Madame Web SPOILER REVIEW (Deleted Spider-Man Connections)

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  • @jordangerardpotier
    @jordangerardpotier 9 місяців тому +587

    “Ben gets to be an uncle now…all of the fun and none of the responsibility.”

    • @gabrielc4902
      @gabrielc4902 9 місяців тому +56

      If that’s actually in the movie, I’m ending it all

    • @ternative
      @ternative 9 місяців тому +38

      @@gabrielc4902 it is

    • @josephbernardthesecond4974
      @josephbernardthesecond4974 9 місяців тому +16

      😂🔫

    • @kristjanbirnirivansson528
      @kristjanbirnirivansson528 9 місяців тому +12

      That line is about as bad as if your punter was the MVP but your team was still blown out.

    • @Stefan_Gerards
      @Stefan_Gerards 9 місяців тому +7

      @@ternativeSHUT IT OFF, OTTO! SHUT IT OFF!

  • @KingKodiak
    @KingKodiak 9 місяців тому +128

    "There's no way Kraven can be this bad." Famous last words.

    • @radrobd123
      @radrobd123 9 місяців тому +14

      it's Kraven time

    • @NoonMight
      @NoonMight 9 місяців тому +6

      Sony: Hold my beer

  • @thememeguy2195
    @thememeguy2195 9 місяців тому +460

    Usually i watch these spoiler reviews after i watch the film, not this time.

  • @Jonathan_Collins
    @Jonathan_Collins 9 місяців тому +526

    You know a movie is in big trouble when Sony brought back the writing team of Morbius to write the script for Madame Web. 😂

    • @alexanderlevi3
      @alexanderlevi3 9 місяців тому +28

      There’s no fucking way they actually did that

    • @alexanderlevi3
      @alexanderlevi3 9 місяців тому +21

      Jeez i was really hoping this movie would be good because the characters are interesting and fun characters same as the actors
      There was literally no way to mess this up but somehow sony did

    • @yoyoyoyoyoyo6
      @yoyoyoyoyoyo6 9 місяців тому +14

      I don’t understand people that get excited for Sony superhero movies , Spider-Man characters with no Spider-Man , venoms shit , kraven will be shit , morb is awful , take the hint

    • @Dizcreti
      @Dizcreti 9 місяців тому +11

      @@alexanderlevi3idk why some people are surprised the movie is terrible 💀

    • @cjc2
      @cjc2 9 місяців тому +7

      Thank goodness for the multiverse. We can send this movie and all other bad marvel movies to a forgotten universe not to be associated with the sacred timeline.

  • @haroldchagoya4533
    @haroldchagoya4533 9 місяців тому +63

    You forgot the reference when sydney sweeny says
    “ he was crawling like a spider…….person”😂😂

    • @3CFilms
      @3CFilms  9 місяців тому +22

      Such an INSANE line😂

  • @CineflickProductions
    @CineflickProductions 9 місяців тому +91

    I’m not even joking when I say as I was watching and after finishing the movie all I could think was what in the actual fuck was Sony thinking 💀

  • @griffinbrookscommentary
    @griffinbrookscommentary 9 місяців тому +318

    Every line out of Ezekiel’s mouth and his delivery was pure comedy gold

    • @e3vL1
      @e3vL1 9 місяців тому +12

      Nah. No memes were made. It was just a monotone performance

    • @notBrocker
      @notBrocker 9 місяців тому +20

      @@e3vL1memes will be made
      The whole movie is a meme

    • @ternative
      @ternative 9 місяців тому +4

      lmaoo hes the only character that threw me off, he sounds like he recorded his lines on a completely different day in a completely different room from the actual filming.

    • @hermanporter1747
      @hermanporter1747 9 місяців тому +3

      Ezekiel’s or the voice over tht didn’t match his lips…Jesus Christ this movie sucks and yah ask for tasm3 prolly gone make Andrew a villain in his own movie and nerf him to where he can’t even break outta chains 😂

    • @WeirdEdz
      @WeirdEdz 9 місяців тому

      When Ezekiel said he was supposed to be murdered to his wife it was the funniest shit

  • @DUNESPICER
    @DUNESPICER 9 місяців тому +945

    Madam web was so disappointing, makes morbius look like the dark knight 😭

    • @LorraineStackhouse-b7b
      @LorraineStackhouse-b7b 9 місяців тому +26

      I can see the future

    • @badwolfmovies69
      @badwolfmovies69 9 місяців тому +30

      Was you expecting it to be good?

    • @HerooftheWild
      @HerooftheWild 9 місяців тому

      ​@@LorraineStackhouse-b7b TFS reference?

    • @radiohostalastor
      @radiohostalastor 9 місяців тому +17

      @@badwolfmovies69the trailer made it look gud

    • @Colessolovids
      @Colessolovids 9 місяців тому +16

      Ok let’s not go that far it makes Morbius look like the dark night rises

  • @Nerdlee-27
    @Nerdlee-27 9 місяців тому +104

    I’m glad the Spider-Man connections were deleted. It would’ve been awful had this been connected to any live action Spider-Man universe. Imagine the plot of your movie not mentioning Spider-Man, or at least showing a vision of Peter Parker, growing up and becoming Spider-Man though your entire plot is protecting the uncle of said hero. This movie deserved to flop. Audiences deserve better written female heroes and better written characters in general. Great Vid Chris🔥

    • @ternative
      @ternative 9 місяців тому +4

      theyre not protecting ben at all in the film, madam webs protecting those three girls from being hunted and killed by ezikiel, in this universe spiderman wasn't even born yet, (hes born in the movie) i watched the film sadly

    • @Nerdlee-27
      @Nerdlee-27 9 місяців тому +1

      @@ternative thank you for the correction.

    • @WeirdEdz
      @WeirdEdz 9 місяців тому +3

      The movie was supposed to be about saving his mother from being killed but they changed and added the 3 girls to be the plot point. Thats why it feels like theres no point to them being attacked

    • @gwina64
      @gwina64 9 місяців тому

      Was genuinely convinced that she was going to get in a series of scuffles with the girls and would end up biting each of them and that’s how they’d get their powers 😂😂

    • @gwina64
      @gwina64 9 місяців тому

      2:48 An in universe movie is accurate, I honestly think the fake dawn of the seven movie from the boys would be a better watch then this, or stab 8

  • @matdro
    @matdro 9 місяців тому +106

    I've never seen cris this frustrated with a movie probably since morbius 😂

    • @myellatorres2110
      @myellatorres2110 9 місяців тому +23

      and his expendables 4 review too 😭

    • @cjgamer6356
      @cjgamer6356 9 місяців тому +3

      Of course Sony absolutely made this movie bad on purpose

    • @matdro
      @matdro 9 місяців тому

      ​@myellatorres2110 oh shit yea ur right abt that one 😂

    • @myellatorres2110
      @myellatorres2110 9 місяців тому +1

      @@matdroi don’t blame you if you forgot, cause who really cared about expendables 4 😭

  • @JuniorFilmsReviews
    @JuniorFilmsReviews 9 місяців тому +142

    Chris’ face in the thumbnail made me burst out laughing 😭😭😭

  • @sharkbait22
    @sharkbait22 9 місяців тому +79

    This movie is so bad it hurt me as a Spider-Man fan. I have never seen a movie this bad in my life. I feel sorry for the people who had witnessed this movie

    • @WeirdEdz
      @WeirdEdz 9 місяців тому

      Thats dramatic lol. So many worse movies

    • @Downtherabbithole446
      @Downtherabbithole446 9 місяців тому +8

      No chemistry, terrible acting, terrible dialogue like wtf were they thinking watching it back and all agreeing this should ever see the light of day

    • @emanuelrodriguez9044
      @emanuelrodriguez9044 9 місяців тому +1

      I hope the people who treated the Marvels unfairly realize how good of a female led cast we had in that movie and how it came together in comparison to the poorly engineered Madame Webb cast and storyline.

  • @The_DoubleTime
    @The_DoubleTime 9 місяців тому +111

    Chris, you did NOT have to recreate the pillow scene 😭

    • @briannaperea6444
      @briannaperea6444 9 місяців тому +8

      I know! I laughed out loud at that part 😂 😂

    • @chacetes
      @chacetes 9 місяців тому +2

      Yes he did 😏

    • @Subject_Keter
      @Subject_Keter 7 місяців тому +1

      It a cannon event. 😂

  • @polloduh
    @polloduh 9 місяців тому +109

    I liked when Michael Keaton said, in his Batman voice, " What the hell is this? Batman out."

    • @dariuschisholm7317
      @dariuschisholm7317 9 місяців тому +3

      Fuck batman most overrated character of all time

    • @littlereaper857
      @littlereaper857 9 місяців тому +2

      In your opinion

    • @matthewmosier8439
      @matthewmosier8439 9 місяців тому +7

      ​@@dariuschisholm7317I'm pretty sure he is the only superhero that people still want to watch a movie about, these days.
      The MCU was a disaster for comic book films

    • @dariuschisholm7317
      @dariuschisholm7317 9 місяців тому

      @@matthewmosier8439 you're crazy either heard us Spiderman his last live action movie made a billion

    • @dariuschisholm7317
      @dariuschisholm7317 9 місяців тому

      @@matthewmosier8439 and he's a superhero he has no powers

  • @generic4045
    @generic4045 9 місяців тому +162

    It's fitting I'm watching a review of this movie while taking a dump

  • @matdro
    @matdro 9 місяців тому +35

    13:04 omg I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that found that scene somewhat inappropriate 😭

  • @nathanielperez6131
    @nathanielperez6131 9 місяців тому +39

    Appreciation comment: Cris I think myself and others would like to thank you for not letting us pay tickets and snacks seeing this thing called , “ a movie” . Spoiler review videos of bad movies always make me enjoy your humor and character a lot, wanting more.

  • @andrueweghorngaming9976
    @andrueweghorngaming9976 9 місяців тому +34

    Madame web knows not to mess with Peter's canon events.

  • @marcusyates3044
    @marcusyates3044 9 місяців тому +47

    Morbius: "Why are you doing this to us?!"

  • @eldeadkilljohnkennedy3946
    @eldeadkilljohnkennedy3946 9 місяців тому +391

    I bet you in Deadpool and Wolverine, they’re gonna poke fun at the Sony Spider-Man universe.

    • @Luna-bj3hb
      @Luna-bj3hb 9 місяців тому +42

      I was asking myself that multiple times I feel like they talk about it or make fun of it

    • @UltimateNut
      @UltimateNut 9 місяців тому +36

      Could reference it in the void lol

    • @theoneandonlymasterjosh2912
      @theoneandonlymasterjosh2912 9 місяців тому +12

      The things I would give that since In the void you see pyro and set photos toad and sabertooth
      They have a knockoff Jared Leto or Jared Leto himself show up and say it’s morbin time and Deadpool chops off his head in a very comedic way

    • @forrester6712
      @forrester6712 9 місяців тому

      ​@@theoneandonlymasterjosh2912 That would be awesome

    • @luvedrage3578
      @luvedrage3578 9 місяців тому +14

      Doubt it since Sony would probably want to pull Spider-Man from the mcu if they felt disrespected

  • @JB-wv8pb
    @JB-wv8pb 9 місяців тому +19

    9:55 😂 poor Chris. That is the look of a broken man lol

  • @subzerog1813
    @subzerog1813 9 місяців тому +40

    Sony is so greedy like just give the Spiderman rights back to marvel

    • @Karlebow571
      @Karlebow571 9 місяців тому +6

      If they do then we won’t get conclusions of spiderverse

    • @realruntz2608
      @realruntz2608 9 місяців тому +3

      @@Karlebow571 Lmao that’s fine tbh. They’re good films but they’re not allll that. Especially the 2nd one.

    • @jyotsav
      @jyotsav 9 місяців тому +12

      ​@@realruntz2608dude, aint no way you said that

    • @TPG1
      @TPG1 9 місяців тому

      @@realruntz2608you’re smoking crack with that comment

  • @StuffedGamer
    @StuffedGamer 9 місяців тому +12

    I fully agree with you, when Ezekiel started talking at the start of the movie, i was seriously thinking there was something wrong with the sound in the cinema or something, it just did not add up, but it never went away, and it went way downhill from there.
    Just to mention/add to some of your points:
    The babyshower scene was completely ridiculous with the blank piece of paper and her just rambling about her mom's death, why tf did she even go there?
    Ben and Mary could have been a spoken reference, they did not need to cast anyone for those rolws.
    The Las Aranas guy in Peru spoke better english than her, not bad for a hidden Peruvian native spiderpeople tribe.
    It could have used some explanation on Ezekiel's suit or how he got his powers.
    The fuk was that NSA password about, I am required to use a mixedbag 12character minimal to read my newspaper account, but the NSA uses just Y920B375 ? (or something silimar)
    And yeah, the Nsa face-detect-deage-tech made no sense. if Ezekiel has NSA access, how did he not find her going to Peru through fluffin airport security?
    She pulled the license plate of a numbered/marked taxi to do what, make it more obvious to be stolen?
    Plus, where the hell did she suddenly get a new appartment from at the end?
    To end my rant: Why were the spiderwomen more in the trailer than in the movie?
    I did not just "not like" this movie, i straight up hated having watched it.

  • @blastertron4177
    @blastertron4177 9 місяців тому +46

    This movie made Morbius look like the best movie ever made

    • @Foodisgood
      @Foodisgood 9 місяців тому +1

      Which is funny because the Morbius writers wrote this film.

    • @wisconsinking323
      @wisconsinking323 9 місяців тому

      ​@@Foodisgood Yeah but both Morbius and Madame Web were victims of studio interference.

    • @gamingarachnid3367
      @gamingarachnid3367 9 місяців тому

      Idk those cringe moments in morbius lost me then the whole story made me fall asleep, this just had me like “bruh wtf?”

  • @BrandonJames2016
    @BrandonJames2016 9 місяців тому +20

    I wonder when Sony is gonna get the hint they don’t know how to handle the Spider-Man property when it comes to these live action separate universe movies.

    • @cjgamer6356
      @cjgamer6356 9 місяців тому +3

      The fact that they know how to make a movie good but decided to make this movie bad on purpose

  • @jpdiaz6508
    @jpdiaz6508 9 місяців тому +23

    13:11 bro was too realistic xd

  • @supersimple3603
    @supersimple3603 9 місяців тому +38

    Madame Web turns into madame madness

    • @Stefan_Gerards
      @Stefan_Gerards 9 місяців тому +6

      Madame Web in the Sonyverse of Madness

  • @brianwilcox1686
    @brianwilcox1686 9 місяців тому +13

    It’s so hard for me to believe that Sony won’t use the name peter or Spider-Man even tho they freaking own the rights, my only guess is the reason they won’t say the name is because I guess marvel would get a chuck of money idk

  • @Saurondür
    @Saurondür 9 місяців тому +7

    Cris, I can't believe you, i can't believe that you were in the amazon with my mother researching spiders right before she died

  • @minogreenTV
    @minogreenTV 9 місяців тому +3

    You took the words right out of my mouth, that movie was more a comedy and the marketing department need to win an award for how they made people think that they’ll suit up in the movie

  • @Ravencroft.
    @Ravencroft. 9 місяців тому +80

    So basically Sony learnt nothing from Morbius

    • @Karlebow571
      @Karlebow571 9 місяців тому +5

      I’m afraid so

    • @Foodisgood
      @Foodisgood 9 місяців тому +9

      Apparently not because they hired the Morbius writers to write this film too.

    • @LeeTAZ-sl7de
      @LeeTAZ-sl7de 9 місяців тому +1

      I don't think Sony cares, they know people will watch even if its to see just how bad the movie is.

    • @jasonfrishkorn7970
      @jasonfrishkorn7970 9 місяців тому +1

      Unlike tony stark, sony never learns from their mistakes

    • @YungShep1
      @YungShep1 9 місяців тому

      I believe they are hell bent on the path they've set and one way or another..they gonna get us there 😅 I have no idea where that is, but they getting us somewhere

  • @CaptainCat101
    @CaptainCat101 9 місяців тому +11

    Now I know I don't need to pay for a ticket. Thanks Chris

  • @gwina64
    @gwina64 9 місяців тому +6

    Madame web had a vision of a bird hitting her window
    Madame web opens the window
    The bird flys through the window unharmed
    She said “ the bird didn’t die this time “ to herself OUTLOUD
    The director really thought we wouldn’t have understood what happened without that line 😂 10/10

    • @robostripez
      @robostripez 9 місяців тому

      It was unironically hilarious

  • @PrimmsHoodCinema
    @PrimmsHoodCinema 9 місяців тому +2

    Whats crazy is, these Spiderman spinoffs could actually work if they would've planned better.
    You have rights to all these Spiderman variants... Make one of them fight Venom or Morbius. At least that'd be kinda satisfying.. maybe.

  • @Xenokaji
    @Xenokaji 9 місяців тому +15

    Hearing Chris curse is definitely a highlight and goes to show how bad this movie turned out

  • @lssproductions3180
    @lssproductions3180 9 місяців тому +17

    If Kraven is as bad or worse than what Madame Web is being described as, there will be no words other than "how?" and "wtf?"

    • @carinahatlevoll153
      @carinahatlevoll153 9 місяців тому +2

      Most likely is bad fo because sony also have ir as stand alone movie now wirh madam webb so no Connected with hardys venom and ssu anymore

    • @cjgamer6356
      @cjgamer6356 9 місяців тому +1

      Madame Web is fine but Kraven would be worse than Morbuis

    • @Forest89764
      @Forest89764 9 місяців тому

      It's not gonna be worse. R rated film. Although that doesn't mean it's gonna be dope or anything

    • @joshhorton5449
      @joshhorton5449 9 місяців тому

      That’d literally be 3 in a row

  • @parris.m
    @parris.m 9 місяців тому +3

    Dude I know exactly what you mean. It's like when 4 characters in a sitcom go on a double date and there's an over the top parody movie of a franchise in the real world that they're seeing. Hollywood is just making those movies now.

  • @HardlyWorkin-kh5uh
    @HardlyWorkin-kh5uh 9 місяців тому +6

    You know what's sad is a evil spiderman sounds really interesting. A guy with strength speed senses and wall crawling is pretty scary. Shame

  • @Stevenk2000
    @Stevenk2000 9 місяців тому +9

    This review was enlightening, thanks Chris! 😂

  • @tigerlord9302
    @tigerlord9302 9 місяців тому +12

    Perfect timing. Been requesting a Spidey Cringetro for a few years now.
    Harry finds a hobo(Cris) in the Osborn mansion at the end of Spidey 2 instead of the Goblin’s lair.
    Cris: Is it Pizza Time Yet?

  • @gw7120
    @gw7120 9 місяців тому +4

    The thing that made Madam Web cool was the fact she allowed us to interact with the different versions of spiderman

  • @jonathanaucapina153
    @jonathanaucapina153 9 місяців тому +16

    Save coyote versus Acme there is still a chance this movie will come out hopefully

  • @jerrygonzalez7496
    @jerrygonzalez7496 9 місяців тому +11

    “Is this the right train?”

  • @kevinsmithfan37
    @kevinsmithfan37 9 місяців тому +8

    I actually thought her trying to climb the wall was the funniest thing in the movie. It reminded me of Peter in the first spiderman movie trying to shot his web "up up and away web" lives rent free in my head 😂

    • @Downtherabbithole446
      @Downtherabbithole446 9 місяців тому

      Literally that was the only part I actually laughed at

    • @aidenemerson670
      @aidenemerson670 9 місяців тому

      So in other words, it's reminding you of what a good movie looks like and that you should be watching that instead

    • @kevinsmithfan37
      @kevinsmithfan37 9 місяців тому

      @@aidenemerson670 Na, more like I spent 98% of the movie laughing ironically and was caught off guard by a single piece of good writing I didn't see coming

  • @franciscozamorano3896
    @franciscozamorano3896 9 місяців тому +3

    The original plot was leaked a while ago before the film reshoots. It had a strong terminator-like plot, where Ezekiel goes back in time to kill Peter's mom that's why the film is set in 2003. So the future madame web sends visions to the 2003 madame to warn her, she still gets her powers the same way.Emma Roberts had a bigger role before the reshoots, The reason girls go with Peter's mom was to protect the baby.

  • @notshsjose
    @notshsjose 9 місяців тому +4

    Let's all take a moment to appreciate what Chris has gone through to make this video. He bought a ticket to watch Madame Web in a theater, drove to a theater, and then watched Madame Web. After that, he had to formulate his thoughts on Madame Web. And finally, Sean shot, edited, and uploaded this review. That takes a lot of inner strength to do all of that.

  • @raedgonzalezspideyfanboy
    @raedgonzalezspideyfanboy 9 місяців тому +9

    Hopefully Sydney Sweeney plays Gwen Stacy for Tom Holland Spider-Man movies for 4 5 or 6

  • @gersonislas
    @gersonislas 9 місяців тому +2

    Thanks for taking one for the team.

  • @theoneandonlymasterjosh2912
    @theoneandonlymasterjosh2912 9 місяців тому +28

    Whenever people complain about the mcu
    Just a friendly reminder it’s not as bad as you make to be
    when Sony is over here shitting themselves making their spider man villain/antihero cinematic universe

  • @Cinemaman5
    @Cinemaman5 9 місяців тому +4

    Chrisis recreation of the cpr scene was so aquarium but uet so damn funny

  • @ELTATA117
    @ELTATA117 9 місяців тому +7

    My favourite part is when she ask Ben and I quote (DID I DIE)

  • @jordanstovall8150
    @jordanstovall8150 9 місяців тому +6

    Anyone else notice the guy on the subway playing the PSP? Guess Sony forgot their own product came out in 2005

  • @SoulKingBrook.
    @SoulKingBrook. 9 місяців тому +16

    Plot twist: the entire film is a movie within a movie and that’s why it sucks

    • @Stefan_Gerards
      @Stefan_Gerards 9 місяців тому +3

      the Craven estate called, they want Wes' idea back

  • @blddemn6645
    @blddemn6645 9 місяців тому +7

    19:45 Wait until Kraven is even worse and we all tell Chris: "You were saying?"

    • @crazyaxes133
      @crazyaxes133 9 місяців тому +6

      I think the R rating will save it from being boring at least. I mean he bites a guy's nose off in the trailer

    • @blddemn6645
      @blddemn6645 9 місяців тому +3

      @@crazyaxes133 So did the penguin in batman returns 😂
      Maybe it won't be boring but it will for sure be bad lol

    • @ninanando
      @ninanando 9 місяців тому

      @@blddemn6645fun bad ≠ boring bad

  • @marvelpugs6964
    @marvelpugs6964 9 місяців тому +5

    The zoom ins at the beginning when Ezekiel kills the mum 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @coltenmielke5146
    @coltenmielke5146 9 місяців тому +8

    OMG!!! You imitating the girls doing CPR had me DYING!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣I think I replayed 13:11 20X LOL

  • @eknoordhaliwal9757
    @eknoordhaliwal9757 9 місяців тому +3

    14:49 Chris had me dead with his reaction 😂😂😭

  • @soo1579
    @soo1579 9 місяців тому +7

    18:19 She knows that it’s a canon event 💀

  • @PrimmsHoodCinema
    @PrimmsHoodCinema 9 місяців тому +4

    RIP Captain Epps

    • @Moonqo1
      @Moonqo1 9 місяців тому +1

      He's an allstar!

  • @theghettopreacher
    @theghettopreacher 9 місяців тому +3

    I have never ever EVER heard anyone say “hangry.”
    I don’t know why they are still trying to make that a thing. 😆🤮

  • @TheWatcherFilms
    @TheWatcherFilms 9 місяців тому +3

    Imagine sitting through a bad movie AND THEN sitting through the entire end credits just for there to be no end credit scene

  • @eoinoneill8549
    @eoinoneill8549 9 місяців тому +6

    Anyone else think Deadpool could be getting set up as a the MCU beyonder? Pulls all his fav Marvel characters into battle world and then Doom takes his power

  • @spectacularspiderfan9135
    @spectacularspiderfan9135 9 місяців тому +3

    The Amazone line about her mom sounds so AI-generated and like Amazon's Alexa....

  • @kyront1463
    @kyront1463 9 місяців тому +13

    You the goat Chris !

  • @citystar2318
    @citystar2318 9 місяців тому +5

    “Hilarious …and dumb.” All I need to know, 😂

  • @MarkSantos3729
    @MarkSantos3729 9 місяців тому +1

    the pumping motion under the desk got me cracking on the floor.

  • @akir7582
    @akir7582 9 місяців тому +9

    It's Madame Time🕸

  • @unknowncozmicentity
    @unknowncozmicentity 9 місяців тому +2

    "It's peter borning time" was my favorite line frr

  • @HardlyWorkin-kh5uh
    @HardlyWorkin-kh5uh 9 місяців тому +3

    Defeats villain. Throws him out window. HEROES

  • @merksmovies25
    @merksmovies25 9 місяців тому +1

    Your CPR bit cracked me up. You nailed it

  • @Beezle66
    @Beezle66 9 місяців тому +5

    "WHAT ARE WE? SOME KINDA MADAM WEBS..?"

  • @hardvegetable1598
    @hardvegetable1598 9 місяців тому

    I honestly take your word for it because you usually dont trash movies much you try to stay positive. i remember that expendables 4 review i watched that horrible movie and i just wonder how tf do these companies let movies like that see the light of day

  • @HungerBoy2000
    @HungerBoy2000 9 місяців тому +4

    I was the first like and I've been watching you for the past couple of months I love watching your man You are cool and a lot of the movies I I'm about to watch but come out this year will be because of you.

  • @MoistMan772
    @MoistMan772 9 місяців тому +1

    This review had me crying 😂 thank you Chris

  • @sebastianpaz1138
    @sebastianpaz1138 9 місяців тому +4

    Can’t wait for this movie to hit digital I’ll have my own opinion on this

  • @Starboy70604
    @Starboy70604 9 місяців тому

    13:07 I was basically thinking the same thing too! God I’m so happy that I’m not alone!

  • @matdro
    @matdro 9 місяців тому +4

    I got here as soon I saw this video pop up on my feed 😂

  • @hollowhead23
    @hollowhead23 9 місяців тому +2

    "new york city is getting a whole new level of crazy these days" 😂

  • @oliVER3748
    @oliVER3748 9 місяців тому +6

    I actually thought this movie was fun 🤷‍♂️. Yeah some of the dialogue/exposition was rough 😬, but I thought Dakota and Sydney were great. Also the glimpses we see of the spiderwomen in action were f*cking awesome!!! I would love to see these characters again! 😎

    • @cjgamer6356
      @cjgamer6356 9 місяців тому +3

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who likes this movie

    • @paweljromanowskithepussy
      @paweljromanowskithepussy 9 місяців тому

      Oooof

    • @cjgamer6356
      @cjgamer6356 9 місяців тому

      @@paweljromanowskithepussy why are you saying oof

    • @lindamagagula7476
      @lindamagagula7476 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@cjgamer6356I wanted to go and see this movie 👈🙏💯😎🕷️🕸️

  • @cranckback3x
    @cranckback3x 9 місяців тому

    Thank you Chriiiis!!! I shall wait until it’s free on cable while it plays in the background while I check my phone 25 times

  • @_neon-xeon_3966
    @_neon-xeon_3966 9 місяців тому +5

    Cahoneys is such a funny word to me

  • @gwina64
    @gwina64 9 місяців тому +1

    5:51 they do so much exposition to tell us how the bird lived 😂 but then we get no context as to how the ghost projection powers work

  • @jsonmnz27
    @jsonmnz27 9 місяців тому +3

    She went to Peru to hang out with paddington bruh

  • @ARATNAMEDWOLFGANG
    @ARATNAMEDWOLFGANG 9 місяців тому

    Chris bro I love when you upload while im at the skate park dude, great way to relax after a session and your wearing a HUF shirt!!!

  • @natepinkman
    @natepinkman 9 місяців тому +4

    3c knows how to oil me up

  • @itsjohn7848
    @itsjohn7848 9 місяців тому +2

    My favorite line was when madame web said, “Its Madame-webbing time!”

  • @Physcochema7457
    @Physcochema7457 9 місяців тому +4

    Someone clip Chris doing the CPR bit😂

    • @3CFilms
      @3CFilms  9 місяців тому +7

      Noooooo😂😂😂

    • @lindamagagula7476
      @lindamagagula7476 9 місяців тому +2

      ​​​@@3CFilmswhat up Chris. I have listening to your spoiler review for Madame Web. They are so hilarious sometimes 😂🤣😂😂🤣there are some facts appearing on UA-cam saying that a man was mastubrating on Sydney Sweeney.

  • @gkit96
    @gkit96 9 місяців тому

    I chuckled a lot through this review. Great job!!!

  • @regalxp8868
    @regalxp8868 9 місяців тому +6

    It's just hilarious to think that Madame Web knows Richard, Mary, and Ben Parker are going to die and will do nothing about it

    • @Karlebow571
      @Karlebow571 9 місяців тому +1

      She can’t though because according to Miguel is canon event

    • @Foodisgood
      @Foodisgood 9 місяців тому +1

      Richard and Mary are killed by the Red Skull in a plane crash while on a SHIELD mission. I don't know how she could prevent their deaths. It is absolutely odd she wouldn't prevent the death of Ben though since the movie hints she is in love with him.

    • @regalxp8868
      @regalxp8868 9 місяців тому +2

      @@Karlebow571 ain't no way this movie is following those rules cause she already prevented several deaths

    • @oXRaptorzXo
      @oXRaptorzXo 9 місяців тому +2

      @@Karlebow571This movie DOES NOT care enough to follow the rules of an animated Spider-Man film

  • @CinematicTendency
    @CinematicTendency 9 місяців тому +2

    Random Dude: “Am I in the right train?”
    Madame Web: “I don’t know, man!”
    I ain’t gonna lie. That scene made me LOL

  • @n.abookgirl2457
    @n.abookgirl2457 9 місяців тому +4

    Thanks Cris, I really needed this... great review as always.
    Also do you think Mr Beast will buy Coyote vs ACME?🤔🕷❤

  • @TheManInTheRedHat
    @TheManInTheRedHat 9 місяців тому +2

    My absolute favorite line of this film is when she goes back in time and she sees her mom explain that Madame Webb had like a disease as a baby and she's says, with literallly the emotional peak of a piece of wood, "Mom, you did care..." Bruh me and the other 6 people in the movie burst out laughing.

    • @lrrroftheplanetomicronpersei8
      @lrrroftheplanetomicronpersei8 9 місяців тому +1

      And she says 'I always hated my mom' - since when? Cause she died in childbirth?

    • @MarylynVicuna
      @MarylynVicuna 9 місяців тому

      @@lrrroftheplanetomicronpersei8 because the mom does make it seem that way. She’s in the jungle 9 months pregnant. Then MW found out it was to save her😢

  • @josealbertomartinez9739
    @josealbertomartinez9739 9 місяців тому +5

    Ben is dying to be an uncle

  • @Remington934
    @Remington934 9 місяців тому +1

    The visor was better than those shades that were too big for her face lol

  • @Skip2LOU
    @Skip2LOU 9 місяців тому +3

    I swear, I appreciate Morbius so much now 😂

  • @Dizcreti
    @Dizcreti 9 місяців тому +1

    Thank you 3C FILMS for sacrificing your time and dignity for us and watching the movie for us😌💯💯🌭

  • @CraneOnaKrane
    @CraneOnaKrane 9 місяців тому +4

    13:13 WTH bro😂

  • @chucksmith9813
    @chucksmith9813 9 місяців тому

    Your reviews are always the best. Keep up the excellent content Chris!!!👍👍👍

  • @addiictivetragedy
    @addiictivetragedy 9 місяців тому +6

    Hi chucky boy!! ❤ I’m early! I watched it yesterday and it was meh..

    • @addiictivetragedy
      @addiictivetragedy 9 місяців тому

      The acting was good, it’s the writing that could have been better.

  • @DubExp
    @DubExp 9 місяців тому +2

    Came here for the spoilers. Stayed for Chris's CRP motions. Minute by minute you can tell this movie broke him. LOL