Trump Walks Back His Roy Moore Endorsement

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  • Опубліковано 13 чер 2024
  • Trump was all-in on Roy Moore's candidacy, now he's all excuses.
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  • @user-uh3xr4vr7t
    @user-uh3xr4vr7t 6 років тому +777

    72% of white men and 63% of white women still voted for Roy Moore, while 93% of black men and 98% of black women voted for Doug Jones. Let that sink in.

    • @shanadir
      @shanadir 6 років тому +9

      Fuck You of the people who voted i'm guessing. I thought alabama was mostly white at least.
      That's an important distinction.

    • @vercoda9997
      @vercoda9997 6 років тому +18

      Fuck You “In Alabama”. Two key words that you left out, which fundamentally change what you’re posting. Let That sink in.

    • @Jasonblade9012
      @Jasonblade9012 6 років тому +33

      Ver Coda to be fair for 2016, it’s was similar numbers for Trump... so yeah... I think it sank in already to the majority of us

    • @dr4g0nitedive29
      @dr4g0nitedive29 6 років тому

      The Glorious Champion of all that is Good and Just
      If you check the history books that was never the case.

    • @user-uh3xr4vr7t
      @user-uh3xr4vr7t 6 років тому +55

      Ver Coda Well, of course it's "in Alabama", it's an Alabama election. But the whole country isn't any better if that's what you meant, because otherwise you wouldn't have an admitted sexual predator as president.

  • @QuarterLifeCrises
    @QuarterLifeCrises 6 років тому +1284

    48.4 % seriously? WTF is wrong with that state?

    • @CButtonshaw
      @CButtonshaw 6 років тому +30

      PPARTY OVER EVERYTHING!!!

    • @incognitobandito2677
      @incognitobandito2677 6 років тому

      umm... who cares about what the guy did 30+ years ago... we want to push an agenda by the President... not have democrats hold shit up and sell America out to foreign lobbyists.

    • @kivimik
      @kivimik 6 років тому +138

      Jack Pot: made a career as a prosecutor and successfully fought for the conviction of KKK members responsible for the deaths of four black children.
      Incognito: if you are willing to ignore the transgressions of politicians for the sake of political expediency, you truly have sold your soul.

    • @Reitz86
      @Reitz86 6 років тому +83

      The state has a large black population, yet Republicans dominate politics, rigged and gerrymandering

    • @gokul922
      @gokul922 6 років тому +7

      My thoughts exactly sister

  • @tweetytweety2991
    @tweetytweety2991 6 років тому +608

    If Steve Bannon's endorsement can turn deeply conservative ruby red state into blue then I would like him to endorse all the future candidates of Republican party
    PS- Thanks to all my lovely African-American ladies of Alabama. You rock girls!

    • @SFK360
      @SFK360 6 років тому +12

      I think what you said about African American ladies (I would add African Americans in general) is the much bigger key here. Sadly, the majority of white voters still voted for the pedophile. Maybe the Bannon endorsement did just enough with white voters, but it's still pretty disturbing.

    • @kiriakoz
      @kiriakoz 6 років тому +9

      James Jackson it's an inditement of your education system that a cretin like Bannon can influence so many if that's the case.

    • @PCtransplant
      @PCtransplant 6 років тому +9

      Dubjax 22 All Americans deserve better from our politicians.

    • @brian554xx
      @brian554xx 6 років тому

      "You rock girls!" was an allegation against Moore. It is very different from "You rock, girls!"

    • @toadjiang7626
      @toadjiang7626 6 років тому +11

      Bannon is basically a guy who won the lottery once, and now he thinks he can win it every time, he will keep playing until he loses all the money he won.

  • @bleh329
    @bleh329 6 років тому +55

    It’s disturbing so many people voted for Moore. But still, yay.

    • @brendan5065
      @brendan5065 3 роки тому

      @@jameswilcock6648 I now this is two years ago. Just have to say I love that Bleh didn't even give you the F**king time of day. So obviously baiting the guy to get into it with you. f**king laughable

  • @auralangst6177
    @auralangst6177 6 років тому +100

    The grammar on Trump's first tweet suggest it was not Trump that wrote it..

    • @puntabachata
      @puntabachata 6 років тому +5

      Aural Angst Maybe a second grader (or a white sixth grader from Alabama).

    • @catherineleary9462
      @catherineleary9462 6 років тому +7

      Aural Angst There is no way in heck he wrote it.

    • @TheSatan222
      @TheSatan222 6 років тому

      joeconsumer or your mom

  • @MrBoondock1
    @MrBoondock1 6 років тому +18

    This rebellion was built on hope ✊

  • @taraaliyeva1813
    @taraaliyeva1813 6 років тому +31

    That TWEET is wayyyyy toooooo eloquent Impossible for trump to have composed it.

    • @MrLegoman65
      @MrLegoman65 6 років тому +2

      Tara Aliyeva that actually took his entire office to right the first few words then they just stole some stuff from other more skilled writers and politicians

  • @eriojeda1988
    @eriojeda1988 6 років тому +115

    "Think of the children 😌 " - Roy Moore

    • @alexiatr
      @alexiatr 6 років тому +3

      🙏what? 😕ewwwww
      😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

    • @stevenshar1233
      @stevenshar1233 6 років тому +3

      Now that's scary

  • @scigra1133
    @scigra1133 6 років тому +9

    Dammit, I was eating breakfast when you showed Steve Bannon's picture.

  • @Jasonblade9012
    @Jasonblade9012 6 років тому +205

    Let’s salute the genius of Bannon to help on electing a Democrat in Alabama!

  • @BettyBettyBoBetty
    @BettyBettyBoBetty 6 років тому +15

    Love from Australia....congrats Alabama - a little sanity at last

  • @VioletMovingPictures
    @VioletMovingPictures 6 років тому +78

    It was ridiculous when Stephen claimed that Roy Moore called Aladdin the "perfect date movie." Roy Moore would never take an underage girl to see Aladdin. The movie has too many Muslims in it.

  • @troublefollows9986
    @troublefollows9986 6 років тому +30

    Bannon look like darth Vader with the helmet off...

    • @alfatazer_8991
      @alfatazer_8991 6 років тому +6

      When The Emperor looks at his wrinkled face in the mirror he thinks
      "Could be worse, at least I'm not Steve Bannon"

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 років тому +1

      it's uncanny. Cannot un-see...

    • @XJarhead360
      @XJarhead360 6 років тому

      Nah, he looks like a disheveled drunk as described by (R) Rep. Steven King ( have I got the first name right?).

  • @kimjongfun5427
    @kimjongfun5427 6 років тому +272

    I hear there's a new surge of hiring for Alabama shopping mall securities ever since yesterday Moore's defeat.

    • @johnwayne3101
      @johnwayne3101 6 років тому

      Kim Jong Fun just your picture alone says your hatred for AMERICA. Show some respect for the fallen you piece of shit!!

    • @longclaw22-72
      @longclaw22-72 6 років тому +19

      John Wayne
      He's making fun of the Korean leader you idiot

    • @EvertGuzman
      @EvertGuzman 6 років тому +14

      John Wayne Dumbass

    • @longclaw22-72
      @longclaw22-72 6 років тому +6

      rambull Jr
      Please stop projecting, thank you.

    • @Snowfoxie1
      @Snowfoxie1 6 років тому +7

      To paraphrase Meghan McCain, whose father I campaigned for in 2008...
      "Suck it, John Wayne."
      My family's been serving in the military since WW2. I come from a long line of veterans. Kim Jong Fun's pic is super funny and you're just trying to score points by pretending you care about veterans. Stop virtue signaling. Military personnel and their families HATE it.

  • @Myahster
    @Myahster 6 років тому +209

    "Luther Strange" ?
    What is that, a supervillain name?

    • @alainarchambault2331
      @alainarchambault2331 6 років тому +14

      Is he a doctor? If I had that as a last name, that'd motivate me to get a doctorate.

    • @LambruscoPeter
      @LambruscoPeter 6 років тому

      I thought it was the singer of Visage

    • @OoMASEoO
      @OoMASEoO 6 років тому

      Bebe le Straaaange -Heart

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 6 років тому +2

      Steven Strange’s long lost evil twin?

    • @Nikanaiko
      @Nikanaiko 6 років тому +7

      Yeah, you know, Dr. Lex Luthor Strange.

  • @MrBoondock1
    @MrBoondock1 6 років тому +43

    Black Women saved this election ✊

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 2 місяці тому +1

      BLACK WOMEN BROKE NEW GROUND!!!

  • @UnoriginallyInclined
    @UnoriginallyInclined 6 років тому +69

    love donald trump's ministry of truth stuff. Deleting tweets to make himself always right. Just wow

  • @Maremons
    @Maremons 6 років тому +85

    Just wanted to point out that Jon Batiste played a tag of "A Whole New World" from Aladdin at 1:33

    • @antoinewille890
      @antoinewille890 6 років тому +2

      Ah yes, well spotted! :)

    • @showlett33
      @showlett33 6 років тому

      so? and? pfff! meh!

    • @puddlemini
      @puddlemini 6 років тому +9

      he's always quick with that. people dont appreciate him and he's not utilized well on the show :(

    • @trnharris
      @trnharris 6 років тому +2

      puddlemini He's amazing

  • @palsp666
    @palsp666 6 років тому +578

    Am I the only one who's waiting for him to say dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot?

    • @juliesevilla3950
      @juliesevilla3950 6 років тому +15

      This could not have been written by trump if there is no dot dot dot

    • @unodos149
      @unodos149 6 років тому +7

      That's how ya know a tweet didn't come from Trump himself... when it has no "..."s

    • @malahammer
      @malahammer 6 років тому +14

      Bring back the 140 character text. We want dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dots!

    • @showlett33
      @showlett33 6 років тому +2

      possibly yes

    • @alainarchambault2331
      @alainarchambault2331 6 років тому +3

      @Paul Furey Yep Twitter doubled his vocabulary. Not gonna see as many dots any more.

  • @takatamiyagawa5688
    @takatamiyagawa5688 6 років тому +75

    Aladdin? That reminds me, that movie included a high-ranking politician attempting to marry a girl under 16 and less than half his age.

    • @Theproclaimed
      @Theproclaimed 6 років тому +4

      Takata Miyagawa but she ended up with the poor 18 year old

    • @alexiatr
      @alexiatr 6 років тому +2

      Takata Miyagawa Roy Moore's favorite. It reminds him when he met his wife when she was fifteen and he was on his thirties, how romantic. 😕

    • @billy-joes6851
      @billy-joes6851 6 років тому +1

      Takata Miyagawa and the friendly cute old Sultan lol

    • @catherineleary9462
      @catherineleary9462 6 років тому

      Alexia Tr Eww LOL.

  • @aquaperro
    @aquaperro 6 років тому +55

    How long before Trump says that was not his voice on the robocall?

    • @christopherscotts5797
      @christopherscotts5797 6 років тому

      I actually didnt record it, they just used clips of my voice cause I was busy working

  • @KrazyKawiZX6R
    @KrazyKawiZX6R 6 років тому +62

    I am beginning to think that Trump stopped putting .... In his tweets because of Stephen Colbert always making fun of them with "Dot, dot, dot, dot dot!" 😂😂
    Someone should make Trumps tweets great again so I can lmao at Stephen when he makes fun of them.

    • @ourkeving
      @ourkeving 6 років тому +5

      I think it's because his character limit was increased.

    • @djburner
      @djburner 6 років тому

      It's a shame that the world can't still seeing how an IVY student and the POTUS doesn't understand how to use the ellipsis...concept.......or hoW TO capitalize worDs, or spellink, or punctuation!......WhatsO*!ever!!!?!!'s..( . ) ( . )......But this is not due that he's learned something new about punctuation, instead this is just that the guy has more characters at his disposition. Blame Twitter on this one because Trump's ill-educated English grasp and shameless behavior still there for sure. Greetings.

  • @reddnuckles
    @reddnuckles 6 років тому +5

    Robo call got me. Colbert has jokes for days.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TorchbearerOfReach
    @TorchbearerOfReach 6 років тому +28

    That's one Trump yes man down. Also hats off to the McCains for denouncing Bannon.
    But it's still not over yet, the battle for Net Neutrality is around the corner, time to make it into a one-two punch.

  • @adrianatsai8308
    @adrianatsai8308 6 років тому +43

    As a woman I still can’t believe he still got 48% of the vote.
    It is impossible that all man voted him, so what’s wrong with the ladies in Alabama?

    • @Iam2flycam
      @Iam2flycam 6 років тому +14

      Sharon Tsai white ladies.

    • @danieljackson3619
      @danieljackson3619 6 років тому +1

      Iam2flycam awa Your racism didn't go undetected.

    • @MunkyDrag0n
      @MunkyDrag0n 6 років тому +2

      Science Fiction Double Feature It is time the rest of the nation drags them kicking and screaming into the next century.

    • @OP-1000
      @OP-1000 6 років тому +2

      Stepford wives.

    • @BobSmith-pm3wx
      @BobSmith-pm3wx 6 років тому

      Some people happen to base their votes on more than just "did this person have sex with underage girls," which your average man would be more than happy to do if the consequences weren't so dire. The voters might actually, you know, consider them as a politician, and not as if he were a potential boyfriend.

  • @supersecret4899
    @supersecret4899 6 років тому +171

    I think I have hope too... it's weird feeling it after all this time

    • @dragon53777
      @dragon53777 6 років тому +2

      It's like jumping back into that pool of water and expecting to drown almost again but this time you magically float and feel ok.

    • @Lommy9999
      @Lommy9999 6 років тому +5

      Super Secret >> Hope? 70% of white voters voted for Moore. The black voters are the only ones saving this country from turning into hell.

    • @josh_yep.
      @josh_yep. 6 років тому

      All what time? What's been going on?

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 6 років тому

      Super Secret It's been decades, right?

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 6 років тому

      oh, like americans know what despair feels like.

  • @unrulycrow6299
    @unrulycrow6299 6 років тому +35

    It's only my opinion, but as a white European, I find it disheartening that only 30% of white voters chose Doug Jones.
    Then again, I'm just a European and am not fully aware of all the stuff that's going on in Alabama. But still... Will the African-American people of Alabama be at risk after that?

    • @SandraNelson063
      @SandraNelson063 6 років тому +10

      African Americans are ALWAYS at risk in the US!!! A lot of police departments like to point their guns at black children to see what happens. Killing black people isn't really a crime in some areas. Heck, killing black people is almost a sport. Black children learn early to steer clear of the police. The police aren't there to protect THEM, they are there to hunt them.
      For black people, worrying about getting to vote is pretty small potatoes. When you have to worry about the police hunting you down for fun, voting takes a back seat.

    • @RzzZZa
      @RzzZZa 6 років тому +1

      No, we have SHOT GUNS. We wish a mutha fukkah would!

  • @rosemarywilliams9969
    @rosemarywilliams9969 6 років тому +9

    48.4 vs. 49.9 Really? yeah my glass is still half full on that one! but I guess one person can make a difference...

  • @annieparker4738
    @annieparker4738 6 років тому +176

    I want *NO MOORE* Trump, 'Teach Me How To Dougie', Alabama!

    • @B0Sajwah
      @B0Sajwah 6 років тому +7

      Annie parker cringe

    • @xenithil1750
      @xenithil1750 6 років тому +7

      Brilliant post hahaha

    • @dragon53777
      @dragon53777 6 років тому +1

      I felt no cringe, only an urge to go HELL YEAH lol

  • @victormendoza871
    @victormendoza871 6 років тому +79

    I fucking shook my fist in celebration that moore lost

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 років тому +2

      I'm in Australia but even I got how significant the Dem win was - for the future. So, I did the same...

    • @3finger10
      @3finger10 6 років тому

      Dumbass.....

  • @airfoemoe
    @airfoemoe 6 років тому +14

    Haha, this is also a big fuck you to Jeff Sessions. I bet he never thought his seat would be lost to a Democrat.

  • @Jasonblade9012
    @Jasonblade9012 6 років тому +73

    It’s over for trump. He doesn’t know it yet but it’s a matter of months now even weeks

    • @Jasonblade9012
      @Jasonblade9012 6 років тому +2

      jude jackson just think about that logically and you will see that it is over. He will not finish his first term

    • @brendashelonko2149
      @brendashelonko2149 6 років тому

      I wish it were so. But you are over estimating the moral intelligence of Trumpians. And we Democrats need new leadership and better marketing of our ideals.

    • @marysharkey1503
      @marysharkey1503 6 років тому +1

      Jason Blade, I think you are right. He's finished.

  • @gtfffv
    @gtfffv 6 років тому +40

    There's no way Trump wrote that concession tweet

    • @Johnny-rx4hs
      @Johnny-rx4hs 6 років тому +2

      gtfffv Lol I wonder if Trump's lawyers and PR people have taken his twitter account away.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 років тому

      +Phil given the next one I'm afraid not. But maybe, one day...? #HOPE

  • @fidorover
    @fidorover 6 років тому +1301

    *_The Gadsden Mall -- Gadsden, Alabama -- December 13, 7.33 pm_*
    P.A. ANNOUNCER: Attention, shoppers. We regret to inform you that Roy Moore has lost the election for US Senate. But not because we were rooting for him or anything. No, we regret he lost because he's now gonna have all kinds of free time… the kinda free time to -- oh, let's say -- hang out at the mall and chat up teenage girls all day. So if you happen to spot Roy Moore, please alert security at once. If you do not know what Roy Moore looks like, just imagine if an old man bought his entire wardrobe at the Dodge City Kmart. Also, if you ARE Roy Moore, please stop harassing mall management to convert our Forever 21 store into a Forever 16. It ain't gonna happen, Roy. Anyhoo, we thank you for shopping at the Gadsden Mall, we wish you a Merry Christmas, and… wait, hold on. _(no audio for 3 seconds)_ Uh, I'm just getting word that a drunken Steve Bannon is in the mall… beating up Santa Claus… and lecturing little kids on "the job-stealing horrors of globalism." Geezus. That's it… I'm moving to a more progressive state. Mississippi, here I come!!

    • @fidorover2
      @fidorover2 6 років тому +63

      LMAO! Well done.

    • @ohwowitsthatguy9154
      @ohwowitsthatguy9154 6 років тому +65

      fidorover Fantastic bit of writing.

    • @shewillsmash
      @shewillsmash 6 років тому +11

      As someone from Gadsden can you guys stop joking like this it's not fucking funny. Pedophilia isn't a joke and shouldn't be treated like one.

    • @billyboy6028
      @billyboy6028 6 років тому +18

      Might be time to get the hell out a there! I not joking.

    • @fidorover2
      @fidorover2 6 років тому +108

      Anna Connell No one is laughing at pedophilia. People are laughing at Roy Moore to mock him, because he is a despicable POS human being.

  • @juanapalacios4045
    @juanapalacios4045 6 років тому +4

    Colbert even without speaking your funny . hahahaha! !

  • @regmunday8354
    @regmunday8354 6 років тому +14

    Roy Moore - soon to be appearing in his Toy Story cowboy suit at a kids party near you, trying to show everyone his 'Woody'.

    • @TheEqualizer-iw1bz
      @TheEqualizer-iw1bz 6 років тому

      Even scarier if he dresses like a clown and no one can recognise him under the clown makeup!

  • @faawks
    @faawks 6 років тому +36

    I thought Trump couldn't delete tweets due to the Presidential Records Act.

    • @wilfrido1lora
      @wilfrido1lora 6 років тому +14

      Faawks he can delete them all he wants they're all being stored and recorded

    • @gwen3010
      @gwen3010 6 років тому +11

      He deleted from his account but it's being reordered for the archives for future generations so the future will see the dark times under this administration and wonder how this happened and hopefully not repeat it!!!

  • @AegisEpoch
    @AegisEpoch 6 років тому +4

    1:56 THANK YOU, please point out that doug should have won by double digits instead of fractions so people dont get lazy.

  • @ElenasDad
    @ElenasDad 6 років тому +12

    NO MOORE TRUMP

  • @briannabush8354
    @briannabush8354 6 років тому +50

    Black women did that 👏🏽👏🏽

    • @joshuagarner1654
      @joshuagarner1654 6 років тому +1

      Brianna Bush about time they did something

    • @brngsh5549
      @brngsh5549 6 років тому +2

      Gernot Hassknecht He's off to celebrate his victory of 'trolling UA-cam' with his friends in mom's basement.

  • @scorpioninpink
    @scorpioninpink 6 років тому +27

    Doug Jones won. Let us celebrate that because a decent man who prosecuted KKK members who killed 4 little girls and a bomber during the 1996 Atlanta Olympics.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 років тому +2

      man is brave. Stand-up guy. Not like his critic, Donnie "Bone spurs" Trump

    • @overthemoon9941
      @overthemoon9941 6 років тому +5

      U trying to be funny..it was Birmingham Bapt Church bombing sept 15, 1963..that killed the 4 young girls with horrific bomb. And even worse it was Youth Day at Church...beyond sad.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 років тому

      jeez I hope it was just a mistake, not a weird form of trolling. I was so tired when I posted I didn't even absorb the details, even though I know the story. Let's just take it as a mistake...

  • @danalynn2580
    @danalynn2580 6 років тому +12

    Trump didn't write that tweet. The grammar was correct.

  • @DarkLight753
    @DarkLight753 6 років тому +1

    It's 2.40am in the UK and I'm on a Colbert binge session. I gotta stop but it's too funny.

  • @maxheadroom3839
    @maxheadroom3839 6 років тому +2

    His Trump impersonation is the best.

  • @chrisjacksonuk
    @chrisjacksonuk 6 років тому +11

    No way trump wrote that first tweet ! 🤔 but the others hell yeah 😂

  • @hiphopesq
    @hiphopesq 6 років тому +5

    "It is the best thing African-Americans have done for Alabama since they built it for free."
    Line of the year!

  • @megfunful
    @megfunful 6 років тому +14

    Bravo African Americans.

  • @swapanjain892
    @swapanjain892 6 років тому +25

    Trump's impression is still the funniest

  • @Jerricola2
    @Jerricola2 6 років тому +103

    That feels good right there.... i'm not Jewish but i'll take it, happy Hanukkah, what a present.

  • @HesteBremse
    @HesteBremse 6 років тому +17

    Net Neutrality !!!!

  • @ugonnambonu769
    @ugonnambonu769 6 років тому +3

    That Aladdin burn damn

  • @misterperez459
    @misterperez459 6 років тому

    You're very welcome Mr.Colbert. And thank you for great information & laughs.

  • @Drace90
    @Drace90 6 років тому +2

    Trump just said the deck was stacked against the republican candidate... in Alabama!

  • @rohypnotist6263
    @rohypnotist6263 6 років тому +34

    Steven should read these Trump tweets with that slur from ow on . Just act as if your dentures are about to drop on the floor Steven .

  • @guyinthechat9533
    @guyinthechat9533 6 років тому +1

    "I need an Orange Julius" -Roy Moore after his loss

  • @MrBoondock1
    @MrBoondock1 6 років тому +20

    🍊
    👔
    👐 God Blesh The United Shashs

    • @qwa1986
      @qwa1986 6 років тому +3

      StamperTV lol

    • @PurushaDesa
      @PurushaDesa 6 років тому +1

      StamperTV
      First time I saw that I PMSL.
      " _I blew up the Middle East! Now watch my dentures fall out!_ "

    • @MrAllesEd
      @MrAllesEd 6 років тому

      Whuhahahahaha

  • @DreamPen
    @DreamPen 6 років тому +3

    There are villains whom you hate for being despicable and unapologetic about it, for being so completely self-UNaware of their flaws, and hypocrisy, and sins, all the while claiming to be holier-than-thou.
    And YET, there are villains who drop their convictions and position when it's losing, who neither have the depth nor the spine to own up to it, just to save face and pretend they're "winning".
    You can give at least some respect to the former for their boldness; the latter is just pathetic.

  • @robertrijkers5163
    @robertrijkers5163 6 років тому +7

    Trump is starting to sound like ISiS.... taking credit everywhere

  • @wendyfriesen4618
    @wendyfriesen4618 6 років тому

    Love your monologues, Stephen...keep 'em comin'!

  • @alexlandherr
    @alexlandherr 6 років тому +1

    At 3:18, “the wonder corpse Steve Bannon ” 😂😂😂

  • @channelforpositivitylunder9385
    @channelforpositivitylunder9385 6 років тому +4

    Trump does not like to associate himself with "losers"
    :o

  • @iliyag.k.51
    @iliyag.k.51 6 років тому +5

    Best NOT joke ever

  • @jeffwillis3466
    @jeffwillis3466 6 років тому

    Always Hilarious! Keep em comming.

  • @LG-ej7pf
    @LG-ej7pf 6 років тому

    😉Thanks for the belly laugh! A great stress reducer after a stressed filled day at work. I Can't help it but watch it rerun over again! 😅😁🤣

  • @HelgaCavoli
    @HelgaCavoli 6 років тому +5

    Um, actually Black WOMEN voters. The amount of ladies showing up was awesome.

  • @HelloThere-xs8ss
    @HelloThere-xs8ss 6 років тому +4

    Yeah, that margin is hilarious. In a very bad way.

  • @vincentkrommenhoek7431
    @vincentkrommenhoek7431 6 років тому +2

    Awesome show Stephen... kudos!

  • @emckethern
    @emckethern 6 років тому +1

    I was in line 45 minutes voting in Montgomery, Alabama but I cast my vote Tuesday and it was an amazing turnout!!! Congrats Doug Jones!!!

  • @Zeknif1
    @Zeknif1 6 років тому +3

    It's easy to win the black vote when your opposition wants to do away with the 13th amendment and gives special criticism to the 14th Amendment.

    • @OoMASEoO
      @OoMASEoO 6 років тому

      Sokolniki No one knows any amendment other than 1 and 2. This is America we're talking about.

  • @bragsdriesen1
    @bragsdriesen1 6 років тому +3

    Don’t loose hope America 😊

  • @EL-qh9zo
    @EL-qh9zo 6 років тому

    +- margin of error! killed me completely!

  • @janelleetsitty36
    @janelleetsitty36 6 років тому

    LOL... Colbert's Trump mimic cracks me up to no end ;*D

  • @amolinya
    @amolinya 6 років тому +6

    "Suck it, Bannon" *snaps fingers three times*

  • @808zhu
    @808zhu 6 років тому +8

    Awesome; he lost. Now will he be prosecuted or is he off the hook?

    • @aaronclaeys7345
      @aaronclaeys7345 6 років тому +4

      ___ statute of limitations is up in Alabama, they can’t charge him.

    • @808zhu
      @808zhu 6 років тому

      Aaron Claeys Oh no. I thought I heard there was no statute of limitations. How disappointing...

    • @aaronclaeys7345
      @aaronclaeys7345 6 років тому +2

      ___ Alabama did remove the statute of limitations for any sexual assault involving a minor under 16, but it only applies to crimes past 1985.

    • @808zhu
      @808zhu 6 років тому

      Aaron Claeys Welp. Thanks for the info.

    • @shewillsmash
      @shewillsmash 6 років тому +1

      Ha, ha prosecuted! Sweetie I live in Alabama, white men are never held accountable for anything here.

  • @kevinnyalle2420
    @kevinnyalle2420 6 років тому

    Hahahahaha...Sir Stephen, you are the monologue king.

  • @lillililli1726
    @lillililli1726 6 років тому

    2:25 Mr Colbert... thank YOUUUU 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

  • @orian8837
    @orian8837 6 років тому +73

    Happy Hanukkah guys

  • @no-orwelliandystopia
    @no-orwelliandystopia 6 років тому +9

    The key Rules of Trumpism, never edmite to a defeat, never edmite to wrong doing, alway blame someone else, and never never apologize

  • @lillililli1726
    @lillililli1726 6 років тому

    7:00 I was dead...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Not...ooooooh please I can't stop 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂this was soooo hilarious😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @amyalice9321
    @amyalice9321 6 років тому

    I love his descriptions of Bannon. 👏

  • @HylianTicipated
    @HylianTicipated 6 років тому +28

    I know people will say "everyone does it, it's UA-cam". But it's called a monologue. They should be 1 video. If Colbert tells jokes in one segment, it shouldn't be broken down and take me out of the moment to click Play again. Breaks in comedy is less effective.

    • @rewer
      @rewer 6 років тому +1

      Hylian Ticipated, maybe put a number to sort it, easier for the viewers

    • @kevinbooth-
      @kevinbooth- 6 років тому

      Is this a method for gaming the Trending system?
      Perhaps it should be brought to UA-cam's attention......

    • @rewer
      @rewer 6 років тому +1

      Kevin Booth, not about trending system, but breaking shorter clips attract more views, most audience prefer clips less than 10min, and more clips = more ads. Plus they can know which topic audience like the most by checking the view count.

    • @kevinbooth-
      @kevinbooth- 6 років тому

      And total views across videos (net views being boosted by increased number of videos) has no impact on whether something hits there or the suggested screens? Nor the increased watch time due to pre and post roll?
      okay....

  • @TheSuperPsychoKiller
    @TheSuperPsychoKiller 6 років тому +3

    Thank you Black People.

  • @In20xx
    @In20xx 6 років тому

    Late Show thanks for making us laugh through 2017, bigly!

  • @MarenAnne66
    @MarenAnne66 6 років тому

    This is so awesome! It's about time we had some great news, what a triumph!

  • @sunshinecoastsummer9261
    @sunshinecoastsummer9261 6 років тому +3

    For f's sake why do you only get 38% turnout -- 62% can't be buggered?

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 років тому

      are you an Aussie? Cause if so... yeah, I don't get it either. Not like we have a choice!

    • @sparklemotion1018
      @sparklemotion1018 6 років тому

      +Sunshine Coast Summer Don't you see? It's a GREAT thing that 62% stayed home, and that nearly 2% of those who showed up to vote skipped the printed ballot and "wrote in" another candidate... who wasn't Roy Moore. The folks who didn't vote were registered Republicans who couldn't justify choosing a "teen squeezer," but were too loyal to their rotting political party to cast a vote for Doug Jones, Democrat. Low turnout = a win for Democrats in this case. I'm not complaining!

  • @Malidictus
    @Malidictus 6 років тому +3

    There's a theme in eldritch horror stories, where the protagonist sees things so unnatural and unexplainable that the only explanation is he's insane. Because the only alternative is the entire rest of the world is made of madness, and that doesn't seem right. So here I am, watching the president of the United States stack lies upon obvious lies and nobody cares. And I find myself in the same situation - am I losing my mind, or has the entire world collectively lost its shit?

    • @martinschoech8156
      @martinschoech8156 6 років тому

      yes, it has. especially so in the United States. We are so discombobulated and fractious that even lies are assumed to be truth, when viewed through anger filled eyes and bigoted neurons. So much hatred was fed for 14+ years by spin doctors and manipulators of half truths, even our democratic side spun it's share of half-truths and stood shoulder to shoulder with a president who allowed his callous lecherous habits run amok. We joked and guffawed, but did nothing to ensure this form of disgusting male behavior was not allowed ever to find a safe place in the Whitehouse, but here we are again, sick with sexual harassment, sexual deviancy by those in office and running for office. It is truly a sad state of ship which plies our political seas and the people who support these pigs are just as guilty as the perpetrators for tolerating it or in the least inserting fingers to ear canals, closing eyes and singing "la-la-la," all the while pressing the yes vote for these sick people, in deference to the national identity of multiculturalism. We must all of us vote, but with measured confidence that the sick bigoted perverts and tyrants will lose, so long as we vote with our minds and not hearts nor along party lines, as they run so muddled with sludge on both sides.

  • @TheDistortionVenegas
    @TheDistortionVenegas 6 років тому

    The robot call was NOT unexpected hahaha

  • @syd6126
    @syd6126 6 років тому

    John's laugh is the best part of this show

  • @trollmaster5668
    @trollmaster5668 6 років тому +4

    Thank you Charles Barkley

  • @H0RnSeY
    @H0RnSeY 6 років тому +5

    4:00

  • @cdurantful
    @cdurantful 6 років тому

    Best monologue EVER!!

  • @evelynwashere13
    @evelynwashere13 6 років тому

    That recording was hilarious!

  • @bobrobert6277
    @bobrobert6277 6 років тому +5

    i think its disturbing that you can say how many whites and blacks voted, is it on the ballot when you vote check for white here or black here?

    • @bobrobert6277
      @bobrobert6277 6 років тому +2

      don't get me wrong im not from the US but im glad that creep din't win.

    • @ameliecarre4783
      @ameliecarre4783 6 років тому +1

      I don't know if it's disturbing but I'd like to know how it works.

    • @bobrobert6277
      @bobrobert6277 6 років тому

      the fact they can know is the disturbing part. how can they know?

    • @aaronclaeys7345
      @aaronclaeys7345 6 років тому +3

      These are all exit polls, people wait outside precincts and ask people how they voted, they then compile the data across the whole state, it isn’t 100% accurate, but it is highly credible since their not asking people how they will vote but how they did vote.

    • @bobrobert6277
      @bobrobert6277 6 років тому +1

      thanks aaron its a lot less sinister then in my crazy mind :)

  • @rysun8709
    @rysun8709 6 років тому +13

    Will Roy Moore do like Hillary and write a book about why he lost?

  • @Figguz90
    @Figguz90 6 років тому

    He looks like al capone in untouchables in way steve talks XD awesome!!!

  • @mc-vr3ui
    @mc-vr3ui 6 років тому

    you are the BEST. ITS SO FUNNY

  • @astronomicalvison3464
    @astronomicalvison3464 6 років тому +3

    I really miss David Letterman. This show has gone to crap. Not that I'm favoring Trump, trump is a complete idiot. But there is no true authentic attitudes. John Baptiste never really talks. David Letterman and his lead singer would Chit Chat like they were best friends. And Stephen Colbert just constantly sheds the light upon himself. Him and John are never on a real down to earth kind of level. This show is just weird now. And the constant one sided attack upon the president is getting annoying already.

    • @Johnny-rx4hs
      @Johnny-rx4hs 6 років тому

      Moe Aranda You wish they were more like Conan and Andy?

    • @astronomicalvison3464
      @astronomicalvison3464 6 років тому +1

      I think you misread. Try reading a little bit slower next time, or at least more at your speed. I simply said Trump is an idiot. Just because I don't follow the crowd like you do, doesn't mean I have to agree with every little thing that people say. Quit being such a one-sided thinker and broaden your brain.

    • @astronomicalvison3464
      @astronomicalvison3464 6 років тому

      Ashley James Williams . Are you usually a hypocrite in your everyday life? "Typical".... like if I was the one that called you the demeaning name first. You're a little bit backwards.. I guess that's typical in your everyday operations.

    • @astronomicalvison3464
      @astronomicalvison3464 6 років тому

      Ashley James Williams. So it's my fault that you misunderstood something? And without reading again just to be sure you immediately called me a demeaning name. But yet you get upset when I come back and call you something demeaning as well. Do you not see how hypocritical you are? You're like the type of person that can talk all this crap to people but then when someone tells you something, you immediately try and make it seem like it's everyone else's fault. Just by having this conversation with you, I've come to the conclusion that you have some deep issues within your own mind and definitely a backwards thinker. Self-righteous is the word that defines you.

    • @astronomicalvison3464
      @astronomicalvison3464 6 років тому

      Ashley James Williams. Your manipulative turning the table tactics are not working. Stop being a bully. It probably works on others you come in contact with. It's really not good to be that way. Embrace your mistakes and be honest with yourself, just some friendly advice for you.

  • @grail68
    @grail68 6 років тому

    "Monkey with syphilis" is a shockingly accurate description of Steve Bannon

  • @lebumjames6595
    @lebumjames6595 6 років тому +2

    Lock Him Up

  • @gusmonster59
    @gusmonster59 6 років тому

    'wonder corpse'....*lmao*