ME3 - Shepard's Clone Insults Crew Members (Remake/All 9 squadmates/Citadel DLC)
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- This video is a clone of the original( • Mass Effect 3 - Shepar... ) but, its the real thing...perfected. No more problems with audio/video synchronization, and the bad video quality. Its the version it was supposed be....without the low frame-rate holding it back.
My most popular video(thanks! :) looks bad in terms of visual quality. So I decided to remake it only because, I recently found out how to include Wrex using ME3 Gibbed Save Editor. I've added more dialogue and started from the beginning of the mission.
I hope you enjoy it and thanks for watching! :)
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(Again, thanks to MisterRandom2 for requesting this video back in early March 2013)
Oh boy,i cant wait to see all the other squad member's reactions to clone shep!
"a clone!"
"a clone!"
"a clone."
"a clone."
"a clone!"
"a clone.."
Lmao
yeah, it got old really fast! I was expecting a little variety, instead of repeats of "A clone!" Specifically, I would have expected EDI to say "A Genetic duplicate of Shepard"
I like how they all do the exact same hand motion too.
+Lone Wolf we are talking about bioware.
Grey Fox
I know that, and you know that. I'm just saying an AI would most likely have a different vocabulary in any other TV series or video game when meeting a clone of the main character, and it might have been funny if EDI had that
If anyone was unclear the bad Shepard is 1) a clone and 2) a pale imitation of the real thing.
and most importantly no one will even believe she's Shepard xD
Tali says a *cheap* imitation of the real thing
This cycle always creates pale imitations
I think legión could Say
"It's just a pirate copy of Sherpard" xD
Conclusion: no one will believe she's the real Shephard
"A clone."
"A clone."
"A clone."
"It's only a model."
"Shh!"
+CallMeCactusSok "On a second thought, let's not go to Citadel. 'tis a silly place."
+CallMeCactusSok lol I understood that reference!
lol nice
no one is to shoot anyone until i blow this whistle. Even if and I want to make this absolutely clear!. Even if they do say Andromeda
no it isn't
Shepard: "I don't know! - The Council just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the Citadel, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Reaper invasion!"
Saren: "NOBODY expects the Reapers! Our chief weapon is surprise!... surprise and indoctrination... indoctrination and surprise... Our two weapons are indoctrination and surprise... and giant laser cannons! Our three weapons are indoctrination, and surprise, and giant laser cannons... and an almost fanatical devotion to Sovereign... Our four... no... Amongst our weapons... Hmf... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as indoctrination, surpr...
...I'll come in again."
Shepard: "I didn't expect the Reapers."
Saren: "NOBODY expects the Reapers!... Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: indoctrination, surprise, giant laser cannons, an almost fanatical devotion to Sovereign, and corrupted Geth - Oh damn!"
Clone Shepard: "Like you Diana Allers. You're just a cheap, half-assed character with a terrible voice actress."
Shepard: "You have no idea how long I have wanted to say that."
chrispy9229
Clone: Like you, Diana Allers. How many developers did you have to blow to get on the Normandy?
Allers: "Only 6 if you want a rounded number."
Oh Snap!
A cheap lay too. Hahaha
Even better. I'm a millitary reporter for the show called "Battle Tits".
EDI: And your Neurons are different because...
Ashley: You *did*.
Kaiden: Me too, actually.
Garrus: Yes. That's how depression *works*.
James: I have a shotgun. And you have two seconds.
Javik: Twenty-six and a half.
Liara: Human adolescents *aren't*?
Tali: The second one. I won't suffer as long.
Wrex: I actually have that one. It's hard to find these days.
Legion: ...we are here as well...
Completely underrated comment!!!
That’s, well, close to perfect, I would change Garrus one for James’s one, like “I have a sniper. And you have 1 second”
Legion: "Shaepard-Commander, does this unit have a soul? I don't believe it does."
Can you do Thane and Mordin too?
I can imagine what she'd say to other squadmates had they been available:
'Like you, Thane Krios. You're nothing more than a guilt-ridden killer desperate for atonement.'
'Like you, Urdnot Grunt. You're just an overgrown baby good for nothing except fighting.'
'Like you, Justicar. How did it really feel to have to kill your own daughter?'
'Like you, 'Legion'. Your race would do the universe a favour by dying as punishment for all the lives they've destroyed.'
'Like you, Kasumi Goto. You're nothing more than a two-bit thief who steals stuff for the hell of it.'
'Like you, Mordin Solus. You're just a hyperactive scientist who can't keep his mouth shut for a moment.'
'Like you, Zaeed Messani. Was your revenge really worth twenty years of pursuing?'
'Like you, Subject Zero. You're nothing more than a mentally unstable convict who can't leave her past behind.'
nothingtodohere123 I didn't know what to say for her, but that's a good one. Thanks.
Like you, Jacob Taylor. You're just a hired gun with delusions of grandeur.
wow. your awesome with how this could have turned out. now if only they had implemented these in the real game and allowed us to bring everyone here along again. would have been awesome. EDIT: -__- I just realized months later I use you instead of your lol
gmk kmg
Except Jack, she would probably say
'F*ck off you second rate imitation!'
Y'all forgot about Morint-- ...Wait.
Damn EDI, Wrex and Tali got the worst insults xD
idk Javik's was pretty rough too
the poster child for why they invented the genophage! lmao
Did you hear the one for Liara?
thane
got to be honest those tali and wrex burns made me chuckle
+Nwah Nerevar After hearing that i remember thinking this "Ohhh now it's personal, no one speaks like that to my Tali, this bitch is going down" and my Shepard was a male so the "bitch is going down" line was a double insult to that asshole
TaurusBull13 you can call man a butch as well. I had a romance with Tali as MS so it went personal.
“See you at the party princesses”
Hahaha I love Wrex!
5:46 well it’s true, she’s never seen Garrus “War God,” Vakarian in action.
The venom in Tali's voice. CHEAP IMITATION INDEED
Wrex in ME: scary, ruthless bounty hunter, less joke
Wrex in Citadel DLC: *Shooting enemy with laughing airheadly*
Don't laugh guys but I think that's.. A clone!
"do you know where i got these scars? feros! vermire! eden prime!"
Kinda funny how none of the teammates could think of a different comeback to that insult.
"Like you, Major Alenko. I would`ve picked the other one on Virmire. Ashley Something?...
Ashley stands besides him... HAHAHAHAHAHA
then why do you want tequilas?!!
*No-one will ever believe you're Shepard*
*Clone: dances*
*Everyone: yeah we're fucked.*
Plot twist: The Shephard we play from ME2 onwards is the real clone who believes they are the original and the clone in Citadel DLC is the real one brainwashed into thinking they are the clone.
😮😮😮
FemShep romancing Garrus scenario:
"Shepard... I know she's evil and all but... do you think the three of us could..."
"Garrus I'm going to stop you RIGHT there"
No one will ever believe a clone is just a pale imitation of the real thing trying to kill us.
A clone!
Camera Editing?? How did you get Kaiden and Ash in the same shot??????
ME3 gibbed save editor, you can force either one to be in your group.
So i can leave kaiden and still have him as a squadmate with a few tricks??
Extreme Tutorials Interesting.
One of use is a clone
*us
6:39 "No, that would be my brother."
When Cortez said "knives" I half expected a clip of Tali stabbing Legion to play.
must've been interesting for the voice actors to record these lines, especially the two shep's, having to repeat the same thing with just one or two words difference :d
Not everyday that a group are friends are called a cult.
I mean...when you put it like that one after the other...they DO sound like cultists...
8:43 TALI NO!
"Like you, Garrus Vakarian. Youre nothing more than a burnt out cop past his prime."
OH SHE DID NOT JUST INSULT MY MAN. NOW ITS PERSONAL!
RenegadeCosplayer the insult towards Tali was so personal, just for that mission I turned my true hero Shepard into massacring evil.
Guys! I think she's just a pale imitation of the real thing!
Might be a clone too, but it's just a wild guess
Clone Shepard: Tali, i don't know if should kill you with a bullet or take off your helmet and cough.
Me: You can insult me all you like, but insulting my Quarian Waifu is crossing the fucking line.
Virmire Survivor: "Something new and weird everyday"
Virmire not so Survivor standing right beside them
0:20 Was one of my favorits... Love it ;D
As soon as she insults Tali thats just an invitation to empty the clip. You do not insult Tali'Zorah vas Normandy.
3:45 A clone, a clone, a clown, ................. ah A CLOWN!
I spent the entirety of the main game feeling like Kaiden and Ashley were just the same person... Then this happened.
"I don't know whether to shoot you with a bullet or just take your helmet off and cough"
Me: "oh now you f***** up
Just did this, *spoiler alert* Brooks is the clone Shepherd's Miranda, at this point I had everyone but Miranda she was off galavanting on Horizon.
My fav class is Sentinel, can't get enough of that Throw and Armor :)
Your opinions on it?
Shepard should've complimented his LI when they insulted the clone back.
Garrus, imagining a threesome with 2 Shepards: Not exactly how I saw this playing out.
Imagine how it gonna be if instead of perfect clone you got gender swap clone.
Wrex makes that mission so much easier.
Tali just takes the hit from the falling glass
Anyone else realize how this almost results the same as Toy Story 2?
Man EA really out in the effort with all these different voice clips
"A clone."
"A clone."
"A clone."
"A clone."
"A clone."
"A clone."
"A clone."
"A clone."
"A clone."
"A clone."
"A clone."
And at 5:33, how can clone Shepard say that to Kaiden about choosing to save Ashley over him, WHEN SHE'S STANDING RIGHT THERE!
A superhero landing! Shes doing it!
Tali is so good the clone couldnt find a good insult
5:06 Ashley AND kaidan still alive?!? (Yes i know its not a natural thing, just save editor or mods or whatever)
3:22 superhero landing LMAO
Guys, I think she might be a clone.
Wait...are Kaiden and Ashley in the picture together? Mind blown
I get the feeling she's a pale imitation of the real thing
Fake Shepard: "Shoot her, she's the clone!"
Garrus, after shooting the fake: "The real Shepard would never pass up an opportunity to die!"
wut
LMFAOOOO
Eh. Would work better if Garrus shot the clone because nothing around the clone exploded yet and there was a massive explosion behind the real one
"Hmph. Shoot the shepard who insulted me to my face, or the one who brings destruction wherever she goes? I'll answer with a better question; why not both?"
Scoped adn droped.
A clone?
Why is she trying to kill them?
Is she just a pale imitation of the real thing?
Will anyone believe she's the real Shepard?
+tsukinoakuma LOLOLOLOL
In case you were serious. I believe a mix of jealousy, a lot of being misguided, plus mistreated, plus well...Cerberus? And yeah the Clone might fight a little above average but is pretty pathetic compared to the real Shepard, not even close. And as soon as someone who really knows Shepard meets the Clone? They would instantly tell it's the Clone.
+SyaoranXSakuraTC It was a joke. I was poking fun at how everyone says the same lines.
+xXEVILTERRORXx1414 until every organic has to fight a legion of AIs grouped up by cortana preparing to over through the galaxy for the sake of "peace"
...Metal Gear?
Love how everyone says "pale imitation" but Tali says "cheap imitation". Cos she's Tali'Zorah vas fucking Normandy
Special is one word. Trying to be special is a whole 'nuther thing...
Cry XD just noticed that
John Primrose So she says a slightly altered dialogue? woopty fucking doo.
John Primrose Tali is the best.
"Like you Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy, I don't weather to kill you with a bullet or just take your helmet off and cough."
I love that line, it's just so over the top hateful.
I would die if Javik said:
"In my cycle we called this a clone"
" A primitive's clone"
"Your are a pale imitation of a primitive"
Unie÷Cetterie inb4 shepard gives him that renegade death stare
Commandah, throw this primitive clone out the airlock
Primitives, right?
“The only thing more pathetic than a primitive is its pale imitation.”
Things learned today: Clone!Shepard is just a pale imitation of the real thing.
Also: a clone.
+AscensiontoDarkness S why is she trying to kill us?
JokerFarts because why not.
Durr Plant
No one will ever believe she is the real Shepard!
Chairman Vee its a clone!
damn the Tali insult was rough
Rasists hate the quarians the most, and the clone is RAISED by a rasist.
*racist
You know. Like "race"?
Just Petrusion Its not really racist if its a completely different species.
Yamé Iraavatee Touchè.
Yamé Iraavatee false.
humans, quarians, turians, asari - species
Black, white, asian - race
to anyone who would say "why are you arguing against yourself?"
I use "racist" because there is no such word as "specieist" and will not be until there's need for it = until we meet aliens.
"I would've picked the other one on virmire.. Kaiden- something" *kaidan* standing next to ash* "ummm.....??"
He's like "Dude, I'm right here..."
meanwhile Shepard goes: "Well... I did get his clone through cerberus...."
and then the clone self destructs...literally
CScanzz 5:27 she was talking to kaidan actually but both ash and kaidan are there
@kiwimarck Mass Effect 3 Gibbed Save Editor. You can use it to give yourself any companion whenever you want. It modifies a save and you just load it up and play from there. You can do almost *anything* with it, like give yourself the illusive man's eyes such as in this video. My Shepard has an emerald green version of the illusive man eyes.
"Like you harbinger....how many people did you kill on Earth, and all around this pathetic universe to try and kill me? And fail so miserably at it. You couldn't assume direct control of a direct paper bag."
"I am assuming direct control of your death."
Treize Khushrenada
Shepard: Like you, Citadel tree, like you Citadel rent-a cops, like you store clerk from my favorite store on the Citadel, like you Esteban, like you Aria T-loak, like you Admiral Hackett...
Mordin: Peculiar. Shepard has gone off the deep end.
Garrus: I've seen this "Shepard" dancing in Omega...
Grunt: I know. It was beautiful.
*Garrus and Mordin look at him with blank stares*
Grunt: ... What? Don't humans have a phrase or somethin' on Earth; they like to... get jiggy with it?
Garrus: You've obviously never seen Shepard dance before, Grunt.
Grunt: Meh...
Shepard: Like you Joker, like you Wreav, like you Saren...
Ashley: *Walks up to Garrus, Grunt, and Mordin* Guys, Shepard has gone off the deep end.
Mordin: Textbook schizophrenia. Admittedly... problematic in this case.
Grunt: I'll knock Shepard out.
Garrus: We'll do it together. This clone is the-
Grunt: *war cries running towards Clone Shepard*
Admiral Hackett: ... I'm getting too old for this shit.
More like "I'll be the vanguard of your destruction" lol
I love the fact that this implies shepard SOMEHOW convinced harbinger to join the crew now i want some kind of dlc where you can do that
@@anthonyortiz3142 Your comment made me laugh so hard that I am literally in tears, bravo lol! I guess Clone!Shepard really was just a pale imitation of the original.
I know this hurts you
Fake Shepard : "Like you, Urdnot Wrex"
Wrex : [headbutt] "Speak when you're spoken to"
Spoken Like A Krogan
the real shepard would give the headbutt,
Personally, I think they would just take turns.
How do you get her to talk about Wrex? Because I pick him all the time and the clone always speaks to the other one
Also Wrex: "I'll drag your fake ass to death wether you like it or not"
For the gang.
Clone: "Like you, drell. I won't even have to kill you. A few weeks' time will do that for me."
Thane: *cocks pistol* "The first shot is mine, Shepard. And the last."
Clone: "Like you, Wrex-lite. A tank born krogan with no sense and no promise."
Grunt: *hits fists together* "You'll crunch like all the others."
Clone: "Like you, Miss Goto. I'll make your lover's demise look like a mercy."
Kasumi: *looks at real Shepard, cloaks* "You won't take this personally, right?"
Clone: "Like you, Subject Zero. The outfit changes, but the nightmares won't."
Jack: "Okay. I'm going to kill her now."
Clone: "Like you, Justicar. As ancient as dirt and as cold as the void. I'd almost spare you, if things were different."
Samara: *eyes glow* "But they are not."
Clone: "Like you, Miss Lawson. Born from borrowed genes and abandoned by the same man. You'd do well by my side."
Miranda: *points gun* "Here's my answer."
Clone: "Like you, Zaeed. Old war dogs should learn when to lay down and die."
Zaeed: "Oh fuck right off, yeah?"
Clone: "Like you, biotic. I don't even know who you are."
Jacob: "Oh, this one's mine."
Clone: "Like you, salarian. It's not like you have any qualms about senseless killing."
Mordin: *points pistol* "Vain. Conceited. Am very eager to take your insides out."
Clone: "Like you, geth. You'll look quite nice fashioned into a rifle."
Legion: "Shepard-Commander, we have reached consensus. It appears this unit does not possess a soul."
I had more fun with this than I care to admit.
+A.L. Collins well done! loved the comebacks. please do the rest, I think your lines would be better than those in the DLC, and that's saying something considering how great Citadel is written.
+AnnaG Aw, thanks. That's really nice of you to say, I appreciate it! It's fun to do when you love the characters so much. ME2 is my favorite game of all time.
You mean do the rest as in Kaiden, Garrus, EDI, and such? Yeah, I was kind of upset that they all said around the same thing.
Those are good, but if ME3 had good writing like this, they would've never come up with this entire story line anyway.
Elcor:
"Be careful big guy, don't want to fall over and, you know, DIE!"
"Compete hatred and fury. Kindly go fuck yourself"
Hanar:
"Hey Jellyfish! How do you like the fact that your Enkindlers are stuck up jerks?"
"This one wishes to choke you to death with your own spine"
Volus:
"Hey Short-Round! Is that suit designed to keep in your ammonia supply, or just your stench?"
"*Hiss* Please don't kill me! I'll pay you anything you want! I'll give you all the Alliance secrets I know!"
Batarian:
"Hey Four Eyes, what did the Alpha Relay say to the Batarian colony? OHH, TOO SOON?"
"I hate you even more than the original Shepard".
Vorcha:
"Hey Vampire Face! How many Vorcha does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh wait, they never live long enough to need to change one"
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH- HU-MAN!!"
+A.L. Collins you have good writing skills and a knack for getting the characters, so just keep it up. Who knows, in ten years you might be writing for Mass Effect for real ;)
"hide? why?
i'm commander shepard, and this is my favorite store on the citadel"
after 3 years and you"re comment still makes me LOL
_xAlexand3rx_ Gaming same
6:01 I'm kind of disipointed that Javik didn't do his normal douche bag thing and said something along the lines of
"One-hundred and fifty two" XD
Javik: "I'll have to recount once I've stepped over you!"
"Like you, Urdnot Wrex"
"Shepard"
"Wrex"
"Shepard"
"Wrex"
"Shepard"
"Wrex"
"Shepard"
TUNA Picture "I should go."
Chairman Vee *I* should go.....I *should* go...
TUNA Picture a clone
a clone
a clone
a clone
a clone
a clone
a clone
Chairman Vee "Shepard."
+Kelvin Lor A clown! :D
if only you could romance your clone... Heavy risk, but the priiiiize
MrWalalaa giving a new meaning to go fuck yourself
*heavy breathing
But that would be “go f*** ur self ”
Sounds great to me 😂
Reminds me of the romance scene with Mordin
That romance would only be a imitation of the real thing
This video was way more fun imagining it all as one scene where the entire group was parroting the same line over and over again. Especially the repeated "a clone."
Lol, when she said "Jimmy", at first I was like:
"Jimmy? Who the hell is Jimmy?"
Late Night Show with Jimmy Vega.
Jimmy Vega, sounds like a pole dancer from Omega
"I would have picked the other one on Virmire."
Well, they're kinda both standing right there. (Not a fault for the game, but save-edits can make some funny situations)
Wait, if they both survived, then who the hell was left on Virmire? Was it Jenkins?
You can edit the save files with mods
BTIsaac: Maintaining a friendship against all odds, even when she understandably is wary about you and your team storming in and pointing guns at the Council in the middle of a Cerberus coup, and reuniting with an old friend whose duties to the Systems Alliance kept her from helping in ME2. THAT is more satisfying than the choice on Virmire or murdering a woman just for doing her duty as a Spectre.
@@Luke_Danger nah, just kill her. her character writing is ass.
@@CitizenKahne1992 Noone. Kaiden didn't arm the bomb, making him less of a target, the Normandy pick up him and Ashley and the rest of the Silarian squad, then bomb the bomb from orbit, setting it off.
See this is (one of many reasons) why I miss Legion.
In Mass Effect 2, while all the other characters would repeat the same line of dialogue, Legion would say something completely different and humorous in a "missing the point completely" sort of way. He would have made a great companion in ME3...
Well, with the use of Gibbed's Save Editor, you can insert him into your party right after the tutorial level, and you'd be surprised how much dialogue/extra scenes the devs left in. But yes, it's a shame you can't get him legitimately earlier than you do.
Not really, you just progress thru the story as usual. It's a simple flag that you tick that enables him in your party, but it's always good to back up your saves before altering anything with a save editor in ANY game.
Everyone else: "that's unexpected"
Legion: in all simulations, this had only a 5.83% probability
"then why do you wish to have us eliminated?"
"and this unit is simply a flawed copy"
A clone. A clone. A clone. A clone. A clone. A clone. A clone. A clone. THE CLAAAAAAAAW
Zaeed: "I'm getting too old for this shit."
"A goddamn clone."
"Then why in bloody hell are you trying to kill us?"
Clone: "Like you, Zaeed. Still playing mercenary because you forgot to save credits towards your retirement fund."
Zaeed: "And you're a bimbo that would look even prettier with a hole in her head."
Jack: "Wait, seriously?"
"Well whaddaya know, a clone."
"Then why the fuck are your trying to kill us?
Clone: "Like you, 'Jennifer'. Clearly Grissom Academy's teaching standards are at an all time low."
Jack: "And you're just another Cerberus bitch that was grown from a test tube."
Thane: "This is a dramatic turn of events."
"A clone."
"What's your reason for targeting us then?"
Clone: "Like you, Thane. At Death's door still trying to atone for all the blood you've spilled."
Thane: "And you pale in comparison to your original counterpart."
Jacob:"Well...alright then."
"A clone."
"Then why do you want to kill us?"
Clone: "Like you, Mr. Taylor. I don't know what's more dull, having a conversation with an Elcor or listening to whatever comes out of your mouth."
Jacob: "You're just a ripoff of the real thing."
Kasumi: "Oh look, another plot twist."
"A clone."
"Okay...that doesn't explain why you want to kill us."
Clone: "Like you, Kasumi. If you weren't about to die I'd tell you seek therapy for your attachment to your dead partner."
Kasumi: "Oh yea you're definitely Evil Shepard, you talk too much."
Miranda: "Okay, for the record I had nothing to do with this."
"A clone."
"What's the point in killing us then?"
Clone: "Like you, Miss Lawson. I wonder how much Illusive Man would pay for your corpse."
Miranda: "I'd say at least twice as much as yours considering you're not even half of who I brought back."
Samara: "This is rather stunning."
"A clone."
"Then what is it that you gain in killing us?"
Clone: "Like you, Justicar. You'll be seeing your daughters very soon."
Samara: "You are merely an impersonation of the real thing."
Mordin: "Problematic, but explainable. Evil twin sister? No, only child at birth. Unless..."
"Of course! A clone!"
"Might I ask why you wish to kill us then?"
Clone: "Like you, Doctor. Must be nice knowing one of your biggest accomplishments was castrating an entire species."
Mordon: "Genophage necessary at the time. Same can be said about throwing away faulty products like yourself."
Legion: "Error: 2 Shepard Commanders. Processing..."
"A genetic copy of Shepard Commander."
"This platform does not understand why you wish to terminate us."
Clone: "Like you, 'Legion'. Your masters wouldn't have tried to scrap you and your bots had you just kept your mouths shut."
Legion: "We confirm that you are a corrupted copy of Shepard Commander."
Grunt: ".....Huh?"
"A clone."
"Then why do you want us dead?"
Clone: "Like you, Grunt. All that spliced DNA with genetic enhancements, and you're still just another stupid Krogan."
Grunt:"You're one to talk. My BattleMaster doesn't hire pathetic Cat6 Mercs to fight her battles. Weak."
toppsballer Mordin's is awesome! XD
Grunt’s is great but would be the perfect opportunity to say mom instead of battlemaster lol
After reading other comments then seeing the beginning of this one I got excited that you were quoting from experience. So I googled real quick to make sure. Damn you fanboy lol thought for a moment I could find a way to get Miranda and others to be part of the whole citadel dlc
I loved that Miranda bit.
Kasumis and Grunts were spot on, sounds like something they would definitely say.
Honestly, when she called Wrex the poster child of the genophage, I thought he was just going to jump her then and there. XD
He probably would've
I know I would have.
I won't lie... the fake Shepard had some insults that cut pretty deep... LOL
I thought Wrex would go ballistic at the genophage comment
Liara/Tali's insult was pretty fucking brutal.
Frankly, I thought the only good one (and thus the best) was the one she had for Tali.
Real Shepard's very good with words so I'm not surprised the clone knows what words will cut deep. xD
The Tali insult had me ticked.
Then I get to the end of the DLC and go "You insulted Tali and I should kill you. But I'm paragon so spare I guess."
Then I proceeded to shoot Brooks in the back.
I really don't think Wrex would go with the "pale imitation" thing after being ofended.
Shuldv used the shotgun
"Well you look like a pyjak's feces that was eaten up and then spit out by a varren!"
"Wrex, thats my clone"
"And?"
Clone: Like you, Urdnot Wrex. You're the poster child for why they invented the genophage.
Wrex: My people have a future now, that's more than a clone could hope for.
Or
Wrex: I don't have time for this shit.
@@austinbutcher8106 like he killed fist extremely fast I was expecting him say goodbye boom boom
Some say that, to this day, Jimmy is still searching for his pitchfork
6:21 Tali's tone delivery, and her saying "cheap", instead of "pale", gives me a warm fuzzy feeling. Also, the way the clone says her full title, so formally, sounds akin to an alien's address. I can't wait to play this DLC.
It's why she'll always be the canon love interest.
"pale imitation of the real thing"
Me thinks each member of the team should each have had a unique version of that instead.
RuralTowner Any of the teams comebacks...period.
+RuralTowner Especially since I don't buy James' usage of "pale imitation". Even Tali went for "cheap" at least.
A clone.
The Wrex insult was a low blow.
i see what you did there😆😆
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Wrex got burnt so bad
They felt it on Turchanka too
That's a low blow Loblaw
A clone.
A clone.
A BOMB!!!
Oh, crap...
+SZskits a clone?
+Cap'n Marty OMG, JC!
Man, this DLC had the toughest boss fight in the entire game. .. .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................If you want spoilers, click the read more button below................................................... ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................You end up fighting the copy shepard and her team, but the thing is, she has your exact skills, and she will use all of them against you. The stronger you are, the stronger the copy shepard is. And I came into this fight at level 60 with all skills but one maxed out, playing as a vanguard on insanity. When she'd biotic charge me, and hit me with a nova and then a shotgun blast, next thing I know, the game is asking me if I want to reload the last save..........................fuck.
Being engineer wasn't easy too, my clone was spamming his drones and looked like if he had infinite medpacs.
Sorry medpac is from SW: Knights of the Old Republic i meant medi-gels.
I guess that depends. With my vanguard it was fun, but with my infiltrator it was hilariously easy. The AI doesn't make use of the insane headshot damage a fully loaded Widow with tactical cloaking can do. Then again, almost all game is hilariously easy with the inflitrator.
That's nothing. Try Armax Arena playing with Mirror enemy. Good fucking night.
I was going infiltrator and had problems cause i couldnt find him
I can't help but laugh at Tali's reaction to seeing the clone's face: "Really? Really?" she sounded so done, like
"*Sigh* What is it with you and weird shit Shepard? Seriously? I am tired of your shit. Just stop it. Why can't we do a normal mission for once? Where nothing exciting happens and everything goes according to plan and absolutely nothing of interest happens. *Sigh* But that's okay, I am used to it now, just, Really? Clones? Really Shepard?"
"like you liara t'soni you're just a college cheerleader pretending too be a soldier"
Miranda: i thought i held that title!
Nah man, Miranda is “Mass Effect Barbie”
Tali does not give a fuck. 8:44
Also, why is this repeated four times?
Gotta love how she comments on both Kaidan and Ashley when the other one is standing right fucking there!
This is all well and good, but I think this video needs that Volus pizza guy.
Clone: insults Wrex
Wrex: And you're just a-
Shepard: (full bodychecks clone, hands around their collar headbutting them into the ground) No. one. insults. my. Bro-gan!!
Grunt: HIT THEM AGAIN SHEPARD!!
She did NOT just call Garrus a burnt-out cop.......>:-(
Well, he kinda is, he more of the vigilante and a commander than a cop.
Did she lie though? LOL
6:34 i think she mixed Wrex up with his brother here. Wrex is literally the prime example why the genophage was a mistake. LMAO
I feel like Javik's response was a bit tame. "Too many, but I'll be glad to grind yours beneath my feet, just for amusement. You are but a pale imitation of the commander."
I love Tali's reaction:
"really really"
after all we go through. after all the fuckery we have dealt with this is what pops up now of all times? lol I love Tali
Its funny how they are slowly putting their hands down... LOL
It looks like they are in a music video about love
A clown
Thought i was the only one who heard it...
How I think some of the ME2 squadmates might react...
[ _Seeing clone Shepard for first time_ ]
Miranda: Honestly, I should have seen this coming...
Jacob: Hold on... _two_ Shepards?
Mordin: Fascinating...
Grunt: Well, I'll be a son of a pyjak...
Jack: I've seen a lot of shit in my time, but this...?
Samara/Morinth: By the goddess...
Thane: How... unexpected.
Kasumi: Woah...! Double Shepards...!
Zaeed: I'm gonna need a bigger pay...
Legion: *Attempting to process new information.*
[ _A clone_ ]
Most party members: A clone...
Legion: *A duplicate.*
[ _Then why are you trying to kill us_ ]
Mordin: Unclear. Why try to kill us?
Legion: *What reason do you seek to terminate us?*
[ _Insults_ ]
"Like you, Miranda Lawson. You're only valued for your looks and being a - how did Jack say it? - a "Cerberus cheerleader".
"Like you, Jacob Taylor. Honestly, I don't know what to say to you, you're _that_ boring."
"Like you, Dr. Mordin Solus. How does it feel being the greatest mass murderer in galactic history?" "You possess Shepard's looks and attributes, but lack his/her principles. A pale imitation."
"Like you, Urdnot Grunt. Without your genes or your little helpers, you'd just be another krogan."
"Like you, Jack. Underneath that tough exterior, you're just scared little girl, aren't you?"
"Like you, Samara. You killed your own monster of a daughter to satisfy your _code_ ."
"Like you, Samara... if that is who you _really_ are."
"Like you, Thane Krios. Your only contribution to the galaxy is killing people and not much else."
"Like you, Kasumi Goto. You're just a petty thief trying to play hero."
"Like you Zaeed Massani. I would have left you to die on that day. Would have done us all a favor, really."
"Like you, Legion. I would have handed you off to Cerberus. We don't need anymore synthetics running around." " *You are a copy of questionable quality to Shepard-Commander.* "
[ _No one will ever believe you're the real Shepard_ ]
Mordin: Change in temperament and allegiances. Unlikely that others will believe you are the genuine thing.
Legion: *Outside observers will not to accept you as the true Shepard-Commander.*
Everyone Say it with me!
a clone
A CLONE
A Clone?
A clone
a clone
a clone
At 8:45 tali just stands there as the model citadel falls around her
It's a nice touch that only Vega and Javik refer to You as The Commander instead of just Shepard when they say "No one will believe you're Shepard". I like how it subtlety reminds you that they're the newest crew members and that all the others have known you long enough that they're comfortable just using your name instead of your title like Vega and Javik do. I don't know if it's intentional or coincidental, or if it's simply their preferred way of speaking but I like it either way.