So basically, Vader is the best pilot, has deafeated several assasins and other jedi, has defeated a horde of zombies, can revive people and much more.
To say nothing of him mind controlling and killing literal star destroyer sized space monsters. Or the time he destroyed an ENTIRE PLATOON of rebel soldiers with vehicles support and heavy weapons - by himself. With a lightsaber. Makes you wonder where all this power was in the first 3 movies huh? "Vader is so strong, he threw random objects at me while we dueled with lightsabers. I can't beat him!" - Luke.
i was thinking the same "how can he be infected if most of his body is mechanical" and then he turned on the queen and just forces her explaining how his arm is mechanical ... it was a good feeling.
I mean it worked for the Emperor. There was a story where they used some super plague to try and assassinate the Emperor and he held it off with the force. It wasn't enough alone to fight off the plague, he still needed transportation to a medical facility to save his life. But the disease literally killed everyone else in the building, thousands of guards and innocent people, and Palps was at worst on his knees coughing and bleeding from the eyes but still able to talk clearly and get Vader to help him through sheer force power.
Vader is a good citizen during quarantine : Wears a mask Practices social distancing Stays away from others when infected Knows the signs of diseases. Be like Vader
as soon is i saw vader's arm get bitten i was like, wait isn't he a half robot balding depressed man with asthma that had a robotic arm? yeah... he also doesn't die untill ROTJ
Corona jokes are too easy. Let's go for a Hollow Knight/Infection joke instead. The Radiance: "...ANCIENT ENEMY... I DO NOT FEAR YOU..." Vader: "Then you will die braver than most."
I love how at first dude is all "im not afraid of this fool!" n then by then end he's halfway lost his mind being witness to the pure savageness that is Darth Vader.
I think that Darth Vader could have used her as a powerful asset, as a sort of secret weapon of his own against those who trespass in his castle on Mustafar.
If my timeline is correct, he already tried that with the Blackwing Virus in Death Troopers, and that whole thing was a failure. I imagine he didn't want to waste time on a slightly different infection when the first went so wrong.
TV host from Galactic Daily: Fellow Galactic citizens, today is April 23rd, 43ABY, the most heartbreaking day since the explosion of the Death Star. I’m terribly sorry to announce that our beloved Sith Lord Darth Vader has been tested positive for COVID-19 and already transported to ICU. Grand Admiral Thrawn was appointed to take full command of the Imperial Armed Force temporarily by Emperor Palpatine until the full recovery of Lord Vader. During the last 24 hours, 70 million new cases have been confirmed in Coruscant and the death toll has already reached 3 billion. Last night, Emperor Palpatine declared a Galactic Pandemic and called on the Rebel Alliance and the remaining Jedi to cease fire.
Darth Vader: "and make sure the helmet can flash different color lights through the lenses!" Engineer: "... W-Why?" Darth Vader: "I don't know, mustafarian zombies or whatever..."
He judges them fairly and rarely kills them for their failures. They are the muscle. It is officers he has a problem with, for they are supposed to be the mind and always fail him.
You know, what if the video was about that? Too bad people run to the comment section before they watch the video so they can write a badly thought comment for a couple likes
Infected Trooper: (Bites Vader)
Vader: I'm four prosthetic limbs ahead of you.
The Mother: *”SPELL ICUP”*
Vader: *”No.”*
The mother (surprised pikachu face)
Darth Vader: I C U DIE
@@jeremysorejian LOL
Bites hand
Vader: “you fool I don’t have a hand”
Bites legs
Vader:” I ain’t got that either”
Infected: aight now I just feel sorry for you :(
Vader : *I have no lungs ether*
Infected : Okay Jesus you need to get someone to save your poor life we don't wanna touch something going through that
@@Jhood05SCP jajaja muy buena esa
yea he is all his limbs are robot parts
*bites padme*
Vader:
Bites other leg
Jokes on you he's a living ventilator
Kevin Grenouiller LIVING VENTILATOR. WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY, I CANT EVEN LAUGH BECAUSE ITS LIKE MIDNIGHT
At least his initials don’t spell out air conditioner
*_darth ventilator_*
Hahahahhahhahaa
@@brixnotbricks “Anakin Conditioner”
So basically, Vader is the best pilot, has deafeated several assasins and other jedi, has defeated a horde of zombies, can revive people and much more.
Op as frick
Since when can he revive people?
To say nothing of him mind controlling and killing literal star destroyer sized space monsters. Or the time he destroyed an ENTIRE PLATOON of rebel soldiers with vehicles support and heavy weapons - by himself. With a lightsaber.
Makes you wonder where all this power was in the first 3 movies huh?
"Vader is so strong, he threw random objects at me while we dueled with lightsabers. I can't beat him!" - Luke.
@@jg2323 Vader just played with Luke.
@@jg2323 well Luke would still beat Vader which is Canon by Lucas
The Mother: *Burns in the lava*
Vader: So that's what it looks like
Yeah about 2.5 minutes in I was like “wait. Isn’t his arm mechanical?” And later it was 😂
i was thinking the same "how can he be infected if most of his body is mechanical" and then he turned on the queen and just forces her explaining how his arm is mechanical ... it was a good feeling.
Me too
Same
He had nubs for legs and a arm but he still had one full arm.
Same lol I thought that too
3:38 - I love how the lighting on his visor makes it look like eyes peering the trooper. Open eyed, he looks quite saddened by this!
Lets appreciate how Vader tried saving the trooper that got grabbed and saved that whining advisor that was attacked by a guard.
i love how the thumbnail was like "oh no Vader is infected bitten on the arm"........HE HAS NO ARMS!!!
😂😂
One arm has more flesh unless it was cut off because the Emperor secretly has OCD
Or legs
Trick
Wow. Figured that out all by yourself?
Darth Vader social distancing champion since 19BBY
Areet stephen its joe
Don't know, I'd probably have to give that one to Obi Wan also.
Vader vs. Obi Wan vs. Yoda in a triple threat match to decide the championship!
@@azariahkyras7736
No, a 3 way rap battle.
Very creepy lol
This is why I have to live on Mustafar so I’m miles away from everyone
What are your thoughts on high ground anakin?
Ayo glass is just hot sand
Desu Neko yeah I know
Force ghost I am. No fear for Carona I have. Only fear is the path to the dark side
@@anakinskywalker7208 oki nice, but I just gotta ask
What's ur opinion on glass?
Lowkey this tricking her was so an anakin move
I surrender
Vader could have just used retribution because he technically IS anakin
It would've been very effective. He'd've probably taken out half of the bugs.
Well he is
Just gotta press that win button
@@mentalforge728 though to be honest, dice calmed down on his win button
Or just choke then saber throw followed by a jump swing wombo combo to finish them off.
Even if infection went in to Darth Vader's blood, I think he could just throw this infection away from his blood with the help of Force.
Or hold it back for long enough
That's possible???
at this point im convinced the force can do everything
@@shiveredmytimber3148 Play KoTOR 2. Exile can do the same.
I mean it worked for the Emperor. There was a story where they used some super plague to try and assassinate the Emperor and he held it off with the force. It wasn't enough alone to fight off the plague, he still needed transportation to a medical facility to save his life. But the disease literally killed everyone else in the building, thousands of guards and innocent people, and Palps was at worst on his knees coughing and bleeding from the eyes but still able to talk clearly and get Vader to help him through sheer force power.
Vader is a good citizen during quarantine :
Wears a mask
Practices social distancing
Stays away from others when infected
Knows the signs of diseases.
Be like Vader
General Grievous *Hello there*
@General Grievous Ooop, you got the beer virus! Who gets to inherit your lightsaber collection, dear general?
Nobody expected this
I'll remember to kill some kids next time *just like vader*
@@starlite.lol. his username was the spanish inquisition when I left that
“Only flesh and blood can be infected-“
“Vader’s arm was, unfortunately for her, mechanic”
Unless it’s a...computer virus!
I’ll stop
Lol
@losingiscommon Animations cringe
@@donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495 someone got jetstreamed sam'd too much
I think they've tried that a few times in various comics. Someone hacked Vaders suit and he just 'lol, the force' his way through it anyway.
lore wise I dont think that would work because the arms are connected to his brain (I think) not an ai
"The rest of 2020 won't be that bad"
May 2020
2020 "you understeamat my power"
@@yairtirosh8446 me: don't try it.
It's over I have a mechanical arm
@Luis Martinez you mean my sentence or the the meme
@@gabrielaj2066 2020: it's of i have the high ground
as soon is i saw vader's arm get bitten i was like, wait isn't he a half robot balding depressed man with asthma that had a robotic arm? yeah... he also doesn't die untill ROTJ
sounds like Night of the lava zombies needs to be dubbed.
Yeah it should
As it should be
Star Wars: Night of the Lava Dead.
As ever. Anakin Skywalker remains a clever trickster.
I'm like "how the hell is he infected with a virus?" And I suddenly realize "oh yeah his limbs are replaced with cybernetics"..
Darth vader is pretty much a walking breathing ventilator
True but arent ya dead fives?
Ventilator and space terminater
Mhm
Corona jokes are too easy. Let's go for a Hollow Knight/Infection joke instead.
The Radiance: "...ANCIENT ENEMY... I DO NOT FEAR YOU..."
Vader: "Then you will die braver than most."
@Frosty Jim
I assure you, COVID jokes will be quite operational!
“Emperor Palpatine... Vader....”
“Vader got attacked by Mastafarian Lava Zombies...”
Emperor: -Angrily screams and goes on a rant-
Dude the virus is straight up like the Hollow Knight infection, orange, glowing eyes, hostile, and the fact the Mustafarians are BUGS of all things.
This does have hollow knight vibes, with the bugs and infection.
Ward
The Mustafarian Gang 💪 💯
Yeah I saw them bite his arm and I was thinking "isnt that electronic? Didn't it burned and replaced in episode 3?"
*Darth Vader gets infected by virus*
Kim Jong Un: *You know the rules so do I*
Darth Vader: *IMPRESSIVE*
Darth vader:hey kim jong un wanna a free ticket to hell
Kim jong un:OH NO
I always ask myself how someone could bite through a stormtrooper armor. I know it's not all plate covered, but still.
With immense numbers overwhelming just one person, it is very easy to find openings in the armor, or created by the sudden assault
The Infected had superhuman strength, they could force an entire steel sealed tight door open
Death Troopers' Project Blackwing. Terrifying thing to read, one of my faves
For the advisor, it was the most horrifying day of his life. For Vader, it was Mustafarian Tuesday.
I imagine after Vader finally killed mother he was grumbling to himself "Finally that pieceshit is outta here now I can live here peacefully."
I love how at first dude is all "im not afraid of this fool!" n then by then end he's halfway lost his mind being witness to the pure savageness that is Darth Vader.
But he has a metal arm!
(Ah that's why he didn't actually get infected)
I love the realization
Lucky because it was the left arm
cant lie when the mother got dragged into the lava was pretty brutal
But Vader has a mask!
Not all masks filter air
What does his mask have to do with anything ?
@@MrGanjie The correlation between this video and currently ongoing events on our world...
@Samson M
Masks don’t matter in this situation
@@joyandmorality as long as the virus doesn't have the high ground
This is what happens when we don't listen to the quarantine rules!
Brandon Bonett Vader did not wash his hand’s
Bruh
Yes
Everybody gangsta till Vader fakes the infecteds
Disturbance in the Force such a classic line for star wars and one time in Ninjago
😂
“When Darth Vader was infected with a virus (Except he was just pretending)”
@There Is No Spoon just like Piccolo in Dragon Ball Z during the Garlic Jr. arc 😂😂
Then how tf he got glowing eye's and turned into them
@@A_username_here im pretty sure his mask eyes can glow red
@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 h o w
@@A_username_here lights red lights how else is he sposed to see his enemies in the dark
You can not make Vader more relatable than he already is
tell me about it
The one time Obi Wan's retalitation actually did something for Vader/Anakin.
Have you ever heard the tragedy...
...of Darth Plagueis the wise?
@@tiredamphibian i've heard that his apprentice was a b*tch
Of darth corona the contagious?
It is literally not the story China would tell you.
jeck jeck *look of confusion*
I think that Darth Vader could have used her as a powerful asset, as a sort of secret weapon of his own against those who trespass in his castle on Mustafar.
I felt like he could somehow combine the infection and the force. I thought that's where this was going.
If my timeline is correct, he already tried that with the Blackwing Virus in Death Troopers, and that whole thing was a failure. I imagine he didn't want to waste time on a slightly different infection when the first went so wrong.
TV host from Galactic Daily: Fellow Galactic citizens, today is April 23rd, 43ABY, the most heartbreaking day since the explosion of the Death Star. I’m terribly sorry to announce that our beloved Sith Lord Darth Vader has been tested positive for COVID-19 and already transported to ICU. Grand Admiral Thrawn was appointed to take full command of the Imperial Armed Force temporarily by Emperor Palpatine until the full recovery of Lord Vader. During the last 24 hours, 70 million new cases have been confirmed in Coruscant and the death toll has already reached 3 billion. Last night, Emperor Palpatine declared a Galactic Pandemic and called on the Rebel Alliance and the remaining Jedi to cease fire.
Glory to the Empire!
Argentineball But I don’t know whether the Empire can contain COVID-19. 😂
@피터 벤저민파커 Are you sure you aren’t a Rebel?
Argentineball I’m a Jedi, and my name’s Anakin Skywalker.
Ehh, 3 Billion’s nothing, that’s a death rate of what? 0.01%? The Emperor needs to end the lockdown now, I need to get my horns filed.
All I remember from this is ‘lava rakghouls’
I think that Darth Vader will make a very very good prankster
Anakin : "boi glad i have inhaler"
Vader be like “ That stench I’ve smelled it before”
This just proves how badass Vader is
As expected of Vader acting always like a badass. Even the necromancy plague can’t outsmart him.
Vader: " I have a computer virus!"
Vads is good though he's got bionic limbs right.
That's what I'm saying lmfao
Wow, it's almost like watching the video should be done before commenting.
People like you shouldnt be allowed to vote 🤦🏼♂️💀😂😂😂
Built in ventilator too
I prematurely commented my bad lol
at least he wasn't in quarintine. for a quarintine buddy, i choose Thrawn....
LOVE vader' s castle comics. I want em again next Halloween.
Why doesn't anyone talk about the blue shadow virus? It was in the clone wars
Yeah you’re right
very similar to anakin in the most recent clone wars episode fake surrendering till the tactical droid came out of hiding
Zombie bites Vader’s arm
Vader with metal arm: pathetic
3:40
"I... I don't think that'll work... wait what do you mean how is it going through him?"
This is why I love Vader.
It was those flint stones vitamin gummies that really helped him. 😂
Me seeing the trooper bite his arm: But... his arm is robotic!
later in the video: Vader psyched them out
Me: Yep, knew it
When vader said a Disturbance in the force that reminded me of "Last Jedi Knight"
Congrats! Now Vader can't breathe without mask.
Wait a second. What?
Also 1:29 Sith and the boys.
That was sick Vader is badass if people don't like him there is something seriously wrong with them
Darth Vader: "and make sure the helmet can flash different color lights through the lenses!"
Engineer: "... W-Why?"
Darth Vader: "I don't know, mustafarian zombies or whatever..."
Nice, a story with Lava Troopers, you don't see Lava Troopers very much
When I read the thumbnail I thought about project black wing
“The mustparian gang” 🤣🤣
wait if he was faking it, how did he make the eye glowing symptom possible
He has those weird glowy red lenses, he can probably change the colors with some settings.
also he can make his eyes glow with enough rage. Btw they glow anyway
Vader must had juggernog on
Me: Gosh I'm tired of hearing about CoronaVirus let's go watch Star Wars on youtube.
Sees video -Obi Wan Visible Confusion
You may have out smarted me, but I have outsmarted your outsmarting.
did anyone see that the guy bit a METAL HAND
definetly infected
No no one did that’s why it worked
It feels weird seeing Vader show concern for a stormtrooper
3:40 Isin't his arms METAL?
edit: oooh i saw the whole video
Bruh before watching this I got a Star Wars ad that started talking about Darth Vader
Wtf
Nice video
Yellow goo Vader’s eyes turning yellow after infection this reminds me of a certain infection made by a certain moth god
And kinda reminds me of the Rakghoul Plague from SWTOR when your character is in the second stage of the infection with glowing eyes..
So, technically, one wam saved his life by cutting his arms and legs off
Now the same trooper was slowly transforming into a pickle
Vader saved a stormtroopers life :D
of course he prefers troopers to officers due to him fighting with the 501st
He judges them fairly and rarely kills them for their failures. They are the muscle.
It is officers he has a problem with, for they are supposed to be the mind and always fail him.
@@bogustoast22none25 I mean ... they gotta make up to Rex as his second in command. Pretty though spot if you ask me
1:24 can we just sit back and appreciate that roast shown in the comic?
Just read that the Empire has completely eradicated Covid-19 on Alderaan.
Advisor: w-w-what is happening
Vader: just another Tuesday
*Not even Vader escapes from 2020...*
I found it funny how that guy had to pull his skirt up to run like that. XD
Corona vidus: exist
This guy: lets make a video about it
UA-cam recommendation: hello there
Lol
I just noticed
Vidus
Lord Vader always stands triumphant even in the end he successfully defeated Lord Sidious before death.
Thats not even his real arm
Yeah that's what I thought, but since it's his right arm it might just be above where Dooku cut it off ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You know, what if the video was about that? Too bad people run to the comment section before they watch the video so they can write a badly thought comment for a couple likes
He was pretending
dude when imperial guards break character you know its serious 1:23
nice timing for irl lol
I wish we would get more back store and secrets of Vaders Fortress. Like how was it destroyed in Rise of Skywalker, for example..... ☠🤏☠
That dude biting his arm cant do anything, vader doesnt have any flesh arms
Oh :|
This is a very appropriate video for this time
*Back up six feet.*
*Vader gets bitten*
"Ohhh call an ambulance.....but not for me."
Corona: exist
This video: hello there
5:06 that purple guy with long hat has an heart atack
When they say coronavirus is a novel virus that has never been seen before and yet we see Vader get the virus a long time ago lmao...
I was confused why he got infected when he got bit because he doesn't have arms.
to say that confused me to no end is a understatement
Well atleast it wasnt Corona. With those busted lungs dude would be pushing on daisies
5:20 Darth Vader big brain 100%