit desc. "Kit #21 - Steak Assassin: Put your victims at steak before they meat their doom."

    • @suripuki1984
      @suripuki1984 5 років тому +1

      Beautiful

    • @suripuki1984
      @suripuki1984 5 років тому

      @SavageXL UMMMM

    • @AtlasVAL
      @AtlasVAL 5 років тому

      Lol

  • @EliteShooter-vp5wq
    @EliteShooter-vp5wq 3 роки тому +87

    Jokes aside, this dude is literally Minecraft John Wick. Like, he literally just whacked a person off the island with a bloody steak, *a cooked cow meat , a b l o o d y m e a t*

  • @samuelruck9796
    @samuelruck9796 7 років тому +349

    Tecnoblade was a happy studying student until the day Acidic Blitz killed his ego

  • @Xela-br8gm
    @Xela-br8gm 5 років тому +200

    Random: Hey, what are you watching
    Me: Ehm a guy without pants killing people with his meat.
    Random: Okay forget I asked

  • @AndrewMCombs
    @AndrewMCombs 7 років тому +46

    "The one constant in life I found is that if you're ever in a situation rating to rely on other people they will let you down." - Technoblade, Jan 16 2017
    I have never related to anybody than I did to technoblade when he said that.

  • @JaxHayes_
    @JaxHayes_ 4 роки тому +42

    “We have no pants on and we’re slapping people with our meat” *Very poor choice of words*

  • @rustydawgt
    @rustydawgt 7 років тому +834

    People at my school know I have a UA-cam channel and play minecraft... I just ignore everyone who calls me rustydawgt at school. The worst thing is when they start playin your videos in class :c

    • @Technoblade
      @Technoblade  7 років тому +249

      hey can we work on the assignment
      dude u made a cooking video??
      yeah but i want to pass this class-
      ima watch it

    • @alexandergonzalez751
      @alexandergonzalez751 7 років тому +5

      Technoblade omg sempi

    • @sacrificialgoat192
      @sacrificialgoat192 7 років тому

      lol

    • @fofey8347
      @fofey8347 7 років тому

      rustydawgt subscrib to my YT channel nerd

    • @mingchik3341
      @mingchik3341 7 років тому

      Technoblade Hi

  • @lman5833
    @lman5833 4 роки тому +136

    Watching this in 2020 quarantine when techno has 4x acidic’s subs

    • @drelikethedoctor7103
      @drelikethedoctor7103 4 роки тому +2

      Lman don’t you mean dave

    • @MingChilling-
      @MingChilling- 2 роки тому +1

      techo is the only person who you can watch his old videos and not die in the process the only problem being the trade off is no nee videos

    • @nightytime
      @nightytime 2 роки тому +1

      @@drelikethedoctor7103 who's Dave?

    • @emilywilkins5124
      @emilywilkins5124 2 роки тому

      @@drelikethedoctor7103 bet you feel like an idiot now

    • @nimbusttp_archive
      @nimbusttp_archive 9 місяців тому

      @@drelikethedoctor7103this aged beautifully

  • @pencrows
    @pencrows 5 років тому +163

    Techno legit just openly says he needs to pass the 10 minute mark
    +respect

  • @notkeeno
    @notkeeno 2 роки тому +32

    RIP Technoblade. You made me laugh without even knowing it and helped me through hard times.
    "We don't have pants and we're slapping people with our meat" - Technoblade, 2017

  • @locbuiinh6123
    @locbuiinh6123 5 років тому +39

    "These medium - rare will make those people meat their doom" oh my god this man is TechnoBald

  • @SilliestURL
    @SilliestURL 6 років тому +66

    10:15 that was a mis-steak

  • @JustTheCookie
    @JustTheCookie 6 років тому +71

    I’ve now re-wat he’d this video for the 3rd time while scrolling through his videos and have just now realized he was nicked as saitama and that is how he won.

    • @sarahmellinger8125
      @sarahmellinger8125 3 роки тому +1

      ah Yes tricking the enemy into thinking your weaker then you are

    • @thecoolnoob1288
      @thecoolnoob1288 3 роки тому

      i had a stroke reading this for some reason

  • @phiine
    @phiine 3 роки тому +13

    thats actually terrifying, imagine just vibing not even thinking and then someone just whispers “technoblade.” id cry.

  • @hydrotheotaku6410
    @hydrotheotaku6410 5 років тому +792

    ok I will call you by technoblade… Dave

    • @Mykl0000
      @Mykl0000 5 років тому +18

      Is this true?

    • @jennaandrews5355
      @jennaandrews5355 5 років тому +16

      His names dave?

    • @aidoneus5474
      @aidoneus5474 4 роки тому +100

      He said he doesn't like people call him by his real name

    • @marvinv1912
      @marvinv1912 4 роки тому +16

      jenna andrews yesn’t

    • @thisisyes3973
      @thisisyes3973 3 роки тому +5

      @@jennaandrews5355 yes but actually no

  • @Bernie_is_eepy
    @Bernie_is_eepy 3 роки тому +68

    Anyone else rewatching all of his vids as a form of techno support?

    • @-solar799-
      @-solar799- 3 роки тому +1

      Me

    • @tommy_o
      @tommy_o 3 роки тому +1

      well... that, and procrastination... so yea

    • @xorana-3486
      @xorana-3486 2 роки тому +2

      No, as a form of coping mechanism.

    • @tomonohitotachi
      @tomonohitotachi 2 роки тому +1

      @@xorana-3486 yup that sounds about right

    • @user-iz5pd7tj6q
      @user-iz5pd7tj6q 2 роки тому

      @@tomonohitotachi lol at least he was here with us

  • @Roorb
    @Roorb 5 років тому +238

    HAHA that joke at 7:20 was HILARIOUS! People like that really annoy me.
    Anyway, have a good day Dave!

    • @AlvyFaustineFountainhead
      @AlvyFaustineFountainhead 4 роки тому +4

      I was just about to say that.

    • @bluebellrising7210
      @bluebellrising7210 4 роки тому +11

      okay but when did he say “yes sir my name is Dave” because I haven’t been able to find it

    • @AlvyFaustineFountainhead
      @AlvyFaustineFountainhead 4 роки тому +5

      Blue Bell Rising I just searched it up on da interwebs.

    • @bluebellrising7210
      @bluebellrising7210 4 роки тому +6

      @@AlvyFaustineFountainhead i know that, that's how i found it too but like- does anyone know where he first said it?

    • @Ashfer2
      @Ashfer2 4 роки тому +11

      @@bluebellrising7210 Very late reply, but in one of the neotech videos his sisters said "Do it Dave"

  • @uraveragehoovy
    @uraveragehoovy 4 роки тому +94

    1:55 : Happens
    Dream Fans : Wait, Techno is big brain?
    Techno Fans : Always has been

  • @Anssi786
    @Anssi786 7 років тому +78

    this video was in My recommended and omg i was suprised how chill you are I have never watched a Guy this chill +1 subs :)

    • @ExDee419
      @ExDee419 6 років тому +2

      Ik your comment is 1 year old, but if you want to watch a chiller guy search Cr1TiKal
      (His name now is penguinz0)

    • @bookychan
      @bookychan 5 років тому

      Lord of myself oh no

  • @mutantwasbored
    @mutantwasbored 5 років тому +185

    it's been 2 years...
    HAS YOUR EGO RECOVERED YET?

    • @yinyang1217
      @yinyang1217 5 років тому +5

      nope

    • @pandapvp4367
      @pandapvp4367 5 років тому +14

      Yea hes stabbing famous yters for money

    • @rover5911
      @rover5911 5 років тому +2

      WSO FxdeAwayy it’s to try and redeem himself

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 3 роки тому

      he mentioned this same story in a minecraft monday stream so I assume not

  • @verdezapo
    @verdezapo 5 років тому +21

    I've only recently gotten into Techno's content. I gotta say, normally I don't like popular youtuber's older videos. I LOVE TechnoBlade's older and newer content. I love hearing these stories, they're so relaxing, love his voice. I love you Techno

  • @thegamemaker8284
    @thegamemaker8284 Рік тому +7

    Technoblade: “you shall refer to me as my real name in real life and technoblade in game”
    Translation: those who tasted the bite of his sword knew him, as Technoblade

  • @iplaygamesihate212
    @iplaygamesihate212 4 роки тому +23

    9:24 best laugh ive had in a while. thank you.

  • @fireflyneville
    @fireflyneville 7 років тому +378

    Dear everyone asking for Techno's real name, i am here with 100% real proof, knowing fully well that his real name is actually Julia.

  • @DawleyDude
    @DawleyDude Рік тому +8

    We miss techno, really wholesome to see so many coming back to watch his content and support his channel

  • @realronbon9810
    @realronbon9810 4 роки тому +20

    5:03 underrated technoblade clip

  • @chase5023
    @chase5023 7 років тому +357

    The last part you lost becuase you made a "MISTEAK" :P

    • @chimpanzee4271
      @chimpanzee4271 6 років тому

      I like the part aw

    • @tree6015
      @tree6015 5 років тому

      *_S T O P_*

    • @ariannaneedham759
      @ariannaneedham759 5 років тому

      NOOO, he totally used his MLG pro skills to take the victory to his piggy people

  • @oeuf1280
    @oeuf1280 5 років тому +34

    0:59
    2 years later
    A6D: bruh

  • @isengrom6883
    @isengrom6883 Рік тому +7

    Just realized, whenever technobalde didn’t use his pig skin, he used the Alex skin. He was trolling us this whole time.

  • @mageduck5667
    @mageduck5667 4 роки тому +17

    Alternative title, "The steak assasin kills noobs while talking about school"

  • @bunnmcpe
    @bunnmcpe 5 років тому +186

    lxi = missed spelled "lixo"
    Lixo = "bad" in spanish(i think, but it 100% means bad)
    It also means
    Trash in portoguese

    • @LostSwiftpaw
      @LostSwiftpaw 5 років тому +30

      Yeah no, lixo doesnt mean shit in spanish.

    • @sf.4588
      @sf.4588 5 років тому +11

      Mal is bad in Spanish

    • @pibk7719
      @pibk7719 4 роки тому +1

      means garbage

    • @river7591
      @river7591 4 роки тому +2

      lixo can also mean bad in portuguese

    • @Calibrilightt
      @Calibrilightt 4 роки тому +1

      Mal basura mierda those are bad shit and trash in spanish

  • @TheKingHill
    @TheKingHill 7 років тому +11

    "If you have as short of an attention span as I am" - Technoblade

  • @meatballs7047
    @meatballs7047 2 роки тому +11

    Now we all know his real name, but still call him Technoblade.

  • @mischievousmarker6616
    @mischievousmarker6616 2 роки тому +7

    10:35 It was at this moment that Technoblade realized... that he had made a misteak

  • @kazhemian
    @kazhemian 5 років тому +23

    8:50 Now you KNOW the mans good when he can kill someone with a piece of meat HE IS LIKE THE JOHN WICK OF MINECRAFT!!!

  • @atrixcanada7204
    @atrixcanada7204 3 роки тому +40

    I feel like techno just doesn't want to be famous in real life. He only wants the internet to love him, "no no I don't wanna take a selfie" "no, I cant sign that" "please don't mention that video".He's just antisocial to the point of only being famous on the internet. He just REALLY don't wanna mix his real and online world

  • @jivityjy
    @jivityjy 5 років тому +35

    I just now realized his name was saitama...
    WEEEEB

  • @tuba_archmage1718
    @tuba_archmage1718 2 роки тому +5

    9:23 my new favorite technoblade quote

  • @collink2183
    @collink2183 7 років тому +319

    How many underscores do I need to put in my name if I want to become a pvp master?

    • @attemptive
      @attemptive 7 років тому +33

      TheBeacon01 - Montages and Let's Plays at least 10 but to maximize your pvp potential your going to need at least 74738393 numbers and you need x's at the start of your name

    • @mitaxo3531
      @mitaxo3531 7 років тому +2

      TheBeacon01 - Montages and Let's Plays my nick is mita9125348261637 idk real numbers...ima pvp master :3

    • @stephenphilips2035
      @stephenphilips2035 7 років тому +19

      TheBeacon01 - Montages and Let's Plays you need to be T_h_e_b_e_a_c_o_n_0_1_-_M_o_n_t_a_g_e_s_a_n_d__L_e_t_'_s_p_l_a_y_s instant respect trust me it works (but actually don't it's obnoxious and you'll get targeted)

    • @lqserbeans3515
      @lqserbeans3515 7 років тому +4

      call yourself _b_e_a_c_o_n xd

    • @confusering9240
      @confusering9240 7 років тому +3

      TheBeacon01 - Montages and Let's Plays u need to have one and a half to be og

  • @NalaNateNT
    @NalaNateNT 7 років тому +93

    Technoblade to meet subs you'd have to have a life and go somewhere, and let's be honest none of us here do.

    • @BitzelBlockington
      @BitzelBlockington 7 років тому +1

      NalaNate I dint think lots of people have seen his face, or would recognize him.

    • @BitzelBlockington
      @BitzelBlockington 7 років тому

      ***** I know but I said I don't think lots of people saw that video.

    • @Dongerboi
      @Dongerboi 7 років тому +1

      NalaNate just you

    • @NalaNateNT
      @NalaNateNT 7 років тому

      Rick lol Bokay. You went through the comments section of a minecraft pvp video.

    • @Dongerboi
      @Dongerboi 7 років тому

      NalaNate I can't watch minecraft videos and have a life?

  • @TheRealParfait
    @TheRealParfait 5 років тому +14

    I like how he gave sharpness to his pants

  • @fffffffff4895
    @fffffffff4895 3 роки тому +3

    "We don't have pants and we're slapping people with meat" is the most underappreciated pun

  • @kittennature
    @kittennature 6 років тому +318

    i bet jaiden animations agrees with ur thoughts on group work

    • @warmtheminme
      @warmtheminme 5 років тому +13

      KittenNature I wonder if bloodrayne watches technoblade. Btw I might have misspelt that

    • @mr.static821
      @mr.static821 5 років тому +6

      @@warmtheminme oh yeah yeah

    • @jaxmcflyk8023
      @jaxmcflyk8023 5 років тому +5

      Mr. Static Oh yeah yeah

    • @foody5787
      @foody5787 5 років тому +2

      Facts

    • @kxiled
      @kxiled 5 років тому +1

      KittenNature ur profile pic agrees

  • @clone8652
    @clone8652 7 років тому +102

    2:24 see's the name Saitama. ONNNNNNEEEEE PPPPPUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNCCCCCHHHH MMMMMMAAAAAAANNNN

    • @mrsomebody1
      @mrsomebody1 6 років тому

      ur doing it wrong. It's
      *ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!!!!*
      *ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!!!!*

    • @M4rKoP2
      @M4rKoP2 5 років тому +1

      One meattttttttt Punchhhhhhh

  • @ZzDanishzZ
    @ZzDanishzZ 7 років тому +71

    at 2:20 who else expect he gonna say that?

  • @dhairyasaran2330
    @dhairyasaran2330 3 роки тому +4

    "We don't have pants and we're slapping people with our meat"
    -Technoblade 2017

  • @uwuFumi
    @uwuFumi 4 роки тому +14

    8:40 he kills people with a stake
    Me from 3years ago “oh he’s too good for a sword omg techno is too good!!!”
    Me rn watching this back “HES BEATING HIS MEAT”
    What has my brain come to

    • @uwuFumi
      @uwuFumi 4 роки тому

      Atreyaa shut

    • @alicenotangel1923
      @alicenotangel1923 3 роки тому

      💀 Alr bro time to touch that long awaiting grass

  • @ajsabum
    @ajsabum 5 років тому +8

    4:40 “one of the group projects in the assignment”

  • @ebbemadsen1210
    @ebbemadsen1210 7 років тому +58

    you made a misteak :D

    • @Technoblade
      @Technoblade  7 років тому +26

      ashfdjhadfhafdgdfgdsgdsfg

    • @urne8050
      @urne8050 7 років тому +5

      Ebbe Madsen welcome to UA-cam

    • @VelmiArtrid
      @VelmiArtrid 7 років тому

      Technoblade I bet your ego would recover if they brought back spec chat

    • @tehfox4812
      @tehfox4812 7 років тому +3

      Ebbe Madsen YOU COPIED ME THIS IS MY JOKE

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 7 років тому +4

      .

  • @roncadelina3077
    @roncadelina3077 4 роки тому +7

    The best part in this video was the "Steak Assassin"

  • @AlexCoburn
    @AlexCoburn 7 років тому +16

    My friend played a video where I walked around my neighborhood with a foam diamond sword for her orchestra class...

  • @attemptive
    @attemptive 7 років тому +372

    OMG YES TWO UPLOADS WITHIN A WEEK IS THIS REAL LIFE?!?

    • @Chris-fu8ov
      @Chris-fu8ov 7 років тому +3

      Attemptive no it's youtube

    • @enderspider5001
      @enderspider5001 7 років тому +4

      Attemptive no, it's minecraft

    • @ben6073
      @ben6073 7 років тому +32

      No this is patrick

    • @robbyburns5822
      @robbyburns5822 7 років тому +1

      he was busy with college apps, he said

    • @lethimcook
      @lethimcook 7 років тому

      PancakeNibbles xD

  • @TheKaiser616
    @TheKaiser616 4 роки тому +4

    3:50 I think that this is really wholesome (the dude in the car)

  • @Tarnished-rover
    @Tarnished-rover 2 роки тому +3

    It’s nice to come back to these videos and watch the creator that brought so many people happiness

  • @Hammy09
    @Hammy09 3 роки тому +3

    "We don't have pants and we're slapping people with our meat." -Technoblade

  • @Riblungz
    @Riblungz 5 років тому +15

    0:36 did anyone else replay that a ton because they thought he blocked the potion with the rod

    • @monkeyperhaps4563
      @monkeyperhaps4563 5 років тому

      He didn’t it hit the log

    • @Riblungz
      @Riblungz 5 років тому +6

      JadenBrossGamin Playz why do you think I put the word “thought”

  • @mynameisntkaro
    @mynameisntkaro 5 років тому +1321

    You're probably wondering why I have so many likes on this huh.

    • @vali69
      @vali69 5 років тому +31

      You're or just do what i do and use the universal ur which means both you're and your

    • @vali69
      @vali69 5 років тому +45

      @Dopamaniac he says "your an legend" instead of you are a legend... are u an idiot? did u just read half his comment before replying or sth?

    • @vali69
      @vali69 5 років тому +3

      @Dopamaniac lmfao rip xD

    • @alsoquest8666
      @alsoquest8666 5 років тому +3

      @@vali69 The WORLD

    • @overseire
      @overseire 5 років тому +3

      za warudo

  • @giorgosdespotidis4297
    @giorgosdespotidis4297 Рік тому +2

    its been six years and yet this video feels fresh

  • @DJTastyHD
    @DJTastyHD 7 років тому +270

    your a god

  • @dangdane7750
    @dangdane7750 3 роки тому +6

    That girls brother for sure knows who techno is now haha

  • @goathead3579
    @goathead3579 2 роки тому +9

    At 9:01 you missed such a good joke opportunity you shouldve said: "the stakes are getting real high now"
    Rip thanks for all good videos

  • @Faust4541
    @Faust4541 5 років тому +21

    9:12
    i guess u could say his life was at STEAK

  • @origiginal8056
    @origiginal8056 7 років тому +23

    Dibzcraft was in the first game!
    and then he died.

  • @TammonOG
    @TammonOG 7 років тому +275

    make a video in french

    • @Technoblade
      @Technoblade  7 років тому +86

      bonjour. c'est un video de skywars. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      oui le video c'est dix minute c'est bon
      adieu

    • @sonnyboyzvlogs2773
      @sonnyboyzvlogs2773 7 років тому

      Technoblade xD

    • @scoutmc2742
      @scoutmc2742 7 років тому +3

      Tammon the mon C'est Bon! Monsieur Technoblade.
      Ok I'm cringing. If you want to learn about my house in french, come to my French class.

    • @IMightBeGood
      @IMightBeGood 7 років тому +3

      Technoblade I'm french you're a god Techno

    • @zaptr
      @zaptr 7 років тому +1

      Salut Technoblade.
      Ce video c'est tres action.
      im going to stop now

  • @JDubs_YT
    @JDubs_YT 4 роки тому +8

    2:58 finish your sentence please.
    Isis had just finally what now?

  • @benderisgreat5059
    @benderisgreat5059 3 роки тому +2

    “911 what’s your emergency?”
    Techno: “My college found out I make minecraft videos.”
    “Sir what’s the problem?”
    Techno: “I JUST TOLD YOU!!!!”
    “Sir, are you in danger?”
    Techno: “can I speak to your manager?”

  • @sad-zw3sn
    @sad-zw3sn 7 років тому +4

    "slappin people with our meat" -technoblade 2017

  • @NerfProNeverDies
    @NerfProNeverDies 3 роки тому +4

    7:21 Yeah, I remember my friends would call my by my real name in game and I would be like dude, theres like a million people on this server, I have a gamertag for a reason.

  • @mahinkhan6932
    @mahinkhan6932 7 років тому +8

    Remember when this channel wasn't child friendly

  • @awsdsdsfsd5586
    @awsdsdsfsd5586 5 років тому +11

    Technoblade NEVER DIES! Did it after 2 years but what ever!

  • @jaysquad101
    @jaysquad101 Рік тому +6

    I miss you techno.

  • @jjarlego0444
    @jjarlego0444 4 роки тому +3

    5:53
    Technoblade: -talking-
    Me: Sees Technoblade do magic on stone

  • @liamkelly2158
    @liamkelly2158 3 роки тому +3

    It's the last of a dying breed