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I just imagined how that proposal scene went. Like his father in-law looking angry that he offered one crossbow for his daughter and then smilling as he gingerly lifted a second crossbow
"One crossbow?! *Holds up both hands, one empty as you insert a crossbow into his empty hand* "Right son in law, you got a deal!" *Step Dad happily shoots bolts with both hands*
Me: Joins North Empire, Lucon: Give me a extremely stronk sword, Also Lucon: Give me the first castle after i join even i having only 30% of council Me: Lucon and I Best frends now
I don't think so. Derthet's capital is Sargot (it was supposed to be further north, but Taleworlds accidentally swapped Ocs Hall and Sargot and nothing can be done) And he is of house Tihr. Harlaus is probably from the noble house that owns Pravend.
@@plaidpvcpipe3792 According to the lore sargoth and tihr was lost to the nords before harlaus became king. But it to be a part of swadia. Just like how the rhodoks used to be a part of swadia. Maybe the royal family fled to praven after the loss of sargot. Praven used to be the capital of the calradic empire before they lost it to the vlandians.
To be fair, if you use influence properly to get the faction leader to view you favorably (around +15 relationship) they will tend to give you a castle as early as clan level 2 (though I admit it is rare), and either multiple castles or a settlement by around clan level 3 or 4. I believe there is also a bonus when asking for a castle or settlement near a territory you already own, and certain leaders tend to be more fair than others on certain play-through s. I have been known to leave a faction (Khuzaits) because Monchug refused to give ANYONE anything more than a single castle and kept getting into 2 or 3 wars at a time.
@@vampuricknight1 Actually it was because concil of the common was a bit to overpowered and gave WAY to much influence so the faction leader of vlandia (Derthert) COULD take all penality from going against the majority vote and why wouldn't he xD.
@Jonas Müller This. Also they tend to give the FNG recently captured territories deep in enemy lands right before they all go home. WITHOUT a peace declaration. Or if they do grant peace, you are first on the enemy to-do list, being surrounded by them. Forget vassalage man. Mercenary your way to strength and then TAKE what you want!
Ten years I served as a loyal vassal to Derthert, and many fiefs were awarded me. I became the most beloved man in the kingdom, and when Derthert, my dear friend, met his end by the slow creep of years, the lords of the kingdom made me king in place of Derthert's son Edurand. With my loyal wife Mauriana by my side, we have kept the advance of the infidel Aserai back, and have even taken much of their wasteland territory. We have been warring for eight years, and not once was war provoked by us, but by them. I do love the Aserai people, but war is war, and they give us no peace. So be it. Edit: I made it sound more Mediaeval-y
Vlandia was the last kingdom I ever chose to play but it will always be first in my heart. Derthert is the greatest lord I have ever served. He gave me Sargot 5 seconds after I swore loyalty to him and from that moment I knew I would spend the rest of my days fighting for his affection.
Searched Memri TV to try and find the Aserai vid, didn't find it but found some other great clips. You know you're onto something when the subs for a heated discussion between two guests includes phrases like "My shoes and my urine are more dignified than you."
Meanwhile, in Battania. "Otis Vigorous, you are a fine warrior and great champion of our people. Have a fief for simply being there!" "... AGAIN??? I HAVEN'T GOT ENOUGH GOVENORS NOR MEN!!!" "I see! Have two!"
How to actually get fiefs: play as Sturgia mercenary and retake sturgia lands from vlandia. Then get a vassall and start conquering fiefs of vlandia. Once you took a town, if ragnvad steals it, betray the sturgians and retake the town again which won't have a garrison since you have just taken it before. Finally you own a nice town and may pledge vassal to vlandia
My experience with bannerlord and vlandians, when the lands are suffering constant criminal justice from a mad army of calvary troops lead by a crackhead with a spear, derthert is "very" generous about fiefs, actually got a issue with it personally cause it means my tiny army of calvary is always on the front lines instead of making money, 7 feifs in 5 hours simply cause I spent too much time killing bandits and selling all the loot for just enough money to pay for my army till I gotta loot again, that or collecting horses for lords, and caravan sabotages for quick gold, never making profit, always on the dangerous edge of success and failure.
To be fair starting out as a trader with some 20 recruits (to scare off most looters and bandits) and just make it to some 10k to start buying horses in large and selling them for like 5* the price, simultaneously upping my trade sky high and then just levelling up smithing feels like a general optimal start. Once you get a hold of town (generally speaking just wait for an AI to take someone elses city, which then rebels and you can take it without any diplomacy debuffs) and at that point you take your 1m gold worth of armor, ditch your soldiers and go fight looters to up those sweet combat stats while being virtually immortal... and during that you can start your grind toward an op knight army while visiting castle villages 😅
I'm a reenactor and I literally sat next to the woman you showed making butter at the beginning a few weeks ago. :D Guess I'm friends with the butter queen!
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let us replace step 2 and all the following steps with GET MOAR BUTTER
You're French ?
this isn't rhodok its vlandia, you also need some fat butter knights
@@dotsinki1096 year late and NO
Rhodoks were Vlandians, you just hate horses and northern butter
I just imagined how that proposal scene went. Like his father in-law looking angry that he offered one crossbow for his daughter and then smilling as he gingerly lifted a second crossbow
He was like throw in a chicken and I'll sell you my wife too.
@@DiddynoDiddle Both your reply and the comment is pure gold
LEGO Star Wars energy
"One crossbow?! *Holds up both hands, one empty as you insert a crossbow into his empty hand* "Right son in law, you got a deal!" *Step Dad happily shoots bolts with both hands*
him kinda moving his head, as if to hint that he expects another crossbow will never fail to make me laugh
"A wife is only temporarily. But the cavalry charge is eternal" Speaks directly to the soul. What utterly beautiful words.
Butterly beautiful words
Truer words have never been spoken
what "Butterly" beautiful words.
@@N4RCissus Oh I see what you did there
What about a wife that'll be leading the cavalry charge?
what a time to be alive
I fear no man
But that cat
It scares me
What a crime to be alive...
Darf Der Kevin spielen kommen
@@bankerpiggy4721 Klar
Are you German my dude?
The ominous drums kicking in every time you encountered Derthert had me dying
Every other lord: *Gives you a fief in the first 3 captures*
The Chad Derthert: "Don't worry your grandson may get a castle someday lmao"
Derthert is a damn bastard
He never gives me trouble, he's very generous to his bandits problem fixer.
He always gave me cities lol
Me: Joins North Empire,
Lucon: Give me a extremely stronk sword,
Also Lucon: Give me the first castle after i join even i having only 30% of council
Me: Lucon and I Best frends now
He gave me 3 castles
6:38 the Vlandian is a simple man, he sees crossbow, he takes crossbow, no matter the cost
But it was TWO crossbows for ONE daughter. Verily, 'twas the player who got short end of the deal. 😂
How to to play the Kingdom of Vlandia:
1: Join any other faction.
2: Wait for war with Vlandia.
3: Capture and execute Derthert.
4: Join Vlandia.
Sinister
You know if u just join Derthers Army and shoot him during battle... Then u don't get the execution penalty
🤪
yup bout to do this
@@benjaminfreeenklin8277 Bonus points if you marry his daughter afterwards.
6:57 I wouldn't be Surprised if King Harlaus was related to Derthert
He probably is
He is probably a descendant of Derthert
I don't think so. Derthet's capital is Sargot (it was supposed to be further north, but Taleworlds accidentally swapped Ocs Hall and Sargot and nothing can be done) And he is of house Tihr. Harlaus is probably from the noble house that owns Pravend.
@@plaidpvcpipe3792 According to the lore sargoth and tihr was lost to the nords before harlaus became king. But it to be a part of swadia. Just like how the rhodoks used to be a part of swadia. Maybe the royal family fled to praven after the loss of sargot. Praven used to be the capital of the calradic empire before they lost it to the vlandians.
Let's have a feast goddammit.
"Forest bandits losing against recruits"
Yeah, I know. We have come a looooooooooooong way since early days of Bannerlord...
those early days man, I hope a release version beta will always be available so we can compare for the sake of history
were bandits op?
@@k.m.6265 pretty much yeah. They were pretty darn aimbot with their stones lol.
this is why you always create your own kingdom, no one can steal your fief when you are the ones giving out the fiefs, big brain move
To be fair, if you use influence properly to get the faction leader to view you favorably (around +15 relationship) they will tend to give you a castle as early as clan level 2 (though I admit it is rare), and either multiple castles or a settlement by around clan level 3 or 4.
I believe there is also a bonus when asking for a castle or settlement near a territory you already own, and certain leaders tend to be more fair than others on certain play-through s.
I have been known to leave a faction (Khuzaits) because Monchug refused to give ANYONE anything more than a single castle and kept getting into 2 or 3 wars at a time.
@@vampuricknight1 Actually it was because concil of the common was a bit to overpowered and gave WAY to much influence so the faction leader of vlandia (Derthert) COULD take all penality from going against the majority vote and why wouldn't he xD.
I never had problems with fiefs, 10+ relations seems to do the trick, I didnt even spend influence on the votes and got 3 castles and a town.
@@vampuricknight1 As I joined the southern empiere, they gave me a settlement(Town)
@Jonas Müller This. Also they tend to give the FNG recently captured territories deep in enemy lands right before they all go home. WITHOUT a peace declaration. Or if they do grant peace, you are first on the enemy to-do list, being surrounded by them. Forget vassalage man. Mercenary your way to strength and then TAKE what you want!
I just love how warband still influences so much of bannerlord meme culture
Character's name was butter in French lol
good job
Lol i googled the last name and I got a city in Morocco.
It's more like "salty"
@@rays8521 It's both actually. Beurre = Butter and Salé = Salty.
Salted butter !
Butter for the butterlords
-King Harlaus
Yeaaaaa!!!!!
Playing as a Vlandian Hedgeknight, going from town to town winning tournaments and doing smaller quests is my favourite way to play
Bandit: Your money or your life.
Guiden: I'll take both thank you.
That scene used for sturgia is from a Polish film - stara basn (an ancient tale).
Underrated movie ehh
thank you
"Liena is pretty much the ideal wife."
Exactly my thought the moment I met her.
Phae(phea?) is also a good option
Ira tho
same bro
No way people actually simp for Liena 💀💀
Hope she can cook
I remeber joining vlandia at first. After he took all 17 castles and citys that his lords and me conquered, he proclaimed himself a god.
Just found your channel 3 days after starting Bannerlord. I'm already laughing so hard the tears are coming. Excellent work all around
I've played Warband for a year and Bannerlord for a month.
This channel is too accurate lol
Ten years I served as a loyal vassal to Derthert, and many fiefs were awarded me. I became the most beloved man in the kingdom, and when Derthert, my dear friend, met his end by the slow creep of years, the lords of the kingdom made me king in place of Derthert's son Edurand. With my loyal wife Mauriana by my side, we have kept the advance of the infidel Aserai back, and have even taken much of their wasteland territory. We have been warring for eight years, and not once was war provoked by us, but by them. I do love the Aserai people, but war is war, and they give us no peace. So be it.
Edit: I made it sound more Mediaeval-y
I kinda want to do a vlandia campaign but i have an empire campaign im pretty far in, so that sucks.
yours sounds cool tho
Dude if it was medieval you should hate and kill the infidel Aserai scum in the name of the holy god (or heavens?)
Vlandia was the last kingdom I ever chose to play but it will always be first in my heart. Derthert is the greatest lord I have ever served.
He gave me Sargot 5 seconds after I swore loyalty to him and from that moment I knew I would spend the rest of my days fighting for his affection.
0:58 you have no idea how much I dislike you for that uwu CJ edit.
Vlandia... The power of Swadian knights and Rhodok sharpshooters in one kingdom.
6:33 Aaah.... the love in medieval times, what a great epoch
As a french seeing 'beurre salé' was absolutely golden lmao
2:22 so relatable man.. still the same pain i felt in warband for years
Searched Memri TV to try and find the Aserai vid, didn't find it but found some other great clips. You know you're onto something when the subs for a heated discussion between two guests includes phrases like "My shoes and my urine are more dignified than you."
Meanwhile, in Battania.
"Otis Vigorous, you are a fine warrior and great champion of our people. Have a fief for simply being there!"
"... AGAIN??? I HAVEN'T GOT ENOUGH GOVENORS NOR MEN!!!"
"I see! Have two!"
I really hope TaleWorlds put emphasis on faction themes, because I am lovin this theme you used for Vlandia
How to actually get fiefs: play as Sturgia mercenary and retake sturgia lands from vlandia.
Then get a vassall and start conquering fiefs of vlandia. Once you took a town, if ragnvad steals it, betray the sturgians and retake the town again which won't have a garrison since you have just taken it before. Finally you own a nice town and may pledge vassal to vlandia
Vikings in 0:05 are from polish movie called "An Ancient Tale" (Stara baśń)
Kto pytał
"I will give her all the butter in the world" - Big Simp named Guiden
*Keep making these videos, and I will promise that you will rise high!*
Edit: 7:17 That wasn't supposed to happen
I told you brother! A lance would never have rejected you! In fact, it rejects your enemies, out of their mortal lives.
That "Gahhhhhh!" When she opened the butter. Lmfao
love the editing! great video
Brooo these are all golden videos, my man making these is an actual creative comedy gaming genius 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The culture selection screens in each shitpost you upload always makes me laugh my ass off. Keep up the good work mate! 👍
My experience with bannerlord and vlandians, when the lands are suffering constant criminal justice from a mad army of calvary troops lead by a crackhead with a spear, derthert is "very" generous about fiefs, actually got a issue with it personally cause it means my tiny army of calvary is always on the front lines instead of making money, 7 feifs in 5 hours simply cause I spent too much time killing bandits and selling all the loot for just enough money to pay for my army till I gotta loot again, that or collecting horses for lords, and caravan sabotages for quick gold, never making profit, always on the dangerous edge of success and failure.
0:43 Why does this flag look so familiar.
You...I remember you...the amount of castles you screwed out of me! I had to go take some other kingdom for you to even give me a city
You had a feast when we were supposed to attack rhodok
Your channel deserves more subs
The best part is my Vlandia main run character literally is identical to the one in the video, he's my oldest run too.
This video was smooth like butter.
Picture of King Dethert
Picture of King Harlaus
*"THEY'RE THE SAME PICTURE"*
These gotta be the best video I’ve watched in a while
2:22 is the funniest shit XD
I laughed so hard when i saw it
RIGHT? Holy fuck that was hysterical
playing the tune of a true butterlord at the end
This is hillarious😂seriously
Thanks brother..
My character had absolutely terrible charisma so I’ve destroyed nearly any chance of getting a wife
At least in game you will do better
@@matizontt7647 Oh damn
@@matizontt7647 omg
@@matizontt7647 Jesus, at least give him some burn cream after that.
@@matizontt7647Bruh, you just did him dirty lmao
Memri tv never disappoints
That moment it stopped and went " yup thats me " i lost it 😆 and i was on my porch smoking a sig no less 😆
To be fair starting out as a trader with some 20 recruits (to scare off most looters and bandits) and just make it to some 10k to start buying horses in large and selling them for like 5* the price, simultaneously upping my trade sky high and then just levelling up smithing feels like a general optimal start. Once you get a hold of town (generally speaking just wait for an AI to take someone elses city, which then rebels and you can take it without any diplomacy debuffs) and at that point you take your 1m gold worth of armor, ditch your soldiers and go fight looters to up those sweet combat stats while being virtually immortal... and during that you can start your grind toward an op knight army while visiting castle villages 😅
Bruh the first-ever castle and town I took when fighting for Vlandia was actually given to me
What is this sorcery
oh my god the butter screaming
Your editing is TIMELESS
Thanks to this video I am now always saying out loud "why you bullying me?" every time someone shoots me in a siege.
Yeah, my neighbours love it.
Actually the YT add before the video: "Made for butter lovers!" I was laughing my ass off
Me: joins valandians for my first campaign the first 3 cities we took and about 5 castles were given to me in the span of 40 minutes
“You sold wares of poor quality in Husn Fulq”. I cracked
Isn't the sturgians in intro from polish movie "when sun was a god"
Yes
That movie was sooo good
I need this game on Xbox, I played war band for 3 years till I conquered Calradia 16 times
I got a ad for butter at the end of the video, the algorithm is learning
1:33 Obilivion? Good idea mate
May the butter be with you always
11.9 subs but you make quality content holy butter of God!
I lol'd for the first time in 6 months at "tfw you sell your daughter for 2 crossbows"
God I miss the Ole koifish videos thank you for some nostalgia and laughter
Derthert, truly King Harlaus ancestor.
Calathild... bro my queen in command for sure. She conquered so much shit on my playthrough. Such an honor to simp at her side in so many battles.
Bro ive never seen the gameplay this smooth 🔥
Harlaus is a decendant of Derthert, it is known.
This dude is a fucking legend! How is this the first time I have ever seen his work!!!
Man this guy is seriously underrated
6:27 i just died... *dat face* :'DD
They're old memes sir but they check out
They must've been some might fine crossbows
3:06 Archer on the right has seen the hell of war.
love the " what are you doing step bro" XDDDDD
Ah yes the Highwayman from Oblivion great to see he made it into another franchise
I was so afraid that Salé would be another blue waffle
I lost it when the butter lady butter screams , 🤣
THESE ARE GREAT ALL HAIL MEMELORD EDIT: didnt learn how to play as vlandia, but i know you need a sweet ass moustache
any % speedrun from start to getting any fief from the vlandians
The Warband level up sound kekw
Mount and Blade: Butterlords.
6:42 Blud thinks he going to capture Svana 💀💀
That was amazing
Thankyou
>melee group tournament
>Brings a crossbow
Miss Vlandia of Zwei Tausend Zwan... had killed me!
"I work hard for the butter, haaaard for the butter"
Ah yes...
How to play the Kingdom of Swadia: the prequel
for butter and glory!
I'm a reenactor and I literally sat next to the woman you showed making butter at the beginning a few weeks ago. :D Guess I'm friends with the butter queen!
Bruh
ZWEITAUSENDZWANZIG
I've watched this video a good five times now and only now I notice the bot lady is actually German.
One cross bow: I sleep
Two cross bow: *REAL SH*T*
Actually the sturgians are not based on Scandinavian Viking but more towards the Rus or Moskowites
Yes, even their noblemen are called boyars
I got an ad for butter on this video...
Can't wait until an elder scrolls version mod comes out.
0:28 Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.
(7 Deadly Sins yay)
7:31 Also how in the world do you do that ? 'w'
Eat your cereal.