Manafort’s Double Flip, Trump’s Climate Change Gibberish & Ivanka’s Email Snafu | The Daily Show

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  • @Dayman90
    @Dayman90 5 років тому +2517

    I miss the days when the biggest scandals surrounding a President was about him wearing a tan suit or daring to have mustard on his burger

    • @2011blueman
      @2011blueman 5 років тому +75

      When the fuck was that? At this point I'd be happy with just a stained dress scandal, or hell even an iran-contra affair.

    • @ubadman1
      @ubadman1 5 років тому +198

      @@2011blueman do a youtube search on fox news freaking out on obama wearing a tan suit. he's right. that happened.

    • @dragondan244
      @dragondan244 5 років тому +54

      Or the Starbucks salute

    • @GreenOrchid9
      @GreenOrchid9 5 років тому +39

      @@dragondan244 or not liking broccoli😲🐢

    • @MadameTamma
      @MadameTamma 5 років тому +140

      I remember that. They were making a case that because Obama likes a special fancy mustard, the kind you pay three extra bucks for at the local grocery store, that made him a prissy little fop who doesn't understand the common man who works by getting his hands dirty and buys regular mustard. Let us scoff at the man who clearly he thinks of himself as above the blue collar hero who buys off brand condiments. THIS is newsworthy!

  • @natiliee.s.5476
    @natiliee.s.5476 5 років тому +447

    "The water is at a record clean."
    So what's going on with Flint?

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried 5 років тому +21

      And Chicago.

    • @Johnny-rx4hs
      @Johnny-rx4hs 5 років тому +12

      If we can have clean coal then why not clean lead? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @donutchan8114
      @donutchan8114 5 років тому +2

      They haven't fixed the water problem yet? Hasn't it been like two years?

    • @jacobsirois7585
      @jacobsirois7585 5 років тому +10

      @@donutchan8114 longer. They fist started reports in 2014. Still undrinkable.

    • @raistormrs
      @raistormrs 5 років тому +7

      Well if you search a bit you will find everything from "still a problem" to "problem solved long ago" to "there was no problem it was a media hoax" all the way to "there is no Flint its a lie the place doesn't exist" .... so ... how did humanity made it out of the caves again ? .... it's a mystery to me o.O

  • @expertexcavatinginc
    @expertexcavatinginc 5 років тому +1900

    The water is a record clean? Sure, and GM is giving jobs to my brothers in Ohio. Let's get real

    • @fearless4him595
      @fearless4him595 5 років тому +11

      Expert Excavating you got actual brothers that were fired?

    • @jimmytimmy3680
      @jimmytimmy3680 5 років тому +80

      Just ask the residents of Flint and all the other cities where they do fracking and the chemicals end up in the water.

    • @expertexcavatinginc
      @expertexcavatinginc 5 років тому +47

      @@fearless4him595 yes. I live not to far in Cleveland from Lordstown. I have family who travel from AKRON to Lordstown for the job. It's sad.

    • @expertexcavatinginc
      @expertexcavatinginc 5 років тому +45

      @@jimmytimmy3680 I heard fracking is now the #1 cause of earthquakes in the us, that most are man made. Pathetic.

    • @fearless4him595
      @fearless4him595 5 років тому +10

      Expert Excavating I live in Florida so I have no idea what those cities are besides Cleveland. Anyway, that’s sad news to hear.

  • @JustMe-em7hl
    @JustMe-em7hl 5 років тому +1977

    If Obama had done anything similar to what Trump has done, Republicans would be calling for an overthrow of the government.😁😂

    • @avigutierrez8948
      @avigutierrez8948 5 років тому +68

      Exactly. Double standards my ass🤨

    • @phyllishahart6111
      @phyllishahart6111 5 років тому +9

      There would have been a coup

    • @chasestredic
      @chasestredic 5 років тому +5

      Yep

    • @aclarke4813
      @aclarke4813 5 років тому +32

      You Got that right....They would have Impeached Obama for each count🤔

    • @aclarke4813
      @aclarke4813 5 років тому +47

      @Big Jutt Democrats have NO power until January. The GOP is doing nothing, because they made a back door dealing. Trump promised the GOP that he would put a lot of corporate judges in Lifetime positions on the bench to protect their lobbyists, so the GOP is doing nothing.

  • @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266
    @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266 5 років тому +1228

    Trump: "If the water in the lakes and oceans are so polluted, then why is the water in this bottle I'm holding crystal clear? I rest my case folks, I rest my case."

    • @avigutierrez8948
      @avigutierrez8948 5 років тому +25

      😮 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣. 🥃god that Donald is exactly what paddy’s pub needs.

    • @keybadejedi70
      @keybadejedi70 5 років тому +12

      You stupid useless god

    • @phyllishahart6111
      @phyllishahart6111 5 років тому +5

      Yoooooo Lmaoooo

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried 5 років тому +6

      Like Flint, and now Chicago?

    • @tjsmith249
      @tjsmith249 5 років тому

      @@IMSiegfried since Trump supports even those? Brooklyn or Newark?

  • @kirkthiets2771
    @kirkthiets2771 5 років тому +284

    Why does it sound like Ivanka smokes 5 packs of cigarettes a day?

    • @exploregreer1048
      @exploregreer1048 5 років тому +53

      She's trying to be cute and sexy, by pouting and throwing her sexy voice to pull Americans as she scapegoats her role of illegal activity; by playing the victim.

    • @hollyb7142
      @hollyb7142 5 років тому +21

      @@exploregreer1048 I thought the same thing. It's a put-on.

    • @dOcdrOOg
      @dOcdrOOg 5 років тому +43

      "Insert incest joke here"

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 5 років тому +49

      It's a well-known side effect of chronic binge dieting and endemic to the modeling industry. This is the boiled-down version, but the small muscles in control of your lung's output are very susceptible to malnutrition and dehydration, and atrophy to the point where it's not so much like squeezing a balloon but rather just letting the air leak out. Normally it's not a big deal and a few cheat days resupply the lungs with more nutrients, but, well, Ivanka can't afford cheat days when her main job is to look good for Daddy.

    • @dOcdrOOg
      @dOcdrOOg 5 років тому +1

      @Coldern Ice Cuban cigar's are legal in the states for some time. The embargo was lifted years ago!

  • @shru1428
    @shru1428 5 років тому +1143

    Ah yes Trump conveniently forgot about Flint again

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried 5 років тому +21

      I was just thinking about how Chicago is now going through something similar to Flint according to my sister who lives there.

    • @sebcw1204
      @sebcw1204 5 років тому +47

      don't forget all the clean air in LA

    • @pookieredz2359
      @pookieredz2359 5 років тому +40

      Here in Florida we have red tide in the salt water, and some nasty slimy green algae in the freshwater. Drumpf is so dumb that, he has to wear tennis shoes with Velcro straps, because he COULDN'T for the life of him tie shoe laces 😂😂

    • @fracturedhearts3734
      @fracturedhearts3734 5 років тому +1

      Anthony got a link for that?

    • @madshorn5826
      @madshorn5826 5 років тому +14

      @@fracturedhearts3734
      A quick search yielded: www.epa.gov/national-aquatic-resource-surveys/national-rivers-and-streams-assessment-2008-2009-fact-sheet
      Ouch.
      I feel with the citizens of the US.
      Both regarding water quality and "leaders".

  • @orangewhip1256
    @orangewhip1256 5 років тому +313

    Just lock him up! for crying out loud.

    • @DanielledeVreede
      @DanielledeVreede 5 років тому +11

      I just read that as if 'crying out loud' was the crime XD

    • @angelajames3819
      @angelajames3819 5 років тому +3

      OMG. Thank you orange whip. That's what I been saying for months. They wanted to impeach Obama for simple things that were perfectly legal

    • @stevenkuznicki4949
      @stevenkuznicki4949 5 років тому

      Lock him up for what? Exposing all the crime in DC? Know how much TRUMP is enriching his financial life while potus ? Unlike the dems and last admin huh? Throw in the fact he is trying to help AMERICANS, ALL AMERICANS OF LEGAL STATUS an i ask you what's the problem? Oh yeah , fact here, not only is TRUMP using his own money for a number of personal trips ( remember when Michelle and 100 close friends and family went to Spain for 16 yr. Olds brthdy?)? 1 guess who rooted that bill! But also TRUMP , besides having to give up any and all tied and profit from companies while serving as potus , he also donated his salary for first year to charity . The same charities the obamas and clintons overcharge to speak at for a cash payday in the six high figures! How charitable the dems are! This guy is trying to help us you fools and if I was him by now I would have gone live and have my resignation with my middle finger in air saying I'm done you peeps get what you deserve so screw you and good luck with your socialism and communism ! For reference and planning see EVERY communist and socialist country or administ or gov

    • @stevenkuznicki4949
      @stevenkuznicki4949 5 років тому

      EVER!!!!!

    • @InterestsMayVary2234
      @InterestsMayVary2234 5 років тому +1

      @@stevenkuznicki4949 Wow. So much dumb in one post. I think you have to be trying to get that much bullshit into one comment. So good job.

  • @meaganbrockway3519
    @meaganbrockway3519 5 років тому +479

    Its like we are living in a fun house at this point.

    • @Phatkillz
      @Phatkillz 5 років тому +18

      I feel it's more like being on the most terrifying never ending roller coaster ride ever.

    • @occamsrayzor
      @occamsrayzor 5 років тому +14

      Then why am I not enjoying it? ;-)

    • @nunyabizness9594
      @nunyabizness9594 5 років тому +14

      🎤 but now it's filled with evil clowns

    • @TheDeadlyBlueWolf
      @TheDeadlyBlueWolf 5 років тому +14

      But I'm not having fun. Each day is a waking nightmare!

    • @witchesofessex1
      @witchesofessex1 5 років тому +12

      But, without the fun part...

  • @garyisgaming1224
    @garyisgaming1224 5 років тому +70

    Record clean? RECORD CLEAN!!! Have you seen Florida's water? Our water is covered in toxic algae so please tell me how the heck this is a record clean

    • @j7286
      @j7286 5 років тому +6

      If Trump says it, his supporters magically believe him. And now, 40% of Americans today will spout alternative facts and swear our water and air are 'record clean.'

    • @GreenDragon11
      @GreenDragon11 5 років тому

      j7286 He is down to 38%. And we can pretty much be confident that it is lower but 1 thing they know is to not report, otherwise the dumbest person alive squatting in the White House will go even more insane and we might just end up nuked!

  • @therealgabrieldixon8788
    @therealgabrieldixon8788 5 років тому +57

    I'm here in Central America having a great laugh about Trump, all thanks to you! Great show.

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried 5 років тому +5

      It's not funny anymore. :(

    • @apexultimo
      @apexultimo 5 років тому +2

      Greetings from Ghana! I must say, the Trump Administration is the funniest tragedy I've ever seen. Hope you Muricans aren't doing too badly though. I have lots of family there.

    • @enzman2234
      @enzman2234 5 років тому +1

      New Zealand here. Loved the mashup between her and Clinton. Brilliant defence Ivanka, shame you copied Hillary.

  • @therockkhrd
    @therockkhrd 5 років тому +128

    They should pull her security clearance!!! Oh that's right , they are the security service and there is no one to yank her clearance. So in the meantime they practice pulling some press hard passes to see if they can get away with it. #SHAMETRUMP

    • @ricktd6891
      @ricktd6891 4 роки тому

      Shame the idiots who think man-made catastrophic global warming is real, not Trump who's trying to fight the commie scam.

    • @ilyeshakmi7177
      @ilyeshakmi7177 4 роки тому

      ..

    • @ilyeshakmi7177
      @ilyeshakmi7177 4 роки тому

      .

    • @ricktd6891
      @ricktd6891 4 роки тому

      @@ilyeshakmi7177 The Washington Post - November 2, 1922 "Report on Global Warming." It's a recycled scam.

  • @EricChamplin
    @EricChamplin 5 років тому +388

    "Resting snitch face" hahaha brilliant.

    • @lanorahillen540
      @lanorahillen540 5 років тому +1

      People have had enough and are rising up. Spread the word and let others know that CLIMATE FIRST, POLITICS SECOND!
      teespring.com/climate-first-politics-second

  • @jenniraisovna5698
    @jenniraisovna5698 5 років тому +170

    "Lock them up, have them share a cell, make it a reality show"
    I will add to that "Drop Trump in Flint and don't give him any filtered water"

    • @MsZephyra
      @MsZephyra 5 років тому +6

      Considering his brain damage, the outcome might not be any different...

    • @ricktd6891
      @ricktd6891 4 роки тому

      Trump is fighting the commies and their man-made global warming scam. Thank him.

    • @ricktd6891
      @ricktd6891 4 роки тому

      @@MsZephyra Trump is smart enough to know man-made catastrophic global warming is a scam... Trevor Noah fans probably don't since he's a commie traitor brainwashing you every night he's on.

    • @crazyaboutthemangazzz2116
      @crazyaboutthemangazzz2116 3 роки тому

      @Rick TD Huh I can see that you also have brain damage get well soon😊🥰

  • @fabarr3456
    @fabarr3456 5 років тому +32

    Clean water? Ask the people living in the Appalachian Mountains! Ask the people living close to fracking operations! Simply ask!!!

  • @IamBrob
    @IamBrob 5 років тому +351

    I swear Ivanka is a robot. Or a hologram

    • @lalithsriramsr6496
      @lalithsriramsr6496 5 років тому +4

      Yeah... I was like deeeeeppppp, a scary deep😂

    • @karenjohnston2844
      @karenjohnston2844 5 років тому +8

      A SIM.

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried 5 років тому +28

      I was just saying how I can't get past how creepy Ivanka is. Stepford wife much? I wonder what she sounds like when she's angry?

    • @MadameTamma
      @MadameTamma 5 років тому +12

      Well, I don't know what it would be like to have a father who's a petty cretan who will quickly verbally attack and demean you for any little thing he doesn't like in front of everyone to the point where he'll deny even knowing you if you step too far from HIS line, but I gotta imagine you'd have some weird coping mechanisms. Like just sit up nice and smile like the perfect little doll that he wants you to be and eventually you just learn how to smile through six humiliating instances a day.

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 5 років тому +8

      But.... but she's pretty. And she has big boobs. (That's her dad's argument)

  • @ichifish
    @ichifish 5 років тому +149

    Great mashup of Ivanka and Secretary Clinton.

    • @dibblydooda7604
      @dibblydooda7604 5 років тому

      IVANKA DIDNT MISHANDLE CLASSIFIED OR INTENTIONALLY RESIST USING GOVERNMENT EMAIL TO EVADE FOIA REQUESTS AND RUN HER PAY TO PLAY RICO OPERATION ....

  • @michaelmara1338
    @michaelmara1338 5 років тому +94

    Oh, Trump definitely left English behind!

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 5 років тому +1

      That's cause he is SO intelligent!

    • @robertmc05
      @robertmc05 5 років тому

      He's actually from Mars

    • @jacquesblaque7728
      @jacquesblaque7728 5 років тому

      More like English left fat-donnie in the dust, long back. Pathetic!

  • @conflictofincest6629
    @conflictofincest6629 5 років тому +76

    Lock her up 😁😁😁

  • @citzeneh2978
    @citzeneh2978 5 років тому +17

    If the water is at a record clean, I'm sure he wont mind drinking the Flint, Michigan water. Or any number of counties where fracking is being employed. Can't wait to hear his report afterwards!!

  • @PeanutBreathing
    @PeanutBreathing 5 років тому +28

    This family and plagiarism is on a whole new level 😂😂😂

  • @mylosmith7454
    @mylosmith7454 4 роки тому +5

    How is it that everyone in the trump family’s voice makes my ears hurt.

  • @ПопулярновБългария
    @ПопулярновБългария 5 років тому +11

    this is a never ending circus at the expenses of ordinary people!

  • @crystaldunkin864
    @crystaldunkin864 5 років тому +56

    The importance of not permitting personal email use in such a high profile positions, is really the potential for HACKING...it called operation security, information security, and communications security...

    • @shizuokaBLUES
      @shizuokaBLUES 5 років тому

      Crystal Dunkin no no not for trump and his family. They are above the law because ...:..they aren’t democrat/black/liberal/poor or middle class/academic/

    • @MD-vs9ff
      @MD-vs9ff 5 років тому +2

      Also for public records.

    • @alexandercanella4479
      @alexandercanella4479 5 років тому +2

      You're basically required to have a personal email. Using a secured email for non government work is frowned upon in a lot of cases.

    • @crystaldunkin864
      @crystaldunkin864 5 років тому

      @@alexandercanella4479 Yes, I understand. Thanks for that reminder because I have lived it...

    • @crystaldunkin864
      @crystaldunkin864 5 років тому

      @@MD-vs9ff Good point!

  • @kathyk-h-w1874
    @kathyk-h-w1874 5 років тому +10

    Ivanka: "We...ll there's really no equivalency--I mean I'm me--and that's all that really matters here..."

    • @dibblydooda7604
      @dibblydooda7604 5 років тому

      IVANKA DIDNT MISHANDLE CLASSIFIED OR INTENTIONALLY RESIST USING GOVERNMENT EMAIL TO EVADE FOIA REQUESTS AND RUN HER PAY TO PLAY RICO OPERATION ....

  • @anarchysquad.6331
    @anarchysquad.6331 5 років тому +135

    Doing a history test and want to sleep but this made my night I love this show # best channel ever

    • @fracturedhearts3734
      @fracturedhearts3734 5 років тому

      You need drugs.

    • @ReapeX
      @ReapeX 5 років тому

      @@fracturedhearts3734 nope

    • @spokenwordwriter
      @spokenwordwriter 5 років тому

      agreed this is why i am subscribed

    • @Bumpus07
      @Bumpus07 5 років тому

      @Jonathan Taylor Don't want to be that guy, but the claim that the US won the war with marijuana is a bit too far.

    • @Bumpus07
      @Bumpus07 5 років тому

      ​@Jonathan Taylor I beg to differ. There is a difference between a small product that helps the war effort, and removing a superpower's ability to fight a war of attrition. Without hemp, we would not have been able to produce fiber-related products, but we still produce tanks, guns, ships, planes, all the things. To say that hemp single-handedly saved the Pacific war is to put mildly, crazy. We still have oil, strategists, code-breakers, code-talkers, steel factories, synthetic rubber factories, all to support the war.
      On the note of synthetic rubber, it was produced on a large scale by the Americans due to a cutoff of rubber supplies by the Japanese. They invented synthetic rubber to help fill the gap, and if there had not been any fiber-based raw materials to produce clothing, among other things, they would most likely have made a similar substitute to deal with the problem.
      Even with the best circumstances that help your argument, the Soviets would have conquered Germany and most likely Japan also. The Soviet Union would then have collapsed. Saying that hemp, a material to help produce clothing for the army. This case isn't a drug used to help deal with stress, it is a material to help produce clothing, and pointing to this doesn't support any reasons for the legalization of all other drugs, cocaine, heroin, LSD, fentanyl, and countless other extremely dangerous drugs. And even if you point to the benefits of helping supply clothing production nowadays, it would be pointless, as we now have polyester, cotton, and other cloth material to do so.
      You just conveniently take out all the factors that are much more important than a material that is used to help produce clothing. You simply ignore the situation that Nazi Germany was simply going to lose, regardless if America had hemp or not. You take out all the factors of geography, military strategy and doctrine, development, and economy of all belligerents in the war.

  • @ALSomthin
    @ALSomthin 5 років тому +53

    High levels of inteligence compared to what exactly ?

    • @allenburt1475
      @allenburt1475 5 років тому +11

      Perhaps a jellyfish or something else without a brain

    • @ALSomthin
      @ALSomthin 5 років тому +7

      @@allenburt1475 Yes but I didnt want to lower the jellyfish any more than they already are by making a comparason there I was initially thinking about pink urinal fungus that grows right where the piss drips on the floor .

    • @parmesanballz4631
      @parmesanballz4631 5 років тому +2

      A turnip

    • @Elusime
      @Elusime 5 років тому +3

      compared to my fridge door

    • @twincast2005
      @twincast2005 5 років тому +3

      Donny Trump - smarter than the average mushroom.

  • @PremiumVibesMedia
    @PremiumVibesMedia 5 років тому +1

    The Daily Show has been on a roll for the past few days. This is the content I'd like to see.

  • @indiboi8024
    @indiboi8024 5 років тому +15

    Folks, this is what the Dunning-Kruger effect in MAX capacity looks like.

    • @themaskedmysadaean8885
      @themaskedmysadaean8885 5 років тому +1

      What's that?

    • @sujimtangerines
      @sujimtangerines 5 років тому +4

      @@themaskedmysadaean8885
      www.psychologyconcepts.com/dunning-kruger-effect/
      "The Dunning Kruger effect was formally given its name in 1999 when researchers noted that, for a given skill, incompetent people:
      1) Overestimate their personal skill level.
      2) Fail to recognize genuine skill in others.
      3) Fail to recognize the extent of their incompetence.
      4) Are able to acknowledge their own lack of skill, if exposed to training in the skill tested."

    • @Johnny-rx4hs
      @Johnny-rx4hs 5 років тому +4

      @@sujimtangerines Unfortunately Trump's ego would never allow him to be trained by anyone.

    • @sujimtangerines
      @sujimtangerines 5 років тому +3

      @@Johnny-rx4hs
      I thought that last one was a stretch but then I remembered his response to overhauling the ACA: "Nobody knew that health care could be so complicated."
      He recognized his own limitations (by attributing them to everyone, but still).
      So yeah, all points apply!

  • @streetbob95
    @streetbob95 5 років тому +23

    Man, that one dude really liked that Honda joke.

  • @superbros1690
    @superbros1690 5 років тому +27

    My teacher says "your failing the class", I will say "listen Ms. I have such high intelligence that I perceive more than just grades".

    • @adamb2964
      @adamb2964 5 років тому

      Raw Techonology 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 5 років тому +2

      I could see me getting slapped by all of my high school teachers if I used that BS on them.

    • @nickanselmo6353
      @nickanselmo6353 5 років тому

      I would hope they would say “you’re” failing otherwise you should call them out for it

  • @TheBraunMachine2011
    @TheBraunMachine2011 5 років тому +9

    4:10-4:39 That Trump/MJ bit had me in tears laughing xD

  • @courtneyarmstrong2775
    @courtneyarmstrong2775 5 років тому +67

    Makes my day to watch this

  • @voz3704
    @voz3704 5 років тому +9

    Anyone who constantly has to convince you of their intelligence...........must have the biggest smarts of all time. So big smarts

  • @v9237
    @v9237 5 років тому +7

    Ok, if all the emails have been archived and is public records, let’s see them ✌️

  • @LiquidLensPhotography
    @LiquidLensPhotography 5 років тому +15

    Rest Snitch Face 🤣🤣🤣

  • @2thePtBassTuT
    @2thePtBassTuT 5 років тому +20

    Air and water? Has Trump already forgotten about the devastating hurricanes, droughts, and wildfires of the past year?

    • @j7286
      @j7286 5 років тому +1

      Yes, he has. As long as it doesn't interfere with his golf game, he could care little, and remembers even less.

    • @MeanGeneSanDiego
      @MeanGeneSanDiego 5 років тому

      Can't forget what you don't know. Quite sure (he) never noticed.

  • @joannelopezvalerio9814
    @joannelopezvalerio9814 5 років тому

    LOL....I have to say, after the split screen and then the speech comparisons, I was expecting a blond joke...but the chant, man that just took it home. Thanks Trevor! Made my day! Lock them up! In the same cell! And make it a reality TV show! And THAT is why you make the big bucks!

  • @michaelmara1338
    @michaelmara1338 5 років тому +18

    How about now...........are we great now?

  • @khadijahfrye3543
    @khadijahfrye3543 5 років тому +30

    Trump: tHe WateR iS reCOrd CleAn!!
    Flint Water crisis: Still there

  • @AmeliaDuncan
    @AmeliaDuncan 5 років тому +3

    That side by side at the end of the vid was brilliant.

  • @namafarm
    @namafarm 5 років тому

    Omg..
    "..Lock Them Up!
    Lock Them Up!
    Have them share a cell!
    Make it a reality show!"....
    Trevor's rather brilliant

  • @chkmte1304
    @chkmte1304 5 років тому +43

    3:30 Why Ivanka's neck so LONG tho

    • @rl95719
      @rl95719 5 років тому

      She's a robot

    • @arayadenise8745
      @arayadenise8745 5 років тому

      I was legit reading this when it popped on screen😂

    • @salomeguzman8611
      @salomeguzman8611 5 років тому +3

      Small head. no brain

    • @jeannettesummers1884
      @jeannettesummers1884 5 років тому +2

      @@snuffeldjuret you seem to be Ivanka's biggest hero on this post. I am sure she is reading your comments with tears of gratitude in her eyes. Not.

    • @snuffeldjuret
      @snuffeldjuret 5 років тому

      @@jeannettesummers1884 I am not fighting for her, I am fighting for those who needs fighting for. The disfranchised, the marginalized, the disregarded.

  • @Yesnog05
    @Yesnog05 5 років тому +2

    "Lock them up! Lock them up! Have them share a cell! Make it a reality show!"
    *ABC presents...Two girls, One Cell*

  • @fairytail2484
    @fairytail2484 5 років тому +7

    I heard of double standards but this is a whole nother level.

  • @2BChaos
    @2BChaos 5 років тому +8

    Record clean air? My fellow Californians and I might disagree once we all stop coughing from the wildfire smoke.

  • @daviddoughton5938
    @daviddoughton5938 5 років тому +6

    Question: What's the difference between Trump and bacon?
    Answer: I like bacon.

  • @dragonsangel7777
    @dragonsangel7777 5 років тому +7

    Manafort playing Mueller? LMFAO, you mean Mueller playing Manafort.

    • @GreenDragon11
      @GreenDragon11 5 років тому +1

      dragonsangel7777 Exactly! These are some of the stupidest criminals, so used to getting away with their crimes that they built up a complacency that they would never have to pay for their crimes! Morons thinking they are helping each other and believing they can outsmart a man with an IQ that doubles Manafort and trumps. LOL 😂

    • @divadoll606
      @divadoll606 5 років тому

      @@GreenDragon11 True, after all, they did get to be old men without being checked, and, now, only because they're on a world stage and under a microscope.

  • @mlggamer5296
    @mlggamer5296 5 років тому +11

    TBH this whole thing with Ivanka has just been plain ironic as hell. I don't care what she used it for it will be very similar to Hilary's investigation.

    • @FoursquareT
      @FoursquareT 5 років тому

      MLG GAMER only difference is that ivanka didn’t use a private server and wipe it clean then smash it with a hammer and have 1,000’s of emails vanish.

  • @soulpunker3870
    @soulpunker3870 5 років тому +13

    If Annie is code for America then we're really not okay

    • @phyllishahart6111
      @phyllishahart6111 5 років тому +1

      Soul Punker 😂😂

    • @wolframstahl1263
      @wolframstahl1263 5 років тому +7

      We've been hit by...
      We've been struck by...
      an elected criminal.

    • @soulpunker3870
      @soulpunker3870 5 років тому

      @@wolframstahl1263 America r u okay r u okay America
      America: hell no

    • @phyllishahart6111
      @phyllishahart6111 5 років тому

      Soul Punker Lmaoooo

    • @wolframstahl1263
      @wolframstahl1263 5 років тому

      @@soulpunker3870 It does matter if you're black or white! (Whee-hee!)

  • @Kitson420
    @Kitson420 5 років тому +9

    it's so much more fun watching from the outside.

  • @ethericlimerick2992
    @ethericlimerick2992 5 років тому

    "Lock them up, lock them up, have them share a cell, make it a reality show... "
    Brilliant!

  • @mhddirchankirmy8660
    @mhddirchankirmy8660 5 років тому +6

    WTH is wrong with Ivanka’s voice? 😂

  • @justinhackstadt6677
    @justinhackstadt6677 5 років тому

    That comparison of the First Lady and Hillary Clinton was absolutely perfect.

  • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
    @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 5 років тому +51

    Remember the crazy, exhausting time back when Obama was President?
    How he practically tore his country asunder in all ways possible, with his chronic lying, wild exaggerating, pathetic boasting, his insulting women, mocking veterans and the Military at large, making a total fool of himself continually on a global scale, hiding his cowardly self behind asinine tweets, being completely ignorant of history, not being in the least interested in learning how to comport himself presidentially, with dignity, class, competence and integrity?
    How he actually behaved as though he was proud of his ignorance, immaturity, immorality, vileness and stupidity?
    And do you remember when he shoved another world leader, sporting a haughty smirk on his face, and how he tweeted out a Christmas message showing a bloodied CNN logo on the sole of his shoe, and praised people who body slammed the press?
    And that time California suffered horrendous wildfires; when asked about climate change, he declared:
    "No. No. I have a strong opinion; I want great climate, we're going to have that." - Effing unbelievable!...
    Not to mention that he repeatedly called the free press: "Enemy of the people."
    As a foreigner, I was baffled that American voters didn't run away from him when he started that rhetoric already as a candidate.
    What a deranged time it was, with the whole world anxious he should completely lose it and launch some nukes.
    How relieved and grateful we are now, now that the USA finally got themselves a Stable Genius for President

    • @nick-wl8hf
      @nick-wl8hf 5 років тому +18

      Good sarcasm

    • @karenk4197
      @karenk4197 5 років тому +5

      @Camelshit. I love it!

    • @tommcfeely8707
      @tommcfeely8707 5 років тому

      Or how Obama claimed he was toughest on Russia when he eased sanctions the first month he was in office or when he launched those cruise missiles at the military base, but called Putin ahead of time and all that was destroyed were out if date jets and the airport was useable the next day. And the fact that he owned stock in the company that makes the cruise missiles, so he actually profited from using the missiles. So much corruption and lies.

    • @nick-wl8hf
      @nick-wl8hf 5 років тому

      @@tommcfeely8707 when was this proof

  • @gabrielmilori1862
    @gabrielmilori1862 5 років тому +2

    History books in the future: “2016: Yes, all of this actually happened.”

  • @eliagron8750
    @eliagron8750 5 років тому +14

    I really enjoy your show. You make me laugh.

    • @snuffeldjuret
      @snuffeldjuret 5 років тому +1

      I cant really enjoy it. The "its funny because it is true" thing isn't a thing in this show, they are too untrue.

  • @lutascheier
    @lutascheier 5 років тому

    Now , I will be very confused when they chant, "lock her up!".

  • @britnymichelle4245
    @britnymichelle4245 5 років тому +5

    Mueller seems like a real life crime show hero. I honestly feel like he would have thought to not trust anyone not to pass information to trump. I least I'm hoping.

  • @AlbanianSunN
    @AlbanianSunN 5 років тому

    the michael jackson trump was hilarious! the crowd was like "ha! funny" and i couldnt breath for 3 minutes

  • @drprincipal
    @drprincipal 5 років тому +3

    Hey #TrevorNoah you always make my day. Wish your show was every day and night.

  • @hostiechick
    @hostiechick 5 років тому

    The shit that keeps going down the toilet....just keep flushing!

  • @forrestdavis8796
    @forrestdavis8796 5 років тому +4

    Mueller: Mr. President did you ever talk to the Russians about corruption?
    Trump: C
    Mueller: Are you saying Sí, as in yes in Spanish, Mr. President?
    Trump: C

  • @Vincentvondoom
    @Vincentvondoom 5 років тому

    It takes a special talent to be able to nail two different impressions at once.

  • @kristi2473
    @kristi2473 5 років тому +46

    Trump is exhausting. Trevor saves us!

    • @anonymousperson7889
      @anonymousperson7889 5 років тому +2

      If you think Trevor is saving you, then I'm sorry to inform you that you're already dead. Trevor Noah is a lying, brain dead, fool.

    • @johnbee4557
      @johnbee4557 5 років тому +1

      Totally agree with person that just commented smh lady if you cant see spin its sad

    • @robertperkins8009
      @robertperkins8009 5 років тому +1

      Trevor is an idiot.

  • @kelst75
    @kelst75 5 років тому +1

    "I'll be okay, right Daddy?" "Of course honey, rules and laws are for the peasants, not people like us."

  • @Nick30468
    @Nick30468 5 років тому +14

    hm. yea. I mean, I'm with Ivanka here, I don't think it was a big deal in the same vein that I don't think it was a big deal with Clinton either. I guess the thing that confuses me is the die-hard trump supporters who took that email issue so seriously during the election will shrug it off now. if you're going to be against something, then just be against it. Don't pretend you care one day, then not care another because it's a different person. There are far easier ways to admit you don't care at all about what's going on in the real world.

    • @j7286
      @j7286 5 років тому +2

      The Trump supporters believe Hillary is Satan incarnate, and Trump is better than Jesus. Therefore, the Gospel according to Trump tells them when to boo and when to praise. It's not confusing when you realize they're a bunch of cult worshipers in love with their orange daddy.

    • @snuffeldjuret
      @snuffeldjuret 5 років тому

      so you dont accept the difference in the situations? Or you think the differences are truly negligible?

    • @DairunCates
      @DairunCates 5 років тому

      @@snuffeldjuret You mean the difference that it's someone related to Trump?

    • @snuffeldjuret
      @snuffeldjuret 5 років тому

      @@DairunCates obviously not. You really have to ask? You say the situations are identical if you remove all the names of the involved?

  • @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_
    @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ 5 років тому +3

    I am not a Democrat but I am looking forward to when the House makes his life miserable. He has made us miserable. Not vengeance or anything but balancing out the universe.
    Ying. Yang.
    ☯️

  • @lajoiahamilton8218
    @lajoiahamilton8218 5 років тому

    Lock them up together and make it a reality show?! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @marozasulaiman379
    @marozasulaiman379 5 років тому +3

    First Melania copying Michelle's speech, now Ivanka copying Hillary's e-mails?

  • @tomb613
    @tomb613 5 років тому

    Hypocrisy at its finest. Lock them all up.

  • @fthat8780
    @fthat8780 5 років тому +4

    You got to love the way a carpet bagger from New York took the whole south for a ride.

    • @davidhenry3732
      @davidhenry3732 5 років тому +2

      They (the South) still don't get it and he continues to ride the wave of the poorly educated below the Mason Dixon line!!! 😱😱😱

  • @bladerj
    @bladerj 5 років тому

    what did they expect...manaford was acused of being a triple agent, and they expected him to cooperated ? LOL

  • @TheNefastor
    @TheNefastor 5 років тому +4

    Whenever Ivanka talks her face somehow becomes 100 times more punchable, even if I mute the video. She talks to everyone as if they are little children and negligible. Someone needs to put some fear into her head. Maybe tell her she'll share her father's jail cell.

  • @vincentvalenhyde
    @vincentvalenhyde 5 років тому

    I'd pay top dollar to watch that reality show! Just the sight of Ivanka and Hillary fighting over the top bunk bed would definitely give me the giggles.

  • @thomascarlson8538
    @thomascarlson8538 5 років тому +3

    man a reality show with everyone one of em sharing a cell would be great!

  • @divatahir6959
    @divatahir6959 5 років тому

    Priceless bit....especially the Ivanka/Hillary comparison. Get it now.

  • @gmora400
    @gmora400 5 років тому +4

    I am pretty sure when he talks about his intelligent, is like when he talks about making America great again. Just in Trump's point of view!!

  • @Straight2TheHeart
    @Straight2TheHeart 5 років тому +2

    Oh Trevor, we don't need a reality show. We already have one.

  • @magdalisalmodovar9113
    @magdalisalmodovar9113 5 років тому +6

    Omg this bs doesnt finish already..trevor makes it so funny lol love this guy..

  • @shakura6476
    @shakura6476 5 років тому +1

    Great idea: reality show: Hillary vs. Ivanka's emails. What a joke!

  • @faiqdragus149
    @faiqdragus149 5 років тому +6

    guys I am getting tired of liking all of your comment you guys make a great argument 😄😄😂😂

  • @amandaarmstrong1212
    @amandaarmstrong1212 5 років тому

    The reporter could barely say the words "people with high intelligence like me" with a straight face 😂

  • @Kiev-in-3-days
    @Kiev-in-3-days 5 років тому +24

    I'd love to see Trump's IQ test. My guess is it is 30% under average. At least 70% Americans are smarter than him.

    • @ThomasSMuhn
      @ThomasSMuhn 5 років тому +4

      If his IQ score was 30% under average, ~98% of Americans would be smarter than him (exact number depending on which scale you'd be using).

    • @Kiev-in-3-days
      @Kiev-in-3-days 5 років тому +1

      @@ThomasSMuhn Yep.. That's right. I forgot the fact that IQ levels are not equally distributed. Thanks for correcting me.

    • @snuffeldjuret
      @snuffeldjuret 5 років тому +2

      @@Kiev-in-3-days I honestly would like to scold you for that, since it was really stupid. If you had spent any second thinking about it, you would not have said it in the first place. So stupid that you have no right calling anyone else stupid. Props to you for your response though.

    • @raymondliu9013
      @raymondliu9013 5 років тому

      William Stewart where did you find this exactly?

  • @saxyrep1
    @saxyrep1 5 років тому

    "Ah shamona" using Trump's voice ! 😂😂😂😂 I lost it.

  • @nativelatinosfooktrump5348
    @nativelatinosfooktrump5348 5 років тому +7

    🍟I thought Trump like doing things the legal way

  • @legalafrorhetorics92
    @legalafrorhetorics92 5 років тому +1

    This dude is getting funnier n funnier. He is on faayuh! The MJ thing killed me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @darrylcarnell9095
    @darrylcarnell9095 5 років тому +3

    I'm sure most of Trumps incoherent ramblings make sense and sound smooth in the original Russian language.

  • @the_bottomfragger
    @the_bottomfragger 5 років тому

    That arrival scene was so fucking funny. Couldn't stop laughing.

  • @foreva4eva385
    @foreva4eva385 5 років тому +4

    *lock them up* 😂😂😂😂

  • @shirakawanaoya
    @shirakawanaoya 5 років тому

    Wow that comparison between Hillary and Ivanka was amazing.

  • @alanflores1503
    @alanflores1503 5 років тому +19

    Tacos

  • @jedichris3148
    @jedichris3148 5 років тому +1

    That arrival bit was fucking hilarious

  • @jaret_m1473
    @jaret_m1473 5 років тому +5

    Hi

  • @premazar
    @premazar 5 років тому

    love, love, and love you Travor, you are so funny, and your grandma, top of line, grate lady,

  • @soulpunker3870
    @soulpunker3870 5 років тому +11

    Pretty sure Trump's an alien in general not necessarily smart

  • @kavonmansfield1216
    @kavonmansfield1216 5 років тому

    Lock them up, lock them up, make them share a cell, make it a reality show..... 😭🤣

  • @dorianw8443
    @dorianw8443 5 років тому +4

    Onomatopoeia

  • @simransimran9339
    @simransimran9339 5 років тому

    *That* reality show I'd see.
    Trevor's got award winning blockbuster ideas!

  • @jesseortega9919
    @jesseortega9919 5 років тому +7

    Trump derangement syndrome at its finest my friends