Blixa Bargeld is cooking risotto

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  • @iainnb
    @iainnb 11 років тому +635

    close your eyes and listen closely to the spoon hitting the pan, this is actually a neubauten song

  • @simondavis750
    @simondavis750 Рік тому +60

    Its weird though, I never pictured Blixa having to eat. I always assumed he drew sustenance from the screaming chaos of the universe and used it as fuel to make sounds no mortal can fully comprehend.

    • @thunder_heads
      @thunder_heads 7 місяців тому +2

      He makes cooking videos on patreon

  • @floriandel
    @floriandel 9 років тому +350

    Cooking some black risotto on german television - Blixa Bargeld is clearly the king of Goth,

  • @1975hexene
    @1975hexene 11 років тому +407

    Notice how Blixa pauses when asked what memories or events risotto awakens. Clearly, this is a man tortured by a brothy, rice dish-filled past.

    • @Sarah-oj7bh
      @Sarah-oj7bh 2 роки тому +7

      He has such a polite way of sidestepping the question.

    • @carinearoyan3825
      @carinearoyan3825 Рік тому +16

      I am laughing like an idiot 9 years after you made this comment. Thank you :)

    • @RayZappa
      @RayZappa Рік тому +6

      there's not a grain of truth to those rice rumours

    • @elektrozil9728
      @elektrozil9728 Рік тому +11

      Tabula Rissoto

  • @lindsaywheelock9239
    @lindsaywheelock9239 11 років тому +289

    Blixa points out 2 important, lesser known rules: 1:Risotto must match your outfit. 2: Always place the un-engaged hand in your pocket while stirring.

  • @Ratmus1
    @Ratmus1 11 років тому +447

    Father why are all the onions weeping?

    • @Dean4471
      @Dean4471 4 роки тому +137

      They are merely frying, son.

    • @alpcan1212
      @alpcan1212 3 роки тому +31

      @@Dean4471 Oh, are they merely frying, father?

    • @cygmusmandulis7533
      @cygmusmandulis7533 2 роки тому +14

      @@alpcan1212
      yes,
      true weeping is yet
      to come

    • @laurenceegan6136
      @laurenceegan6136 2 роки тому +12

      But they won't be weeping long.

  • @johnbracher158
    @johnbracher158 4 роки тому +214

    ...on next week's show, Nick Cave will be here showing us how to re-tile your bathroom...

    • @emilypoore4787
      @emilypoore4787 4 роки тому +5

      Dammit, can only give one thumbs up

    • @ruthcrowley1377
      @ruthcrowley1377 Рік тому +5

      2 years late. Funny funny :)

    • @RWAY-hm8gj
      @RWAY-hm8gj Рік тому +10

      Changing your spark plugs with Marc Almond and Jim Thirlwell teaching you how to make your own homemade scented candles.

    • @keineahnung5466
      @keineahnung5466 Рік тому +4

      Whether black tiles in the bathroom really look good?

    • @girlfriendisbetter
      @girlfriendisbetter Рік тому

      Next Thursday evening Kate Bush joins us from Sussex where she has surprised her neighbours with her adeptness at grouting.

  • @vickydebr
    @vickydebr 11 років тому +93

    Cooking black food, waring a sharp suit and keeping one hand in your pocket: COOL.

  • @bawbomb
    @bawbomb 11 років тому +69

    i couldnt even focus on the subtitles because blixa's so cute

  • @BallooneyToons
    @BallooneyToons 5 років тому +71

    Ya know Blixa made it big time when we watch him cook risotto

    • @stobbi38
      @stobbi38 Рік тому +5

      Yeah, it's like that video of Paul McCartney making mashed potatoes

  • @bbanzai444
    @bbanzai444 11 років тому +67

    Just stumbled across this. Just wanted to say that this, alone, a justifies the existence of the internet...

  • @CrushOnPixels
    @CrushOnPixels 8 років тому +84

    This is the most rock n' roll cooking program I have ever seen.

  • @sergiocruzflores6590
    @sergiocruzflores6590 6 років тому +101

    The video of David Lynch making quinoa sent me here. I hope there's one of John Balance making gingerbread up next.

    • @fotoautomatmusic
      @fotoautomatmusic 6 років тому +15

      I saw that a Cpl weeks back, so fucking funny. Then I stumbled on this today and thought - wtf - is there some underground cooking channel going on I should know about...

    • @ladyi7609
      @ladyi7609 6 років тому +17

      If I ever find a video of Peter Murphy making a tagine or shawarma, that would round off the playlist just perfectly.

  • @Chainsawctopus
    @Chainsawctopus 8 років тому +138

    that's some seriously goth risotto, blixa. nice. god, you are hot.

  • @annade4532
    @annade4532 9 років тому +122

    I notice that so many people developed quite an obsession for this man, I wonder what he's thinking about it. there's some vanity in him, I can feel it, but also some humbleness

    • @PolarBear-rc4ks
      @PolarBear-rc4ks 3 роки тому +4

      I mean that's just people tbf. We all obsess over something, whether it's a person or thing!

    • @AM-sw9di
      @AM-sw9di 2 роки тому +28

      He's quite egocentric and can come across as arrogant, and cares a lot about how others see him, although I really think it's a cover for shyness and anxiety. Usually he's quite defensive in interviews, but he rarely holds eye contact and I think he finds small talk or shallow subjects quite tedious stressful. I used to be absolutely obsessed with him, though years later I've gotten back into his music and watching interviews, he's an interesting person who thinks a lot about stuff to the point where it can sound a bit abstract or detached from reality, but I think he's an interesting person. I noticed here the chef was very gentle, and I didn't see that usual defensiveness at all here which sort of backs up my theory that he is actually very shy or socially anxious.

    • @tinkaward6921
      @tinkaward6921 2 роки тому +15

      @@AM-sw9di That was one of Alfred Biolek's great strengths: he always adjusted to the person he was talking to, gave him his space and was courteous and polite.

    • @PatientenO.T.
      @PatientenO.T. Рік тому +6

      He’s worth the devotion. He’s one of the great musicians of our age. He is extremely kind and open with his fans as well since he’s matured.

    • @joachimdubischar2701
      @joachimdubischar2701 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@AM-sw9dilol no, my best friends aunt was affiliated with the neubauten and blixa was a huge asshole, he doesnt just come off as egocentric and arrogant, he is the epitomy of ego and arrogance
      also fuck insecurities, without insecurities there arent any securities either, if anyone was truly free psychologically they would just dissolve lol

  • @nanetteroeland7847
    @nanetteroeland7847 2 роки тому +15

    I watched Blixa Bargeld play amplified power tools in the desert. His talent and depth is mesmerizing.

  • @DyllanBakker
    @DyllanBakker 6 років тому +30

    " im black all over, thank you" i say the same thing whenever i finish a neubauten song

  • @splodgenoodles
    @splodgenoodles 11 років тому +30

    Blixa you can cook in my kitchen anyday.

  • @Becky81
    @Becky81 9 років тому +63

    They absolutely need to do a whole series. Even 20 years or so later. And they should of course only be allowed to cook black coloured food.

  • @rollogurzel
    @rollogurzel Рік тому +7

    "the tasting tongue and the speaking tongue exclude each other" BRILLIANT

  • @strange.fields
    @strange.fields 10 років тому +83

    the luckiest calamari that ever lived

  • @abbey7671
    @abbey7671 4 роки тому +10

    I feel like I've just seen something forbidden

  • @formerunsecretarybankimoon8627
    @formerunsecretarybankimoon8627 2 роки тому +7

    i mean, blixa certainly is accustomed to pots and pans……..

  • @ixkey
    @ixkey 9 років тому +29

    Cooking with Blixa Bargeld is one of th coolest things!

  • @hillloguz5810
    @hillloguz5810 4 роки тому +32

    How is It possible to be so fucking cool? How do I manage to look like that while cooking?

  • @lisamanic4822
    @lisamanic4822 3 роки тому +13

    Blixa truly is a sweet man.

  • @grahamkakerel4183
    @grahamkakerel4183 5 років тому +11

    this is what I watch at 1 am

  • @KeepMinskWeird
    @KeepMinskWeird 6 років тому +29

    I dunno how many times I've watched this one.

  • @HermanWaldorf
    @HermanWaldorf 5 років тому +22

    as an Italian, I can certify Blixa has class

  • @crapitoutjim
    @crapitoutjim 2 роки тому +12

    I remember watching this episode with Blixa and Alfred when I lived in Munich in the 90s. Biolek was a fantastic cook and host. Thanks for posting.

    • @keineahnung5466
      @keineahnung5466 Рік тому +1

      Yes me too, I found Biolek cooking actually dull, but the show with Blixa was great. But you must not forget what Biolek has done such great things in his life, Monty Python in German, etc..

  • @LauchansChrome
    @LauchansChrome 3 роки тому +6

    I guess that Blixa also drenched himself into calamari ink up to the neck

  • @satori4183
    @satori4183 4 роки тому +26

    Love this! Now I want to see Andrew Eldrich make an omelette and PJ Harvey make Lobster Thermidor

  • @ChiaraZecchetto
    @ChiaraZecchetto 9 років тому +109

    The real title of this video "Watch it and get pregnant!"

    • @ladyi7609
      @ladyi7609 5 років тому +7

      Every time I watch this video I come. #TMI

    • @cosimavonliebenau8317
      @cosimavonliebenau8317 4 роки тому +2

      Hehe, mit links rühren, die rechte in der hosentasche.

  • @mehua
    @mehua 7 років тому +40

    still the best video on youtube.

  • @radioactivecandy2034
    @radioactivecandy2034 7 років тому +33

    Honestly I just don't even know anymore

  • @3lektro8izarre_OG
    @3lektro8izarre_OG 4 роки тому +9

    The Interim Risotto.

  • @kelloxstehtimwald3968
    @kelloxstehtimwald3968 7 років тому +28

    sein sprachstil ist phänomenal

  • @troygaspard6732
    @troygaspard6732 2 роки тому +5

    he looks good here, super relaxed.

  • @ahhhlindsanityyy
    @ahhhlindsanityyy 2 роки тому +7

    i bought a ceramic knife because of this video 🖤

  • @giorgilatsuzbaia7990
    @giorgilatsuzbaia7990 8 років тому +227

    Why this is not on pornhub

    • @angelicank13
      @angelicank13 7 років тому +3

      Exactly!

    • @ladyi7609
      @ladyi7609 7 років тому +14

      Syd Barrett IKR?? Gentlemen, if you model yourself after Blixa in this clip, that would certainly give lady boners to the right women. **sigh**

    • @ameliamyy
      @ameliamyy 7 років тому +12

      or just normal boners to guys

    • @QueenConsternation
      @QueenConsternation 6 років тому +13

      I prefer it here. If my husband thinks im just learning German by looking up recipes he'll get less jealous.

    • @superlogico8260
      @superlogico8260 6 років тому +2

      best. comment. ever.

  • @svobodnayakassa5760
    @svobodnayakassa5760 5 років тому +24

    goth juice (made of robert smith's tears) should be added to this risotto

  • @bierdlll
    @bierdlll 4 роки тому +7

    Liked this even before watching.

  • @pavlik77
    @pavlik77 11 років тому +16

    You will find me if you want me in the rice fieldk, unless it's pouring down with rain...

  • @TravisAustin
    @TravisAustin 9 років тому +23

    This may seem monotonous, but I'd love to see the entire recording.

    • @drzeworyj
      @drzeworyj 2 роки тому +1

      it's still pretty lively as for German TV standards

  • @l.schroder4019
    @l.schroder4019 8 років тому +41

    Hahaha, Keramikmesser! Schon immer Avantgarde.

  • @stacyblue1980
    @stacyblue1980 4 роки тому +8

    The man knows his calamari. Meeeowwwww! But seriously- this is great. Love always Blixa♥

  • @MizMollz
    @MizMollz 8 років тому +20

    I'm having such a good time

  • @mavericdragon
    @mavericdragon 11 років тому +9

    Blixa's next book..."Plate Cleaner"

  • @Rottenriguez
    @Rottenriguez 12 років тому +20

    He's so calm and confident. Blixa = so very sexy. Xx

  • @sunwiitch
    @sunwiitch 11 років тому +15

    i love the shit they talk about in this video
    i didnt realize it when i first watched this but i've taken a lot of this shit to heart since
    for one thing, dont press garlic yr gonna saute (he's entirely right about this), but more importantly, understanding how memory plays into "taste" (in almost every sense of the word) is incredibly important
    prepping a meal with blixa bargeld would be a fucking fantastic experience imo

  • @ambientcarnage
    @ambientcarnage 11 років тому +9

    I love the fact that this video exists. HAHAHA...

  • @Papillonidae
    @Papillonidae 10 місяців тому +1

    🎵You can find me if you want me in the kitchen, unless it's pouring down with rain🎵

  • @misterfrank8202
    @misterfrank8202 11 років тому +14

    I wish this would be your colour.

  • @stunhabterm
    @stunhabterm 11 років тому +8

    Blixa giving off a really un-blixaistic(?) smile... my world is upside down...

  • @perjetesi2811
    @perjetesi2811 8 років тому +31

    Futter mein ego!

  • @grimtim5756
    @grimtim5756 5 років тому +6

    Goodness me, it's Blixa waggling a spoon.

  • @lachechi1816
    @lachechi1816 5 років тому +5

    Qué guapo este hombre. Nunca dejaré de admirar su belleza, su locura, su talento. Ahora está gordo, robusto y más viejo, pero está como el buen vino.

  • @jackspruceiii3920
    @jackspruceiii3920 Рік тому +1

    Biolek MEETS Blixa ... I actually like this as much as my favorite film "The WOLFMAN meets FRANKENSTEIN" ... I ♥ Blixa ... Platonically, Musically, and now CULINARILY !!! ... what more can one admire in a role model ???

  • @kortexsirvasil
    @kortexsirvasil 11 років тому +9

    This makes me laugh much more than it has any right to.

  • @cowboystitching
    @cowboystitching 12 років тому +2

    Always wanted to see this, thanks!

  • @ulilulable
    @ulilulable 11 років тому +6

    "Children usually don't have a specific taste..." I wonder what's in that risotto...

  • @lewis1902
    @lewis1902 4 роки тому +4

    It clearly wouldn't be an issue if he got any of that squid ink on his outfit.

  • @DerEchteBold
    @DerEchteBold 11 років тому +6

    It first aired on April 23 1995.

  • @djudpl
    @djudpl 11 років тому +7

    this is the best thing ever.

  • @jacintoossatur
    @jacintoossatur 9 років тому +10

    This is so sweet!!lol

  • @Vinyl_Maven
    @Vinyl_Maven 3 роки тому +5

    I'm enjoying this cooking lesson on Blixa's 62nd birthday. Wonder if his cake was black... 🖤

  • @lisasnowe7342
    @lisasnowe7342 11 років тому +7

    as malevich's square.

  • @InstallaFriend
    @InstallaFriend Рік тому +2

    I have hitherto never been so captivated watching risotto being made.

  • @pionalu2
    @pionalu2 12 років тому +1

    It's like watching a really good cooking show. I was feeling quite full before this, now I'm feeling hungry. Plus, the risotto matches Blixa's outfit. Awesome.

  • @user-ll7pq8sv9c
    @user-ll7pq8sv9c 4 роки тому +19

    Yes but can someone explain me why was he cooking risotto in a tv program?

    • @Sarah-oj7bh
      @Sarah-oj7bh 2 роки тому +6

      It's a show from the 90s where the host used to cook and talk with celebrities. Quite successful at the time.

    • @PatientenO.T.
      @PatientenO.T. 11 місяців тому

      Because he could. He was already an accomplished cook at this young age.

  • @plunkshop6463
    @plunkshop6463 9 років тому +4

    Sort of love this.

  • @ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293

    The video I had no idea I wanted to see so badly. A created need, fulfilled in one economical action-- thanks for the Very Meta upload. 🙃😂😋👍

  • @KommissarBoelles
    @KommissarBoelles 12 років тому +3

    That's the weirdest looking meal I've ever seen.
    Love it!

  • @TarzansMom
    @TarzansMom 12 років тому +4

    Wow! When was this shot? It's amazing to see Blixa cooking. I love the tone and timber of his voice when he's talking about food and cooking here.

  • @juliansilva528
    @juliansilva528 10 років тому +6

    dat voice tho.

  • @elizabethwilmot556
    @elizabethwilmot556 3 роки тому +5

    Blixa is HOT!

  • @stinkypanda77
    @stinkypanda77 10 років тому +31

    of course the risotto is black! Lol

  • @mukkotan
    @mukkotan 3 роки тому

    これ見たかったやつー!
    ありがとうございます

  • @xGothicButterflyx
    @xGothicButterflyx 11 років тому +5

    mmmm yummie!!! and i m talking about Blixa hahaha.

  • @chrisandersen5635
    @chrisandersen5635 11 років тому +2

    Great! This somehow reminded me of the wine tasting webcast Neubauten did which eventually became the 8th Musterhaus. Blixa is definitely a foodie and a wine buff as am I. Now I want to cook something.

  • @sciencemaners
    @sciencemaners 12 років тому +4

    He hardly seems bored (at least not in German).

  • @growskull
    @growskull Рік тому +1

    genesis p-orridge makes porridge

  • @LARPingRealLife
    @LARPingRealLife 11 років тому +1

    This is fascinating. It looks amazing...and terrifying!

  • @roxyagogo0810
    @roxyagogo0810 8 років тому +4

    Aw this is surreal...

  • @italorama6992
    @italorama6992 7 років тому +3

    Alla fine del video, il conduttore si pulisce la bocca con le mani. Tipica classe teutonica!

  • @andrashajdu2425
    @andrashajdu2425 2 роки тому

    This reminded me of Teleshop, especially the part about the ceramic knife.

  • @MUPJC
    @MUPJC 11 років тому

    I remember seeing this in the original broadcast. sepia with its ink....... delicious. often cooked in mediterranean countries, mainly the coastal regions.

  • @sergwiesen8563
    @sergwiesen8563 9 місяців тому

    a typical day in german television

  • @highhi11
    @highhi11 11 років тому +2

    "Uhnd I gdarnish mit dezpair!"

  • @gregbenjamin3872
    @gregbenjamin3872 8 років тому +4

    thank you SO MUCH for posting this! bouncing my love off the full moon right now to you and all of us on the planet and beyond... and now i want some risotto... is Blixa using black rice or is the dish black from squid ink? viele danke! many thanks!

    • @MakiBargeld
      @MakiBargeld 8 років тому +2

      normal rice with ink added.

  • @bille77
    @bille77 9 років тому +4

    Ceramic Knife for 200 Deutsche Mark. Lol!

    • @cuntinakia8122
      @cuntinakia8122 9 років тому +6

      kriegste heute im Aldi für ca. 4 €uronen

  • @labotamysausagedog
    @labotamysausagedog 11 років тому

    If you search for The Nomi Song Documentary you'll find a complete upload of a fascinating documentary about Klaus (the 3rd video down) and it includes this clip of him on some cooking show, as well as a fascinating portait of this offbeat personality who tragically died all too young.

  • @k0tenych
    @k0tenych 11 років тому +2

    i love blixa

  • @michaeljans5382
    @michaeljans5382 Рік тому +1

    ein gutes Katerfrühstück :)

  • @kvass679
    @kvass679 2 роки тому +2

    mein gott he is extremely beautiful

  • @HeavyMusicArtwork
    @HeavyMusicArtwork 11 років тому +2

    Ceramic knife?! Only he could come up with that on a cooking show

  • @curbboy
    @curbboy 6 років тому +1

    Pulls your mind in different directions at once.Hmmm....

  • @kylianFox
    @kylianFox 11 років тому

    Where can I find that ? Sounds amazing

  • @labotamysausagedog
    @labotamysausagedog 11 років тому +2

    Well then obviously you never saw Klaus Nomi make his desserts (I am a bigger fan of Blix but, it was just so surreal watching Nomi showing off the desserts he made, while in full makeup).

    • @ladyi7609
      @ladyi7609 7 років тому

      labotamysausagedog Klaus Nomi was a successful baker before getting into the music business, though. He was "discovered" when his reputation for singing beautifully as he baked became widespread.

  • @maillounet
    @maillounet 10 років тому +1

    surrealist !!!