Tom Segura | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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  • @germancondor4745
    @germancondor4745 5 років тому +2502

    Its nice to see Tom reach out and form a friendship with his first son’s father

  • @Vikanuck
    @Vikanuck Рік тому +216

    “I feel like if I knew, I’d know, you know?”
    Words to live by Theo 👊

    • @thatguy-ip4bs
      @thatguy-ip4bs Рік тому +2

      Just stopped giggling from this, cacked myself 😂😂😂

    • @gr8fakeh8monger
      @gr8fakeh8monger Рік тому +3

      I'm definitely going to use this daily. Until the day I die

    • @christopherbrock921
      @christopherbrock921 11 місяців тому +1

      I caught that too 😂

  • @mikep7.
    @mikep7. Рік тому +294

    “I speak enough Spanish to work in a kitchen.” Not even 5 mins in and Theos already got me in stitches 😂🤣🤣

    • @Orange45ajfi
      @Orange45ajfi Рік тому +8

      Do really a lot of mexicans work in the Food industry in america?

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 Рік тому +10

      @@Orange45ajfi bruh they all do lmao

    • @Orange45ajfi
      @Orange45ajfi Рік тому +2

      @@Rowsy91 lol

    • @Nephetssings
      @Nephetssings Рік тому +2

      Imagine thinking that’s funny

    • @mikep7.
      @mikep7. Рік тому +13

      @@Nephetssings you’ve clearly never worked in a kitchen

  • @adamc9771
    @adamc9771 5 років тому +985

    #TheoGate has spawned the best free unintentional interest for these two dudes to talk to each other.

    • @johnedward8352
      @johnedward8352 5 років тому +29

      Unintentional? Hmmm maybe. Maybe manufactured? Nothing better for views and likes than some scandal!

    • @adamc9771
      @adamc9771 5 років тому +87

      @@johnedward8352 100% curated by the fans and then tom and theo brilliantly went along with it.

    • @RK-re5tj
      @RK-re5tj 5 років тому +18

      We're pawns in their game

    • @AlexMiddleton111
      @AlexMiddleton111 5 років тому +15

      Manifest destiny

    • @vincebay1798
      @vincebay1798 5 років тому +8

      Everybody likes to laugh and be happy. That’s the message

  • @_SeeYouSpaceCowboy
    @_SeeYouSpaceCowboy 5 років тому +348

    “ He was hufflepuff and I was Sniffendor” -Theo.
    It’s truly amazing how unbelievably quick witted Theo is with his comedy. It’s instant. Truly amazing when you stop and appreciate it. Keep it up Theo, I sense you’re secretly down af on yourself but believe me, you got a lot of fans my man!

    • @Wildchile
      @Wildchile 2 роки тому +4

      fckn hilarious

    • @junglistsoul-jah4903
      @junglistsoul-jah4903 2 роки тому +4

      Silly u know he had that one loaded up

    • @ibelieveyourlies1984
      @ibelieveyourlies1984 2 роки тому +2

      @@junglistsoul-jah4903 Yeah you can tell he has them saved up and is just looking for a place to put them

    • @drewtap
      @drewtap 2 роки тому

      bro its crazy how guests dont even notice it

    • @roblockster9905
      @roblockster9905 2 роки тому +2

      @@junglistsoul-jah4903 Maybe, but he does those off the cuff a ton.

  • @FTWinnick
    @FTWinnick 4 роки тому +567

    Theo is turning into my favorite interviewer. His questions are so thoughtful/wholesome yet funny/quirky. He seems quite sad though I think he's lonely.

    • @wayned535
      @wayned535 4 роки тому +69

      You ever watched the h3podcast with him? He kinda touches on his loneliness. I feel him tho, I feel the same way. Alot of people like me because I'm friendly and love people but I'm weird and lonely at the same time lol.

    • @DClean
      @DClean 4 роки тому +50

      @@wayned535 Hey man, thats why I relate so much to Theo. Im the same way. Im this insular, kind of self preserving entity. I want to live by myself, but I still appreciate human contact. Its just that, I need to sleep in y own bed, and l need my own space. I like the idea of a family, and im getting older, but i feel like it would be very suffocating at the same time. Maybe its just called being selfish. Still tryna firgure it out.

    • @lucasloucetios164
      @lucasloucetios164 4 роки тому +14

      Sam Pickles that’s not called being selfish. That’s called discomfort with intimacy.. and can be worked through.

    • @grayson0916
      @grayson0916 4 роки тому +18

      @@DClean i cleaned houses for a long time and you wouldnt believe how many happily married people sleep in different bedrooms have separate office or getaways. Most people need space. Me and my wife are the opposite but everybody has a way of making it work.

    • @danieljak2784
      @danieljak2784 4 роки тому +18

      Wayne maybe look at it as you haven’t found many people as interesting as yourself? That’s not a bad thing, maybe just force yourself to start conversations with different people. What I’ve learned in 40 years of life is the cool/weird people are the quiet ones. If that doesn’t work, smoke some weed and get a bulldog....endless years of comedy and a best friend who never double crosses you! Just a thought bro.

  • @wigglethemiddle1
    @wigglethemiddle1 2 роки тому +376

    I like Theo because he’s honest and isn’t afraid to admit he doesn’t know something. Sincerity is sorely needed nowadays

    • @mjstevens92
      @mjstevens92 Рік тому +5

      So sincere and endearing. It's so refreshing.

    • @Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM
      @Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM Рік тому

      ​@@mjstevens92just like ur m o m

    • @especiallyabsent
      @especiallyabsent Рік тому +1

      Until Tom is like "the bill is like $11, what am I supposed to do, calculate?" And Theo just busts out 15% without thinking about it.

  • @RRRRobbbb
    @RRRRobbbb 4 роки тому +4317

    I’m high af and spent the first 30 seconds of this video trying to figure out why there’s a glass of orange juice on fire.

    • @tylersnick1684
      @tylersnick1684 4 роки тому +85

      Lmfao

    • @armandocarranco7960
      @armandocarranco7960 4 роки тому +36

      Wtf lol

    • @sylviem.1299
      @sylviem.1299 4 роки тому +32

      Yep drugs make me you stoopid.

    • @itzAyden
      @itzAyden 4 роки тому +21

      Lol

    • @spLiffyFOUR20
      @spLiffyFOUR20 4 роки тому +273

      my high ass was watching the the very first 30 seconds and rewinding trying to find this glass of OJ on fire... took me 3 minutes to give up and then see it on the table later... lmao.

  • @Mslalastephanie
    @Mslalastephanie 4 роки тому +312

    Tom: she was so hideous
    Theo: was she strong at least?

    • @wingnutmcspazatron3957
      @wingnutmcspazatron3957 4 роки тому +32

      This dude's brain is... beyond the average person's.

    • @hambone3145
      @hambone3145 4 роки тому +6

      I know lmao I was dying

    • @ibe4205
      @ibe4205 3 роки тому +16

      @@Mike-sp4iz I always think about this and I think it’s a combo of both

    • @wingnutmcspazatron3957
      @wingnutmcspazatron3957 3 роки тому +6

      @@Mike-sp4iz Bruh, I'm saying only a magical brain can think of such a thing to say no matter what the purpose.

    • @rockyevans1584
      @rockyevans1584 3 роки тому

      @@wingnutmcspazatron3957 his Forte is surmising, he's quick but you need to get out more. He's funny, but you being blown away speaks more to your limited interactions than some unrecognized genius on display.

  • @3EBstudio
    @3EBstudio 4 роки тому +617

    'Bobby is like a war veteran who didn't even serve' lol ... loooool.

  • @conorbanaszkiewicz4887
    @conorbanaszkiewicz4887 Рік тому +69

    Theo saying 48 and Tom thinking for a split second he meant 48 years apart before Theo explained that was her age is the most underrated moment in this episode

    • @OnlyBrans
      @OnlyBrans Рік тому

      Feels more like he’s ‘Yes and’-ing

    • @timvarano5562
      @timvarano5562 Рік тому +1

      He was probably thinking.. "my wife is 48....."

  • @jedidiahlongtree341
    @jedidiahlongtree341 5 років тому +454

    35:41
    "I don't know, dude. If I knew man, I would know, you know?" - Theo Von, 2019

    • @PlightOfAMan
      @PlightOfAMan 5 років тому +3

      WhatHighThink Podcast that might have legit pissed Tom off..

    • @newsrapper
      @newsrapper 5 років тому +8

      One of the funniest things ever said

    • @dvmn1
      @dvmn1 5 років тому +5

      I knew someone would quote that

    • @villehamalainen2541
      @villehamalainen2541 5 років тому +2

      That's deep

    • @alexakimov
      @alexakimov 5 років тому +2

      You don't know til ya know.

  • @blickygobrrrrr
    @blickygobrrrrr 5 років тому +447

    Theo Von is one of the most underrated comedians out there. Funny as hell! Especially in a free form conversation setting like this.

    • @danielgrinnell9998
      @danielgrinnell9998 5 років тому +23

      He's better in this format then his standup I've watched.

    • @rockstarzee19
      @rockstarzee19 5 років тому +12

      Exactly! Podcasts are really like freestyle comedy and Theo is incredibly quick witted in these situations.

    • @McShag420
      @McShag420 5 років тому +14

      His jokes are so wild sometimes they go right past even the best of comedians. I find myself laughing so hard at shit that goes right by his guests.

    • @blanerampart4986
      @blanerampart4986 5 років тому +6

      @@danielgrinnell9998 Agree. Watched his special and it was quite hit and miss. His style of humor really shines in this format. Some of the throw away things he says are fucking hilarious.

    • @Pusfilth
      @Pusfilth 4 роки тому +2

      Kyle Watanabe he’s not underrated at all man people love him

  • @stefanod2402
    @stefanod2402 5 років тому +405

    "I don't know dude. If I knew, man, I would know. Ya know?"

    • @CH-ml4rz
      @CH-ml4rz 5 років тому +10

      “Yeah.”
      ded

    • @JWitt30
      @JWitt30 5 років тому +3

      #TheoLogic

    • @C.A.D.
      @C.A.D. 5 років тому +9

      My favorite part is that it made perfect sense

    • @OKULTRACOMEDY
      @OKULTRACOMEDY 5 років тому +3

      This is why he's always reminded me of a weird Louisiana Mitch Hedberg

    • @GlidgetRonan
      @GlidgetRonan 5 років тому +1

      This statement that Theo said was very interesting to me. What he is essentially saying here is, "If I knew, I would tell you, I try not to hide anything". He comes across as such a genuine guy it makes my heart sing.

  • @OdintheGermanShepherd
    @OdintheGermanShepherd 2 роки тому +239

    Theo has become my favorite podcaster. Dude is funny.

  • @wolfman8449
    @wolfman8449 5 років тому +69

    Out of all the personalities that are now making a podcast together these 2 need more than anyone. That shit would be like watching 2 serial killers get away with it but without the guilt of feeling bad for the victims

  • @fiLthy_Rx
    @fiLthy_Rx 5 років тому +92

    Tom Segura is easily one of my favorite podcast guests out there, he's almost always funny and conversations with him never get stale.

    • @Michael-jr5ie
      @Michael-jr5ie 5 років тому +6

      he is also super smart, particularly business wise. his peers say this a lot. a great example was him talking about the owner trying to pull a fast one but he knew the exact number he should be paid based on keeping track of ticket sales, prices and his contract specifics. sounds simple but im sure many just take the check and leave.

  • @itzFlaco723
    @itzFlaco723 3 роки тому +1134

    U can tell Theo asking Tom to take him on a Spanish comedy tour was from the bottom of his heart

    • @michaelbrewer3814
      @michaelbrewer3814 2 роки тому +40

      Lol dude these are people who tell stories on camera for their livelihood.
      The whole game is making it seem like your words come from the heart but dont be a dork and fall for the act so publicly like that. Let these dudes keep the kayfab if they want but they are empty inside and their words are only a means to an end. Santas not real and actos lie for a living. Sorry I had to be one to rip that bandaid off.

    • @joekeller8936
      @joekeller8936 2 роки тому +230

      @@michaelbrewer3814 You must be great to hang around

    • @MrLbpsniper
      @MrLbpsniper 2 роки тому +6

      @@michaelbrewer3814 u a real 1

    • @GoochSushi
      @GoochSushi 2 роки тому +5

      @@joekeller8936 😂

    • @bigdog2432
      @bigdog2432 2 роки тому +4

      Wenger out

  • @sybilgillespie8019
    @sybilgillespie8019 2 роки тому +126

    I love listening to theo at night when I'm laying in bed going to sleep. But I have to turn it off because I start laughing Everytime. So funny.

  • @Laurendezvous
    @Laurendezvous 5 років тому +1154

    I think my favorite thing about Tom and Theo together is how Tom doesn’t know if he should laugh at some of the silly shit Theo says

    • @Laurendezvous
      @Laurendezvous 5 років тому +20

      Holy Hand Grenades kay

    • @LJ2K2025
      @LJ2K2025 5 років тому +12

      You just told everyone... Grows some balls and talk to a women in real life, not like that either mate

    • @josiffexplosiff1
      @josiffexplosiff1 5 років тому +3

      Why?

    • @WERK777
      @WERK777 5 років тому +19

      When he looks at everyone else and half smiles :P

    • @kristopherrice1465
      @kristopherrice1465 5 років тому +1

      Lauren W 😍

  • @nefo8167
    @nefo8167 5 років тому +201

    “Bobby is a throw pillow that occasionally does things” 😂😂😂

    • @GodsNode
      @GodsNode 5 років тому +7

      laughed out loud and I haven't even heard this part yet.

    • @dakronikles
      @dakronikles 5 років тому

      Oh my goddddd

    • @Ghostwolf173
      @Ghostwolf173 5 років тому

      almost made Tom spit up his water.

  • @aaroneusjames2342
    @aaroneusjames2342 5 років тому +101

    "a mixed baby stops shaking it's rattle." 😂
    brilliant.

    • @Smokeyxz
      @Smokeyxz 4 роки тому +3

      Damn I commented this and scrolled down and saw this lol nice

    • @neckashi6971
      @neckashi6971 6 місяців тому +1

      Somebody time it for me

  • @samanthaorick2280
    @samanthaorick2280 2 роки тому +65

    "But when I ask my inner spirit did it happen.."🤣 I laughed out loud. It's takes a lot for me to laugh out loud cause I'm dead inside, but great episode, I also adore Tom.

    • @lorettadobson902
      @lorettadobson902 Рік тому +1

      Someone made feel like that once,then one day I stop crying about what was lost and gone then I seen it for the blessing full of life lessons thanking God once again for saving me giving me strength, that was in 17' now fuck that insane narcissistic waste of oxygen AN EX= PRIME EXAMPLE OF WHAT NOT TO DO AGAIN 🤣🤣🤣

    • @thatslavicdude
      @thatslavicdude Рік тому

      @@lorettadobson902 dude you sound fuckin crazy lmao stop trauma dumping in the comment section 💀can you not afford a therapist or something? 😂😭

  • @daltonbradford6335
    @daltonbradford6335 5 років тому +119

    I love when Theo expands on his random statements it's priceless.

    • @magicsugarbump4972
      @magicsugarbump4972 3 роки тому +8

      When he said be likes to be present during surgical procedures i lost it man lol

    • @longdong3889
      @longdong3889 2 роки тому

      Tom barely let him talk, just a jerk!

  • @andeswalk7909
    @andeswalk7909 5 років тому +1003

    100% approve of this layout. Sick new studioo

    • @_idiot
      @_idiot 5 років тому +8

      that buzzing in the background is a little annoying

    • @_idiot
      @_idiot 5 років тому +80

      nevermind i think it's brendan using a vibrator

    • @skinnybonejonezz
      @skinnybonejonezz 5 років тому +2

      I was skeptical during first episode with Delia, but it’s pretty badass now that it’s done

    • @robertjackson6056
      @robertjackson6056 5 років тому +14

      Is there a picture of the whole podcastville wall?

    • @T2Darlantan
      @T2Darlantan 5 років тому +12

      looks like they didn't finish Bill Burr's wife's face on the Podcastville thing, almost seems racist

  • @Laura-qo5tx
    @Laura-qo5tx 5 років тому +112

    I think his appearance on Rogan was what helped launch Theo's success. I know back in Feb 2017 I saw him for the first time and fell in love with his comedy.

    • @skilletburritos8464
      @skilletburritos8464 5 років тому +17

      This & being on joey cocos pod numerous times where coco actually just sits there & lets theo talk. Not many are given that opportunity and i love uncle joey to death.

    • @user-yq3yp9gy6q
      @user-yq3yp9gy6q 5 років тому +2

      Laura you could say that about so many podcasters

    • @genericname2982
      @genericname2982 5 років тому +5

      If I had to bet on it, I'd bet all my money on his Rogan appearances springboarding his success. I'm sure other appearances gave him exposure, but most of the volume probably came from Rogan. Once discovered, his podcast kept his audience and built loyalty.

    • @fatboybiking3874
      @fatboybiking3874 5 років тому +2

      Yeah I think I saw him with Rogan first and then on jk news shortly after that and I’ve been a fan ever since

    • @noahanderlick5707
      @noahanderlick5707 5 років тому +3

      "Me and Darrel Strawberry"

  • @KrystalMimms
    @KrystalMimms 2 роки тому +29

    "...it got weird towards the end"
    "It got weird towards the end IN COURT"
    LOL that was an underrated line

  • @iLLConscience
    @iLLConscience 5 років тому +45

    Tom and Theo have such a good synergy it’s awesome they just keep flowing off eachother it’s very natural hope to see more of them together! one of the best podcasts iv seen in a long time

    • @adammoye5978
      @adammoye5978 Рік тому

      I hope you are doing well in October 2023, iLL Conscience ❤

    • @iLLConscience
      @iLLConscience Рік тому

      @@adammoye5978 I am!! Thanks fam I hope the same for you!

  • @andrewptob
    @andrewptob 4 роки тому +390

    Tom seems like a really nice person. Like, he would definitely babysit your kid last minute or give you a ride out of the blue.

    • @ragingmcqueen
      @ragingmcqueen 2 роки тому +66

      Yea but he is gonna give you mad shit for it tho🤣

    • @Shoota5269
      @Shoota5269 2 роки тому +8

      @@ragingmcqueen mossst definitely 😂

    • @mikeharris4562
      @mikeharris4562 Рік тому +2

      Lol with what I’ve heard from Tom lol there is no way he would look after my kids 😂

    • @merp9211
      @merp9211 Рік тому +3

      He’d help you move. 😊

    • @trerowe22
      @trerowe22 Рік тому +3

      He'd offer you his jacket in the movie theater.

  • @davidlrogers
    @davidlrogers 5 років тому +256

    1:44:00 "i have bad circulation, in my legs; in my arms i can do almost anything" - Tom's face lmfaooo

    • @DatHombre
      @DatHombre 5 років тому +12

      @@corbinwhite9383 so funny /s

    • @owenschilling7707
      @owenschilling7707 5 років тому +6

      Genius bit, it seems effortless

    • @susie7336
      @susie7336 5 років тому +2

      Dave Rogers Tom’s thinking, “wow! This guy is hilarious!”

    • @MegaFlorest
      @MegaFlorest 5 років тому

      @@susie7336 I think he appreciated Theo's non sequitur, quirkyness, but it's "Cool guys" that Tom truly find hilarious: ua-cam.com/video/duV7-0Sw2N0/v-deo.html

    • @ruggerosmith1167
      @ruggerosmith1167 5 років тому

      Corbin White it's spelled "cock".

  • @HernandezCuhh
    @HernandezCuhh 5 років тому +96

    Theo Von: “I don’t know dude. If I knew man, I would know, you know?”

  • @DClean
    @DClean 4 роки тому +146

    Damn this was fantastic, Tom played the straight man, and Theo was goofin off, the chemistry was spot on.
    I felt like I was sitting around the table with the boys, which I havent done in many years.
    Thanks for the laughs and the smiles guys.

  • @westofwahpeton4692
    @westofwahpeton4692 5 років тому +2739

    Tom looks like the very outside piece of those Russian nesting dolls.

    • @susie7336
      @susie7336 5 років тому +29

      Trooper Jett 🥇

    • @grantstonex
      @grantstonex 5 років тому +73

      Wow. Well fucking done. One of the best/original slams i've seen in the comments.

    • @Ervinabrahamian
      @Ervinabrahamian 5 років тому +15

      I think they call those Babooshkas, which I also believe is the russian word for Grandma

    • @yig_501
      @yig_501 5 років тому +5

      @@Ervinabrahamian i believe so you are right about babooshka lol im english i call my gma babooshka lol

    • @RK-ti2qq
      @RK-ti2qq 5 років тому

      Gold

  • @joescott2561
    @joescott2561 Рік тому +96

    I'm still laughing at the guy that said he's high af and for the first 30 minutes , he tried to figure out why there is a flaming glass of orange juice😂😂😂

  • @Rs-xw4bj
    @Rs-xw4bj 5 років тому +145

    Honestly I love the mural so much, it’s so cool to figure out who’s who. I almost died laughing when I saw Bobby lee behind the closeups of Tom

    • @slimdonut123
      @slimdonut123 5 років тому +8

      And pink dick lmao

    • @adamgm84
      @adamgm84 5 років тому +11

      I recognized Bill Burr before I even realized what was going on.

    • @Liquidsmoke206
      @Liquidsmoke206 5 років тому +2

      its cute but distracting for a podcast IMHO

    • @pullingguard1212
      @pullingguard1212 5 років тому +7

      I wish theyd show the whole thing

    • @kperreault420
      @kperreault420 5 років тому +3

      The shulz one is great too

  • @aliciarose1693
    @aliciarose1693 5 років тому +1116

    Seeing them genuinely make each other laugh feels good in my soul. I hated Theogate.

    • @rogerstone481
      @rogerstone481 5 років тому +18

      Whats theo gate?

    • @rogerstone481
      @rogerstone481 5 років тому +7

      @@4purs ah thats weird. The he said she said crap in show business is way past its lease.

    • @aliciarose1693
      @aliciarose1693 5 років тому +56

      Everyone kept assuming that Christina and Theo had a fling as well. I'm a mommy and a gang rat so the whole thing felt like I was watching my parents get a divorce or something. I hated it, so glad it's over. 👖🐀👑❤

    • @joshnovosad3414
      @joshnovosad3414 5 років тому +9

      Dog Gate is now open to interpretation

    • @dominicg554
      @dominicg554 5 років тому +52

      Anyone else think they all just agreed to cover it up for practical reasons? Makes a lot of sense to me... 😗

  • @Themandogh
    @Themandogh 5 років тому +569

    The funny thing is Tom and Theo are actually a great podcast combo

    • @dannywilliams3764
      @dannywilliams3764 5 років тому +14

      Fuck Schaub. Get t-bunz on KATS

    • @Themandogh
      @Themandogh 5 років тому +3

      Danny Williams nah

    • @MultiFab14
      @MultiFab14 5 років тому +12

      good without his wife hey

    • @davidl1390
      @davidl1390 5 років тому +4

      This was incredibly boring, they have no chemistry. Tom needs the right individual interviewing him because he has no personality.

    • @LockSteady
      @LockSteady 5 років тому +5

      Way better combo than Brenden Chub

  • @jrg1121
    @jrg1121 2 роки тому +9

    The stories these guys are passing are super interesting. They've both lived such unique lives.

  • @aubrey310
    @aubrey310 5 років тому +54

    Theo looks so good in this one. Sometimes I get the feeling that he is holding back with showing us how intelligent he really is.

  • @brendan3894
    @brendan3894 5 років тому +366

    RIP Billy Conforto, a busboy gone too soon

  • @lancechampion719
    @lancechampion719 5 років тому +206

    Tom and Theo both worked in pizza parlors?
    Anyone else wanna see them do a Something’s Burning with Bert for their comeback episodes?

    • @gank9
      @gank9 5 років тому +1

      Didn't Tom leave ATC tho?

    • @PowerHouse1987
      @PowerHouse1987 5 років тому

      O my god yessss!!

    • @TomasG18
      @TomasG18 5 років тому

      God yes....

    • @jeffboyd8139
      @jeffboyd8139 5 років тому +2

      @@gank9 yeah but do you need to be part of ATC to be a guest on a show on that network?

    • @gank9
      @gank9 5 років тому

      @@jeffboyd8139 I feel like you do, cause I haven't seen him on ATC literally since he left

  • @brittmeinke2751
    @brittmeinke2751 5 років тому +208

    "I speak enough to work in a kitchen" lmao

  • @brettorrmusic
    @brettorrmusic 4 роки тому +153

    TOM: I was in a steam room.
    THEO: I was in a self-esteem room.

  • @timaldridge84
    @timaldridge84 5 років тому +374

    The 1st openly gay fighter was Brendan Schaub. Come on Theo you knew this

    • @ivoxvxi7482
      @ivoxvxi7482 5 років тому +2

      Man went out with ronda rousey, youve no business calling him gay 😂

    • @jswany72
      @jswany72 5 років тому +4

      Underrated comment 👌🏻

    • @FinehomesofNewHampshire
      @FinehomesofNewHampshire 5 років тому +46

      @@ivoxvxi7482 Rhonda " strap-on " Rousey?

    • @johng8671
      @johng8671 5 років тому +5

      @@FinehomesofNewHampshire Haha Navi out here pretending he doesn't want to be dominated and hip tossed by Ronda, what a time to be alive

    • @patrickoneal4082
      @patrickoneal4082 5 років тому

      I was literally about to comment the same thing. Touche Sir

  • @jonslaughter3369
    @jonslaughter3369 Рік тому +6

    You’re such a powerful creator Theo, you can create whatever you want in the space of intimacy.

  • @nickbotic
    @nickbotic 4 роки тому +97

    "You know what I'm talkin' about?"
    "...no but keep going."
    Any podcast with Theo in a nutshell.

  • @sooperfly88
    @sooperfly88 5 років тому +212

    " He was hufflepuff, and I was sniffindorf"😂😂😂 Classic Theo.

  • @CezaMVO
    @CezaMVO 5 років тому +323

    Like I said before, Theo is welcome to be Mexican any time. We welcome him with open arms.

    • @Halluci44
      @Halluci44 5 років тому +30

      "like i said before" nobody reading this even knows u

    • @lowkeybeats4330
      @lowkeybeats4330 5 років тому +8

      Put the knives down first papa

    • @nicholasmaniccia1005
      @nicholasmaniccia1005 5 років тому

      He doesn't want it

    • @projectivemotion
      @projectivemotion 5 років тому +3

      all he has todo is get a tattoo of his last name and he's in

    • @darrensimmy870
      @darrensimmy870 5 років тому

      I'd love to travel to Mexico. Thinking about next year for several months. Amazing people and country don't know If it's safe to travel

  • @murdockqotsa
    @murdockqotsa Рік тому +4

    "And violencia" as he makes a stabbing motion at 4:20 fujcking killed me and of course it's at 420

  • @PatriotsOfWash
    @PatriotsOfWash 5 років тому +985

    I think I'd trust Theo with my kid way more than Santino or D'elia.
    Bobby is just off the list.

    • @kaminsod4077
      @kaminsod4077 5 років тому +179

      I wouldn't trust Bobby with a goldfish

    • @jordanadams4360
      @jordanadams4360 5 років тому +100

      Delia doesn’t even watch his own dogs

    • @psychobeefsticker
      @psychobeefsticker 5 років тому +55

      Bobby is probably the weirdest . idk how he has a girlfriend

    • @jim1550
      @jim1550 5 років тому +10

      Bobby actually responded to this. Seriously, he is normal all Korean raising kids. Would you rather some psycho cranked on juice teaching your kid "normal"shit for the extra 50c?

    • @ghost3918
      @ghost3918 5 років тому +46

      @@jordanadams4360 those aren't his real dogs. He pays someone to bring them over all the time. Chris Delia is a phony.

  • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
    @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 5 років тому +788

    “I’d rather see my Dad beat my mom than to see my dad wearing elbow pads” 😂😂😂😂

    • @justingary9982
      @justingary9982 5 років тому +42

      Or... Go to my dad's funeral 200 times than him come home safe with a f**kin bike helmet on 😂

    • @ivanb7809
      @ivanb7809 5 років тому +8

      Whats the time stampp

    • @Sticky_Ricky
      @Sticky_Ricky 4 роки тому +9

      @@ivanb7809 around 1:49:00

    • @tonyrichard6285
      @tonyrichard6285 4 роки тому +3

      If you put this on mute, Tom looks like a child psychologist talking to a second time senior in high school with severe A.D.D.

    • @alfredandersson875
      @alfredandersson875 4 роки тому +5

      @@tonyrichard6285 epic stolen comment

  • @blakehaggard-coversextras-2762
    @blakehaggard-coversextras-2762 5 років тому +331

    Damn just heard about that embankment bad boi passing away....RIP Billy Conforto

    • @blakehaggard-coversextras-2762
      @blakehaggard-coversextras-2762 5 років тому +43

      deg By the interstate with them roids bruh, waiting for billy and Theo to swing by....they never showed up and I got worried so I looked into it and found the bad news....rip

    • @blakehaggard-coversextras-2762
      @blakehaggard-coversextras-2762 5 років тому +10

      Matt Grace I appreciate that bruh, onward

    • @Cloncurryboi88
      @Cloncurryboi88 5 років тому +1

      Blake Haggard 😂

    • @ethanp9068
      @ethanp9068 5 років тому +6

      Blake Haggard damn man you must’ve been waitin a while? Rip to your boi

    • @blakehaggard-coversextras-2762
      @blakehaggard-coversextras-2762 5 років тому +17

      Ethan Pelland 16 years boi. Kept faith in that homerotic hitter because he was undefeated in the semi-pro homosexual busboy fist fighting circuit and I knew nobody could take him down...but.....embankments bruh....they got eem.

  • @stephenroby8498
    @stephenroby8498 Рік тому +41

    RIP Tom's pop. I am also from Louisville, KY. I love both comics, and I just want to say thanks for all the laughs during the worst time of my life. Loosing both my legs due to vascular issues. You guys made it tolerable.

    • @electrobrendan2059
      @electrobrendan2059 Рік тому +12

      Hey man, I’m no one at all but i appreciate you telling your story because perspective is all we really need at times

    • @tfanning111
      @tfanning111 Рік тому +3

      I wish you the best man. That’s rough, but you got this. Stay strong and seek happiness

    • @jimhenry3383
      @jimhenry3383 Рік тому +4

      May God bless you my brother 🙏

    • @kennedykirby9014
      @kennedykirby9014 Рік тому +2

      Sorry you've been going through something so unfortunate. I'm glad you were able to find an outlet to keep you standing strong though.

    • @williemasterofdestruction5339
      @williemasterofdestruction5339 Рік тому +2

      I've known a few people that have lost limbs.
      Don't let it get you down too much bro. Alot of them found ways to be able to keep living happy lives. One guy who lost an arm figured out how to play video games.
      Another who lost a leg and a foot is still a really excellent cyclist.
      I too have had a few rough patches over the years and am glad I can work still for one (barely but...) and 2
      ITS A JOB WHERE I CAN LISTEN TO THESE AWESOME FOOLS ALL DAY!!😅❤

  • @zachfarnitano3496
    @zachfarnitano3496 5 років тому +107

    Right at the end dropped that little "oh I didnt even bring up chihuahua gate" .... I see what your doin big papa👀

    • @purpledurtysprite
      @purpledurtysprite 5 років тому

      i need context pls whats chihuahua gate?

    • @comegetthathitter6935
      @comegetthathitter6935 5 років тому +4

      @Dragondick Lunatic he stayed fucked up back then. He probably was just holding someone else's dog. There no reason to lie about having a dog. It makes no sense.

    • @jakrispy3418
      @jakrispy3418 5 років тому +2

      I kno right! That bastard planned tht shit!

    • @worldofwarcraftxenon6871
      @worldofwarcraftxenon6871 5 років тому +1

      Look into it! Theo was on toms show lately all after Theo Gate reached a high #theogate and even in that episode Christina says she wants theos Pe- chiwawa

    • @dr.celsius886
      @dr.celsius886 5 років тому +4

      @Dragondick Lunatic i saw a reddit post where theo is HOLDING A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA. #CHIHUAHUAGATE

  • @Twigg4075
    @Twigg4075 5 років тому +253

    "What's the biggest age gap for you?" -Tom
    "Besides when I came out of my mom?" -Theo

    • @Zx14rrrrrrrrrrr
      @Zx14rrrrrrrrrrr 5 років тому +13

      Tom just replied with a "right" 🤣

    • @BlueprintsForHeadaches
      @BlueprintsForHeadaches 5 років тому +1

      Twigg4075 damn I gotta hear that what time ?

    • @dumbeldore9067
      @dumbeldore9067 5 років тому +6

      @@BlueprintsForHeadaches THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. TIME STAMPS PEOPLE

    • @OhhSwapy
      @OhhSwapy 5 років тому

      Then he said 48 lmao... but cleared it up

    • @dumbeldore9067
      @dumbeldore9067 4 роки тому +4

      @@BlueprintsForHeadaches not writing The time stamp i meant

  • @wangchung8658
    @wangchung8658 4 роки тому +33

    I'm so thankful for the TPW podcast. Theo's stand-up is top notch but the very best of his comedic genius truly comes out in the podcast with his off-the-cuff improv. One of a kind!

  • @ragingmcqueen
    @ragingmcqueen 2 роки тому +21

    Theo: I love being apart of surgeries... on myself,
    Also theo: I've had enough of medical professionals.
    These guys absolutely kill me

  • @annaanderson9666
    @annaanderson9666 5 років тому +116

    That Mural!! Anyone else pause the video just to admire it and giggle at all the podcast universe jokes up there.

    • @TheStu9000
      @TheStu9000 5 років тому +6

      I've been trying to google a pic of it, can't find 1 yet :(

    • @mugsylogues
      @mugsylogues 5 років тому +16

      instagram.com/p/BzRdZpQJb3q/?igshid=17mtkpzmwuoid

    • @ylliberishaj3253
      @ylliberishaj3253 5 років тому +3

      I know it’s hilarious

    • @nathanhensn8717
      @nathanhensn8717 5 років тому +2

      Does anyone know who the guy with the glasses on blonde hair that's ontop of Tom's right shoulder is suppose to represent?

    • @JKhouri
      @JKhouri 5 років тому +4

      nathan hensn I think it’s Andy Dick. He was on TFATK with Bobby Lee a while back

  • @XavierCastillo
    @XavierCastillo 5 років тому +210

    So glad you've got Bert Kreischer's friend on today!

  • @pewdiehaas4061
    @pewdiehaas4061 4 роки тому +37

    I could listen to Theo and Tom talk all day! One of my favorite podcasts ever!!!

  • @asdfghjkil-pj1gf
    @asdfghjkil-pj1gf 9 місяців тому

    Tom would make an amazing therapist. The way he interacts with Theo is so genuine and sincere.

  • @wolfman8449
    @wolfman8449 5 років тому +310

    this is like watching a schizophrenic with excellent comedic delivery talking to themselves

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 5 років тому +7

      I like that👍

    • @michaelhall5429
      @michaelhall5429 5 років тому +13

      So glad I could be your 69th like. Gonna go have a smoke.

    • @ethanp9068
      @ethanp9068 5 років тому

      Evan Abbott I really like that...

    • @steppeinder1002
      @steppeinder1002 5 років тому +8

      Oh no, another one who thinks schizophrenia is multiple personalities

    • @Camera1production
      @Camera1production 5 років тому +2

      @@steppeinder1002 never heard of hearing voices? Thats not multiple personality disorder.

  • @Imtussel
    @Imtussel 3 роки тому +401

    I feel like Theo’s gunna end up having kids at a later age and end up coming to terms finally with why his dad maybe waited so long to have kids himself

    • @AkaFigga
      @AkaFigga 3 роки тому +14

      Or he becomes Leo DeCaprio 3.0

    • @Absurdword
      @Absurdword 3 роки тому +36

      Bro holy shit.

    • @Imtussel
      @Imtussel 3 роки тому +5

      @@Absurdword 😂

    • @klucas7204
      @klucas7204 3 роки тому +28

      bro that was fire not gonn lie. I think you might be into something..seems like a real possibility at this point. On that note,
      gang gang.

    • @davidpowell172
      @davidpowell172 3 роки тому +3

      The Apple doesn't fall far from the tree 🍎lol

  • @deathmonktv7626
    @deathmonktv7626 5 років тому +225

    Bobby Lee is peeking from behind Tom's chair. Nosotros Papaya.

    • @russiaprivjet
      @russiaprivjet 5 років тому +2

      Is that kalayla next to him too? Haha

    • @GriseldaBSF410
      @GriseldaBSF410 5 років тому +2

      @@beansntoast You think thats bad take a look at his saved videos lmao

    • @mrimpossible4353
      @mrimpossible4353 5 років тому +1

      Bobby Lee hasn't left the comedy store in months.

    • @deathmonktv7626
      @deathmonktv7626 5 років тому

      @@beansntoast maybe one that's been held back a few times.

    • @dustinrisinger1958
      @dustinrisinger1958 5 років тому

      I love how they made Bobby have down syndrome

  • @John-mf1sz
    @John-mf1sz Рік тому +5

    Tom is too genuine to be having a conversation with Theo 😂
    It’s legitimately hilarious how funny it is that takes everything he says seriously and responds accordingly.

  • @erikal4135
    @erikal4135 3 роки тому +31

    Woke up with severe anxiety, turned this episode on and calmed me instantly. Praise god for theo and tom.

  • @dominicg554
    @dominicg554 5 років тому +170

    Theo lookin like Tom Waits drank Mark Wahlberg's Polyjuice potion and its wearin off

  • @crazyjoedavola5430
    @crazyjoedavola5430 5 років тому +123

    "I got coked up with this girl let her cut something outta my hip"
    -Theo

  • @askyourmother451
    @askyourmother451 Рік тому +20

    One day I want to see theo go back to his town and have a meet up with all the people he grew up with

  • @drewmania6034
    @drewmania6034 5 років тому +49

    Segura masterfully flipped the interview 180 halfway through the show and became the host, it was incredible.

  • @Laurendezvous
    @Laurendezvous 5 років тому +137

    Finally refreshed my feed just enough times

  • @reggiedunlop2222
    @reggiedunlop2222 3 роки тому +52

    Theo- “I speak enough to work in a kitchen” 😂 Keepin’ it real Theo 👌🏻

    • @chedawg9611
      @chedawg9611 3 роки тому +8

      When he said “vi-o-lencia” he meant “Valentina” for the hot sauce hahahaha “chicharrones ey” “si wey” that part killed me

    • @jimhenry3383
      @jimhenry3383 3 роки тому +3

      @@chedawg9611 😆 legendary

  • @jimmyjunk8498
    @jimmyjunk8498 Рік тому +10

    This is one of the most chill I've seen Tom and that's wild because he's usually pretty relaxed but he seems comfortable and not "on".

  • @the_dj_max
    @the_dj_max Рік тому +10

    Theo is way smarter than he makes himself seem. He said “he had a Wolf I’m talking like Jack London” and only somebody with a 5th grade reading level could know about White Fang & Call of the Wild 😂

  • @sirmixalot7372
    @sirmixalot7372 4 роки тому +48

    I love when Tom looks to the other guys like "is he being serious right now?"

  • @iwatchyoutube6539
    @iwatchyoutube6539 5 років тому +282

    Bill's wife is definitely gonna complain about that mural lol

    • @motaman7597
      @motaman7597 5 років тому +6

      Lol

    • @ironsink34
      @ironsink34 5 років тому +29

      Haha I started typing to ask why and then I saw her and Bill lol.

    • @jsp7218
      @jsp7218 5 років тому +51

      Yoooooo i couldnt figure out who that was. Damn they did Nia dirrrrrty lmfao

    • @samanali8309
      @samanali8309 5 років тому +20

      Looks like it’s unfinished and still needs her outlines... 🤔

    • @ndfl276
      @ndfl276 5 років тому +23

      its like the artist ran out of brown paint ROFL

  • @Tom-xv5rk
    @Tom-xv5rk 5 років тому +71

    "Possibly the funniest comedians on the planet...and possibly other planets, we don't know what he does with his spare time."lol

  • @joshuahunyady3736
    @joshuahunyady3736 2 роки тому +25

    Hahahaha seriously watching this while working as a cook at the ramada. I lost it.

    • @itsamemario5724
      @itsamemario5724 Рік тому

      Give me your credit card info why don't you lol

    • @trevorhill5560
      @trevorhill5560 Рік тому

      @itsa me mario a cook at ramada? bet there isn't even anything on that debit card.

  • @jasonpack5105
    @jasonpack5105 4 роки тому +14

    Am I the only one who rewatches this like once every couple of months. The beginning is podcast gold.

  • @Kakarot_32
    @Kakarot_32 5 років тому +10

    I can’t believe how good these two do together they feed of each others energy very well it seems

    • @prepaidtrash5552
      @prepaidtrash5552 2 роки тому

      Why u say all that and then say ‘it seems’ liek you don’t know what ur talking about 😂

  • @STEALTHKAOS
    @STEALTHKAOS 5 років тому +86

    I would love to see Theo talking to Mark Normand on here ASAP.
    Does anyone know if they have met before ?

  • @TrickyBoa
    @TrickyBoa 2 роки тому +61

    One of the funniest pods I ever watched 😂

    • @dallassunderland
      @dallassunderland Рік тому

      i didn’t know people actually called these “pods” :/

    • @TrickyBoa
      @TrickyBoa Рік тому

      ?

    • @aleco678
      @aleco678 Рік тому

      @@dallassunderland ur name sucks

    • @Widow-Cicada
      @Widow-Cicada Рік тому +2

      Lost it when they talked about how/why Theo loves surgery

  • @JamesCA
    @JamesCA 5 років тому +23

    Theo was kinda nervous until he hit that cooking joke. That was the turning point for Theo to get his footing. Great podcast

  • @chadstinnett721
    @chadstinnett721 5 років тому +27

    55:27 I laughed so hard cause of the snap call "what did you like the most when partying"
    "OH COCAINE " that hit SO CLOSE TO HOME lmao

    • @chilliLRK
      @chilliLRK 4 роки тому

      Is this the same chad stinnet that lives in knoxville tennesee lol? I think i know you.

    • @garyfinley454
      @garyfinley454 3 роки тому +1

      @@chilliLRK was it?

    • @chilliLRK
      @chilliLRK 3 роки тому +1

      @@garyfinley454 he never replied idk haha

  • @canacrackagetaname
    @canacrackagetaname 4 роки тому +17

    I like how Theo makes Tom genuinely laugh.

  • @diadem03destiny29
    @diadem03destiny29 2 роки тому +52

    Tom is such an easy person to like.

    • @WubbyPunch
      @WubbyPunch 2 роки тому +5

      Especially with the kinds of loads, he shoots

  • @asymmetricvalue
    @asymmetricvalue 5 років тому +76

    Boys, please create a monthly podcast.

    • @TheAmazingMrMcFlyy
      @TheAmazingMrMcFlyy 5 років тому

      What do you think they should call it ?

    • @chaserz4201
      @chaserz4201 5 років тому +1

      Ted Suger and Gerbil Duke

    • @viniciusxisz
      @viniciusxisz 5 років тому +4

      Yeah I liked this way better than bert and tom one hahaha

    • @chaserz4201
      @chaserz4201 5 років тому

      @linus adhoc ...dodgeball league comprised of fans....in. High and tight and gang gang

  • @ashleymeggan
    @ashleymeggan 3 роки тому +25

    You can tell Theo got all the Accelerated Reader points as a kid. He always got that pizza hut party.

  • @KartikChainani
    @KartikChainani 5 років тому +167

    When Theo tells Tom he thinks cooking shows are for girls, then tells him Tom seems like he’d watch cooking shows like 5 seconds later hahah

  • @nathanmazz3965
    @nathanmazz3965 2 роки тому +6

    Hearing, "we're planning the tour 2020" "ah, I'm gonna need more time, maybe 2023" aged like fine wine

  • @electric1522
    @electric1522 5 років тому +105

    They should definitely have a podcast together- actually play off each other great.

    • @ThomasBrubach
      @ThomasBrubach 5 років тому +19

      Respectfully disagree, they can carry on well enough but they go together like toothpaste and lemonade.

    • @margaretpritchet
      @margaretpritchet 5 років тому +32

      @@ThomasBrubach And I'll respectfully disagree with you as well... they go together like a gram of blow and some fancy vests

    • @abebabe1031
      @abebabe1031 5 років тому +6

      Christian Anderson or an 8-ball and shoulder pads. 😆

    • @Michael-jr5ie
      @Michael-jr5ie 5 років тому +8

      how many dam podcasts are these guys gonna have lol?!? They both already have two great pods, we dont want them to get burnt out or water'd down bruh

    • @adambonini3129
      @adambonini3129 5 років тому +4

      Way better than watching Tom push Brent into an early grave.

  • @georgedelker4711
    @georgedelker4711 5 років тому +133

    Two of the actual funniest comics from the joe Rogan connection

    • @ThumbWiggler
      @ThumbWiggler 5 років тому +13

      @Daniel Grozier I'd fuck em

    • @oddjob05
      @oddjob05 5 років тому +19

      @Daniel Grozier Why are you here?

    • @seizercelestials
      @seizercelestials 5 років тому

      JRU

    • @jeffboyd8139
      @jeffboyd8139 5 років тому +4

      Joe Rogan isn't responsible for every comics come up though

    • @t.j.watson7112
      @t.j.watson7112 5 років тому +1

      @@jeffboyd8139 that wasn't what he was saying though

  • @patrickhell22
    @patrickhell22 4 роки тому +27

    Tom and Theo totally seem like the celebrity comics that, even if you didn't know each other, you could just sit down and chill with and feel like part of the group. Couple of good genuine dudes.

  • @osirispereyra8608
    @osirispereyra8608 2 роки тому +4

    The sniff after Theo mentions cocaine definitely brought him back 😂 55:25

  • @3littlebirds540
    @3littlebirds540 3 роки тому +22

    Love listening to you, Theo. You are both so real. My 2 cents : First find your Voice, follow your Passion, make Choices that cultivate Self-Respect, avoid those you do not Trust. Resilience & Perseverance creates a space where hard work will meet opportunity.

    • @Ayyjaxx
      @Ayyjaxx 3 роки тому +3

      This is great advice 👌💯

  • @EastwoodFPS
    @EastwoodFPS 5 років тому +32

    Gang Gang, Bunz Bunz.

  • @WhitebeltDG
    @WhitebeltDG 5 років тому +29

    Who else is trying to figure out who all the Simpson's characters are on the wall while also trying to listen to this podcast. Fricken hard man

  • @thepanoramichispanic284
    @thepanoramichispanic284 7 місяців тому +1

    Sometimes I call my mom and she loves to talk and I can sit there and listen to her for hours. I'm pretty sure im the only one that she can share stories with about her childhood, her family and my father. I miss my dad so much he passed away in 08 and idk how she keeps going but she's such a strong woman. I go to her house sometimes eat dinner and sleep on the floor at the foot of her bed like a guardog. Just being in the same room with her and knowing she's still alive soothes my soul. In my 20s I was real POS and she never turned her back on me. I love my mom ❤

  • @isaacashfield9188
    @isaacashfield9188 5 років тому +364

    stared at Simpson joe Rogans bicep the whole vid

    • @raydon14ify
      @raydon14ify 5 років тому +3

      Isaac Ashfield How’d ya know it’s Joe? Could be a different guy in an onnit shirt haha

    • @JohnDoe-cd6ro
      @JohnDoe-cd6ro 5 років тому +1

      @@raydon14ify I thought it was Brendan.

    • @worldofwarcraftxenon6871
      @worldofwarcraftxenon6871 5 років тому

      It's joe ye

    • @Superpiplups
      @Superpiplups 5 років тому +36

      I starred at Down syndrome bobby lee

    • @PatrickGeorge97
      @PatrickGeorge97 5 років тому +3

      The Revolution Will Not Be UA-camd Brendan doesn’t have tattoos like that, his are filled in. And no one else pushes onnit like joe does