Mass Effect 3 Citadel DLC: Clone comments on Shepard's companions (all 8 companions)

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  • @godofimagination
    @godofimagination 11 років тому +1492

    If Garrus was the main character and had a clone:
    "Like you, commander Shepard. How do you expect to save the whole galaxy when you can't even keep your fish alive?"

    • @galilea723
      @galilea723 3 роки тому +77

      Miranda makes a subtle joke about this.

    • @Qureas
      @Qureas 3 роки тому +103

      @@galilea723 Those fishes deserve a spot on the wall of the dead. I never remember to feed them, but keep buying new ones!

    • @julietsmith5925
      @julietsmith5925 3 роки тому +8

      This is why I opted not to buy fish.

    • @danielcooper3332
      @danielcooper3332 3 роки тому +45

      I'm so glad the third game allows you to buy an VI that feeds them for you.

    • @bearbones7913
      @bearbones7913 3 роки тому +17

      That's always why I get good ol Henry hamster. They hunt for their own food, many a crew man had disappeared upon my ship now.

  • @Mister_Kourkoutas
    @Mister_Kourkoutas 10 років тому +1371

    Of course Wrex is just too awesome to insult.

    • @Firestar4041
      @Firestar4041 6 років тому +195

      "Like you Krogan, you . . . you . . . huh."
      "Just too much Krogan for you to handle."
      "Yeah, too much Kro- wait- shit!"

    • @Camelotsmoon
      @Camelotsmoon 4 роки тому +17

      That's what I was gonna say, what about wrex lol. I always have wrex and Liara on this mission, so I always heard Liaras.

    • @QueenofSilence101
      @QueenofSilence101 4 роки тому +44

      @@Camelotsmoon
      I assume the writers didn't give Wrex an insult because there's no guarantee that he'll be alive for this DLC.
      Shepard could have killed him back in ME1, or betrayed him and killed him in ME3.
      Still disappointing that Wrex doesn't have any dialogue for this scene, though.

    • @harrisonnguyen5432
      @harrisonnguyen5432 4 роки тому +93

      @@QueenofSilence101 Actually, Wrex does have an insult. "Like you Urdnot Wrex. You're the poster child for why they invented the genophage."

    • @tyrayentali7041
      @tyrayentali7041 4 роки тому +16

      @@QueenofSilence101 But Garrus and Tali could be dead, too. Although I guess the devs don't expect you to let that happen and not reload.

  • @bantakkor8039
    @bantakkor8039 3 роки тому +163

    Clone: "I'm the lone wolf you were always meant to be."
    Full Renegade Shepard: "Oh please tell me more."

    • @jinx17
      @jinx17 Рік тому +8

      It would have been interesting if the clone was your opposite depending if you're paragon or renegade, a more renegade shep gets a more holier than thou clone and vice versa

    • @chavzone
      @chavzone 2 місяці тому

      @@jinx17 A paragon clone just wouldn't fit though, considering all their actions are extremely renegade
      Like put it this way, if the clone was paragon, they'd just team up with Shepard instead

  • @YouKnowIttYT
    @YouKnowIttYT 10 років тому +320

    Jimmy Vega, sounds like a pole-dancer from Omega..

    • @dodoshade9363
      @dodoshade9363 5 років тому +17

      haha didn't garrus call him that?

    • @PaiSAMSEN
      @PaiSAMSEN 4 роки тому +3

      I don't need such image in my head.

  • @Anukii
    @Anukii 10 років тому +765

    Damn, her comment to Tali, Ashley, and Kaiden was EXTRA cold!

    • @jjjfuentes3
      @jjjfuentes3 8 років тому +57

      +Anukii Lmao the Tali one and Liara one are hilarious!

    • @vero-kd8vg
      @vero-kd8vg 7 років тому +18

      Anukii Don't forget EDI's and Javik's.

    • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
      @GenericUsername-qp1ww 6 років тому +21

      +Jeff Fuentes
      Liara's doesnt really make sense, the last thing I'd imagine Liara being in college is a cheerleader

    • @kilroy6429
      @kilroy6429 5 років тому +26

      Let’s just say we tested wether Shepard’s dna would get Tali sick... it does... kinda... but it was “totally worth it”

    • @kilroy6429
      @kilroy6429 5 років тому +2

      Lvl58DeathKnight yeah, they have visual emotion, and portray it in their voice.

  • @progmanomega
    @progmanomega 11 років тому +447

    Clone: "Like you, 'Jimmy'. You're just a farmer who lost his pitchfork."
    Shepard: "You do realize I was a farmer, right? Back on Mindoir? We never used pitchforks."
    Clone: "Shut up!"

  • @Homerboy44
    @Homerboy44 6 років тому +571

    If the devs allowed ME2's characters in here, Legion would've roasted that clone!
    "This copy of Shepard Commander is insufficient, and literally pales versus a Shepard VI in a refugee camp."

    • @Firestar4041
      @Firestar4041 6 років тому +108

      Clone: "Im you perfected!
      Legion: "Then why does this one lack the memories of the real Shepard?"

    • @annoyingPoe15
      @annoyingPoe15 3 роки тому +10

      @@Firestar4041 or can actually shoot it's target with aid of a team of 3 not 50 or 60 the clone is all bark no bite compared to the real shep

    • @maxpotapenko4632
      @maxpotapenko4632 2 роки тому +26

      Clone: and you, 'Legion', you are nothing but a tin can
      Legion: *blacks out for a second*
      Legion: *comes back*
      Legion: Shepard-Clone, we have searched all the geth data bases, but we didn't find a single fuck to give

    • @DashingSteel
      @DashingSteel Рік тому +3

      "Insults ineffective. Opponent's opinion irrelevant."

    • @pyr1412
      @pyr1412 10 місяців тому +1

      If legion were here this would have ended in seconds lmao. Legion would have just sniped clone shep instantly 😂

  • @MisterRandom2
    @MisterRandom2 11 років тому +129

    Clone: Like you, Turian Councilor. All you ever do is make air quotes and dismiss everything.
    Turian Councilor: *makes air quotes* Ah yes, "Turian councilors who make air quotes and dismiss everything." We have dismissed that claim.

    • @DucksUwU
      @DucksUwU Рік тому +6

      It's been 10 years but this comment made me crack up so thank you

  • @humannomore7759
    @humannomore7759 2 роки тому +112

    "I'm the lone wolf you were always meant to be"
    TO be fair, as Wrex said it best about having a squad of friends:
    "That's why I love hanging with you guys! Why shoot something once when you can shoot it 47 times"
    The power of friendship...and more guns

  • @Middlefingestudios1
    @Middlefingestudios1 10 років тому +129

    I am fine with that thing trash talking me, but he trashes talks my crew, aw hell no, no one says shit like that to my tali

    • @ekhidna4
      @ekhidna4 7 років тому +4

      Not to mention what the clone almost did to the space hamster! Hell. No.

    • @kilroy6429
      @kilroy6429 5 років тому

      I mean, the whole Tali thing, he can try the second one. Tali has made it through something that was totally worth it, but a bullet... no way he is gonna get near Tali.

    • @kilroy6429
      @kilroy6429 5 років тому

      EkhidnaSkiz he messed with my hamster, now it’s personal.

  • @PaiSAMSEN
    @PaiSAMSEN 6 років тому +194

    Clone : "Like you, Urdnot Wrex. You're...."
    Wrex : "Shepard"
    Clone : "What?"
    Shepard : "Wrex"
    Wrex : "Shepard"
    Shepard : "Wrex"
    Wrex : "Shepard"
    Shepard : "Wrex"
    Wrex : "Shepard"
    Shepard : "Wrex"
    Wrex : "Shepard"
    Shepard : "Wrex"
    Wrex : "Shepard"
    Shepard : "Wrex"
    Wrex : "Shepard"
    Shepard : "Wrex"
    Wrex : "Shepard"
    Shepard : "Wrex"
    Wrex : "Shepard"
    Shepard : "Wrex"
    Wrex : "Shepard"
    Shepard : "Wrex"
    Wrex : "Shepard"
    Shepard : "Wrex"
    Wrex : "Shepard"
    Shepard : "Wrex"
    Wrex : "Shepard"
    Shepard : "Wrex"
    Wrex : "Shepard"
    Shepard : "Wrex"
    Wrex : "Shepard"
    Shepard : "Wrex"
    Wrex : "Shepard"
    Shepard : "Wrex"
    Wrex : "Shepard"
    Shepard : "Wrex"
    Wrex : "Shepard"
    Shepard : "Wrex"
    Wrex : "Shepard"
    Shepard : "Wrex"
    Wrex : "Shepard"
    Shepard : "Wrex"
    Wrex : "Shepard"
    Shepard : "Wrex"
    Wrex : "Shepard"
    Shepard : "Wrex"
    Wrex : "Shepard"
    Shepard : "Wrex"
    Wrex : "Shepard"
    Shepard : "Wrex"
    Wrex : "Shepard"
    Shepard : "Wrex"
    Wrex : "Shepard"
    Shepard : "Wrex"
    Clone : "ARRRGH" (shot herself in the head)
    Shepard : "...."
    Wrex : "Never though that will work"

    • @Firestar4041
      @Firestar4041 6 років тому +40

      * Clone: AAAGGGHHH!! **shoots self*
      Shepard: . . . Wrex.
      Wrex: Shepard.
      Shepard: Good talk.

    • @muskatDR
      @muskatDR 5 років тому +20

      "I better go"

    • @Rockcroc2000Rm1wE3erWmNfkL
      @Rockcroc2000Rm1wE3erWmNfkL 5 років тому +27

      Clone: "I should go" *commits suicide*

    • @DarkLordMorningstar
      @DarkLordMorningstar 2 роки тому +8

      As a dyslexic person; this was painful to read. Well worth it.

  • @InvalidEntertainment
    @InvalidEntertainment 11 років тому +90

    as much as I like the armor she's wearing (realshep, seriously its my favorite armor model in the game) its kinda hard for me to believe she'd be wearing it considering she spends half the game convincing people she doesnt still work for cerberus....I just wish they wouldve scratched out the cerberus decals or something.

  • @Assassin-hn2nf
    @Assassin-hn2nf 10 років тому +400

    Dude i don't care if the clone insults me but when it insults my crew......THAT THING IS GOING DOWN!

    • @Kunnaki
      @Kunnaki 10 років тому +42

      Damn straight.

    • @YouKnowIttYT
      @YouKnowIttYT 10 років тому +68

      Insulting the crew is one thing. But when the clone wanted to toss my space hamster out of the airlock, it crossed a line...

    • @BloodlustLizzy
      @BloodlustLizzy 4 роки тому +2

      Ok who wants to burn the witch at the 🔥

    • @Camelotsmoon
      @Camelotsmoon 4 роки тому +2

      "I never thought I'd say it, but I'm gonna enjoy killing myself."
      ua-cam.com/video/sFuz9713cno/v-deo.htmlm16s

  • @vunix1234567890
    @vunix1234567890 11 років тому +111

    "Like you, Airlock, you never have things thrown out of you."

  • @vunix1234567890
    @vunix1234567890 11 років тому +176

    "Like you, Marauder Shields, you can't even save players from an ending..."

    • @roboticgentlemen1970
      @roboticgentlemen1970 Рік тому +4

      @SuperSaiyan3985 9 for me. Just made my wife play through Just so she can understand the memes

  • @kuledrumergie87
    @kuledrumergie87 11 років тому +82

    "Like you, Brooks. You're just a wannabe double agent for me. Wait. Shit."

  • @DeathofInk
    @DeathofInk 7 років тому +173

    Damn shame your romance options don't get exclusive dialog should you be together at this point.
    I also wish Legion and Mordin were still alive and rejoined the crew only so they could be a part of this DLC.

    • @darthportus
      @darthportus 6 років тому +42

      "Like you Mordin Solus, How many Krogan never born because of you modifying Genophage ?"
      "Like you Legion, after i am done here i will use your head as lamp"

    • @Luchux177
      @Luchux177 6 років тому +35

      Marphey more like "Like you Legion. Another killer machine that thinks that its diferent from the others"

    • @9manny99
      @9manny99 5 років тому +1

      Hehehe. Wrex died on Vimire and Modrin lived to laugh at Wreav.

  • @luckdragon88
    @luckdragon88 11 років тому +122

    I actually felt really bad for her. I remember the start of ME2 where Shep wakes to find 2 years of her life gone and everything different. So imagine waking to find that you aren't who you believe yourself to be. That you are a clone with no purpose other than 'spare parts', no memories of life and friends. Alone and with no place in the universe. This is Shepard when everything is taken from her. Was quite sad really.

    • @FalconWindblader
      @FalconWindblader 2 роки тому +17

      There ain't 'you aren't who you believe yourself to be' in this case. Clone Shep has zero memories of the original Shepard. Not just the events from all 3 games, but also their memories leading to the games, as well as the ones they grew up with. Clone Shep literally was a baby who knew NOTHING when she got up. Literally everything they knew were taught to them AFTER she was awakened as an individual, & Brooks had been feeding the poor baby poison right from day one. The clone would have turned out VERY different if brought up right.

    • @williamkerfoot8039
      @williamkerfoot8039 Рік тому +7

      Yeah, the clone should've been portrayed more sympathetically. I mean, there are clues throughout that would make you think the creators were torn between that and making it as a comedic foil. They also should've used this last hurrah for the ME trilogy to highlight Shepard's/your significance and importance to those of your team. It's part of why I believe the main mission of Citadel to be incredibly overrated!

    • @annabanana7659
      @annabanana7659 Рік тому

      Reminds me a bit of 'My Sister's Keeper' to be honest.

    • @chardaskie
      @chardaskie Рік тому

      I wanted to kill the clone until Brooks left them to die and it hit me hard that this poor thing has had it incredibly rough and doesn't deserve punishment then they fucking kill themselves

  • @AmariFukui
    @AmariFukui 11 років тому +174

    I would have loved to bring EDI and Legion on missions together, they would have made some interesting dialogue.

    • @Firestar4041
      @Firestar4041 6 років тому +36

      Edi and Legion: **robot jokes and conversation**
      Shep: "Why do i feel like you two are plotting something?"

    • @kilroy6429
      @kilroy6429 5 років тому +26

      Edi: Shepard, I have noticed that mr Moreau seems to have affection for me. You have first hand sexual experience, do you think you could-
      Shepard: one second, were you watching me and Tali?

  • @1ShepardCZ
    @1ShepardCZ 7 років тому +195

    And... from another game...
    Clone: "Like you, Preston Garvey. You're nothing more than old cowboy, helping futile settlements in irradiated areas."
    Preston Garvey: "That's not the Minutemen way, babe!"

    • @TiberianFiend
      @TiberianFiend 4 роки тому +5

      Shepard? You're alive!

    • @padraigmcgovern5919
      @padraigmcgovern5919 4 роки тому +11

      It would have been funnier if Preston just said "Another settlement needs your help" 🤣

    • @Brandonious15987
      @Brandonious15987 3 роки тому +5

      "That reminds me. A settlement needs your help. I'll mark it on your map."

    • @The_M4ze
      @The_M4ze 2 роки тому +1

      @@Brandonious15987 And then the Omni tool pings

    • @irishspartanstudios
      @irishspartanstudios Рік тому +1

      "Like you, Cait. A slut with nothing to lose."
      "Like you, Paladin Danse. Just another lapdog running after it's master."
      "Like you, Hancock. A junky cosplaying a leader."
      "Like you, Nick Valentine. A machine with a fake life and tossed in the bin."
      "Like you, Strong. Another mutant with no place in society."
      "Like you, Codsworth. Nothing more than a dumb robotic slave."
      "Like you, Dogmeat. Someone finally decided to chain that free spirit."

  • @tenjenk
    @tenjenk 11 років тому +49

    i loved the line "the last guy to trash talk me was several kilometers taller than you" from earlier in the DLC XD

  • @Zakjuh
    @Zakjuh 10 років тому +117

    To answer your question, fake-Shepard:
    Only about a fifty protheans. It was not that bad; I have had to crawl over more of them at 'El Desak's Nacho Shack'. I do not mind the sympathy, however.

    • @MrTorchwoodify
      @MrTorchwoodify 10 років тому +15

      Had to crawl over them alright. All the way to the airlock.

  • @jonathanhirst8934
    @jonathanhirst8934 10 років тому +97

    Are there any videos with the clone's ranting during the boss fight? I liked that part.
    "I'm Shepard! Do you hear me, bitch?! *I'M SHEPARD!*"

  • @InfernalSatan
    @InfernalSatan 11 років тому +25

    Clone: LIke you, the Illusive Man. All you do is smoking your cigarette that never burn out

  • @LyGon-pw5mt
    @LyGon-pw5mt 7 років тому +38

    The comment towards Javik was cruel man. I mean seriously.

  • @SrgRawlsTheLast
    @SrgRawlsTheLast 11 років тому +55

    Clone: Like you Gordon Freeman, your'e too afraid to say anything.
    Gordon Freeman: ...

    • @annoyingPoe15
      @annoyingPoe15 3 роки тому +1

      Morgan freeman appears hello I'm god nice to meet you good bye failed clone

    • @1ShepardCZ
      @1ShepardCZ Рік тому +1

      HEV suit: ,,Extreme heat damage DETECTED.''

    • @thesamejackalsniperthatkil117
      @thesamejackalsniperthatkil117 Рік тому

      Clone: and you, corporal shepherd. Not even the g man wants to bring you out of stasis for a sequel

  • @Kunnaki
    @Kunnaki 10 років тому +51

    Other Companions:
    Miranda- "Like you, Miss Lawson. You're nothing more than a teenager trying to rebel against her daddy."
    Jacob- "Like you, Jacob Taylor. You're nothing more than a clone trying to fight against the very thing you know you are: your father."
    Mordin- "Like you, Professor Solus. You're just a mad scientist trying to rectify his past mistakes."
    Jack: "Like you, Subject Zero. You're just a psychotic bitch who loves to spread pain and misery to everything she meets."
    Kasumi: "Like you, Ms. Goto. After seeing how you let your boyfriend get killed, maybe you're not the 'master thief' you think you are."
    Zaeed: "Like you, Zaeed Massani. I find it hard to believe that a rookie mercenary like you could have created the Blue Suns."
    Grunt: "Like you, 'Grunt'. You're nothing more than the sad results of a madman who tried to create something he knew couldn't."
    Samara: "Like you, Justicar. You're just a glorfied vigilante with demons for children."
    Thane: "Like you, Krios. You're just an assassin trying to save his already doomed soul."
    Legion: "Like you, Geth. I'm surprised you managed to make it on the Citadel after your kind nearly destroyed it the last time you were here."

    • @NoirRaven
      @NoirRaven 10 років тому +2

      All made up but very well done. Except Grunts... The wording's a little... off.

    • @Kunnaki
      @Kunnaki 10 років тому

      Really? How so?

    • @NoirRaven
      @NoirRaven 10 років тому +1

      Yami Long "create something he knew couldn't."
      "He knew couldn't--" What? What couldn't Grunt do? Or did you mean to say, "knew he couldn't?" Because even that way it sounds cut off.

    • @Kunnaki
      @Kunnaki 10 років тому +6

      I was actually referring to Dr. Okeer. When I said 'madman' and 'he', that was referring to Okeer trying to create the 'perfect' Krogan.

    • @NoirRaven
      @NoirRaven 10 років тому +1

      Yami Long It still sounds cut off the way you worded it tho...

  • @MassEffectDeception
    @MassEffectDeception 10 років тому +66

    That was the cheesiest trash talk ever and I loved it.

    • @Aurora-313
      @Aurora-313 2 роки тому +2

      I know this is old - but to be completely fair to the clone, its literally a toddler in an adult's body.

  • @geraldhuff7413
    @geraldhuff7413 3 роки тому +9

    I love how the clone didn’t even try to insult wrex. Like nope i know when to keep my mouth shut!

  • @master_ace
    @master_ace 2 роки тому +6

    "I am the lone wolf" she said...
    ...surrounded by a platoon of her own soldiers...

  • @edc2380
    @edc2380 10 років тому +135

    The Tali one made me laugh lol

    • @kilroy6429
      @kilroy6429 5 років тому +21

      Shepard has already done... less hygienic things with Tali. The clone is in for a rude awakening when he tries coughing on her.

    • @matteblack5805
      @matteblack5805 4 роки тому +9

      So, a year later when covid is a thing....
      Its more real than you know lol

    • @kamalalsb7292
      @kamalalsb7292 3 роки тому

      @@matteblack5805 Anti Maskers are terrified that if we accept masks, we'll all end up wearing Quarian Enviro-Suits

    • @Agherosh
      @Agherosh 3 роки тому +2

      @@kamalalsb7292 They are nice suits though, way better than our masks.

    • @kamalalsb7292
      @kamalalsb7292 3 роки тому +6

      @@Agherosh True, I only wish I had hips like Tali's. Because DAMN.

  • @Lennyohh
    @Lennyohh 10 років тому +62

    Listen up… You can pour drinks on me, you can throw food at me… You can even spit on me. I’ll just laugh that stuff off. But… Good reason or not… Nobody insults a friend of mine.

    • @karlyr259
      @karlyr259 10 років тому +4

      Shanks is a good man.

  • @loganarias6441
    @loganarias6441 10 років тому +9

    When I played this dlc I had so many fun times and good laughs with all the characters, highly recommend getting this if you haven't already. For those who have played and don't know this; When you get the space hamster in ME2 and find it in the area where Jack used to reside in ME3 your clone throws it in the garbage bin. I thought to myself, " You can try to kill me; you can try to kill my friends; you can ruin my dinner with Joker; you can steal my identity; you can ruin my reputation; you can force me to fall through a fish tank; you can make me destroy my companions favorite sushi place; you can take my crew and my ship; you can even use my room however you want; but if you harm so much as a hair on my hamster Mr. Cuddly Kins, I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • @aaron75fy
    @aaron75fy 11 років тому +14

    Me:"okay, but could you get the Turian councilor on the holo and hang up on him again?"

  • @MoxieNeon
    @MoxieNeon 11 років тому +30

    I got really angry when cloneshep dissed Garrus - I was like "Oh it's on now! >: / Make fun of me, sure... But No One bad mouths Garrus Vakarian in my presence and lives to tell about it. No one... "
    *spams trigger buttons hoping for a renegade interrupt to shoot her in the head*

  • @ostaruempire
    @ostaruempire 3 роки тому +15

    [Clone threatens Tali]
    Hold. My. Beer...
    [Cracks knuckles]

    • @HanithSVK
      @HanithSVK 3 роки тому +2

      At that moment I wished that I could throw clone out of the Airlock 🤣

  • @dep7229
    @dep7229 6 років тому +18

    Holy shit she's on the same level as Gordon Ramsay here!!!!

    • @ndbd9drn
      @ndbd9drn 6 років тому +2

      Could use more screaming and swearing and raw food xD

    • @MasiMojoda
      @MasiMojoda 4 роки тому

      @@ndbd9drn And something about sauces

  • @aaron75fy
    @aaron75fy 11 років тому +5

    better one
    Clone:"Like you Turian Councilor, all you do is piss off Shepard then get cut off by him"
    Turian Councilor:"you'd do well to remember we can revoke your-"
    Shepard:"sorry about that, I think he likes to hear himself talk too much"

  • @Oriandu
    @Oriandu 11 років тому +19

    Love how she doesn't actually have an insult for Tali. :P

    • @kilroy6429
      @kilroy6429 5 років тому +6

      Clearly doesn’t know that shep and a Tali did more than cough if you know what I mean...😏😏😏
      We “ate some cheese” to escape an awkward conversation

  • @MakarasTube
    @MakarasTube 11 років тому +1

    My male Shepard would have punched the clones face after insulting Tali, his girlfriend

    • @kilroy6429
      @kilroy6429 5 років тому

      The coughing won’t work. Not after everything that was totally worth it. But yeah, I’d have taken that renegade prompt, even as a paragon character, but not before I explain to him the concept of “Tali has spent a lot of time near our dna without that mask...”

  • @PtolemiosFrost
    @PtolemiosFrost 11 років тому +7

    Ach, well I didn't really like EDI in the beginning, she grew on me though. In ME2, I almost always had Legion after getting him. Thane, Garrus and Legion were my guys in that game. ME3.. I feel like someone ripped out a significant portion of my gamer heart for this game. They split the team up man... I still had Garrus(who was also my LI, so was Thane in a different save) but its just not the same you know. They killed the best characters and left us with those cookie cutter humans. :/

  • @ButterBear00
    @ButterBear00 9 років тому +16

    roasting session

  • @mezuki64
    @mezuki64 10 років тому +4

    I just don't understand why did the Illusive Man got rid of her she's better than Kyle Lang

  • @wjkhdproductions
    @wjkhdproductions 11 років тому +1

    I found it actually! "Like you Urdnot Wrex. You're the poster child for why they invented the genophage." The video's up here, you'd just have to remove the other squadmate on your team through a gibbed editor or whatever they call it...

  • @tipakornkoompakdee7800
    @tipakornkoompakdee7800 2 роки тому +1

    Clone want to cough on Tali face
    Shepard : Joke on you! I do dirty thing more than coughing on her face.

  • @SorakuFett
    @SorakuFett 10 років тому +3

    Fuckin' love that Garrus Terminus Armor.

  • @Kingjustin1019
    @Kingjustin1019 2 роки тому

    Me: Lady, be glad there isn’t a single airlock in the archives. If there were any, you’d be thrown out of the nearest airlock I find.

  • @TheSlammurai
    @TheSlammurai 2 роки тому +2

    Like you, Krogan. You couldn't even have a child to be disappointed in you.

  • @Daholyone11
    @Daholyone11 11 років тому +4

    "Like you 'Jimmy' " lol, I thought she was talking to a kid for a second.

  • @tlotpwist3417
    @tlotpwist3417 5 років тому

    EDI reaction was awesome, first time i saw her in anger (then for the rest of the story)

  • @bonnieoconnor3034
    @bonnieoconnor3034 2 роки тому +1

    "like you, clone Shepard, you will always live in the shadow of Commander Shepard. You will never be remembered"

  • @ahha6304
    @ahha6304 3 роки тому

    Like you, Legion, I only have 7 minutes left to spare with you

  • @wuftchan8299
    @wuftchan8299 2 роки тому +1

    meanwhile real shepards just like "i'd rather have a thousand enemies than be alone like you"

  • @sterasigma8734
    @sterasigma8734 4 роки тому +2

    A possible comeback for the real Shepard: "If you have my face but not my doubts, you are nothing but a cheap imitation."

  • @Sanguiluna
    @Sanguiluna 11 років тому

    "Like you, Zaeed Massani. Why so silent? Did you lose your voice or something?"

  • @kilroy6429
    @kilroy6429 5 років тому +1

    I don’t know clone of Shepard, I mean, coughing on a Tali is a lot more sanitary than just before the end of mass effect 2... and 3... lets just say I had to put a tarp over the space hamster.

  • @Shad0wEIite
    @Shad0wEIite 11 років тому +4

    Wrex: Make way! MAKE WAY!!!!! >:U

  • @NataliaNeeSama
    @NataliaNeeSama 2 роки тому +1

    Tali is now immune to Shepard's germs, it won't work. *wink wink*

  • @PotatoSoup58
    @PotatoSoup58 11 років тому

    i guess all the squad members can agree that she is an imitation of the real thing

  • @thesamejackalsniperthatkil117
    @thesamejackalsniperthatkil117 Рік тому +1

    "Like you, legion. You're a synthetic imitation of Conrad Verner"

  • @Melkaseem
    @Melkaseem 11 років тому +3

    Thane was already sick and dying before they even fought. Despite that, Thane fought on even terms with Kai Leng. Now, imagine if Thane had been at 100%...

    • @FalconWindblader
      @FalconWindblader 2 роки тому

      'Thane was already sick' was an understatement. By the time where ME3 takes place, Thane should have already been DEAD, & his constant medications are the only thing keeping him alive. The man is literally down to like 20% of what he used to be, & he still managed to hold off Kai Leng for a good bit. Thane would have SLAUGHTERED Kai Leng if he was even just HALF as capable as he had been.

    • @Boom__6678
      @Boom__6678 10 місяців тому

      Kai Leng wouldn't have stood a chance.

  • @timesweeper9778
    @timesweeper9778 5 років тому

    Response to clone, "and you're just a meatbag of spare parts"

  • @MisterRandom2
    @MisterRandom2 11 років тому +1

    They all say the same thing pretty much. "You're just a pale imitation of the real thing." I think Tali says "cheap" instead of "pale".
    To be honest, I wish they'd have differing statements. Like Javik saying, "Where's the airlock when you need one?"

  • @TheRoguePrince0
    @TheRoguePrince0 7 років тому +2

    it would have been better if u play as male shepard then the clone would have been female shepard

    • @Firestar4041
      @Firestar4041 6 років тому +2

      Or if you had custom Shepard, the clone would be Generic Quick-Shep, and vice versa

  • @Riskiest_Biscuit
    @Riskiest_Biscuit 4 роки тому +1

    "Just like you Jimmy" I LITERALLY JUST SNORTED! 😂😂😂

  • @skyfawkes7844
    @skyfawkes7844 5 років тому +1

    Mess with me you leave beaten
    Mess with my crews you won't leave at all

  • @LegendaryODSTStudios
    @LegendaryODSTStudios 11 років тому

    YOU DIDN'T JUST INSULT MY TALI? Now I am definitly going to renegade stomp you off my ship!

  • @minecraftjk
    @minecraftjk 11 років тому

    i like him to, he sounds like batman some times in my head :)

  • @RimeyCH
    @RimeyCH 3 роки тому

    "Like you Rimey, your just some self inserting twat who thinks he has some chance of being in a future game..."
    "..."
    "Oh my god you did realize that they're not putting you in the remake didn't you?"
    "Yeah but it still hurts to hear it out loud..."

  • @wlfmanjack
    @wlfmanjack 11 років тому +1

    clone: Like you Commander Shepard, always saying you should go
    Shepard: I should go

  • @Sampaku
    @Sampaku 3 роки тому

    Soooo we’re just not going to talk about how tiny her arms are??

  • @AmariFukui
    @AmariFukui 11 років тому +2

    I remember the first thing i said when i saw EDI was "Shut it down" She turned out to be an interesting character, im not sure i approve of her becoming a gainoid. And yeah i always figured they built that team for us to make use of in the following game and its a shame to see them be reduced to cameos.

  • @AlexQuill63
    @AlexQuill63 11 років тому +2

    0:48 Yeah. I tried to spare her. For threatening Tali, I will "THIS IS SPARTA" her off the Normandy's cargo ramp on my next playthrough instead :D

  • @thecuchikiller
    @thecuchikiller 10 місяців тому

    I think Tali is the worst of their insults.
    Telling that to a Quarian is like saying a person with AIDS you gonna cough it.

  • @wheelyjon
    @wheelyjon 4 роки тому +1

    Always feels slightly dodgy for Shepard to be wearing cerberus armour in Mass Effect 3

  • @Quokkaraman
    @Quokkaraman 11 років тому

    Why only one? I would have said ALL the burns. And spun around dramatically each time, too,

  • @AmariFukui
    @AmariFukui 11 років тому

    I really miss legion, was there any mention of geth at all in this dlc?

  • @monkeydtony5848
    @monkeydtony5848 Рік тому

    Clone: a walking scrapheap that can hardly be understood
    Legion: This one’s hardware is far superior to Cerberus’s inferior copy of Shepard Commander
    Clone: Zaed Masanii, the half a brain merc who had everything he built taken from him
    Zaed: half’s better then what your gonna be when we’re done with you
    Clone: Dr Solus, a plague doctor pretending to be a hero.
    Mordin: insult noted, though likelihood of your plans succeeding, *sniff* not favourable
    Clone: what a shame Lawson, you used to be somewhat competent
    Miranda: I admit I’m a bit rusty, care to help me with some target practice?
    Clone: Jacob, I heard about what you did to your father, pretty cold blooded leaving him like that.
    Jacob: compared to the hell your in for, I’d say he got off easy
    Clone: jack, I could use someone like you, why not bail on the cult of Shepard?
    Jack: I’d rather just tear you in half with my biotics
    Clone: the assassin with a conscience, how pathetic how’s that body holding up with that cough?
    Thane: adequate enough to deliver a killing blow to a wannabe Shepard
    Clone: you should have been left in that tank, you overgrown stag beetle
    Grunt: you talk too much, it’s time to bust some skulls, yours preferably
    Clone: the great and powerful Justicar, you look more like a 500 year old stripper
    Samara: I am grateful my code does not contain decrees that would stop me from killing you

  • @kingshadowstar
    @kingshadowstar 11 років тому +5

    I love doing this mission in Cerberus Ajax armor. It makes clone Shep look like the hero. xD

  • @AwarenessBringer
    @AwarenessBringer 8 років тому +4

    I think I saw a wrex version somewhere.

    • @MillyDel
      @MillyDel 8 років тому +9

      "Like you, Urdnot Wrex. You're the poster boy for why they invented the genophage"

    • @eds1942
      @eds1942 8 років тому

      There isn't one. Guess she didn't want to press her luck.

    • @AwarenessBringer
      @AwarenessBringer 8 років тому

      +Ed S Well, it's around here somewhere by someone else.

    • @MillyDel
      @MillyDel 8 років тому

      +Awareness Bringer watch the video by red star bolt, s/he has a Wrex version

    • @AwarenessBringer
      @AwarenessBringer 8 років тому

      +Mara Dulog Okay, thanks.

  • @rezrezas
    @rezrezas 3 роки тому +1

    Tali insult is the best one lol

  • @lewis251100
    @lewis251100 11 років тому +1

    yeah i tired this scene about ten times on my own trying to get clone to speak to wrex, perhaps it's because there is nothing wrong with wrex? he is afterall the badass leader of all the korgan

  • @olucaspc
    @olucaspc 9 років тому +1

    god dammit, I was going to buy this dlc but cmon 1200 bioware points ?! it is almost the price I spent for the entire mass effect trilogy !

    • @JunKurosu
      @JunKurosu 8 років тому

      +olucaspc lol I paid it 6€

  • @ariefhelmy2046
    @ariefhelmy2046 7 місяців тому

    If grunt was there, maybe clone Shepard will say: Like you Grunt, you think you are special just because you are pure Krogan makes you unique

  • @OtomostheCrazy
    @OtomostheCrazy 6 років тому +1

    0:49 I think one of Garrus’ kills as Archangel went that way.

  • @kidprince8578
    @kidprince8578 7 років тому

    This is about my own character, which I created for myself:
    Clone: - Like you, Liam Rhodes. You just a boy, dreaming about saving the galaxy, but these dreams mean nothing when coming from you.
    Me: - Says the pale imitation of the real thing!

  • @nickcason9503
    @nickcason9503 11 років тому +1

    Like you Bioware, Focusing so much on story rather than challenging game play.

  • @Cloofinder
    @Cloofinder 3 роки тому

    Clone: Like You Tali Zo'rah I dunno to either kill you with a bullet or to take off your helmet and cough
    Covid: uhhhhhhh......too soon?

  • @Corsharkgaming
    @Corsharkgaming 5 років тому

    Really wish the companions had better comebacks. Like really Garrus? Couldnt come up with anything better?

  • @thealphaomega4888
    @thealphaomega4888 2 роки тому +1

    God dam those insults hurt!

  • @stealingsnow
    @stealingsnow 11 років тому

    Are the alternate outfits from texmod? Or have I missed a cool dlc?

  • @alfredwinchesterjr
    @alfredwinchesterjr 11 років тому

    yes, he was rebuilt

  • @TheArmyOfOne100
    @TheArmyOfOne100 Рік тому

    If Bioware really wanted to make this DLC balls to the wall they would’ve let you recruit the clone.

  • @vulcanhumor
    @vulcanhumor 3 роки тому

    I like how her comments to Ashley and Kaiden are just the inverse of each other. Makes them even more insulting.

  • @mortache
    @mortache 4 роки тому +1

    "Take off your helmet and cough"
    Oof quarian quarantine

    • @aryadeschain
      @aryadeschain 3 роки тому

      Would that make it a QUARIANTINE??
      (sorry)

  • @Flufux
    @Flufux 11 років тому

    when Ashley is alive she wanted Kaidan, and when Kaidan is alive she wanted Ashley, okay that doesn't make that much sense, does it?

  • @piratekinguzamaki8784
    @piratekinguzamaki8784 3 роки тому

    Like you Jenkins. You couldn't even survive the first 10 minutes of the game

  • @MisterRandom2
    @MisterRandom2 11 років тому

    Clone: Like you, Diane Allers. You're nothing but a useless side character with a horrible voice actress.
    Shepard: You have no idea how badly I've wanted to say that.

  • @xj6lunatic780
    @xj6lunatic780 4 роки тому

    hey man wahts youre femsheps face id? didnt find it anywehre and i really like it xD

  • @MrRickles2pointO
    @MrRickles2pointO 11 років тому +1

    The DLC seems to take place after the deaths of Thane and Legion