Testing EVERY NEW COLOSSAL WEAPON to prove they're cursed (Elden Ring DLC)

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  • @mushroomy9899
    @mushroomy9899 4 місяці тому +201

    micheal zaki adding 200 OP colossal weapons in the dlc instead of having more than one infusable weapon in each new category

    • @dearcastiel4667
      @dearcastiel4667 4 місяці тому +15

      The thing is, each new weapon category only has 1 moveset, so there's no real point having more than one of each being infusable.

    • @Megabasicperson
      @Megabasicperson 4 місяці тому

      Micheal zaki?

    • @mushroomy9899
      @mushroomy9899 4 місяці тому +6

      @@dearcastiel4667 no? raksasha and the great katana have entirely different move sets for example

    • @mushroomy9899
      @mushroomy9899 4 місяці тому +4

      @@dearcastiel4667 plus, you can say that about any category, sure, each weapon has similar move sets, but they all have different scalings, buildups, etc.

    • @RustieAsf
      @RustieAsf 4 місяці тому +5

      @@mushroomy9899 plus some ashes of war just work on a single weapon type that has only 4-3 weapons like the light greatswords and their winged stance, or the overhead stance which could really be used on regular katanas :/

  • @P.A._Lily
    @P.A._Lily 4 місяці тому +48

    For something that's supposed to represent something that's twisted and so brittle it could break at any second, the Shadow Sunflower Blossom hits like a damn tank.

  • @greasydan9805
    @greasydan9805 4 місяці тому +101

    Nice placement of the finger in the tumbnail.

    • @niko8986
      @niko8986 4 місяці тому +4

      Came here to say the same thing

    • @AstralTitan
      @AstralTitan 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@niko8986 You "came" here?

    • @DepartureSin
      @DepartureSin 4 місяці тому

      Same

  • @andydouble07
    @andydouble07 4 місяці тому +12

    that lady maria cosplay was pretty cool around 13:00 . they swapped their paired swords for a twinblade

  • @MythicalWiseNab
    @MythicalWiseNab 4 місяці тому +24

    That thumbnail is crazy 💀💀💀

  • @realbloodydoves
    @realbloodydoves 4 місяці тому +26

    Surprised you didn't mention that the Gazing Finger's ash of war actually scales off of Faith (truly it does, for some gods forsaken reason). Such a cool but very very weird weapon.

    • @jojo-ln7zd
      @jojo-ln7zd 4 місяці тому +5

      It also scales off int

    • @rivera3312
      @rivera3312 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@jojo-ln7zd Only the head slam, the shockwave is a pure holy faith scaling invasion stomping monster

    • @Messmer-The-Impaler-n8i
      @Messmer-The-Impaler-n8i 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@rivera3312 it's pure holy damage scaling off Int and Faith
      Yea this weapon is 5 kinds of whacky.
      Kinda like the boss we get it from.

    • @rivera3312
      @rivera3312 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Messmer-The-Impaler-n8i Where are you getting the info that the shockwave scales with int because I can't find that anywhere

    • @Messmer-The-Impaler-n8i
      @Messmer-The-Impaler-n8i 4 місяці тому +2

      @@rivera3312 I think dataminers have dug through the files with Smithbox.
      That and damage testing by some YTbers. The E scaling with faith is a lie when it comes to the skill.
      Anyway the scaling on the Holy damage are pretty bad regardless.
      From base requirements to 60 INT/FTH gives like 5-10% more damage to the skill iirc.

  • @mr.kittysavestheworld695
    @mr.kittysavestheworld695 4 місяці тому +7

    Devonia's Hammer is ridiculous. If you land a fully-charged slam with Godfrey's and Shard, with just basic damage buffs, it's almost guaranteed to one-shot pretty much anybody.

    • @KaaaylaDoe
      @KaaaylaDoe 2 місяці тому +1

      Exactly. Easily my fav weapon.

  • @michaelblevins1651
    @michaelblevins1651 4 місяці тому +6

    6:05 Devonia can Out damage the Anvil by a few hundred but the Amvil hammer does more poise when everything connects

  • @Domarius_Greyrat
    @Domarius_Greyrat 4 місяці тому +14

    i am convinced at this point that monk either has like 10 identical characters that the only difference is the stat spread, or that he is on like ng+20. its gotta be one or the other, so that he can keep changing his build multiple times every video to showcase EVERY WEAPON IN THE GAME

    • @mushroomy9899
      @mushroomy9899 4 місяці тому +10

      my brother in cheatengine

    • @Domarius_Greyrat
      @Domarius_Greyrat 4 місяці тому +1

      @@mushroomy9899 but then no pvp?

    • @joenathan115
      @joenathan115 4 місяці тому +9

      ​@@Domarius_GreyratIf you use cheat engine offline when you go online nothing will happen as long as you don't give yourself illegal items.

    • @Domarius_Greyrat
      @Domarius_Greyrat 4 місяці тому

      @@joenathan115 oh ok.

    • @mushroomy9899
      @mushroomy9899 4 місяці тому +5

      @@joenathan115 additionally you can use it if you’re on seamless co op because their anticheat sucks

  • @MatthewTheEmperor
    @MatthewTheEmperor Місяць тому +1

    You call 'em weird I call 'em Monster Hunter style weapons because who doesn't love the classic head one stick? I sure do!

  • @OtherMomo
    @OtherMomo 4 місяці тому +1

    I wish there were more variety in colossal weapon styles. Base game gave us hammers, but also a halberd and a couple axes, but all the new ones are basically big mostly-flat surfaces on a stick, aka hammers.
    Flower is cool tho, 3vwn if it's more hammer-esque than finger face and ogre arm

  • @toelicker4314
    @toelicker4314 4 місяці тому +13

    Im js wondering how long hes gonna be able to keep doin this typa content cus its rlly good and i dont really want him to fall off 🤷

  • @Billy-grandmarshal
    @Billy-grandmarshal 4 місяці тому +6

    The best weapons. Second to claymore

  • @withagrainofsalt3792
    @withagrainofsalt3792 4 місяці тому +1

    I never knew I needed to hear monk singing Sunflower by Post Malone before crushing a man to death, but here we are

  • @draconesetmagicae9
    @draconesetmagicae9 4 місяці тому +2

    I love sunflowers, I wanna make a flower maiden build

  • @reanetik4831
    @reanetik4831 4 місяці тому

    Man I didn’t think anyone else knew about the jump to run attack tech, I never see anyone do it and I trip up so many people

  • @Dzimko-rc2io
    @Dzimko-rc2io 4 місяці тому +1

    All R2s on lizard sword apply double status if you land both hits. I think it's even better than a chicken leg

  • @Kay_august787
    @Kay_august787 4 місяці тому +2

    The devounias hammer is such a cool colossal weapon I don’t get why people hate on it

    • @xsovereign6
      @xsovereign6 4 місяці тому +1

      It’s just unfortunate because Ordovis’s Greatsword is objectively a better choice. The skill does more stance damage and it has better scaling

  • @gamerprodigy107
    @gamerprodigy107 4 місяці тому

    Fun fact: Gazing finger's aow totally scale on faith but does magic damage.

  • @jacksan6742
    @jacksan6742 4 місяці тому +4

    wake up monk posted

  • @Slikk0201
    @Slikk0201 4 місяці тому

    Missed a huge "finger, but hold." Moment

  • @danvlasuk
    @danvlasuk 4 місяці тому +1

    monk has all the properties of a typical colossal cutie :3

  • @theredroad1
    @theredroad1 3 місяці тому

    Really cool think about the gazing finger is that it’s aow scales off of faith

  • @Bringingmoneyback
    @Bringingmoneyback 4 місяці тому +1

    They really it turn try finger but whole into a boss huh

  • @reecericereze61
    @reecericereze61 3 місяці тому +1

    It's so weird watching you pvp me

  • @literallyanythingelseother
    @literallyanythingelseother 3 місяці тому

    How do you respec for these builds? Tears? Another way? Mods?

  • @Rot502
    @Rot502 3 місяці тому

    The first guy you fought with the big hammer what was that big wind storm?

  • @chives-seraphim
    @chives-seraphim 3 місяці тому

    what is that ash of war at 1:40

  • @squeamish_stray2
    @squeamish_stray2 4 місяці тому

    The boolfiends fork with seppuku is a one hit bleed

  • @aeteno703
    @aeteno703 4 місяці тому

    thanks monk now i can finally have an opinion on these

  • @xxxxixi6073
    @xxxxixi6073 3 місяці тому

    Is having that big of a bleed effect really even that big of a deal? Aren’t you already basically killing them with base damage especially since bleed always leaves people with go leftover in this game

  • @gnperdue
    @gnperdue 4 місяці тому

    I love Bloodfiend's Arm. Definitely my favorite. It makes me look like I am actually good at this game. Furthermore, you win with by mashing the R2 button indiscriminately, like a sophisticate, and not mashing the L2 button indiscriminately, like some cretin.

  • @dudunikolaishvili8096
    @dudunikolaishvili8096 4 місяці тому

    Wish we had one with the Inferno Crozier heavy

  • @UnicornInsects
    @UnicornInsects 4 місяці тому

    This guy's videos make me feel alright

  • @Plingustheplingle
    @Plingustheplingle 4 місяці тому

    Very slick with the thumbnail buddy

  • @kixz4
    @kixz4 4 місяці тому

    They ain’t cursed… they’re perfect for the ungas to the bungas

  • @omelette535
    @omelette535 4 місяці тому

    any day monk posts is a good day

  • @SwindoMMT
    @SwindoMMT 4 місяці тому

    10:43 Should have said "it has nothing on this thing-ger."

  • @Glinglemcflingle
    @Glinglemcflingle 4 місяці тому

    My 2nd favorite wepon type after staff bonks

  • @noone-pg4lr
    @noone-pg4lr 3 місяці тому

    Miyazaki should have made the finger a toe instead

  • @thatlittlemonstrosity
    @thatlittlemonstrosity 4 місяці тому

    they could’ve made existing colossal weapons more viable instead of making a dozen new ones. I’m glad they found a way to make them unique, powerful and fun (with colossals you often lack two of those). But still, we could have had 4 more light greatswords instead of these and come on we got two fth/str hammers, one of which is a ripoff of ordovis’s vortex? When do we get faith based katana? When do we get int based twinblade? We have two int katanas and they added another one+magic katana without int scaling. They are badass but still why do they keep adding to something that is already so abundant?
    I hate to be negative but it does frustrate me a lot how so much effort went into something we already have quite enough

  • @Javelin.The_Idle
    @Javelin.The_Idle 4 місяці тому

    Eating all greases when

  • @titesyl1023
    @titesyl1023 4 місяці тому +1

    Big bonk

  • @graffitidemon2686
    @graffitidemon2686 4 місяці тому

    Hyper armor gose crazzy

  • @sengie2529
    @sengie2529 4 місяці тому

    i was waiting for this video

  • @Data_Redacted_T.S
    @Data_Redacted_T.S 4 місяці тому +1

    Day 61 of asking for a Messmer cosplay build video.

  • @TheUnkindledTarnished
    @TheUnkindledTarnished 3 місяці тому

    11:07 so that means it doesn’t have the exact same moveset as the shadow sunflower

  • @Mo_Mudabber
    @Mo_Mudabber 4 місяці тому

    Elden Monk🗿

  • @daryl198920
    @daryl198920 4 місяці тому

    Bleed nerf when?

  • @Goblinboyo162
    @Goblinboyo162 4 місяці тому +1

    Erm actually it’s pronounced like Blithe and not Blide

  • @prkeene
    @prkeene 3 місяці тому

    I'll never understand Souls PVP or how players find it enjoyable. At 7:51 he takes bleed status buildup but no health damage. Obvious hits register no damage and whiffs stagger. Its 15yrs of spaghetti network code at this point.

    • @reecericereze61
      @reecericereze61 3 місяці тому

      (That was me) he rolled so he gets invulnerability frames but status build up still works

  • @AnsbachthePureblood
    @AnsbachthePureblood 4 місяці тому

    12:25 a true user of the Lamina could have easily backstabbed a colossal. Misrepresentation of my weapon, unfortunately. I am awaiting your review on the Obsidian Lamina as well, I am guessing that it will be in October like last time so I will be waiting with bated breath.

  • @thatoneguy8686
    @thatoneguy8686 4 місяці тому

    I LOVE YOU MONK ❤️

  • @TheUnkindledTarnished
    @TheUnkindledTarnished 3 місяці тому

    7:34 that was one of the most cringe things I’ve ever heard bro

  • @lildepressedcoffee2806
    @lildepressedcoffee2806 3 місяці тому

    Sorry dude, u can't take advantage on Blaidd instead of waiting, great video, but dislike, hope ur doing well

  • @Driixx-kl7ue
    @Driixx-kl7ue 4 місяці тому

    Ninth

  • @Slaheir
    @Slaheir 4 місяці тому

    Ngl its really sad we still have some of the same animations from demon souls and dark souls 1 with the most minuscule change. FromSoft meat riders will say “its a reference to their old games” for certain bosses sure but other than that its just laziness

  • @thermaltyrant2070
    @thermaltyrant2070 4 місяці тому

    11:28 im eating man 😭

  • @Bringingmoneyback
    @Bringingmoneyback 4 місяці тому

    2:20 check him vigor it not normal