How to play the Kingdom of Swadia

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  • @Koifish
    @Koifish 3 роки тому +1478

    *Fight hard, Feast harder*

  • @warotm.590
    @warotm.590 3 роки тому +1678

    This​ man​ accept​ the​ cattle herd​ mission.​ What​ a​ legend.

    • @Birkebeiner1066
      @Birkebeiner1066 3 роки тому +49

      people be making it out to be a lot harder than it actually is smh

    • @hoseadavit3422
      @hoseadavit3422 3 роки тому +79

      @@Birkebeiner1066 Though it is annoying but nothing compare to escort mission

    • @Birkebeiner1066
      @Birkebeiner1066 3 роки тому +109

      @@hoseadavit3422 Merchants = Can't defend themselves
      Cattle = Don't need to
      *Get good, merchants* 😎

    • @poisonousbadge126
      @poisonousbadge126 3 роки тому +3

      @@Birkebeiner1066 true

    • @poonaford9788
      @poonaford9788 2 роки тому +25

      I did it once never again

  • @fleivor5359
    @fleivor5359 3 роки тому +442

    How to Swadia
    Step 1: cavalry F1 F3
    Step 2: butter
    Step 3: feast while in war with 4 other factions

    • @Толег-е1л
      @Толег-е1л Рік тому +3

      I dont understand a meme about butter

    • @Ozzull
      @Ozzull Рік тому

      ​@@Толег-е1лSwadia trades butter, and the King likes to throw parties in the middle of war, literally...

    • @mineit7293
      @mineit7293 Рік тому

      ​@@Толег-е1лBUTTER, BUTTER, BUTTER, BUTTER, BUTTER, BUTTER, BUTTER, BUTTER, BUTTERMILK hmmmmmmm

    • @footchess387
      @footchess387 3 місяці тому +1

      pay 15000 denars weekly for the cavalry.
      Get ruined

    • @bozokreso5555
      @bozokreso5555 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Толег-е1л sorry for late reply. Basicly in a mod for warband called "Floris" (great mod, adds more troop types and quality of life improvments) there was a bug that was patched later, where raiding a village would give only butter. Like a full inventory of butter.

  • @NotSimo
    @NotSimo 3 роки тому +274

    MILORD

  • @vicar5271
    @vicar5271 3 роки тому +182

    6:18 the exaggerated swagger of a castle-less Butterlord

  • @jonathanphillips9292
    @jonathanphillips9292 3 роки тому +1286

    I just became a Swadian vassal following the steps here within a couple days (in-game time) , Dhirrim has already fallen to the Khergits and my village is looted. The joys of being a butterlord.

    • @CT-qm2zx
      @CT-qm2zx 3 роки тому +119

      At least you can feast in Praven and drown all your sorrows in butter my friend

    • @carlcarlson1308
      @carlcarlson1308 3 роки тому +79

      They made me a martial and I have no idea what im doing

    • @jonathanphillips9292
      @jonathanphillips9292 3 роки тому +30

      @@carlcarlson1308 Sounds like you need a feast

    • @danyulr6158
      @danyulr6158 3 роки тому +22

      Joined Rhodoks and the only thing Swadia has left is Praven and Suno along with 2 castles.

    • @aliteralmosquito.7450
      @aliteralmosquito.7450 3 роки тому +11

      Yeah… Dhirim gets taken in the first like month of the playthrough, usually to the Nords

  • @Pilps
    @Pilps 3 роки тому +341

    That Rambo edit at 3:58 was just pure perfection!

    • @GuidenYT
      @GuidenYT  3 роки тому +38

      Lmao thank you!

    • @NotSimo
      @NotSimo 3 роки тому +38

      Oh shit the boys are all here

    • @jackchurchill6549
      @jackchurchill6549 3 роки тому +3

      And me who watch you all.Nice job.all of you are the best.

    • @SweetuPatel72
      @SweetuPatel72 Рік тому

      @@GuidenYT did you make the song after? i freaking love it

  • @deju5302
    @deju5302 3 роки тому +190

    Am I the only one who chose Swadia during their first playthrough cause they're the first one on the list?

    • @BARONWODENRIC
      @BARONWODENRIC 3 роки тому +50

      Also it's easiest faction to play. You gotta promote all your troops to Swadian Knight and once you have 60+ knights you're the strongest person in the Calradia.

    • @samhall5096
      @samhall5096 3 роки тому +10

      @@BARONWODENRIC against the AI yeah. I'd say huscarls are the best overall...but if it's unmodded yeah the only real sucky place is the rhodok mountains or maps with a lot of forest. Big armored horsie bois really roll the game...hella expensive too.

    • @commandertodd2850
      @commandertodd2850 3 роки тому +1

      I always played khergit.

    • @fadhilyudistira8819
      @fadhilyudistira8819 2 роки тому +1

      my first pick was khergit, mostly because I first went to shariz and got murked by desert bandits twice and thought, "man, these cav archers are strong."
      but then I realized sieging was hard if I go in without hired blades so I returned to sarranids. the mace is supreme.

    • @Ahrone1586
      @Ahrone1586 2 роки тому +4

      @@samhall5096 well... is if not the AI, who the hell are you going to play with? Warband and bannerlord dont have coop yet.

  • @pricklypear1643
    @pricklypear1643 3 роки тому +386

    1.Get every kingdom to attack Swadia.
    2.Take over a castle that was weakened by a seige.
    3.Continuesly recruit Swadians.
    4.Turn every Swadian recruit into a Swadian Knight.
    5.Steam role armies of Hundreds with 40 knights.
    6.PROFIT!

    • @thebosscodergg
      @thebosscodergg 3 роки тому +4

      i don't quite get it but ok

    • @iinchicken212
      @iinchicken212 3 роки тому +5

      110 for me

    • @dustindubbo2892
      @dustindubbo2892 2 роки тому +5

      The AI doesn’t know how to min/max so Swadian knights while not quite great infantry are more then enough for the tier 2-3 trash in most towns; and in the field rekt everything with nigh impunity.

    • @extrage3061
      @extrage3061 Рік тому +3

      @@thebosscodergg how can you not get it.. he literally wrote the instructions

  • @sethleoric2598
    @sethleoric2598 Рік тому +11

    I love it when like 3 cities are under siege by the Rhodoks, Khergits and Nords and every village from Praven to Castle Derchios is burning, peasants and caravans are being slaughtered and enslaved and Harlaus is still having a fucking feast.

    • @sethleoric2598
      @sethleoric2598 Рік тому +1

      I believe it's because the AI needs feasts to raise Vassal loyalty.

    • @viroshanargiri4641
      @viroshanargiri4641 3 місяці тому +1

      That's why he always throw feast all time in order to raise his vassal loyalty.

  • @bonjour7641
    @bonjour7641 3 роки тому +260

    I remember first time playing as swadia because of the cool looking knights, and i was like fighting so amazingly to get this one castle, thinking clearly i did the most to get this castle, i should probably got it right,
    Happened once, twice then three times he keep giving himself the castle.
    I end up joining nord and just go and fight every swadian unit i see

    • @Ivnnih2774
      @Ivnnih2774 3 роки тому +48

      Classic butterlord

    • @TheeHellabored
      @TheeHellabored 2 роки тому +9

      Never had this problem but then again I made the butterlord love me and multiple others so I had no problems

    • @miguelfonseca2341
      @miguelfonseca2341 2 роки тому +2

      The less pleasant run I ever did playing MB: Warband, I just hate playing with them.

    • @MrSasukeSusanoo
      @MrSasukeSusanoo 4 місяці тому +2

      This also happened to me, so I waited to be strong enough then I turned into a Swadian Rebel by pledging myself to Isola and she gave me anything I wanted, so I started with Praven and went slowly from there, cornering Swadia to the center of the map, and they had other wars too so, they were f*cked

  • @faisalhusein227
    @faisalhusein227 3 роки тому +40

    Reason why King Harlaus keep butter feast in the middle of war is because he knows well his knights will take care everything. Damn

  • @derpanzermacher9094
    @derpanzermacher9094 3 роки тому +53

    Faction leader: " Hey thanks for fighting, I'll take that castle now"
    Me: "No, I don't think you will"

    • @MrSasukeSusanoo
      @MrSasukeSusanoo 4 місяці тому +2

      Harlaus did that to me three times.... that's when I became a Swadian Rebel, sweeped his lands and took them for myself, and I begun with Praven

  • @sicklypeasant7799
    @sicklypeasant7799 3 роки тому +40

    Watching you play this makes me realize I loved this game more than bannerlord

  • @yellafella86
    @yellafella86 3 роки тому +66

    The amount of effort it took to make this must've been insane. Much appreciated content :D

  • @franqueteimporta9802
    @franqueteimporta9802 3 роки тому +39

    I cannot express with words how joyful I am that another amazing editor joins the Warband community. May we see more of your great content within the near future

  • @internetuser320
    @internetuser320 3 роки тому +65

    Swadia:Cav​ domination
    Me:this​ is​ pretty​ realistic
    (cuz​ it​ 1400)

  • @rejvaik00
    @rejvaik00 3 роки тому +21

    "Those were swadian villages it wasn't genocide....it was pesticide!" - Sseth

  • @nimasherafaty8744
    @nimasherafaty8744 3 роки тому +25

    This channle is underrated. You deserve more sub. Good luck and be happy the greatest butter lord

  • @cruzaider5339
    @cruzaider5339 3 роки тому +40

    Boutta come just thinking of butter 😩😩😩

    • @hjyjlkpoijnfgtr
      @hjyjlkpoijnfgtr 9 місяців тому

      A true butter lord comes butter 😮‍💨😩😮‍💨

  • @praneetshakya3813
    @praneetshakya3813 3 роки тому +7

    Its totally amazing to see this fandom still alive!!!

  • @pro1oollo151
    @pro1oollo151 3 роки тому +8

    Thy video is truly of lordly quality! Have been playing Mount&Blade with my father since I was a kid and this is one of the best pieces I've seen. Montage, memes and commissioned music are all awesome! Love it!

  • @noahjohnston6339
    @noahjohnston6339 3 роки тому +13

    The king has returned!

  • @ghug2864
    @ghug2864 Рік тому +4

    calvary in bannerlord : 🤣
    calvary in warband:💀

  • @supermeuhmeuh
    @supermeuhmeuh Рік тому +3

    I remember that time where my troop of roughly 80 knights took out the entire combined forces of the Khergits on open field 😂 good fucking times man. That battle lasted like an hour real time, iirc, I was mentally exhausted at the end

  • @ognjenpavlovski8616
    @ognjenpavlovski8616 10 місяців тому +1

    Just started playing warband again,started as a swadian bc of their good units,i have 3castles,we have almost every single castle except Jelkala,and guess what,every castle has that great Harlaus's flag over it,every day is a feast,being swadian is great😄

  • @sirzorg5728
    @sirzorg5728 Рік тому +5

    Mount and Blade 3: Butterlord
    set 20 years after warband, Harlaus has eaten all the butter in calradia, and can't get his fix, as no butter remains. The withdrawal symptoms turn him into a kaiju-like monster burning every village in sight. You, his loyal vassal, must travel away to distant lands in search of the only way to stop his rampage: A new source of butter.
    You must embrace the legend and become...
    B U T T E R L O R D

  • @aradearespati763
    @aradearespati763 2 роки тому +1

    didn't expect to find a cool song in the video. great work man!

  • @CharaISTB
    @CharaISTB 3 роки тому +4

    The edit is so clean. Pretty good job buddy ! Thank you !

  • @argonaut741
    @argonaut741 Рік тому

    The metal cover keeps me giggling likea little girl , good work!!

  • @sunnysonne2957
    @sunnysonne2957 Рік тому +1

    I love the community surrounding this game, we really know how to have fun. I did start with Nords, but my 1st owned lands under my banner WERE originally swadian, needless to say my endgame army is mostly Swadian Knights 😂 (with some other specialized units from each faction)

  • @chronicthingz
    @chronicthingz 3 роки тому +8

    Cool, the feast gonna start soon

  • @Tenderisor
    @Tenderisor 2 роки тому +4

    You know you have reached peak butterlord when you can chase down the khergits

  • @werinter
    @werinter 3 роки тому +4

    Once upon a time when I joined to Dustum Khan with my 80 swadian knights to conquer the Khergits and then the whole world... ah good old times. :D

  • @ollaniuspius1211
    @ollaniuspius1211 3 роки тому +5

    Just like you said in Koifish's video, man. Great work!

  • @Kyle-ql9km
    @Kyle-ql9km 3 роки тому +9

    I'm hype now. When the vaegir guide dropping?

  • @beermaster3359
    @beermaster3359 3 роки тому +28

    Me,a Rhodok spearman: "mmm knights goes brbbrbr"

    • @michaeledmunds7266
      @michaeledmunds7266 3 роки тому +2

      Rhodoks are underrated.

    • @secondaccount3866
      @secondaccount3866 3 роки тому

      @@michaeledmunds7266 The only Good rhodok unit Is Crossbow man And they are only good in sieges

    • @bozokreso5555
      @bozokreso5555 3 місяці тому

      ​@@secondaccount3866damn clearly you dont know

  • @lucianlopez6537
    @lucianlopez6537 3 роки тому +6

    Praise be the Butterlord!

  • @nick0875
    @nick0875 Рік тому +1

    4:53 This is why I supported Lady Isolla.

  • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
    @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 3 роки тому +9

    Ah, Warband. Good ol' days.

  • @gabrielagustindaniele8900
    @gabrielagustindaniele8900 Рік тому +1

    After all the feast, sieges everyday and lit defending swadia whith a tiny sword and a funny helmet i will still being a swadian for the rest of my life, long live the butter!

  • @ArchCone
    @ArchCone 3 роки тому +2

    This was just pure perfection.

  • @angryhoide
    @angryhoide 3 роки тому +7

    I smell butter, thought my mom was cooking something.

  • @OmniPeasant
    @OmniPeasant Рік тому

    Whoa, I only now noticed this great use of my green screens :D Good Job!

  • @trentonvaught2530
    @trentonvaught2530 2 роки тому +4

    Conquered the whole map only using knights. Maybe owned 15 crossbow men. And I only had them because I selected the wrong upgrade..

  • @wapankiller1219
    @wapankiller1219 3 роки тому +9

    What about, ,"how to play Butterlord" ?

  • @memeknightgaming7334
    @memeknightgaming7334 8 місяців тому

    bro just stopped at 2. you can't give us these absolute BANGERS and leave us cold like that!

  • @ihcms7176
    @ihcms7176 2 роки тому

    nice tutorial (even with the memes but cool) and vidio i like it keep it up my guy

  • @robfus
    @robfus 2 роки тому +3

    Warband is still hella fun, it have things that bannerlord miss terribily...feast...and ladies court...that was a annoy but realistic grind to make her fall in love with you. Instead now you just win the charisma check and it is done. Oh and tournament keep giving money, you just have to keep change city and after a while the betting start again to be higher and you get a lot of money again. In bannerlord after you win 50 tournament you get 500 gold. Oh and the unique companions like Jeremus are good meme materials. Anyway you guys play the game wrong, if you get 20+ friendship with any king he wont stop giving you castle. Last time I played warband i was Sarranid and with 60 friendship with Hakim he gived me 3 cities 2 castels 4 villages. I literally could stop to play I was hella rich.

  • @susqxs4
    @susqxs4 2 роки тому

    For butter for swadia
    This is work of art 👌

  • @hallopez6627
    @hallopez6627 Рік тому +1

    Awesome videos people, please keep up the awesome work people, you're welcome people!

  • @warbandplaysAU9178
    @warbandplaysAU9178 3 роки тому +2

    Butterlords unite for the realm.

  • @giansviktor9764
    @giansviktor9764 2 роки тому +1

    What is the epic track for the Feast Party scene? I wanna vibe to it as I eat butter.

  • @alyasuramza
    @alyasuramza 3 роки тому +2

    Hey now, Lady Enricata ain't a freak, she's certified thicc

  • @AuraxianNightSpectre
    @AuraxianNightSpectre 2 роки тому +1

    As a warmonger cavalry spammer, Swadian is the way to go for me
    I just love dominating armies.of 300+ with my party of 80 constantly

  • @Archon3960
    @Archon3960 2 роки тому +1

    Ending tip: as soon as you find Lady Isolla, get her on the throne. B)

  • @matandv6634
    @matandv6634 3 роки тому +2

    As always, Amazing.

  • @Yourmomma568
    @Yourmomma568 2 роки тому

    Ima gonna need that song on spotify.

  • @theguy318atyomom
    @theguy318atyomom День тому

    My main gripe with Swadia is it’s essentially a Frat. There in the right place to do great things but just party to much 😂

  • @shiinaanon8008
    @shiinaanon8008 2 роки тому +1

    Old but gold this Game ♥️

  • @Aerophina
    @Aerophina 3 роки тому

    This video is gold through and through.

  • @asmodeus9789
    @asmodeus9789 2 роки тому

    6 minutes of pure bliss.

  • @timh.7169
    @timh.7169 3 роки тому

    hahahahaha even the doc is in there. I love it so much

  • @---ii8hl
    @---ii8hl 3 роки тому

    Sir, its an older meme, but it checks out.

  • @GuidenYT
    @GuidenYT  3 роки тому +70

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    • @internetuser320
      @internetuser320 3 роки тому +1

      Infinite​ feast!!!!!!!!!

    • @ignaciolens7273
      @ignaciolens7273 3 роки тому +2

      We do a little siege at praven!!!!!1!!!!
      -sarranids

    • @BronzetheGolden
      @BronzetheGolden 3 роки тому

      The feast has come

    • @jarbropro6283
      @jarbropro6283 3 роки тому +1

      @@ignaciolens7273 we do a little massacre of the whole swadian army at uxkhal!!!!!!111!!!!!
      -rhodoks

    • @BronzetheGolden
      @BronzetheGolden 3 роки тому

      twas to short my liege but still good

  • @Ray-yv7kn
    @Ray-yv7kn 3 роки тому +5

    Just found out Kerry Gold is a butter brand...
    Edit: Anyone have a link to the Swadian Knight song?

  • @infomatec
    @infomatec 3 роки тому +1

    Best Experience Ever!

  • @priximus2254
    @priximus2254 2 роки тому

    Harlaus simply realized that a lord who defects can take the castle with him, but never a village

  • @kingsuksasmal860
    @kingsuksasmal860 2 роки тому +1

    Well literally nothing can stop an army of swadian knights on the plane of calradia.

    • @AFT_05G
      @AFT_05G 2 роки тому +1

      Some say Sarranid Mamlukes are better,i call this bullshit lol Swadian Knight is obviously the better unit if you don’t care much about riding skill and taking slaves.

    • @Jonathan-ue1it
      @Jonathan-ue1it Рік тому

      @@AFT_05G no

  • @masonhales
    @masonhales 3 роки тому +1

    That song was pretty ebin not gonna lie

  • @BARONWODENRIC
    @BARONWODENRIC Рік тому +1

    Did you just insult Rochabarth and then take his banner? Absolute sigma move.

  • @joaopedross1405
    @joaopedross1405 2 роки тому +1

    How 2 Swadia?
    1 - Train Cavalary
    2 - F1 F3

  • @johnvatik1654
    @johnvatik1654 3 роки тому

    THIS SHIT what we looking for every day!!! Were are you been, WERE ARA YOU BEENEEERBNNNRE

  • @stupidmonkey8057
    @stupidmonkey8057 Рік тому

    The grip the dancing animations have on the meme community's is wild.

  • @spoof6023
    @spoof6023 2 роки тому

    God this game really brings back memories.

  • @brandonprendergast8342
    @brandonprendergast8342 3 роки тому +1

    For some reason every game I play Swadia gets rekt by the Kergs/Rodocks/Vagiers and the Desert people get Uxkhal/Suno

    • @sean9373
      @sean9373 3 роки тому +1

      need more knights

  • @flaviusstilicho1239
    @flaviusstilicho1239 3 місяці тому

    SWADIAN KNIGHTS GET READY TO CHARGE 🗣🎶🔥

  • @iansuarezb.7043
    @iansuarezb.7043 3 роки тому

    Freaking diabolical mate... NICE

  • @johnconnor6884
    @johnconnor6884 2 роки тому

    Marvellous 👌

  • @jimmalone4309
    @jimmalone4309 3 роки тому

    Lovin' the Kerry Gold shout out lol

  • @ufem2159
    @ufem2159 3 роки тому

    Excellent Video!

  • @TheEnd-jj5zh
    @TheEnd-jj5zh 2 роки тому

    I just finished my first campaign. I started a civil war against stadia and conquered all of Calradia as my empire called the Demonian Empire. Then retired after giving all my companions cities. Living on 600000 dinars and married with land in every major city

  • @Zatarra69
    @Zatarra69 9 місяців тому

    bro that was amazing

  • @mundotop1531
    @mundotop1531 3 роки тому

    Good video bro i love it

  • @KristofKarwinskithegreat-se5pu
    @KristofKarwinskithegreat-se5pu 3 роки тому

    I was an vassel for king Ulric from Sarleon and successfuly betrayed him too and cuz he fought on many fronts he let me have independence

  • @moritztabor1678
    @moritztabor1678 3 роки тому

    Epic bro

  • @MadManiac36
    @MadManiac36 3 роки тому +1

    Did he just... Rub butter on himself at the end? What?

  • @shinkoyou
    @shinkoyou 3 роки тому

    Yo the horse with 17 kills kinda spooky man

  • @Kitiguya
    @Kitiguya 3 роки тому

    people might insult Harlaus all the time, but believe it or not, on xbox one i managed to attain a 1000+ day war against all factions vs swadia, and king harlaus actually managed to bitch clap his way through all the other factions ass cheeks for once in his lazy life. sadly it didnt last long though, cause as we were about to destroy the nords, vaegirs, and kergs... harlaus of course ordered everyone back for a feast. which led to the imminent rebalancing of the territory distribution, by the other factions re-clapping their way through our conquered land.
    the swadians still hold strong though, with all of their main capital cities.
    although i found a funny occurrence where if the nords take over praven and suno, and the swadians already have conquered other capital cities, and if you take both of harlaus' cities back, and ask harlaus for them, he has a high chance of giving them to you, giving you most of swadias trade, and some of the better places for opening businesses.

  • @notgoddhoward5972
    @notgoddhoward5972 3 роки тому +3

    I was born in a butter, but you will die in one

  • @MaxTheGamingMan
    @MaxTheGamingMan 3 роки тому +1

    Ah yes, How to play Vlandia: The sequel

  • @taavidude
    @taavidude 2 роки тому +1

    How to Swadia: Get a lot of Swadian Knights, F1 and F3 and watch the enemy die.

  • @dupdk
    @dupdk 2 роки тому

    quality contenti

  • @Astraben
    @Astraben 3 роки тому

    That song was so cursed I'm now a banshee

  • @onetwothreefourfive12345
    @onetwothreefourfive12345 3 роки тому

    this vid is incredible ty :))

  • @miznich69
    @miznich69 3 роки тому

    Subscribed!

  • @richardbusta8899
    @richardbusta8899 2 роки тому

    What in the fever dream did I just see

  • @roundduck7005
    @roundduck7005 3 роки тому

    Very nice edit dude.
    Subbing for the HQ content ::)

  • @eoinh8425
    @eoinh8425 2 роки тому

    goddamn what a throwback...

  • @slightlyburntmarshmallow4301
    @slightlyburntmarshmallow4301 3 роки тому

    Worth the wait