MEN SHOULDN’T DO THIS… | Episode 133 | NEW RORY & MAL

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  • Опубліковано 21 гру 2024

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  • @crazymause5993
    @crazymause5993 Рік тому +83

    Baisley just chillin behind Mal like the queen she is is such a vibe!

    • @phattygurlchronicles7527
      @phattygurlchronicles7527 Рік тому +2

      The one thing bais is gonna do is get her camera time..period💕

    • @elchapo6175
      @elchapo6175 Рік тому +4

      Imagine being a grown man with that dog lol Rory gets no respect

    • @crazymause5993
      @crazymause5993 Рік тому

      ​@@elchapo6175lol 😂. The heart want what it wants.

  • @bryancole4022
    @bryancole4022 Рік тому +82

    Demaris saying "why you allergic to the earth" is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @ErvNoelProduction
    @ErvNoelProduction Рік тому +50

    Y’all been putting up 50+ the last couple of pods. I won’t front, took me a while to warm up to Julian, but I rock with him now. I was in the barber’s chair yesterday and had to pause this because my laughter was about to get my line pushed back 🤣. Thank you guys for such a high quality, consistent pod.

    • @levicrawford6029
      @levicrawford6029 Рік тому

      I agree with everything except Julian. He suxxx👎🏾

  • @19faf
    @19faf Рік тому +77

    Eddin saying “ havent you ever hugged Rory from the back is crazy” 😂

    • @renaripley801
      @renaripley801 Рік тому +10

      Baby D-Y’all never pulled it in and Swayed? 😂

    • @ZackBeNinja
      @ZackBeNinja Рік тому +3

      That whole hug conversation had me crying.

    • @CodysFavorites
      @CodysFavorites Рік тому

      So funny lmao

  • @ajjonesBOF
    @ajjonesBOF Рік тому +117

    I do love "2020 me" tho..TRADEMARK IT EDDIN

  • @renaripley801
    @renaripley801 Рік тому +22

    The conversation about Rory and Mal hugging is hilarious 🤣

  • @heyitsnasira
    @heyitsnasira Рік тому +56

    Lol y'all better remind Julian to test again in two months. Some of those STIs got a "dormancy" period and go undetected

    • @CassCream
      @CassCream Рік тому +4

      Damn...where is the punchline here?

    • @heyitsnasira
      @heyitsnasira Рік тому +16

      @@CassCream that's the fucked up part, there isn't. Get tested 😅

    • @JB4C89
      @JB4C89 Рік тому +1

      Exactly check in two months!

    • @newrorynmal
      @newrorynmal  Рік тому +27

      my mom sent me a screenshot of this...she wanted me to thank you for the reminder lol

    • @laelracqueljohnson3273
      @laelracqueljohnson3273 Рік тому

      @@newrorynmal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kylemclaren8772
    @kylemclaren8772 Рік тому +9

    The list is one of the funniest segments in pod history. Not just this pod. All pods. I’m deceased.

  • @ms.theveytarot2364
    @ms.theveytarot2364 Рік тому +13

    then frying rory up for having a ring light has me screaming 😭

  • @reggiepyrtle8473
    @reggiepyrtle8473 Рік тому +49

    Episodes been great lately ❤

    • @Keef_Doe
      @Keef_Doe Рік тому

      Lol ok... This shit is boring but I have nothing else to listen too

  • @themaddestvillain3040
    @themaddestvillain3040 Рік тому +25

    Bruh Mal talking bout biscuits like nobody eats biscuits is crazy 🤣

  • @michelangelooliver2590
    @michelangelooliver2590 Рік тому +16

    When they talked about women being born after 1991 hating nice guys I damn screamed in unison!!! I experience it daily.

  • @GZMJr
    @GZMJr Рік тому +28

    Please always let Demaris talk… She’s the gift that keeps giving 😭 Loud & wrong is my favorite type of person. God never let her stop talking.

    • @motorcycle-man
      @motorcycle-man Рік тому +5

      That describes exactly how I feel. I'll be over here facepalming my face upside down tho lol.

    • @CantEditDaTruth
      @CantEditDaTruth Рік тому +9

      I’m starting to think she plays a character and doesn’t actually believe what she say. Cus it’s like .. no way bro

    • @motorcycle-man
      @motorcycle-man Рік тому +4

      @@CantEditDaTruth lol I hope so

    • @Veon_Ray
      @Veon_Ray Рік тому +3

      *Loud & Wrong!!!*

    • @phattygurlchronicles7527
      @phattygurlchronicles7527 Рік тому +1

      Smh

  • @nehemiahkiner4366
    @nehemiahkiner4366 Рік тому +9

    Basley's face at 3:13 is hilarious lmaoo

  • @dontworry5897
    @dontworry5897 Рік тому +27

    BABY D COMING IN HOT WITH THE TOXIC TAKE

  • @jamiekoh6113
    @jamiekoh6113 Рік тому +9

    I bought the Patreon. These past two episodes have been legendary.

  • @tonyfarias724
    @tonyfarias724 Рік тому +3

    Mal goin from saying “I’m never sucking anything out of a tube” to “I can kill a gogurt in 7 seconds” had me chuckling 😂

  • @alexandershabazzi8890
    @alexandershabazzi8890 Рік тому +12

    "Ideas by jobless, bitter women." LOLLL!!

  • @kikuchusss
    @kikuchusss Рік тому +10

    Eddin pluggin the patreon so people can witness the hug!!!!! Did anybody catch that....HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! They are all on point. I can't stop laughing. They leave me no room to recover from the last punchline to the next. How they do it so well? It's great.

  • @charlierayed
    @charlierayed Рік тому +16

    We need the full Father O'N**l story from Rory if he's ever ready. I used to think it was just a joke but these last 2 episodes made me realise it's probably true.

    • @millardfilmore1403
      @millardfilmore1403 Рік тому +2

      On god I been watching R&M since the beginning and watched jbp before and I had no clue ab that until just now lol

    • @19faf
      @19faf Рік тому +8

      The fact he said” I got packed as a kid so I can unpack as an adult” was bonkers af lol.

  • @XxspidermanxX93
    @XxspidermanxX93 Рік тому +13

    How they just skip over demaris saying "What is this a HOETEL"😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thestorm6127
    @thestorm6127 Рік тому +5

    I like how young Bais be just chilling around Mal 🤣🤣

  • @PPCCO.
    @PPCCO. Рік тому +12

    The media didn't rock with Carmichael until he announced he was Gay; now he's being championed by 'Merica. I rocked with his show, but lets not act like the people didn't allow it to get cancelled. The world is a crazy place lol

    • @30chubbs215
      @30chubbs215 Рік тому

      Agreed. Ioooooved The Carmichael Show

  • @630zazou
    @630zazou Рік тому +27

    Who gets that soul hurt over a random hook up? There has to be more to this.

    • @stxrmking
      @stxrmking Рік тому +2

      Tbf, any regular person would get tight. Its both a shot to his ego, and actually disrespectful. Now, he gets what he deserves cause why the fuck you staying with a random stranger for 4 days. But he got stood up on a dinner after reminding shortly multiple times and pushed the shit back, gave somebody his personal belongings, brought a stranger to his crib (this really some safety shit too), you can see why he’s so tight. Mal said it best last episode, he felt like “who the fuck are you to do this?”

  • @nobodyexceptme7794
    @nobodyexceptme7794 Рік тому +16

    Surviving Julian: A New Years Nightmare

  • @warrencarroll6228
    @warrencarroll6228 Рік тому +3

    Yo!! These last 2 pods are 10/10!! They shooting a 100%

  • @aaronmiles5013
    @aaronmiles5013 Рік тому +22

    The episode was 🔥.But yo why is Mal dressed like Cube's stunt double

  • @misskon6688
    @misskon6688 Рік тому +5

    Mal: “A woman can’t eat a whole steak, that’s CRAZY.”
    The list of things that are crazy is CRAZY 😂😂😂

  • @snuffy3141
    @snuffy3141 Рік тому +9

    My nigga mal dressed like ice cube 😁

  • @thuthukanimngomezulu3238
    @thuthukanimngomezulu3238 Рік тому +2

    "That is what's wrong but it won't end with me!"😂😂😂😂

  • @BigChiefRedEyezZ
    @BigChiefRedEyezZ Рік тому +6

    The yakubian asking for the plot of Baby Boy is nuts 😂😂😂

  • @whoudini08
    @whoudini08 Рік тому +15

    Confessions on Ice is nasty 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @The-Slump
    @The-Slump Рік тому +2

    We not gonna talk about Baisely pressin Mal at 12:07 😂😂

  • @darrellgillis1041
    @darrellgillis1041 Рік тому +3

    Rory : That’s why you pull out
    Mal: Suck it
    Eddin: I just put it on her face
    Diabolical dialogue 😂😂😂

  • @sagemode6
    @sagemode6 Рік тому +17

    Rory the type of nigga to make plane sounds with his spoon

  • @dahkari2003
    @dahkari2003 Рік тому +8

    Shorty running a train on the train ride is crazy, 😂😂😂

  • @jibrilbuilder2668
    @jibrilbuilder2668 Рік тому +6

    Next year is 2020 “More.” 😂

  • @kwestionme5241
    @kwestionme5241 Рік тому +6

    The baby boy point. For rory. That's kinda what makes the movie genius. It has no direction like the main character lol. Do the science King

  • @ifrr8337
    @ifrr8337 Рік тому +5

    The list breakdown was hilarious! 😂

  • @jalenfrommiramar
    @jalenfrommiramar Рік тому +17

    Jody was 20yrs old in Baby Boy give him a break 😂😂😂

    • @sportsmanjared
      @sportsmanjared Рік тому +8

      Lmao notice how the only woman in the room called him a bum 😂

    • @renaripley801
      @renaripley801 Рік тому

      💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @ecomworld4695
    @ecomworld4695 Рік тому +19

    Mal too cool for school and can't even have a gogurt without being judged for it.

    • @19faf
      @19faf Рік тому +1

      The real question is, how fast is he finishing it

    • @dookfields2362
      @dookfields2362 Рік тому

      Grown man sucking a gogurt is nuts

    • @ecomworld4695
      @ecomworld4695 Рік тому +2

      @@dookfields2362 It just shows people being insecure of how other people might view them.
      In our society nowadays, for example you just can't get a hotdog(not at a sporting event) with your homeboy without them commenting on how sus that is. Like wtf....

  • @Marcel16DM
    @Marcel16DM Рік тому +1

    "Flowers got you shook?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Muybonitacoco22
    @Muybonitacoco22 Рік тому +10

    Idc Eddin is sooooo funny😂😂😂😂 love him!!

  • @Malpakot
    @Malpakot Рік тому +4

    Mals internalised homophobia is crazy 😂

  • @renaripley801
    @renaripley801 Рік тому +7

    Yo y’all had me dying this whole pod 🤣🔥

  • @Brklynzfynest718
    @Brklynzfynest718 Рік тому

    "Confessions on Ice" is crazy! lmaooooo please!!!

  • @ape-san6037
    @ape-san6037 Рік тому +17

    I love baby d but she dead ass been the voice of every bird brain female these last two pods 🤣🤣

  • @leejohn_bns
    @leejohn_bns Рік тому

    8:11 lmao Julian wit the light shot "does he see it tho?"

  • @hasanih8384
    @hasanih8384 Рік тому +9

    All these years Rory been joking about being molested, for some reason these past couple of episodes I’m starting to think it might not be just jokes…

    • @shugarae1
      @shugarae1 Рік тому +5

      It's not just jokes, but I think he's ok.

    • @lewlootpack4459
      @lewlootpack4459 Рік тому +6

      It's only like the 6th time he's been on a pod and alluded to it not just being jokes. Take all the time you need to believe him tho 😆

    • @hasanih8384
      @hasanih8384 Рік тому +5

      Now that you say it…he has kind of straight up said this was real shit. I just still thought it was only jokes cause that’s a wild thing to joke about on a podcast if it really happen to you.

  • @chrisjahmal4224
    @chrisjahmal4224 Рік тому +2

    CONFESSIONS ON ICE 😂

  • @alexjenkins2012
    @alexjenkins2012 Рік тому +1

    Yo that list of what men can’t do and they brought up gogurt 😭😭💀. Ayy yo

  • @LboogieEntertainmentTv
    @LboogieEntertainmentTv Рік тому +4

    The movie is called baby boy. The plot is about the immaturity and underdeveloped mindset of the balck man

    • @hollywood486
      @hollywood486 Рік тому +1

      That’s not by definition what plot means 😂 there need to be an order of events etc etc
      So the plot would be overcoming immaturity and developing a better mindset as a BLACK MAN.
      What you said is just shytting on black men not sure if you care but just worded it better if you do

  • @kathleenwhitlow7820
    @kathleenwhitlow7820 Рік тому +3

    Guys! I’m going to ask you guys just for the hundredth time. Can you please please please please please please please put your regular episodes on Patreon. All the other podcasts that I subscribe to put their regular episodes on Patreon along with the episodes you can only get as a subscriber. It’s helpful to have them all in one place and it’s helpful because you’re actually able to hear the music on Patreon which you cannot on UA-cam and I prefer to listen and watch at the same time. Please! It’s not too much to ask for an episode you’re already putting out to be on Patreon as well. That should be a given as a subscriber.

  • @Tankes914
    @Tankes914 Рік тому

    Eddin saying hug from the back was insane 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jahmeek
    @jahmeek Рік тому +4

    "You eat go gurts"?😆😆

  • @Augusto0926
    @Augusto0926 Рік тому +1

    So a robot can defend me in court but I can’t cast my presidential vote from my phone????

  • @Marcel16DM
    @Marcel16DM Рік тому +2

    1:08:00 the wildest 45 seconds 🤣🤣😭😭

  • @hilfiger8629
    @hilfiger8629 Рік тому +2

    Ye theyre back the last few pods havent been that good but they killin it in the new year

  • @abtshoni
    @abtshoni Рік тому

    BroOOo, about that train station stop game. I once took a train with my mother, and she slept throughout the train ride, I was so anxious cause I didn't know where we were supposed to go off...she literally woke up when we stopped at the station we were supposed to get off and carried on like its just another day. I was astonished cause it wasn't the last stop.

  • @taydavis8888
    @taydavis8888 Рік тому

    "Flowers got you shook" I'm deceased

  • @remingtonsteel8409
    @remingtonsteel8409 Рік тому +2

    Comparing Schindler's List to Baby Boy is Craaazy!

  • @CCCou
    @CCCou Рік тому +3

    I came here for the pup on the couch. Lol…

  • @elmascavidal1797
    @elmascavidal1797 Рік тому +2

    Mal looking like he got his fit… from ice cube’s closet…..

  • @civilenggggg
    @civilenggggg Рік тому +2

    Mals distaste for Eden is becoming fucking hilarious ngl

  • @thecunninlynguist
    @thecunninlynguist Рік тому +9

    good ep, the list is hilarious

  • @Malpakot
    @Malpakot Рік тому +1

    Rucksack is English word for a backpack 😂

  • @thuthukanimngomezulu3238
    @thuthukanimngomezulu3238 Рік тому +1

    Edin, how is having 1 or 2 tampons better than having an entire box?😂😂😂

  • @e2ginfinity
    @e2ginfinity Рік тому +1

    rory is the last person to talk about someone making jokes that arent funny. he makes unfunny jokes then proceeds to beat that unfunny joke to death trying to get a laugh.

  • @vukasakhecapitalvsc7085
    @vukasakhecapitalvsc7085 Рік тому +4

    "two Podders, one razor" makes you more than boys, your family now 😂 ...

  • @DifferentLevels
    @DifferentLevels Рік тому

    I've definitely invited 2 chicks over at the same time before thinking one wasn't gone show up, but luckily my homeboy was there 🤣 he just took the one less fortunate.

  • @RysinGgee
    @RysinGgee Рік тому +4

    Breakn a Banana🍌 n rockn it is NASTY💀🤣Julian is Nasty

  • @ZackBeNinja
    @ZackBeNinja Рік тому

    Nah nah nah. 39:30 They can't let Baby D get the "you pulled him in and then you swayed?" off without saying nothing. Lmfaoooo.

  • @thebestrapperindc
    @thebestrapperindc Рік тому +2

    baby boy was actually deep. And symbolically showcased the plot of a mother A son. A baby mother all surving and the nuances of love in hood simply put a love story and coming of age movie..…. Like that went over his head

    • @kevthepoet
      @kevthepoet Рік тому

      I honestly can't tell if Baby Boy is meant to be a comedy or not.

    • @thebestrapperindc
      @thebestrapperindc Рік тому +1

      @@kevthepoet bro literally that joint is based off some whole skaspere play or something .. it’s a tragic comedy with a a happy ending …
      Honestly bro I avoided watching the movie cuz o thought it was over hyped growing up but it’s really deep bro. Deals with single parenthood. Late blooming men . What it means to be a man.. mother son relationship, toxic relationships.. look up the movie explained Jon singleton is no joke. That movie showed ppl some shyt .

  • @ToDaMaxxx
    @ToDaMaxxx Рік тому +1

    Masculinity for a lot of men is super fragile.

  • @jamesmarie
    @jamesmarie Рік тому

    Mals best take is the whole BET and Stevie Wonder top award offering.

  • @LordYeshuaHamashiach
    @LordYeshuaHamashiach Рік тому +4

    Harry had a frostbite. That's why.

  • @dizzle82kb
    @dizzle82kb Рік тому

    You slick Edin 39:36 😂

  • @kevthepoet
    @kevthepoet Рік тому

    That was weird when they were begging them to hug lol

  • @Dubstar47
    @Dubstar47 Рік тому +2

    Lmao they got mad uncomfortable when they were asked to hug each other. Kinda weird but to each their own.

  • @tamiza22
    @tamiza22 Рік тому +2

    6:40 love baisley

  • @somebadi9
    @somebadi9 Рік тому +3

    mal with the ice cube swag tho

  • @brieljones23
    @brieljones23 Рік тому

    A robot lawyer is wild 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @barrytaylor8772
    @barrytaylor8772 Рік тому +2

    Baby boy, Shawshank Redemption great movies of 2nd chances,reinvention,self reflection and self forgiveness!

  • @zanndunge1503
    @zanndunge1503 Рік тому +2

    Uncle waffles is on the lineup in couchella

  • @nemo_shrts
    @nemo_shrts Рік тому +1

    Rory hating on Elon now
    Rory's hate list:
    1. Drake
    2. Elon

  • @rougherdam
    @rougherdam Рік тому

    19:26 Julian went to far 😂😅

  • @Beautifully_Chaotic3109
    @Beautifully_Chaotic3109 Рік тому +1

    Y’all been podding ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @freddiebridges5099
    @freddiebridges5099 Рік тому +1

    I don’t like that part, that part I don’t like…..bullet train 😂😂😂

  • @gargeluy3035
    @gargeluy3035 Рік тому +1

    These are grown ass adults ladies and gentlemen....

  • @isisbadone
    @isisbadone Рік тому +3

    Stop I’m just here for Baisly

  • @asteriskwitdajuice
    @asteriskwitdajuice Рік тому +1

    Ok how does Rory doesn’t understand the plot was Snoop trying to fight with Tyrese over a girl🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @NoluNini
    @NoluNini Рік тому +2

    Why are they pushing them to hug 🤣🤣. But it is weird that they have never hugged

  • @GiLLMATIC21
    @GiLLMATIC21 Рік тому +2

    Lmao that list was wild

  • @kevinspencer6055
    @kevinspencer6055 Рік тому +1

    You gotta DM your lawyer to throw the chair at the judge

  • @dstn07
    @dstn07 Рік тому +1

    Opening your arms without the dapp😔👏🤣😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @jordanclarke6450
    @jordanclarke6450 Рік тому +1

    If my kids God’s willing don’t care I saw Frank Ocean live then I’ve failed 😂

  • @earnestmarks5454
    @earnestmarks5454 Рік тому

    Yall must've forgot Frank was on 4:44. Lowkey they got a few collabs at this point

  • @kinchen261
    @kinchen261 Рік тому +5

    Eddin sneaking that mal has big hips is hilarious

    • @jasonforte409
      @jasonforte409 Рік тому +1

      Lol I peeped that and no one noticed it lol.

  • @mannyspeaks47
    @mannyspeaks47 Рік тому +1

    “The kids are behaving themselves” YOU ARE ONLY 32!!!!!

  • @livsluxlife5172
    @livsluxlife5172 Рік тому +4

    Rory lowkey was down to hug 🥹