+Kasper Sörensen i'm expecting this was recommended to me because i subscribed to so many compeditave eating channels. so apparently youtube thinks i want to see anything that contains food products.
+Donoven Ryder sure. I genuinely don't know why this was in my recommended section but I'm not going to question your retarded statement. I honestly don't care what you think.
You would think people who actually need this video for advice would be the majority of the viewers but really 80% of everyone here came here by accident. Most probably from random clicking at 2 am. Like myself
Started off this UA-cam trip with "How to Make a Celt Ax", the last video before this one was "Destroying a Hornet's Nest with an Electric Fly Swatter!". Fucking UA-cam.
+Sean Rossick Respect my ass. It's about making something look professional when even a 7 year old can do it. If you say it's done by a professional with respect, it will yield more money. People are so stupid they believe this shit.
+Paul Shin Yeah almost like he does that shit for a living. Anyone can do it once they're shown I guess but no one's gonna trust you with a big ass wheel of cheese that took three years to age. If you instructed anyone to try and cut that cheese they'd probably try hacking through and fucking it up.
"My wife is glad I fell in love with cheese and not for another woman" LMAO I love this man. Despite not being perfect at speaking in English, he still managed to convey how passionate he is for his job. And as a parmesan lover I can't but feel him on a deep level ahahah
Bro look up the definition of sympathy, it does not make sense at all the way you just used it in your comment, the correct word you should use in your comment is admiration. “ You’ve got so much admiration for this guy and the work he is doing”. Look it up.
WTF, I don't eat cheese, I do not know how I found this video. BUT, I just watched the entire thing and did not even notice the time had passed. This dude really made cutting cheese look cool. I don't know how to feel about that...
All these people telling an Italian man in Italy to speak perfect English so it's easier to understand. He's in his own country working, how about you all learn Italian? He's doing the best he can for our benefit.
omg stfu everyone needs to speak american perfectly or u don't believe in freedom. this guy clearly doesn't believe in freedom and you apparently don't either so gtfo XD Thank you, you beat me to the punch.
Junior Alexandre I'm taking Spanish classes for this summer and I guarantee I sound a lot worse speaking Spanish than this guy does speaking English(Ik he's Italian). Speaking a different language doesn't come easy and I fully appreciate this man's dedication to cutting his cheese 🧀 😂
IndominusRekts wish that the average American wasn't an ignorant moron barely able to speak English much less be able to adequately converse in a second language not their native tongue? Yeah. A lot of us wish that.
We've had a lot of Carlo's fans worried about his health in the time of COVID 19. We got in touch with the Guffanti family to see how he is. His family said he's in lock down since 10 March but was still cutting (breaking!) cheeses up until 6 March. Carlo even sent us a message! Link Below Dear Dave and dear Channel Cheese friends. Thank you for your message. I am really emotionate by it. I am fine at the moment. I am at home but my heart is with my cheeses in Luigi Guffanti Caves. I wish you all the best and I love you like my cheeses. Stay safe and arrivederci! ua-cam.com/video/hU5WTY25YS8/v-deo.html
my homework isn't done, My room is a mess, I have severe anxiety, and my family thinks I'm a disappointment, but at least I know how to cut a whole fucking Parmesan cheese Edit September 2019: I'm doing better than I ever have before in both mental health and school, and am on my way to my dream job. :) Hope y'all are doing good too. Edit August 2022: We winnin, boys. Maybe the real value of life was the cheese knowledge we learned along the way.
It's because his native language. Each noun has gender, and when talking about it. You use the gender of the noun. So cheese is masculine, so when he says "he" he means it. And the language that follows is because of that gender of the noun.
Notice how on other sites (e.g. Tumblr and Facebook).. the replies or comments on this comment try a lot harder to be funny... without actually being funny.
Explain to the cheese where it must be broken. Then you must understand what the cheese says to you. He has taken cheese-cutting to a higher art form...
Many masters use similar terminology. I have heard experts at pottery or woodworking or whatever it is say "you must listen to what it says, you must feel what it will do."
Izzaz Iskandar Basically follow the way the cheese is going to break, and allow it to. Unless, however, it's going to break in a completely different direction than you want (which occurs with the smaller pieces), then you must guide its path. The cheese's formation creates different sorts of "paths" in which different molecules are more strongly connected than others.
Until you cut one and lift one of these wheels you don’t understand how impressive this is these are 34 kilos at my work which is almost a 100 pounds doing what he is doing is insanely impressed
"This is da firsta indication to da cheese where HE will cut", "We saya to da cheese where we wish it will broke" "Now we have explained to the cheese where HE must broke" "If you cut so, you donta understand the way HE's produced". Lmao I love how he talks about the cheese like its a person.
That's because of feminine and masculine nouns and cheese is a masculine noun in Italian. He's thinking in Italian, so when he speaks, the word his brain is trying to translate, it becomes 'he'.
Can everyone stop getting their panties in a twist over the gender role thing? I said I loved the way he talked about the cheese like its a person. It's also pretty fucking hilarious, it made my day. So I ask you ppl, please, don't get butt hurt over it & let me just enjoy this man and his cheese k? Thanks!
Yeah, you know, he is a cheese maker, not an English teacher, a video where he would have spoken Italian with some subtitles would have been better for sure...
I would like to meet the person that decided it was a good idea to take animal milk, add assorted cultures to help bacteria grow like crazy, let the bacteria turn the lactose into lactic acid, adding rennet to make it chunky, then store it for months or years for no reason... then returns and decides it's a good idea to break it open and eat the delicious interior. I'm so glad that disturbed person was born. Yum. Probably the cousin of the person who decided to squeeze some udders to quench their thirst.
"Since animal skins and inflated internal organs have provided storage vessels since ancient times for a range of foodstuffs, it is probable that the process of cheese making was discovered accidentally by storing milk in a container made from the stomach of a ruminant, resulting in the milk being turned to curd and whey by the rennet remaining in the stomach."
You need to calm down. By simply taking the milk of an animal and turning it into a valuable food source for our world has nothing wrong with it. That's like saying it's wrong for a baby to take its own mothers milk after being born. It is in no way hurting the animal to take its milk.
well, the same would be for us, the ones who don't speak italian at all, and for that old man, it should be difficult to learn to speak a foreign language at his age, as cheetan said ._. if you think it's easy, try to speak (or write) in italian or any other romance languages
57069carlos You know, as far as youtube standards go, nobody here has said anything really mean about him. Also, he always had the option to say "I prefer speaking italian". Obviously the reporter speaks italian, she could have easily translated.
And Parmesan is such a wonderful cheese! I am a huge fan of all these different types of cheese from Italy, Switzerland and not at last Denmark! Especially the spicy ones. _and to the dismay of my family, the smelly ones too ;-)_
Luckily California has a developing artisanal cheese industry. We're getting some very good, if sometimes inconsistent, local cheeses here. I love the imports too.
I didn't know it was important to have a dialogue with cheese as I cut it. Do different cheeses enjoy different topics of conversation? What should I say to a Kraft single when I open the wrapper? Perhaps all varieties enjoy a Gouda debate from time to time.
I think if the cheese is dry it would enjoy dry conversation. If it's spicy, probably more like phone sex than a regular conversation. Swiss cheese is literally wearing fish nets, so you get the hint want she wants. You gotta look at the characteristics.
***** So if I'm looking for a well rounded conversation I need to look for red cow, brie, or maybe some old style cheddar cheese. If I'm in the mood for comedy I get some (ha)varti?
He is trying to speak English, a totally different lenguage from Italian..He sounds hilarious but his effort must be appreciated..Furthermore, he is sharing our incredible tradition with you all, while the only thing people are doing around the world is to take Italian ideas, names and flag to sell fake products. You are just a bunch of looser to our eyes.
@@cristianschiavone3462 I am Brazilian and I lived in Italy for seven years in Verona, and it was in Italy that I had the good fortune to learn to speak and write English with a great teacher, for us who speak the derivatives of the Latin language, it is not easy to learn English, and the fact that this respected Italian gentleman of old age speaks English is admirable, I hope one day to return to Verona and get a good job and to be able to review my teachers and to thank for the knowledge given to me. Here in Brazil life has been very hard and I miss being able to eat well and the quality of life I had, here in Brazil i spent almost all my salary just to not go hungry. My sincere greetings to all the respectful Italian people.
Calm down guys, one of our Italian tradition is to not understand jokes, especially if written in other languages. Another one strictly related is that Italians tend to polemicizing everything.
I'd like to see your English native speaker grandpas trying to speak Spanish, Italian or French. Also consider that most of the people over 70 years in Italy went to school only for very short amounts of time, and foreign languages usually weren't taught either
But English natives aren't foreign within their own territory. They don't need to speak Spanish, French, or Italian within their own territory. Those that speak Spanish, French, or Italian need to learn the English language when in our Country. Not the other way around.
I think I have dies and gone to heaven. This is a channel dedicated to cheese. I randomly came across this... never thought to even search for a cheese channel. I love cheese.... I am lactose intolerant but I choose to suffer because I love cheese so much.
me and a few friends watched thisl ikew 20 times while being high and its hilarious every fucking time.! we alreADY explAined to the cheese where it must cut!must broken =))
The funny thing is, he probably actually says that, lmao. To be honest, I have always preferred broken English. It is so much more entertaining. English has become way too wordy. Bring back the soul of language!
Why the fuck am I watching some Italian guy cutting a bigass cheese in the middle of the night.
I don't know but you aren't alone in doing that.
Yeah me too! WTF! But you must try the butter churning one, great viewing at 1 in the morning...!
Yep.
I'm on the same wagon as you.
Aspari hahahhahahahahha I'm doing the same right now lol.
When it's midnight and you find yourself watching a old man cut cheese. where has my life gone?
Same
lol
you're not alone xD
Turd Ferguson english
same here
lol
Why the fuck is this in my recommended section
+Kasper Sörensen And maybe you ask yourself, just like me, why you klicked on it.
+Kasper Sörensen GORDON BAMBI
+Kasper Sörensen lmao right
+Kasper Sörensen i'm expecting this was recommended to me because i subscribed to so many compeditave eating channels. so apparently youtube thinks i want to see anything that contains food products.
+Donoven Ryder sure. I genuinely don't know why this was in my recommended section but I'm not going to question your retarded statement. I honestly don't care what you think.
he’s gained the full trust of the cheese, I bet when nobody’s around the cheese talks to him
Bruh
Cheese: Now my time
🤣🤣
Only if he brings the wine with HIM
😂
I learned today that cheese is an artform, and much like women, you do not understand it fully until you are 80
08bourquem Women just want love, orgasms, children, and their pms symptoms ignored. What's so hard to understand?
dadevi You forgot chocolate, lots of chocolate.
Not all women, so I didn't include that.
08bourquem Don't be an idiot, women are easy to understand.
dadevi Not all women want children or have pms just saying xD....
You would think people who actually need this video for advice would be the majority of the viewers but really 80% of everyone here came here by accident. Most probably from random clicking at 2 am. Like myself
On the other side, how many people actually have that much cheese?
Started off this UA-cam trip with "How to Make a Celt Ax", the last video before this one was "Destroying a Hornet's Nest with an Electric Fly Swatter!". Fucking UA-cam.
+alex bejmyr It is currently 2am and you're completely right.
+alex bejmyr 4 am
+alex bejmyr i have no fuking idea how i got here and watttching this stuffff
So the number one rule of cutting a wheel of cheese is respect
Yes grasshoppa
+Sean Rossick Respect my ass. It's about making something look professional when even a 7 year old can do it. If you say it's done by a professional with respect, it will yield more money. People are so stupid they believe this shit.
+Paul Shin Yeah almost like he does that shit for a living. Anyone can do it once they're shown I guess but no one's gonna trust you with a big ass wheel of cheese that took three years to age. If you instructed anyone to try and cut that cheese they'd probably try hacking through and fucking it up.
It's really hard to fuck up a simple task as cutting a block of cheese into pieces. Lol
Paul Shin
Well if you're selling this expensive ass piece of cheese it should probably look good and not all fucked up like the guy showed.
Hearing this gentleman speak English is so peaceful and relaxing.
instructions unclear. dick is currently stuck in cheese.
Hey at least you got cheese out of it
Hopefully not out of it but out of the situation
+PONYBOYonline Melt it.
So I wasn't the only one with a hard on for cheese?
+PONYBOYonline Did you tell it where you want it to broken
Before I eat my cheese i always explain to him where he must be broken.
Alex S 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i'm dead
i brokes😂😂😂😂😂
But if you make it so The cheese understand alone where he must broken. Do you see ?
Even cheese need emotional support in their final moments.
😂😂😂😂
14:46 - "My wife says that she's glad I fell in love with cheese instead of another woman".
The 5th dimension ultrachad
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
we must explain to the cheese where he must broke
THE CHEESE HAS HIGH RESISTANCE
every time he spoke an english thesaurus was being burnt somewhere...
Tensa Zangetsu weeb
Luka S noob
The cheese will open alone
"Making the cheese understand where he must broken."
George Foreman i read your comment right as he started saying this and it was a double whammy 😂😂
i was looking for this comment xd
George Foreman you look like corey in the house
You guys seriously dont know who george foreman is?
The boxer?
its 2:00 am i have an essay to finish but instead i'm watching this man cut open a big ass wheel of cheese
I've been in this situation so many times.. I feel ya man
It's 9am and I haven't fallen asleep yet and now I'm watching cheese videos.
+maria bell So what did you get on the essay lol?
+Easy Cheesy Something cheesey
Same here. Mine is due to tomorrow doe :'(
"My wife is glad I fell in love with cheese and not for another woman" LMAO I love this man. Despite not being perfect at speaking in English, he still managed to convey how passionate he is for his job. And as a parmesan lover I can't but feel him on a deep level ahahah
I've got so much sympathy for this guy. He clearly loves what he is doing and I love watching it.
Enxh
on the other hand, the lady doesn't seem to be the sharpest knife in the drawer...
r rebarrov thumbs up number 420 woo!
Bro look up the definition of sympathy, it does not make sense at all the way you just used it in your comment, the correct word you should use in your comment is admiration. “ You’ve got so much admiration for this guy and the work he is doing”. Look it up.
@@Lucyopps Lucy I have so much sympathy for you
Why im watching how to open a cheese at 4 am ?
Because you want too
Alejandro Medina Oh man, i just had a really good laugh. Thank you !
Alejandro Medina hahaha I am watching this at 3am. gosh I dont know either
Alejandro Medina Same here its 6 o clock in the morning watching someone cutting open some cheese :)
Alejandro Medina You want to do it
This man can communicate with cheese on a spiritual level...Respect...
“Now, we say, the time to smoke a cigarette” 6:13
this shit has been in my suggested for a whole month... wtf youtube?
The fat chick paid for the advertising. Very annoying.
no need to be a dick to the girl.
Lincoln Noronha we need to , you know 4 sex i mean
Lincoln Noronha What do you have against dicks? Are you a man hater?
White knights everywhere. And she is too old to be a "girl".
It's kinda cheesy of them to do that to you......or was that pun too cheesy.....O_O
WTF, I don't eat cheese, I do not know how I found this video. BUT, I just watched the entire thing and did not even notice the time had passed. This dude really made cutting cheese look cool. I don't know how to feel about that...
you know nothing about cheese
lol
Alonso Saldivar would have to find it first though
u don't eat cheese???
same here, i was watching a video about las vegas
All these people telling an Italian man in Italy to speak perfect English so it's easier to understand.
He's in his own country working, how about you all learn Italian?
He's doing the best he can for our benefit.
Can I hug you for this? I totally agree
Agreed, no one asks Americans to learn Italian.
omg stfu everyone needs to speak american perfectly or u don't believe in freedom. this guy clearly doesn't believe in freedom and you apparently don't either so gtfo
XD Thank you, you beat me to the punch.
Rachel .P English is the universal language, your anti-americanism is old and silly.
latengocomoburro Your face is old and silly.
Probably mine too.
I only use old and worn out jokes, cracks, etc, ask *****
the way he talks about "listen to the cheese". Just perfect
For all those haters criticizing his English, you should hear yourself trying to speak a second language.
Wait. There's people criticizing his English? It's not his first language obviously. He's trying. And oh ya, this is UA-cam. Full of morons.....
As an Italian , it's already astonishing that he speaks it
Nice
Of course, have criticize the English of him, but I like to see these people speak Italian.
Stupid person
Most of the fucktards making fun of him couldn't pass a fifth grade grammar test.
I appreciate how hard he tried even though his English isn't that good
Junior Alexandre I'm taking Spanish classes for this summer and I guarantee I sound a lot worse speaking Spanish than this guy does speaking English(Ik he's Italian). Speaking a different language doesn't come easy and I fully appreciate this man's dedication to cutting his cheese 🧀 😂
Zanjay Daley suerte con eso amigo
Junior Alexandre yes i agree amazing man trying to teach her about cheese..he didnt care about the language barrior all he cared was about his passion
Flights Spit you wish
IndominusRekts wish that the average American wasn't an ignorant moron barely able to speak English much less be able to adequately converse in a second language not their native tongue?
Yeah. A lot of us wish that.
7:28 FINISH HIM!!!
lol
lmao
Cheesy fatality
I don't get the CHEESEY joke herw
poor finish tho
We've had a lot of Carlo's fans worried about his health in the time of COVID 19. We got in touch with the Guffanti family to see how he is. His family said he's in lock down since 10 March but was still cutting (breaking!) cheeses up until 6 March. Carlo even sent us a message! Link Below
Dear Dave and dear Channel Cheese friends.
Thank you for your message. I am really emotionate by it. I am fine at the moment. I am at home but my heart is with my cheeses in Luigi Guffanti Caves. I wish you all the best and I love you like my cheeses. Stay safe and arrivederci!
ua-cam.com/video/hU5WTY25YS8/v-deo.html
This is great to hear thank you for your post letting us know!
bene
This is the sweetest thing! Thank you for sharing it! :)
In Italy, you don't broke the cheese. The cheese brokes *YOU*.
Heel-Toe Cam 😂😂😂😂
Heel-Toe Cam *In Italy you don't broke the cheese. The cheese broke itself.
broken*
ba dum tss
Heel-Toe Cam break*
It's 3am I have school in five hours and I'm watching a dude cut open cheese
Honestly me everyday
How you must broken the cheese.
Cinnamon Cake
school starts at 10 for you??
WOW whats 3+5 Dumbass nigga?
my homework isn't done,
My room is a mess,
I have severe anxiety,
and my family thinks I'm a disappointment,
but at least I know how to cut a whole fucking Parmesan cheese
Edit September 2019: I'm doing better than I ever have before in both mental health and school, and am on my way to my dream job. :) Hope y'all are doing good too.
Edit August 2022: We winnin, boys. Maybe the real value of life was the cheese knowledge we learned along the way.
haaha
That one kid hahaha
That one kid Damn. We are in the exact same position.
Goes well on a resume as it's a critical skill desired by many employers nowadays.
TheNightwalker990 should be teaching it in school! How are kids gonna make a living without knowing this stuff?
So hard working... Using his whole energy to cut it... Wow... Hats off 🙏🏻 respect from India
Hi u r so sexy 9849821026
After listening to that guy I feel like that cheese has more of a soul than I do.
Hahahaha...
I got a severe headache after watching this..
Ha ha ha...
Yes same Hahahah
Ha ha ha...
I laughed my ass off to ur commet that's fricken hilarious 👍
I like how he speaks as if the cheese has feelings and a mind. "We must tell the cheese were to be broken"
Sabertooth Turtle
And we all love it.
It's because his native language. Each noun has gender, and when talking about it. You use the gender of the noun. So cheese is masculine, so when he says "he" he means it. And the language that follows is because of that gender of the noun.
Hahaha he just doesn't speak English that well.. Hahaha
what do you mean as if?
Sabertooth Turtle very common when your first language is either Italian or even Spanish.
Why the fuck am i looking at this at 3 am i have no fucking life
Same
WTF 3:03 for me. UA-cam recommends this at 3:00 am to everyone? ROFL
Same here mate 😂😂
Doing the same exact thing lmao
Same here too
This man will forever be remembered as the cheese whisperer...
"to understand the cheese, you must become the cheese"
I was actually laughing out loud in bed. LOL
ikr
one must also understand he did not simply cut the cheese, but he "broke" the cheese.
Michael Grey nono, he "broken" the cheese
Be cheese my friend
I wish a man cared for me like he cares for his cheese
I'll be your cheese man
Jimmy Rustle smooth..
***** facebook.com/DafuqDidIJustReadFanpage/posts/696804240421000:0
I saw this comment on tumblr and came here just to like it.
Notice how on other sites (e.g. Tumblr and Facebook).. the replies or comments on this comment try a lot harder to be funny... without actually being funny.
Explain to the cheese where it must be broken. Then you must understand what the cheese says to you.
He has taken cheese-cutting to a higher art form...
Many masters use similar terminology. I have heard experts at pottery or woodworking or whatever it is say "you must listen to what it says, you must feel what it will do."
Brandon Raich I guess the reason they are masters is because they truly understand their work in a way we don't
Not easy speaking a second or third language sometimes. But he got the message through I believe.
Hirobian yes I believe he did well too
Izzaz Iskandar Basically follow the way the cheese is going to break, and allow it to. Unless, however, it's going to break in a completely different direction than you want (which occurs with the smaller pieces), then you must guide its path.
The cheese's formation creates different sorts of "paths" in which different molecules are more strongly connected than others.
Italian surgeon conducts autopsy on fallen Italian soldier. Circa 1942. (Colorized 2012)
The Wandering Internet Wizard 9gaggar
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The Wandering Internet Wizard vaffanculo
The Wandering Internet Wizard hahahahaha son morto 😂😂
mario rossi anche io😂😂😂😂
Until you cut one and lift one of these wheels you don’t understand how impressive this is these are 34 kilos at my work which is almost a 100 pounds doing what he is doing is insanely impressed
Exactly not easy at all, my work doesn’t even give me these tools to use, I use a small knife and a large two handles cake cutting knife
"This is da firsta indication to da cheese where HE will cut", "We saya to da cheese where we wish it will broke" "Now we have explained to the cheese where HE must broke" "If you cut so, you donta understand the way HE's produced". Lmao I love how he talks about the cheese like its a person.
That's because of feminine and masculine nouns and cheese is a masculine noun in Italian. He's thinking in Italian, so when he speaks, the word his brain is trying to translate, it becomes 'he'.
in many european languages, EVERY THING has a gender.
And yet idiots in the Western world say "she" for cars and boats so there's no difference at all, really.
Can everyone stop getting their panties in a twist over the gender role thing? I said I loved the way he talked about the cheese like its a person. It's also pretty fucking hilarious, it made my day. So I ask you ppl, please, don't get butt hurt over it & let me just enjoy this man and his cheese k? Thanks!
Fennecbutt I suppose some people say "he" or "she" to an item or an animal,if it has been given a name...
"All the other information is given when the cheese is born" Amen, all is as it should be.
What a precious beautiful soul. Wherever he is, I hope he’s doing well
You talking about the cheese?
he is older but still whispering to cheese
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I never searched for this video, nor did you. Yet still we both watched it after 8 years.
I did, in fact search for cheese cutting. Do not question my reasoning.
well here i am, supposed to study to my exam tomorrow. I am even allergic to cheese.
Same shite man 😂
Shit*
Same and I'm vegan. I don't know how I got here ...
+Arib Hassam I got here by watching Gordon Ramsay. And I got to Gordon's videos by watching DotA2 videos...
Did you do good on your essay?
"How to break open a Parmesan cheese with Carlo Guffanti"
What if I don't have a spare Carlo Guffanti lying around though?
***** Who the fuck are you
TheRealXiemens
Who the fuck wants to know?
***** Me
Hahahahahhaha that's hilarious 😂
***** How to BROKEN a Parmesan cheese with Carlo Guffanti.
i come back just to hear him say broken
😂
Same
LoooL x))
:D
Haha!!! me too!
14:47 Ending punch : My wife says that she is glad that I am fall in love for cheese not for another women . 😍
dude, just let him speak italian, and put a subtitle in this video....
Yeah, it seems like he could be a lot more eloquent in Italian. Him struggling through, trying to speak English ruined the video for me.
Yeah, you know, he is a cheese maker, not an English teacher, a video where he would have spoken Italian with some subtitles would have been better for sure...
Nugroho Pangestu I thought it was kinda cute, his accent and choice of words.
I think this was made when subs was not supported by UA-cam yet.
his accent sounds french. he probably speaks multiple languages
“The cheese is now broken alone “. I start singing in my head....” hello darkness my old friend”
He's not alone...
What has my life come to I'm watching how to cut cheese
Brake *
Cristi Staci *Broken
:'D
mitch gini How to broken cheese
Honda Rider
*How to broken de cheese
:'D
r3nk0 xD
Meanwhile in Italy, cheese brokens people!
ROFL
+Lora Choi In russia... cheese ferment people.
Is that what this post is referring too?
John D | Oh, that's similar. XD
oh fuck
Its not cool to make fun of thing like that, but if ur good with that...
i have no idea why i was watching this. dont even eat parmesan cheese.
I fap using parmesan cheese.
How did I end up here?
lol same
Medraut cause you clicked on the video that's how
Ask the rest of your crew.
Listening to an Italian speaking in English is music to my ears.
Amazing the art of cutting cheese, thanks a million for this video.
GOD bless❣🙏
I would like to meet the person that decided it was a good idea to take animal milk, add assorted cultures to help bacteria grow like crazy, let the bacteria turn the lactose into lactic acid, adding rennet to make it chunky, then store it for months or years for no reason... then returns and decides it's a good idea to break it open and eat the delicious interior.
I'm so glad that disturbed person was born. Yum. Probably the cousin of the person who decided to squeeze some udders to quench their thirst.
"Since animal skins and inflated internal organs have provided storage vessels since ancient times for a range of foodstuffs, it is probable that the process of cheese making was discovered accidentally by storing milk in a container made from the stomach of a ruminant, resulting in the milk being turned to curd and whey by the rennet remaining in the stomach."
Kusoyarou Chan I have learned something new, thanks! Sounds a little less disgusting to me now.
You need to calm down. By simply taking the milk of an animal and turning it into a valuable food source for our world has nothing wrong with it. That's like saying it's wrong for a baby to take its own mothers milk after being born. It is in no way hurting the animal to take its milk.
Natalie Gianna The original poster was very calm. You, however, do not sound very calm. Your analogy is also quite terrible.
I would also like to meet that dude that forgot his grape soda in his basement for like 5 years and thought it would be a good idea to drink that
No idea how I ended up here, but I watched the whole damned thing.
I now want cheese.
Same
Rakonus yeeeea
You must not cut the cheese
*You must broken the cheese.*
next time, he will speak italian so you can understand him
lalos i like you
***** In Soviet Russia, cheese breaks you!
well, the same would be for us, the ones who don't speak italian at all, and for that old man, it should be difficult to learn to speak a foreign language at his age, as cheetan said ._. if you think it's easy, try to speak (or write) in italian or any other romance languages
57069carlos You know, as far as youtube standards go, nobody here has said anything really mean about him.
Also, he always had the option to say "I prefer speaking italian". Obviously the reporter speaks italian, she could have easily translated.
Let me guess,, your here because u r in a quarantine?? 😭🤣
Yes, whenever I feel down with my work, I watch this man break a wheel of cheese with passion and broken English.
Bro wtf 😂😂😂😂
Yes 😂😂😂
V T well that seems like a nice ritual!
😂😂
i always come back to this video
Fuck yeah
same
Yung Raj always!!!
Yung Raj
Me too. Luv his passion for his craft💚🧀
I love this. Years ago my kids discovered the perfect gift for dad was a lump of pricey cheese. So this is a beautiful thing.
And Parmesan is such a wonderful cheese! I am a huge fan of all these different types of cheese from Italy, Switzerland and not at last Denmark! Especially the spicy ones.
_and to the dismay of my family, the smelly ones too ;-)_
Luckily California has a developing artisanal cheese industry. We're getting some very good, if sometimes inconsistent, local cheeses here. I love the imports too.
No more cutting for me! I will tell the cheese where he will break!
We are blessed to live in the Golden Age of Cheese.
Chris Blackmore
Only Chuck Norris can do that!
I didn't know it was important to have a dialogue with cheese as I cut it. Do different cheeses enjoy different topics of conversation? What should I say to a Kraft single when I open the wrapper? Perhaps all varieties enjoy a Gouda debate from time to time.
i expect you to say to that fake square crap in wrappers "will you kill me today, i wonder?" that stuff is pure cancer, you shouldn't eat it
I think if the cheese is dry it would enjoy dry conversation.
If it's spicy, probably more like phone sex than a regular conversation.
Swiss cheese is literally wearing fish nets, so you get the hint want she wants.
You gotta look at the characteristics.
***** So if I'm looking for a well rounded conversation I need to look for red cow, brie, or maybe some old style cheddar cheese. If I'm in the mood for comedy I get some (ha)varti?
Hope this sweet old man is fine in this pandemic Corona virus. Everybody please stay home stay safe and keep others safe ❤
Is anyone else here because they have a 3 page essay to type, but they just want to put it off?
+Laurel Cook that's correct! 1200 page research paper due wednesday...
+Laurel Cook im here cause need 12 page essay on cheese
Yuuuup.
+Laurel Cook nope,i will write a technicians final exam in 5 hours
+Laurel Cook I'm supposed to be studying for a SQL Server certification exam. Now I'm feeling guilty AND jonesing for some parmesan cheese.
I finally understand the meaning of life
+Oliver Casey It wasn't as epic as I had hoped for...
Old men who cant say break...
cheese
+nils erik mæland old men cutting cheese while senile.
well said
Why the hell am i waching this 2 in The morning? i dont even like cheese. And i have a test tommorow!
+gagge carlsohn lmfao
he's the cheese whisperer
Me 2 xD
+gagge carlsohn UA-cam factor.
Bro how was ur test??
I love when any Italian talks English in their accents.. This guy is very passionate to his job..love it
3:55 I always say to my cheese where I wish that it will broken.
Sean Chagani hahaha he killed me
Sean Chagani 11:00 - making saw..the cheese understand alone.. where he must.. broken.
English is my second language but this got me laughing too much
+shand seimela French is my second language and it made me laugh.
"We say to the cheese where we wish it will broken."
Italian is the language of cheese confirmed
"We have already explained to the cheese, where he must broken." Oh wow that cheese is really smart
He is trying to speak English, a totally different lenguage from Italian..He sounds hilarious but his effort must be appreciated..Furthermore, he is sharing our incredible tradition with you all, while the only thing people are doing around the world is to take Italian ideas, names and flag to sell fake products. You are just a bunch of looser to our eyes.
@@cristianschiavone3462
I am Brazilian and I lived in Italy for seven years in Verona, and it was in Italy that I had the good fortune to learn to speak and write English with a great teacher, for us who speak the derivatives of the Latin language, it is not easy to learn English, and the fact that this respected Italian gentleman of old age speaks English is admirable, I hope one day to return to Verona and get a good job and to be able to review my teachers and to thank for the knowledge given to me. Here in Brazil life has been very hard and I miss being able to eat well and the quality of life I had, here in Brazil i spent almost all my salary just to not go hungry. My sincere greetings to all the respectful Italian people.
Cristian Schiavone don’t you love when kids don’t know when a joke is said?
Calm down guys, one of our Italian tradition is to not understand jokes, especially if written in other languages. Another one strictly related is that Italians tend to polemicizing everything.
Carlo is a master of his craft! Watching this video never gets old. This is a great, HOW TO video!
I'd like to see your English native speaker grandpas trying to speak Spanish, Italian or French. Also consider that most of the people over 70 years in Italy went to school only for very short amounts of time, and foreign languages usually weren't taught either
Yes)))
At least he knows a lot of words and you can understand..The English native speaker grandpas can't speak any other language...
What a random comment.
+Jason Fakename he said that because many people are making fun of the guy in the video cus of his bad english....
But English natives aren't foreign within their own territory. They don't need to speak Spanish, French, or Italian within their own territory. Those that speak Spanish, French, or Italian need to learn the English language when in our Country. Not the other way around.
This is great, people are at their best when they're being passionate.
im pretty passionate about masturbating.. does this count?
Yes, yes it does.
So true I really hope that I will eventually find something that I can be so passionate about
amazing
This cheese is enough for my entire life.
+jsj3727 hahah
it's time for L.A. Beast ^^
It's probably just about enough for my week.
Not for me I would eat it in a couple weeks😂
that would be a short one for me :)
I lost my mind at the Action Replay of him breakin the cheese, Genuinely brilliant
10 million bloody views over some damn cheese
No man, this is The Cheese.
magic of youtube
/-Derpz-\ DaMan who doesn't love cheese
sharon lush me
Dude what bout 18 M for a japanese omlette
I'm watching an Italian man cut the cheese..
wonderfulmax me too why I am even here?
Kill me now
wonderfulmax he's obviously breaking the cheese... not cutting... 😂😂😂 like I really give a shit. I don't even know why this was recommended
+What Up Gladly.
DID YOU EVEN WATCH THE VIDEO HE IS NOT CUTTING IT HE IS BROKING IT
Cracking open a cold one with Carlo guffanti
Oscar Schumacher I died
I think I have dies and gone to heaven. This is a channel dedicated to cheese. I randomly came across this... never thought to even search for a cheese channel. I love cheese.... I am lactose intolerant but I choose to suffer because I love cheese so much.
I love how he talks as if the cheese is a human
he speaks for the cheese
Man, I dont know how many humans would you cut in half, and then in half again, and again, and again... And then you´d eat it xD
I love him. You can feel that his passionate in everything that he does.
Hi
actually he said his only passion is cheese
How can anybody be passionate about cheese? Such a stupid thing to be excited about.
@@noneofyourbusiness1199 cheese is epic
shit, im watching it again
same bruh i dont know why
Bruuuh
me and a few friends watched thisl ikew 20 times while being high and its hilarious every fucking time.! we alreADY explAined to the cheese where it must cut!must broken =))
This is a fuckin experience dude. You need to take this journey more than once.
this is really amazing
Crazy how UA-cam works first I started off by watching scary videos and now I’m watching a man cut some cheese at 3am
"We say to the cheese where we wish it will broken"
This guy is a cheese whisperer
Damn this video is comedy im laughing my ass off to this guy he really loves cutting cheese great commet funny👍
He speaks for the cheese.
I understand him more than people who speak perfect English.....
Wat?
Because you speak like him.
........................style.......................much good ...................why he broken the cheese and not slit it
he is italian and italian and english are soo similar languages , if you speak english then you sure can understand a little bit italian also :D
😄😄😄maestraso 😄😄
You know he's a master when he talks to the cheese... bellissimo!
That man thinks the cheese is alive and that it have ears
Technically, cheese is "alive" in that it has living bacterial cultures in it. No ears though, haha.
+Outshinedsg well then it's not the cheese it's the bacteria, and even then it's not like it's understands laguage
Really, cheese doesn't understand language, moron?
He is translating directly from Italian. Italian is a very personal and intimate language.
That's why italians do it better. Passion.
Why is he speaking as if the cheese were sentient?! Do cheeses have life in Italy?!
no, it's because we love food
#cheeselivesmatter
#dicksoutforparmesan
starsapphire2013 lmfao 😂😂
Yes, my sister is a cheese
I think we all can safely say it wasn't me who cut the cheese...
I'll see myself out.
Don't worry, it'll get feta.
+Squid Ninja 428 Dude just Feta-geta bout it ;)
+MrBIGFOOT104 Ricotta be kidding me.
+MrBIGFOOT104 It may never get cheddar
Cheese-us Christ so many replys Im feeling GRATE today
I come to this video for comfort whenever I’m having a hard time
bless this man and his beautifully broken English
As an Italian I was just dying because of that guy's English
"We say to the cheese, where we wish it will broken" I teared up a little
This a whole lot easier than opening a packet of string cheeses.
Me: What’s your job?
Random person: I’m an insurance broker..
Me:What’s your job?
Carlo Guffanti: I’m a cheese broker..
😂🤣😂🤣break breaker broker
@@ashasaid8597 brokes😜😜
😂😂😂😂
Good comment! Made me laugh.
The funny thing is, he probably actually says that, lmao. To be honest, I have always preferred broken English. It is so much more entertaining. English has become way too wordy. Bring back the soul of language!
I'm here for my yearly viewing of this
3:18 am, i dont know how the hell i end up here, i was watching a worm eating another worm... that was weird too. what am i doing with my life? :c
YES SAME HERE CMON SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL US
Erbmon Odillepa fuck same here i have final exam coming up and youtube recommends me an italian cutting cheese and i fucking watch it fuk me
exploring, gaining knowledge. next, check out "Bait Bike Prank"
You fell into a youtube hole, it happens to the best of us.
Erbmon Odillepa I have an exam in the morning, 5 hours
8:00 there is fly in the fine cheese
That looks like an air bubble.
I meant looked dang auto correct
How can you notice that,,,that just means you're not paying attention to the guy
LOL
Sadly, the cheese never recovered from the fly attack.
CAT OVERLORD Nonono, it is a fine fly in fine cheese.
9:04 Gramps: "Do you understand ? Here is the place where in the wheel the cheese makes is higher Resistance."
Lady : Yes
Me: WHAT ?
LOL. He means that's the place in the wheel that's hardest to break.
Mikamii Teru LMFAOOOOOOO!!!!!
I have like a personal rule I have to watch this every time its in my recommended
watching cheese cutting video while eating string cheese
Im eating rotted maggot infested cheese, almost same.
lamplava
You've violated the first rule of the cheesy commandments.
'Thou shalt not partake of any type of string cheese.'
why tf am I watching some cheese
inb4 +50 cheese related videos on his homepage
King John
It's a cheesy affair.
King John UA-cam recommendations at its finest
rimjob Not yet, lol
the true question is.. Why was it so enjoyable?