I was a prison officer years ago. We had a homeless guy that was a repeat offender who was a sniffer and diabetic. Every time he came in, we had to peel this socks off, including the skin they were stuck to, and bribe him with mcdonalds to shower. His feet were always covered in maggots. He ended up with gangrene in both feet. I heard he died, but I'm not sure if it was from the sniffing or the bug infestation in the stumps of his legs 🤷♂️
Grossest? An X-ray. Lateral view. The patient's bones were so lacking in bone that they showed up as translucent. Like jello cubes. Why that outgrossed Covid lungs, I don't know. Just... Bones shouldn't be translucent on X-ray. All of 'em. We were all asking, HOW did he live? (Not much longer, as it turned out.)
The guy was disappearing in the photo, like Marty McFly in "Back to the Future". The patient didn't die, he just faded away.😳 BTW - What do Covid lungs look like??
I had a student nurse approach me in the hallway holding an “old time”, mercury thermometer in her fingers. She asked me what the red color on the held end meant and I told her it meant it was for RECTAL temperature checking. Oh, yes, the look on her face told me she had just used it on her assigned patient for an ORAL temp! I just shrugged and said “0h well, at least it’s their own thermometer”! The mercury thermometers for oral use were marked with a bright blue end. 😅 Individual mercury thermometers were left at the patient’s bedside in a vial of alcohol, to be cleanly wiped off before using, of course! Wow, prehistoric times, makes me feel REALLY old!!! 🧓🏻😂😳
My most hilarious memory as a healthcare provider is 40 years ago. I was working in a nursing home and there was an elderly married couple that had the same room, but each had separate bed. Jacob the husband, kept taking his wife's pajamas and hiding them in his bed. When we finally asked him why he kept doing this all he said was " What's a man to do?" 😂😂😊
You absolutely can get a perforation from anal sex or penetration with an object (albeit in the rectum usually or maybe the sigmoid colon) if it's either big enough, rough enough, or there's some underlying pathology. In fact, I've EVEN seen a story of a woman who ended up with a pneumoperitoneum (air in the abdominal cavity) and the associated pain, bleeding and illness as a result of too-vigorous PIV sex which left a perforation in her vagina through into the abdominal cavity. Of course, there are many more other (likely) ways of developing a bowel perforation from disorders like IBD, bowel obstruction, traumatic abdominal injury, etc or even long-term severe constipation (in those cases, a fecolith forms - a calcified lump of poop) and the continued pressure of it on the wall of the bowel can cause it to eventually perforate... but yeah, you absolutely CAN end up with a bowel perforation from anal intrusion.
Pluto on demand, not live. Unfortunately with Pluto, they rarely seem to have all the seasons of TV shows. There were 4 seasons before a strike at Spike TV canceled it, but Pluto only has the 1st 2 seasons. Hope this helps 😊
I have to be honest I hate that show because they use real new stories about people who died in these horrible ways [usually not due to their own stupidity] and then they create characters who are stupid assholes so that we don't feel as bad when they die but it's still based on a real person. I just don't like that kind of manipulation very much, especially when the punishment so rarely fits the crime.
@@cynomain9802it is very true after having worked in the hospital for 38 years, 13 of which was in the ER. I can verify that your sense of humor does become dark.
Back when i worked in a UK hospital, a gentleman was brought into the ER from an RTA, retching over and over and over again. He couldn't stop because...his finger was shoved so far up his nose it couldn't be pulled out. He'd been picking his nose at a traffic light, been rear-ended, hit his elbow on the steering wheel, and up it went
I'm not a nurse, but I'm an ER clerk and have worked several wards in the hospital. Grossest things I've seen: my ward went on scabies outbreak at one point, and several patients AND STAFF got scabies, we have a known patient that comes to the ER frequently with feet literally rotting off their body, we have a pneumatic tube system for sending stuff around the building, when I worked on a ward the ER sent a possible scabies patient's socks through the system in an UNSEALED bag.
@grimnirnacht we all had to prophylactically use the nix cream treatment, which is how I learned the hard way I'm allergic to it and had to get a Dr note to not do the second prophylactic treatment. Somehow, I still brought it home without getting it myself because my husband got it, and there's no way he got it from anywhere but me because he s an electrician and didn't work at the hospital yet.
These stories are why I always come back here. Even after months. Maggots would definitely be the worse. I can say I have never seen that during Nursing that goodness.
Why can people say penis yet a vagina is a vajj wtf 😅 great thing to teach kids one is acceptable the other has to be substituted no bad words just bad uses
My mother has diverticulosis....she was experiencing extreme abdominal pain...went to the ER and was told it was "woman's pain" aka cramps. This was on a Friday. By Monday she was back in the ER....her large intestines had ruptured. She flatlined twice on the operating table and was given a 20% chance of survival. She spent 3 weeks in ICU, 2 more weeks in regular hospital recovery, was out of work for six months, and had a colostomy bag for nine months. All this because some asshat of a doctor decided to ignore hwr urine tests showong elevated white blood cells and just go with the "woman's pain" diagnosis 😡
Think the killing of the soul also includes people who work as veterinary nurse/vets, often saw anomals come in with maggots in wounds, or other such horrors, think one of the worst was when a man brought in a litter of puppies which had had elastic bands tied around their tails very very tightly to try to dock their tails as he couldnt find a vet willing to do the operation (it is actually banned in the uk unless the dog is a working dog or it is medically needed) we lost all but two of the pups due to them getting severe spinal issues and infections 😢
@@FirstDarkAngel2001 thankfully it's illegal to dock dogs tails in the UK unless it's for a working dog (eg a gun dog as having their tails can cause problems with injuries but it does have to be proven they will be a working dog and not a companion dog) or for a medical issue like some dogs have happy tails where they constantly wag their tails on to hard surfaces and the tails get damaged and so they often get their tails docked to prevent spinal infections/problems as if the tail gets damaged too far up it can cause the dog to become paralysed so it's safer to dock the tail (not always a full dock where they are just left with a tiny stump but sometimes the tails are taken to where the tails can't be easily injured as much) if this is a large possibility, also ear docking in the UK is illegal unless its for a medical reason.and cats can't have their claws removed (unless for a medical reason) and skunks and ferrets can't have their scent glands removed either (unless it's for a medical reason), thankfully there are some strict rules when it comes to things like this in the UK (and other places in Europe), guess thats why people think we are a very pet loving country (cos we are lol)
Maggots are legit gross though. And they are hell to get rid of. We had maggots in our trashcan once, thanks to a roommate. It took weeks of washing and bleaching the thing over and over to finally get rid of them completely. The mother fuckers just kept coming back! 😫
I heard a story from a nurse I worked with in the ER. A very obese lady came to the ER. She had sooo many cats. They were finding dead kittens in her folds. 🤮
This is going to sound really vile but my ex told the story of how he found out that his ex girlfriend was cheating on him so he didn't let her know that he knew but he asked to meet up for One Last Night of Hanky panky if you know what i mean but on the condom he put icy hot or something similar to icy hot that gets hot and cold and proceeded to have sex with her that is how he got back At her for contacts, this happened in a different country.
The first time I arrived in America, I got to the hotel, turned on the t.v.. To my consternation, there was an advert for arsehole cream, voiced by Leonard Nimoy! American weirdness dialled up to eleven.
I flipped over the handlebars of my bike, got drove home by a friend's mom, and was told by my parents to put my own bike in the garage. I STILL have a rock in my hand.
I flipped over my handlebars on my bike once, crashing hard. A lady was driving by and saw the whole thing. She's panicking, I'm unable to breathe because I hit my diaphragm so hard I was going blue, and I swore the lady was going to have a heart attack if I didn't speak. She called an ambulance, and I swear, I got to the point where I could take the miniscule breathes ever but still couldn't speak when the ambulance showed up. Now I'm panicking because my adoptive parents are going to kick my ass for being an ambulance and making a scene. The woman is panicking still because I haven't taken a full breath in yet and couldn't speak, and the ambulance people are like... Mam, you can leave now, thank you. A few more minutes and everything unlocked. I was able to take a deep breath in and tell and start crying that I was going to be in trouble for them being there. They gave me a ride up the street home and said don't worry about it. They still talked to my adoptive parents though, I still got in trouble, and I have had a weak diaphragm since. But a rock in the hand! .... Man, you got me beat. I feel like I'd be feeling it in my hand everyday and it would slowly drive me mad.
@stephaniflanigan22 I am sorry to hear that. I wasn't trying to create a competition. Was pointing out my parents' response, I should take care of my stuff regardless.
@@monorail4252 no no, no actually competition. I'm an older millennial too. Listen I just meant in as I thought I had it bad when that happened. That's all. You absolutely have nothing to apologize for and if anyone ever makes you feel like you have to say sorry for something like that, please please know they're in the wrong. My comment was said with nothing but good vibes and just joining in with you.
Seriously how big was that gummy bear 😂 Actually bear sized!! I want one! My husband once put Gold Bond powder on his balls,he said it really burned! I laughed!!!😂 He didn’t read the bottle which contained menthol. No menthol on your private parts!! Witch hazel pads help your hemorrhoids too.
It's not unheard of, getting a perforation being a "Back Door Man." Seen it once in my career, done with a large butt plug, and I mean fecking enormous! With a left hand thread! Still have difficulty with the reality of that evening.
Every time I think of all these nursing stories it takes me back to my mother telling the story of me being born. I was a double footling breech & upon every contraction I was stepping on my umbilical cord. Some poor Air Force nurse had to put her hand up to hold my feet & climbed on the gurney for the run to the OR. My dad used to joke that's why I was born cross-eyed, but Mom would just tell him to be quiet.
I am a mental health therapist, but before I decided to become a therapist, I worked in the ER for 4 years evaluating clients who came in with mental health crises so I've also seen a LOT. You crack me up- I'll be seeing you on Saturday in New Brunswick and can't wait!
I had a coworker whose husband was a sheriff's deputy. She told me about a call he had the night before where a man had an infant stuck to his penis! The man said he couldn't get it off no matter what he tried, including a hammer. The paramedics couldn't remove the child either, so he was transported to the ER with a jacket covering the baby. Needless to say, the child did not live.
The worst thing that happened to me from eating way to many thc edibles was ordering 5 apps and 3 desserts all from different places on DoorDash and Uber eats for the perfect meal.
@@RD9_Designs Honestly it's much easier to reach up there then you think... Also I'm pretty familiar with things going up my butt so it isn't really trauma ; )... The one time it really sucks is when something is stuck super deep, but that's why I have the shower shot! For realzies though I have been having issues pushing for a while now so it's just something that's easier for me.
The perforated bell story person probably watches true crime documentarys because the first kill of one seirial killer was when he shoved a super long metal pole up there… kallmekris has a video
I was a prison officer years ago. We had a homeless guy that was a repeat offender who was a sniffer and diabetic. Every time he came in, we had to peel this socks off, including the skin they were stuck to, and bribe him with mcdonalds to shower. His feet were always covered in maggots. He ended up with gangrene in both feet. I heard he died, but I'm not sure if it was from the sniffing or the bug infestation in the stumps of his legs 🤷♂️
@@Thebroke.n.farmgirl Glue/paint/propellant sniffer?
@@SiiriCressey anything he could get his hands on, so yes, all of the above
Grossest? An X-ray. Lateral view. The patient's bones were so lacking in bone that they showed up as translucent. Like jello cubes. Why that outgrossed Covid lungs, I don't know. Just... Bones shouldn't be translucent on X-ray. All of 'em. We were all asking, HOW did he live? (Not much longer, as it turned out.)
The guy was disappearing in the photo, like Marty McFly in "Back to the Future". The patient didn't die, he just faded away.😳
BTW - What do Covid lungs look like??
Were they suffering from radiation sickness? Severe doses can liquify bone marrow into gelatinous ooze...
Why had his bones deboned?
@@SiiriCresseylol deboned
The hemorrhoid cream story was one I submitted on behalf of my dad! Glad you could use it in a video lol
Was he the patient?
That's awesome
@@SiiriCressey lol no the pharmacist 😂
I had a student nurse approach me in the hallway holding an “old time”, mercury thermometer in her fingers. She asked me what the red color on the held end meant and I told her it meant it was for RECTAL temperature checking. Oh, yes, the look on her face told me she had just used it on her assigned patient for an ORAL temp! I just shrugged and said “0h well, at least it’s their own thermometer”! The mercury thermometers for oral use were marked with a bright blue end. 😅 Individual mercury thermometers were left at the patient’s bedside in a vial of alcohol, to be cleanly wiped off before using, of course! Wow, prehistoric times, makes me feel REALLY old!!! 🧓🏻😂😳
The last story..the old guy came and went at the same time!!!!
My most hilarious memory as a healthcare provider is 40 years ago. I was working in a nursing home and there was an elderly married couple that had the same room, but each had separate bed. Jacob the husband, kept taking his wife's pajamas and hiding them in his bed. When we finally asked him why he kept doing this all he said was
" What's a man to do?" 😂😂😊
You absolutely can get a perforation from anal sex or penetration with an object (albeit in the rectum usually or maybe the sigmoid colon) if it's either big enough, rough enough, or there's some underlying pathology. In fact, I've EVEN seen a story of a woman who ended up with a pneumoperitoneum (air in the abdominal cavity) and the associated pain, bleeding and illness as a result of too-vigorous PIV sex which left a perforation in her vagina through into the abdominal cavity. Of course, there are many more other (likely) ways of developing a bowel perforation from disorders like IBD, bowel obstruction, traumatic abdominal injury, etc or even long-term severe constipation (in those cases, a fecolith forms - a calcified lump of poop) and the continued pressure of it on the wall of the bowel can cause it to eventually perforate... but yeah, you absolutely CAN end up with a bowel perforation from anal intrusion.
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Kinky is using a feather. Deviant is using the whole chicken.
Just saying...
Oh this one made me chuckle.
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No, kinky means having sex in a canvas drysuit. 🥵
These stories remind me of A Thousand Ways To Die (a show on TV can prob be found on UA-cam) lots of unbelievable stories
Ya I miss that show lol
Pluto on demand, not live. Unfortunately with Pluto, they rarely seem to have all the seasons of TV shows. There were 4 seasons before a strike at Spike TV canceled it, but Pluto only has the 1st 2 seasons. Hope this helps 😊
I have to be honest I hate that show because they use real new stories about people who died in these horrible ways [usually not due to their own stupidity] and then they create characters who are stupid assholes so that we don't feel as bad when they die but it's still based on a real person.
I just don't like that kind of manipulation very much, especially when the punishment so rarely fits the crime.
The dark humor... I need a friend that's a nurse.
I wish I knew a nurse that would tell me these stories. Good ol' HIPAA
@@cynomain9802it is very true after having worked in the hospital for 38 years, 13 of which was in the ER. I can verify that your sense of humor does become dark.
They didn’t need NARCAN, they needed nachos.
Back when i worked in a UK hospital, a gentleman was brought into the ER from an RTA, retching over and over and over again. He couldn't stop because...his finger was shoved so far up his nose it couldn't be pulled out. He'd been picking his nose at a traffic light, been rear-ended, hit his elbow on the steering wheel, and up it went
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Am now going to shower. Several times. 🤢🤮☠️
I'm not a nurse, but I'm an ER clerk and have worked several wards in the hospital. Grossest things I've seen: my ward went on scabies outbreak at one point, and several patients AND STAFF got scabies, we have a known patient that comes to the ER frequently with feet literally rotting off their body, we have a pneumatic tube system for sending stuff around the building, when I worked on a ward the ER sent a possible scabies patient's socks through the system in an UNSEALED bag.
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Just the idea of scabies makes my skin crawl nevermind the reality
@grimnirnacht we all had to prophylactically use the nix cream treatment, which is how I learned the hard way I'm allergic to it and had to get a Dr note to not do the second prophylactic treatment. Somehow, I still brought it home without getting it myself because my husband got it, and there's no way he got it from anywhere but me because he s an electrician and didn't work at the hospital yet.
That IS gross!!!
@@MysticMyths Oh, poor hubby! He wasn't allergic to the nix cream too, was he?
These stories are why I always come back here. Even after months. Maggots would definitely be the worse. I can say I have never seen that during Nursing that goodness.
Go do volunteer work in a 3rd world country
Can confirm that I have accidentally gotten Icy Hot on my genitals, and it's not fun. 😅
Right? I’ve put it on my lower back or inside of the knee, forgetting it will heat and spread with the body’s natural temperature.
I had a friend whose 4 y o daughter put icy hot on her vagina as well.
Why can people say penis yet a vagina is a vajj wtf 😅 great thing to teach kids one is acceptable the other has to be substituted no bad words just bad uses
My mother has diverticulosis....she was experiencing extreme abdominal pain...went to the ER and was told it was "woman's pain" aka cramps. This was on a Friday. By Monday she was back in the ER....her large intestines had ruptured. She flatlined twice on the operating table and was given a 20% chance of survival. She spent 3 weeks in ICU, 2 more weeks in regular hospital recovery, was out of work for six months, and had a colostomy bag for nine months. All this because some asshat of a doctor decided to ignore hwr urine tests showong elevated white blood cells and just go with the "woman's pain" diagnosis 😡
You can't make this stuff up 😂😂😂😂😂
And THAT is why I had a hemorrhoidectomy. So much better.
Think the killing of the soul also includes people who work as veterinary nurse/vets, often saw anomals come in with maggots in wounds, or other such horrors, think one of the worst was when a man brought in a litter of puppies which had had elastic bands tied around their tails very very tightly to try to dock their tails as he couldnt find a vet willing to do the operation (it is actually banned in the uk unless the dog is a working dog or it is medically needed) we lost all but two of the pups due to them getting severe spinal issues and infections 😢
Let the doggo have their tails. Dx
@@FirstDarkAngel2001 thankfully it's illegal to dock dogs tails in the UK unless it's for a working dog (eg a gun dog as having their tails can cause problems with injuries but it does have to be proven they will be a working dog and not a companion dog) or for a medical issue like some dogs have happy tails where they constantly wag their tails on to hard surfaces and the tails get damaged and so they often get their tails docked to prevent spinal infections/problems as if the tail gets damaged too far up it can cause the dog to become paralysed so it's safer to dock the tail (not always a full dock where they are just left with a tiny stump but sometimes the tails are taken to where the tails can't be easily injured as much) if this is a large possibility, also ear docking in the UK is illegal unless its for a medical reason.and cats can't have their claws removed (unless for a medical reason) and skunks and ferrets can't have their scent glands removed either (unless it's for a medical reason), thankfully there are some strict rules when it comes to things like this in the UK (and other places in Europe), guess thats why people think we are a very pet loving country (cos we are lol)
@@emily.letsendbslintheuk554 . I hope the owner was charged with animal cruelty!
@@SilverAuntiethe biblical "an eye for an eye..." flashed through my mind, likely no tail but...
@@najroe . I guess they'd have to find something else "hanging" around down there to the off, right?🤔😳😱😵💀☠️🤣🤣🤣
Maggots are legit gross though. And they are hell to get rid of. We had maggots in our trashcan once, thanks to a roommate. It took weeks of washing and bleaching the thing over and over to finally get rid of them completely. The mother fuckers just kept coming back! 😫
Stevie, try adding ground flaxseed to your diet when you travel.😘🤗💜☮️
Or wheat germ on some yogurts
That damn chicken story lol.
??? Was it a live chicken ?
Was it a frozen chicken?
Was it a rotisserie chicken ?
Sorry, but just morbid curiosity .
Steve, I used to be a CNA, and I identify so much with you!! You need to write a book about this stuff!! I would definitely buy one!
That gummy was a 10 pounder. You could dress it up as a life sized doll.
I heard a story from a nurse I worked with in the ER. A very obese lady came to the ER. She had sooo many cats. They were finding dead kittens in her folds. 🤮
Ummm...what's what smell from under your breast?? Oh....dead kitten...the usual Friday night....
This sounds so insane that I believe it. >>'
Yuck
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I got a KFC advert before watching this 💀💀💀
This is going to sound really vile but my ex told the story of how he found out that his ex girlfriend was cheating on him so he didn't let her know that he knew but he asked to meet up for One Last Night of Hanky panky if you know what i mean but on the condom he put icy hot or something similar to icy hot that gets hot and cold and proceeded to have sex with her that is how he got back At her for contacts, this happened in a different country.
Giving some boyfriends one hot idea! 😂
The messed up think about the KFC thing is if they came from KFC they could've easily gotten ice.
Was the chicken dead at least??? sheesh
These are the best Steve. I hope you come to Southern California soon.
Once I caught a man with DTs drinking from his urinal. Got upset when I took it from him maybe he thought it was alcohol.
The first time I arrived in America, I got to the hotel, turned on the t.v.. To my consternation, there was an advert for arsehole cream, voiced by Leonard Nimoy! American weirdness dialled up to eleven.
Always the chicken and maggots!
Anyone else have a KFC advert before this video?
Also never ever put Icy hot on your inner thighs either so beyond painful.
Steve, I went to "like" this video when I (re)discovered that I already "liked" it at the beginning of the video. I'm a dork. 🤦🏻♂️🙄
The advertisement before this video (for me at least) was "Foods You Should Not Eat" 😸
I flipped over the handlebars of my bike, got drove home by a friend's mom, and was told by my parents to put my own bike in the garage. I STILL have a rock in my hand.
I flipped over my handlebars on my bike once, crashing hard. A lady was driving by and saw the whole thing. She's panicking, I'm unable to breathe because I hit my diaphragm so hard I was going blue, and I swore the lady was going to have a heart attack if I didn't speak. She called an ambulance, and I swear, I got to the point where I could take the miniscule breathes ever but still couldn't speak when the ambulance showed up.
Now I'm panicking because my adoptive parents are going to kick my ass for being an ambulance and making a scene. The woman is panicking still because I haven't taken a full breath in yet and couldn't speak, and the ambulance people are like... Mam, you can leave now, thank you.
A few more minutes and everything unlocked. I was able to take a deep breath in and tell and start crying that I was going to be in trouble for them being there. They gave me a ride up the street home and said don't worry about it. They still talked to my adoptive parents though, I still got in trouble, and I have had a weak diaphragm since.
But a rock in the hand! .... Man, you got me beat. I feel like I'd be feeling it in my hand everyday and it would slowly drive me mad.
@stephaniflanigan22 both yall have to be GenX 🤙
@stephaniflanigan22 I am sorry to hear that. I wasn't trying to create a competition. Was pointing out my parents' response, I should take care of my stuff regardless.
@@suzishell2786 I'm an older millennial and didn't mean to cause a controversy of who got hurt more .
@@monorail4252 no no, no actually competition. I'm an older millennial too. Listen I just meant in as I thought I had it bad when that happened. That's all. You absolutely have nothing to apologize for and if anyone ever makes you feel like you have to say sorry for something like that, please please know they're in the wrong. My comment was said with nothing but good vibes and just joining in with you.
I love these stories and I hope this series never ends 😂
Seriously how big was that gummy bear 😂 Actually bear sized!! I want one!
My husband once put Gold Bond powder on his balls,he said it really burned! I laughed!!!😂
He didn’t read the bottle which contained menthol. No menthol on your private parts!!
Witch hazel pads help your hemorrhoids too.
It's not unheard of, getting a perforation being a "Back Door Man." Seen it once in my career, done with a large butt plug, and I mean fecking enormous! With a left hand thread! Still have difficulty with the reality of that evening.
Look up Poop Like A Champion cereal one bowl will keep you regular and solve recurring hemorrhoids
Hey Stevio 🤣My Goodness you won’t run out of Stories ✌️💚😎🌴🌺☀️🌊🌈
Bakok 😂😂😂😂😂
I was not expecting that _b'kok!_ 🤣🤣🤣
You sir are hilarious! Thanks for sharing these stories!😂
This was HILARIOUS!!!🤣🤣🤣
LOL
Every time I think of all these nursing stories it takes me back to my mother telling the story of me being born. I was a double footling breech & upon every contraction I was stepping on my umbilical cord. Some poor Air Force nurse had to put her hand up to hold my feet & climbed on the gurney for the run to the OR. My dad used to joke that's why I was born cross-eyed, but Mom would just tell him to be quiet.
Can't wait to see you in Orlando!
Can anyone tell me where this is? I tried to look up what he said but nothing came up.
This was fucking awesome. PLEASE do more of these ❤❤❤😂.
KFC has a totally different meaning now 😳
😂 Absolutely INSANE Story's AND I'M HERE FOR IT 💞 KEEP Em COMING 😅
I am a mental health therapist, but before I decided to become a therapist, I worked in the ER for 4 years evaluating clients who came in with mental health crises so I've also seen a LOT. You crack me up- I'll be seeing you on Saturday in New Brunswick and can't wait!
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that pee cup was not funny...if that was not a joke I would get that person fired
1:25 I've seen five pound non-druggy gummy bears, so......maybe......
Never misplace body parts, better still don't take charge of them! 😋
Not even the urine cup looking different, wouldn’t it feel kind of warm? 😂😂😂 they don’t normally keep those for very long
I had a coworker whose husband was a sheriff's deputy. She told me about a call he had the night before where a man had an infant stuck to his penis! The man said he couldn't get it off no matter what he tried, including a hammer. The paramedics couldn't remove the child either, so he was transported to the ER with a jacket covering the baby. Needless to say, the child did not live.
The worst thing that happened to me from eating way to many thc edibles was ordering 5 apps and 3 desserts all from different places on DoorDash and Uber eats for the perfect meal.
choking on my breakfast listening to you & tears streaming
I had someone ask for p😺y cream due to a language barrier. I died.😂
These stories are crazy, but the chicken fucking one is the worst
Haven't had a hemorrhoid issue since going carnivore.
Might I recommend nicotine caffeine and or a little stool to lift your lages
4:53 Oh yes you can. RIP Mr. Hands…
I just love your stories video! 😂 I want to listen those stories for hours! ❤
Glad I wasn't eating dinner or anything. 😐
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I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!! 😂😂😂
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Woops!
Fake video
Clearly you've never worked in an ER
That's why you carry disposable gloves whenever you go to the toilet... Never know when you need to pull out a stool that is too hard to push out.
Try taking stool softener, it won't traumatize your anus like reaching up there to pull the bricks out!
@@RD9_Designs Honestly it's much easier to reach up there then you think... Also I'm pretty familiar with things going up my butt so it isn't really trauma ; )... The one time it really sucks is when something is stuck super deep, but that's why I have the shower shot!
For realzies though I have been having issues pushing for a while now so it's just something that's easier for me.
The perforated bell story person probably watches true crime documentarys because the first kill of one seirial killer was when he shoved a super long metal pole up there… kallmekris has a video
Clarification: video=documentary
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Fiber gummies are a thing XD
With the holding on to the penis to stop bleeding, couldn't athletic tape do that?
2:16 that wink thooooooooooo
5:20 is some horor movie shit
more of these videos
I wasn't even waiting for the premiere. I was just gonna watch later. But here we are 😂🩷