Till The Rizz Runs Dry | Episode 131 | NEW RORY & MAL

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  • @YoMoonskii
    @YoMoonskii 2 роки тому +169

    Bleeping everyone saying dyke EXCEPT Edin is CRAZY LMFAOO

    • @allygunzz
      @allygunzz 2 роки тому +9

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 bro i swear i thought i was the only one they peeped

    • @yamean8102
      @yamean8102 2 роки тому +7

      Moon????

    • @OriginalBoondocksXVIII
      @OriginalBoondocksXVIII 2 роки тому +30

      The funny thing is, he's the one that does the editing I'm pretty sure 😂

    • @DurangedPitt
      @DurangedPitt 2 роки тому +1

      FUCKIN INSANE!!!! 😭😭😭😭

  • @kevthepoet
    @kevthepoet 2 роки тому +54

    "Her lashes got the extendo pack" was an underrated comment! 🤣 lmfao

  • @grizmarke7147
    @grizmarke7147 2 роки тому +31

    The nation of rizzlam had me in tears 😂

  • @taronneal7645
    @taronneal7645 2 роки тому +53

    “Her lashes got the extendo clip!” 😂😂 Julian low key killing it.

    • @orrvega
      @orrvega 2 роки тому +2

      Nah fr tho

    • @kilahlipstick9687
      @kilahlipstick9687 2 роки тому +2

      Right it be those little quick gems like that one that be having me dying laughing. Julian and Edin do it all the time. One day I have to compile all of them

  • @flyjon
    @flyjon 2 роки тому +92

    The amount of bleeps that were put in this episode is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @SteamyNachos77
    @SteamyNachos77 2 роки тому +60

    Mal going to a Pill Cosby show is crazy lmao

  • @basicimagemarketing6499
    @basicimagemarketing6499 2 роки тому +19

    Yooo “dance like how” “like ballet and shit?”
    Flew WAY under the radar lol. Subtle Drake reference

  • @OriginalBoondocksXVIII
    @OriginalBoondocksXVIII 2 роки тому +49

    Rory put this episode on his back, son put up a scoring record 😂

  • @kkTrinese
    @kkTrinese 2 роки тому +74

    Mal: protect women
    Also Mal: I can’t wait to see Cosby on tour 😂

    • @joshuasimmons4444
      @joshuasimmons4444 2 роки тому +7

      literally make’s everything he said last episode a joke. or like he was trolling 😂

    • @joshuaramirez9680
      @joshuaramirez9680 2 роки тому +2

      Protect black women

    • @reekhavoc2932
      @reekhavoc2932 2 роки тому +1

      He doesn't believe drake is molesting these dark skin chicks either LOL

  • @theoreticalexercise
    @theoreticalexercise 2 роки тому +10

    "the boy scouts still exist" "SO DOES CHURCH" 😭😭😭

  • @RoyalNutz89
    @RoyalNutz89 2 роки тому +2

    Lmao edin saying "yeah she would" when Rory was talking about the teachers assistant is wild 😂😂😂

  • @gunneraitsu2735
    @gunneraitsu2735 2 роки тому +48

    I forgot Rory has immunity and can make those jokes, damn cuh

  • @MylezNevison
    @MylezNevison 2 роки тому +18

    "Oil check", "double-dip", "chosen ones" & "ambisextrious"😂 someone needs to make a glossary of NR&M terms asap.

  • @kyeshataryn2069
    @kyeshataryn2069 2 роки тому +6

    The best part is the genuine look of confusion from Rory and Mal as they both look around the room trying to figure out if they can say d*** is hilarious 😂

  • @miked178
    @miked178 2 роки тому +26

    Its ok I unpacked it after getting packed out LOL. Rory you a wild boy!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sardaewilson
    @sardaewilson 2 роки тому +5

    "You would know ur ancient" Edin for the win lmaooo

  • @LexBundy
    @LexBundy 2 роки тому +5

    Imagine getting Cosby stand up tickets.. get all dressed up and ready for the night.. get all settled in your seat.. " ladies and gentlemen, Bill Cosby".. and then you wake up at home, face down with a sock missing and you boxers on backwards

  • @dizbac1
    @dizbac1 2 роки тому +6

    I’m mad nobody said Rizzelda Records 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Djlol221
    @Djlol221 2 роки тому +17

    0:24 How y’all started was WILLLLLD 😂😂😂 😂

  • @laurenfinesse
    @laurenfinesse 2 роки тому +2

    The entire Bill Cosby segment 😂😂😩😩😩😂😂😂😩😩😩😂😂😂

  • @rome8934
    @rome8934 2 роки тому +13

    45:21 eddin just barely catching himself there 💀

  • @utopiad4
    @utopiad4 2 роки тому +4

    They're so talkative. I just LOVE their podcast

  • @sweez_136
    @sweez_136 2 роки тому +1

    "It's ok i went to therapy for it. I unpacked it already...after i got packed out" thats wyld crazy phrase

  • @ajjonesBOF
    @ajjonesBOF 2 роки тому +18

    The bleeps i know Eddin is STRESSED

  • @northrndisordr9219
    @northrndisordr9219 2 роки тому +9

    Man I loved this episode the humor was on point . I havent been consistent but I’ve been tapped in several years and this one reminds me I need to stay on it 👍

  • @Dikwaak
    @Dikwaak 2 роки тому +4

    Nah the Bill Cosby segment was hilarious 😂😂😂😂 Rory shoulda had more fun w it but I get his concern

  • @tygottafeelin9753
    @tygottafeelin9753 2 роки тому +4

    “The Nation of Rizzlam” 😂😂😂😂

  • @thecunninlynguist
    @thecunninlynguist 2 роки тому +22

    Julian's SAT story was 🤣...and Eddin is NASTY for the sweet potato pie comment to Mal

  • @braxtonmoore9246
    @braxtonmoore9246 2 роки тому +8

    “Jimmy Fallon has no Rizz” had me in tears 😂

  • @FreeTheColonized
    @FreeTheColonized 2 роки тому +2

    The dark humor omg 😂

  • @bushidojunee
    @bushidojunee 2 роки тому +2

    nah i lost it at "i gotta go" 😂

  • @nellaboy3760
    @nellaboy3760 2 роки тому +6

    Man I love when the boys get in they misogynistic bag be funny af 😂

  • @_jouce
    @_jouce 2 роки тому +6

    Eddin "momma!" adlib was fucking hilarious

  • @ofcourseuwont
    @ofcourseuwont 2 роки тому +9

    they forgettin that before offset admitted defeat he was tweetin balls in my face tryna act like he got hacked😂😂😂

  • @orrvega
    @orrvega 2 роки тому +12

    The Rizz Carlton is nuts lol

  • @chrisjahmal4224
    @chrisjahmal4224 2 роки тому +4

    12:26 eddin and Julian “yeah she would” 😂😂😂

  • @buckleyjayce
    @buckleyjayce 2 роки тому +1

    Joe Budden running his show into the ground they just over here vibing 😎

  • @improbablyyourdad8458
    @improbablyyourdad8458 2 роки тому +11

    This was a great episode.

  • @KaelynBrowzBeauty
    @KaelynBrowzBeauty 2 роки тому +9

    This episode was hilarious 😂

  • @Riku2442
    @Riku2442 2 роки тому +15

    Wasn't there also a time when offset was getting accused of cheating and his response on Twitter was Man I miss my grandma like he was getting dragged on Twitter for cheating and all he had to say was I miss my grandma 🤣🤣

  • @ZackBeNinja
    @ZackBeNinja 2 роки тому +2

    Ayooo, the intro was wild. I'm dying.

  • @Channel_Jah
    @Channel_Jah 2 роки тому +10

    Classic Episode 😂😂😂

  • @dontworry5897
    @dontworry5897 2 роки тому +3

    Most slept on line of the episode ( Rory: they should've got real aliens to play them) in reference to Avatar

  • @TheEvolutionOfDev
    @TheEvolutionOfDev 2 роки тому +8

    Enough space for Jesus is hilarious

  • @trellwoods1072
    @trellwoods1072 2 роки тому +7

    My ni**a said “give it a lil oil check” bruh 😂😂😂

  • @kindayoungbutok
    @kindayoungbutok 2 роки тому +13

    if mal did 5 mins of research about bill cosby he wouldn’t be talking like this 😭😭

  • @DurangedPitt
    @DurangedPitt 2 роки тому +3

    CATCHING MAL AT THE PILL COSBY MERCH BOOTH COPPIN A HOODY WHILST INQUIRING ABOUT A FITTED IS SICK FUCKIN WORK 😭😭😭😭

  • @michelangelooliver2590
    @michelangelooliver2590 2 роки тому +2

    Mal sound Future treats women like tracklist… “NEXT!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DamonBlack_Media
    @DamonBlack_Media 2 роки тому +2

    These fellas always have the best thumbnails. 😂

    • @aisosaihama
      @aisosaihama 2 роки тому

      Baisley with the lightskin gaze is crazy, rizz for everyone at the dog park!

  • @louistambue906
    @louistambue906 2 роки тому +2

    The true definition of Rizz is one’s ability to fumble the “bag” by way of goofy behavior (or whatever else Idek anymore) whilst conversing with a potential lover then triumphantly regaining their interest on the heels of charisma and pure grit . I hope this helps ❤
    - the rizzler

  • @ronj77
    @ronj77 2 роки тому +1

    Best Thumbnail Ever 💯🤣🤣🤣

  • @sigodsosick519
    @sigodsosick519 2 роки тому +1

    yo rory's off the hip 360 deal ..face the judge bar line for fab was sick .... esp off the cuff like that

  • @KIRE_SLC
    @KIRE_SLC 2 роки тому +1

    Yall can do the pod at my crib here in Utah. Im right next to the stadium lol

  • @slymastera
    @slymastera 2 роки тому

    one of yalls best episodes. bill cosby on nobody missed

  • @alexandershabazzi8890
    @alexandershabazzi8890 2 роки тому +1

    "Lash Doll" is CRAZY!! LOLLL.

  • @coachuck2589
    @coachuck2589 2 роки тому +2

    Man y’all gotta give duke dennis his flowers for rizz

  • @imerriweather1
    @imerriweather1 2 роки тому +2

    "one night and late afternoon with Bill Cosby"

  • @toyrich2520
    @toyrich2520 2 роки тому +1

    So , I Feel Like Im In “Inception” , I Just Watched The ‘21 AmP Cypher When Duke Killed Rizz & To See Rory Do The Unspoken Rizz Wave Is Blowin My Mind 😂

  • @Brklynzfynest718
    @Brklynzfynest718 2 роки тому +1

    "Did you fuck her over the scantrons?" is fucking crazy! lmaooo PLEASE!

  • @blackorfeu7
    @blackorfeu7 2 роки тому +9

    In Fivio's defense, you gotta be sturdy when a Dallas chick twerkin on you

  • @Kelli_withan_I
    @Kelli_withan_I 2 роки тому +1

    Yall killed this episode. Had me laughing the entire time! #Rizzdiculous

  • @utopiad4
    @utopiad4 2 роки тому +2

    At 15 years old, if I would have drank it, my very first alcoholic beverage would have been given to me by my male cheerleader coach. But he was the first person to offer me hard liquor. It's disgusting

  • @lewlootpack4459
    @lewlootpack4459 2 роки тому +2

    Thanks Drake, I'm Definitely using that as a response to haters ALL 2023. I hope people start doing more with the one life we are given, shit is sad out here.

  • @thestorm6127
    @thestorm6127 2 роки тому +19

    Rory is definitely the guy that acts like he’s never seen anything or is too cool for it but knows everything about it lol

    • @AR_112
      @AR_112 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah Rory a 🧢⭐️

    • @michelangelooliver2590
      @michelangelooliver2590 2 роки тому +1

      ON GOD 😂😂😂😂😂 I’ve been saying for years

  • @Fr3ud
    @Fr3ud 2 роки тому

    That thumbnail 😂

  • @jermolx
    @jermolx 2 роки тому +6

    Mal needs to read on WHY it was over turned, the prosecutors misfiled somehting and he got on a technicality they fumbled the case, not that he is innocent.

  • @allygunzz
    @allygunzz 2 роки тому +23

    I hear Mal apologizing on the next episode already about the bill cosby shit 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @JakeLeflair
    @JakeLeflair 2 роки тому +1

    Nah mal reading the Rizz definition got me dead

  • @JamesTerry.
    @JamesTerry. 2 роки тому +2

    "That's racist... Exactly!" 😅😅😅

  • @reekhavoc2932
    @reekhavoc2932 2 роки тому +2

    "Fuck you, Funny to me!...oh hey mal." Hahahahahahaha

  • @AjaShenayy
    @AjaShenayy 2 роки тому +13

    Because everyone who has a case overturned isn’t guilty 🥴

    • @AR_112
      @AR_112 2 роки тому

      Another sucker for the court of public opinion. That’s the problem with this society and generation. Everyone guilty until proven innocent. That not how the law works! Mal knows what’s up.

  • @kgoat4390
    @kgoat4390 2 роки тому +1

    There was a sick rory and his fiber joke at 56:30 🤣

  • @baker4589
    @baker4589 2 роки тому

    Salt lake city about to go crazy for all star weekend. I went to college in Utah and I know first hand it can get crazy in Salt Lake

  • @dstn07
    @dstn07 2 роки тому +3

    He also liked your sweet potato pie 😳😳😳😔🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @barrion2978
    @barrion2978 2 роки тому +79

    Mal killing Tory but supporting Bill is CRAZY 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @destinee8791
      @destinee8791 2 роки тому +1

      Right?!

    • @sneakn
      @sneakn 2 роки тому +2

      Facts...I just wrote the same thing

    • @MissSync
      @MissSync 2 роки тому +8

      Why? They are two different people. What you’re doing is called straw man logic. One truth doesn’t blanket all related ideas.

    • @destinee8791
      @destinee8791 2 роки тому

      @@MissSync mal made it a segment to ask why we don’t believe black women. To then support a man who has raped multiple women. We found out through media about Cosby the same way we found about meg when she made her claims. This literally has to do with believing women .. in any instance.

    • @renaripley801
      @renaripley801 2 роки тому +1

      @@MissSyncFacts!

  • @theoreticalexercise
    @theoreticalexercise 2 роки тому

    I'll be damned if I don't go see Cosby. That show gotta be fucking HILARIOUS

  • @flippingkicksetc4643
    @flippingkicksetc4643 2 роки тому +2

    Fab: I am here for the 360 , please don’t JUDGE ME!!

  • @reginehunter
    @reginehunter 2 роки тому +6

    I thought rizz was short for charisma 😩 I’m too old for this shit

    • @EonSound
      @EonSound 2 роки тому +2

      Oh that makes sense actually

  • @jean-jacquesdulegrand5180
    @jean-jacquesdulegrand5180 2 роки тому +30

    Mal not believing any black woman's accusations of Drake after his last Meg monologue is Crazy

    • @Mrtre32199
      @Mrtre32199 2 роки тому +2

      Black women are only believed when they are shot I guess lol

    • @pooey290
      @pooey290 2 роки тому +2

      !!!!!

  • @FoodTherapy97
    @FoodTherapy97 2 роки тому +1

    “I had no idea it was Allstar Weekend” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 man facts

  • @CelBlanc
    @CelBlanc 2 роки тому +1

    Aint Pusha T say "ni66a Rizz for Rizz, let's have a Rizz off?" 😭😭

  • @roderickberry2380
    @roderickberry2380 2 роки тому +5

    I'm Mal's age and I'm so glad we didn't grow up with social media.

  • @757reaper
    @757reaper 2 роки тому +4

    Hey just a heads up, being found "not guilty" or having the judgement overturned doesn't always mean the defendant is innocent (and vice versa). In Bill's case the prosecution wasn't allowed to try him for that case due to a previous promise that lead to his deposition and a 3 mil settlement. Regardless, even if he was found guilty it still wouldn't confirm if it was true without non-circumstantial evidence. It's why they're overturning so many cases now, by proving the decisions made in trials was either purposely done to reach a verdict or ignored evidence that should've been included.

  • @destinee8791
    @destinee8791 2 роки тому +8

    Mal asked why we don’t believe black women then proceeds to stay he’ll watch Cosbys stand up … you can’t make this shit up 😭

  • @shabooyah22
    @shabooyah22 2 роки тому

    Boys going crazy in the beginning on this pod lmao

  • @AllWeHaveNowIs
    @AllWeHaveNowIs 2 роки тому +1

    they were COOKIN COOKIN this episode

  • @LilWayne1727
    @LilWayne1727 2 роки тому

    this is ya'll funniest episode

  • @robdeep2124
    @robdeep2124 2 роки тому +5

    I just found out Jesus is a Pisces 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dey5436
    @dey5436 2 роки тому +1

    Opening Pill Cosbys joke - Now they say I "redacted" these women but I was just eating pudding.

  • @denisetrice5604
    @denisetrice5604 2 роки тому +18

    Come on Mal there are actual documents that support these claims. Mal needs to investigate things he stands so firmly on.

    • @destinee8791
      @destinee8791 2 роки тому +2

      Facts.

    • @dio5731
      @dio5731 2 роки тому +7

      he will never do that because he loves being able to play stupid. He loves taking political jabs yet couldn’t even name the person who runs his district

    • @AR_112
      @AR_112 2 роки тому

      Another sucker for the court of public opinion. That’s the problem with this society and generation. Everyone guilty until proven innocent. That not how the law works! Mal knows what’s up.

  • @fstephen87
    @fstephen87 2 роки тому +16

    People were also mad because Fivio was friends with Von and that’s Vons ex.

    • @fuckYoHomieDead
      @fuckYoHomieDead 2 роки тому

      so ? he’s dead 😭

    • @fuckYoHomieDead
      @fuckYoHomieDead 2 роки тому

      what is he gonna do get mad ?

    • @TurnDown2Loud
      @TurnDown2Loud 2 роки тому +1

      @@fuckYoHomieDeadnah, other people got mad, which is what he said.

    • @quannypatterson5307
      @quannypatterson5307 2 роки тому

      The stupid shit ppl care about

    • @micah459
      @micah459 2 роки тому +1

      That makes sense but she should get backlash too.

  • @britneytansil8118
    @britneytansil8118 2 роки тому +1

    Lash Doll is sick😂😂😂

    • @tygottafeelin9753
      @tygottafeelin9753 2 роки тому

      And yet still completely on brand 😁.
      There’s definitely a LashDoll lmaooooo

    • @britneytansil8118
      @britneytansil8118 2 роки тому

      @@tygottafeelin9753 1000%

  • @Swaggerra09
    @Swaggerra09 2 роки тому +1

    F.S Mal wiggling his toes on Rory couch is nasty lol lol

  • @b.michelle2393
    @b.michelle2393 2 роки тому +1

    Bill Cosby sentence was 3-10 years (meaning he serves minimum of 3 and maximum of 10) He served 3 years and they found a way to get him out

  • @TheeKaylaMarieOne
    @TheeKaylaMarieOne 2 роки тому +7

    The man is free just like Zimmerman.

  • @B.Phrase06
    @B.Phrase06 2 роки тому +2

    Edin is hilarious

  • @ashleidavenport9819
    @ashleidavenport9819 2 роки тому

    ….😂😂😂 listen Bill is selling it out, do you know how many folks want to hear what he has to say, Mal not lying that’s a sold out show 🥴

  • @chameliol.salamander3186
    @chameliol.salamander3186 2 роки тому +9

    Why the fuck did this episode just start like this??!!??!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thisiskenzo_
    @thisiskenzo_ 2 роки тому

    Rizz is a play on Charisma guys 😂😂

  • @karolina_vel6714
    @karolina_vel6714 2 роки тому

    “Juice” was b4 swagg guys😂