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  • @luckyseven2070
    @luckyseven2070 4 роки тому +6964

    Its heartwarming to see that Bob, Wade and Mark still are great friends after almost 10 years.
    Edit: I see some people dont think that Mark and Jack still play together. But they just played Phasmophobia a little ago. They are still friends from what I can tell, Jack just has a really large friend group and expands out alot.

    • @nathanielsmith6895
      @nathanielsmith6895 4 роки тому +726

      Mark and wade met in high school and Bob and Mark were roommates in college. They've been friends for 13+ years

    • @zippityzbrake
      @zippityzbrake 4 роки тому +594

      Wade and Bob fabricated mark in college as a sex bot but he accidentally went viral on youtube so they're sticking with it

    • @isisdarosa9340
      @isisdarosa9340 4 роки тому +37

      @@nathanielsmith6895 seriously??

    • @IncognitoSprax
      @IncognitoSprax 4 роки тому +108

      They're IRL friends so it makes sense.

    • @nathanielsmith6895
      @nathanielsmith6895 4 роки тому +46

      @@isisdarosa9340 they talk about it all the time

  • @waffl3_ir0n69
    @waffl3_ir0n69 4 роки тому +5297

    i feel like wade is the crash test dummy for what's ahead. every so often, he'll speed off and based on whether or not he screams is the complexity of the level.

    • @chinhthehugger9284
      @chinhthehugger9284 4 роки тому +107

      wade took one for the team

    • @amandusbjorklund7935
      @amandusbjorklund7935 3 роки тому +9

      100th like.

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 3 роки тому +17

      You have no idea how much I want to like your comment.

    • @ericbelander2319
      @ericbelander2319 2 роки тому +1

      1,700^th like

    • @Dwarf-78
      @Dwarf-78 2 роки тому +1

      Okay @@chinhthehugger9284 I just don’t want to be there for at anymore I at all I’m sorry I didn’t get it for I just got home and my church and I justifiable you guys don’t haven’t even know uwhat I don’t pqthink or not

  • @Dannie20nine
    @Dannie20nine 4 роки тому +4479

    "Hey guys there's a sword over there."
    *Mark immediately gets SLICED*

  • @iloveJustinBieber774
    @iloveJustinBieber774 3 роки тому +1183

    11:20 "mark finally got his first wrinkle" bob's improv is so fucking hilarious

    • @Toast_Sandwich
      @Toast_Sandwich 2 роки тому +6

      23:24

    • @rekyu3d541
      @rekyu3d541 Рік тому

      lol... how does a single witty comment qualify as collective "improv"??

    • @ONLY_RR7
      @ONLY_RR7 Рік тому +46

      @@rekyu3d541 because there are many more examples of Bob having great improv, they just chose this one to point out

  • @bowlingdude2995
    @bowlingdude2995 4 роки тому +3286

    Wade: “I called my *French uncle* and uncle said to me...”
    Also Wade: “Why’d I say French uncle?”

    • @RedFierceWings
      @RedFierceWings 4 роки тому +121

      STOP CALLING ME CHUNCLE!

    • @TheBloodswordsman
      @TheBloodswordsman 4 роки тому +76

      You mean *Friend Chunckle*

    • @mythmakroxymore1670
      @mythmakroxymore1670 4 роки тому +6

      SHUDDUP AND KEEP SINGING PLZ

    • @firemoonlily
      @firemoonlily 4 роки тому +14

      i dont know why, but that was the moment that made me laugh so much soup almost went out my nose

    • @nathanchilders7331
      @nathanchilders7331 4 роки тому +24

      Other great wade quotes to start the year of with:
      Ruffled my roofles
      Suck my roof

  • @huntingdavis1722
    @huntingdavis1722 4 роки тому +9062

    I love how mark either wins, or loses significantly

    • @photondebuger45
      @photondebuger45 4 роки тому +114

      No in between huh

    • @ComicalCoconut
      @ComicalCoconut 4 роки тому +194

      I want them to play UNO Flip and somehow manage to plus five him, but go around the table giving him plus 30. I have done that before to someone, it’s absolutely obliterating

    • @aichitoshiki1321
      @aichitoshiki1321 4 роки тому +17

      True. That's what's fun about him

    • @VegitoBlue941
      @VegitoBlue941 4 роки тому +33

      He's an over-achiever

    • @rubblerage1101
      @rubblerage1101 4 роки тому +32

      Mark 'Over-Achiever' Fischbach

  • @mohsen4ever710
    @mohsen4ever710 4 роки тому +1002

    Mark's logic in competitions:
    1)He wins cause he's a genius
    2)He loses cause you cheated

    • @thelrazzedazze3900
      @thelrazzedazze3900 4 роки тому +16

      Dude I got told I was a cheater cuz I kept beating this dude in uno and he was super butthurt

    • @biboymasky2647
      @biboymasky2647 4 роки тому +6

      @@thelrazzedazze3900 lol

    • @kirbypsicopata29
      @kirbypsicopata29 4 роки тому +4

      His logic is a 100% Correct dumbass

    • @mabe4322
      @mabe4322 4 роки тому +17

      The good ol' 7-year-old kid reasoning.

    • @ILikeRice88924
      @ILikeRice88924 4 роки тому +19

      American politics in a nutshell

  • @chrisarbour
    @chrisarbour 4 роки тому +232

    22:08 Kills me when Marks starts mocking the laugh Bob did lmao.

  • @Balloraaaaaa
    @Balloraaaaaa 4 роки тому +414

    The "Ken doll DOWN THERE" and then the awkward silence made me die laughing

  • @kittenwispy
    @kittenwispy 4 роки тому +5400

    _"Edited By CloakBrand"_
    well that's something you don't see everyday.

    • @pogdogb394
      @pogdogb394 4 роки тому +175

      Apparently Lixian now has tooken over the channel as well

    • @pogdogb394
      @pogdogb394 4 роки тому +107

      @@IDDMGAM3RZ well yes but no
      In the description if you try to subscribe to mark it brings you to lixians channel instead

    • @coldleaf4204
      @coldleaf4204 4 роки тому +14

      @@pogdogb394 oh boy

    • @topcat1016
      @topcat1016 4 роки тому +39

      And Bob and Wades channel links have been switched

    • @Thorn_Mitchell
      @Thorn_Mitchell 4 роки тому +11

      Have you actually clicked the link? Seán is literally the first face you see...

  • @mlgamings6110
    @mlgamings6110 4 роки тому +2741

    22:04
    Wade: "Mark, did you just try to hit me?"
    Mark: "No, I didn't try to hit you."
    Wade: "Oh, then why was your shot so bad?"
    Bob: *WHEEEEEZE*
    Mark: *TRIGGERED*

    • @samualbrand183
      @samualbrand183 4 роки тому +66

      The heehoo trying to emerge

    • @bunbun4889
      @bunbun4889 3 роки тому +24

      I laught soo hard on that part

    • @TnTCreeper5000
      @TnTCreeper5000 3 роки тому +37

      Every single person who gets an asthma attack: (the mark wheeze)

    • @viper9214
      @viper9214 3 роки тому +45

      Mark: roasts wade every second of the day
      Wade: claps back once
      Mark: Guess ill just go cry

    • @boluz113
      @boluz113 3 роки тому +6

      I fckin died 🤣🤣🤣

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 4 роки тому +796

    I'm still laughing at the fact that Wade keeps going with the puns even though no one acknowledges it.

    • @JaredGoofball
      @JaredGoofball Рік тому +22

      You could say he is punrecognized

    • @koikobra8536
      @koikobra8536 8 місяців тому +8

      @@JaredGoofball that is horrible. great, but horrible

  • @Hasanex
    @Hasanex 4 роки тому +2664

    Other UA-camrs: *Take a break*
    Markiplier: *stops existing*

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому +11

      AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!!
      I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get on my amazing videos. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't comment anything mean on my wonderful videos, dear hasam

    • @evanmarcuson8950
      @evanmarcuson8950 4 роки тому +88

      @@AxxLAfriku why do you do this shit

    • @froothoops
      @froothoops 4 роки тому +112

      @@AxxLAfriku try punching it again maybe it will fix your hand

    • @lionelladvelino4795
      @lionelladvelino4795 4 роки тому +54

      @@AxxLAfriku well because you said that we can't say anything mean on your videos, how about we say mean things about you on this video

    • @lezley8465
      @lezley8465 4 роки тому +6

      AND GET AWAYAYYYYYYYY
      -i'll leave now-

  • @CardsundRoses69420666
    @CardsundRoses69420666 4 роки тому +1282

    Everyone: Focused on the game
    Mark: Laughs like he's gonna die

    • @starkiller6238
      @starkiller6238 4 роки тому +1

      He cant die if he never existed

    • @CardsundRoses69420666
      @CardsundRoses69420666 4 роки тому

      Big brain move lmao

    • @starkiller6238
      @starkiller6238 4 роки тому

      @@CardsundRoses69420666 Wait. If he didnt say "This is big brain time," who did?

    • @CardsundRoses69420666
      @CardsundRoses69420666 4 роки тому

      I can't @you for some reason and I can only see my replies I was just laughing the whole video, I didn't give a frick about who said this is Big Brain time, seems like mark is smooth brain

    • @CardsundRoses69420666
      @CardsundRoses69420666 4 роки тому

      wtf

  • @TheGreatMeme
    @TheGreatMeme 4 роки тому +821

    "You almost ruffled my roofies."
    -Wade, 2021

    • @dnkestptt
      @dnkestptt 4 роки тому +2

      @Ì Àm Çhřïş PP 900 bruh

    • @natethebass-man2869
      @natethebass-man2869 4 роки тому +2

      @@dnkestptt "It's a shitposter, send no reply."

    • @dnkestptt
      @dnkestptt 4 роки тому +1

      @@natethebass-man2869 i know man

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ 4 роки тому +1

      makes perfect sense 😁

    • @ryuualarie
      @ryuualarie 4 роки тому

      @Ì Àm Çhřïş PP 900 stfu

  • @san_guardian
    @san_guardian 4 роки тому +223

    17:20 that fboy laugh gets me everytime

  • @SmeltingSmores
    @SmeltingSmores 4 роки тому +2440

    “When you do Unus Annus you get some perks from Father Time.”
    “What’s that?”
    Why do you hurt us like this?

  • @tjrauchie3081
    @tjrauchie3081 4 роки тому +224

    “There’s stuff going down down there”
    “Have you seen a doctor about it?” Killed me

  • @lemonio2278
    @lemonio2278 4 роки тому +2993

    Markiplier: *Makes video*
    Everyone: *I'm gonna pretends Markiplier is real now...*

    • @marzipan1405
      @marzipan1405 4 роки тому +10

      I upload cows that are better then cocomelon and deserve 100 mill subs all I'm gonna say :)

    • @owoifier4521
      @owoifier4521 4 роки тому +48

      Mawkipwier: *Makes video*
      Evewyone: *I'm gonna pwetends Mawkipwier is weaw now...*

    • @breadzisme
      @breadzisme 4 роки тому +4

      @Ì Àm Çhřïş PP x201 You suck

    • @owoifier4521
      @owoifier4521 4 роки тому +13

      @Ì Àm Çhřïş PP x201 No owofier hates this bullshit

    • @onnigamer16
      @onnigamer16 4 роки тому +4

      @F**ĆK МЕ - RITA ! In appropiate channel picture GEts ban

  • @sunnycooper9440
    @sunnycooper9440 4 роки тому +356

    Mark: The only man to do a bad pirate impersonation whilst having played a pirate captain for his own show previously

  • @noahwilliams4973
    @noahwilliams4973 4 роки тому +625

    "birds love cheese"
    "i love cheese"
    *mark is a bird*
    *_MARK ISNT REAL_*

    • @amberator3456
      @amberator3456 4 роки тому +1

      Seriously Noah, you are stupid, Markiplier is real, and that is the end of the story and that’s over you have to stop for now, Noah Williams

    • @yrdhrhyjffefdcdyyv
      @yrdhrhyjffefdcdyyv 4 роки тому +3

      Birds aren't real?

    • @lemonadegaming8865
      @lemonadegaming8865 4 роки тому +1

      Smooth brain. But so am iiiiiii

    • @daisa1506
      @daisa1506 4 роки тому +6

      @Edwin Arreaga Yep! Someone doesn't get the joke.

    • @multiplefandomlover7179
      @multiplefandomlover7179 4 роки тому

      Birds aren't real

  • @heyitz_delaney3451
    @heyitz_delaney3451 4 роки тому +333

    Mark: *talks briefly about Unus Annus *
    Wade: “What’s that?”
    Fans of UA: *depression sobbing*

    • @Buglin_Burger7878
      @Buglin_Burger7878 4 роки тому +14

      Why are people making up this Annus thing? If it was real why doesn't it exist on the internet anymore?
      Is this just like a thought control project or something?

    • @biboymasky2647
      @biboymasky2647 4 роки тому +3

      @@Buglin_Burger7878 yes it is

    • @chachabread6590
      @chachabread6590 4 роки тому +16

      @@Buglin_Burger7878 Yeah. I think it’s a retired basketball team in Europe? I honestly don’t know.

    • @sunnykitsune8072
      @sunnykitsune8072 4 роки тому +5

      Can we just talk about the replys on this comment i-

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 4 роки тому +1

      @@Buglin_Burger7878 Then where did I get this kewl hoodie and profile pic? People have just lost it now that we know Mark's not real.

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 4 роки тому +1290

    Mark: "When you do Unus Annus, you get some perks from Father Time"
    Everyone: _painful sobbing_

    • @simplystar20
      @simplystar20 4 роки тому +29

      time stamp?? momento mori my friend

    • @theal5529
      @theal5529 4 роки тому +21

      30:55

    • @theal5529
      @theal5529 4 роки тому +21

      Memento mori

    • @artsrandomstuff436
      @artsrandomstuff436 4 роки тому +9

      Me who never watched Unnus Annus: I don’t share your pain

    • @Anxiolf
      @Anxiolf 4 роки тому +40

      @@artsrandomstuff436 *you missed out on the best yt channel in history my friend*

  • @maethecrazyone
    @maethecrazyone 4 роки тому +182

    I love that whenever Mark started saying foolish fool, franziska von karma is just plastered on his face LMAO

    • @FuriosasWarRig
      @FuriosasWarRig 3 роки тому

      This doesn't make sense wtf

    • @CoolGamer-qz5zp
      @CoolGamer-qz5zp 3 роки тому +19

      @@FuriosasWarRig Yes it does. Franziska von Karma says that a lot in the Ace Attorney games

    • @andrewpappas9311
      @andrewpappas9311 Рік тому +5

      She does love calling people that

  • @vilemint
    @vilemint 4 роки тому +479

    Bob: "oh uh guys there's a sword over there"
    Mark: *proceeds to get cut in half by said sword*

    • @J_TayX
      @J_TayX 4 роки тому +1

      I literally thought about typing that😂

    • @waifuratertepes4691
      @waifuratertepes4691 4 роки тому +3

      You see, Mark's ball isn't a masochist, it just wanted to see if it could HANDLE the sword... it couldn't

  • @SDPDNM
    @SDPDNM 4 роки тому +3940

    Mark: "When you do Unus Annus..."
    Wade: "What is that?"
    🙃

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 4 роки тому +548

    Me: *Sees a Mark, Bob and Wade video*
    Me: “I wish I had friends”

  • @michaelgeorges7548
    @michaelgeorges7548 2 роки тому +181

    I don't know why, but Wade's "Woooow" at 30:48 had me crying lol

  • @malcolmpayne3598
    @malcolmpayne3598 4 роки тому +241

    Wade: Why was your shot so bad?
    Bob: (laughter)
    Mark: (wheezing in rage)

  • @froghatter
    @froghatter 4 роки тому +244

    "When you do Unus Annus, you get some perks from father time"
    Cries

  • @matttheratt-n3s
    @matttheratt-n3s 4 роки тому +1232

    “This is gonna not be good for brain”
    - Markiplier, 2021

  • @thejanadianking6122
    @thejanadianking6122 4 роки тому +78

    19:06 "I think your 6 got printed upside down and backwards, dude"
    true friendship

  • @joshuaball9094
    @joshuaball9094 4 роки тому +725

    the guys: Clearly playing "Golf Around"
    UA-cam: "gArY's MoD"

    • @ungratefulape9121
      @ungratefulape9121 4 роки тому +3

      Oh yeah wut

    • @giggle6070
      @giggle6070 4 роки тому +14

      This game was made in gary's mod engine

    • @kingfordvr5863
      @kingfordvr5863 4 роки тому +8

      @@iwantsexseemyvideo2548 can you f*cking not

    • @giggle6070
      @giggle6070 4 роки тому +7

      @@kingfordvr5863 already reported it

    • @giggle6070
      @giggle6070 4 роки тому +5

      @F***CK МЕ - ОКЕУ ? stfu bot

  • @ryleemiller2002
    @ryleemiller2002 4 роки тому +1733

    Markiplier: mentions Unus Annus
    Unus Annus fans absolutely losing it: HE SAID IT
    Timestamp: 30:57

    • @bisexualdisasterlol
      @bisexualdisasterlol 4 роки тому +118

      Mark; "When you do Unus Annus-"
      UA fans, shedding a tear; *That's a name I havent heard in a long time*

    • @rubenbraekman4515
      @rubenbraekman4515 4 роки тому +7

      Who?

    • @just_dan7085
      @just_dan7085 4 роки тому +10

      What or who is Unus Annus?

    • @ryleemiller2002
      @ryleemiller2002 4 роки тому +78

      It's too late my friends.... Memento Mori

    • @Pupac1
      @Pupac1 4 роки тому +41

      That's another reason for why he would be an imposter. The real Mark wouldn't talk about Unus Annus. He's past on, unlike this fake.

  • @Nellethiel
    @Nellethiel 4 роки тому +1870

    I feel like Bob's seemingly genuine interest in America's Next Top Model isn't getting enough attention here.
    Eta: Holy poop, almost a thousand likes? Thanks for the sweet validations. Big preesh

    • @weird_ghostix3889
      @weird_ghostix3889 4 роки тому +67

      Yeah he’s just like “ima tell a story about hairy models” and everyone was like “ok”

    • @logandeadpoolpowell3005
      @logandeadpoolpowell3005 3 роки тому +1

      Ok

    • @aidankull7235
      @aidankull7235 3 роки тому

      Do you have any idea what eta means?

    • @Nellethiel
      @Nellethiel 3 роки тому +12

      @@aidankull7235 In this context, "Edited To Add."

    • @The_Red_Master
      @The_Red_Master 3 роки тому +4

      @@aidankull7235 estimated time of arrival

  • @julianherrera7547
    @julianherrera7547 3 роки тому +152

    Wade's moan at 12:48 sends me into tears every damn time! 😂😂😂😂

    • @kzya111
      @kzya111 3 роки тому +13

      Even better at 0.25x speed

    • @vampsbones3861
      @vampsbones3861 2 роки тому +12

      finally i see a comment on it lmao!!

  • @kalii1140
    @kalii1140 4 роки тому +212

    “Mark, this is called CARP E DIEM”
    “I didn’t mean to seem so coy there”
    So many great one liners

    • @silentgamer4368
      @silentgamer4368 4 роки тому +3

      The carpe diem would've been funnier if it didn't mean seize the day.
      So Wade was essentially encouraging Mark instead of teasing him with his puns lol

    • @stellamae8448
      @stellamae8448 4 роки тому

      its koi

    • @pathos6611
      @pathos6611 4 роки тому +1

      @@stellamae8448 it's a pun for the homonyms coy and koi

  • @SarcasticCupcake223
    @SarcasticCupcake223 4 роки тому +230

    6:46
    Mark's start noise: SHYOOOO!!
    Bob's start noise: YEET!!
    Wade's start noise: WUAATABOOOO!!

    • @rekyu3d541
      @rekyu3d541 Рік тому +8

      phonetic subtitles on point

  • @MidnightMisadventures
    @MidnightMisadventures 4 роки тому +703

    Mark: "I just wanna say there's stuff going on down there."
    Wade: "Have you seen a doctor about it?"

  • @8sins236
    @8sins236 4 роки тому +74

    31:05
    Mark: You can't make that jump.
    Also Mark: Proceeds to make 3 more attempts at the jump.

  • @averagewastaken
    @averagewastaken 4 роки тому +537

    "I'm not 100% sure about this..."
    - Bob talking about 2021

  • @WillyNilly
    @WillyNilly 4 роки тому +163

    "Fool. Foolish Fool."
    The Franziska von Karma face, very nice.

  • @louisawang8534
    @louisawang8534 4 роки тому +157

    I guess we gotta add "Father Time" to the deep lore of [REDACTED] lol

    • @nicomoist5336
      @nicomoist5336 4 роки тому +11

      Father Time and Lady Death

    • @ComicalCoconut
      @ComicalCoconut 4 роки тому +3

      The joint identity of Unus and Annus

    • @ComicalCoconut
      @ComicalCoconut 4 роки тому +6

      @@RetroRedacted mother nature can be Amy😂 Uncle Freedom can be Jacksepticeye bc wasn’t he the only person to be on Unus Annus who was one of the markiplier boys?

    • @sleepykittyH
      @sleepykittyH 3 роки тому

      This patch of fans is nice

  • @ZeroTwo-ve9rv
    @ZeroTwo-ve9rv 4 роки тому +41

    30:44 "OH MY FAWKIN SEAT BELT WASN'T ON". Wade 2021😂😂

  • @jaybou007
    @jaybou007 4 роки тому +134

    Bob: "There's a sw-..."
    Mark: *putts the ball*
    Bob: "-ord over there..."
    *CUTS*
    Mark: "NOOOOOOOO!!!"

  • @GigaChad-fx7ui
    @GigaChad-fx7ui 4 роки тому +165

    Mark: You can’t make that jump
    Also mark: Attempts it again and again

  • @M1SSC0RPSE
    @M1SSC0RPSE 4 роки тому +79

    Mark as Franziska: "Foolish fool"
    Pretty sure Lixian edited the video, meaning he made this reference. You did a great job, man.

  • @angieh7062
    @angieh7062 4 роки тому +63

    Mark: *Gets an Eagle with sick strats*
    Also Mark: “I used to be good”

  • @kalibee6234
    @kalibee6234 4 роки тому +919

    Bob: You would be called "smooth model"
    Me: Did you just call Mark a twink

  • @julieannazybina7495
    @julieannazybina7495 4 роки тому +428

    Other sports: exist
    People: okay.
    Golf: exists
    People: (collective agreement of a strong hatred)

    • @tinywhineygrimeylad4445
      @tinywhineygrimeylad4445 4 роки тому +18

      @I Am KevinBB u already are

    • @julieannazybina7495
      @julieannazybina7495 4 роки тому

      @Matthew Gardocki true

    • @nixoproto7545
      @nixoproto7545 4 роки тому

      @Matthew Gardocki i liked bowling tho

    • @owoifier4521
      @owoifier4521 4 роки тому +6

      Othew spowts: exist
      Peopwe: okay.
      Gowf:exists
      Peopwe: (cowwective agweement of a stwong hatwed)

    • @Dots988
      @Dots988 4 роки тому

      I actually went to a golf program to learn to play golf.

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 4 роки тому +248

    Mark: *Speaks anything about Unus Annus*
    Me: “He did it. He said the thing” *Cries*

    • @dansi.05
      @dansi.05 4 роки тому +5

      I literally got goosebumps when he said it.

    • @noodlejuice3991
      @noodlejuice3991 4 роки тому

      @@dansi.05 Something about this makes it sound like Unus Annus was a person.

    • @alexandrianolan6130
      @alexandrianolan6130 4 роки тому +1

      is it me, or is does it feel like unus annus is supposed to be something we never talk about again for some reason. I have to keep reminding myself that we are supposed to talk about it in memory

  • @lizzystanfield356
    @lizzystanfield356 2 роки тому +16

    “i called my French uncle and he said to me oui oui” wade
    later
    bob “i called my friend chungle and he said to me STOP CALLING ME CHUNGLE that’s not my name!”
    6:09
    watched that 20 times before watching the rest of the vid🤣

  • @KaiyaNoki
    @KaiyaNoki 4 роки тому +227

    “Birds love cheese”
    “I love cheese”
    Mark is a bird
    Edit: I have come to the realization that mark is a government drone

    • @comfortablymum
      @comfortablymum 4 роки тому +6

      Your logic is undeniable

    • @emulyrose5353
      @emulyrose5353 4 роки тому +12

      Birds aren't real they are government drones. Mark is a government drone

    • @KaiyaNoki
      @KaiyaNoki 4 роки тому +4

      @@emulyrose5353 yes, I apologize

    • @chrib8669
      @chrib8669 4 роки тому +5

      "Markiplier Isn't Real"

    • @gracesnowbarger1874
      @gracesnowbarger1874 4 роки тому +4

      We’ve figured it out, mark isn’t real-
      Because he’s a bird.

  • @MELLOWDRAMA
    @MELLOWDRAMA 4 роки тому +73

    30:47 I’m saving that for a future soundclip

  • @starrlitdreams2885
    @starrlitdreams2885 4 роки тому +282

    “We’ve all been in Holes but never like that hole”

  • @UltraVioletLite
    @UltraVioletLite 4 роки тому +166

    "foolish fool"
    *ace attorney music*
    me: objection

    • @TechnoHackerVid
      @TechnoHackerVid 3 роки тому +2

      I like that i finally got the reference

    • @Elvxn13
      @Elvxn13 10 місяців тому +1

      @@TechnoHackerVid LMAO came to the comments so i could say this too. ty RT Game.

  • @242NickR
    @242NickR 4 роки тому +262

    Markiplier: this never not going to be good for brain
    My brain: static

    • @m4g-nu5ftw92
      @m4g-nu5ftw92 4 роки тому +1

      @F***CK МЕ - ОКЕУ ? ask ur brother, move to alabama first

  • @theradioactiveplayer3461
    @theradioactiveplayer3461 4 роки тому +374

    When frustrated or surprised Mark sounds like he's just had a stroke and is attempting to hide it

    • @isskull7272
      @isskull7272 Рік тому

      I’ve never noticed this before… oh my god, you’re right!!

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 4 роки тому +238

    I thought that vortex will bring the balls into another universe. It's just a bouncer.

    • @vihaanraut4766
      @vihaanraut4766 4 роки тому +7

      Hey fellow frequent commenter

    • @Morrov
      @Morrov 4 роки тому +3

      You mean the blue things? They're portals not bouncers

    • @cryochus4074
      @cryochus4074 4 роки тому +2

      @@Morrov no. It bounces the golf ball through both time and space

    • @spellbinder5320
      @spellbinder5320 4 роки тому

      I was wondering where your comment was.

    • @Pwittzzz
      @Pwittzzz 4 роки тому

      I’m surprised to see you here... you’re mostly on clips

  • @alexandravictoria
    @alexandravictoria 4 роки тому +64

    34:30 Wade: I'm like the Little Fuckin Idiot That couldn't

  • @soccerruben1
    @soccerruben1 4 роки тому +348

    Mark: "Oh no"
    Bob: "Oh wow"
    Mark: "OH YEAH!"
    Dead.

    • @themarauder6739
      @themarauder6739 4 роки тому +2

      I think you meant to put "Wade" on that last one, friend.

    • @ninjared2164
      @ninjared2164 4 роки тому +6

      @@themarauder6739 Wade doesn't exist

    • @themarauder6739
      @themarauder6739 4 роки тому +6

      @@ninjared2164
      Understandable, have a wonderful day.

    • @Toast_Sandwich
      @Toast_Sandwich 2 роки тому +1

      @@themarauder6739 22:31

    • @themarauder6739
      @themarauder6739 2 роки тому +1

      @@Toast_Sandwich I appear to have forgotten I left this comment behind, and, with the provided evidence of my wrong-spoken correction, I thank you for pointing out my mistake I never knew I made.

  • @MegaZeo
    @MegaZeo 4 роки тому +385

    Wade: "Did you just try to bump me?"
    Mark: "What? No."
    Wade: "Oh. Then why was your shot so bad?"

    • @gas8257
      @gas8257 Рік тому +2

      Bob: "Exhale."
      Mark: "Aggressive exhale!"

  • @JomarAF
    @JomarAF 4 роки тому +162

    I love the Ace Attorney reference at 27:57. He's so cultured.

    • @andrewpappas9311
      @andrewpappas9311 3 роки тому +17

      Only a foolishly foolish fool would be foolish enough to not get that reference

    • @mayonnaiseonanescalator540
      @mayonnaiseonanescalator540 2 роки тому +3

      OBJECTION!

    • @gameman3981
      @gameman3981 2 роки тому +2

      I'd only understand that due to Random Encounters' " Phoenix Wright: The Musical SUPERCUT ("The Turnabout Encounter") ".
      It's subjectively one of if not actually their best musical with some contenders being the full version of their non-SL FNAF musical (which features Mark, NateWantsToBattle/NWTB/Give Heart Records and Matthew Robert Patrick), their LN2-musical and the "Three Fates of Undertale"-musical (to be honest I forget what the actual name of the last one was but that was one of the reccuring lines in the musical).

    • @0720Jove
      @0720Jove 2 роки тому +1

      gotta appreciate those cultured edits

  • @nichycelley5045
    @nichycelley5045 4 роки тому +25

    7:28 we've all been in some holes but never like that hole - wade 2021

  • @itshaitime2089
    @itshaitime2089 4 роки тому +170

    Me: *not paying attention, only listening*
    "Foolish fool." *Whip noise*
    Me: *ah... Franziska*

  • @sondragon668
    @sondragon668 4 роки тому +41

    Mark: what is golf
    *flashbacks to when mark went insane*
    Mark: oh that's what it is

  • @Lone_Zer0
    @Lone_Zer0 4 роки тому +29

    Mark: I don’t why this game is more satisfying than golf with your friends but it is.
    *Famous last words before hell breaks loose*

  • @sigilabbas8671
    @sigilabbas8671 4 роки тому +59

    Mark: *exists*
    Bob and Wade every 3 seconds: "Ohhh heyy Mark"

  • @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69
    @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69 4 роки тому +110

    Mark is the only person that makes golf interesting

    • @RiZUMU_music
      @RiZUMU_music 4 роки тому

      Lol it's true though

    • @owoifier4521
      @owoifier4521 4 роки тому +5

      Mawk is the onwy pewson that makes gowf intewesting

    • @Flint_Inferno
      @Flint_Inferno 4 роки тому +1

      @Ì Àm Çhřïş PP x201 Report the bot

    • @AndrewMoore498
      @AndrewMoore498 4 роки тому

      Hey! I recently made a few new videos, and I’d really appreciate it if you checked them out and maybe subbed! Thanks!

    • @bladekurayami6238
      @bladekurayami6238 4 роки тому

      Whose mark?

  • @awebtoonreader4979
    @awebtoonreader4979 4 роки тому +624

    Jack: There's probably a bear trap * immediately steps in it *
    Bob: there's a sword-
    Mark: 12:00

  • @justsnake-man5503
    @justsnake-man5503 4 роки тому +40

    Coach bob: another course" "(ready)" oh not too fast, don't go too fast.
    Driver wade: I went fast"
    Assistant mark: he really did go to fast

  • @ODSTMoody
    @ODSTMoody 4 роки тому +134

    "Ah, yes. Let me and my friends play a soothing game of mini-golf."
    A short time later...
    12:10 - Return to Monke

  • @Gmwp004
    @Gmwp004 4 роки тому +261

    “Doesn’t that give a little more.. momenti”
    WE GET IT MARK
    WE DO

  • @exxelsetijadi5348
    @exxelsetijadi5348 4 роки тому +180

    "Unus annus"
    "what is that ?"
    feels bad man

  • @2xjr727
    @2xjr727 4 роки тому +554

    Markiplier plays golf:
    *Everyone liked that*

  • @J.D-l4q
    @J.D-l4q 4 роки тому +15

    Wade's tiny "Cheese pun :)" made me so happy hahaha

  • @haryanagrande9847
    @haryanagrande9847 4 роки тому +41

    From, "I'm a God!" to "Oh My God!", Mark has come a loooong way.

  • @desvexel840
    @desvexel840 4 роки тому +57

    "Being first doesnt matter, in fact, in some circles it's bad"
    Are you referencing to a CIRCLE JERK Mark?!? lol

  • @favesgrave
    @favesgrave 4 роки тому +22

    21:08
    Mark: *starts talking like a pirate*
    Me: *Heist flashbacks*

  • @trichiacronje472
    @trichiacronje472 4 роки тому +10

    I love how Mark just went full on Canadian while trying to be a pirate at 24:22 😂

  • @petalbrown9939
    @petalbrown9939 4 роки тому +8

    I love how this was all supposed to be a simple , relaxing game of golfing around but it escalated into something much more satisfying

  • @karma7735
    @karma7735 4 роки тому +24

    Mark: killing it. Killing it. Killing it.
    *Bob dies*
    Mark: killed it

  • @RayBeamBlazer
    @RayBeamBlazer 4 роки тому +134

    Bob: "This looks like the island from Runescape"
    Me: YES

    • @jordanprichard776
      @jordanprichard776 4 роки тому +5

      I literally stopped what I was doing and went back to make sure I heard it right. I was literally on an uncharted island doing hunter and was like "Oh God Bob knows where I am," lmao

    • @theboardgamebanker
      @theboardgamebanker 4 роки тому

      @@jordanprichard776 uncharted islands are PoP right?

  • @Ecpip
    @Ecpip Рік тому +3

    I just love how deep Mark’s voice is but the laugh?? How do you get your laugher so HIGH!? It’s the funniest thing to me! 😂

  • @YelanValleyOrchid
    @YelanValleyOrchid 4 роки тому +104

    Mark: "Really close to bein helpful is wade's memo"
    Wade: *Literally takes the wrong paths intentionally to alert them*

    • @youshorts5424
      @youshorts5424 2 роки тому +6

      I guess mark said "MO" that stands for modus operandi...
      Correct me if I'm wrong.

    • @cherryberry44
      @cherryberry44 2 роки тому +2

      Definitely M.O. not memo

  • @demoman1282
    @demoman1282 4 роки тому +30

    “Guys i made it through the lasers”
    Everyone seeing he was aiming for the portal: task failed successfully

  • @crystalrosiesplaytime4262
    @crystalrosiesplaytime4262 4 роки тому +157

    Thumbnail: exists
    People: *oh this is gonna be good*

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому

      Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear cry

    • @skumington
      @skumington 4 роки тому +4

      only bot replies congrats 👏🏻👏🏻

    • @crystalrosiesplaytime4262
      @crystalrosiesplaytime4262 4 роки тому

      @@AxxLAfriku Ummmm

  • @johnthomas129
    @johnthomas129 4 роки тому +8

    25:05 Mark is making the Jack Sparrow scream and laugh when overpowering the ball from the tube!

  • @yaelmurillo1863
    @yaelmurillo1863 4 роки тому +152

    Me: My car isn’t that bad. I don’t need to get it checked.
    My car’s engine: 22:12

    • @noahwilliams4973
      @noahwilliams4973 4 роки тому +1

      lmao

    • @graciiii134
      @graciiii134 4 роки тому +7

      IM GASPING FOR AIR

    • @graciiii134
      @graciiii134 4 роки тому +4

      MY CAR SOUNDS LIKE THIS

    • @Lily-180
      @Lily-180 4 роки тому

      I clicken the time thing. And it immediately opened a planned parent hood add and I got so confused

    • @ritawant4686
      @ritawant4686 4 роки тому

      💕💕💕

  • @indecisive-bird
    @indecisive-bird 4 роки тому +32

    Mark: When you do Unus Annus you get some perks from father time
    Wade: What's tHaT
    *sniff*Hey now don't... just don't

  • @NullProgramming
    @NullProgramming 4 роки тому +225

    The thumbnail:
    Everyone: "oh this is gonna be good"

    • @owoifier4521
      @owoifier4521 4 роки тому +2

      The thumbnaiw:
      Evewyone: "oh this is gonna be good"

    • @AndrewMoore498
      @AndrewMoore498 4 роки тому

      Hey! I recently made a few new videos, and I’d really appreciate it if you checked them out and maybe subbed! Thanks!

    • @awebtoonreader4979
      @awebtoonreader4979 4 роки тому

      Yeah lol

    • @Someone-is4lx
      @Someone-is4lx 4 роки тому

      @@owoifier4521 how much do you get paid to do this?

    • @owoifier4521
      @owoifier4521 4 роки тому

      @@Someone-is4lx nothing, I do feel like this is my obligation

  • @chrissimmons9743
    @chrissimmons9743 Рік тому +11

    13:33
    Ok um, interesting conversation Bob...

  • @irakanaya
    @irakanaya 4 роки тому +28

    Ok and after he just left us for about a week having an existential crisis whether Mark is real or not, he just came back to play golf.
    *Cool.*

  • @dbame1004
    @dbame1004 4 роки тому +16

    Bob: "Don't go to fast!"
    Wade: "I went FAST!
    Me: classic Wade.

  • @lottiel5345
    @lottiel5345 4 роки тому +88

    Mark: “pARRRRRRR” and “I got the birde” 21:07
    Me: Captain Magnum is that you?

  • @POWPOW_JIINXED19
    @POWPOW_JIINXED19 3 роки тому +4

    I love the fact that out of pride mark will just keep failing the shortcut until he makes it rather than just go the right knowing full well that it damages his score

  • @anattemptwasmade
    @anattemptwasmade 4 роки тому +29

    Golf on TV: not very interesting
    Golf on UA-cam: hilarious

  • @jhonarwood7438
    @jhonarwood7438 4 роки тому +57

    17:46 If only Bob could have been a cone.

  • @jamiehensley1057
    @jamiehensley1057 4 роки тому +62

    I would like to applaud Lixian's knowledge of Phoenix Wright

  • @Hephaestus-uj2ws
    @Hephaestus-uj2ws 3 роки тому +5

    Mark's apathetic "Don't, stop, please stop, don't let it happen- it's happening" at 12:35 felt so relatable.