Total War: Rome II Angry Review

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  • @rainthegenericname_7131
    @rainthegenericname_7131 8 років тому +6553

    Rome wasn't patched in a day.

    • @mvenezian9705
      @mvenezian9705 8 років тому +36

      +rainius byzantinus_ (RainTheRobloxian) total war rome 2 NOW is by far my favorite game in the series right after total war rome 1 (i played every total war expect empire and shogun 1 medieval 1)

    • @rainthegenericname_7131
      @rainthegenericname_7131 8 років тому +81

      max venezian I would agree with you. I'd say Rome II is a lot better than what it was at launch, but I wouldnt consider it the *best*

    • @mvenezian9705
      @mvenezian9705 8 років тому +5

      rainius byzantinus_ (RainTheRobloxian) definitely not the best, but in my opinion its right after total war Rome 1 and barbarian invasion

    • @rainthegenericname_7131
      @rainthegenericname_7131 8 років тому +4

      max venezian I would replace Barbarian Invasion with Medieval II, but yes, I agree.

    • @thespyfromtf2133
      @thespyfromtf2133 8 років тому +5

      +max venezian YOU GOT A PLAY MEDIEVAL 1

  • @omgthisnamedosentfi6450
    @omgthisnamedosentfi6450 9 років тому +2411

    The fans are wavering!
    Our fans leave the field of battle! This is a shameful display!

    • @Lalle524
      @Lalle524 9 років тому +4

      Harry arthur damît arthur

    • @netweed09
      @netweed09 9 років тому +15

      Harry arthur But the greed is forever strengthening, as 1 blockbuster drops after the next before our wallets. I feel the big companies are just way too powerful now to give 2 bedsheets anymore to whatever's at stake .

    • @matthewlinus4691
      @matthewlinus4691 9 років тому +60

      Harry arthur *Shamefur Dishpray

    • @smithkid1997
      @smithkid1997 9 років тому +1

      +Harry arthur i just bought the game today, and i dont know if it has changed but it feels like it, the ai dont seem too stupid i am stressed out in every battle. Im also only playing on medium. Its fun and im enjoying it more than i enjoyed shogun. Just my 2 cents

    • @randall172
      @randall172 9 років тому +4

      +Harry arthur TO THE HILLS!!

  • @signas501
    @signas501 3 роки тому +523

    It really sucks to see the wave of copyrights hit this video, especially since this was one of my all time favorite videos of Angry Joe's. And now the audio in the beginning is borked.

    • @Reawer
      @Reawer 2 роки тому +27

      not only the beginning, and most of the music is cut out

    • @leightonrud66
      @leightonrud66 2 роки тому +3

      Homie its 8 years old you're late

    • @signas501
      @signas501 2 роки тому

      @@leightonrud66 The copyright issue is a recent problem actually. The video originally didn't sound so low, then fuck you in the ears.

    • @epicrotfl7017
      @epicrotfl7017 2 роки тому +24

      There was a song in the glitch montage that’s lived in my head for years and I don’t know if I’ll ever hear it again because of the copyright claims.

    • @Aethryx
      @Aethryx 2 роки тому +19

      @@epicrotfl7017 It's the sandworm music from the old Dune movie

  • @richardlew3667
    @richardlew3667 7 років тому +835

    The Romans' response would be to crucify the developers

    • @arthurmorgan1960
      @arthurmorgan1960 6 років тому +33

      or throw them to the lions

    • @kingofgondor13
      @kingofgondor13 5 років тому +8

      Maybe later in their history but this is supposed to be like 500 BCE where they were more likely to throw you to an animal or put you in a gladiator battle or make you a slave for the rest for your life
      Curicification came about 300 years later

    • @jxavi8142
      @jxavi8142 5 років тому +12

      Joe doesn't shit on the developers he shits on corporate fuckheads and those who make the big decisions.

    • @Heathcz
      @Heathcz 4 роки тому +2

      why devs? crucify the managers

    • @Wilk111
      @Wilk111 4 роки тому +2

      I dont think its developers fault. Its more higher ups I guess.

  • @redcardinalist
    @redcardinalist 9 років тому +1421

    Another good reason not to pre-order games...

    • @davevd9944
      @davevd9944 9 років тому +15

      +redcardinalist yup and what do they against this ...... take away core factions unless you Pre-order

    • @antitroller101
      @antitroller101 9 років тому +6

      +Dave Vd crafty bastards, they ain't dumb they know how to overcome customer made resistance

    • @davevd9944
      @davevd9944 9 років тому +14

      antitroller101 make a good product at launch and people wouldn't resist glad i never bought this game those freaking glitchy faces scare the crap outa me

    • @DragunovSniperElite
      @DragunovSniperElite 9 років тому +2

      +Dave Vd thats why u say fuck u and pirate that shit with everything in it....if that piece of shit is worth pirating in the first place

    • @redcardinalist
      @redcardinalist 9 років тому

      *****
      Well usually they add a bribe by giving extra stuff in the game that's only available if you pre-order. Things that should of course be available to everyone who buys the game, not just pre-orders. (One of Angry Joe's points here is that they've made this extra stuff so why is it not in the game for everyone?)

  • @toshineon
    @toshineon 10 років тому +499

    The AI in this game is so advanced that it's become self-aware and does not want to play the game.

    • @felathar1985
      @felathar1985 10 років тому +15

      ahahahaha that explains it.

    • @loganchase4371
      @loganchase4371 10 років тому +15

      It's resisting! Kill it before it founds Skynet!

    • @marbzirc376
      @marbzirc376 4 роки тому +1

      Jeezus.. I have noodles coming out of my nose because of this.

    • @KizaruB
      @KizaruB 4 роки тому

      That sounds like what Joe said in his FO76 review

    • @UglyJaguar
      @UglyJaguar 2 роки тому

      @@marbzirc376 😂😂😂😂

  • @datemasamune2904
    @datemasamune2904 8 років тому +686

    Reasons I watch Angry Joe
    10% of the time - to see whether the game is good or worth getting
    90% of the time - to see whether or not he explodes with anger.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 7 років тому +8

      For me, its the other way around.

    • @dyfuh8523
      @dyfuh8523 7 років тому +10

      Date Masamune Agreed

    • @Anijah2001
      @Anijah2001 7 років тому +6

      Date Masamune so true

    • @fishdisher9564
      @fishdisher9564 7 років тому +3

      80% where he doesnt

    • @joecommoner669
      @joecommoner669 7 років тому +7

      Date Masamune you know it when he starts with "you FUCKED IT UP!"

  • @diegorojas2049
    @diegorojas2049 5 років тому +151

    To anyone wondering why the audio problems: for the longest time, the video sounded like normal, but because it had a few instances in which Joe uses music, this, along many other of his reviews had to remove it. I assume in this one in particular, something happened with the editing that made the audio spike when Joe talks louder.

    • @MumRah357
      @MumRah357 5 років тому +20

      2:56 for improved audio

  • @AlecSK27
    @AlecSK27 8 років тому +1532

    *Me* -- (randomly skips forward to 1:11)
    *AngryJoe* -- Now go.! Get out of here.! Leave.!
    *Me* -- Oh...o-ok :(

    • @卂丂千
      @卂丂千 8 років тому +16

      AlecSK27 lol

    • @thesupersonicstig
      @thesupersonicstig 8 років тому +152

      AlecSK27 Joe gets angry when you skip his videos.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 8 років тому +5

      thesupersonicstig xD

    • @arthurmorgan1960
      @arthurmorgan1960 7 років тому +22

      NO NO COME BACK COMEE BAAAACK :(

    • @sev343
      @sev343 7 років тому +10

      I love this comment section. I wish this comment section still alive

  • @andrerobinson3233
    @andrerobinson3233 9 років тому +242

    I do not believe that this video needs an update. Joe says near the end of the review that the game will get better with patches but argues that what s important is its state at release as it shows how the consumer has been betrayed.

    • @jamessalvatore7054
      @jamessalvatore7054 9 років тому +17

      +andre robinson I just reinstalled it. Its still shit. Just less bugs. Crap AI. Crap pathfinding. Silly usage of siege vehicles without proper animations. Garbage collision. Christ the list goes on and Im not even gonna bother. Game was shit back in 2013 and its still shit now in late 2015. And based on my experience with Atilla its the same damn thing there. I PRAY... that Warhammer wont be like this.

    • @andrerobinson3233
      @andrerobinson3233 9 років тому +2

      Pat Bateman the chaos dlc thing is no confidence boost though.

    • @jamessalvatore7054
      @jamessalvatore7054 9 років тому

      +andre robinson Indeed. But shitty DLC practise and more aside. I just for once hope that warhammer will actually be a good game. Functional at release. Hah. Which is like... the most basic thing we should expact but yea.
      Crossing fingers.

    • @andrerobinson3233
      @andrerobinson3233 9 років тому

      Pat Bateman Atilla was bad too?

    • @jamessalvatore7054
      @jamessalvatore7054 9 років тому +1

      +andre robinson Thats the thing, sir.
      Atilla is basically Rome 2 if it functioned from the start. Well..Not really but.. Sorta Thats really it. The AI is only a BIT improved which is no surprise since Julian Mckinlay helped work on it after we all screamed out for him to be fired due to creating the ungodly AI of Rome 2 on release and thereafter. But that aside. Atilla looks as bleak as Rome 2 does minus a few visual upgrades but other than having a few extra features and graphical improvements if you can even go that far to say that... Atilla doesn't offer anything else. Unit rosters are lacluster. DLC hording equivalent to Rome 2.Same unit animations. Same pretty much everything.
      hah. basically what Im trying to say. Atilla is NOT a standalone game. Atilla should have been a 20-30 dollar expac for Rome 2 because do NOT let the title fool you.
      Atilla...IS rome 2 with a paintjob and a few tweaks. Dont be fooled by dev interviews or fanboys. I played for hours and I know what I saw.
      Its ROme 2 carried into a new game. AI has a few improvements. Nothing mind blowing. Collision sucks still. pathfinding continues to amaze... negatively. The shit engine makes the game look bleak and as if it was in early access unlike prior games and then of course the actual unit movement... which pretty much adds up with what Joe said here. Units are floating all over the map. No guard mode STILL.
      Hah. Man...I could go on and on and thats because Atilla is Rome 2 with all its crap plus a few features we DEMANDED to be implemented in rome 2...but never got. Go figure.
      Man. If you want to play a good game this period. Buy rome 1 with mods or medieval total war with all its amazing mods. TRUST ME, man. Those two games and all the modding community have done for them...ARE...the better games. Stay away from this. Its doesn't matter what mods you install for this. because you will never be able to shake your feeling that something in Atilla and Rome 2 is just wrong. No graphical, AI or unit visual improvement mods can fix that.
      You can find MUCH better games, man. Unless you can buy Rome and atilla at a 75 % discount or MORE. Dont.... spend the money. Its just not worth it let alone NOT worth you wasting your life playing a game CA and Sega dedicated ZERO love and effort to.
      Pardon the wall of text but you simply cannot elaborate on this situation properly without explaining this in detail.

  • @TacticalProjectGaming
    @TacticalProjectGaming 8 років тому +1274

    Haha that face bug still exists in 2016...

    • @BankaHok15
      @BankaHok15 8 років тому +8

      "You look ugly", just a bit....That's what you prove right now.

    • @XKCDism
      @XKCDism 8 років тому +33

      "Whats Wrong with your faceeeeeee"

    • @Johannes_Piotr
      @Johannes_Piotr 8 років тому +8

      It happens when you are not close enough to the unit. Everything gets more detailed when you get close with the camera. The problem with the release was, that some units didn't get more detailed, but right now I played 900 hours Rome 2, mostly Multiplayer, on medium settings and it never happens.

    • @shrimp3rjr413
      @shrimp3rjr413 7 років тому +48

      #myfaceistired

    • @marcelob.678
      @marcelob.678 7 років тому +5

      Tactical Project *2017

  • @hyper_5pace902
    @hyper_5pace902 6 років тому +589

    Nearly 5 years later and this is still the greatest AngryJoe review of all time.

    • @fragglefknrock7568
      @fragglefknrock7568 5 років тому +9

      With shit audio in the beginning ehh he has better videos with much better longer skitz too.

    • @NotEvenDeathCanSaveU
      @NotEvenDeathCanSaveU 5 років тому +3

      Lol dude nah.. Watch those Gerry Buckets mentioned here.. My fav is mindjack :P

    • @hyper_5pace902
      @hyper_5pace902 5 років тому +28

      @@fragglefknrock7568 The shit audio in the beginning wasn't there before, probably a copyright problem.

    • @hyper_5pace902
      @hyper_5pace902 5 років тому +2

      @Gerry Buckets They had more funny one liners to them (Godzilla as well) but none of them have the same personal drive to them that the review to Rome 2 has.

    • @narxes
      @narxes 4 роки тому +3

      Man did you even watch the Ride to hell review

  • @raptor4211
    @raptor4211 8 років тому +175

    "Because fuck you give me money", best quote said by EA

  • @happypenguin369
    @happypenguin369 8 років тому +706

    2:25 The ship is trying to escape from this game

  • @NemesisMarine01
    @NemesisMarine01 9 років тому +402

    Medieval 2. Total war is my favourite. I still play it now.

    • @joelowso1597
      @joelowso1597 9 років тому +27

      Totally agree with you, thr game felt right. And the combat was amazing.

    • @silentecho92able
      @silentecho92able 9 років тому +1

      Joe Lowso It was bit more easier to play, not that im complaining on rome 2 or the one just both Rome attila it's hard, challenging, an awesome, but at times managing your nation could be a bore at times, an confusing when you play the game for the first time.
      It's no shogun i can tell you that. The assassination, sabotage cut-scenes, removed which is a waste, cause i like spies an assassins scenes were if it's a fail or not.
      But i must admit Attila is a bit more better, in a sense.

    • @HarhanDerMann
      @HarhanDerMann 9 років тому

      Greg Harris I love medieval 2 too but I like Rome Total war the same!

    • @chickenbill4101
      @chickenbill4101 9 років тому

      Greg Harris It's my favorite too

    • @SupremeCommanderBaiser
      @SupremeCommanderBaiser 9 років тому

      Greg Harris Me too. The game is so much fun

  • @kaisermoneybags4450
    @kaisermoneybags4450 6 років тому +426

    "Et tu, Joe?" -Otherus Joeus Caesar

    • @james9242
      @james9242 4 роки тому +10

      that means "even you, joe?", its another version of what caesar said when brutus killed him with a knife.

    • @reasonjefferey4644
      @reasonjefferey4644 4 роки тому +12

      James thanks for that, it only ruined the joke a lil bit.

    • @efesezer8206
      @efesezer8206 4 роки тому +5

      @@james9242 we all know you fuck. must be fun at parties.

    • @james9242
      @james9242 4 роки тому +8

      @@efesezer8206 Your insult "must be fun at parties" has been used so many times to the point where I'll take it as polite criticism.

    • @roland3263
      @roland3263 4 роки тому +7

      @@efesezer8206 That was really uncalled for. I didn't see anything wrong with his comment.

  • @RedDevilGaming9
    @RedDevilGaming9 8 років тому +1938

    And... the AI programmer got fired.

    • @jamessalvatore7054
      @jamessalvatore7054 8 років тому +265

      +SlayerXtR Horror Gaming Then he got brought back for Attilla.
      Because of course he did... CA...

    • @RedDevilGaming9
      @RedDevilGaming9 8 років тому +15

      Pat Bateman lol

    • @thespyfromtf2133
      @thespyfromtf2133 8 років тому +29

      +SlayerXtR Horror Gaming or promoted , who knoews WITH CAPITAN CUCU BANANAS IN CHARGE ANITING CAN BE DONE BY CA AND SEGA

    • @RedDevilGaming9
      @RedDevilGaming9 8 років тому

      Haha

    • @thespyfromtf2133
      @thespyfromtf2133 8 років тому +11

      SlayerXtR Horror Gaming i mean there was Stupid AI and then was Empire AI / THEN IT WAS EMPIRE AI AND ROME 2 TOTAL WAR

  • @Velociter
    @Velociter 8 років тому +422

    The boat is sailing on land. xD That's hilarious! What fucking mess.

  • @thesuicidekitten11
    @thesuicidekitten11 9 років тому +79

    when Joe says "YOU DONE FUCKED IT UP!" you know that he's going to roast the game

  • @tvnetworks6610
    @tvnetworks6610 5 років тому +806

    2019. Is his audio broken?

    • @murutattack
      @murutattack 5 років тому +64

      broken only on early video

    • @sarnem5330
      @sarnem5330 5 років тому +42

      @@murutattack Awesome, thought my speakers were bust

    • @Cowboygineer
      @Cowboygineer 5 років тому +131

      @@murutattack I'm guessing it's because the music he used early in the video got copyrighted so he had to edit it out. Either that or UA-cam is just an asshole.

    • @Nohea66
      @Nohea66 5 років тому +14

      @@sarnem5330 ok good I thought my phone was glitching out

    • @masonerle9896
      @masonerle9896 5 років тому

      Shame. Good I thought it was on my end.

  • @toxicongaming2870
    @toxicongaming2870 10 років тому +574

    You better do an Attilia Review

    • @ramsaysnow9196
      @ramsaysnow9196 10 років тому +29

      ATTILA IS SHIT just as rome 2 units behave like in stronghold blob total war

    • @gertvandenberghe5914
      @gertvandenberghe5914 10 років тому +40

      Ramsay Snow
      whaaaaaaat is way much better compared to rome 2

    • @ramsaysnow9196
      @ramsaysnow9196 10 років тому +15

      gert Van den Berghe much beter than prepatch rome 2 but nothing rely diferent than rome 2 empire edition i think,i dont know i liked med 2 more

    • @gertvandenberghe5914
      @gertvandenberghe5914 10 років тому +4

      Ramsay Snow
      i guess that it will become even better witch patches

    • @wallhackergotdammit
      @wallhackergotdammit 9 років тому +15

      It was okay. But I fucking HATE the day one DLC bullshit.

  • @JaitsuStudios
    @JaitsuStudios 10 років тому +86

    "patches have made it a lot better!" thats not the fuckin point! NO developer should ever have the balls to release a game in the state this was released in, EVER. Patches are necessary, but when a company says to themselves "oh just release it. we'll use patches and eventually it'll be in a decent working condition" needs to take a long hard fucking look at their game practices.
    People need to stop forgiving this lazy practice because it only tells the developers and publishers they can get away with it. It's your money, so you must demand the best for it. If a game is released in a state where the last game is both more fun and works better (as Shogun 2 did) then there is a bloody problem.
    The game has been patched, but it still needs a hell of a lot more before it can match its predecessors. Like Shogun 2 says, the Rome 2 launch was a shameful display.

    • @FalseAlarm100
      @FalseAlarm100 10 років тому

      I dunno why everyone is so butthurt
      I like Rome 2 better than Shogun 2 right now, that's because the game is patched now, and the big bugs are gone

    • @BrigadierBill
      @BrigadierBill 10 років тому +17

      Mountain Jew They sold preorders. We paid money for a game that wasn't out, and when we received it we got to look at stuff like endless loading times and braindead AI. Also, Rome II's trailers suggested features that simply didn't exist when the game came out. Finally, some of us (me included) felt Rome I was actually a better game than Rome II. That's pretty disappointing, and none of that was the bugs some people encountered at game release (I only encountered a few crash bugs personally).

    • @CrustyButticus
      @CrustyButticus 10 років тому +9

      Mountain Jew
      The Biggest bug they refuse to fix: the AI

    • @FalseAlarm100
      @FalseAlarm100 10 років тому +2

      Merland5 I think that the AI is better in Rome 2 than in Shogun 2. But that's no biggy, the AI has always been pretty dumb in TW games

    • @FalseAlarm100
      @FalseAlarm100 10 років тому

      Paul Ketcham that's true

  • @greenghost2008
    @greenghost2008 10 років тому +422

    I can't wait to see His review for Total War: Atilla.

    • @greenghost2008
      @greenghost2008 10 років тому +14

      If I were a betting man I'd bet that Total War: Atilla will get the angryjoe bad ass seal of approval.

    • @699CHIP
      @699CHIP 10 років тому +31

      Still don't trust them enough to pre-order. And the dlc bullshit makes me not want to buy it at all if it keeps happening.

    • @greenghost2008
      @greenghost2008 10 років тому +2

      They have to have day one DLC. they make more money that way.

    • @699CHIP
      @699CHIP 10 років тому +23

      greenghost2008 Yea that's bullshit tho. Why should I pay for each individual faction when? They just want more money and I refuse to give it to them.

    • @greenghost2008
      @greenghost2008 10 років тому +2

      The idea is that they will sell more DLCs day one then if they release it months down the road. So after they make the game they make a DLC before release so you have the option to get the new DLC right out of the gate.

  • @PikaLu
    @PikaLu 5 років тому +3

    anyone knows the name of that epic classical music at 3:05 ?
    Thanks~

  • @lewiqe
    @lewiqe 8 років тому +382

    You seemed...angry.

  • @YengPu
    @YengPu 10 років тому +29

    The 40% went to the developers severe cocaine addiction.

    • @YengPu
      @YengPu 10 років тому

      Why are people stil +1'ing this? It's not even clever.

  • @ReginaldPugginton
    @ReginaldPugginton 8 років тому +1217

    I've watched this like 4 times. The game is much better now, but Joe's reaction to the release is still funny.

    • @sdhutusice6314
      @sdhutusice6314 7 років тому +53

      To be honest, RTW2 today is very very good (After some minor patch that was like 2-3 weeks ago). They finally updated politics, encyclopedia, etc, so now I must say it is the game I thought I buyed 2 years ago.

    • @vinnregi4882
      @vinnregi4882 7 років тому +8

      Cool! I've played enough of M2TW and i was going to S2 next cause R2 sucks, but now that it's fixed i might actually buy R2 first! (saving the best for last!)

    • @Welther47
      @Welther47 7 років тому +11

      Maybe they updated it. But its still not ok the state they released it in.

    • @atomsmasher703
      @atomsmasher703 7 років тому +52

      Wow! A game is good 4 years after release... Amazing! They're still total morons for releasing this crap...

    • @z3ny156
      @z3ny156 6 років тому

      I love this comment so much :D

  • @TychoTMA1994
    @TychoTMA1994 Рік тому +33

    10 years later and this is still one of my favorite angry reviews, especially when I get into topics relating to Rome and the Mediterranean.

    • @TheJrr71
      @TheJrr71 Рік тому

      Almost a quarter of a century later, this remains the greatest angry review ever. Even better than the Destiny 3 review.

  • @paquio100
    @paquio100 11 років тому +30

    Joe doesn't understand, the Romans used ancient technology to be able to sail through land, distort their faces to scare enemies, and disappear pieces of land from the map :)

    • @MegamanNG
      @MegamanNG 11 років тому +2

      You serious?!

    • @paquio100
      @paquio100 11 років тому +3

      Both of you asshats don't get the joke. Huzzah!

    • @MegamanNG
      @MegamanNG 11 років тому

      What is the joke? Yeah, you got me.

    • @paquio100
      @paquio100 11 років тому +1

      ***** The joke is that the games bugs are bugs but I just said that it was ancient techonology.

    • @paquio100
      @paquio100 11 років тому +5

      bakester17 Sorry mate, I didn't realize until later, I wrote the reply at 4 in the morning.

  • @Xamarin491
    @Xamarin491 10 років тому +183

    I paid for the full game.
    and got this.

    • @Xamarin491
      @Xamarin491 10 років тому +31

      BETA you say?
      I PAID FOR BETA?!

    • @Proud2bGreek1
      @Proud2bGreek1 10 років тому +3

      Ehm, Rome 2 is still a bad game, but you realize that you didn't get THIS right? You realize that this is from a year ago right?

    • @Xamarin491
      @Xamarin491 10 років тому +5

      What?

    • @IsaacSperrow
      @IsaacSperrow 10 років тому +1

      Max Fuller Just mod it. There a lot of great ones out there that makes the game a lot better.

    • @Xamarin491
      @Xamarin491 10 років тому +7

      But the game "Updates" and makes all of these obsolete: my game crashes unless I uninstall all of my mods, which I've had for hundreds of turns

  • @williamhites7336
    @williamhites7336 10 років тому +180

    What I find hilarious is that my friend got into the total war franchise through Rome 2 and when I showed him shogun 2, which in my opinion had the best of both features from the new and old games, he thought Rome 2 was better.

    • @williamhites7336
      @williamhites7336 10 років тому +51

      Also I can't actually play Rome 2 anymore because it won't launch.

    • @newvegasify1
      @newvegasify1 10 років тому +47

      HE THINKS ROME 2 IS BETTER!!!!! WHY!!?!?!?!?!

    • @williamhites7336
      @williamhites7336 10 років тому +3

      Yea.

    • @williamhites7336
      @williamhites7336 10 років тому +22

      Rome 2 Total War was the first Total War game he was introduced to, so he didn't know the older games were better. His logic is that the newest game in any game series is the best. Along with that he would take graphics over gameplay, so he won't play the original games because they don't look good to him.

    • @UnoriginallyInclined
      @UnoriginallyInclined 10 років тому

      Mate if you're still having launch problems then maybe you need a better computer. The game doesn't run properly on the minimum specs. It used to skip and crash for me until I upgraded and it's been running smoothly since November.

  • @olefredrikskjegstad5972
    @olefredrikskjegstad5972 Рік тому +10

    10 years later, and now CA is falling apart after Pharaoh's flop. What a disaster.

  • @SuperAdventureR1301
    @SuperAdventureR1301 8 років тому +281

    This is angry joe's best review ever IMO. Just so interesting and funny to watch.

    • @TheBosahE
      @TheBosahE 8 років тому +8

      haha i take it you haven't seen his ride to hell review yet?

    • @teagonbarry7838
      @teagonbarry7838 8 років тому

      come on the civ 5 Review is hilarious TOOOOO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!

    • @finsfan90
      @finsfan90 8 років тому

      I like his Destiny one best. Although the recent Ghostbusters game review is fucking hilarious LOL

    • @BNGClash
      @BNGClash 8 років тому +1

      My favorites are this, aliens colonial Marines, and destiny reviews the most

    • @georgek.9394
      @georgek.9394 8 років тому +6

      +Bryant Guidry mine would be this, ghosts, ride to hell, no man's sky and evolve

  • @franciscooyola822
    @franciscooyola822 8 років тому +49

    History channel used total war clips in the past? Why? It has nothing to do with pawnshops, cars or aliens

    • @franciscooyola822
      @franciscooyola822 8 років тому +14

      +petargrad i miss those times

    • @jdrok5026
      @jdrok5026 7 років тому

      francisco oyola at least cars have history involvement while aliens is weird and dumb and pawnshop can show some history so aliens history channel is ran by aliens

  • @MrDaddynomates
    @MrDaddynomates 8 років тому +655

    I love it when a game is shit. I get to see your hilarious reviews. brilliant. 😅

    • @Airay552
      @Airay552 8 років тому +5

      cool haircut fam

    • @MrDaddynomates
      @MrDaddynomates 8 років тому +3

      oh yeah ☺

    • @haczu86
      @haczu86 8 років тому +5

      Only this game isnt shit any more

    • @hastalavictoriasiempre2730
      @hastalavictoriasiempre2730 8 років тому +8

      it still have awkward unit collision in battles, navy is still pretty much useless because armies on water are stronger than naval vesels WTF and 2 nd most annoying thing is those settlements without walls, cmon remove that shit without walls!!!

    • @ancientslav4863
      @ancientslav4863 5 років тому

      Fallout 76, Mass effect andromeda, Fallout 4 early, No mans sky...

  • @ron4280
    @ron4280 Рік тому +9

    2023: can confirm that it's the "same old shit, we'll patch it later" but with the caveat of CA threatening to not patch their broken games unless you buy overpriced dlc.

  • @BigBad-Wolf
    @BigBad-Wolf 9 років тому +204

    A shameful display!

    • @Gareth10111
      @Gareth10111 9 років тому +14

      Big Bad Wolf A shameful DISHPRAY!

    • @Wrbinger
      @Wrbinger 9 років тому

      Gareth Lam is the game better now?

    • @antthegord9411
      @antthegord9411 9 років тому +2

      SnoWy Warbinger Yes, Emperor edition has almost none of any of the issues discussed in this video. They really overhauled the game since the review.

    • @Gareth10111
      @Gareth10111 9 років тому +2

      However, i still feel there's something fundamental missing in the game...probably just me. I mean, yes, many technical issues have been resolved since release, but nevertheless to me it's only a mediocre game. I don't feel the fun i get when playing shogun 2 or napoleon/empire (shrug)

    • @FuckoffgoogleGetDoxxed
      @FuckoffgoogleGetDoxxed 9 років тому +4

      Gareth Lam because the engines broken.
      Its a shit engine with shitty unit behavior / unit objects.
      Did u ever feel like archer fire is like a fucking missle? it homes in on its target midair when a unit moves so it can still hit the unit. yeeee no object collision whatsoever. Shitty engine shitty game pretty simple to me.

  • @TheTerminalstatus
    @TheTerminalstatus 10 років тому +25

    Sega and Creative Assembly's new motto - "At least we aren't EA"
    Simcity and Rome II had a child, Ride to Hell: Redemption.

    • @GearShotgun
      @GearShotgun 10 років тому +11

      RtH- Screw both of you, I'm being my own game
      Rome: Son you do that and you'll screw up worse than both me and your mother
      Simcity: Listen to your father
      RtH- Screw you I'm making my own game with drugs and hookers. *makes worst game ever made*

  • @_Gandalf_The_White
    @_Gandalf_The_White 10 років тому +130

    This game is a slap in the face to TW fans across the globe Rome has fallen... ;_;

    • @michaelcastro9026
      @michaelcastro9026 10 років тому

      With not a sign of resurrection I'm sight Dx.

    • @_Gandalf_The_White
      @_Gandalf_The_White 10 років тому +4

      I was so hyped for this game, I just wanted Rome with better graphics, diplomacy and so extra features. I guess I'll stick to Rome. I just hope Monster Hunter 4 for the west doesn't disappoint, what's with all these crappy game releases? ;_;

    • @josephstalin6549
      @josephstalin6549 9 років тому +5

      Gandalf The White Rome total war two *SHALL NOT PASS!*

    • @TheFacelessStoryMaker
      @TheFacelessStoryMaker 9 років тому

      Joseph Stalin But your Soviet Union passed....passed away!

    • @josephstalin6549
      @josephstalin6549 9 років тому

      AoC Productions "Send this fowl beast back into the abyss!"

  • @judechauhan6715
    @judechauhan6715 7 років тому +96

    the medieval 2 spy cinematics were the best.

    • @vanshkandpal3070
      @vanshkandpal3070 4 роки тому +10

      Shogun 2 ninja fails were the best

    • @Hell_O7
      @Hell_O7 3 роки тому +1

      Wish they did more of them honestly. It's one of my favorite thing in the game aside from general's speeches

  • @dingliedangliedoodle9261
    @dingliedangliedoodle9261 11 років тому +20

    5:08 is just an old battlefield tactic Alexander the Great used in the battle of Kimchi to disorganize and confuse the armies of Xerxes the Bald; It also helped screen his companion cavalry charge into Xerxes camp which allowed Alexander to personally deliver the Coup de grâce.
    Mind you it does work defensively, when I charged my cavalry into their targets it disorganized my attack and soon formed a blob around them. You'd have to have great micro-managing skills to get out of it.

    • @tempiadem586
      @tempiadem586 11 років тому +5

      Where did you learn so much about Roman war tactics? I have been looking for books but I can't find any.

    • @Fartknocker0990
      @Fartknocker0990 11 років тому +1

      Roger Rojas Alexander the Great was Macedonian, he had almost nothing to do with the Romans, but he would have much rather have been Greek. That can be seen with the Hellenistic Period in which Alexander spread Greek culture throughout his conquered Empire. Macedonia at the time was kind of like the black sheep little sibling next to Greece.

    • @dingliedangliedoodle9261
      @dingliedangliedoodle9261 11 років тому

      Roger Rojas 4chan, you should try it. You can learn alot from there and it's free; it will save your thousands of dollars from being ripped of by colleges.
      PS I am not liable for your mindbreak if you can not handle the knowledge you get from there.

    • @111axa1
      @111axa1 11 років тому +1

      Something tells me that's not what the AI had in mind, but if it was, the AI was too stupid to know that not only was it not working, but that it's being utterly destroyed doing that!

    • @tempiadem586
      @tempiadem586 11 років тому

      Miles Eaton Okay. But where can I learn about the war tactics used in that period?

  • @RoamingIRaccoon
    @RoamingIRaccoon 11 років тому +27

    Wow. People told me it was terrible. I wanted to believe the ones that said these people were exaggerating how bad it is. But damn, it fucking sucks. Rome: Total Disappointment.

    • @drewhammond5203
      @drewhammond5203 11 років тому +24

      You mean *Total Disappointment: Rome 2

    • @RoamingIRaccoon
      @RoamingIRaccoon 11 років тому

      I gotta say, when I posted that original comment I did not own the game. I based it off what i've seen of reviews and gameplay footage and from a few hours of gameplay with some friends. It was on sale this past weekend so I decided to see how things are 9 patches later and at least give it a fair chance. After about 20 hours of gameplay I can honestly say it still fucking sucks. The AI is mentally challenged, combat is just broken and boring, so much of the good features of past TW games like the hilarious cinematics from Shogun II have been cut.. It just feels lazy and overall disappointing.

  • @barryinglaterra
    @barryinglaterra 11 років тому +49

    I see the latest patch broke campaigns. It causes the whole game to lock up when one of your generals gets a triumph. You can't click anywhere and have to quit the game. Well done CA.

    • @khanwarrior99
      @khanwarrior99 11 років тому +8

      MY game sucks now because of that patch!!!!

    • @VertigoAway
      @VertigoAway 11 років тому

      khanwarrior99 Prologue is worse... The AI just run around the whole fucking map... ugh... Had to restart the whole thing over just because they kept sieging the cities left and right... I conquer one, they attack another... It totally sucks now..

    • @TheZombiesShaman
      @TheZombiesShaman 11 років тому

      i just run into it yesterday, had to keep my finger on the button to erase the cinematic b4 it came and locked it up. GJ CA

    • @SemajYellek
      @SemajYellek 11 років тому

      So true man, i was looking for a forum about that and drifted here

  • @Spriggals
    @Spriggals 7 років тому +173

    This was probably one of Joe's best reviews back in his golden age.

    • @JohnGoetzGaming
      @JohnGoetzGaming 3 роки тому +6

      I just discovered him and his new videos are damn good. Especially the ghost of Tsushima and last of us 2 reviews are awesome

    • @vinnieg6161
      @vinnieg6161 3 роки тому +5

      that sound quality is from the 50's not 7 years ago jees lol

    • @Killgore-ip2yq
      @Killgore-ip2yq 3 роки тому +4

      @@vinnieg6161 if that was his golden age, then I'm loving his silver age more.
      Lol.

    • @yoitsmilotic
      @yoitsmilotic 3 роки тому

      @@Killgore-ip2yq factual statement

    • @TheDeathby2
      @TheDeathby2 2 роки тому +7

      @@vinnieg6161 The start of the vid has shit audio bc of YT's dumb-ass copyright system.

  • @McgoganLives
    @McgoganLives 10 років тому +32

    Personally I've always believed that a Total War game based on Chinese military history would be more intriguing than revising the same theatres over and over...

    • @ChangeViewZ
      @ChangeViewZ 10 років тому +4

      I agree

    • @noobhero78
      @noobhero78 10 років тому

      Warring Kingdoms and such with more features to the Hero and Siege units,

    • @MultiMS97
      @MultiMS97 10 років тому

      yeah that would be awesome....+Mongolia

    • @CrustyButticus
      @CrustyButticus 10 років тому +4

      Total War: Three Kingdoms. KOEI AND CREATIVE ASSEMBLY PLS

    • @GerNiels
      @GerNiels 10 років тому

      Merland5 now that is an idea

  • @loki1825
    @loki1825 11 років тому +38

    Let us pray for them not to burn their last playable card.. Medieval 3: Total War.

    • @RavagersPrey
      @RavagersPrey 11 років тому +8

      Knowing CA they will likely dlc whore the crap out of it.
      $20 to play as Islamic Factions
      $10 to go to the America's
      Oh and Mongol invasion and blood and gore dlc $$$$$$

    • @Aaron-no3ne
      @Aaron-no3ne 11 років тому

      Well, they have said they are not interested in making a total war 3 anything. Who knows how true that is though. I'm sure they will play that card as soon as they need the money.

  • @ryantheroman4331
    @ryantheroman4331 8 років тому +26

    12:11 Wow! The Romans were way ahead of their time with paratroopers! (Watching from 2016!!!)

  • @Amber-Phantom
    @Amber-Phantom 4 роки тому +9

    For anyone revisiting this video, the Audio returns to normal at 2:56

  • @JapanischErfahren
    @JapanischErfahren 10 років тому +171

    Shogun 2 is still the undisputed champion.

    • @LD-oq9lx
      @LD-oq9lx 10 років тому +60

      ***** no, Rome 1 is the better .

    • @stuartjenkins3039
      @stuartjenkins3039 10 років тому +7

      luc dom
      Damn straight!

    • @zGYGANz
      @zGYGANz 10 років тому +12

      1.Medieval 2 (same engine as rome 1 but way better in my opinion due to the better graphics and improved features)
      2.Shogun 2 (simply a masterpiece)
      3.Empire/napoleon (buggy...yes, kinda still fun....yes)

    • @snkhuong
      @snkhuong 10 років тому +9

      rome 1 is legendary... it's like Michael Jordan of strategy game... there's not gonna be a next TW as good

    • @greenghost2008
      @greenghost2008 10 років тому +3

      nah t'all Napoleon is the greatest Total War game.

  • @mingto5798
    @mingto5798 9 років тому +25

    Player(Persian): This is blasphemy. This is madness.
    Sega(Sparta): No. THIS IS DLC!!!(Kicks him to the curb)

  • @Spazticmonkey1000
    @Spazticmonkey1000 8 років тому +229

    I wish he'd do the newer total wars

    • @terminallumbago0781
      @terminallumbago0781 8 років тому

      Jonathan DeNoyer to late

    • @jamesroper4952
      @jamesroper4952 8 років тому +51

      Jonathan DeNoyer He probably gave up on the Total War franchise. I know I have.

    • @Ray-lf1eo
      @Ray-lf1eo 8 років тому +16

      James Roper Rome total war (the first one) is still the best

    • @Spazticmonkey1000
      @Spazticmonkey1000 8 років тому +2

      gavlan i agree

    • @jamesroper4952
      @jamesroper4952 8 років тому +5

      gavlan You're right. However, any hope of there being a good new game to the series is gone.

  • @dominicgambino4451
    @dominicgambino4451 3 роки тому +39

    2021 I like to rewatch Joe’s old reviews videos 😂 they still get me

    • @Angyali
      @Angyali 3 роки тому +1

      I'm surprised noone ever did a Top-10 list of his best videogame-reviews on UA-cam yet.
      And it's already 2022.

    • @Memnon45
      @Memnon45 Рік тому

      Haha likewise. It's a damn shame that ScrewTube fucked him over with all the bogus copyright stuff. The original video is soooo much better.

  • @TheMooseah
    @TheMooseah 9 років тому +384

    I'm worried for Total War Warhammer

    • @emirhaneksioglu4503
      @emirhaneksioglu4503 9 років тому +20

      Félix Lagüe-Lalonde Don't Worry, warhammer has enough beasts to make the game engine realize the unit collision is not possible when one side eats the other :P

    • @KaezerMusik
      @KaezerMusik 9 років тому +4

      +emirhan ekşioğlu you should watch how the dwarfs right the giant, its stupid.

    • @emirhaneksioglu4503
      @emirhaneksioglu4503 9 років тому +6

      I did, I don't see a problem with it. Sure the hit its feet until it dies is stupid, but how do you fight a giant :P

    • @KaezerMusik
      @KaezerMusik 9 років тому

      hahaha, i was expecting some to try climbing it or something atleast :P it would be cool to have the giant grab some of the guys climbing it and throw them off, maybe in 6 years.

    • @emirhaneksioglu4503
      @emirhaneksioglu4503 9 років тому +1

      I wouldn't trust CA to pull off something like multiple models climbing without clipping through :P as you said. Maybe in 6 years.

  • @ElGreco15
    @ElGreco15 10 років тому +29

    This was THE Total War game I wanted. The one that I wanted right, with all the cool things from Shogun 2 and a functioning coop campaign so my friend and I can focus on amphibious assaults. Even with the emperor edition, still looks and runs worse than Shogun 2.
    Yeah there are mods but, I want to play with my friend, and 6 months in, it still didn't work right. And preorder DLC for Greek states...
    And finally, Creative Assembly, no coop in the historical battles? Battle of Carthage introducing amphibious assaults with a friend...that's all I really wanted new from Shogun 2. Shogun 2 with a Roman skin. Was that too much to ask for? ;(

    • @Lalle524
      @Lalle524 10 років тому +2

      don't worry, the next total buggy war is coming out in 2015 lets hope that game runs better... as if XD

    • @ElGreco15
      @ElGreco15 10 років тому

      Might get it after a year. Maybe.

    • @V1GG3boiii
      @V1GG3boiii 10 років тому

      Play the other ones....

    • @Aaron-no3ne
      @Aaron-no3ne 10 років тому

      The next game is going to be Rome 2 with a new skin, much like FotS was just shogun 2 with guns. Don't waste your time.

    • @V1GG3boiii
      @V1GG3boiii 10 років тому

      Ye but shogun 2 with gun was worth while and good

  • @dixonj41
    @dixonj41 10 років тому +91

    0:00 Joelius Caesar

    • @English_Thespian
      @English_Thespian 10 років тому +44

      It all happened in Ancient Joeman times...

    • @dixonj41
      @dixonj41 10 років тому +37

      Killed by Lucius Joeius Brutus

    • @Jewbear1884
      @Jewbear1884 10 років тому +7

      Shame what happened to the Empire, the poor Joeans were overwhelmed by the Joebarians.

    • @darastarscream
      @darastarscream 10 років тому +5

      Jewbear1884
      Yet civilization lived on in the Jozantine Empire in Joestantinople.

    • @mikelasley8784
      @mikelasley8784 10 років тому +10

      Andy B sorry but you spelled joelius wrong

  • @Jakob_Herzog
    @Jakob_Herzog 6 років тому +21

    2:29 When your ship decides it is a independent ship that needs no sea.

  • @honeyglazedgammon2318
    @honeyglazedgammon2318 11 років тому +32

    "20 war elephants kill 2000 men, I don't think thats historically accurate" This is better than any comedy Ive ever watched, you seriously need your own TV shown, this is absolute humiliation.

  • @GalacticYeeter
    @GalacticYeeter 11 років тому +22

    welcome to the dark ages of gaming joe.
    edit: im pretty sure that ranged units would be capable of tearing those war elephants apart provided they can keep their distance from them elephants may have thick skin but they can only take so many arrows before they fall even less so if the arrows are on fire.

  • @GideonCyn
    @GideonCyn 9 років тому +501

    Annnnd they have done the exact same thing with total warhammer, they stripped the chaos warriors out of the game and are selling it as day 1 dlc or a pre order bonus.... sigh.

    • @CompletelyNewguy
      @CompletelyNewguy 8 років тому +16

      +deity 93
      you profile pic is how the company feels when they do that.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 8 років тому +1

      +YSoSrs? and thats why i simply dont buy it. thats my vote.

    • @barleysixseventwo6665
      @barleysixseventwo6665 8 років тому +8

      +deity 93 But we have a counter to their shannanigans!
      Step 1: Preorder on Steam hours before launch.
      Step 2: Wait for game to release
      Step 3: Wait for trusted reviewers to look at the game.
      Step 4: If trusted reviewers declare game is good, start playing it for up to 1 hour 59 minutes to experience it yourself. You currently have the DLC for free.
      Step 5: If reviewers were wrong or declare the game garbage, or the review embargo prevents trusted reviewers from posting within the 14 days, get a full refund and go play Medieval II total war instead. Don't look back. Don't get it on sale. Don't let patch notes tempt you back in. Game no good. Save you $60+ and buy a better product.
      Step 5.5: If the game is actually good...you just got the day 1 DLC for free without sacrificing your consumer right to a proper product review before buying.

    • @nightfright4064
      @nightfright4064 8 років тому

      +deity 93 and thanx to gamers being a bunch o fucking retards, CA will still make a huge profit on pre orders

    • @gordonjamescowiest
      @gordonjamescowiest 8 років тому +1

      +Barley Sixseventwo no search UA-cam for footage and reviews, check for glitches then make your mind up weather to buy it

  • @DrewHengy
    @DrewHengy 6 років тому +47

    We need more Total war reviews

  • @corgany1931
    @corgany1931 8 років тому +192

    why does this video have 2,203 dislikes ? He's telling the truth !!

    • @someguy315
      @someguy315 8 років тому +34

      corgany die hard fans maybe.......

    • @Ram-xw4kj
      @Ram-xw4kj 8 років тому +38

      Because most of dislikes came recently, game is good now. Vid was done looong time ago, when Rome was in chaos.

    • @douglasc1388
      @douglasc1388 8 років тому +21

      Montenegrin militia it's really not though the siege is still buggy. tbh I had a 3% chance of winning a battle defeated about 3 or 4 units out of 12 that they sent in and then when I beat them they just sat there and got stuck on a broken siege equipment and the ladder company just marched into the broken siege tower until the time ran out while the rest of there massive army just sat there

    • @Ismail-cm8xs
      @Ismail-cm8xs 5 років тому +2

      Maybe because he is screaming like a bitch.

    • @jeffvella9765
      @jeffvella9765 5 років тому +4

      @@Ismail-cm8xs it is poetic licence lol

  • @ericeinarson6654
    @ericeinarson6654 10 років тому +96

    The first Rome Total War is in my opinion, the best thus far- I've never seen any major bugs, all the units are incredibly balanced, the AI is challenging and actually works.

    • @giorgilobjanidze5667
      @giorgilobjanidze5667 10 років тому +7

      true dat and with darthmod fucking perfect or near

    • @metgredko
      @metgredko 10 років тому +4

      The first Rome had battlefield AI at the level of Rome 2 where they'll sit outside of a sieged city doing nothing and dance around an open field battlefield. It actually was horrible right down to unit balance as well where war elephants were OP to the extreme seen in this video.

    • @MarcusMaxentius
      @MarcusMaxentius 10 років тому +2

      metgredko I agree, in Rome 1, siege AI sometimes just walk near your wall while my towers are just shooting them with archers and once they are they, the units with the siege engines takes so long to get there that the units in the front would be down to half. Battlefield AI isn't that great either, the enemy would run at my units and run away... again and again until one of them bumps into my unit.

    • @drumyogi9281
      @drumyogi9281 10 років тому

      That is because they had a bad leader. Never let a unit split unless it has a good general.

    • @metgredko
      @metgredko 10 років тому

      Marcus Maxentius Indeed. It took an expansion and heavy duty mods to present any sort of challenge and even then house rules were necessary to keep it enjoyable.

  • @DanMcLeodNeptuneUK
    @DanMcLeodNeptuneUK 8 років тому +332

    It got fixed. Thank god.... Took two years though. But modded Rome II is now better than Attila.

    • @akush42069
      @akush42069 8 років тому +49

      attila with mods is better though

    • @DanMcLeodNeptuneUK
      @DanMcLeodNeptuneUK 8 років тому +8

      Because of the game engine, yes. But until an overhaul mod comes out that matches Divide et Impera...

    • @Kerem-uw2ov
      @Kerem-uw2ov 8 років тому

      I agree

    • @SherlockHolmes000
      @SherlockHolmes000 8 років тому +19

      No it isn't. Attila not only looks worse than Rome 2, but is horrendously optimized. Attila only brings 2 major improvements, the siege sizes, and the family trees. In my opinion, neither of those improvements outweigh the negatives.

    • @kalebgunter
      @kalebgunter 8 років тому +2

      Could you point out which mods help it? I'm just re-playing this game after I quit 1 month in because of these issues. Thanks in advance.

  • @Warmaker01
    @Warmaker01 Рік тому +7

    This was the game where Creative Assembly has truly started to slide into being an awful dev team, where the Total War franchise started to become worse and worse.

  • @00TommyTaylor00
    @00TommyTaylor00 10 років тому +50

    I'd like to have a diplomacy in Total war in style Crusader Kings II or Europa Universalis. Pretty complex diplomacy to force player to think. Don't only build armies and fight - I'd just like to have an option to take provinces in diplomatic way. I know, if I want to have this complex and 'thinking' diplomacy, I should go to play CKII or EUIV... yeah yeah, but I think all the Total War would be more interesting.

    • @ovojohn
      @ovojohn 10 років тому +8

      I don't know if you can do it on Rome 2, but in Medieval 2 you can.

    • @00TommyTaylor00
      @00TommyTaylor00 10 років тому +9

      ovojohn Yep, Medieval II had nicely done diplomacy.

    • @TheSympathize
      @TheSympathize 10 років тому +15

      Totally agree. diplomacy is a thousands times more realistic in those games and way more versatile. So much more you can do, and it adds more longevity to campaigns themselves as its less simple to simply declare wars and obliterate everything in your path. The coalition system in EUIV has to be one of my favorite mechanisms of diplomacy, more so than the bullshit civil war event in Rome 2.

    • @wilhelmrk
      @wilhelmrk 10 років тому

      TheSympathize Well, the series is called TOTAL War for a reason.

    • @kian6858
      @kian6858 10 років тому +1

      wilhelmrk But its a STRATEGY game. Things need reasons to happen no just obliterating everything.

  • @Neosaigo
    @Neosaigo 11 років тому +37

    A ship in the middle of the desert?!! A bold move, General.

    • @superspy6
      @superspy6 11 років тому

      "Thats a bold decision cotton, lets see how it plays out"

    • @Mx12b
      @Mx12b 11 років тому

      *****
      LAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

  • @loghanditheimperialdiehard8876
    @loghanditheimperialdiehard8876 8 років тому +85

    The Original Rome Total War had pretty good AI for its time.

    • @ctpomg3681
      @ctpomg3681 8 років тому +27

      +Loga Nator it only had 1 problem, they couldnt navigate a fucking city.

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 8 років тому +17

      +ctpOMG At least that is something that's actually difficult.

    • @1Korlash
      @1Korlash 7 років тому +1

      For a 2004 game, absolutely.

    • @abcdefg9613
      @abcdefg9613 6 років тому +1

      LoGhandi The Imperial Diehard Actually, no. The ai got better in the platinum 1.9 mod, the vanilla was plain retarded. I remember the Greek factions having the general in a wedge formation always and the ai would simply charge hoplites or heavy infantry and die. Flanking, fake charges and advanced ai stuff was added courtesy of Darth ai mod. Also, speaking of ai, remember how in the early version of the game the ai would put its army in column formation when attacking at bridges without any attempt to soften the enemy via archery and skirmishers.

  • @Orthas1
    @Orthas1 Рік тому +48

    joe looks so young, not weighed down by the horrors of modern gaming

    • @Orthas1
      @Orthas1 Рік тому +2

      too real damn, I was reminiscing about a simpler time@@WiegrafFolles

    • @tt128556
      @tt128556 Рік тому

      He was 15 when this was filmed. In some cultures that is still considered young.

    • @SalinaBabba8343
      @SalinaBabba8343 Рік тому

      ​@@WiegrafFollesage is a real killer. A long career of doing the same shit day in day out for roughly 15 years will do that. Behold our futures

    • @SalinaBabba8343
      @SalinaBabba8343 Рік тому

      @@WiegrafFolles for some reason I read that in Patrick Bateman's voice

    • @Beanibirb
      @Beanibirb 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@tt128556wrong, he was almost 30 when this was filmed

  • @CaptScapegoat
    @CaptScapegoat 11 років тому +38

    Just buy Rome Total War 1 if you're new to Total War. Youll enjoy it more

    • @CaptScapegoat
      @CaptScapegoat 11 років тому +2

      Still TWR1 is cheaper

    • @khoing1111
      @khoing1111 11 років тому +5

      Venelin Dechkov
      what? "perfect now"?
      You must have very bad taste

  • @billykyle9548
    @billykyle9548 8 років тому +34

    Was this AI programmer drunk everyday he came in for work ? That seems like the only reasonable explanation.

  • @josephmort4039
    @josephmort4039 11 років тому +14

    Gotta say, the community over at the Total War Community, made a mod for the original Rome: Total War called Roma Surrectum and even Roma Surrectum II... that is the real Rome II if you ask me.

  • @91plm
    @91plm 7 років тому +29

    3 years later: install Divide Et Impera 1.2 mod for Rome Total War II and it becomes a 9/10 legendary seal of approval!

  • @AndragonLea
    @AndragonLea 8 років тому +17

    19:19 - They call it the Sharknado - a deadly whirlpool of blades and shields, mercilessly tearing apart any formation foolish enough to approach it's reach.
    Occasionately, a Roman centurion will bob to the surface, disciplined face set in a fierce frown as he tries desperately to escape this maelstrom of coordinated death.

    • @Pavel-Geleznov
      @Pavel-Geleznov 5 років тому

      my favorite is turtle formation (when you have shield in front, and shield above)
      you can bang your head over it, but you'll NEVER breach it without siege weapons, such as war elephants
      war elephants considered as siege weapons back in the past, that why they are SO DAMN GOOD against INFANTRY, war elephants can bee good even in our time

  • @watch2talk
    @watch2talk 10 років тому +128

    Maybe an Empire 2 Total War next?
    But a good one? :)
    Please, I really love the 18th century!

    • @HalomonkeybombVideos
      @HalomonkeybombVideos 10 років тому +10

      So do I, mabey they could add africa :D

    • @TwoFistsOneHalleluja
      @TwoFistsOneHalleluja 10 років тому +54

      An Empire II with the whole world this time.
      Or a Medieval III with more castles and looting.

    • @watch2talk
      @watch2talk 10 років тому +14

      The whole world would be great. Although Empire had the biggest map, I couldn't help but notice they left out Large portions of South America as well as Oceania that had been colonized in the 18th century

    • @assinne
      @assinne 10 років тому +4

      I really wanna see if they'll go back to asia and do the three kingdom in china! They'll have plenty of materials! Or i would also like to see if they gonna work with warhammer rights they got from THQ...

    • @dantchernov4532
      @dantchernov4532 10 років тому +9

      id prefr medieval 3 but i see where ur coming from

  • @shaolindreams
    @shaolindreams 8 років тому +192

    The intro is gold .. i love it lol

  • @Janzkrieg
    @Janzkrieg 5 років тому +6

    It's sad that the audio quality for this video (most noticeably in the beginning) has been butchered. Another sympton of UA-cam's shitty music usage terms.

  • @Emanon...
    @Emanon... 11 років тому +13

    Spot on.
    It felt like a kick to the nuts after the first 10 hours of playing Rome II.
    I'm going back to Shogun II and Medieval...

    • @2alegatora
      @2alegatora 11 років тому +3

      That is what Angry Joe gets for giving 9/10 for Shogun 2. Screwed everyone. What a payback from CA, eh? ;)

  • @josephstalin6549
    @josephstalin6549 8 років тому +506

    These reviews were from Joe's finer days.

    • @michaelfox2480
      @michaelfox2480 8 років тому +3

      i agree

    • @Ninetails2000
      @Ninetails2000 8 років тому +15

      Why is that? Not trying to be rude, I do genuinely want to know what's different in his new stuff that makes it of lower quality since I only sporadically check into him...

    • @flashdemonic5576
      @flashdemonic5576 8 років тому +5

      +ruben van den berg big releases are slowing down.

    • @gohstdude2
      @gohstdude2 8 років тому +2

      ruben van den berg lol he did no man sky some days ago so shut the fuck up

    • @deadmanslastwish
      @deadmanslastwish 8 років тому +18

      When he gave a damn

  • @walterulbricht646
    @walterulbricht646 11 років тому +24

    The A.I. reminds me the to legionaires of the Asterix tales .

  • @innomineroma7347
    @innomineroma7347 Рік тому +7

    Almost 9 and a half years after this game released, and to this day I cannot forget how disasterous this release was. Total War: Rome II has since received many updates, patches and DLCs and is now a great game, but that doesn't cover for the extremely poor release (and this is coming from a guy with almost 6900 registered hours plating this game on Steam (and many more that were not registered)... This review brought me back to 2013, and was absolutely spot-on for what happened at launch, though some of these things are still true: the politics system for instance, has been updated and a whole new system that lets you run your faction's politics great depths has been implemented, but without any tutorial to explain to the players how to operate it. It took me a full campaign walkthrough (including taking all the regions in the map) to finally wrap my head around it.
    Thank you for this awesome review and the flashback to 2013 AngryJoe, it was a blast!

    • @misterpinkandyellow74
      @misterpinkandyellow74 Рік тому +2

      nah it is not a great game, still shilling

    • @coloradoing9172
      @coloradoing9172 7 місяців тому

      @@misterpinkandyellow74 It is, unlike Mid 2.

    • @hamhamham22
      @hamhamham22 Місяць тому

      @@coloradoing9172 At least try with your bait lmao

    • @coloradoing9172
      @coloradoing9172 Місяць тому

      @@hamhamham22 Take off the nostalgia goggles. Nobody even plays that game without total overhaul mods.

  • @davidmalachowski8077
    @davidmalachowski8077 8 років тому +24

    "heavy metal moshpits"
    *plays Gangdum style*
    ah 2013

  • @suprhomre
    @suprhomre 11 років тому +32

    Still the best Rome 2 review of 2013.

  • @yurikoomega1112
    @yurikoomega1112 11 років тому +21

    As much as I love the Total War franchise, this game doesn't exist for me, and it will NEVER will...

  • @theplop
    @theplop 11 місяців тому +4

    10 years ago, Joe yelled CA into a permanently different position on the alignment chart.

  • @CNX625
    @CNX625 9 років тому +115

    Did he review Attila:Total War yet? I can't find it.

    • @alyssinclair8598
      @alyssinclair8598 9 років тому +42

      he didn't

    • @CNX625
      @CNX625 9 років тому +2

      Alexander Smith
      Hope he does one soon!

    • @quintinbenkovitz6295
      @quintinbenkovitz6295 9 років тому +50

      +CNX625 he won't.

    • @benreeves5305
      @benreeves5305 9 років тому +3

      +CNX625 he get sponsor by sega which stop which stopped review total war game unless a good one

    • @CNX625
      @CNX625 9 років тому +2

      ben reeves Okay thanks. I bought Attila for $15 during November Steam Sale. I like it but I need a better PC LOL! The politics court is a bit confusing though.

  • @CrustyButticus
    @CrustyButticus 10 років тому +10

    "Oh but guys, after all the patches all the problems have been fixed."
    Right, after all these patches the Siege AI stays idle outside your gatehouse if you attack them while they're throwing torches..
    10/10 would develop again.

  • @syath1991
    @syath1991 11 років тому +20

    Steam says i have played Rome II for 126 hours, but if we remove End Turn times, it will be 30-40 hours less xD

  • @anthonyrichtofen6792
    @anthonyrichtofen6792 5 років тому +10

    It will forever be a tragedy that to this day, the game has never and will never look as good as the “pre-alpha” footage. So pathetic.

  • @pulanceyt
    @pulanceyt 11 років тому +26

    I got so angry i uninstalled it.Twice

    • @DanielAstorias
      @DanielAstorias 11 років тому

      me too bro, i cant believe, is a game half done

    • @Palestine787
      @Palestine787 11 років тому

      You should install Divide Et Impera, fixed most of the bugs for me

  • @snektarios
    @snektarios 10 років тому +30

    I really hope angry joe tries the game after it has been completely patched. I wouldn't ask for a full review of it but a new verdict would be pretty nice. As of right now, the game is quite good and deserves a 7/10 or 7.5/10 imo.

    • @jesuistahmid
      @jesuistahmid 10 років тому +52

      still pretty shit. i'm a veteran of this series SP and MP since 2001

    • @snektarios
      @snektarios 10 років тому +3

      jesuistahmid Well thats YOUR opinion. And next time you should mention this. But ive played shogun 2, the original rome 1 and fall of the samurai and ive been having the most fun with rome 2. Rome 1 just has too shitty graphics for me to enjoy it. Shogun 2 and fall of the samurai were pretty good but not much variety between the clans at all. Except from some dlc clans and some dlc units. Rome 2 has great unit variety between cultures and i like it's gameplay mechanics (except from the Civil war). SO i like it much more than any other TW that ive played.

    • @jesuistahmid
      @jesuistahmid 10 років тому +35

      Nektarios Skalidakis did you play rome 1 when it first came out? back then the graphics/interface was truly ahead of its time. r2 hasn't improved shit. and did i advocate for Sg2/fots? no! it had one great idea (avatar customization), but had poor execution (~100-150 games to level 10 and hours of grinding to get a desired level of unit). historically, the lack of unit "variety" in sg2 was not too far off i guess? however, Rome 2's user interface is absolutely garbage. half the unit cards look the same, and most of the barbarian factions have similar units. half of them lack historical accuracy. Have you noticed how the multiplayer lobbies are empty all the time? yea because it's garbage! shogun2 MP didn't get this stale till after a full year! and people still kept coming back.

    • @snektarios
      @snektarios 10 років тому +1

      jesuistahmid Nope i did not play rome 1 when it came out but so what? If a game had great graphics for the time that it came out you cant just keep saying the graphics are okay or that the graphics are decent. The graphics of rome 1 are plain shitty in comparison with games that are played in our days. Now for the units you cant even tell me that there is no variety.. Yes there are similar or even the same units across factions of the same culture but thats completely normal. Most of the celts or most of the greeks for example used the same "unit" for the core of their armies IRL too.. And again if you compare the variety of the units in R2 with Shogun which is considered a great game you can see that r2 has similar units across factions of the same culture. There are 10 cultures too. In shogun there are the same damn units for everyone. Its like playing the same clan from a different stating point. And multiplayer is very fun its just takes you a bit to start knowing what youre doing. Also the lobbies are empty because there are people like you hating just because the game was shitty at the start but when they fixed the game and made it actually playable and enjoable you guys were too butthurt to accept this and just tried to continue on hating because of some small stuff that remained until now... AND THIS IS STILL GOING... I mean what the hell.... they are giving us Free patches and updates, giving us Free-lcs and you guys continue on hating and saying "nah we dont want that shit" Well guess why? Cause you need a fucking reason to continue hating the game.. Rome 2 is very fun and completely playable now.. so stop trying to find a reason to hate something.. instead find a reason to like it. And no dont be like "we are the old fans we do it for the total war series" cause you simply dont give a fuck about it...

    • @jesuistahmid
      @jesuistahmid 10 років тому +20

      It matters because it changes perception. 10 years later the graphics of yesterday seems crap! obviously! but when it came out, rome 1 was fucking revolutionary! (mind you it had its problems with gamespy and such)
      So when rome 2 comes out, and the developers are hyping it up with statements such as "biggest budget for a TW installment", one would expect something to test face of gaming today if not atleast $80 worth of a game, not DLC's and 100000 patches.
      Shogun 2's multiplayer idea was the avatar system, which was the ability to customise the crap out of your units. the fact that every one had access to for example katana samurai, no-dachis, etc. was because it is historically accurate! That is why it worked. However, I was not happy with Shogun 2 multiplayer because it takes about 50+ hours of grinding to get anywhere. If you just started the game, went on matchmade and ran into me, you would probably uninstall at the conclusion of the battle.
      Rome 2, while it took away the avatar system (thank god), did not offer much in return. I was pretty active in the shogun 2 multiplayer community and most of the veterans of the game recommended against buying it. However, I did, and it was in January after all the patches. Needless to say, it was wildly disappointing. The user interface was absolutely garbage and wouldn't recognize a lot of commands. Instead of improving upon the shogun 2 interface, they regressed.
      With regard to expecting quality? Well it has a steep price tag and one would expect a complete product at the time of release. Not a half assed game that requires a billion patches. If you get your customers to pay a lot of a product, they are entitled to quality, which means free servicing (patches).
      You think I'm hating? Dude you don't even know how much time I have put into this series. I have played nearly every game since shogun 1. That is why I and a vast majority of the multiplayer community are so disappointed with rome 2, because CA has done nothing than to provide disappointment after disappointment since 2004. It may seem that I don't give a fuck about it, but I did beta test fall of the samurai. I think I give a fuck or two more than you.

  • @EmanGameplay
    @EmanGameplay 8 років тому +20

    How can the game company be sued by their testers? I thought it would be the other way around?

  • @grishy8203
    @grishy8203 5 років тому +27

    Old fashioned angry joe. Angry and violent. I miss this angry joe

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah I’m not really a fan of the three way discussion style.

  • @NoirProxy
    @NoirProxy 11 років тому +20

    "SHIPS COMING ASHOR...Oh wait they are on shore and coming...this...way. Well at least it isn't raining cats and d...oh god damn it!". *Woof*

  • @hassantv100
    @hassantv100 10 років тому +15

    0:04 Other Joe: Et tu Joe?
    Angry Joe: YOU DONE FUCK IT UP!!!!

  • @hegantank6495
    @hegantank6495 9 років тому +7

    i had a glitch in hannibal at the gates where hannibal's 1 remaining elephant took out my entire army. It was just a giant blob surrounding an elephant and getting slowly killed off.

  • @numatruehome100
    @numatruehome100 9 місяців тому +4

    Did the audio in the beginning break for anyone else? I didn’t think that would be breaking ten years later

    • @ryry187
      @ryry187 8 місяців тому

      old video, maybe data corruption.

    • @coloradoing9172
      @coloradoing9172 7 місяців тому

      Copyright.

  • @leosteiner94
    @leosteiner94 8 років тому +46

    Crusader Kings 2 and Europa Universalis 4 are way better when it applies to management and politics system. If you actually could lead your armies on the battlefield these two games would most likely beat Total War in every aspect.

  • @oldnavy537
    @oldnavy537 10 років тому +13

    Joe,
    Thank you for this review. I have been thinking about getting Rome II for a while, but I think I'll just get Rome I. I was super hyped, especially because we used some of the videos advertising it (for example, the video where the guy was talking about the conturbernia) in my Latin class' military unit. But seeing your review has helped me make a better decision.

    • @SinanPasha
      @SinanPasha 10 років тому +6

      Well,the game is patched now,and it's better.
      Though it's not as good as Shogun 2...But if you like good graphics very much,I think you should get this one.

    • @tiberias111
      @tiberias111 10 років тому +3

      Rome 1 is dirt cheap and by far my favorite of the series. You wont regret it

    • @jblue8436
      @jblue8436 10 років тому

      dont ever listen to a review and make your judgement on just that how many movies have gotten a bad review and you happen to like that review

  • @Sinkatze
    @Sinkatze 11 років тому +23

    This is why I never buy games on release

  • @smiterinopepporino2407
    @smiterinopepporino2407 7 років тому +46

    "Et tu, joe?"