TIMESTAMPS 0:00:00 Intro, begins to talk about cuffing season, Mal think its okay to ask a girl if her womb is good 0:03:03 Mal gives a lay of the land a lets the listeners know exactly what this pod is gonna be about, long story short, they gonna be giving relationship advice. Talks about how Fab coined the term cuffing season and how we need a soul tape from Fab 0:05:11 Mal asks Rory what the difference is between their cuffing season schedule, who they try to cuff, how they go about it, what type of coach/player they would be, etc 0:09:03 Social medias favorite people who are now single (allegedly). Do women still wants relationships? Where should men even try to meet women these days? The timeline of cuffing season 0:15:11 The fans are tired of Rory saying he's too old, Rory says he ages bad. they go on to talk about the 'sneaky cuff' where women cuff up their man, but the man ain't even aware of whats going on. Who's going to get their heart broken first? Uzi w/ JT, Puff w/ Young Miami, Megan with Pardi? Did Young Miami already break Puffs heart when she said she was single on her Revolt pod? Who would break Rory's heart first, Meg or Summer Walker? 0:23:18 What songstress could break Mal's heart? (Lmao, somehow, this turns into Mal going crazy on Rory). Mal goes off on people who bring burgers to Thanksgiving, but is understanding of someone bringing the hammer to Thanksgiving instead 0:29:04 Mal says they need to do a family clash for Thanksgiving. Rory goes back to the idea of Mal dating Normani. Says Mal couldn't handle it because she was suckin face with Chris Brown and he couldn't be cheering her on during that 0:33:58 Who cheats better, Men or Women? Talks about If a women is wearing ____, then you know they gonna cheat 0:39:26 When you walk into a womens room, what are the indicators that let you know you're gonna beat? Everyone goes back to telling Mal that its wrong to ask a girl if her womb is good, and Mal defends himself. 0:45:35 When a dude is in the process of cuffing a girl and they find out she has a signed Derek Jeter baseball? how she get that? Talks about podcast groupies and a specific situation with Benner 0:49:26 Demaris starts going off the walls a little and begins laughing like a villain. Rory asks Demaris about the first time she faked an orgasm. Julian has a date to go to, and Rory questions him down about it. Mal mentions girls having crabs and Demaris lets him know that women don't get crabs nowadays because they always waxed 0:55:53 Demaris talks about the time one of her friends saw Mal at an Art Gallery with a chick, James Franco getting cancelled 0:57:53 Back to talking about Julians date. Asks if she puts her toe up in IG photos. Demaris asks whats mens obsession with chicks who have a humble social media, making fun of Demaris, outro
This is the best episode they’ve had in a long time. Evergreen episodes like these always show that their random topics are better than hip hop headlines. Watching this today felt very personable and made my day during a shitty day at work. Running it back again 😂
NFS I was gonna say the same thing. The evergreen joints give off a better vibe... I know they gotta play the algorithms to keep Sirius happy in order to be a profitable partner but... I started listening to the other pod back in 2015 bc of the whole Mainstream beef, but I kept listening for the disinterested oneliners from these guys. When this started I thought they was gon do that in long form. This is 🔥💯
This was one of the absolute best episodes in quite some time! Laughter, so much laughter the ENTIRE ep! Much needed, I may even come back to this episode after a bit
This was hands down one of their best episodes, the transparency, the jokes, the insight off camera, Damaris "on" camera, and the jokes were hilarious! Great episode start to finish!
I really do appreciate this episode. With all the drama going on in the world, it’s refreshing to listen to a podcast thats not about the worlds bullshit. THANK YOU
Appreciate y’all, one of the few podcasts I wait on nowadays BUT how the hell y’all letting Mal give relationship advice?😂😂….I might have to fuck with the Patreon as in pay for it wow (pause)😂
TIMESTAMPS
0:00:00 Intro, begins to talk about cuffing season, Mal think its okay to ask a girl if her womb is good
0:03:03 Mal gives a lay of the land a lets the listeners know exactly what this pod is gonna be about, long story short, they gonna be giving relationship advice. Talks about how Fab coined the term cuffing season and how we need a soul tape from Fab
0:05:11 Mal asks Rory what the difference is between their cuffing season schedule, who they try to cuff, how they go about it, what type of coach/player they would be, etc
0:09:03 Social medias favorite people who are now single (allegedly). Do women still wants relationships? Where should men even try to meet women these days? The timeline of cuffing season
0:15:11 The fans are tired of Rory saying he's too old, Rory says he ages bad. they go on to talk about the 'sneaky cuff' where women cuff up their man, but the man ain't even aware of whats going on. Who's going to get their heart broken first? Uzi w/ JT, Puff w/ Young Miami, Megan with Pardi? Did Young Miami already break Puffs heart when she said she was single on her Revolt pod? Who would break Rory's heart first, Meg or Summer Walker?
0:23:18 What songstress could break Mal's heart? (Lmao, somehow, this turns into Mal going crazy on Rory). Mal goes off on people who bring burgers to Thanksgiving, but is understanding of someone bringing the hammer to Thanksgiving instead
0:29:04 Mal says they need to do a family clash for Thanksgiving. Rory goes back to the idea of Mal dating Normani. Says Mal couldn't handle it because she was suckin face with Chris Brown and he couldn't be cheering her on during that
0:33:58 Who cheats better, Men or Women? Talks about If a women is wearing ____, then you know they gonna cheat
0:39:26 When you walk into a womens room, what are the indicators that let you know you're gonna beat? Everyone goes back to telling Mal that its wrong to ask a girl if her womb is good, and Mal defends himself.
0:45:35 When a dude is in the process of cuffing a girl and they find out she has a signed Derek Jeter baseball? how she get that? Talks about podcast groupies and a specific situation with Benner
0:49:26 Demaris starts going off the walls a little and begins laughing like a villain. Rory asks Demaris about the first time she faked an orgasm. Julian has a date to go to, and Rory questions him down about it. Mal mentions girls having crabs and Demaris lets him know that women don't get crabs nowadays because they always waxed
0:55:53 Demaris talks about the time one of her friends saw Mal at an Art Gallery with a chick, James Franco getting cancelled
0:57:53 Back to talking about Julians date. Asks if she puts her toe up in IG photos. Demaris asks whats mens obsession with chicks who have a humble social media, making fun of Demaris, outro
Whats really good tho?
My Nigga (Head Nod) - Denzel
Ohh shit, my nigga you got Pinned. Nigga "You" made it
They need to pay you something small or give ya a Amazon gift card for each time you handle the time stamps.
GOAT 🐐
Mal is crazy 🤦🏾♀️ ... " Is the womb good? No? So what's for dessert? " BRUH 😂😂😂😂
Started crazy asking about the womb. Ended even crazier. Another great pod!
Rory's fake uncomfortable laugh is legendary 😭😭😭😭😭😭
LMFAOO IKR
It's gold.... Every time
Lmfaooo I was crying when Mal “ triggered “ him
This is the best episode they’ve had in a long time. Evergreen episodes like these always show that their random topics are better than hip hop headlines. Watching this today felt very personable and made my day during a shitty day at work. Running it back again 😂
NFS I was gonna say the same thing. The evergreen joints give off a better vibe... I know they gotta play the algorithms to keep Sirius happy in order to be a profitable partner but... I started listening to the other pod back in 2015 bc of the whole Mainstream beef, but I kept listening for the disinterested oneliners from these guys. When this started I thought they was gon do that in long form. This is 🔥💯
One day we gotta acknowledge how everybody be mad when Mal be right, then he gotta give the science & then win the whole room over 😂😂😂
Facts, we peep that 💯 👀
@@rascalmania Found Mal's burner 😂
at this point there can be a whole 10 min video about shit he said that he was right about.
@@chrishernandez5173 we love a good compilation 🤗😂
@@PwnPwer found me 💰💰💰
😂
“I don’t hear my dinner cooking” had me crying lol
Go in there and make my shoes from scratch!!! Is absolutely Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂 riggght
Julian being a family snob is hilarious 😂😂
Can’t lie Rory & Mal were hitting from the logo with this one!!
Sb: Rory attempting to do the bird pose is NUTS😭
Rory and Mal so in sync both of em looked at eachother at the same time when demaris said that bullshit🤣 25:29
This was one of the absolute best episodes in quite some time! Laughter, so much laughter the ENTIRE ep! Much needed, I may even come back to this episode after a bit
"Put me down Megan its not funny anymore" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Listen. This last part was nuts. "Make my shoes from scratch"
When I say I was crying at that part lmfaoo
Demaris low key funny AF lol her ad-libs are on point 😂
These are always my favorite type of episodes. It’s okay to joke and not have to be PC all the damn time.😂😂😂
Facts!
Rory saying "what that womb do?" Is sick!! 🤣🤣
Is it really? Lol. It’s a relatively fair question
@@KatoOnTheTrack1 🤣🤣🤣 you right!
That shit had me dyin😂
😂
@@KatoOnTheTrack1 truly it is you just dont hear that but its valid I need to know if her womb good or not lol
This was hands down one of their best episodes, the transparency, the jokes, the insight off camera, Damaris "on" camera, and the jokes were hilarious! Great episode start to finish!
Awww man...Rory almost took me out with the "Put me down! Put me down!"
"Put me down Megan its not funny anymore" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3 sets of 20 😂😂😂😂
EPISODE OF THE YEAR 🏆
51:38 had me doubled over crying laughing bruh. This one was insane lmao
rory telling us some girl he might've wanted to cuff telling him: just finish up and leave is wild
Is the womb good is the craziest thing I’ve heard and Mal not noticing what’s wrong with that…that’s a classic already 😂😂😂
Yo the fact that Eddin and Julian hit the tune at the same time, and I was really thinking the same thing in my head 😂
Y’all went crazy the last 15 minutes of the pod 😂😂😂
And d almost tried to cut it short 🤦🏻♀️ so glad mal stopped her 😂😂😂
They gave you 15 minutes of hits? 😏
@@ilubyou13 ayooo
I really do appreciate this episode. With all the drama going on in the world, it’s refreshing to listen to a podcast thats not about the worlds bullshit. THANK YOU
Rory , telling Meg put me down. 😭 im weak
Y’all gotta get back to those sketches you guys started the channel with, it’s what separated y’all from other podcasts. It was so unique.
They did two last week
I think the sketches moved to their Patreon
@@Jun3bugger it has
100%
@@Jun3bugger that’s weak AF
Rory and Mal face at the 25:26 mark had me weak!
Mal is so guarded he's definitely had his heart broken more than once
Mal definitely got a r&b singer or female rapper in the cut. I saw that look on his face 🌚
On God! There’s an indie track out here SOMEWHERE….. about Mal
That ending was the best thing ever 😂😂😂 had me weak
This has quickly become my favorite podcast. The new setup definitely allowed the guys to be themselves 🔥
This episode had too many gems. The ending was top tier. No one makes those type of jokes anymore so hearing it again was crazy 😭😭
Mals face when he said why are you talking he was appalled lol 😆
Nawwww If shorty invites you over for Thanksgiving and is serving hamburgers fam Run😂😂😂🚩🚩🚩🚩
Demaris don’t mind Mal,We love it when you show yourself on camera 😌😌😎
Yo.... Mal said "Go make my shoes!!" And I died😂😂😂😂😂
The live chat was so funny!!! Love to the chat y’all made my morning 🙏🏾💯 Baby D we love you💜
Funniest tangents possible. The “make my shoes” one had me weak
great episode now the visuals are gonna make it 10x greater 🍊💰
So u listen twice?
Love. This. Pod. Period.
Mal: You gotta make my shoes from scratch!! Lmao 🤣
It's alot of classic moments in this one episode..😂😂😂 This was one of them ones 💯 That misogynist bit at the end was hilarious
When Rory did the diddy "agh agh, agh agh" 😂😂😂
The Windex😭😭🌌
This fool said “put me DOWN Megan!!!! AGHhhhhhh 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂
Anybody else think Rory calling himself “old as fuck” at 32 is wild?
Very, 32 was old in the 90’s
He want to fit in and feel like mal 😂😂
Yeah 😂
yes!
@@goldiesworld2095 which is ironic because Mal feels/acts young as hell
This was wild ass episode. I was literally in tears from laughing
Rory's trigger laugh is too much for me 😂
Amazing episode 😂 Mal survived the crab era
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE APPLES ARENT RIPE!!!???” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yall were in RARE FORM on this episode omfg
"Love conquers fall"
“You can go Rory. Thank you so much for your contribution.” 😂
The last 10 minutes are just chaotic. 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Make my shoes is nasty😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
Me n my ex broke up en February. She got engaged in June. I’m never dating again
😂😂
MESSAGE!
these new brand baddies are opportunists x10
they see a lvl up, they on it. Its fuck family, fuck the morals, and fuck you too.
Damn she moved on real quick 🤔😂
Baby Dee let that out wild asl
The name of this episode should have been called “the audacity of men”
And LMAO at me synching with the “so high”
Respectfully Demaris been playing all episode ! Lol I love her
mal wanting a cobbler wife is wild lol
Cobbler wife 😂😂😂
Oh they really trying to get cancelled at the end 😂😂😂
Eddin needs to make a comeback we need those ad libs
this episode was INSANE 😭
Yall killed it at the Chicago show!!! We had a TIME that night lol
Mal being ten years older then Rory is wild 😂
Appreciate y’all, one of the few podcasts I wait on nowadays BUT how the hell y’all letting Mal give relationship advice?😂😂….I might have to fuck with the Patreon as in pay for it wow (pause)😂
Put "Is That Womb Good" on a shirt. I'm crying. Mal wilding
Not "After you work the room, work your womb"! That's sick 🤣
Bro the way they was yelling at demaris was hilarious 😂😂😂😂
"The stove is cold"😆🔥
Mannn the burgers 🍔 for thanksgiving is toooooo krazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Na this episode was the best one to me 🤣 they tapped in to that energy I loved from them on jbp
“Put me down! Put me down!” 😂😂
LMAOO the boom of crabs y’all got me crying
“Is the womb good? How’s the womb doing?” Fuckin weak 😂 💀
They be working tirelessly tryna save Mal from sounding as dumb as he do sometimes 🤣
I understand the news related episodes are important but wouldn’t mind more of these evergreen episodes sprinkled in.
This is easily the funniest episode they've put out.
And once again it's amazing to see how funny Mal TRULY after leaving jbp to start his own thing with Rory.
NAH SON....WHAT THAT WOUND DO IS THA NEW CATCH PHRASE....,😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Rory put up a strong 42 and 10 lol. Very funny episode.
Rory talmbout Safari said “……. And then you kissed Naaaaaas” had me dying laughing
Nah this episode was hilarious 😂 this nigga mal asked demaris “why are you talking?” 😭😭
This has to have been their the Mushroom Pod 😂😂😂
“MAL’s Interlude”😂
This is hard!! 🔥🔥🔥 Authentic Vibez 🔥🔥
1 of my favorite episodes to date!! LoL
I wish this episode was longer. I’m at work trying not to spit my Starbucks out listening to y’all.
Guys keep doing y'all thing 💯
I legit love mal “why are you talking “
We need more episodes like this! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Can’t lie, played back those moans lol . Where was you when crabs hit is nuts lol😅
“GO MAKE MY SHOES” LMFAOAOAOAOAOAO
#giveeddinbackhismic
I came back to watch this episode, Good Lord it's hilarious 🤣🤣😆
This was hilarious!!! “Wife beaters in a three pack is crazy!! 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
"she's the muncher" LMFAOOOOOOOOOO YO RORY HILARIOUS DAWG
Rory & Mal Tate closed this episode out perfectly, couldn't stop laughing
LOVED Damaris' commentary today 😂❤
" You kissed Nas" lol😂😂😂
Had to see when mal told d “why are you talking “ lmfao
Mal and Baby D are fucking. I don’t care. And Mal I applaud you.
Fasho
I applaud you is fvkin hilarious 😂
They aren't...
“What dat womb do” is wilddd asf 😭😭😭