shower thoughts that make me question reality..
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- shower thoughts that make me question reality..
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ah yes, here we are again, more shower thoughts. i'm not sure what it is about these, but i'm always stunned by some of them. they make you think, question, and begin to despise reality.
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1:08
"Sleep is just death being shy"
Exurb1a
thank you.
@@inkblade00 you're welcome
Aaah you are a man of culture as well....
Oli N litteraly the first thing I thought about
Oli N thought the same thing
Shower thought: you've woken up over *10,000* times and you're still not used to it.
Damn, same.
Sadly true
The fudge it mean your old
So hes 27yrs old how is he old??
@@ss-pu8hc ????
My favorite: The 'a' in 'apart' is a part of 'apart' but the 'a' in 'a part' is apart from 'a part'.
Its...lovely
whait , what?
@@Bruno-dv3ym Apart means separate but it's one word, meaning that 'a' is not apart but a *part* of the word 'apart'. So basically the opposite of the word, or more verbosely, antonymical.
Then we have the phrase 'a part', in which the starting letter 'a' is *apart* from it. Even if it isn't a word but a phrase, it's still quite cool.
godzilla has a stroke reading this and fking died
I dont know how i managed to understand that
2:33
Doctor is happy when you are sick
Mechanic is happy when your car broke down
Lawyer is happy when you mess up
And only Thief wishes you wealth and prosperity
But does a gravedigger get happy when you die?
@@cuboembaralhado8294 It deppends on what kind of person is the gravedigger. Does he have respect for the dead? Does he understands the tragedy and inevitability of death? Or does he just view ceremonial burial as a stable source of money?
Not to mention that someone without regard for ethic of every kind, may have a second "job" as a graverobber.
So they can do the opposite to you
how do they wish you prosperity if they want to steal ur money?
@@DigitalAqua. Exactly
These thought are really making me question how showers can be so intelegent
Oh no, it's you again
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access why do i see ur comments everywhere lol
Ive seen u many times
what the hell is intelegent? 🤣🤣
Morty lololol so intelegent
I love how you don’t just randomly state shower thoughts, but flow through them cleanly
I'd like this but, its at 696 likes. I'd be a criminal if I liked it.
Yeah ur right.
Hand Grabbing Fruits That is hard to read!!!!!!
Mr. Nonsense he said you can’t hum if your nose is closed but I can
exactly unlike those stupid text to speech reddit videos
"If two mind readers are reading each others minds, whose mind are they reading?"
These videos make me question reality.
The reality is mind readers don’t exist
You’re not questioning reality you’re questioning a fantasy
@@Ok-gp3nc wow who would’ve guessed
@@Ok-gp3nc how can u say that
BATMAN says their own minds and the other mind reader's mind!🙂
They are basically just talking to each other. Who says the can't have their own thoughts as well as being able to hear the other person's thoughts.
"You can't snap your fingers inside your mouth"
I fell for it. I snapped inside my mouth and it hurt so damn bad.
F.
F
😧
Same to me lol
Same🙄
"you sleep for a third of your life"
Gamers: are you sure about that
UA-cam, I think you're missing a few likes here
Justine Thanos Yup, underrated comment right there..
Yeah I've had 4 hours of sleep in the past 5 days, redbull is the only thing keeping me awake right now
@@bigchungus8436 You're probably going to start hallucinating soon. You should go to bed.
Yea relatable
"Your future wife is probably telling her boyfriend that they'll be together"
Bold of you to assume that i'll have a future wife.
Good luck
I don't want a wife so yeahhh
*insert same*
aubrey hotchkiss Nah I just like living with my family
aubrey hotchkiss I ain't gay or a girl
Shower thought: why is grey called grey and not light black unlike other colors which have a light version
And Pink is called Pink, rather than Light Red.
And purple is purple, not dark red
why not dark white
@@zarthy4169 "No, it is light ish red"
Grey can also be called dark white
“You see people every day that you will never see again.”
*Laughs in coronavirus*
Wait a sec
It is possible to see someone again. Through a dream you might see a total stranger, but that is just someone you saw and your brain just remembers the face.
😀
Shower thought: almost everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards.
IQ level 3 digit, lol😂
Me: Throws phone*
Also Me:YeP
I know you said “almost” but this is a joke. A balloon with helium! Did you ever think of that???
Don’t look at my profile Picture that actually eventually comes down to balloons dont stay like that forever
@@hieveryone6129 Good point, but at the same time at one point it will pop and come back down.
Shower thought: if everything is a dream you must be really, really, creative.
Huhwhat ? 😂
Big brain
I have the weirdest most odd dreams- I guess I'm creative??
You could have a boring life.........
every person/face in your dreams are people you have seen before in your life.
*shower thought* you could think about something for the last time and never know
"sleep is just a free trial of death"
Death seems pretty comfortable and refreshing especially after staying awake for almost 2 days racing against time to submit your 3 months of homework intime
"If vegetarians don't like each other, is it still considered beef"
This had me rolling😂😂
Oluchi Izah no. Then they have broccoli
I BEEN SAYING THAT I WAS WAITING FOR IT TO BE POSTED😂😂
😂😂
Oluchi Izah I’m a vegetarian lol
Oluchi Izah nah it’s considered broccoli
Shower thought: *We’ve all technically kicked a pregnant women before*
No, I haven't. I WOULDN'T DARE
Hexi u don’t get it do u??
@@convertible412 Think about it
😂 I haven’t thought about that
Bro Hexi we did because as a baby we kicked our mom inside of her stomach
Shower thought:
When you pointed a flashlight at the night sky the light would still be traveling into instellar space and into the cosmos
Wanna know sum?
The light you shined into the night sky is probably still traveling through space even after you took it off
You wanna know something? The refraction of the light on the air particles in the atmosphere will prevent any normal flashlight's light from reaching space. And even it if does, it won't get far.
Shower thought-
You aren't actually afraid of the dark, you're afraid of the things in the dark.
GMM song reference?
This is on every comment section ever please stop I’m begging you
@@DuccDev hmm
@@DuccDev Who are you referring to? 🤔
@@nuetralkitty58 there’s literally a comment above you saying the same thing.
“Shower thought:
You’re not afraid of being alone in your house, you’re afraid of NOT being alone in your house”
Scary shower thought: You actually aren't afraid of being left alone at your house, you are afraid that you are NOT alone
Woah.. that’s actually really true, did not realize that
Genius😂
Thanos really is cursed with knowledge.
Your not afraid of the dark, your afraid of what’s in the dark.
@@Radikai968 xD🤣😂
Shower thought: When you can decide on something you are basically arguing with yourself.
Can't *
Wh-
cant*
It’s not the sounds itself that makes music/songs beautiful and meaningful, but it’s the silence in between each sound that does it.
I'm not sure how much you know about music but there is plenty of stuff that goes into a song that is not a note and a rest. There is the tempo or speed of the song. The dynamics, how loud or how quiet it is. Slurs which remove the space of no sound between each note. But yes, the space in-between each note does help with the song ,but it does not make it a song
The eye of a hurricane is actually the calmest spot in a hurricane almost 0 wind and sometimes it’s sunny but in the other hand the eye wall around the eye has the strongest winds in the entire storm
"Cleaning is just rearranging dirt"
- This video
*"You're just making space for the dirt you're gonna bring in later"*
- Gumball
DaRwIn
AnAiS
RiChArD
NiCoLe
HaRoLD
Exercising is just hurting your self until it doesn’t hurt anymore
Hunter Martin yes!
Yep, that's going in my gallery.
Don't fight me, I have screenshots.
TRUE
Hunter Martin true
Ok
“Looking at the back of your eyelids for 8 hours straight”
*Me who only sleeps for 2 hours*
69th like
ohh is it true?
New theory for what happens after death: We rewatch our life over and over. Actually, if that's true, you don't know how many times you've relived this moment.
And that would be where deja vu comes from.
@@girl_from_everywhere and the mandela effect
I don’t mind that theory really I know some people are scared of it but i thinks it’s better then just darkness or something. But I also don’t like it because then I’ll have to relive many deaths of my loved ones.
Shower thought:
“Dang, I need more shampoo
Lmfaoooooo
“Dang I should stop using hot water because my feet turn super dry, and stop staring into nothingness for 5 minutes before using shampoo”
"Why the water is so cold"
When i look at your pfp it looks like a face with a brain that looks like a sky
underrated comment
"Sleep is just a free trial of death"
Your free trial has ended.
Now paying for full version.
"what? NOOO!"
Full version:
Sleep is just a free trial of death
Your free trial has ended pay for the full version
YESSS (looks at account ballence) 0$ what NOOOOO
At least we get free trial for 80+ years! Good deal right!? "Haha haha ha..."
my mom said i can sleep when i'm dead... so i'm paying for a free trial??
NeyherElite I will pay for the full version
Uninstalling and installing is reancerating
Now there's a ruling British king who has used the internet!!🤯
Shower thought: What if “humans” are actually fairy’s, and gravity is the timer for how long you can fly. Jumping is really flying.
I techinically flew once cuz when i was younger i jumped and it lasted for a good 3 seconds
Gravity please work for once
Everyone: *has thoughts in the shower about something smart and meaningful*
Me In the shower: *tries to figure out how to win an argument that happened to me years ago*
Lol same!!!!😂😂😂
P.S. I know people usually say this but its truly relatable
SSilverSquirrel yoo what’s good fam how’s quarantine goin
Same
OMG me
😂😂😂😂
“You can’t move your top teeth”
My little sister wiggling her loose top tooth: *I’m about to end this man’s whole career*
He meant to say 'You can't move your upper jaw'
You get what you deserve.
r/wooosh
ArcticFoxPT Mapper explain how this is a woooosh 🤔
@@chubbyfroggos7497 He probably didn't get the joke, if not obviously.
That's what I thought
“Before the invention of phones, the question: “Where are you” , has probably never been asked”
- people in the stone age playing hide and seek: ._.
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I've just thought of that😂😂
Respect for them lol
Or people before phones in general.
I’v been listening to you so i can sleep for years now. This week i got diagnosed with MS. My life just changed. It Will never be the same, but the words you said about
”sometimes good things happen and sometimes bad things happen, we just gotta play with the Cards we’ve been given”
That really spoke to me. Thank you
Shower thought: what if someone in the world is doing the exact same thing that I’m doing right now
Al DeY sooooo someone is sitting eating ice cream in ur cozy bed watching Kim possible on Disney+ while watching shower thoughts HAHA doubt that 😂😂😂 (that’s what I’m doing btw)
ッCloudyStars umm hi same
Sarah 😂😂😂
Sarah doubt it
ッCloudyStars you sure about that
Shower thought: *oh shit I forgot about my essay due tomorrow I haven't even started*
Tooooo mother fricking underrated i can almost pee myself 😂😂
LMFAO SO UNDERRATED 😂
I actually have a pre test I need to finish by tomorrow
💀💀💀
Damn how did you know I had a test tomorrow
No seriously I do 😧😳
As soon as bro said something about breathing I instantly started manually breathing 🤣
Shower Thought: “Are you asleep?” Is the only question you can never truthfully answer yes to.
*laughs in dreams*
"Are you mute? "Are you going to stay silent?" "Are you divisible by 0?"
@@vadenlow5953 you can type yes in the chat, you can nod your head, um idk about that last one
‘Are you dead?’ You can’t answer yes or no 😮
Are you dead
Shower thought: The only times we ever talk about shower thoughts are outside the shower.
Lmao
Speak for yourself, ever heard of group shower talks?
Cereal Eater Lmaooo
eshal shoaib
Japan
Says who?
Shower thought : sex is basically transferring unborn kids to a different person
Gataar not always
So basically,the men are the one’s delivering the baby *im guessing*
Have you heard of a condom
Actually, no! Without the woman, the spermatozoïde is only a cell. Just like any other but when it meets the ovaries, then it becomes a child... We learned that once
Its like trading “ Ima give you this disappointing kid for that funny child”
Shower thought: Most of the time when we dream, we don't know what's gonna happen. So there's like 2 parts of you, the audience and the film maker
these videos are so calming
"There are only 365 different birthdays"
*Cries in leap year
😂😂😂😂tuff
is that shiina
I hope you realize that people born on leap year celebrate their birthday on March first...
Cries in the 1/2
SAME, my birthday is literally February 29th
Shower thought: Every time you cough/sneeze, it is synchronized to atleast one random person
Its not impossible for only one person to sneeze though
@@prwedros4883 you dont get it dont you?
N1kc_ Exacts true, but considering there are 8 billion humans on earth and humans aren’t the only animals that can sneeze, the odds of a single living entity sneezing with no other random living thing sneezing at the same time is so low that there isn’t a point to your comment
Dont you die for a second when you sneeze?
Daylight Dreamer YT *_wut_*
That was too much for me to handle you givw so much information in such short time that it just overwhelm my 2 brain cells
Every single idea put up by you makes sence and if i pause after every thought and tink aboit it for 5 min every single one of them makes even more sence my mind is blown awaya
Shower thought: The moment we are born is the moment we start to die
I CAN'T HANDLE THESE COMMENTS ANYMORE I FEEL LIKE DEATH IS CLOSE NOW😭💀
I don't what to say
@@jus.some.silly.little.guy. 😶
Seriously i wanted to reply something but i don't what to say
@@jus.some.silly.little.guy. Lmao it's all good bro
Shower thought: History class will only get harder and harder
Perfect
It’s not a thought, it’s a fact🤣🤣
You made history
Yeah!
waterbottle mlp gaming it will prob be easy since we are living in it lol
‘’ no British ruling king has used the internet” well timed
I like how you connect all of the shower thoughts.
Aperture: When you sleep, it's just you looking at the back of your eyelids for 8 hours straight.
Me: bold of you to asume I get 8 hours of sleep
😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
lmao me.
is he assuming that i sleep with my eyes close-
@@shadwfreak7800 ....Snakes sleep with their eyes open..
*shower thought:* the moment you're born is basically like a "face reveal" to your parents.
And my parents we probably disappointed with what they saw xD
And an unboxing for the parents.
Oh Shit 🤔💯
😱well that explains why they looked scared
Victoria Ramirez The moment you’re born, you already own the government a lot of money.
“no ruling british king has ever used the internet” might wanna change that part
Thank you for making this for some reason it calmed me down
Shower thought: Sleeping and waking up is basically one long blink
@JordyPordy 23 because your phone comes back to life and the animal is dead forever
@JordyPordy 23 Indeed
@@scissor_hands4296 idk how to react to the fact that somebody actually needed you to make that point. wowie...
@@scissor_hands4296 oh, he's a kid, that kind of makes sense, i guess (?) o.O
Underrated
Shower thought: Sleep is just time travel to breakfast.
I must say, the best time to time travel to
@*sips tea* Then you are not allowed to sleep :p
3970xRocks that crazy
*sleeps til 2pm EST* OOp-
Yo-
The thumbnail makes the video look like a meme compilation but it’s actually professional looking
You got me at Downhill parts of the roller coaster being the most fun
Shower thought:
If you cut off Mike wasouski’s legs you’d be beheading him
Epic Gamer why isn’t this comment popular ?🤣😂
@@donn1385 probably because it was out 4 days ago
GET OUT MY HEAD !!! 🤯🤯
That is so cool to think about
wtf wtf wtf wtf
*And We are Weird*
**Tick-Tock ad pop up**
Me: seems about right
The fact you spelt it tick tock made it even better
@@brunomcleod it doesn't deserve such respect
@@lmao.3661 You right
You mean qisjaksja ad
😂
Watching a clip from my favorite tv show as a child is more interesting and satisfying then going back and watching the full episode.
The first one i have been thinking of 24/7, even before watching this vid
Shower thought: you can’t think about the next thing you will think about because you will already be thinking it
Whoah!!
True
I lost some braincells reading that
Shower thought: When you jump you fall for half a second, and when you walk you're just catching yourself from tripping over and over again.
Ya lost me
😂😂😂. Yea no shit
now i wont be able to walk normally for 7 minutes
When you run you’re just jumping forward with one foot then the other over and over again
I'm bouta trip, no I'm fine, it's gonna happen again, I caught myself
your videos are insane, keep it up
Shower thought: people: “nothing lasts forever” me: technically life does for you. Like if you die before someone you don’t live forever to them but you do to you. So technically everyone lives forever
Unless there's something after death
Souls are immortal, bodies you all using in this world is mortal.
@@StalkerStrike762u are right exactly
Shower Thought: Mirrors don't break, they just multiply into more mirrors.
Tru
True, but isn't that the same with most objects?
@Chase the Electric God
*confused screaming*
0-0
...that's literally with every object XD. Matter cannot be destroyed, it just changes form.
"The question: "Where are you?" was probably never asked.".
People who play hide and seek: Sure ...
people who wrote letters 500 years ago... *sure*
also people in the darkness/blinds
People who asked "anyone here", and got a response but didn't see the responder:
*sure*
People who get lost in walmart while they're young
People calling there family on the phone:
Sure...
6:19
“ you should really clean your glasses right now”
Me:removes glasses and checks
Also me:how did you know
IDK BUT IT SCARES ME CUZ THEY *WERE* CRUSTY AF
For the mind readers thing, i imagine it being like a camera filming its own screen, or a microphone picking up the sound it recorded a milisecond ago played right next to it, such loops usually pick up random frequencies or payterns, so i imagine any background thought of any of the mind readers could start rapidly reappearing in both of their minds, either forcing one of them to stop because it got too unbearable, or just creating a new really weird way to meditate, clearing your mind by flooding it with every thiught you might have.
Shower thought: you can’t say “I’m dead” without lying
video games lol
@j you respawn in video games, soo..
Minecraft Hardcore: *-respawn-* about that..
@@jamesmathew6164 that's not true, it's just the color of your screen changing.
Unless you simulate consciousness
Neither that you "can't speak".
Shower thought: When you see this comment someone else could be reading it with you at the same time
@raincoattt Different time zones
@raincoattt oh okay
my loneliness: aight ima head out
Who’s reading this in February at 6:00?
Yep
DUDE THAT IS SUCH A COUNCEDENCE THIS VIDEO APPEARED IN MY RECOMMENDATIONS THE SAME DAY I THOUGHT ABOUT HOW YOU HAVE 2:00 MINUTES LEFT YO LIVE BUT BREATHING RESETS THE TIMER
Just got back from the dispensary, this is great.
Shower thought: People say don't talk to strangers but that's how we make friends.
yup
"Don't make friends"
Yes
Daymn
Well, strangers that *aren’t your age.*
If you’re 8 years old, hang with people that are around your age, like 6 - 11
But if you’re 15, hang with people that are about 13 - 18
*I get the joke; but this is a good explanation.*
Shower thought: Life is one big preparation for death.
That’s just a fact
Huh
・O・
Damn..
Yeah like you thought of this and there were no people called egyptians. THEIR LIFE WAS CENTERED ON THAT FACT
the quote if we never made mistakes we wouldn't learn is just to make people feel better because if we never made mistakes there wouldn't be a need to learn
You've really got to watch this video while high. Honestly it's so mind-blowing and mind bending thinking.
Why are people with glasses considered “smart” if they failed a test to get them?
that’s sadly true.......
Ouch
You mean "if they failed a test to not get them"
Im a lazy dumbass who knows nothing but cars and is terrible at school. Heh
Actually that's a stereotype and a stereotype is bad to think
Shower thoughts: everyone you've ever imagined probably exists, existed or will exist.
So long ago someone probably thought of us
frickin shrek they probably didn’t think of us exactly but maybe like their great great grandkids of something
@@marklleshi3383 ahh yes
*or has stopped existing.*
so like inklings and octolings???
his voice is just way too soothing
"No ruling British King has ever used the internet" 💀
“You can’t move your top teeth”
My grandma: *takes out dentures*
HAHHA
Why this only have 31 likes? Omg
😂😂😂😂
Just made it 100
A baseball bat or sewer pipes to the face can prove that wrong
Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.
underrated comment
Underrated genius
This is ancient
I don't think cops hope you're a criminal
69 pls dont like this
“You can’t move your top teeth”
Loose top teeth: *you fool*
5:33 that aged well
shower thought: when we mow the lawn, we are shaving the earth
But the earth is a ball so that must mean it has a BROTHER?
@@charlenetownsend7681 OH MY GOD-
Charlene Townsend NO JUST NO 😭😭
Charlene Townsend but that would mean that if like the smell of fresh cut grass, you actually like the smell fresh cut earth pubic hair. ;-;
Charlene Townsend oh wow u guys r all just wow
Shower thought: Dating a women who has kids is like playing on a different man's saved game
Monique Bryant WOAH
WOW
@@s__thenoone9440 ew
🤣💀
@@razvanbaltatescu6099 ?
This is a fun exercise in perspective.
"365 birthdays for nearly 8 billion people."
Those born on Feb 29: ...
This guy: Before phones, people probably never asked "where are you?"
Telegraphs: *I'm bouta end this mans whole career.*
Sunz blind people 😟
Hide and seek much
Did this dude forget about letters?
Amina Knows best how would you send a letter without knowing where they are
@@aminazzzz With letters you need to know the address lmfao
Him : sleeping is just starring at your eyelids for eight hours.
People who sleep with their eyes open : *You dare underestimate my power*
Why doesn't this have 1k+ likes? 😂
@z zu 5he kid3 ?
I sleep for longer so...
I either sleep for 4 hours or 12 not ever 8
Lmao
White lightning and Munich looping. Great rollercoasters
Him: your lungs are trying to kill you
Me: that’s crazy
Takes a puff from inhaler
"speaking of cleaning you should really clean your glasses right now"
Me: *how* *did* *you* *kn*-
*Heh I i did...*
I literally said that
Exactly
I don’t wear glasses
I’ve got another one: When people think about travelling to the past, they worry about accidentally changing the present, but no one in the present really thinks they can radically change the future.
Huh. That’s right. Because the present is the future’s past and we’re constantly effecting it. (Jesus Christ typing this made me cringe.)
W T F
That's because whatever you do in the present is what is always meant to be. But if you change something in the past, the butterfly effect may change your present. That's why they worry about it.
Nah bro thts just some edgy snowflake shit u read.
its because the past is mostly something people have information about therefore people have more control and is more predictable, the future is something that people have no information about therefore highly unpredictable
Shower question : When the first word was made, what word(s) did they use to define it?
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Maybe they just pointed to something and said the word. Like you point to a rock and say ‘rock.’
@@monochrome7061 what about feelings? Did the person just fuck his wife in front of everyone and say this is sex
@@pipi_1309 well maybe they didn’t define certain words until they had other words to define it with. But I guess that would be an easy way of getting it across.
Why is his voice so calming??
"Before phones, 'where are you?' was never asked."
People playing hide-and-seek: *Am I a joke to you?*
lmao
Imao
That actually came up to my mind
lmao
Lmao