Boil Your Straps | Episode 124 | NEW RORY & MAL

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  • Опубліковано 21 гру 2024

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  • @ChiefLeaf89
    @ChiefLeaf89 2 роки тому +154

    Eddin gets me everytime with the "YUCK" 😂

  • @Swayze_S.L
    @Swayze_S.L 2 роки тому +83

    Brah I used to work in an office with an Indian guy, a Vietnamese dude and a white lady and me being black we had some of the wildest, funniest conversations about race. This diversity here reminds me of those days. 😅😅

    • @dahkari2003
      @dahkari2003 2 роки тому +2

      💯

    • @nickutzig1157
      @nickutzig1157 2 роки тому +1

      That’s my job right now and I listen to this while working and I can’t stop laughing

  • @nia4842
    @nia4842 2 роки тому +89

    Julian Brown Paper Bag Nicholas got backed into a corner and made it worse, trying to defend it. 🤣🤣 Hilarious

  • @GiLLMATIC21
    @GiLLMATIC21 2 роки тому +53

    Lmaoo at Julians preference and Rory saying Viola Davis 😭 😭

  • @DomoMcBeasty
    @DomoMcBeasty 2 роки тому +20

    Eddin has the absolute best ad libs man. He shooting like 95% from the field. Fuckin hilarious

  • @TheMikeBailey18
    @TheMikeBailey18 2 роки тому +41

    “Why don’t you blam they cakes?” Has to be one of the wildest questions of the past 10 years

  • @elisabethvelin5939
    @elisabethvelin5939 2 роки тому +51

    That segment with colorist julian was hilarious !!!

  • @YoungMav1990
    @YoungMav1990 2 роки тому +16

    The Jerry Jones segment was great. It's amazing how funny and ignorant this pod can be at the same time. I love it

  • @ronj77
    @ronj77 2 роки тому +7

    Mal's List of Impersonations is Growing and getting Better!!! 💯 First it was Russell Simmons "I'm in Bali" and NOW, Boosie Bad Ass "Com' On Maine!!" 🤣🤣🤣Also can't forget about Drake "All of you Hooooes" Who Will He Do Next⁉️🤔

  • @cookingwitchefzayy8830
    @cookingwitchefzayy8830 2 роки тому +91

    Finding out Julian is a colorist was wild and tooooooo funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @KatoOnTheTrack1
      @KatoOnTheTrack1 2 роки тому +7

      Damn don’t put that on him😂😂😂😂

    • @travionpatterson9776
      @travionpatterson9776 2 роки тому +24

      “Brown Paper Bag” test with a white plastic bag I almost crashed my car🤦🏿‍♂️😂😂

    • @naimavibes6340
      @naimavibes6340 2 роки тому

      Im crying laughing 😭😭😭

    • @millardfilmore1403
      @millardfilmore1403 2 роки тому +6

      @@travionpatterson9776 it's honestly incredible how EVERY person on this podc contributes man. and i mean EVERY one.

    • @travionpatterson9776
      @travionpatterson9776 2 роки тому +1

      @@millardfilmore1403 they’re finding they’re groove

  • @iambrowntown
    @iambrowntown 2 роки тому +58

    Demaris getting a train ran on her by tee grizzly and morris chestnut is INSANE

    • @ntwrk56
      @ntwrk56 2 роки тому

      Why do all you mfs that watch this pod end Ur comments with IS INSANE or IS CRAZY

  • @AaronAgun
    @AaronAgun 2 роки тому +33

    Lmao When Julian said "kill him" to Eddin. He was still tight 🤣

  • @talltayls21
    @talltayls21 2 роки тому +9

    Yo Julian jumping in with the “catch a train with the fella’s” was criminally funny ya’ll, and Edin was the only one to react. Thats just insane, because that was a comedic BAR 😂

  • @jayyy735
    @jayyy735 2 роки тому +17

    Race vs ethnicity vs nationality gon have people fucked up forever😂😭 Ana de Armas is definitely WHITE. You can be white and Hispanic at the same time lolol
    Julian was actually trying to name a Black girl and still couldn’t 😂😂

  • @kktrinese
    @kktrinese 2 роки тому +20

    Julian’s basically John Mayer and I’m not surprised at all 💀😂

  • @ErectBiceps
    @ErectBiceps 2 роки тому +5

    “Her shit was swinging….boiled” yo whoever said that🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Nondescriptviews
    @Nondescriptviews 2 роки тому +11

    For historical clarity, those Mal tweets were NOT fake.

  • @htimmy1
    @htimmy1 2 роки тому +61

    Nah u guys have to do a skit with Mal as Boosie… C’mon mayne 😭😭😭

  • @Gnj2017
    @Gnj2017 2 роки тому +6

    Everyone on this podcast is hilarious without trying . It really works 😂😂😂

  • @KatoOnTheTrack1
    @KatoOnTheTrack1 2 роки тому +26

    Jokes aside, why was Julian stumbling so hard? He should have stood on it. The whole thing was funny and cringy at the same time lol

    • @be6416
      @be6416 2 роки тому +4

      Because having preferences is offensive now. Although everyone has them in some shape or form despite the range.

    • @jumpsurfer
      @jumpsurfer 2 роки тому +2

      Nah it was funny.

  • @CraigThePoet
    @CraigThePoet 2 роки тому +39

    I also thought Gabrielle Union trying to call Boosie gay as an insult was a contradiction to her defending her trans daughter. And this isn't an argument of "2 wrongs don't make a right" because she could have poked at anything and it would have been warranted, yet she decided to use the same rhetoric that her daughter faces probably daily.

    • @wildhearts242
      @wildhearts242 2 роки тому +8

      Did she call him gay as an insult or just encourage him to live his truth? I mean she didn’t insinuate anything that a lot of us weren’t thinking. He worries about LGBTQ issues far too much to be “straight” 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @vees.5050
      @vees.5050 2 роки тому

      She called him gay as an insult. His "truth" is that he is textbook homophobic; he has an irrational fear of gay men. An extremely irrational fear, at that. I doubt she genuinely believes Boosie is in the closet. She wanted to poke fun using a lazy, intellectually-void joke that inadvertently implicated her own child. Plus, she gave Boosie an easy out. He can easily defend his heterosexuality, what he cannot easily defend is his fear because it's irrational and there's overwhelming proof that he's more fearful of gay men than proof that he's in the closet.

    • @CraigThePoet
      @CraigThePoet 2 роки тому +6

      @@wildhearts242 I think Boosie actually being gay would be poetic justice, but I think she only said it to him because she knows that would get the most reaction out of him. If you know what someone “hates”, of course you’re going to use it to get back at them.

    • @laurenjackson2810
      @laurenjackson2810 2 роки тому +3

      She was making fun of the irony of someone being obsessed with gay & trans people while professing to be straight.

    • @CraigThePoet
      @CraigThePoet 2 роки тому +2

      @@laurenjackson2810 I’m 100% sure she was, but Mal heard the same thing I heard, so the message was definitely easy to take out of context.

  • @jvonthecat
    @jvonthecat 2 роки тому +6

    nah the white plastic bag test is absolutely INSANE.

  • @gilfordmccormack8140
    @gilfordmccormack8140 2 роки тому +8

    Julian's mentions are about to go crazy lol😂😂😂.

  • @BigCheeZe209
    @BigCheeZe209 2 роки тому +8

    Rory saying "pull it up" to show Margot Robbie on the screen is a whole lot of nastiness 🤣. Like he don't know what she look like

  • @ariah8884
    @ariah8884 2 роки тому +12

    Yooo I’m crying from the boil your strap segment 😭😭😭😭

  • @DeadSpirit93
    @DeadSpirit93 2 роки тому +9

    Rory's ginger hair lighting up the wall while Mal's marijuana thoughts light the wall green does it for me....

  • @mybizness247
    @mybizness247 2 роки тому +9

    Mal and the Boosie impersonation 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣

  • @Walter_reed
    @Walter_reed 2 роки тому +12

    Tandem with the mandem is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard 😭😭😭

    • @CantEditDaTruth
      @CantEditDaTruth 2 роки тому

      What was the time stamp?
      That’s nuts😆😆

  • @lamarco18
    @lamarco18 2 роки тому +2

    Demaris unironically wondering why boosie would be upset about gabrielle's daughters member, was a hilarious highlight to that segment.

  • @thecunninlynguist
    @thecunninlynguist 2 роки тому +59

    I agree with mal's take on gabby u. She was weaponizing being closeted and using it as an insult to boosie. Mal got the boosie impression down.

    • @travionpatterson9776
      @travionpatterson9776 2 роки тому +5

      Mike Tyson told boosie the same shit and nobody said a thing 🤷🏿‍♂️😂😂😂 #PickYaBattles

    • @jamiest.patrick9794
      @jamiest.patrick9794 2 роки тому +6

      Yeah, D was cappin for Gabby

    • @SmaccsBoosieFade
      @SmaccsBoosieFade 2 роки тому

      That’s really such a woman thing tho. Everybody is supporters of LGBTQ until someone gets angry and now they coming for a man’s sexuality

    • @nia4842
      @nia4842 2 роки тому +1

      @@travionpatterson9776 Boosie ain't that silly. He would have to catch another body messing with Mike.

    • @laurenjackson2810
      @laurenjackson2810 2 роки тому

      Thinking that Boosie could be gay is a very logical conclusion considering his obsession with dicks

  • @davidearle7209
    @davidearle7209 2 роки тому +3

    1:06:16
    “Kill Him”
    Julian was tryna get that heat off his back and onto somebody else 😭😭😭

  • @shasmif4808
    @shasmif4808 2 роки тому +4

    Damn I Died Laughing At Morris Chestnut & Tee Grizzley 😅🤣😂😅🤣😂

  • @Blackguysensai
    @Blackguysensai 2 роки тому +11

    The Elon musk daughter joke by Rory was crazy. Nobody caught it but that shit was hilarious 😂

  • @mk8358
    @mk8358 2 роки тому +4

    this is one of the wildest episodes ever

  • @LFXMEDIA
    @LFXMEDIA 2 роки тому +1

    The Boosie imitation was award winning CMON MANE TWO HOT DOGS ON A BIKE LMAO

  • @KatoOnTheTrack1
    @KatoOnTheTrack1 2 роки тому +11

    We need more Boosie impersonations 😂

  • @michelangelooliver2590
    @michelangelooliver2590 2 роки тому +4

    Edin has the GREATEST laugh EVER 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NikLovin757
    @NikLovin757 2 роки тому +2

    I need a on a Tandem with Mandem shirt! With Rory and Mal on the bike. 😂😂

  • @Chino239_
    @Chino239_ 2 роки тому +1

    “Winner takes all” is a wild analogy 💀💯 lol

  • @michelangelooliver2590
    @michelangelooliver2590 2 роки тому +1

    Julian was legitimately UPSET 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that shit was HILARIOUS

  • @tessa1212
    @tessa1212 2 роки тому +4

    The only way for Nike to learn is if we stop supporting them. Mal says they’ll take a hit but in the same breath says he’ll continue to wear Nike. This is why they don’t take the black plight seriously.

  • @Jordekai
    @Jordekai 2 роки тому +2

    i zone out and rory blends into the couch 😂

  • @OfficiallUncleBajie
    @OfficiallUncleBajie 2 роки тому +4

    I was smoking during Lebanon Don, I choked so hard trying to laugh.

  • @mr.biglow7674
    @mr.biglow7674 2 роки тому +4

    Treadmill vibes greatest pod out

  • @kevinmorganjr2423
    @kevinmorganjr2423 2 роки тому +28

    Rory and Demaris take an L for their Boosie takes. Who would’ve thought Mal of all people would have the intellectual take this pod

    • @YoQueue
      @YoQueue 2 роки тому +10

      I’m not tryna sound fcked up but I see why Demaris wasn’t on mic for a few episodes. It’s cool to here her chime in but she has terrible takes lol.

    • @travionpatterson9776
      @travionpatterson9776 2 роки тому +2

      Boosie was on a whole press run how do you think that made that child feel? Regardless of if you agree. In any situation if a grown man was on a press run about you You think your mom is taking the high road? Absolutely not. She sent a shot What’s the big deal? Also Mike Tyson said the same shit to his face. No Outrage 😂😂😂

    • @kevinmorganjr2423
      @kevinmorganjr2423 2 роки тому +4

      @@travionpatterson9776 you clearly missed Mal’s point.. no one cares what Boosie thinks, we’ve been told him about himself. She’s wrong for using the whole “gay” thing as a negative to him. You can’t stand up for something but bash them at the same time

    • @kevinmorganjr2423
      @kevinmorganjr2423 2 роки тому

      @@YoQueue Rory sounded goofy too, she’s not alone.

    • @travionpatterson9776
      @travionpatterson9776 2 роки тому +1

      @@kevinmorganjr2423 I heard his point all I’m saying is you can’t expect that woman to take the high road. Mike Tyson did the same and that’s not even his child 😂😂

  • @koketsoshiko9513
    @koketsoshiko9513 2 роки тому +5

    I just know Demaris is sick of these dude lmho 🤣😂

  • @BigGRASS1006
    @BigGRASS1006 2 роки тому +2

    Mals boosie impersonation had me tweaking 🤣🤣

  • @laurenjackson2810
    @laurenjackson2810 2 роки тому +16

    Mal not letting anyone get a word in while arguing that Gabrielle weaponized being gay but also calling men “pansies” as an insult is crazy 😂 lmfao. But when they said Boosie needs some pussy & Demaris yelled out “or dick” I lost it 😂

    • @marcoervin7324
      @marcoervin7324 2 роки тому +8

      I'm with boosie on that topic. They acting like that child's mother isn't saying the exact same thing.

    • @dretheman123
      @dretheman123 2 роки тому

      Women weaponise the gay status against men the most. If a man rejects them or he doesn’t share their views, a lot of women will jump to bringing his sexuality in question as a way to get a rise out of them. I’ve seen it plenty of times.

  • @Deadxssb
    @Deadxssb 2 роки тому +4

    Mal was putting up numbers this episode 🥂😂

  • @thisisRAMA
    @thisisRAMA 2 роки тому +1

    "Do you shit where you eat?" Is craaazy 💀😭

  • @AsylumTheCrow
    @AsylumTheCrow 2 роки тому +1

    Brown paper bag test with a white plastic bag is fuckin hilarious 😂🤣

  • @KnightMcflee
    @KnightMcflee 2 роки тому +5

    Mal loves the phrase "kickin ass" lmao

  • @jordanclarke6450
    @jordanclarke6450 2 роки тому +2

    Julian was fighting for his life 😂

  • @trereid9221
    @trereid9221 2 роки тому

    “Where can I slip the pill in??” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @darrellgillis1041
    @darrellgillis1041 2 роки тому +2

    Nah the stamp on Julian face was priceless

  • @7teenHM
    @7teenHM 2 роки тому

    these live shows sound so crazy, is there asny footage anywhere of these shows, if not they need to start recoding them and uploading them on here

  • @justinibatzchi7970
    @justinibatzchi7970 2 роки тому +17

    I hate the fact that dark skinned women get reduced to if you don’t date them you’re a colorist. Like damn let my dark skin sisters get love off the strength

  • @phelansanders
    @phelansanders 2 роки тому +11

    Mal gotta be the thickest Vegan ever

  • @be6416
    @be6416 2 роки тому +5

    The Julian Segment was funny but having a preference shouldn't be offensive but society now makes it offensive. Julian didn't down grade any1 else just shared his crushes.💯🔥

    • @nia4842
      @nia4842 2 роки тому +4

      It was a joke. No one was offended. They just kept going because he was flustered.

    • @TheBeastKiddZZ
      @TheBeastKiddZZ 2 роки тому

      This shit was funny I juss wish we would stop being called white cause we are not white in any way juss cause we have white colored people or light skinned people doesn't make us white lol smh and most of people in especially places like D.R are darker than Demaris lol smh sheesh

  • @britneytansil8118
    @britneytansil8118 2 роки тому +5

    Lebanon Don😂😂…
    Eddin, Julian, and of course Baby D help make this pod dope AF!🙌🏽
    🍊💰👶🏾🌮🇱🇧. 👀😂😂🥴

  • @edremnal
    @edremnal 2 роки тому +2

    Naaahh. Mal's Segway from NBC to Boosie sick. Shit was smooth and rough at the same time

  • @Lovelee_rose
    @Lovelee_rose 2 роки тому +2

    The NY show was amazing! That girl Taylor was hilarious and so was the Karaoke dude who missed his opportunity to plug his mixtape 😆

    • @Baddecisionslive
      @Baddecisionslive 2 роки тому +1

      Soooo true! Lmaoo it was so good! He definitely had stage presence. 😂

  • @terezrel3619
    @terezrel3619 2 роки тому +2

    I hate y’all stepped on Julian’s “the Bomb dada…Bomb.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @FlipStar26
    @FlipStar26 10 місяців тому

    Eddin tellin Mal "You're my hero, Mal" is next level NASTY.

  • @jhoniikemp
    @jhoniikemp 2 роки тому +1

    Why we don’t get the hear Baby D drop no more?

  • @chellebelles1536
    @chellebelles1536 2 роки тому +5

    I will be in Seattle!!!! So excited!!!! My brother and me are loyal fans of the show and inl for one am very excited to see you all. You just don't know.

    • @marcoervin7324
      @marcoervin7324 2 роки тому +1

      I'm definitely at the Seattle show!

    • @chellebelles1536
      @chellebelles1536 2 роки тому

      @@marcoervin7324 yeah!! We will have so much fun!

  • @tshepo1799
    @tshepo1799 2 роки тому +2

    Rory "You hate your mother" 🤣🤣

  • @4theculturegaming740
    @4theculturegaming740 2 роки тому +1

    Life of a Don was my favorite album last year

  • @Pdubhtown
    @Pdubhtown 2 роки тому +1

    We need time stamps

  • @407Movement
    @407Movement 2 роки тому +12

    “You can’t wash off bacteria” Damaris really got that off

    • @lalaisthebestest1138
      @lalaisthebestest1138 2 роки тому +1

      Fam 😹😹😹 I was like tf is she talking about. She’s just nasty with her hygiene clearly

  • @travie786
    @travie786 2 роки тому +2

    So Mal can judge Ja Morant but won’t stop wearing Nike or listening to Sabrina Claudio lol

  • @stixxcoco9547
    @stixxcoco9547 2 роки тому +2

    85 south show family💯

  • @OnlyPackz
    @OnlyPackz 2 роки тому +1

    Nah title of this one is craaaaazy

  • @ysodrippy
    @ysodrippy 2 роки тому +1

    Mall “GET PREGNANT” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tom_broski
    @tom_broski 2 роки тому +4

    Finally em got a answer to why em threw up his mom's spaghetti!!!!

  • @LaBelle8887
    @LaBelle8887 2 роки тому +2

    The speed dating was hilarious

  • @Muybonitacoco22
    @Muybonitacoco22 2 роки тому +6

    OMG i do not like how y’all was coming down on Julian 😂 leave him alone he can like/date whoever he wants! And Mal you’ve been caught a couple years ago for your lil “colorist” tweets🙄(i guess) so keep it cute! You of all ppl got some damn nerve

  • @thestorm6127
    @thestorm6127 2 роки тому +3

    Thank you mal for that boosie take

  • @DRosev2
    @DRosev2 2 роки тому

    “Bomb Dada” was tough 🤣

  • @MikeDiggity
    @MikeDiggity 2 роки тому +2

    Yooo, this episode is hilarious!

  • @danal6058
    @danal6058 2 роки тому

    what the hell. immediately go back to 2 hour pods 😤💔

  • @alyssaalmanza8245
    @alyssaalmanza8245 2 роки тому +3

    Rory is too fucking funny 😂

  • @Threelands.
    @Threelands. 2 роки тому

    I wonder what the expletive used on Julian was during the intro 😆🤣😂

  • @metal3045
    @metal3045 2 роки тому

    Time stamps?

  • @tmc2710
    @tmc2710 2 роки тому

    Naaaah doing the brown paperbag test with a white plastic bag is crazy 😂

  • @QualittyTimePodcast
    @QualittyTimePodcast 2 роки тому +5

    Rory and Damaris sound crazy.... Boosie hasn't even spoken about their child in a long time...and no matter who it is she is weaponizing the gay thing as an attack.....like alot of black women do often.

    • @MedusvEyes
      @MedusvEyes 2 роки тому

      That Gabrielle union interview was from last year so....

  • @randymanzo444
    @randymanzo444 2 роки тому

    Rory coming at Randy's like he aint the Irish version of Randy is wild. #InMyFeels

  • @kilama420
    @kilama420 2 роки тому

    @AP WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY EXPLOIT????

  • @Tranzformerzgetoff
    @Tranzformerzgetoff 2 роки тому +1

    Espperesso Martinis are for anyone recovering from Coke 😂😂…I did the research..trust me 😂

  • @JaeAR20
    @JaeAR20 Рік тому

    Yo the first 10 minutes of this episode is nutts

  • @thuthukanimngomezulu3238
    @thuthukanimngomezulu3238 2 роки тому

    "He doesn't like black women!"😂😂😂

  • @milesvines5642
    @milesvines5642 2 роки тому +1

    Catch a train with the fellas😂😂

  • @brieljones23
    @brieljones23 2 роки тому +1

    Anti black Women on Julian tore me up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @danoneamiss2839
    @danoneamiss2839 2 роки тому

    That baisley mug would make good merch too

  • @larrymiller6675
    @larrymiller6675 2 роки тому +2

    He said shes Cuban and Spanish, she is not white...🤣🤣🤣

  • @burritojack893
    @burritojack893 Рік тому

    yoooooo, mal got a SAUCY a$$ look on his face in that photo lmfao

  • @lenado3rd
    @lenado3rd 2 роки тому

    First 10 minutes is wild crazy.........love it though funny af.

  • @hennyjames5855
    @hennyjames5855 2 роки тому +1

    Ayoo pause! 😂 🍊 💰

  • @tiffanin1378
    @tiffanin1378 2 роки тому

    Would you guys ever come Australia?!

  • @BookerT69
    @BookerT69 2 роки тому

    Watch the opening of “Deep Cover” that’s all you need to know