The Fighter and The Kid - Episode 308: Theo Von

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  • @jesseredmond3060
    @jesseredmond3060 7 років тому +1259

    Theo to Chin: I got a cousin who got stung by a ton of bees at a picnic. Y’all look similar.

    • @menwithven8114
      @menwithven8114 7 років тому +109

      Jesse Redmond then he calls him a spice trader lmao

    • @lewisbryant1359
      @lewisbryant1359 7 років тому +19

      "Sim-a-lerr "

    • @5ykes
      @5ykes 7 років тому +34

      Honestly ive never laughed so hard, fucking spice trader oh my days haha

    • @jeffv2981
      @jeffv2981 7 років тому +6

      LOL that is great

    • @dy120481
      @dy120481 7 років тому +8

      Muse M She was saying having a bird is a bitch, she wasn't calling anyone a bitch.

  • @eniigmv
    @eniigmv 7 років тому +1848

    The chemistry between Theo and Brendan is incredible.

    • @VirtanenDK
      @VirtanenDK 6 років тому +39

      You are right, and they are making a podcast together. I think it will be in October. Update: Theo said that they would start in 19, cus they have to much to do.
      Happy holidays 🎅❄️

    • @loser6864
      @loser6864 6 років тому +14

      armed dane is it out I haven’t seen anything on it? I also am very stupid keep in mind

    • @eldahank
      @eldahank 6 років тому +57

      Brendan seems to have good chemistry with lots of men, he’s like a universal solvent of male energy. In a mostly heterosexual way

    • @johncooney9496
      @johncooney9496 6 років тому +3

      @@eldahank 😂😂😂😂

    • @yamama9425
      @yamama9425 6 років тому +17

      Almost like there gonna fuck each other in the ass

  • @bloodyredsin
    @bloodyredsin 7 років тому +1009

    Theo Von is a legit contestant for guest of the year, love his sense of humor.

    • @travishibachi
      @travishibachi 7 років тому +26

      Him and Chris D'elia are my favorites by far. I like Chris because he spends most of his time shitting on Bryan and calling him out on his nonsense :D

    • @Sjordan1496
      @Sjordan1496 7 років тому +8

      bloodyredsin he won heavy handedly

    • @bloodyredsin
      @bloodyredsin 7 років тому +13

      I agree, Chris is great as well, I do enjoy Sasso as well, Michael Rapaport used to be my #1, but he was just loud and a bit obnoxious the last time he was on TFATK so this year I am going with Theo, I think he is a unique character.

    • @travishibachi
      @travishibachi 7 років тому +1

      +Kevin Blom Make me a sammich? You gotta step ya game up bruh it's almost 2018.

    • @travishibachi
      @travishibachi 7 років тому +2

      +Kevin Blom Daaaaaaaamn homeboy is throwing some HEAT. I bet your core temperature is 105 maybe 110 easily.

  • @BudduredToast
    @BudduredToast 5 років тому +323

    Everyone: Having fun & keeping it light.
    Callen: Tell me about your self esteem issues.

    • @LearnWithBrendanSchaub
      @LearnWithBrendanSchaub 4 місяці тому

      BRENDAN SCHAUB IS A MAN LOVER THAT BISITS GLORYHOLES, IF YOU CANT TELL EVRY COMEDIAN ON THE SHOW ROASTS SCHAUB FOR DRESSING LIKE A LADY. JUST COME OUT BRENDAN

  • @stickygun
    @stickygun 6 років тому +815

    Theo needs to keeps the few friends he has left away from embankments.

    • @BigShaneGillis
      @BigShaneGillis 5 років тому +73

      Cocaine, Pornography, and Embankments are amongst the darkest of the arts

    • @curtmirin7454
      @curtmirin7454 5 років тому +11

      Sticky lmfaoooo everyone always took pills nd hit a embankment

    • @deni6943
      @deni6943 5 років тому

      what's an embankment anyway?

    • @royaltyJkash
      @royaltyJkash 5 років тому

      Sticky seriously. Seems like a real big issue in his circle.

    • @royaltyJkash
      @royaltyJkash 5 років тому +3

      Deni the part of the road that is raised, mostly along more country roads. In the city we have guard rails. In the country they just pile dirt up there.

  • @jhughes19851
    @jhughes19851 7 років тому +464

    Theo and brendan have hilarious chemistry. Theo is pure gold

    • @JC-wj5os
      @JC-wj5os 7 років тому +4

      Theo has great chemistry with everyone. The Church, Tigerbelly all hilarious episodes

    • @jhughes19851
      @jhughes19851 7 років тому +4

      ya its true, I've seem them all and they are always great.... him and Bobby are great too "there was a rumor of an asian" lol...

    • @unkelTP
      @unkelTP 7 років тому +1

      jhughes19851 Theo carry Schaub

    • @ethanharvey4869
      @ethanharvey4869 6 років тому

      Ya man he just made it seam that way but legit carried Shaub who just seemed like a nice laughing prop like a live on set audience member for that period didn’t really find anything he said or did as funny but said little enough to let Theo fuck shit up and do his thing...

    • @panern13
      @panern13 5 років тому +1

      King and the sting.

  • @jonnycraft5514
    @jonnycraft5514 7 років тому +1607

    Theo Von and Joey Diaz are the 2 naturally funniest people alive

    • @travishibachi
      @travishibachi 7 років тому +34

      I'm only 13 minutes in and already in tears. I'm tappin' out!

    • @agawied2910
      @agawied2910 7 років тому +58

      Jonathan Dowlng theo is way funnier than Diaz. Diaz is annoying when he freaks the fuck out trying to get a reaction and flipping his hands around like a momo, and then makes fun of those same habd flipping fuckin momos.

    • @101thecallahan
      @101thecallahan 7 років тому +28

      Jonathan Dowlng Joey literally just talks out of his ass. wow, you must be so easily amused.. smh

    • @101thecallahan
      @101thecallahan 7 років тому

      Travis Grill are you serious? Y'all dudes are giggling at this like a bunch a b*tches smh

    • @jj1023665
      @jj1023665 7 років тому +34

      Bill Burr

  • @_Vader_
    @_Vader_ 5 років тому +575

    Theo is gonna go down in comic history. Hall of famer. Mark my words.

    • @wisdomandchaos
      @wisdomandchaos 4 роки тому +2

      Indeed *

    • @davidlewis1447
      @davidlewis1447 4 роки тому +2

      We know :/

    • @BEDMan-vl3xy
      @BEDMan-vl3xy 4 роки тому +3

      More like hall of farmer

    • @SelfMadeCulture
      @SelfMadeCulture 4 роки тому

      His nonchalant set up to any fucking story and his closing is really unmatched. I love his view on life, yet I think he deals with a few demons. Then again...who doesn't!

    • @Buelr
      @Buelr 4 роки тому +11

      hahahaha anyone who relatively follows comedy knew this 5 years ago

  • @NamelessDreadx37x
    @NamelessDreadx37x 5 років тому +477

    Was this the origin of The King and The Sting!?
    All because Bryan was late.

    • @cashhabits5420
      @cashhabits5420 5 років тому +7

      No it's one where it's just the two of them.i think the one where theo wearing a blue cubs shirt

    • @yaboii7210
      @yaboii7210 4 роки тому +30

      It’s where Theo said Brendan looked like he was stung by bees and Brendan said Theo hangs with rats and he was the rat king

    • @wisdomandchaos
      @wisdomandchaos 4 роки тому

      3xactly.! *

    • @PaPaPOVEY
      @PaPaPOVEY 4 роки тому

      Practically and there chemistry is off the charts.

    • @oddunb6190
      @oddunb6190 4 роки тому +7

      Yes. Everyone gives Brendan shit but he boosted Theo’s career X 100
      That’s how he got on JRE.

  • @shushanthswinderballs1122
    @shushanthswinderballs1122 4 роки тому +79

    In retrospect, we got to thank Callen for being late that day. If he wasn’t, we might have never seen the great chemistry between Theo and Brendan and have gotten King and the Sting.

  • @joey_ferrari24
    @joey_ferrari24 7 років тому +618

    Holy shit... within the first 3 minutes talking about Gerard Butler, “was he all bodied up??”
    “He looked like about a 41 pant, so whatever that means”
    “Did he look like a spartan?”
    “He looked just, Greek”
    “Oh he was bulkin?”
    “Yeah he looked like he was from the Balkins”
    Hahaha godamnit

    • @imrankazzy9076
      @imrankazzy9076 7 років тому +28

      Lol when he started talking about rabies and the spotted dog i lost it, also his reaction to brendan calling him stupid lmfao

    • @royglen9817
      @royglen9817 6 років тому +2

      Loool subliminal disses to Bryan !

    • @Lootroq
      @Lootroq 6 років тому +18

      Bruh, that Balkans line KILLED me. Theo Von is a freakin stud in this comedy shit

    • @carsonwentz8301
      @carsonwentz8301 6 років тому +3

      *Balkans

    • @puffythefam4225
      @puffythefam4225 6 років тому +1

      You went back to edit your comment and still got it wrong my guy

  • @Scottiscool93
    @Scottiscool93 7 років тому +379

    Bryan came in and just GADOOOOOSHED the mood.

    • @Ash-of1yl
      @Ash-of1yl 3 роки тому

      What do u mean?

    • @zanew6804
      @zanew6804 3 роки тому +12

      absolutely fucked it up

    • @NoBeunoPendejo
      @NoBeunoPendejo 3 роки тому +8

      He's such a douche in general... I bet messing up the vibe is something he does on the daily. Just my opinion. He annoys me. Like him assuming just because Theo's friend was an obvious cho mo... because he was an openly gay man. He's got short bald man's complex. Lol

    • @larryhoover2541
      @larryhoover2541 3 роки тому +14

      @@NoBeunoPendejo And you've got some unnecessary pent up anger to dislike a dude you've never met so much. Get some help pal, strangers shouldn't be making you this upset.

    • @whitneymartin3739
      @whitneymartin3739 2 роки тому

      he's Soooooooooooo annoying. 🤮🤮🤮

  • @HardstyleOG
    @HardstyleOG 7 років тому +164

    Theo kills every podcast he's in - Hey hey..For SUREEEEEEE Guest of the Year Gadoooooosh

    • @mrcoolaids1
      @mrcoolaids1 7 років тому +1

      Psun free cunch

    • @johnnie543
      @johnnie543 6 років тому +1

      Dude please tell me you watch Theo's podcast "This Past Weekend"? If not you are missing out on some next level comedy gold medal content bruh! Onward....

  • @DavidMaloneyProductions
    @DavidMaloneyProductions 6 років тому +172

    "He's bulking"
    "Yeah like, he lives in the balkans"
    Lmao

    • @tysonbigslyce752
      @tysonbigslyce752 5 років тому

      😂😂

    • @theogbunn7672
      @theogbunn7672 5 років тому

      Im pretty positive Brendan said "hes Balkan" and then Theo said "like he's from the Balkans" xD cause right before that theo said he's Greek.

    • @gavinswearingen6492
      @gavinswearingen6492 3 роки тому +1

      @@theogbunn7672 well your wrong

  • @SixtyEightnOyouOne
    @SixtyEightnOyouOne 2 роки тому +59

    I come back here every year and this is still funny, legendary podcast Theo is freakin hilarious

    • @badabing2302
      @badabing2302 Рік тому +1

      Same or i try to, somehow I forgot about the theo tfatk episodes and the Chris Delia ones since covid.

  • @a_roderick1153
    @a_roderick1153 7 років тому +137

    Theo needs to be a constant on this and JRE. Never laughed so hard and he never repeats his insane stories.

    • @a_roderick1153
      @a_roderick1153 7 років тому +8

      "I'll fight a blind kid that can jump high"
      Fucking dead.

    • @Sjordan1496
      @Sjordan1496 7 років тому +2

      He has his own podcast but does amazing with other people

    • @TheDomaZog
      @TheDomaZog 7 років тому +3

      Theo is fucking genius, but with some people he doesnt jive at all. They don't know how to react. So it's hit or miss with him depending on the guy/girl he's talking to "gets" him or not.

    • @stevencruz285
      @stevencruz285 7 років тому

      he repeats his stories all the time but u know there's honesty in there at least. burr, c.k. and von are straight killers nobody compares

    • @Americansikkunt
      @Americansikkunt 6 років тому

      Super_Duper_ Saiyan Nah...Don't put Theo around those male prostitutes...

  • @Ian-kd6vp
    @Ian-kd6vp 7 років тому +28

    Theo is legit the most naturally funny dude. Any podcast he has been on, it's been the best episode of the series

  • @Aus10kilborn90
    @Aus10kilborn90 7 років тому +57

    Theo von guest of the year by a landslide

  • @TheJohnGway
    @TheJohnGway 5 років тому +592

    Theo is the most openly sexually confused man I've heard.

  • @posboys4136
    @posboys4136 6 років тому +22

    "You get enough money dude, and you order a couple'a, ya know, hearty-wristed people and a couple'a swords man. Who knows what can happen" 😂😂😂 holy shit

  • @huzzyb6824
    @huzzyb6824 7 років тому +153

    21:15 Theo grabbing a yoga date with MJ while Brendan and Bryan are distracted. What a smooth operator

    • @Greeezy
      @Greeezy 7 років тому +2

      Huzzy B aint goin nowhere, said hes "over sex"

    • @JWalks
      @JWalks 6 років тому +2

      Haha I clocked that too guys a g 😂👌🏻

    • @getmoney8858
      @getmoney8858 5 років тому

      Yes sir!,onward!

    • @yubtub89
      @yubtub89 5 років тому

      @@Greeezy Theo has simply mastered the art of successful adultery, even got the whole internet convinced he's done with pussy lol

    • @boxing4life410
      @boxing4life410 5 років тому +1

      Mj so hot id fuck

  • @phlyghstaff9965
    @phlyghstaff9965 7 років тому +215

    callen fucking fucked up the best 20 mins this podcast has ever had...

    • @gbreeze5718
      @gbreeze5718 7 років тому +19

      "So let's talk about your low self esteem" " ohh he loved you, he was grooming you" super weird b

    • @theboilerrooom
      @theboilerrooom 7 років тому +2

      fucking facts

    • @Prim3e
      @Prim3e 7 років тому +1

      i agree 100%

  • @bioworkzllc9540
    @bioworkzllc9540 7 років тому +68

    This is the funniest TFATK ever! I want to nominate Theo to be the guest of the year. Never laughed so hard listening to a podcast.

    • @caiotefu9856
      @caiotefu9856 7 років тому +1

      BIOWORKZ LLC Yup... without That 2 faced Rapaport shouting his non-sencical BS everywhere! Theo was cool, calm and collected and fucking hilarious! AWESOME!

  • @justinlawlor3898
    @justinlawlor3898 3 роки тому +4

    I just went back and watched all the early episodes of tfatk with Theo again , my abs are soooo sore, greatest comedy chemistry of all time

  • @mcfarlandbrothers2209
    @mcfarlandbrothers2209 Рік тому +4

    man i miss these old shows with Theo and Brendan. RIP KING AND THE STING

  • @patrick4451
    @patrick4451 7 років тому +654

    theo is fucking hilarious

    • @beyondtheview9668
      @beyondtheview9668 7 років тому +4

      Patrick you're fucking hot baby

    • @101thecallahan
      @101thecallahan 7 років тому +3

      Patrick judging by your picture I bet you're one ugly dude lmao

    • @beyondtheview9668
      @beyondtheview9668 7 років тому

      Patrick lol I'm trolling

    • @patrick4451
      @patrick4451 7 років тому

      not you mate

    • @DemiseBot
      @DemiseBot 7 років тому +1

      Patrick he tries a little too hard sometimes.other wise yeah

  • @mauricio9364
    @mauricio9364 7 років тому +34

    Halfway through this podcast and I can say guest of the year

  • @jdvencill4936
    @jdvencill4936 7 років тому +194

    hahahaha the "Mesothelioma days" joke was lost on Brendan and Bryan

    • @CezaMVO
      @CezaMVO 5 років тому +10

      I'm glad someone else caught that Haha

    • @saucemansrsrnad5888
      @saucemansrsrnad5888 5 років тому

      @@CezaMVO first watch, but that was funny LMAO

    • @hanslanda8303
      @hanslanda8303 4 роки тому

      Mesopotamia lmao

    • @Xxbwachamp445xX
      @Xxbwachamp445xX 4 роки тому +4

      Lmao that was hilarious. The correct term is Mesozoic I believe

    • @KillerKolt44
      @KillerKolt44 3 роки тому

      These guys aren't very sharp haha

  • @hunterdale2342
    @hunterdale2342 5 років тому +19

    27:40 Theo Von makes me feel better about life. Thank you, Honestly.

  • @ratio2007
    @ratio2007 5 років тому +15

    Theo and Brendan kill it on King and the Sting the first 20mins was comedy genius

  • @jeffreyvandenbrink144
    @jeffreyvandenbrink144 7 років тому +21

    Theo just murdered Fighter and the kid,
    Best one yet.

  • @gkallday5254
    @gkallday5254 7 років тому +588

    I like bryan but i feel like the first 20 minutes were so hilarious and then bryan showed up and it kinda changed everything and it got more serious instead of theo just saying the funniest silly shit

    • @jaredkinneyjr
      @jaredkinneyjr 7 років тому +20

      Gavin Kelly u r totally right! I watched this again & laughed so so hard, again..... until Bryan comes in. I wish he wldnt of showed up. Cld have been podcast of the year @ the pace Schaub & Von were goin, 4 sure.

    • @BM21017
      @BM21017 7 років тому +5

      Exactly!

    • @jorsmith07
      @jorsmith07 7 років тому +23

      I don't like Bryan.

    • @TonyReyesFilm
      @TonyReyesFilm 7 років тому +44

      I completely agree. I like Bryan, but feels like he takes himself so seriously as an intellectual. Bums me out.

    • @SeanThomson11
      @SeanThomson11 7 років тому +22

      first 20 minutes was the most I've laughed at this podcast in so long

  • @dirigoyoutube6455
    @dirigoyoutube6455 7 років тому +450

    Theo is so naturally funny; I wish he would talk like this more on his stand up. He special was like watching a different person. Still funny af, but not as funny as his natural stories between friends

    • @found_working
      @found_working 6 років тому +9

      Dirigo you right

    • @ethanharvey4869
      @ethanharvey4869 6 років тому +9

      Dirigo UA-cam so true perfect example of why NOT to ‘Force things’ when dude lets shit just flow and come to him he his laugh out loud funny like I whatch a bunch of legit funny shit and still barely EVER physically laugh even when I do actually find stuff funny and this dude just talking shit and going back in forth in convo makes me fucking fall out legit. Yet his standup fucking sucked in my opinion compared to my expectations because i was expecting this Theo and that’s just an impossible standard to live up too like he’s plotting and performing a planned routine on purpose where as he’s at his best when it’s 100% just on his flojo shit and coming off top with the convo comebacks and spitting his game... Weird how that works but he’s a rare example of somone whose just so naturally funny that when he tries to be he’s not as much I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️...

    • @1Solace
      @1Solace 6 років тому +4

      He's getting there

    • @Lootroq
      @Lootroq 6 років тому +3

      I felt the exact same way about Greg Giraldo. Always baffled me how different his stand up was to him in conversation with friends shooting the shit and roasting each other

    • @boogiewoogiebearboy
      @boogiewoogiebearboy 6 років тому +5

      His podcast is 100% that.

  • @kevinmcgowan9250
    @kevinmcgowan9250 6 років тому +79

    40:02 Theo Von: Back in the prehistoric...I think like uh Mesothelioma days...
    Mesothelioma: A tumor of the tissue that lines the lungs, stomach, heart, and other organs.

    • @mtambro
      @mtambro 3 роки тому

      I was searching for this comment as soon as I heard that nonsense

  • @ChuckTreble
    @ChuckTreble 3 роки тому +10

    28:37 Theo mocking Brendan's way of saying "therapy" got me.

  • @patrick4451
    @patrick4451 7 років тому +686

    i laughed more this episode than ever

    • @stevenmartinez872
      @stevenmartinez872 7 років тому

      Patrick or just EDIT 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂✌🏽✌🏽u know it's says edited after you change it 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @patrick4451
      @patrick4451 7 років тому +18

      we need you to take it easy steven

    • @stevenmartinez872
      @stevenmartinez872 7 років тому +1

      Patrick bruh u wrecked yourself just stop before you do it again 🤣😂

    • @patrick4451
      @patrick4451 7 років тому +12

      you're embarrassing yourself man

    • @stevenmartinez872
      @stevenmartinez872 7 років тому

      Patrick EDIT

  • @peterfootball91
    @peterfootball91 7 років тому +34

    I second all the guest of the year comments Theo is so underrated

  • @sladewilson555
    @sladewilson555 7 років тому +433

    "I was Eating dolphin dandruff doing dope"

    • @dakotasonney2142
      @dakotasonney2142 6 років тому +4

      Do you remember the time of the podcast that he said that? I wanna listen to that part again

    • @hvrc0
      @hvrc0 6 років тому +7

      @@dakotasonney2142 19:52

  • @Isvvx
    @Isvvx 6 років тому +34

    "Put me in 299.. the prequel" lmaooo

  • @AVH8TOR
    @AVH8TOR 3 роки тому +1

    2021. How great is Theo??? Love listening to Brendan and Theo cut up on each other. They’re great!!!

  • @brandonbarton9942
    @brandonbarton9942 7 років тому +227

    Brendan actually lets Theo talk, which is very surprising. When you have Theo on your podcast, let him ramble because the content is too fuckin' real and hilarious. When Theo is on the church, Joey hardly lets him speak and cuts him off a lot which bothers me because Theo is one of the greatest story tellers of all time. Let him talk!!!

    • @mowbetta15
      @mowbetta15 7 років тому +3

      Brandon Barton cuz he was high as fuck

    • @Sjordan1496
      @Sjordan1496 7 років тому +8

      For real those Joey podcasts make me anxious everytime Theo is about to delivery some comedy gold Joey will add some bs same thing kind of happened here half the time Theo starts talking he gets cut off it's like let your guest speak if you want him on

    • @brandonbabauta2915
      @brandonbabauta2915 7 років тому +1

      Cool name

    • @rachelc586
      @rachelc586 7 років тому +1

      Sean Jordan
      I agree

    • @rachelc586
      @rachelc586 7 років тому +4

      Brandon Barton
      Seriously dude 👍

  • @danielcappelli1235
    @danielcappelli1235 7 років тому +22

    Any fucking podcast that Theo Von is on is a MUST FUCKING WATCH! Dude is the most funny guy ever right after the king himself, Joey Diaz!

  • @iMoFLDEZZY
    @iMoFLDEZZY 7 років тому +20

    "I love surgery man when i 8 i ate a load of coins and had to get surgery"
    "How many did you eat?"
    "Almost 8 dollars"
    The best line ever said on this podcast. Theo is a genius

  • @gordonshmordon
    @gordonshmordon 4 роки тому +12

    “Ridin sharks decoding asians and maybe even being gay” one of the greatest things I’ve ever heard in my life

  • @saiyanleague653
    @saiyanleague653 6 років тому +35

    19:07 - 20:35 had me fallin to the floor crying LMAO!

  • @apinksquid
    @apinksquid 7 років тому +110

    "I know a guy used to put spots on his dog" Theo is the best

    • @bradleymcwilliams2629
      @bradleymcwilliams2629 5 років тому

      ........but hes dead.....drove into an embankment!

    • @whatwho8502
      @whatwho8502 Рік тому

      Time stamp??

    • @apinksquid
      @apinksquid Рік тому

      @@whatwho8502 idk lol this was 5 years ago, good luck finding it

  • @CodysFavorites
    @CodysFavorites 6 років тому +236

    "you can look that up. actually you can just close your eyes and you'll know" lmfao talking about the asian guy

    • @TheWsteed
      @TheWsteed 6 років тому +11

      I have never laughed so hard bro. "Dark arts, boy...."

  • @markblanco6956
    @markblanco6956 7 років тому +289

    Brendan the type of guy to interrupt a eulogy

    • @francodanco2203
      @francodanco2203 7 років тому +6

      Mark Blanco LMFAOOOO

    • @HHA92353
      @HHA92353 7 років тому +21

      "I disagree, he wasn't a draw. I love the guy don't get me wrong"

    • @marc115115
      @marc115115 7 років тому

      Yessss

    • @paulwilliam5023
      @paulwilliam5023 7 років тому +1

      Mark Blanco Most accurate thing I've heard in a long time

    • @fozzit
      @fozzit 7 років тому +13

      Pastor: Richard Riley was a Great Man. He...
      Brendan: *rolls eyes* I disagree man. He was okay.
      Pastor: He put everything into his life and his fa...
      Brendan: *shakes his head* He's okay man, but don't get me wrong, I'm not a hater, I love the guy a lot, and he had a hog on him, but he ate like shit man.
      Pastor: and his family.
      Brendan: yeah, he did have a family.

  • @nickfonseca484
    @nickfonseca484 6 років тому +50

    “Eating dolphin dandruff doing dope”

  • @nathanmoseychuk7523
    @nathanmoseychuk7523 5 років тому +2

    Hands down one of the best episodes ever. the first half hour or so had me in stitches when i first listened to it. This was for sure the catalyst for king and the sting.

  • @donovanlopez5733
    @donovanlopez5733 7 років тому +18

    Funniest dude thats been on your show no question. #1 guest. R.i.p to everyone that Theo Von has ever known lol

  • @joeyfinlay2475
    @joeyfinlay2475 7 років тому +114

    I love Theo, so fucking funny. Love his humor and timing.

    • @Sjordan1496
      @Sjordan1496 7 років тому

      Joe Finlay his accent and words he can pull out of no where is pure genius

    • @miami_mutilator
      @miami_mutilator 6 років тому

      “its the dark arts, bruh”

    • @johnnie543
      @johnnie543 6 років тому

      Have you seen his podcast 'This Past Weekend"? My dude I'm telling you that shit has more spice in it than a pot of New Orleans jambalaya!! Onward...

  • @rideronthestorm_
    @rideronthestorm_ 2 роки тому +5

    21:03 Theo is genuinely appreciative of being there. Thank you guys for believing in Theo and getting him on here. Definitely well deserved and beautiful to see it really helped him a lot.

  • @nestormozqueda6355
    @nestormozqueda6355 3 роки тому +4

    I’m so happy these two got there own podcast! Gang gang, buzz buzz!! Cheers 🍻

  • @skaterdude14b
    @skaterdude14b 7 років тому +34

    2:17
    Theo: mmm.. he looked like maybe a 41 pant
    Brendan: wow that is not spartan
    Theo: yeah greek, he looked more just greek
    Brendan: he's bulkin' right now
    Theo: yea like he lives in the Balkans
    Brilliant

  • @mcdiesel88
    @mcdiesel88 7 років тому +7

    Theo is one of the most naturally funny guests I've ever seen on anything, genuinely off the cuff hilarious, he doesn't have to try.

  • @Jason-mx8dl
    @Jason-mx8dl 7 років тому +119

    "I love surgeries, dude. I looove surgeries."

  • @kennyavallon3466
    @kennyavallon3466 3 роки тому +4

    Theo was absolutely on fire in this episode I never laughed out loud this much during a podcast

    • @matthewalkman386
      @matthewalkman386 2 роки тому

      and Bryan literally ruined the entire vibe when he walked in. Bryan sucks

  • @d.j2006
    @d.j2006 2 роки тому +2

    “Some gay man that used to live by the park by me used to put spots on his dog” LMFAOOOO what? Man this guy is just funny for no reason

  • @henryfallins8291
    @henryfallins8291 7 років тому +8

    Made me so happy when Theo's like "It's good your still doing standup, even if it's just to do it or whatever" haha

  • @ChippeWAjawsh
    @ChippeWAjawsh 7 років тому +185

    Theo looks off in the distance glazed eyes. " I don't like doing yoga outside in dirty places. "

  • @copenukka
    @copenukka 7 років тому +89

    GUEST OF THE YEAR BITCH!!!!

  • @JayAye206
    @JayAye206 5 років тому +32

    Theo: I love surgeries dude
    Brendan: what kind of surgeries have you had?
    Theo: oh dude I’ve had a couple quarters taken out .. swallowed up wards to 8 dollars when I was a kid
    Me: wtf 😂😂😂
    Theo and Brendan are naturally funny and I’m glad they started a podcast!! Chemistry is on a different level

    • @MonstaTimDubstep
      @MonstaTimDubstep 5 років тому

      This is Brendan and Bryan's podcast homie... Theo is a guest on this episode

  • @powergrower
    @powergrower 6 років тому +23

    God Damn it! When he started talking about how he joined a cult I spit my drink all over my computer.

  • @PutonyourSundayBests
    @PutonyourSundayBests 7 років тому +69

    For everyone commenting bout how fucking hilarious Theo is, you should check out his podcast 'This Past Weekend', it's great

  • @alexandermuller8941
    @alexandermuller8941 7 років тому +14

    “I cant have this penguin slappin’ my friends.” possibly the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

  • @PLuSConvey
    @PLuSConvey 7 років тому +26

    Only 10 minutes in and I'm dying! Theo Von is the best

  • @morganreece9387
    @morganreece9387 3 роки тому +2

    Theo talking about the " cult " he was in was actually just the MTV show he was on lol 😆 im so dead!

  • @solobarro
    @solobarro 5 років тому +8

    "i gotta cousin that was stung by a bunch of bees and yall look kinda similar"
    hahahhaha

  • @NytronX
    @NytronX 7 років тому +50

    The first 20 minutes had me in stitches.

  • @patrick4451
    @patrick4451 7 років тому +302

    south loves theo

    • @no-st9kr
      @no-st9kr 7 років тому +3

      So do the British he's on that Joey Diaz level

    • @420Tarzan
      @420Tarzan 7 років тому +2

      How is your thumbnail not flagged? *thumbs up*

    • @hatkins02
      @hatkins02 6 років тому

      West coast does as well !

  • @TheJoey2sox
    @TheJoey2sox 7 років тому +21

    "You're stupid dude.. You're stupid man..." 😅 Lost my shit

  • @karensmith4748
    @karensmith4748 6 років тому +2

    one of my am absolute favorites!! Theo is a legend, one of the most interesting and hilarious ppl ever. and he and Brennans energy is unreal!! love love love!!!

  • @ermexcuseme5992
    @ermexcuseme5992 2 роки тому +1

    I love this ep, Brendan has so much love and respect for Theo.

  • @Coopa3711
    @Coopa3711 7 років тому +50

    Theo Von guest of the year. Fuck Hinchcliff, Rap, D'leia, VON IS THE GOAT!

    • @paulwilliam5023
      @paulwilliam5023 7 років тому

      Chad Toots I was thinking the same thing hes on the worst guest if the year list

    • @Jattmafia313
      @Jattmafia313 7 років тому +1

      Rap is a piece of shit

  • @metaxa219
    @metaxa219 7 років тому +42

    Holy shit I'm in tears laughing at the first 20 minutes of this

  • @oak8891
    @oak8891 7 років тому +51

    Yeah! Theo is he hilarious man, truly original sense of human

  • @gatordonttakenoshiat
    @gatordonttakenoshiat 4 роки тому +4

    Theo with the best podcast performance of all time

  • @maxim9461
    @maxim9461 4 роки тому +6

    this podcast here is so fucking underrated 😂☠️
    Theo & Brendan killed it

  • @LetMeRaveTV
    @LetMeRaveTV 7 років тому +40

    GUEST OF THE YEAR. Theres not one sentence he uttered that wasnt funny lmao

  • @steveswafen2528
    @steveswafen2528 7 років тому +14

    Theo Von straight out of the gates throwing heat

  • @Zalleyzal
    @Zalleyzal 7 років тому +97

    This man said “mesothelioma days” 😂😂

    • @caiotefu9856
      @caiotefu9856 7 років тому +2

      Alexander Alley Instead of what?..... Mesolithic?

    • @oscarserna916
      @oscarserna916 6 років тому +3

      Took me so long to find this comment. THANK YOU. "Mesothelioma skull" 😂

    • @critsoballs
      @critsoballs 6 років тому

      He took me back to some old commercials lol

    • @aberamsey9258
      @aberamsey9258 6 років тому

      Theo is a true genius

    • @matthewswan2904
      @matthewswan2904 6 років тому +2

      He meant Mesozoic. I think, but that was a long time ago. Humans weren’t around yet.

  • @LilyOfTheTower
    @LilyOfTheTower 4 роки тому +6

    43:57 Bryan and Brendan talking about their dads having hiccups.
    Theo says "you should have your dads on to talk about that" 😂

  • @trevorheffy1852
    @trevorheffy1852 6 років тому +7

    "If somebody's spottin' his own pet bro, I'm out" 😂 hands down is in my opinion guest of the year

  • @Vekenstein
    @Vekenstein 7 років тому +10

    “Back in the prehistoric... I think the mesothelioma days”. Theo is fucking hilarious

  • @bbwarwick
    @bbwarwick 7 років тому +61

    Theo von and Joey Diaz with Eddie bravo for a fight companion.

    • @kresin1000
      @kresin1000 7 років тому +4

      fluffytoke That Would be Fucking Epic !!!

    • @dudemanbro1950
      @dudemanbro1950 6 років тому

      all you will hear is eddie cracking the fuck up the entire time in the background lol

    • @pread7491
      @pread7491 6 років тому +1

      Blind jack Russel

  • @hashem1811
    @hashem1811 7 років тому +198

    Bryan's cool, but kinda wish he got there about 90 minutes later this episode.

    • @VirtanenDK
      @VirtanenDK 6 років тому +7

      Don't worry Theo/Brendan are making a new podcast. The Bee Sting and The Rat King. Don't take my word for the name, you will find out. First time is in October 😁

    • @alexhaile14
      @alexhaile14 6 років тому +2

      @@VirtanenDK Why do you keep commenting and spreading this misinformation?

    • @TheDiamondSkye
      @TheDiamondSkye 5 років тому +8

      @@alexhaile14 jokes on you now, it wasn't false. bang bang.

    • @hashem1811
      @hashem1811 5 років тому +6

      @@VirtanenDK All hail the prophet, Amed Dane

  • @Minchken
    @Minchken 5 років тому +2

    I love Brian, he reminds me of me, just a nice good dude. People should respect him more, he's good natured. Sure, he can be inappropriate, but he's human, he's loved by them, so let's love him for what he does bring, no matter what it is, it's all good.

  • @normansabin8322
    @normansabin8322 3 роки тому +2

    Bro he just improvising and hes killing it harder than anyone I have ever seen on this show 20:14

  • @thegreenmountainoriginals2277
    @thegreenmountainoriginals2277 7 років тому +26

    If Theo doesnt win GOTY (guest of the year) it will be a national tragedy.

    • @rodneybresch9007
      @rodneybresch9007 7 років тому +2

      I hear you TGMO(The Green Mountain Originals).

    • @thegreenmountainoriginals2277
      @thegreenmountainoriginals2277 7 років тому

      Rodney Bresch thanks RB

    • @caiotefu9856
      @caiotefu9856 7 років тому +1

      The Green Mountain Originals Well, it won't be shaitaport this year. Not by the way he spoke about the
      The MayMac fight and jumpen on the racism wagon among other things and all that totall bullshit he was spewing from his orifice! He shat all over Conor and Brendan publically on many differing shows and formats, in a way he did not have do so verbally violently!

  • @EZee213
    @EZee213 7 років тому +6

    Saw Theo Von in the thumbnail. Immediately clicked. Was not disappointed.

  • @Poteluz
    @Poteluz 7 років тому +32

    Damn it Theo was killing it and Shaub was adding to it and then Brian got there and killed the whole mood, just sucked the funny out of it. First twenty minutes had me rolling, whew that shit was funny.

    • @Ash-of1yl
      @Ash-of1yl 3 роки тому

      How did he kill the mood genuinely curious like I noticed it was less funny but like how did he do it I wanna know kinda so I dont even do it lol

    • @Ash-of1yl
      @Ash-of1yl 3 роки тому

      @@cj-we3jf Really I thought he was doing a good job at listening when he came he didnt really tlak it was theo talking about the gay bus boy

    • @Ash-of1yl
      @Ash-of1yl 3 роки тому

      @@cj-we3jf Oh im noticing he makes it a lot about himself

    • @Ash-of1yl
      @Ash-of1yl 3 роки тому

      @@cj-we3jf Bro something about him just seems fake idk what it is but im afraid of that being me so I wanna know

    • @Tv-or8yg
      @Tv-or8yg 3 роки тому

      Time stamp so I can move on with my life after the FUNNY

  • @CheezeBloxYY
    @CheezeBloxYY 2 роки тому +2

    The way these boys were sitting made that gay section of this shit so much funnier 😭

  • @systemdnb214
    @systemdnb214 6 років тому +3

    Theo the man and I see my boy Brendan rocking the OG NMD R1's. Big up dudes.

  • @superman8109
    @superman8109 7 років тому +17

    I've never seen Brendan laugh so hard! Theo is fucking hilarious!!

    • @zakman9209
      @zakman9209 7 років тому

      Kyle Skerjanec you mean you evaluate if. something is funny on how a. body builder laugh at it?

  • @nathanboskoski
    @nathanboskoski 7 років тому +19

    "I heard just two drops unda your toungue will cure a cold" Theo von

    • @ThanhNguyen-br1rh
      @ThanhNguyen-br1rh Рік тому

      Johnson was drinking what? I couldn’t get that part and i have scrolled down this comment section so far to find you. Please tell me what Theo said before this sentence?

  • @Julesgio
    @Julesgio 7 років тому +86

    General St Pierre.

    • @kacpyw
      @kacpyw 5 років тому +8

      Michael Bysping

  • @Shavars.Sanctuary
    @Shavars.Sanctuary 3 роки тому +3

    Theo has other comedies in stitches laughing uncontrollably lol he’s so underrated

  • @anthonylewis9256
    @anthonylewis9256 5 років тому

    Thanks for the shout out callen ! Huntsville loves ya bro

  • @dy120481
    @dy120481 7 років тому +36

    Callen's great, but he completely shifted the dynamic once he got there. Still probably the funniest episode of all time.