Dio: I love this new hamburguer! Jotaro: I never saw it. What hamburguer is this? Dio: Is a complete new recipe! Is made of potato, nuggets and dolphin meat! Jotaro:... Dio: Jotaro, are you okay? J-jotaro? TO BE CONTINUED
the mcdonalds lady between dio a jotaro at the back is literally standing menacingly and watching them talk at 0:49 instead of doing any work!! also the menacing part was not mine if was someone's reply in this section so no hate pls
DIO: I killed your friends and family in front of your eyes, your mom's gonna die if you don't stop me, my stand can LITERALLY. STOP. TIME and you say you have better things to do, Jotaro?... Jotaro? Jotaro, to Mc'Donalds cashier: One Dolphin O'Fillet, please! DIO: 'K... guess I'm achieving heaven earlier...
You know in some way, I expect Jotaro to not even bat Dio an eye. To almost make Dio feel insignificant, despite, all the carnage he’s already caused. That overwhelming coincidence, would scare Dio and leave him to question Jotaro in his wake
Jotaro: Mommy the evil vampire hit grandpa. Holly: That's it! You've done enough! DIO: Woman you cant even use your sta- Holly: * Beats the shit out of DIO *
@@Д.Б-ж6ь and remember Joseph married 2 pillar men before finally killed both of them, yeeted the ultimate lifeform into space... living his old life being super rich, and he's still cheating death even now... just what is he not capable of
PLOT TWIST : DIO - "Why are you not fighting me?" Jotaro - "Yare yare... I don't wanna fight you, I just want a BigMac." DIO - "I killed Kakyoin and your Grandfather as well, yet you don't even care?!" Jotaro - "Nah, just chillin'. You want something?" DIO - "Ho ho ?? I'll have a Triple cheese please." And so they had a good time and became best friends.
Joseph was wrong. She wasn't too weak to survive her stand... Her stand was the only thing that was strong enough to kill her. It's the only stand with an A+++ on all stats.
Cashier: Oh ho so you're approaching me? Instead of drive thru, you're coming right at me? Jotaro: I can't eat here without getting close Cashier: ho ho Then come as close as you would like..
Holly's stand has the ability to make everything Holly needs to do, if she needs to tell a dead Mother about her son's behavior, her stand resurrect the mother and she grounds her son
First it was " youre grounded for 100 years for killing your brother and taking his 'sexy bod' or whatever you called it" then its " you need to stop bullying your great great nephew Dio! Thats it! No heaven for you!"
“I’m not approaching you. I wanna go toMcDonald’s.” * proceeds to walk past DIO * * proceeds to walk past his dying grandfather * * DIO follows Jotaro to McDonald’s *
Kami Crownos Since this was before having his blood drained, maybe with Hamon Joseph could NIGERUNDAYO to the nearest hospital and get his throat fixed
Holly literally got out of bed, despite literally being hours away from death, and revived Dio's long dead mother so she could ground him. Yep, that sounds like what a mom would do.
Jotaro * slams on MC Donalds counter * I want to know what kind of fish u use in "filet o fish" : Sir , its a trade secr- Shut up !!! I know u have been using dolphins , making up excuses Every time !! I will end ur road side business !! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
"I want to go to McDonalds" Alright, this is funny "Please leave me alone, or I will tell my mom" Hahaha! This one is really good "I've told my mom about you And she is going to talk to your mom" *laughs in ora's*
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"Leave me alone or I'll tell my mom" is exactly what I, a 17-year-old, says everytime I don't want to fight a vampire wearing questionable clothing
"Questionable Clothing"?
Come on you gotta admit he is hot
@@schwellenangst1605 he wears it good tho
@@someguywithatophat7599 I'm not the only one thx
@@someguywithatophat7599 Yeah that Goku hair looks good on him
Questionable clothing? Excuse me? Dio is a fashion icon.
The real Part 3 ending
no comment really?
@@munyinsam yup
A classic Stand work
Hello brother. You speak the truth!
It's better than the "punching DIO's leg to death" ending
Imagine a marine biologist saying all of this
_your comment died out._
Luckily, your the top comment :+
I see you everywhere:0
Typical guy without a mustache things
Really again
Mrs. Brando: Dio clean your room.
Dio: One second
Mrs. Brando: ONE SECOND HAS PASSED
But you don't have a Mrs Brando lord dio.
@@vineetrajani3513 Yes i do enyaba is my mom
No 8 seconds have passed
Ichi yo kei ka
lol
Holly is such a good mom, she even stops being hurt by her stand to talk to Dio's dead mom.
Yup 🥰🥰👍
@@hollykujo3551 the most reasonable action to do,beat the shit out of DIO
@@nrigsd6288 no
@@AvengedPanzer Yes
@@AvengedPanzer yass king you wear that mask and stay safe 👑
Jotaro: look man, I haven’t eaten since we got to Egypt. Just let me have some McDonalds
As a matter of fact they went to a restaurant during the Oingo Boingo part
@@kalebheaston8449 and didn't really eat.
Yep they just got some tea and didn't even drink it
Ironically there is a macdonalds near that street
Things things you say just might be true. It might be time to start anew. And maybe change my point of view.
Alternate alternate ending: Dio and Jotaro eat at McDonalds together
Years later, DIO decides to bring his son to Mackodhounaruds.
This lore is too deep
No, Dio takes a job offer there snd uses the world to show what real fast food is.
Dio: I love this new hamburguer!
Jotaro: I never saw it. What hamburguer is this?
Dio: Is a complete new recipe! Is made of potato, nuggets and dolphin meat!
Jotaro:...
Dio: Jotaro, are you okay? J-jotaro?
TO BE CONTINUED
And thus, my favorite fanfic was created
Undoubtably, the "Please leave me alone, or I will tell my mom" line is the funniest in the whole video.
Lmao lmao xD xd no period*
Melone`ly *
I love the ending scene the most
Not gonna lie, the "You're sooooo grounded you bully" part was equally as nice.
What the fu-
Thanks for so much likes. Ive never had this much before lol
Melone`ly * The funniest part is after Dio got grounded he became braindead 😂😂😂
Dio: ''Oh, you're approaching me?''
Jotaro: ''I can't go to McDonalds without getting closer.''
the mcdonalds lady between dio a jotaro at the back is literally standing menacingly and watching them talk at 0:49 instead of doing any work!!
also the menacing part was not mine if was someone's reply in this section so no hate pls
Loo
@@Choccy_Milk0001 she just standing there. Menacingly
@@ARandomGuyWhoJustWantSomeT1ts lol
Lol bro
0:50 "Why are you not fighting me?"
In Japanese: "Fine, I'll wager my soul."
Also why are you not fighting me in Japanese: come as close as you like
0:49*
0:48*
0:47*
I knew that sounded femeliar
Later.
Dio's mom: Oh ho are you approaching me?
Holly: I can't talk to you about your son's behavior without getting closer
Akimbaev Chyngyz Dio*
@@latexerror4315 He calls himself DIO, but his mom calls him by his full name: Dino Ronni Brando.
@@CowboyLuigi lol
aren't both of them unable to speak and Dario was murdered by Dio himself who the fuck grounded him. Kars?
Hahabababababbaadadada
Holly: *Lying on death bed*
*Phone rings*
Holly: *A W A K E N M Y M A S T E R*
Holly: WHO'S BULLYING MY BABY BOY?!
Jotaro: It was DIO
Holly: *proceeds to beat the shit outta DIO*
DIO:WRYYYYYYYyYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ay ay ay ay
Dios strat: Nigerundayoooo!
Poor dio, he had not accounted for holly starting to count down.
It's even funnier when you realize Jotaro is actually a kid
Tend to forget that he is actually 17 cuz he looks like he is in his early thirties
yeah manga jotaro look really younger than anime jotaro
MXALove dude is 17
MXALove he looks younger as the parts progress
hes only like 15 in part 3
Alternate title: Dio vs jotaro but they are kids that have 6 packs
SOO TRUE
Thats exactly what they are
Actually it’s more like 10 or 12 packs
*100 pack
@@giornogiovanna8353 how about 1 millon packs
Holly: almost dying
Jotaro: complains about Dios behavior
Holly: the phone call has restored my strength
lmao
Holly: My power is OVER 9000!!!
"DIO, you're grounded. No stand for a week"
*Puts the world on top of the fridge*
"NO HEAVEN FOR YOU, DIO!"
"But... WRYYYYYYY!"
Pucci: 'K, I got your back, bro.
@@umcaraqualquer3640 eita brazilian
@@collectorsinsidecollection eita brazilian achando um brazilian achando um outro brazilian achando mais outro brazilian
@@pabloc4204
Caralho, infinto akspamdlwms
Muitos Brazilians
Eventually, us viewers stopped thinking
And continued to watch jojo memes for all eternity
@@jackwak1915 sounds like a good eternity
@@jackwak1915 its a heaven's door
@@kakorotskywalker daga kotowaru
...
The true 4kids ending
Dead Meme lmao 😂 😂😂
You know, *4*kids.
Im not the only one cursed with knowledge
=) *cries in pain*
@@beatit2464 My only curse is you
Jotaro: a strong manly pissed off teenager
Also jotaro: I'm gonna tell my mom
teenager*
@@robztuff yessir
Nosir
Bruh I made this comment a year ago.
"And that's how Jotaro saved the world"
*wait*
bruh no
Whoa just realized the real meaning
Yeah I definitely will be cautious if time stops rig-
ZA WARUDO
woah what happened............?
alternate ending?
Dio: "Oh you're approaching me?"
Jotaro: "No I actually have better shit to do"
DIO: I killed your friends and family in front of your eyes, your mom's gonna die if you don't stop me, my stand can LITERALLY. STOP. TIME and you say you have better things to do, Jotaro?... Jotaro?
Jotaro, to Mc'Donalds cashier: One Dolphin O'Fillet, please!
DIO: 'K... guess I'm achieving heaven earlier...
@@umcaraqualquer3640 jotaro would never eat a dolphin
@@umcaraqualquer3640 DIO: So I want one cheeseburger!
You know in some way, I expect Jotaro to not even bat Dio an eye. To almost make Dio feel insignificant, despite, all the carnage he’s already caused. That overwhelming coincidence, would scare Dio and leave him to question Jotaro in his wake
This should get more love I’m dying
666 likes
*N I I I I CE*
same
Why didnt anyone help this guy hes dying
Ugh dying...
@@NeoZ45 , Jotaro? Jotaro! Jotarooooooooooo!
He saved “The World” from Dio lmao the world was tired of Dio.
Do you meanaru za warudo?
He was tired of getting grounded all the time.
It was the world that grounded him
Br instead of me reading the world i said za warudo
ZA WARUDO
Jotaro: Mommy the evil vampire hit grandpa.
Holly: That's it! You've done enough!
DIO: Woman you cant even use your sta-
Holly: * Beats the shit out of DIO *
DIO afterwards:
-Can't stop vommiting and shitting blood-
no need for stands mommas use their slippers
Holly is daughter of Joseph, the man, who had Hamon since childhood, so basically, she's capable of killing Dio.
holly ora orad th f@&% out of DIO
@@Д.Б-ж6ь and remember Joseph married 2 pillar men before finally killed both of them, yeeted the ultimate lifeform into space... living his old life being super rich, and he's still cheating death even now... just what is he not capable of
PLOT TWIST : DIO - "Why are you not fighting me?"
Jotaro - "Yare yare... I don't wanna fight you, I just want a BigMac."
DIO - "I killed Kakyoin and your Grandfather as well, yet you don't even care?!"
Jotaro - "Nah, just chillin'. You want something?"
DIO - "Ho ho ?? I'll have a Triple cheese please."
And so they had a good time and became best friends.
Aaaw what a cute story! :3 Enemies turn into Besties
@@antoniosvetoslavov6096 Murdering creates friendship
Polnireff : Am I aN JoKE TO YoU !?
Rafael Pereira he didn’t die
@@Nitrix7979 Polnireff died in golden win
Holly is the strongest JoJo confirmed
I guess we can say she is Hojo
@@whey8028 How dare you call that wonderful adorable woman a ho
*U n f o r g i v a b l e*
@@neko-kun4356 he didn't mean-
Joseph was wrong. She wasn't too weak to survive her stand...
Her stand was the only thing that was strong enough to kill her. It's the only stand with an A+++ on all stats.
Holly's bizarre adventures
“I told my mom about you and she’s gonna talk to your mom”
Now thats an avengers level threat
Now *hats* an avengers level threat
Edit% oh hey he edited it.
No that’s a god level threat
he’s getting mcdonald’s for kakyoin
kakyoin didn’t die he’s just waiting for his mcdonald’s
How would he digest it if the lower part and all of his innards were missing? Stomach acid would just fall out and burn his body.
😢
He got so hungry he ate the first donut he saw
@@domine2693 yeah, like the eye shading thing when they are being edgy.
He is waiting for donuts
Basically a 17 year old tells 100 years old guy's mom he is bullying him
@17Madla, Jayden omaewa mou shindeiru
Japanese language: Am I a joke to you?
This man: reality is whatever i want it to be
After that Dio returned his blood to Joseph and killed himself *THE END*
*Commits sunbathing*
bruh he didnt steal joseph's blood he was grounded remember.
*Roundabout Plays*
You have four replies and i made it five, you are safe now
H A P P Y E N D
He Used the jostars secret technique
Not many know it
SMOKEY
@@luigirizzo526 LmaOaoao
Long live Joseph
Stand: NIGERUNDAYOOO
stand user: Joseph joestar
Behold, the power of DIO’s mother...
*Karen Brando.*
Lol
Stand name: Za Manager
That’s the most horrible thing to think about
@@JanitorOfTheStrawhats Its a joke bro
Thomas Gray R. Ramos I know
“Instead of running away?”
Jotaro : not like Joseph
Well it is the JOESTAR technique
Nigerundayo...
Jotaro: I'm calling my mom because u wont let me get McDonald's.
Dio: WRYYYYYYYYYY-
These vampires freaking not lettin’ me get my frickin’ McNuggets!
Yare yare daze
he just wanted the nugget
I feel u bro
Yare yare daze that flicking vampire biss won't let u have you're nuggets....
Do you want BBQ sauce? I gonna go buy some now.
"Oh, you're approaching me?"
"No."
*someone cant think that youre approaching them without your permission*
Holly’s powers have been underestimated all this time
Netflix Adaptation Team: *Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!*
“Please leave me alone, or I will tell my mom”
That got me i’m dead
So Jotaro loves mcdonald so much that he decided to work there. Thats explain the reason he became the waiters when Dio and Giorno goes to mcdonald 🤔
Fortnite burgers
Leoraptor21 No
Leoraptor21 ITS KRUSY CRAAAAAAAAB
We really making lore for this huh
Well, we loved big mac too
DIO got sad that Jotaro didn't pay attention to him so he had Giorno take him to McDonald's on a different day.
The storylines... THEY'RE CONNECTING!
Cashier: Oh ho so you're approaching me? Instead of drive thru, you're coming right at me?
Jotaro: I can't eat here without getting close
Cashier: ho ho Then come as close as you would like..
@@GioViDa
*k*
@@fatalos6855 HOOOORYYY SHITTTOOOO
Cheeseburger Cheeseburger Cheeseburger Cheeseburger!!!! And fries!!!! Combo!!!
@@GioViDa k
@@GioViDa k
Jolyne : Wow! you were a Stardust Crusader and saved the world? How did you do it?
Adult Jotaro : Uh.
Me: He asked his mom to revive his mom and ground him for a long time
Jotaro: SHUT UP B)
Jolyne: So basicly gradmother saved the world?
That one meme format
Dio: you can't beat me
Jotaro: I know but she can
Holly: *vento d'oro static and resume*
Dio's Mom: "Act 3! Three Freeze!"
**DIO Gets grounded**
Koichi is girl confirmed?
So Jotaros son is dios mother and not dario?
@@eris2950 nah,dio's mom just got the same stand as koichi
@@kyedeguzman2905
Koichi: so is the same type of stand as my echoes...
Jotaro: I am proud of my ONLY CHILD
Jolyne: am joke for you?
Dio's mom is Jotao's Son?!
STOP IT DIO LET JOTARO EAT
Thanks for the likes everyone! I never thought the comment would get so many on 2 months
0:54
DIO DIO!
Nah
Thousands of Jotaros around *ZA WAURDO* starve everyday. 1 like = McDonald's for a hungry Jotaro :(
Holly: "We need to talk, Mr Dio Brando."
DIO: *gasps in jojo*
“And that how jotaro saved the world”
Me: The stand or the planet?
LOL
Hol up
...yes.
BOTH
Jotaro “wait, Hold on, I need to grab Kakyoin’s McDonald’s food.”
Dio: “Why didn’t you say so, bro? Well just continue this after!”
So are they. "Bros "?
“Despite the fact that
Dio has no mom, he
Did get grounded
For a very long time,
Eventually, he stopped
Thinking.”
Dio did have a mom. She just died.
Holly's stand has the ability to make everything Holly needs to do, if she needs to tell a dead Mother about her son's behavior, her stand resurrect the mother and she grounds her son
@@QuietDuststand user:mom
Stand :extreme mothering
@@synchrolord no. stand : SUPREME EXTREME MOTHERING
@@QuietDust that's why she has vines... She wips the kids's ass for hurting poor little jotaro
"Eventually, he stopped thinking"
That's a good one, nice detail there.
First it was " youre grounded for 100 years for killing your brother and taking his 'sexy bod' or whatever you called it" then its " you need to stop bullying your great great nephew Dio! Thats it! No heaven for you!"
1Z and while your at it take his knifes away
NANI?!
DIO: Haha, little does mom know that I have already started my master plan!
@@badtimeisinevitable9620 Pucci in the back: 'K, I got you bro...
You are grounded grounded grounded
Oh, you're approaching me? Instead of studying for your midterms like you're supposed to?
I can't get to the library without getting closer
After that call from Jotaro holly now is manifesting her stand and manipulating it
“I’m not approaching you. I wanna go toMcDonald’s.”
* proceeds to walk past DIO *
* proceeds to walk past his dying grandfather *
* DIO follows Jotaro to McDonald’s *
Kami Crownos Since this was before having his blood drained, maybe with Hamon Joseph could NIGERUNDAYO to the nearest hospital and get his throat fixed
DIO must have been craving some nuggets too
I just got hungry don't judge me!
I will fight DIO after I eat my McNuggets
This is the fake jotaro.. The real jotaro have a dolphin phone not a regular phone
*lego phone
A dolphone?
Jayraddz
You didn't watched the video in which his old phone was destroyed so buyed a new dolphin phone
me: mom i want Jotaros phone!
Mom: we have Jotaro's phone at home!
Jotaro's phone at home: 0:58
@@justsomeboiwithoutabeard1968 lol
Dios ‘mom’ : YOUR GROUNDED FOR 3000 YEARS
Dio : *puts self in casket to wait*
2 seconds have passed...
@@kymachim6053 2.1 seconds have passed...
@@nathanpixelkid 2.2 seconds have passed...
2.4 seconds have passed...
*Oh yeah yeah* Oh yeah yeah 2.5 seconds have passed...
Holly's manages to control her stand, which allows her to ground literally anyone
Za graunder, stromgest stand
But DIO snuck out and went to his friend Pucci’s house.
Jojo saved the world from the world
Sweet Chilli or maybe the plot twist is jotaro saved dio world from being roasted by the sun
not the world. From ZA WARUDO
Jojo saved Za Warudo from Za Warudo
Well DIo was already grounded under the ocean for a hundred years and he will be grounded again.
Holly literally got out of bed, despite literally being hours away from death, and revived Dio's long dead mother so she could ground him. Yep, that sounds like what a mom would do.
XHomieGreninjaX And when she heard about Kakyoin she contacted his parents and the situation got much worse for DIO after that
1:15
"Eventually, he stopped thinking."
*DIO.exe has stopped working.*
I hate it when some British muscular vampires don't let me eat at Mcdonald's alone.
Dio: Oh, You're running away? Instead of approaching me, you're running away?
Jotaro: N I G E R U N D A Y O
it *runs* in the family ;)
@@macc3731 why
Ah yes the joestar technique
S M O K E Y
N I G E R U N D A Y O,
S M O K E Y!
Jotaro's favorite thing at McDonald's is the fish o fillet
Son Froku not gonna lie those things taste pretty good.
@@theextremelycoolseal2478 Yes. Yes they do
It's nice to run into people of culture such as you two.
@UC7Y4hxbANkAaKxknwnqquag but he loves eating them sea creatures, *if ya know what I'm sayin* ;))
They are good
"im telling"
"SHINE!"
"I am not approaching you, I want to go to mcdonalds"
*MADE MY DAY*
I'd stop thinking too if my nonexisted mom successfully grounded me
Jotaro
* slams on MC Donalds counter *
I want to know what kind of fish u use in "filet o fish"
: Sir , its a trade secr-
Shut up !!! I know u have been using dolphins , making up excuses Every time !! I will end ur road side business !! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You made me imagine "WRYYYYY" in Jotaro's voice somehow. You put something in my head that shouldn't be there.
@@bowldawg4394 weeriaaaaahh
"I want to go to McDonalds"
Alright, this is funny
"Please leave me alone, or I will tell my mom"
Hahaha! This one is really good
"I've told my mom about you
And she is going to talk to your mom"
*laughs in ora's*
When toxic bully have stand and your mum and you have stand too
“Please leave me alone, or i will tell my mom”
Jotaro: my mom will talk to your mom dio.
Jotaro's mom: *dying*
Dio's mom: *died over hundred years ago*
they will talk in the after life
They always have to end with "eventually he stopped thinking" and I love it
*Eventually, DIO stopped thinking.*
Is that a jojo reference ending?
Everybody gangsta till Holly stands up and goes to heaven to tell your mom to ground you
That lego phone case tho. Absolute chad one
I love these so much, I'm doing everything I can to spread these videos to everyone
What I love more is the little storylines people make in the comment and reply sections!
Eventually he stopped thinking
😂😂😂😂😂😂
wait kars m-my lord?
*Walks past DIO*
Dio: Why aren’t you fighting me
Jorato: please leave me alone or I will tell my mom
Dio: nah
I think Google is spying at me because i sure didn’t fill my Home page with JoJo memes
0:43 the way Jotaro just speeds past Dio. He want's his damn McDonalds.
True tho
So that's why I saw Dio and Jotaro while I was on break
The 1 dislike that this video has is from DIO
Now theres 2 and that one is from Diego
Now theres a lot more dislikes so this comment doesent make sense lmao
this is how part 3 should have ended
I thought *Jotaro* grabs the old man and leaves...
_You know, the _*_secret technique_*_ that has passed throughout generations._
As a WEABOO, I can confirm the subtitles are 100% correct.
0:43 I just love how he's just walking past Dio idk why lmao
Same
“Dio did very much get grounded for a very long time.”
What is this, Goanimate?!
But how would Joseph be revived
Don't worry he just chillin
Well think of it
Joseph can use the secret joestars technique and death can't.
**Insert some thinking image here**
NIGERUNDAYO
@@placeholder6621 exactly!
Ever tasted a Big Tasty Bacon from McD? Thats how he gets revived.
"I'm telling my mom avout you!" This was one of the best videos I have seen lol
We all stopped thinking
That's how it went, I remember
The smell of Mcdonalds food brought Kakyoin back to life- right? *right?!*
1.2 million people: INTERESTING.
THE WORLD: THANK YOU JOTARO YOU SAVED ME
JOTARO: HMPHM (FULL MOUNTH OF MCBURGER)
THE WORLD: WHAT?
STAR PLATINUM: HE WANTED SAY ''YOU ARE WELCOME''
mcburguer
BORGOR
Spelling bad
even tho i watched all of jojo and seen every meme, this is the funniest jojo meme imo
My Mom was so over-powered she ended up in an alternative Universe.