101thecallahan I would bruh, u don't me bruh lol... No man fears me bruh I know there plenty of dudes can kick my ass and fuck me up, but I'm not scared of no man the only things I fear is God and something or something that threatens the life of my family whether that be a disease or something like that a human being or whatever and I put that on my life..
I never voted for #POTUS before. I humbly voted for the first time for Donald Trump to stop the spread of socialism. To keep our taxes down. To bring back our troops. To bring back our jobs. To keep gas prices down. To protect our freedom #thereelection
I need a 2 hour stoner comedy flick starring Theo Von and Joey Diaz where Theo has to move from the south to up north with his crazy uncle. Hollywood get on it! Gotta have a Lee and Joe Rogan cameo as well.
Theo is hands down the best guest on The Church, and I've seen every episode from day one. He's a sweetheart without an ego, and he has such an interesting take on things. I wish him nothing but success on his journey.
I don't even know what to say... I listen to every episode of the church and this one reminded why. You guys are so honest about the times in life that matter the most, the trying times. Thank you so much for being so real about all of your valleys because it helps all of us know that we can come through it and reach a mountain.
his description of an acid trip is absolutely 100% right on the money. been there done that many a night. even the part about having some stranger come up to you with some weird comment
Pretty much this. I dont know how the guy hasnt run out of stories yet. 500 podcasts at about 2hrs each and hes still going. Makes me wonder how much is exaggerated! I wonder what he would talk about if he had really conservative guests on the show. Now that I would watch.
Who said you cant have a life and also listen to podcasts? Theres 24hrs in a day mate, im sure if u tried you could fit in a 2hr podcast every now and then. Not that difficult. Btw i like Joey, but I just thought the original comment was spot on and so do many others.
When is Jamie coming over to dial in the compression and limiting on Joey's mic. Gotta put my ear to the TV every time Joey decides to talk like a fuckin sneaky mouse.
@@TCarter_88 we just want to hear Joey. When he does his whisper voice the volume needs cranked, then my ears get blown out when theo starts talking. But anyway it's like 5 years later so I'm bitxhing about nothing. R.i.p. church
uncle joey is the only person in the world that has expressed the same idea that I have about when you are on acid crazy things happen that seem to happen because you are tripping and wouldn't happen otherwise.
my favorite. joey and theo are on fire in this one. FYI: Theo Von is HILARIOUS on this one. He seems to feel very comfortable so everything he says comes out just "Perfecto".
Pam S he cant talk about his athletic accomplishments. Almost his accomplishments were in the streets. The rest of his life was probably boring as a mf. Ain’t worth talking
Been listening to jre, the church , the joint, YMH , TPW,TFATK, BBMMP for the last 4years and I've got to say Theo and Joeys / theos and rogans , conversations are the best !!! Theo gets the best laughs out of them !! PRAISE GOD BABY!!! GANG GANG!
You just walk up and shoot him and walk away. Aim for his shoes and you'll he fine man. Not even a big deal. Get it done come back here drop the gun off I bought it private sale from some dude no one knows anything, we will smoke a couple js and you'll go home and sleep like a baby. You got this.
I FEEL THE LOVE FROM JOEY, HE SEEMS GENUINE AND FULL OF WISDOM, LOVE, AND UNDERSTANDING. YOU GUYS ARE THE COOLEST DUDES EVER! KEEP IT UP ALL OF YOU. WITH LOVE FROM COLUMBUS OHIO.
Theo Von is so hilarious, fucken love Joey and Theo combo with the flying Jew. Theo has such a unique personality, I'm so happy you got clean. Loyal to the Church!!!!
Thanks Coco and Rogan for putting theo von on. My new favorite comic. Totally original. Laugh my ass off. Lee Syatt is a G. The mental wars you go through on edibles is a test of strength. He may be a muscle hamster but I love that dude and this show wouldn't work without him. He's only gonna grow. In 5 years he will have some confidence when he realizes that anyone he admires could never handle what he has gone through with edibles at that high and dose with no tolerance so soon. I know the struggle. Can't wait to see him banging a supermodel and talking shit to people when he realizes himself all around. And he still has morals in LA which is a feat itself. #leesyattforpresident
Tell Lee the biggest difference between hard drugs (coke, narcotics, speed, etc) and food addiction is the withdrawal effects. Once you get hooked on serious drugs (the longer you've been on it and the amount you take daily is important) it's extremely hard to stop because you'll get very sick. You get so sick (like having a bad case of the Flu) that you are afraid to stop. So you keep getting "high" everyday so you won't get sick. That's the trap. You're constantly getting "high" so you don't get sick. I'm talking about people that are daily users (7 days a week habit). Also, I am not talking about weed. Weed doesn't do this. If you're a casual user (like Theo mentioned) just getting "high" once or twice a week you aren't in the "trap" yet and you can easily stop without much withdrawal symptoms. Serious drug users must get high everyday. If they don't, they'll get very sick.
I just watched Church #383 last night and its amazing the difference in Theo. Even tho 383 was waaaay more hilarious its good to see him at the beginning of his clear path. Gang
Yeah it gets to point where you know in a rational way you don't need it, but your mind won't accept that. Your mind tells your body to crave it. It's all a mental thibg.
@@dylantuf6228 it does get very physical too. You can withdrawal from a ton of different substances including anti-depressants. Though some detoxes are much more mild than others.
These 3 have a great dynamic. I like how Lee gets involved too.
Theo is nice to Lee. I appreciate that right there
taylorjaquez lol he got at him once it was funny he called a well fed gerbil lmao
you talk about Lee as if he's autistic lol
taylorjaquez Wheeler Walker was an asshole to him.
J Bone he's so fat and dumb looking he's off limits, it's too easy
J Bone Na just most people are jerks to the guy
Theo Von is pure energy of positivity. Has a heart of gold and he is hilarious. Something special about him.
I feel that..guess cause his the realest out there
Uncle joey is the best person I was every introduced to through JRE, Theo is the best Ive learned about through the church
JP was an epic find as well, good call
Sensei Corey Agreed.
Agreed, I have a hard time listening to Joe's pod cast now...
Byrdman 51/50 can u imagine if u said that to his face XD
101thecallahan I would bruh, u don't me bruh lol... No man fears me bruh I know there plenty of dudes can kick my ass and fuck me up, but I'm not scared of no man the only things I fear is God and something or something that threatens the life of my family whether that be a disease or something like that a human being or whatever and I put that on my life..
The fact that Theo pissed in "some ladies" bed when he was clearly in his 30s is one of my favorite things about him...
Congratulations Theo. I'll be 4 months clean from heroin on the 23rd.
Alex Joseph congrats bro
Alex Joseph fuck yeah you go bro! Take that life back
Congrats, stick with it big bro
Hell yea, brother! that's awesome! I don't know you, but i'm proud of you and I know you're gonna stay clean. Again, congrats. Happy for you!
Still clean?
I love how Theo Von has the vernacular of a southern gentleman but then keeps it real like coco Diaz
I never voted for #POTUS before. I humbly voted for the first time for Donald Trump to stop the spread of socialism. To keep our taxes down. To bring back our troops. To bring back our jobs. To keep gas prices down. To protect our freedom #thereelection
Lmao how do you picture a southern gentleman?
@@pryx4661 it's too late, they won and they are going to make sure they never win again. People did too little when it mattered.
@@pryx4661 happy trails shit heel 😂😂
@@pryx4661either mentally ill or a bot
I need a 2 hour stoner comedy flick starring Theo Von and Joey Diaz where Theo has to move from the south to up north with his crazy uncle. Hollywood get on it! Gotta have a Lee and Joe Rogan cameo as well.
NeoVoodooTech lee can be the uncle joeys sort of sidekick character depending on what joeys deal is in the movie
lee should be theos cousin or somethin
Joe Rogan could be the Ring Leader at a fucked up carnival that they end up at on LSD, and Lee Syatt could be a human cannonball, “The Flying Jew”
I could do background work as the Mo-Mo in the back
That sounds like a stoner flick.. the joe rogan cameo is bad idea I think. I just think that cameo would take you out of the movie.
"I remember google searching to make sure I was still alive" - Theo Von
Theo hangin out by himself, getting high, trying on tangerine vests to Aerosmith, making milkshakes and shit..so tragic and hysterical.
Theo is hands down the best guest on The Church, and I've seen every episode from day one. He's a sweetheart without an ego, and he has such an interesting take on things. I wish him nothing but success on his journey.
42:04 That my friend, is the face of someone experiencing a different universe.
JohnMcKoon I laughed so hard I cried then almost choked!
JohnMcKoon goddamn uncle Joey was FUCKED up
Almost choked laughing as well. Unexpectedly hilarious and too true.
Thank you for sharing. I laughed until my voice cracked.
😂😂😂😂
Theo seriously is a blessing in my life and in my opinion to humanity. God bless that corn hole sniffing cootie catcher...
FINGER HIS TANGERINE STINK HOLE! #commiescum
I don't even know what to say... I listen to every episode of the church and this one reminded why. You guys are so honest about the times in life that matter the most, the trying times. Thank you so much for being so real about all of your valleys because it helps all of us know that we can come through it and reach a mountain.
Kevin Nix true brother
Theo has so much respect for everybody. Such a decent human being.
$25 to go see a Asian ? This podcast was the best for a long time
Theo the type a nigga to rock a tremendous mullet
When I grew up in the 70s ,the only haircut to get was the mullet, fond memories.Sunburn on the back of neck; never.Mullets rock
CZRXCZR lmaaao
Nah the 70s was all about the shag... 80s is when the mullet came to be.
lmao
foreshadowing
“I’d have to think about it more with a therapist” hahahahahaha had my dying
his description of an acid trip is absolutely 100% right on the money. been there done that many a night. even the part about having some stranger come up to you with some weird comment
42:05 the face Joey makes when Lee talks about standing up in front of the tank made me laugh
Bros a fish
I can totally see Joe Rogan being weirded out about coke
Science Fiction 😂😂😂😂
@Science Fiction hahahhaha
Theo's "neck thoughts" story on the last podcast he was on is one of the funniest stories I've ever heard.
Joey "Let's have a guest on so I can have him listen to me talk about my life in the 80s" Diaz
xmikex902x yup, that's the best part about it
xmike " the guy who will never amount to anything other than some youtube comment troll and will die unknown and unloved" x902x
Brian Tan that's a little brutal
Pretty much this. I dont know how the guy hasnt run out of stories yet. 500 podcasts at about 2hrs each and hes still going. Makes me wonder how much is exaggerated! I wonder what he would talk about if he had really conservative guests on the show. Now that I would watch.
Who said you cant have a life and also listen to podcasts? Theres 24hrs in a day mate, im sure if u tried you could fit in a 2hr podcast every now and then. Not that difficult. Btw i like Joey, but I just thought the original comment was spot on and so do many others.
Theo national fuckin treasure Von!
which one is he?
The scummiest scum in commie town....
Hearing Joey's extensive education on the mafia and the witness relocation program really makes me think he did more then he tells us
maybe that's why he's always reciting the dates of his stories, they're alibis.
@@c0ldbrew4TRUE I never thought of that! I always wondered why he always remember dates so well, I can't even remember what year it is sometimes 🤣
He maybe did but I think he's a very clever man. That's alot of time and dates to remember for the average ever person. He's quite smart!
Its really nice to see true friendship and respect between real dudes like this is hard to find sometimes, much love.
Joey - "They hang em in the shower to bleed out"
Theo - "for sorcery?"
😂🤣 Had me dieing!
When is Jamie coming over to dial in the compression and limiting on Joey's mic. Gotta put my ear to the TV every time Joey decides to talk like a fuckin sneaky mouse.
Can’t y’all just Shut up and enjoy a free show
@@TCarter_88 we just want to hear Joey. When he does his whisper voice the volume needs cranked, then my ears get blown out when theo starts talking. But anyway it's like 5 years later so I'm bitxhing about nothing. R.i.p. church
In the future, we will look back at these podcast and will be astonished of how far we've come in our own lives. How wonderful.
uncle joey is the only person in the world that has expressed the same idea that I have about when you are on acid crazy things happen that seem to happen because you are tripping and wouldn't happen otherwise.
"the universe knows when youre on acid...things will happen that have NEVER happened before...😀🤤🤓😃😥"
this is so true!
Why the crying emoji friendo? Hope all is well
Very true.
I almost died when he told the story of cooking pizza in the dryer
"You gotta think like a murderer, bro. You're thinkin like a civilian." -Theo Von
Then he apologizes. Cuz he wasnt tryna be rude lol
I been listening to all the episodes with Theo Von
Same
i just finished this one and about to do the same
Theo and joey are magic, my two favorite comedians and podcasters.
I love every podcast theo has been in. awesome dude
Uncle Joey got that "goin Deep" slack jaw face 42:10
Lol, wrote a comment, then found someone already mentioned it.
Looks like he had a stroke out
I would love to know what he was thinking at that moment
@@TheKingOfBeans bouldah colorado 1983
Still coming back here for some Church wisdom!
Ive become a huge Theo Von fan. This dude reminds of friends I had when was 11 years old. Just makes me laughs constantly.
I’ve always thought the same about him!!!!!
my favorite. joey and theo are on fire in this one.
FYI: Theo Von is HILARIOUS on this one. He seems to feel very comfortable so everything he says comes out just "Perfecto".
Theo is one of the funniest guys I've ever heard.
I like when lee talks about the buy with one eyeball and they just totally ignore him hahahah
Theo can't bring up any without Joey butting in to whisper about coke.
Found a Rogan Fan
Pam S he cant talk about his athletic accomplishments. Almost his accomplishments were in the streets. The rest of his life was probably boring as a mf. Ain’t worth talking
I think I'd put Theo on my top ten comedian list right now at the moment
Theo and Uncle Joey are my favorite episodes! I still think the one where they were doing mushrooms is the funniest podcast of all time
Finally! Joey and Theo together again, this is a thing of beauty!
Been listening to jre, the church , the joint, YMH , TPW,TFATK, BBMMP for the last 4years and I've got to say Theo and Joeys / theos and rogans , conversations are the best !!! Theo gets the best laughs out of them !! PRAISE GOD BABY!!! GANG GANG!
Gang gang every time I seen him the meme of him on finding Nemo pops in my head lmaoo 😂😂
1:00:07 😂the way Theo says BEAUTIFUL SALADS HUH😂😂
With that scarf he looks like Chris Jericho
Still watching this in 2020! The Church never gets old
First time I’ve watched this pod cast. Love the dude on the left laugh. Lol. He is a trip. Of course so is Theo and Joey.
Joey dropping a N Bomb in the first 5 minutes im dying laughing lmao
Man, I’d run a book with this crew. Joey makes it sound comforting and easy.
You just walk up and shoot him and walk away. Aim for his shoes and you'll he fine man. Not even a big deal. Get it done come back here drop the gun off I bought it private sale from some dude no one knows anything, we will smoke a couple js and you'll go home and sleep like a baby. You got this.
I FEEL THE LOVE FROM JOEY, HE SEEMS GENUINE AND FULL OF WISDOM, LOVE, AND UNDERSTANDING. YOU GUYS ARE THE COOLEST DUDES EVER! KEEP IT UP ALL OF YOU. WITH LOVE FROM COLUMBUS OHIO.
“Hunting wizards with your face” yea that sounds like acid
21:16 ...... Joey’s reaction when theo asks how good was the farina back in the days. 😆 😆 😆
"Bookmaking"
Lee: "I could do that"
Wow this one totally hit home uncle...I can relate 100 percent to the drugs bit..love from DC /Bmore
The understanding that you show Theo is great Leo.
Guess all those struggles happened for a reason ❤.
Theo Von is by far the best guest in any podcast
I've always loved Theo but going cold turkey off of intense opiate use for a decade, he's helped me immensely. I cant stop watching. God bless him
Theo Von is so hilarious, fucken love Joey and Theo combo with the flying Jew. Theo has such a unique personality, I'm so happy you got clean. Loyal to the Church!!!!
I'm 3 years clean and I can relate to this conversation so hard and it's something that I can never understand until u have been through it
Lee and Theo should start their own podcast!
1:21:02 Yes bro!! I swear I would do a quarter gram in the bathroom before math and be FLYin!! I passed that class with flying powders man😂
“...you got think like a murderer bra...” Theo is one of the best guests ever on this show.
Then he says sorry. For coming off rude lol
lol Theo lying his ass off on this one. How’s a person gonna cut his own hands off 😂
Theo "Yeah" Von
You know
Bruh
27:19 slingin rock badge😂 Theo too funny
1:34:29 Joey: "youre too good looking"
Theo:" youre too old"
Hahaha is that what he said?
Joey gets so High, and fun to listen too. Love this podcast.
Lee > Redban
everyone>redban
Definitely the only podcast i listen to on a daily. You should too!!!
He made a day out of going to see his first Asian person lol
“It’s natural if everybody standing up” 😂😂
56:48 on lsd... "cooked a medium pizza in my buddy's dryer one time" .... rolling in tears.
At 40:38 LEE SYATT HEARING Voices talking to him as he randomly shouts "WHAT?!" LMAO
Theo Von and Jim Florentine are some of the best guests
For sorcery?
The most theo thing I've heard since "musclehampster"
Theo never dissapoints
Except when he didn’t finish the cocaine vest story 😕
He told the vest story on rogan so well, not so well here..
1:07:18
Joey: He pay me $65 dollars a day
Theo: WOW
bahahahaha
42:09 JOEY is buffering
L.O.....A.....D.I.N.G
Thanks Coco and Rogan for putting theo von on. My new favorite comic. Totally original. Laugh my ass off. Lee Syatt is a G. The mental wars you go through on edibles is a test of strength. He may be a muscle hamster but I love that dude and this show wouldn't work without him. He's only gonna grow. In 5 years he will have some confidence when he realizes that anyone he admires could never handle what he has gone through with edibles at that high and dose with no tolerance so soon. I know the struggle. Can't wait to see him banging a supermodel and talking shit to people when he realizes himself all around. And he still has morals in LA which is a feat itself. #leesyattforpresident
42:04 Joey picturing a romantic death LOL
johnny hummas... that killed me
"Were there neighbours or no?"
"Neighbours bro, you think they're gonna have neighbours and do that Lee? You've gotta think like a murderer bro"
Tell Lee the biggest difference between hard drugs (coke, narcotics, speed, etc) and food addiction is the withdrawal effects. Once you get hooked on serious drugs (the longer you've been on it and the amount you take daily is important) it's extremely hard to stop because you'll get very sick. You get so sick (like having a bad case of the Flu) that you are afraid to stop. So you keep getting "high" everyday so you won't get sick. That's the trap. You're constantly getting "high" so you don't get sick. I'm talking about people that are daily users (7 days a week habit). Also, I am not talking about weed. Weed doesn't do this.
If you're a casual user (like Theo mentioned) just getting "high" once or twice a week you aren't in the "trap" yet and you can easily stop without much withdrawal symptoms. Serious drug users must get high everyday. If they don't, they'll get very sick.
Very true
Weed definitely does this if you use a lot for a long time in my experiences
Rookies...
I just watched Church #383 last night and its amazing the difference in Theo. Even tho 383 was waaaay more hilarious its good to see him at the beginning of his clear path. Gang
The urge of any addiction to me feels like an OCD thought you cant shake
Yeah it gets to point where you know in a rational way you don't need it, but your mind won't accept that. Your mind tells your body to crave it. It's all a mental thibg.
@@dylantuf6228 it does get very physical too. You can withdrawal from a ton of different substances including anti-depressants. Though some detoxes are much more mild than others.
@@kriggy11490 addiction is a curse, a constant grey cloud that's always hovering above you
So.... we're all gonna ignore that, with an unusually straight face, Theo admitted to killing people when he was younger... @35:28
Joey? we love the stories but damn let Theo tell some too
42:05 joey's face 🤣🤣
The Church Of What's Happening In The 80's
Theo has got to be one of the most respectful guests especially toward lee gotta love it
Theo 'i wet the bed every once in awhile' Von
Let's get Theo, Uncle Joey, Lee, and Bert together
pause at 42:05 look at joey 🤣
Lol Joey said "Yahoo it" I forgot all about Yahoo 🤣
Joey quit blow but is still addicted to weed. He smokes and eats astronomical amounts of THC.
42:05 Joey looking like Pac man
Nice to see people still watching this
@@J4Y.Z For the first time too, I feel blessed for finding these episodes