THE HELL OF GOLF | Golf Around
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
- Golf Around gets even worse as my friends start cheating in a way that makes me look like I'm doing worse.
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Its heartwarming to see that Bob, Wade and Mark still are great friends after almost 10 years.
Edit: I see some people dont think that Mark and Jack still play together. But they just played Phasmophobia a little ago. They are still friends from what I can tell, Jack just has a really large friend group and expands out alot.
Mark and wade met in high school and Bob and Mark were roommates in college. They've been friends for 13+ years
Wade and Bob fabricated mark in college as a sex bot but he accidentally went viral on youtube so they're sticking with it
@@nathanielsmith6895 seriously??
They're IRL friends so it makes sense.
@@isisdarosa9340 they talk about it all the time
_"Edited By CloakBrand"_
well that's something you don't see everyday.
Apparently Lixian now has tooken over the channel as well
@@IDDMGAM3RZ well yes but no
In the description if you try to subscribe to mark it brings you to lixians channel instead
@@pogdogb394 oh boy
And Bob and Wades channel links have been switched
Have you actually clicked the link? Seán is literally the first face you see...
i feel like wade is the crash test dummy for what's ahead. every so often, he'll speed off and based on whether or not he screams is the complexity of the level.
wade took one for the team
100th like.
You have no idea how much I want to like your comment.
1,700^th like
Okay @@chinhthehugger9284 I just don’t want to be there for at anymore I at all I’m sorry I didn’t get it for I just got home and my church and I justifiable you guys don’t haven’t even know uwhat I don’t pqthink or not
11:20 "mark finally got his first wrinkle" bob's improv is so fucking hilarious
23:24
lol... how does a single witty comment qualify as collective "improv"??
@@rekyu3d541 because there are many more examples of Bob having great improv, they just chose this one to point out
Wade: “I called my *French uncle* and uncle said to me...”
Also Wade: “Why’d I say French uncle?”
STOP CALLING ME CHUNCLE!
You mean *Friend Chunckle*
SHUDDUP AND KEEP SINGING PLZ
i dont know why, but that was the moment that made me laugh so much soup almost went out my nose
Other great wade quotes to start the year of with:
Ruffled my roofles
Suck my roof
I love how mark either wins, or loses significantly
No in between huh
I want them to play UNO Flip and somehow manage to plus five him, but go around the table giving him plus 30. I have done that before to someone, it’s absolutely obliterating
True. That's what's fun about him
He's an over-achiever
Mark 'Over-Achiever' Fischbach
"Hey guys there's a sword over there."
*Mark immediately gets SLICED*
My reaction: "Found it!"
SAMURAI SLICED to be exact!
its like we watched the same video! How rad is that?
@I Am KevinBB is a bot btw
Classic Mark 🤣
I'm still laughing at the fact that Wade keeps going with the puns even though no one acknowledges it.
You could say he is punrecognized
@@JaredGoofball that is horrible. great, but horrible
Other UA-camrs: *Take a break*
Markiplier: *stops existing*
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!!
I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get on my amazing videos. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't comment anything mean on my wonderful videos, dear hasam
@@AxxLAfriku why do you do this shit
@@AxxLAfriku try punching it again maybe it will fix your hand
@@AxxLAfriku well because you said that we can't say anything mean on your videos, how about we say mean things about you on this video
AND GET AWAYAYYYYYYYY
-i'll leave now-
Markiplier: *Makes video*
Everyone: *I'm gonna pretends Markiplier is real now...*
I upload cows that are better then cocomelon and deserve 100 mill subs all I'm gonna say :)
Mawkipwier: *Makes video*
Evewyone: *I'm gonna pwetends Mawkipwier is weaw now...*
@Ì Àm Çhřïş PP x201 You suck
@Ì Àm Çhřïş PP x201 No owofier hates this bullshit
@F**ĆK МЕ - RITA ! In appropiate channel picture GEts ban
Mark's logic in competitions:
1)He wins cause he's a genius
2)He loses cause you cheated
Dude I got told I was a cheater cuz I kept beating this dude in uno and he was super butthurt
@@thelrazzedazze3900 lol
His logic is a 100% Correct dumbass
The good ol' 7-year-old kid reasoning.
American politics in a nutshell
22:08 Kills me when Marks starts mocking the laugh Bob did lmao.
“When you do Unus Annus you get some perks from Father Time.”
“What’s that?”
Why do you hurt us like this?
Memento Mori, my friend.
I am father time what do u need child
Ah yes. Humor based on my pain.
yes
Timestamp
Mark: "When you do Unus Annus..."
Wade: "What is that?"
🙃
What's the time stamp?
@@sophiaaleksandrovich6937 30:58
@@SDPDNM thanks!
poor wade
Momento Mori. Unus Annus.
“This is gonna not be good for brain”
- Markiplier, 2021
I read that right as he Said it 😂
Famous last words
@@mkr5094 same
@@mkr5094 same
That is such a mood omg
Mark: The only man to do a bad pirate impersonation whilst having played a pirate captain for his own show previously
"You almost ruffled my roofies."
-Wade, 2021
@Ì Àm Çhřïş PP 900 bruh
@@dnkestptt "It's a shitposter, send no reply."
@@natethebass-man2869 i know man
makes perfect sense 😁
@Ì Àm Çhřïş PP 900 stfu
Everyone: Focused on the game
Mark: Laughs like he's gonna die
He cant die if he never existed
Big brain move lmao
@@CardsundRoses69420666 Wait. If he didnt say "This is big brain time," who did?
I can't @you for some reason and I can only see my replies I was just laughing the whole video, I didn't give a frick about who said this is Big Brain time, seems like mark is smooth brain
wtf
22:04
Wade: "Mark, did you just try to hit me?"
Mark: "No, I didn't try to hit you."
Wade: "Oh, then why was your shot so bad?"
Bob: *WHEEEEEZE*
Mark: *TRIGGERED*
The heehoo trying to emerge
I laught soo hard on that part
Every single person who gets an asthma attack: (the mark wheeze)
Mark: roasts wade every second of the day
Wade: claps back once
Mark: Guess ill just go cry
I fckin died 🤣🤣🤣
17:20 that fboy laugh gets me everytime
I come back just to hear it, I swear 😆
The "Ken doll DOWN THERE" and then the awkward silence made me die laughing
And then Wade was like dOwN tHeRe?!?!?
I feel like Bob's seemingly genuine interest in America's Next Top Model isn't getting enough attention here.
Eta: Holy poop, almost a thousand likes? Thanks for the sweet validations. Big preesh
Yeah he’s just like “ima tell a story about hairy models” and everyone was like “ok”
Ok
Do you have any idea what eta means?
@@aidankull7235 In this context, "Edited To Add."
@@aidankull7235 estimated time of arrival
"birds love cheese"
"i love cheese"
*mark is a bird*
*_MARK ISNT REAL_*
Seriously Noah, you are stupid, Markiplier is real, and that is the end of the story and that’s over you have to stop for now, Noah Williams
Birds aren't real?
Smooth brain. But so am iiiiiii
@Edwin Arreaga Yep! Someone doesn't get the joke.
Birds aren't real
I love that whenever Mark started saying foolish fool, franziska von karma is just plastered on his face LMAO
This doesn't make sense wtf
@@FuriosasWarRig Yes it does. Franziska von Karma says that a lot in the Ace Attorney games
She does love calling people that
the guys: Clearly playing "Golf Around"
UA-cam: "gArY's MoD"
Oh yeah wut
This game was made in gary's mod engine
@@iwantsexseemyvideo2548 can you f*cking not
@@kingfordvr5863 already reported it
@F***CK МЕ - ОКЕУ ? stfu bot
Mark: "When you do Unus Annus, you get some perks from Father Time"
Everyone: _painful sobbing_
time stamp?? momento mori my friend
30:55
Memento mori
Me who never watched Unnus Annus: I don’t share your pain
@@artsrandomstuff436 *you missed out on the best yt channel in history my friend*
Me: *Sees a Mark, Bob and Wade video*
Me: “I wish I had friends”
Dang
Overrated honestly.
Same
Someday bud...someday
girl me too
I don't know why, but Wade's "Woooow" at 30:48 had me crying lol
Same LOL
More like "WoOoOOoOooww"
“Birds love cheese”
“I love cheese”
Mark is a bird
Edit: I have come to the realization that mark is a government drone
Your logic is undeniable
Birds aren't real they are government drones. Mark is a government drone
@@emulyrose5353 yes, I apologize
"Markiplier Isn't Real"
We’ve figured it out, mark isn’t real-
Because he’s a bird.
Mark: "I just wanna say there's stuff going on down there."
Wade: "Have you seen a doctor about it?"
I guess we gotta add "Father Time" to the deep lore of [REDACTED] lol
Father Time and Lady Death
The joint identity of Unus and Annus
@@RetroRedacted mother nature can be Amy😂 Uncle Freedom can be Jacksepticeye bc wasn’t he the only person to be on Unus Annus who was one of the markiplier boys?
This patch of fans is nice
19:06 "I think your 6 got printed upside down and backwards, dude"
true friendship
Markiplier: mentions Unus Annus
Unus Annus fans absolutely losing it: HE SAID IT
Timestamp: 30:57
Mark; "When you do Unus Annus-"
UA fans, shedding a tear; *That's a name I havent heard in a long time*
Who?
What or who is Unus Annus?
It's too late my friends.... Memento Mori
That's another reason for why he would be an imposter. The real Mark wouldn't talk about Unus Annus. He's past on, unlike this fake.
Bob: "oh uh guys there's a sword over there"
Mark: *proceeds to get cut in half by said sword*
I literally thought about typing that😂
You see, Mark's ball isn't a masochist, it just wanted to see if it could HANDLE the sword... it couldn't
Mark: *talks briefly about Unus Annus *
Wade: “What’s that?”
Fans of UA: *depression sobbing*
Why are people making up this Annus thing? If it was real why doesn't it exist on the internet anymore?
Is this just like a thought control project or something?
@@Buglin_Burger7878 yes it is
@@Buglin_Burger7878 Yeah. I think it’s a retired basketball team in Europe? I honestly don’t know.
Can we just talk about the replys on this comment i-
@@Buglin_Burger7878 Then where did I get this kewl hoodie and profile pic? People have just lost it now that we know Mark's not real.
Wade's moan at 12:48 sends me into tears every damn time! 😂😂😂😂
Even better at 0.25x speed
finally i see a comment on it lmao!!
Wade: Why was your shot so bad?
Bob: (laughter)
Mark: (wheezing in rage)
Timestamp?
@@sinnamonski685 it was at 22:09
Other sports: exist
People: okay.
Golf: exists
People: (collective agreement of a strong hatred)
@I Am KevinBB u already are
@Matthew Gardocki true
@Matthew Gardocki i liked bowling tho
Othew spowts: exist
Peopwe: okay.
Gowf:exists
Peopwe: (cowwective agweement of a stwong hatwed)
I actually went to a golf program to learn to play golf.
"I'm not 100% sure about this..."
- Bob talking about 2021
Timestamp for y'all 5:25
bob said that-
@@shay-sd1kb dammit ur right
"foolish fool"
*ace attorney music*
me: objection
I like that i finally got the reference
@@TechnoHackerVid LMAO came to the comments so i could say this too. ty RT Game.
“We’ve all been in Holes but never like that hole”
"When you do Unus Annus, you get some perks from father time"
Cries
Everybody gets a buff: time resistance
30:57
Bob: You would be called "smooth model"
Me: Did you just call Mark a twink
Mark is a himbo
@@iregreteverything939 yes
he’s a twunk
himbo is the correct term
here comes the fanart of femboy markiplier.. i'm strangely curious tbh
31:05
Mark: You can't make that jump.
Also Mark: Proceeds to make 3 more attempts at the jump.
Markiplier plays golf:
*Everyone liked that*
YES
Yes
I did in fact like that
He can’t play golf if he doesn’t exist....
Cr
“There’s stuff going down down there”
“Have you seen a doctor about it?” Killed me
Mark: *Speaks anything about Unus Annus*
Me: “He did it. He said the thing” *Cries*
I literally got goosebumps when he said it.
@@dansi.05 Something about this makes it sound like Unus Annus was a person.
is it me, or is does it feel like unus annus is supposed to be something we never talk about again for some reason. I have to keep reminding myself that we are supposed to talk about it in memory
34:30 Wade: I'm like the Little Fuckin Idiot That couldn't
I thought that vortex will bring the balls into another universe. It's just a bouncer.
Hey fellow frequent commenter
You mean the blue things? They're portals not bouncers
@@Morrov no. It bounces the golf ball through both time and space
I was wondering where your comment was.
I’m surprised to see you here... you’re mostly on clips
Markiplier: this never not going to be good for brain
My brain: static
@F***CK МЕ - ОКЕУ ? ask ur brother, move to alabama first
“Doesn’t that give a little more.. momenti”
WE GET IT MARK
WE DO
WE REALLY DO
@@noodlejuice3991 Unus Annus reference
He said momentum there
@@noodlejuice3991 he said momenti at one point. After he said momentum. Its just a little joke and he even mentioned unus annus in THIS vid
RIP Unus Annus🖤🤍
30:44 "OH MY FAWKIN SEAT BELT WASN'T ON". Wade 2021😂😂
Bob: "There's a sw-..."
Mark: *putts the ball*
Bob: "-ord over there..."
*CUTS*
Mark: "NOOOOOOOO!!!"
“Mark, this is called CARP E DIEM”
“I didn’t mean to seem so coy there”
So many great one liners
The carpe diem would've been funnier if it didn't mean seize the day.
So Wade was essentially encouraging Mark instead of teasing him with his puns lol
its koi
@@stellamae8448 it's a pun for the homonyms coy and koi
Random fact: Cookie Monster's real name is Sid.
Why would you say something so controversial but so brave
oh wow, that's a cool fact
The FBI didn’t like that.
Neat
Thank you SciFacts very interesting
"Ah, yes. Let me and my friends play a soothing game of mini-golf."
A short time later...
12:10 - Return to Monke
"Fool. Foolish Fool."
The Franziska von Karma face, very nice.
Ikr, I loved that
an unexpected but welcome Ace Attorney reference
I audibly gasped
Me seeing her face: :D
"Unus annus"
"what is that ?"
feels bad man
*UA Fans disliked that*
am I deaf?? timestamp?
@@trinitybleh4963 30:57
The thumbnail:
Everyone: "oh this is gonna be good"
The thumbnaiw:
Evewyone: "oh this is gonna be good"
Hey! I recently made a few new videos, and I’d really appreciate it if you checked them out and maybe subbed! Thanks!
Yeah lol
@@owoifier4521 how much do you get paid to do this?
@@Someone-is4lx nothing, I do feel like this is my obligation
Im pretty sure that I have greatly contributted to atleast 1 million views💀 ive watched this video everyday for like a month😭
Same
Me: *not paying attention, only listening*
"Foolish fool." *Whip noise*
Me: *ah... Franziska*
Marik ishtar YGOTAS
Foolish fool of a foolish fool's fool.
What
Clearly the editors are fellow PW fans, lol
When frustrated or surprised Mark sounds like he's just had a stroke and is attempting to hide it
I’ve never noticed this before… oh my god, you’re right!!
This video is edited by Cloakbrand. Literally Cloakbrand. Not Mark. Not Lixian. Not Nerdfiction. Cloakbrand.
I noticed that too and was so confused 🤣
Trust me, that is not incidental
This is either: a mistake, a hint to something on the merch site, or a continuation of the "Markiplier isn't real" bit.
The description also tells us to sub to Lixian instead of Markiplier, but I can *clearly* tell Lixian did not edit this video.
Also he linked Garrys Mod as the game rather then the golf game.
There are no pictures of Mark on the Cloakbrand site either. I'm pretty sure there was a picture of him modeling clothes. I could be wrong, though.
Mark: *Gets an Eagle with sick strats*
Also Mark: “I used to be good”
Wade: "Did you just try to bump me?"
Mark: "What? No."
Wade: "Oh. Then why was your shot so bad?"
Bob: "Exhale."
Mark: "Aggressive exhale!"
Me: My car isn’t that bad. I don’t need to get it checked.
My car’s engine: 22:12
lmao
IM GASPING FOR AIR
MY CAR SOUNDS LIKE THIS
I clicken the time thing. And it immediately opened a planned parent hood add and I got so confused
💕💕💕
6:46
Mark's start noise: SHYOOOO!!
Bob's start noise: YEET!!
Wade's start noise: WUAATABOOOO!!
phonetic subtitles on point
7:28 we've all been in some holes but never like that hole - wade 2021
Mark: You can’t make that jump
Also mark: Attempts it again and again
Mark's description: "Edited by *cloakbrand link*"
Me: *confusion*
What if cloack brand made mark then years later "launched" from the famous definitely real " markiplier " to sell good
It also says subscribe to Lixian, which I love
Thumbnail: exists
People: *oh this is gonna be good*
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear cry
only bot replies congrats 👏🏻👏🏻
@@AxxLAfriku Ummmm
22:11 had me laughing so hard, I basically copied Mark
Mark is the only person that makes golf interesting
Lol it's true though
Mawk is the onwy pewson that makes gowf intewesting
@Ì Àm Çhřïş PP x201 Report the bot
Hey! I recently made a few new videos, and I’d really appreciate it if you checked them out and maybe subbed! Thanks!
Whose mark?
Jack: There's probably a bear trap * immediately steps in it *
Bob: there's a sword-
Mark: 12:00
That’s a nice profile- memento mori my friend
Right on the tip
I c a n f e e l I t s m o o t h I n g
Mark: "Oh no"
Bob: "Oh wow"
Mark: "OH YEAH!"
Dead.
I think you meant to put "Wade" on that last one, friend.
@@themarauder6739 Wade doesn't exist
@@ninjared2164
Understandable, have a wonderful day.
@@themarauder6739 22:31
@@Toast_Sandwich I appear to have forgotten I left this comment behind, and, with the provided evidence of my wrong-spoken correction, I thank you for pointing out my mistake I never knew I made.
“i called my French uncle and he said to me oui oui” wade
later
bob “i called my friend chungle and he said to me STOP CALLING ME CHUNGLE that’s not my name!”
6:09
watched that 20 times before watching the rest of the vid🤣
On this episode of Bobby and The Brain:
"I sure hope you got a loicense for world domination. No? Then in tHE NAME OF THE QUEEN-"
Coach bob: another course" "(ready)" oh not too fast, don't go too fast.
Driver wade: I went fast"
Assistant mark: he really did go to fast
"Being first doesnt matter, in fact, in some circles it's bad"
Are you referencing to a CIRCLE JERK Mark?!? lol
Wade: I did it in style
Mark: No you didn't, watch this style
Also Mark: *ends up literally 50 miles from where they were a moment ago*
Wade: *follows Mark*
Mark as Franziska: "Foolish fool"
Pretty sure Lixian edited the video, meaning he made this reference. You did a great job, man.
This was edited by cloak brand.
Cloak is an ace attorney fan.
Timestamp
@@ledgendweaver 27:57
@@M1SSC0RPSE thanks!
Ok and after he just left us for about a week having an existential crisis whether Mark is real or not, he just came back to play golf.
*Cool.*
Mark: When you do Unus Annus you get some perks from father time
Wade: What's tHaT
*sniff*Hey now don't... just don't
Poor clover
32:02 ah ah ah ah stayin alive stayin alive
Who has the noti’s on just to dislike?
People really woke up and chose _hate_
Damn you got 3 bots here
Title: so how many capital letters do u want Mark
Mark: *y e s*
Yes.
No
@@Ownxer Yes
@F**ĆK МЕ - RITA ! Report bot
Hey! I recently made a few new videos, and I’d really appreciate it if you checked them out and maybe subbed! Thanks!
I love the Ace Attorney reference at 27:57. He's so cultured.
Only a foolishly foolish fool would be foolish enough to not get that reference
OBJECTION!
I'd only understand that due to Random Encounters' " Phoenix Wright: The Musical SUPERCUT ("The Turnabout Encounter") ".
It's subjectively one of if not actually their best musical with some contenders being the full version of their non-SL FNAF musical (which features Mark, NateWantsToBattle/NWTB/Give Heart Records and Matthew Robert Patrick), their LN2-musical and the "Three Fates of Undertale"-musical (to be honest I forget what the actual name of the last one was but that was one of the reccuring lines in the musical).
gotta appreciate those cultured edits
Mark: unus annus
Wade: what is that
Everybody: 😤
Mark: what is golf
*flashbacks to when mark went insane*
Mark: oh that's what it is
“Don’t go too fast!!” *Markiplier goes really fast* 😂 😂
Edit: This comment has more likes than I have subscribers 😭❤️ Thank you!!
I am sped
"Don't go too fast!!" *Mawkipwier goes weawwy fast
@@owoifier4521 literally 😂
Woah that sounds wrong if you dont watch the video first lol
@@RiZUMUmusic didn’t even realise :// 😂 but that’s very true
Mark: “pARRRRRRR” and “I got the birde” 21:07
Me: Captain Magnum is that you?
19:31 when Mark was saying 'parrrrr', why did it sound like he was saying 'power' in an Irish accent 😂
Statistics show that 9 out of 10 people addicted to brake fluid can't stop... 22:11
Im sorry what
@@theoriginalzem5 what?
Markiplier: uploads
Everyone: *GOES STRAIGHT TO THE COMMENT SECTION*
Yes and comment on as much comments as you can
No
Really dude
mostly for likes
Is there always going to be a section of the video/streams in "Golf Around" where Bob and Wade laughs at Mark's suffering? Cause if there is, I'm in.
Looks like you are right, at least on Golf with your friends they were laughting at Mark rage when the power bar incident happened.
13:33
Ok um, interesting conversation Bob...
Mark: I don’t why this game is more satisfying than golf with your friends but it is.
*Famous last words before hell breaks loose*
No one:
Literally nobody:
Not a soul:
Markiplier von Karma: Fool. Foolish fool.
hold it!
@@nakozu5281 Objection!
take that!
Has anyone looked at the description and it says, “Edited by: *cloakbrand*”.
Something is fishy...
Also the subscribe today is a link to Lixians channel
Mark: *exists*
Bob and Wade every 3 seconds: "Ohhh heyy Mark"
DoNT toUcH mE