@CJ Dare I think a few who really cared about Joey would be irritated, thinking that Lee was slacking on his production responsibilities, maybe even thinking he was incapable of producing the podcast Joey deserved, never really thinking that Joey was the one calling the shots. But most, they're just typical 'stars' that think they're better than regular people. It's how they'd treat you, if they weren't hoping you'd be a fan.
My dad died from prostate cancer on March 11 2015 and was found early in the morning on the couch at his house. He called me March 10 at 11 at night and pretty much just dumped his heart out to me balling his eyes out saying how much he loved me my sisters and my mom. I truly do believe people can feel when they’re about to be defeated by there disease.
Lee! With the funniest line in the whole podcast that everyone missed!! "Theo: this guy walks in and fucking shoots everybody in the denys hahaa.. Lee:.....1 star.." hahahahahah
Man, when Joey spoke about feeling a breeze and having that memory of his dear friend Ralphie it just got to me. I feel like such spirits live through us, our experiences and our choices.
When Joey was talking about people saying goodbye in their own ways before dieing is so true. Even if I didn't notice it at the moment, I will eventually look back and realize that their souls were preparing to depart.
Just picture a 21 year old girl that sounds like Joey and tells Stories the same way I think I would have to marry that if nothing else just for the entertainment value
How so? Seems like he was sheltered as fuck as a child growing up in religion. So is it him deserving it? Or coming to realization that the real world isn't what he thought it was. So him saying his points are coming from one that didn't know such radical things existed.
Listening to this in 2021. The part where you talked about loved ones leaving us is true. Lost an uncle a few months ago, a few weeks later.. I see a cardinal in the tree outside my apartment. I knew that was him 🙏🏼❤️
HaroldTheSeaOddur I agree. Theo Von is a real breath of fresh air with a unique and hilarious take on things. Now that a spot has opened up in the wake of Louis CK's possible downfall, Theo Von will have some big shoes to fill. He can grow into them. For those unable to figure out whether I'm being serious or not, of course no one could replace CK, nor would I want his recent situation to affect his career or performance. Although, the damage has already left it's mark, it seems. Hopefully he will recover, now that he has sincerely apologised. So he can make another season of Louie!
Thanks for all the laughs boys! Lee, you’re hilarious bro; best co-host ever! Theo, Joey and Lee would have the SICKEST podcast if they created one together!!
Thank you Joey…you make life comfortable for me at stressful times. I hear the hard life you’ve lived and you encourage me to be a strong. Thanks to leeeeeeeee also!
“Thanksgiving coming, you’ve been single for a long time, you don’t smell, you got a nice job, you got a lil bit of credit. Ya know, you owe ya father 2 thousand but who cares... you’re waiting for him to punch the ticket anyway”🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lee has the same EXACT laugh my Son had. Identical. Silly, infectious, .... and genuine. I had accepted the fact that I would never hear that goofy - ass laugh ever again. Lee stopped me in my tracks the first time I heard him really bust out a huge giggle. I had to listen to it multiple times to prove that I wasn't just trying to hear what I so desperately wanted to. It was spot on. It's Ty's laugh! Their voices are very different. Lee's is a fair shade higher. But I appreciate the laugh so much.
The second my grandma died in the middle of me sleeping i saw her in my dream, and she said my name, and I instantly woke up and ran to her, and found her in her room gone
Best intro to The Church in a long time. Nice work Lee not slaughtering the first 5 minutes. Love seeing Theo and Uncle Joey vibin to Sabbath. Long live The Church.
U can just tell how theo is genuinely a good dude. U can see how Lee is so much more comfortable around theo than any other guest.
@CJ Dare everyone else thinks their shit don’t stink
@Jeremy Lathem who’s the rat king
@Jeremy Lathem oh I thought you meant rat like informant 😂😂
All I can say Is bye Joey
@CJ Dare I think a few who really cared about Joey would be irritated, thinking that Lee was slacking on his production responsibilities, maybe even thinking he was incapable of producing the podcast Joey deserved, never really thinking that Joey was the one calling the shots. But most, they're just typical 'stars' that think they're better than regular people. It's how they'd treat you, if they weren't hoping you'd be a fan.
“Lee Syatt on the drums” lol
Theo is the best guest on the church of whats happening now like Joey Diaz is the best guest on the Joe rogan podcast!
Victor Alicea it was ralphie but theo close second in my opinion
Hell Yes, JRE has a great mix of guests, but Joey D, Bill B, and Tom S kill on their.
El Mero Mero Ralphie was definitely one of the good ones!
facts
Victor Alicea just bullshit. Made up stories talking about his own sister like that. His stories make no sense he’s so high just like lee.
LMAO @ 26:20
Joey "If I had class....I knew what a fork was."
Theo "Yea like I knew different genders of shrimp."
LMAO I hate that they just coasted over that comment, I was expecting a huge laugh.
I read this as he said it 😅
5 Hour Spinnery too good
Huge h lol😊mmmmmmnnmnm😊😊mm😊😊mm😊mmm😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
Tf, for an😊@@feechlamanna22
"It's oil Lee! Dead dinosaur sauce!" Amazing.
My favorite guest on the Church.
He is awesome. Bobby Lee is also legend on his show.
He is awesome. Bobby Lee is also legend on his show.
I love his background commentary while Joey's telling stories.
Theo is such a sweet heart to Lee
Him ripping his bong and them jamming to Sabbath at the beginning was my favorite thing ive ever seen
I think Theo makes Joey laugh more than any other guest
Ralphie may 🥲
My dad died from prostate cancer on March 11 2015 and was found early in the morning on the couch at his house. He called me March 10 at 11 at night and pretty much just dumped his heart out to me balling his eyes out saying how much he loved me my sisters and my mom. I truly do believe people can feel when they’re about to be defeated by there disease.
God damm man sorry for your loss
Rip Mr clark
Family is all you've got!
Rip 😢
Theo Von winning over the Church family like Joey did to the JRE, sometimes it just clicks, theo just clicks on the church, gotta love it. Stay Black.
3:02 I love how Joey lit a bowl without weed in it
Lee! With the funniest line in the whole podcast that everyone missed!!
"Theo: this guy walks in and fucking shoots everybody in the denys hahaa..
Lee:.....1 star.."
hahahahahah
blootung 😂😂
He was quick and subtle. I was cracking up
Speak for yourself. I didnt miss it.
Hilarious tho.
He often has good lines..mostly muffled in between laughter of others.
I've quoted this joke a few times recently. So so good. Why it's disappointing he retired from comedy.
Theo is one of my favorite guests, it’s an insta click from me when I see his name as a guest on any podcast.
A N Y podcast, bruh. Onward.
6 years later, could u have ever thought how big he’ll get, absolutely insane
This is honestly the best thing to watch late at night😂
Lee-Joey-Theo
Inspiration
For
Everything.
"If they're in the club coming to see me, they like dessert."
Lee is so fucking fire.
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@@Dennis-ni9vo haha thank you
Man, when Joey spoke about feeling a breeze and having that memory of his dear friend Ralphie it just got to me. I feel like such spirits live through us, our experiences and our choices.
You can’t skip past the beginning with no volume… Theo interpretive dancing while uncle Joey doing back to back bong hits LIKE A SOLDIER
When Joey was talking about people saying goodbye in their own ways before dieing is so true. Even if I didn't notice it at the moment, I will eventually look back and realize that their souls were preparing to depart.
I love how well Theo treats Lee, always making sure he knows hes just fucking around, even though lee already knnows ahaha just a very thoughtful guy
Who Siat
Theo and the Church crew have a special chemistry... I can't explain it but these episodes are the best...
Joey " If I was a hot girl at 21" Diaz
Sarah “I am a hot ass girl” D
😁
DG 'im thirsty cuck using emoji's like a 13 year old japanese schoolgirl' money
This meme is overused
@@Stoney-Jacksman seek aid
Just picture a 21 year old girl that sounds like Joey and tells Stories the same way I think I would have to marry that if nothing else just for the entertainment value
Anyone in 2024?
We ain’t fuckin around dawg
Praise god baby
The part about Ralphie coming to say goodbye was so deep and real. Love you uncle Joey. R.I.P. Ralphie
The church podcast is the best podcast to ever come out.. man I miss it
Seems Theo treats Lee the best. Sometimes people seem condescending towards him. Maybe its just the vibe I get?
Nick Gass
I felt the same way, but the more I watch the more I realize he deserves it.
How so? Seems like he was sheltered as fuck as a child growing up in religion. So is it him deserving it? Or coming to realization that the real world isn't what he thought it was. So him saying his points are coming from one that didn't know such radical things existed.
Nick, I agree bro. Lee's a good cat and Theo knows he's got a heart of gold, thus treating him like a friend.
I feel you on that
I think they’ve hung out many times on and off the podcast
Listening to this in 2021. The part where you talked about loved ones leaving us is true. Lost an uncle a few months ago, a few weeks later.. I see a cardinal in the tree outside my apartment. I knew that was him 🙏🏼❤️
I was expecting him to say"she stole my tv" but when he said " she stole my vacum", I died.
This might be the most naturally funny sentence I’ve ever heard
Theo Von, Uncle Joey, & Lee is THE BEST trio in the podcast game!
I really think Theo Von will blow up as a stand up comedian
HaroldTheSeaOddur
I agree. Theo Von is a real breath of fresh air with a unique and hilarious take on things.
Now that a spot has opened up in the wake of Louis CK's possible downfall, Theo Von will have some big shoes to fill. He can grow into them.
For those unable to figure out whether I'm being serious or not, of course no one could replace CK, nor would I want his recent situation to affect his career or performance.
Although, the damage has already left it's mark, it seems.
Hopefully he will recover, now that he has sincerely apologised. So he can make another season of Louie!
Reading this know he’s on fire. He’s killing it in LA
Dale Mcdade - Fucking idiot, he’s been a comedian for 15 years😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@123mcgarrigle he blew up in the past year though, cant say he hasn't.
Update ?
Damn what a treat!! Favorite guest
“I wanna be a crip”
“Aight shoot up a Denny’s”
😂😂😂😂😂
I go back and watch old church episodes once in a while man these were something else….
Thanks for all the laughs boys! Lee, you’re hilarious bro; best co-host ever! Theo, Joey and Lee would have the SICKEST podcast if they created one together!!
1:15:00 What Joey is talking about those that passed away saying goodbye one last time is very true. I've experienced it 2 times in my life so far.
When Joey started singing Geto Boys Minds Playing Tricks On Me 👏👋👋 He's invited to the cookout he can even bring the potatoe salad!😂😂😂
The dynamic between these three is incredible
I’m so stoned I’m rewatching this and heard police sirens and muted the speakers to make sure 😂🤦🏻♂️
Proud of that are you. Grow up
J B at least he’s not uploading jump rope videos on youtube
How does the boot taste bruh
@@JWB86have some soul momo
i came back a year later and this still kills😂43:46
You know its a fire episode when it starts with Joey's laughter and not that awkward silence!
Thank you Joey…you make life comfortable for me at stressful times. I hear the hard life you’ve lived and you encourage me to be a strong. Thanks to leeeeeeeee also!
I know the “ Vote for me “ flew by a lot of people 😂😂 Joeys hilarious
Greatest opening to a podcast ever
1:00:48 lee syiat comin in with straight KNOWLEDGE like a SOILDER.
What a guy
Real ones already saw this lmao!!! Fuckin Theo Von in the church is always great
Trap daily is a church member cocksuckahs!!!
THEBROWNSTAIN tremendous
theo von my 2nd favorite comic! sorry but bill burr #1 but he's getting soft cos his black wife sadly....
John Deathspell 😢😢😢Mug!
cocksuckas!! suka la mink!
Joey called it Theo really is one of if not thee biggest comedians out rn hell yeah shoutout to coco
Here because I need more Joey after The Joint today! Love you Joey!
I think Joey and Lee are the only people who believe Theo’s stories and thats what makes all Theo’s church podcasts freaking amazing !!
I love how Theo is actually nice to Lee.
The way Lee shudders when they talk about Texans wasting money :D
Lmao I got stoned and raided my kids easter eggs.. he was so pissed he brings it up every Easter.
Watching this in 2022 that beginning silence was just gold
“Thanksgiving coming, you’ve been single for a long time, you don’t smell, you got a nice job, you got a lil bit of credit. Ya know, you owe ya father 2 thousand but who cares... you’re waiting for him to punch the ticket anyway”🤣🤣🤣🤣
Theo is one of the best podcast guests out there. Comedy pours out of him.
Since everyone is happy let's take a second to appreciate the bad mothafucka that is Lee Syatt
Lee has the same EXACT laugh my Son had. Identical. Silly, infectious, .... and genuine.
I had accepted the fact that I would never hear that goofy - ass laugh ever again.
Lee stopped me in my tracks the first time I heard him really bust out a huge giggle.
I had to listen to it multiple times to prove that I wasn't just trying to hear what I so desperately wanted to. It was spot on. It's Ty's laugh!
Their voices are very different. Lee's is a fair shade higher. But I appreciate the laugh so much.
Theo a true goon... favorite guest
The intro song is The Thrill of It All - Black Sabbath
"If they're coming to see me, they like dessert"
Lee Syatt with the zinger !
"its oil Lee!, its dead dinosaur sauce.."
Theo Von's got quotes Jack !
parkster 95 the dieing Hindu trick
This is the BEST beginning to a podcast EVER.
Lee’s inner jew coming out when Joey and Theo are talking about people leaving stuff in hotels is priceless
XD
Theo von never fails to make me laugh
Joey "get the recipes at Meundies umm ahh blueapron.com" Diaz
IamCon tremendous
"Like I knew different like genders of shrimp" Theo Von
47:28 "kick on kirby vacuums" love you so much joey u dont know
"It's oil Lee, dead dinosaur sauce" 😂
Lee the real Hebrew🤣🤣Thinking about all the wasted money on ski gear .
I needed this nonsense today. Thank you gentlemen. ALSO, Saw Theo in Chicago burbs, great show!
Uncle Joey's added 30k new subs since Theo's last appearance on "The Church" #OnFire
Jesus the Church is hitting 200k soon, like a doctah!!
Onward
its there cocksuckas
303 now
478
wow I thought I seen all the theo von church episodes....what a treat to stumble upon
“The fuxking dying Hindu trick”
I see Theo Von, I click, I’m a simple man.
1:05:32 "that's the #1 thing I think I'm going to miss when I die bro, farting probably ....that and looking at horses"
The part from 35:38 is absolute gold.
“It’s oil Lee, it’s dead dinosaur sauce” 😂😂 I will not be calling it oil no more lmao
Fucking love these two! Theo and Uncle Joey for president dawg!
"Thats the number one thing I'll miss when I die bruh, farting probably. Oh, and looking at horses"
Joey Diaz’s ads are the only ads I enjoy listening to
So Theo has a sibling that had an even older father than he? She's a few years younger and looks like him - man that old feller was slinging hard.
Jagger just bagged a 22-year old
sickflow That news fills me with.....JEALOUSY!
Huh?
Shes older..but younger..uhh
@@dharmabum2838 older father than Theo’s but she’s younger than him
Theo should be a huge star. His humor is unique & beyond. Love you too joey & lee. Yall are real fucks. Thankyou for your comic relief.
49:15
Joey talking about the vacuum: “It came in a fucking box”
Theo, dramatically: “Mmmmmmmm”
Me: 🤣
"See the belts!!! Who the fuck you think you dealin' wit!!!!" never seen anyone more excited about vacuum belts lol. I love this shit.
I genuinely have love for theo and joey snd they have no clue i even ecxist
Listen close kids... uncle Joey's on point for this one.
this is one of the most underrated podcast , Foreal
The second my grandma died in the middle of me sleeping i saw her in my dream, and she said my name, and I instantly woke up and ran to her, and found her in her room gone
Maybe the best damn ad reads I've ever heard
Best intro to The Church in a long time. Nice work Lee not slaughtering the first 5 minutes. Love seeing Theo and Uncle Joey vibin to Sabbath. Long live The Church.
Uncle Joey reminds me of my childhood sitting in the dump truck with the old man...only my dad wasn't as heavy...
He ain't heavy
He's your faaaaaather!
i love how the music just cuts off at the beginning and theyre all jus jammin in silence
What up Church!? Preach!
These guys are just kool and chill. Just hanging out talking they make this sh*t look too easy
I liked this video before even watching bc its Theo Von and the Church!
the vacuum conversation killed me X)
With a 🧢 on: 42:50
Theo that savage killing it. Joey you Cuban warrior love the show!
48:12 I REMEMBER JOEY IT HAD A MEMO BOOK THAT WHEN YOU OPENED IT IT A FIRE CAP WOULD GO OFF.
41:43 Lee's joke went under the radar 😂
1:41 - "Check out the menu, go to MeUndie; erm, BlueApron!"
DEAD!!! :D :D :D