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  • @kison7715
    @kison7715 5 років тому +31150

    u can even make the whole new storyscript according to the way Sato's rearrange those engrish
    *the story started with morning greetings from Morioh Cho Radio and they want to play a music (show) to start the day
    "Hey, baby!"
    "Naizu naizu berri naizu..."
    "Ohh berri, berri puretti!" "NAAAIZU"
    "Ok mastah, retsu kiru da hoe! *_BEEEEETCHE_* !"
    "Go hed, mister jostur." "DO YUU, *_ANDASTANNNND_* ???"
    "serect ur curr!"
    " _guddo_ " " _HAAIRR TUU YUUO!_ "
    *Cameo Stand disappears
    "OHH MAI GAAD!!!"
    "Mohamed ABUDURU!"
    "YES! I AM!"
    "Yes, yes yes. _Oh my god..._ "
    " _do yu andastand?_ " " *HErLL, TU YU* "
    "Oh! jhatta basebowll!" *OHH MY GOD!!!!*
    "Jagers!" *OO SHIIID!!*
    "Red dragen!" _oh my god..._
    *Dio suddenly appears
    "ZA WAARUDO!!" *SANADABEECH!!!*
    the show is abt to end
    "Gudbai, jojo!"

    • @hutchsgun
      @hutchsgun 5 років тому +1103

      *S A N A D A B E E C H*

    • @granturismomarko2281
      @granturismomarko2281 5 років тому +368

      The Thats a Baseball ones with Joseph.
      They fit

    • @GeeztJeez
      @GeeztJeez 5 років тому +160

      gudbai jojoke, oof

    • @navivan768
      @navivan768 5 років тому +177

      When I’m about to die my last words are going to be “sunofabeetch

    • @dameer___
      @dameer___ 5 років тому +66

      You forgot F-Mega

  • @Jaded_Jinx
    @Jaded_Jinx 5 років тому +27221

    everyone else in the cast: pronounces Joestar properly despite the Engrish
    D'arby: *Mister JoEStUuR*

    • @nichamyy2011
      @nichamyy2011 5 років тому +629

      Idk I think he did it pretty good

    • @mattdunn4785
      @mattdunn4785 5 років тому +1130

      It was on purpose to annoy joeseph

    • @Joseph11OG
      @Joseph11OG 5 років тому +746

      @@mattdunn4785 You spelled Joseph wrong on purpose to annoy me.

    • @326inminecraft
      @326inminecraft 5 років тому +61

      Joseph Grant Jospet
      i think Ingot it

    • @CashMonkeynaz
      @CashMonkeynaz 5 років тому +61

      It sounds like he's having a stroke

  • @AnnaBattistella-c3o
    @AnnaBattistella-c3o 6 років тому +14254

    20% random villain phrases
    80% Joseph's _oh my god_

  • @possiblyend5537
    @possiblyend5537 5 років тому +6109

    Dio: “Goodbye JoJo”
    JoJo: *lego yoda death sounds*

  • @PersonThatExi
    @PersonThatExi 3 місяці тому +302

    0:57 The "surrect urr cur" Is so amazing.

  • @orphiuscarves4756
    @orphiuscarves4756 5 років тому +41121

    *"go ahead, mister Jostëæør"*

  • @TheRevanchist9000
    @TheRevanchist9000 5 років тому +3517

    "Oh, that's a baseball" is the greatest title for a sports game literally ever. Eat your heart out MLB The Show.

    • @TheBrutalSax
      @TheBrutalSax 5 років тому +57

      We all need that game. Especially for that announcer

    • @SlabMangrave
      @SlabMangrave 5 років тому +96

      it's like the title itself is pleasantly surprised by the game's existence

    • @jaxx_vibaya6670
      @jaxx_vibaya6670 5 років тому +4

      @@SlabMangrave underrated comment

    • @destionancy_9258
      @destionancy_9258 5 років тому +11

      *oH, thATs a bASEbALl*

    • @KOCChristian
      @KOCChristian 5 років тому +3

      As baseball fan I agree we need that announcement in every time a game start

  • @4feezyy
    @4feezyy 2 роки тому +8213

    joseph's "oh my god" "oh no" "oh shit" "holy shit" "son of a bitch" will always make me laugh

  • @apertureemployee215
    @apertureemployee215 Рік тому +1768

    “OH! THATS A BASEBALL!” Will forever be a classic

    • @dragulia_venaro
      @dragulia_venaro 9 місяців тому +36

      Lmao.
      I remember when I first time hearing that line, I was like "who the hell think it's a football!?"

    • @jin_cotl
      @jin_cotl 8 місяців тому +9

      Completely agree. It lives rent free in my head

    • @cameron2900x
      @cameron2900x 5 місяців тому

      Oh zats a baezburr

    • @CharzzTheAnimated
      @CharzzTheAnimated 15 днів тому +2

      I mean… it’s a baseball, he’s not wrong.

  • @TheMan-oj6pl
    @TheMan-oj6pl 5 років тому +5506

    When you open the door for mister Joestur
    0:42

  • @YaBoyJa0234
    @YaBoyJa0234 6 років тому +3087

    I got the moves like *J A G A R S*

  • @crypticsenseii
    @crypticsenseii 4 роки тому +2691

    1:41
    English: “oh that’s a baseball”
    Eñgrîśh: “owhh jhats uh bæsboww”!!

  • @bababoey-li6kl
    @bababoey-li6kl Рік тому +485

    1:40 i understand why joseph is so shocked by the fact that thats a baseball,truly a plot twist like no other

    • @OscarTeeVee
      @OscarTeeVee 4 місяці тому +15

      and then the “jaggers” came up, which made him expel “oh shit!” from his lungs - a double twist

    • @Brady1782
      @Brady1782 Місяць тому +2

      And then the red dragers got another oh my god

    • @tacwedie
      @tacwedie 27 днів тому +3

      ​@@Brady1782thus completing his realization of dio's stand power

    • @haif.wanjle.rreturn9169
      @haif.wanjle.rreturn9169 2 дні тому

      ​​@@tacwedie then gets piss off by saying son of a bitch

  • @voli293
    @voli293 5 років тому +11099

    The way they say "The World" will always be badass

    • @JamesTheFoxeArt
      @JamesTheFoxeArt 5 років тому +542

      It's Dark ZA WARUDO!!

    • @Simon-wu1pd
      @Simon-wu1pd 4 роки тому +246

      ok I have to know is he actually trying to say "the world" because it sounds nothing like it

    • @brendon_stuff
      @brendon_stuff 4 роки тому +72

      Simon no, it's just the world in japanese i believe

    • @FairlyOddGamer
      @FairlyOddGamer 4 роки тому +124

      Brendon Stuff the world is actually sekai in Japanese

    • @endme344
      @endme344 4 роки тому +308

      @@brendon_stuff it's in english, but pronounced within the limitations of japanese characters

  • @JGSM_JuvenileGeryon
    @JGSM_JuvenileGeryon 5 років тому +7236

    Why everyone is talking about "Go ahead, Mr Joestar" but no one is talking about "Serect your cr"

  • @MisoSioup985
    @MisoSioup985 5 років тому +663

    Polnareff: Avdol! He's not dead!
    Avdol, after about 18 episodes: 1:21

  • @babooney-o6x
    @babooney-o6x 2 місяці тому +113

    0:42 go ahead mr joestir

  • @brittney6535
    @brittney6535 5 років тому +1920

    “Surect yer cur” actually had me in tears for much longer than it should have when I first saw it.

    • @geschnitztekiste4111
      @geschnitztekiste4111 4 роки тому +49

      Same. Mister Joesturr is also pretty good tho

    • @zjoshuac4373
      @zjoshuac4373 4 роки тому +6

      I’m not liking this comment cause you know why

  • @Az-pool
    @Az-pool 3 роки тому +10488

    Joseph is literally the only guy who knows how to pronounce English properly.
    Edit: 😭 Guys i forgot there are other characters that can speak english properly

    • @myasnotonfire
      @myasnotonfire 2 роки тому +1116

      it might be a va thing but maybe it's bc his character is a native English speaker 👀

    • @teddytodd5403
      @teddytodd5403 2 роки тому +705

      Jonathan and Dio reading this: Am I Joke to you?

    • @Az-pool
      @Az-pool 2 роки тому +148

      @@teddytodd5403 I forgot about them. So sorry.

    • @LordSmallest
      @LordSmallest 2 роки тому +2

      "Sana da bitch"

    • @hajimehinata5854
      @hajimehinata5854 2 роки тому +261

      Avdol said it correctly as well, and William's Hey Baby was also smooth af

  • @TheAlmightyGream
    @TheAlmightyGream 6 років тому +10292

    *_S U R R E C T Y O R K U R R_*

  • @PersonThatExi
    @PersonThatExi 3 місяці тому +54

    0:20 "Here's our first song of the morning." _Immediately after:_ "Wyyyy"

  • @ResistancePasta
    @ResistancePasta 3 роки тому +4912

    1:46 What makes this all the better is that Jotaro, the Japanese kid, pronounces "Jaguars" perfectly, but the game that we can assume was made in an English-speaking country gives us "Jaggers."

    • @caramelldansen2204
      @caramelldansen2204 3 роки тому +364

      pronounces "Jaguars" perfectly... assuming you're a yank

    • @demdude3708
      @demdude3708 3 роки тому +292

      Eren Jagger

    • @ChadBenjamin
      @ChadBenjamin 3 роки тому +399

      Jotaro speaks fluent English. His mother, grandparents, wife and daughter are all American. And the other Crusaders like Polnareff would probably not understand Japanese, so they must have been communicating in English. Not to mention that he and Dio were able to understand each other, and Dio is British.

    • @ResistancePasta
      @ResistancePasta 3 роки тому +76

      @@ChadBenjamin Yeah, true, but the irony's still there

    • @ps2bndled
      @ps2bndled 3 роки тому +60

      @@caramelldansen2204 Yeah...here in the UK we pronounce it "Jagyooer".

  • @vergilsmotivation5126
    @vergilsmotivation5126 4 роки тому +8080

    I can’t get over 0:24
    I just can’t take Zeppeli saying to Dio “Hey Baieby”

  • @hokuto_no_ken
    @hokuto_no_ken 3 роки тому +4773

    When Dio says "Goodbye JoJo!" He sounds like a game show host.

  • @ivorymagnus7347
    @ivorymagnus7347 2 роки тому +534

    I actually interpreted Darby's mispronounciation as intentional, as a way to disrespect the Joestar name and also taunt Joseph because of how they tried mispronouncing Darby's name to distract him

    • @romola7
      @romola7 Рік тому +71

      Saying someone's name wrong in public it's a well known technique to low their confidence when they brag too much, professional casino players are very familiar with it. Joseph uses it as well, calling Darby as Barbie and other similar names.

    • @misterl1668
      @misterl1668 6 місяців тому +18

      True but Joseph Joestar didn't sound like he was having a brain aneurism while mispronouncing D'arby's name on purpose 😂

  • @bishdish2445
    @bishdish2445 3 роки тому +5086

    Dude, I think the old Joseph voice actor speaking English actually just makes the character sound more realistic tbh.

    • @yukikhan3367
      @yukikhan3367 2 роки тому +172

      If you want to listen to that voice actor being on his craziest, to the level that even young Joseph seems like a little infant compared to that, watch Gintama. The voice actor is the same and I'm sure you'll love it

    • @onixsage
      @onixsage 2 роки тому +21

      I was thinking the same lol

    • @rottenborn2292
      @rottenborn2292 2 роки тому +18

      @@yukikhan3367 Nooo what?!! No wonder it’s so funny. The guy is a legend.

    • @notso_cody
      @notso_cody Рік тому +3

      ​@@yukikhan3367 which character

    • @yukikhan3367
      @yukikhan3367 Рік тому +3

      @@notso_cody Gintoki

  • @harubutjojo
    @harubutjojo 4 роки тому +8311

    "F-MEGA!"
    Ok that wasn't so bad
    "Serlct yur curr"
    Oh...

  • @brandonlon5378
    @brandonlon5378 6 років тому +3574

    *OKAY MASTA, LET’S KIRU DA HO*
    *BEEEETCHE*

    • @epowga1811
      @epowga1811 5 років тому +23

      BOOOOOOOOOY

    • @virtualinsanity5623
      @virtualinsanity5623 5 років тому +42

      i lost it at that beeech

    • @brandonlon5378
      @brandonlon5378 5 років тому +8

      Rainbow Gon
      DP(David Productions) did so much justice at that scene.

    • @CharroArgentino
      @CharroArgentino 5 років тому +3

      Beechi*

    • @VI-lo5zp
      @VI-lo5zp 5 років тому +9

      Your next line is...”Omg thank you for all the likes I usually never get this many likes before!”

  • @belabordeaux1037
    @belabordeaux1037 Рік тому +398

    Its all timed so well but I especially love the last bit
    "The World!"
    "Son of a bitch!"
    "Good bye JoJo!"
    Just so spot on

  • @fangsabre
    @fangsabre 3 роки тому +10181

    "Goodbyyyye Jojooo" will always make me laugh

    • @greenpeas57
      @greenpeas57 3 роки тому +21

      same here

    • @elichu2237
      @elichu2237 3 роки тому +25

      I don't find it funny
      Why it's funny like there's nothing wrong

    • @fangsabre
      @fangsabre 3 роки тому +490

      @@elichu2237 Its just extremely odd tone of voice for the delivery. Like it sounds like hes saying bye to a friend at a park or something

    • @thebarbiter4644
      @thebarbiter4644 3 роки тому +1

      Where did you get thaf pfp?

    • @fangsabre
      @fangsabre 3 роки тому +44

      @@thebarbiter4644 idk, internet?
      I've had this Pfp since I was 15, that was 9 years ago so I forgot lol.
      All I know is that it's quite *SMASHING*

  • @emdzhere
    @emdzhere 4 роки тому +2553

    Teacher: what are you laughing about?
    Me: nothing
    My brain:

  • @pyrolyte7690
    @pyrolyte7690 5 років тому +1439

    1:46
    "Jaggers!"
    joseph: AUUUUGH SHEEIT!!
    "Red Dragurn!"
    joseph: ohh mai gaahd...

  • @XtraBlueBoy
    @XtraBlueBoy Рік тому +359

    Are we not gonna talk about how 2:04 - 2:14 is well put together?? :0

    • @MistyTheCat-n9j
      @MistyTheCat-n9j 6 місяців тому

      What

    • @ZaWarudo_TokiWoTomare
      @ZaWarudo_TokiWoTomare 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@MistyTheCat-n9j like how it went from Joseph warning Jotaro (JoJo) and then to Joseph mad because he stopped time. Then to Dio saying goodbye to JoJo could be seen as him saying it to Jotaro as well because he is also JoJo

  • @Pr0xy-Xiii
    @Pr0xy-Xiii 5 років тому +4313

    "Okay Masta, Let's kill da ho, Beeetch!" - Reverb Act 3 has the best line, hands down

    • @mauronoacontaldomurgia2088
      @mauronoacontaldomurgia2088 5 років тому +127

      Echoes* not Reverb

    • @matijakalezic1153
      @matijakalezic1153 5 років тому +55

      @@mauronoacontaldomurgia2088 well actually reverb is a musical effect which adds echo to the sound.

    • @mauronoacontaldomurgia2088
      @mauronoacontaldomurgia2088 5 років тому +66

      @@matijakalezic1153 he calls him Echoes Act 3, not Reverb.

    • @Ilikecustardtarts-xl2oo
      @Ilikecustardtarts-xl2oo 5 років тому +8

      Best scene lmao

    • @Ryxhe
      @Ryxhe 5 років тому +66

      @@mauronoacontaldomurgia2088 yeah but in the translation it's reverb. He might call It like that so dont be such a God among humans

  • @metalurgent
    @metalurgent 2 роки тому +3167

    "Let's kill da ho"
    "BEEETCH"
    My favorite line from the whole show

    • @AdamZ04
      @AdamZ04 Рік тому

      less kill da ho, *_B E E T C H!_*

    • @demonking3673
      @demonking3673 Рік тому +51

      0:37-0:42

    • @jaxwarp8373
      @jaxwarp8373 9 місяців тому +79

      Act 3 is the best character in the show
      S-H-I-T

    • @summerjoy8223
      @summerjoy8223 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@jaxwarp8373hell yeah 🔥

    • @zozonihon5683
      @zozonihon5683 6 місяців тому +1

      stan!

  • @opiniongiveth4839
    @opiniongiveth4839 5 років тому +2747

    0:42 this is literally the best line ive heard in japanese

    • @xykrondevil927
      @xykrondevil927 5 років тому +274

      mihstur jostuhr

    • @fr22d
      @fr22d 5 років тому +16

      Anderson Huber NANI

    • @ryle5410
      @ryle5410 5 років тому +33

      Go ahead, Mr Joaster

    • @joestone5167
      @joestone5167 5 років тому +17

      Go ahed, Mr. Jostur

    • @exnyy9448
      @exnyy9448 5 років тому +1

      Anderson Huber N-NAANNIII?!?

  • @austinslicton6974
    @austinslicton6974 2 роки тому +695

    1:09 This will always give me goosebumps

    • @idosarts_and_krafts
      @idosarts_and_krafts Рік тому +17

      Joseph saw judgement spawn avdol from polnareff's wish and reacted appropriately

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 9 місяців тому +4

      They really did an amazing job of capturing all of the emotions he must have been feeling in that face. Like "I'm gonna see my sister again... OH FUCK I'M GONNA SEE MY SISTER?"

    • @Bellaccm
      @Bellaccm 4 місяці тому +1

      @@exzyyd392 if he knew what was about to happen after lmao

  • @adankmeme651
    @adankmeme651 3 роки тому +2502

    0:50 Damn this Guy's English actually sounds good, He must've been practicing hard.
    0:55 Nevermind

    • @gaxamillion_
      @gaxamillion_ 3 роки тому +521

      sErECt Ur kUrr

    • @sweetdurt2143
      @sweetdurt2143 3 роки тому +171

      SeRekt yUR kuR

    • @rrobin1111
      @rrobin1111 3 роки тому +71

      I drive a kur

    • @TsukiNoMeBoy
      @TsukiNoMeBoy 3 роки тому +78

      The thing about Japanese Engrish is that whenever they say anything that has an "L" in it, it sounds like an "R" cuz they don't really use their tongues to speak a lot

    • @sweetdurt2143
      @sweetdurt2143 3 роки тому +25

      @@TsukiNoMeBoy SeRekt yUR kuR

  • @kosakukawajiri6752
    @kosakukawajiri6752 5 років тому +1948

    Cesarino was definitely the best way to translate cesar-chan

    • @ChobinoftheFunk
      @ChobinoftheFunk 5 років тому +193

      I'd have preferred a more literal "Little Cesar".

    • @cristianandressanchezureta2666
      @cristianandressanchezureta2666 5 років тому +31

      Chiiiiiiiza

    • @JonathanRiverafrickinnice555
      @JonathanRiverafrickinnice555 5 років тому +6

      @@ChobinoftheFunk They didn't wanna localize another name

    • @ChobinoftheFunk
      @ChobinoftheFunk 5 років тому +36

      @@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555 Implying "Cesarino" isn't *already* a localisation? Cesar-chan literally means "Little Cesar" ("-chan" is an honorific in the same vein as the Little in "Little Johnny" or "Little Susie".). The joke would have required *less* localisation than what they went with.

    • @DeeDolp
      @DeeDolp 5 років тому +29

      Little Caesar would get them in trouble probably

  • @noshame5330
    @noshame5330 5 років тому +3702

    The 1:40 transitions are fantastic
    *"Oh, thats a baseball!"*
    *"OHHH MHYYY GAAHHD!"*

    • @probably_moonlight.
      @probably_moonlight. 4 роки тому +55

      IM GOING TO GET HIT

    • @lysoness
      @lysoness 4 роки тому +152

      Jotaro: pick jaguars
      Game: *jagurs*
      Joseph: OH SHEEEET
      D'arby: pick red dragons
      Game: *red rdagurs*
      Joseph: oh my gooooud

    • @nrggvrn5576
      @nrggvrn5576 4 роки тому +24

      When you're an old man and there's a baseball headed towards you but you need time to process that it could kill you

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 3 роки тому +39

      Dio:*stops time*
      Joseph:"son of a bitch!"

    • @HoshikoBeat
      @HoshikoBeat 3 роки тому +19

      Dio: Goodbye, Jojo

  • @jodyhogan5000
    @jodyhogan5000 Рік тому +89

    0:25 "HEeY BaBYy" LMFAOO
    0:43 "Go Ahead Mr JoeSTer"

  • @RobsGaminworld1
    @RobsGaminworld1 4 роки тому +2604

    0:46 me, speaking English in a country that doesn't speak English.

    • @GaymerManDude
      @GaymerManDude 4 роки тому +31

      RobsGamingWorld so underrated lmao

    • @lemex27gamesnshit
      @lemex27gamesnshit 4 роки тому +54

      Bruh same i went to a restaurant in france with my dad and the waitress said something to me and i was like.. OOOHHHHHH MYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOD

    • @onlyian
      @onlyian 4 роки тому +24

      Do You UNDERSTAMMMMMMMMDUU?

    • @toads8748
      @toads8748 4 роки тому +5

      @@GaymerManDude yeahhaahahah

    • @femto8578
      @femto8578 4 роки тому +12

      i once met american tourist at the pyramids he was asking for directions in broken arabic then finished his sentence speaking english slowly "Do you understand"

  • @clasy5678
    @clasy5678 3 роки тому +6411

    00:37
    Okey masta, les kill da ho
    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETCHI
    My absolute favorite line from literally anything

    • @quitter7941
      @quitter7941 3 роки тому +430

      Beach ❌
      Bitch ❌
      Beetch ✔️

    • @dylanaguilar6099
      @dylanaguilar6099 3 роки тому +172

      S-H-I-T

    • @UKEDNHAT7
      @UKEDNHAT7 3 роки тому +178

      Koichi has one of the most underrated stands

    • @deseanpiercy1270
      @deseanpiercy1270 3 роки тому +48

      IM CRYING LAGHING FROM THAT

    • @imnumbnam
      @imnumbnam 3 роки тому +50

      And when you listen closely, he added a "chi" on the end because beeetch is only 1 syllable. So it was "Beeetchi!" Like the red dragon one which became "redo dragon". Hilarious

  • @Ronan.O
    @Ronan.O 4 роки тому +2305

    4 versions of ceasar
    Ceasar
    Ceasar chan
    Ceasarino
    SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @Shatterboxofficial
    @Shatterboxofficial Рік тому +29

    “Goodbye JoJo” and “Hey Baby” are moments from pt 1 that no matter how hard I try I can’t it’s just too funny

  • @catalinamontesss
    @catalinamontesss 4 роки тому +844

    90% of the video:
    Joseph saying “OH MY GOD!”

    • @rachelfarmer3722
      @rachelfarmer3722 4 роки тому +8

      Cati yeah most of the engrish is Joseph yelling something

    • @catalinamontesss
      @catalinamontesss 4 роки тому +1

      Rachel Farmer haha yeah!😂

    • @luki272
      @luki272 4 роки тому +2

      @@rachelfarmer3722 really? "OH MY GOOOOD!"

  • @thatshogunyancat_6900
    @thatshogunyancat_6900 5 років тому +832

    legend has it D'arby is still waiting for mr joester to go ahead

    • @justagny
      @justagny 5 років тому +19

      i can confirm that

    • @StepokTimkrivonog
      @StepokTimkrivonog 5 років тому +5

      my son, sono Giorno Govanna niwa yume g aru

  • @BeanieGoth
    @BeanieGoth 5 років тому +1242

    dio: **is literally an immortal vampire with nothing to fear besides the sun**
    also dio: göõdbÿę jœjø

  • @ShinxBOOM247
    @ShinxBOOM247 Рік тому +37

    Gotta love how half of this video is just Joseph being Joseph. I wouldn't have it any other way

  • @annoyedspy2173
    @annoyedspy2173 5 років тому +387

    0:37 i laugh literally every time i hear this

    • @annoyedspy2173
      @annoyedspy2173 5 років тому +9

      A Pair of Wings do you mean... the S-H-I-T?

    • @emimi1
      @emimi1 4 роки тому +1

      same i SCREAM

  • @mayka9845
    @mayka9845 6 років тому +1151

    Joseph : It's a Stand that stops ti-
    DIO : *ZA WARUUDOO!*
    Joseph : *SANADABEECH*

    • @SonNaruto5
      @SonNaruto5 5 років тому +18

      I was just thinking how that plays in tandem with each other, like DIO stopped Joseph before he could speak

    • @macwill6645
      @macwill6645 5 років тому +15

      *GOODBYE JOJO*

    • @itzsk8911
      @itzsk8911 5 років тому +1

      • MAYKA • GUDBAI JOUJOU

    • @BOTAllen
      @BOTAllen 5 років тому +1

      • MAYKA • saterday beeech

  • @Wooze100
    @Wooze100 6 років тому +1246

    OH THATS A BASEBALL!
    J A G U R S
    R E D D R A G U N Z

  • @victoria.i.
    @victoria.i. Рік тому +32

    I will never stop laughing at “go ahead, mr josterrr”

  • @jazuii
    @jazuii 4 роки тому +4205

    Jojo is the only anime that people who understand japanese need japanese subtitles to understand one of the main characters.

    • @Shadow-lb4nj
      @Shadow-lb4nj 3 роки тому +17

      Why is there no reply?

    • @rockhistoria2537
      @rockhistoria2537 3 роки тому +14

      @@Shadow-lb4nj hello there
      To memelord333: Cool! I am editing the comment so we don't ruin the number of comments

    • @Memelord-kk9xh
      @Memelord-kk9xh 3 роки тому +1

      good question. Now there are 3

    • @magnusprobus4777
      @magnusprobus4777 3 роки тому +4

      @@rockhistoria2537 general Kenobi

    • @rockhistoria2537
      @rockhistoria2537 3 роки тому +4

      @@magnusprobus4777 reeeeeEEEE-

  • @Ryanjakehenry
    @Ryanjakehenry 5 років тому +5693

    Goodbye JoJo gets me every time, he’s somehow overacting and underacting.

    • @altf1279
      @altf1279 5 років тому +373

      Jaker The Snaker and then JoJo’s dramatic “AAAAAAAAAA” afterwords is just icing on the cake

    • @sniclops15
      @sniclops15 5 років тому +136

      @@altf1279 It sounds like it should be in a perfectly cut screams compilation

    • @wackwackwack
      @wackwackwack 4 роки тому +30

      gudbhaaa jio jio

    • @Jevix-xl1tx
      @Jevix-xl1tx 4 роки тому +44

      Goodbye JOJO!
      *AAAAAAAHGGGGHHGHHH*

    • @oof9285
      @oof9285 3 роки тому +1

      same

  • @chrishansenofficial5745
    @chrishansenofficial5745 4 роки тому +2119

    When you want mistur jostur to go ahead
    0:42

    • @lol-wj4hx
      @lol-wj4hx 4 роки тому +42

      this was somehow funny to me lmfao

    • @strongest_eggg
      @strongest_eggg 4 роки тому +19

      Anti meme

    • @WUZ.r
      @WUZ.r 4 роки тому +11

      He said “mister” perfectly.

    • @lol-wj4hx
      @lol-wj4hx 4 роки тому

      @@strongest_eggg vsauce reference?

    • @strongest_eggg
      @strongest_eggg 4 роки тому +4

      @@lol-wj4hx
      No, this is literally called an anti meme.

  • @KoolBlueBrick
    @KoolBlueBrick 3 місяці тому +18

    1:21 YES, I AM

  • @thatonemajin3578
    @thatonemajin3578 5 років тому +570

    "Oh, That's a baseball!"
    Joseph: OOOOOOHH MAAAIIII GGGYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHDDDDD

    • @hutchsgun
      @hutchsgun 5 років тому +2

      IM WHEEZING

    • @kison7715
      @kison7715 5 років тому +13

      "jaguasu"
      *Jagers!*
      OOH SHIIIEDD

    • @mikehawkisb1g
      @mikehawkisb1g 5 років тому +3

      *JAGERRS*

    • @justagny
      @justagny 5 років тому +3

      i was just so amazed

  • @ravenfive3864
    @ravenfive3864 6 років тому +2657

    *F - MEGA*
    me: "hey thats not too bad."
    *Surrect yurr curr*
    also me: "nvm"

  • @symbolik5150
    @symbolik5150 4 роки тому +665

    He attacc
    He protecc
    But most importantly:
    *H E Y B A B Y*

  • @babooney-o6x
    @babooney-o6x 2 місяці тому +82

    2:10 why does he say it like that

  • @animeator5580
    @animeator5580 5 років тому +297

    Polnareff after Vanilla Ice appears: Avdol!, Avdol isn't dead!!
    Avdol: YES, I AM!

    • @karl139
      @karl139 5 років тому +3

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
      *cries*

  • @vitorbisogno6734
    @vitorbisogno6734 3 роки тому +1036

    0:32 Ooh, pe-pe-Perry the Platypus!

  • @Deadsphere
    @Deadsphere 5 років тому +373

    2:10 When Jonathan finds Dio a parking space in a crowded parking lot.
    "GOOD EYE, JOJO!"

  • @MojoTheCat12
    @MojoTheCat12 Рік тому +40

    The “OH JZATS A BASEBOWLL” is making me laugh WAY too hard!

  • @brasilball353
    @brasilball353 6 років тому +2265

    Next up: Bezt Jojo Japawnese

    • @crysisbai
      @crysisbai 6 років тому +94

      *puts* *up* *the* *whole* *jojo* *franchise*

    • @aragon-sama7965
      @aragon-sama7965 6 років тому +9

      Um br aki?OH MY GOD!!!!!!

    • @PedroSantos-xp3lz
      @PedroSantos-xp3lz 6 років тому +7

      It's brasileiro?

    • @aragon-sama7965
      @aragon-sama7965 6 років тому +1

      @@PedroSantos-xp3lz Ies,aki é brazilian

    • @amapyr2021
      @amapyr2021 6 років тому +11

      @@aragon-sama7965 sopa de macaco

  • @Dabuin
    @Dabuin 3 роки тому +2303

    The english in the video games here, always puts a smile on my face :D

  • @MatheusSantos-xp5lb
    @MatheusSantos-xp5lb 6 років тому +1016

    *VeRy NiCeU,cEaSaR cHaN*

  • @janus-the-doubleheaded-sna1223
    @janus-the-doubleheaded-sna1223 2 роки тому +17

    "Hail To YoAÆ" 1:09

  • @adolfsmith5191
    @adolfsmith5191 5 років тому +1378

    2:00
    Joseph: jojo his stand is to stop time!
    Dio: *Za wardou!*
    Joseph: *dies*
    Joseph in heaven: *SON OF A BEETCH*

  • @kunikuzushi693
    @kunikuzushi693 5 років тому +778

    Mohammed Avdol has the coolest swag any JoJo side character has ever had.

  • @mech_ow
    @mech_ow 5 років тому +279

    " *Oh, That's a B a s e b a l l* ".

  • @ion_force
    @ion_force Рік тому +8

    HEY BABY will always be the goated engrish line. Followed closely by "OH THATS A BASEBALL"

  • @mlwarrior9112
    @mlwarrior9112 6 років тому +1004

    OH MY GOD and ZA WARUDO will always be the best examples of JoJo Engrish for me.

    • @thejo-king972
      @thejo-king972 6 років тому +55

      Yes, yes, yes, oh my god...

    • @thecommunistloli1042
      @thecommunistloli1042 6 років тому +21

      Za warudo is romanji...

    • @ahtung5795
      @ahtung5795 6 років тому +6

      @@thecommunistloli1042 katakana*

    • @virgil5813
      @virgil5813 6 років тому +11

      @@ahtung5795 za warudo is romanji, ザ・ワールド is katakana

    • @GyroZeppel
      @GyroZeppel 6 років тому +4

      Goodbye JoJo!!

  • @leothehuman_9476
    @leothehuman_9476 4 роки тому +858

    0:33 I love that transition from "very pretty" to "nice", considering that joseph made josuke whit her

    • @leothehuman_9476
      @leothehuman_9476 4 роки тому +23

      @Max Allcock aww I'm sorry bro, I really reccomend you to never watch jojo memes again until you watched to part 5.
      I spoiled myself (redacted), (redacted), and (redacted)'s death by memes!

    • @K.Dayana
      @K.Dayana 4 роки тому +1

      @@leothehuman_9476 french fries are yellow

    • @K.Dayana
      @K.Dayana 4 роки тому

      @@leothehuman_9476 donuts are not rectangular. They are circles

    • @leothehuman_9476
      @leothehuman_9476 4 роки тому +8

      @@K.DayanaI Already know all of that. You're not funny, you aren't even an asshole. You're just a retarded 9 years old kid. What you earned? Ruined the whole series to someone? Will this give you anything useful? GTFO of youtube you autistic fuck

    • @Sam-vz8pm
      @Sam-vz8pm 4 роки тому +5

      @@K.Dayana I already knew that, but others didn't. You think you're funny but I actually feel bad for you, your parents never gave you attention so you're trying to get that attention by being a prick online. You're the human equivalent of a participation award.

  • @MrVibe-tx4rn
    @MrVibe-tx4rn 3 роки тому +2072

    Someone: fucking dies
    The Twitch chat: 0:50

  • @dekuisasimp
    @dekuisasimp Рік тому +7

    “Oh that’s a baseball”
    Joseph: OHHH MY GYUADDD

  • @avaortkiese3691
    @avaortkiese3691 4 роки тому +247

    Dio: Goodbye, JoJo!
    Jonathan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @mexicandiobrando
    @mexicandiobrando 3 роки тому +2264

    1:56
    Kakyoin in the background like 🧍‍♂️ has me dead

    • @ps2bndled
      @ps2bndled 3 роки тому +28

      B |

    • @kaknorii9213
      @kaknorii9213 3 роки тому +111

      Mans just vibin

    • @migoolcool860
      @migoolcool860 3 роки тому +21

      Are you okay? Do you need an ambulance?

    • @pughshipp
      @pughshipp 3 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @razu0034
      @razu0034 3 роки тому +20

      @@migoolcool860 *kira flashback*

  • @ZoYatic
    @ZoYatic 4 роки тому +840

    0:20
    "Here's our first song of the morning"
    **weird wry sound**

  • @emitoda
    @emitoda 2 роки тому +6

    i LOVE the "go ahead, mr joestr" always cracks me up

  • @pheraa7723
    @pheraa7723 5 років тому +562

    nobody:
    Joseph: HOOOORER SHIIIIIIIYT
    Also Joseph: OOOOOOH MY GOOTS

  • @codoroki
    @codoroki 5 років тому +300

    Nobody:
    Impatient math teachers: 0:46

  • @destionancy_9258
    @destionancy_9258 5 років тому +3417

    *spoilers*
    Stardust crusaders
    When everyone dies except Polnareff, Jotaro and Joseph
    0:49

  • @Glacial7
    @Glacial7 Рік тому +4

    The concept of a baseball game called “oh, that’s a baseball” is so funny, cuz you’d think someone making a game based on baseball would understand what a baseball is lmao

  • @moatazalaa5070
    @moatazalaa5070 4 роки тому +648

    0:42 " *gO ahEd miSTuR joSTəæöR* "

  • @VioletVaniaComposer
    @VioletVaniaComposer 5 років тому +598

    I just die every time I hear “Go ahead, Mr Joster.”

  • @aaezero8606
    @aaezero8606 5 років тому +495

    1:41
    Me when I got hit in the head with a baseball once:

  • @jaelyla
    @jaelyla Рік тому +6

    “SERECT YOUR CAR “ and “ JAE GERS”

  • @lukemcclutchey1352
    @lukemcclutchey1352 4 роки тому +3390

    When nobody admits how 1:22, 1:28, 0:24 actually sounded half decent.

    • @dazenewt
      @dazenewt 4 роки тому +466

      2:10 yes PRONUNCIATION Still funny though

    • @gothmenincombatboots
      @gothmenincombatboots 4 роки тому +76

      He sounds like a character from home star runner

    • @henryrichard7619
      @henryrichard7619 4 роки тому +133

      But who would say “Yes, I am” as a response to that?

    • @lukemcclutchey1352
      @lukemcclutchey1352 4 роки тому +309

      @@henryrichard7619 well, Muhammad Avdol obviously...

    • @henryrichard7619
      @henryrichard7619 4 роки тому +66

      @@lukemcclutchey1352 Touché.

  • @dirtdisrespector7077
    @dirtdisrespector7077 4 роки тому +347

    1:58 Basically that's what happens in order

    • @xGhoul4x
      @xGhoul4x 4 роки тому +4

      Lol if only he had said his stand stops time first

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify 4 роки тому +2

      Sandabitch

  • @yuanchen5402
    @yuanchen5402 4 роки тому +446

    2:04 perfect timing for parts lol

    • @ryanlima7800
      @ryanlima7800 4 роки тому +33

      Za Warudo
      SON OF A BITCH
      Goodbye JoJo

  • @cat_1810
    @cat_1810 Рік тому +12

    Nobody beats young Joseph's "oú, noù"

  • @masked9689
    @masked9689 5 років тому +700

    I believe they learned all of this from *Mr. Johstur*

  • @lvdw3653
    @lvdw3653 4 роки тому +273

    1:41 when you see a baseball

    • @lusian4758
      @lusian4758 4 роки тому +3

      OH! Jhatta Baysbowl!

    • @deltacora
      @deltacora 4 роки тому

      That's the one that always makes me laugh without fail 😂

    • @ryanlima7800
      @ryanlima7800 4 роки тому +2

      Oh THÅTSÆ BÄSĘBŒL

    • @kelseyjaffer
      @kelseyjaffer 4 роки тому

      this made me laugh so hard

  • @SphericalParagon
    @SphericalParagon 4 роки тому +315

    0:51 When you finish typing up your essay and you exit without saving

  • @Vx77-yt
    @Vx77-yt 11 місяців тому +2

    Joseph’s screams will always be hilarious and iconic

  • @Music7Ada
    @Music7Ada 4 роки тому +338

    1:40
    When you realize that’s a baseball and not a muffin.

    • @sirbriskets
      @sirbriskets 4 роки тому +12

      “Oh! That’s a baseball!, wait if it’s a baseball then- OH MY GAAAAAAA”

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 6 років тому +612

    When the Parts that starred the British Jojos had the least amount of English...

  • @fagonfly
    @fagonfly 5 років тому +1257

    Person I just met: “You’re not gunna keep making JoJo references are you?”
    Me: 1:22

    • @バカルマ
      @バカルマ 5 років тому +5

      fagonfly lol

    • @バカルマ
      @バカルマ 5 років тому +23

      @San Goku *Niiiiiice* 0:35

    • @amalawawaw2
      @amalawawaw2 5 років тому +13

      @@バカルマ PRETTY NIIICE!!!!

    • @バカルマ
      @バカルマ 5 років тому +3

      amalawawaw 2 I just realized that but I don't wanna fix it now lmao

    • @bebekdragon7604
      @bebekdragon7604 5 років тому +15

      More like 1:28