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  • Опубліковано 15 чер 2024
  • Over an hour of the top posts from r/Foundsatan Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
    Robin ► / xycronva
    Jack ► / @jaymick
    Lexi ► / thelexikitty
    Robin | Hell naw vine boom: 00:00:00
    Lexi | Push it: 00:12:29
    Robin | How: 00:33:37
    Robin | Why would someone do this: 00:47:57
    Jack | Guys, I found satan: 01:02:15
    Robin | This person is the worst human: 01:36:10
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  • @Kashi_kanipan
    @Kashi_kanipan 10 місяців тому +993

    4:52 Fun fact! In Japan there's a dish in which chicken and egg are put on a bowl of rice. We call it 'Oyakodon' and it literally means 'Parent and child rice bowl'.

    • @foxicecube
      @foxicecube 10 місяців тому +27

      BRUH

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 9 місяців тому +35

      XD dang that also sounds rather tasty so i may try to remember to see were i can order it

    • @SK1N_WALK3R
      @SK1N_WALK3R 8 місяців тому +11

      Dawg I can confirm via google search.

    • @ActionYakPolice
      @ActionYakPolice 8 місяців тому +12

      apparently this is where Paul Simon got the title for the song "Mother Child Reunion", no joke

    • @MyNaymIsSnek1526
      @MyNaymIsSnek1526 8 місяців тому +1

      Lol

  • @JadianRadiator
    @JadianRadiator 10 місяців тому +141

    24:58
    It erases your save.
    So it's basically a rendition of the "press alt+f4" joke.

    • @liammacpherson7301
      @liammacpherson7301 10 місяців тому +17

      Actually, it just causes a soft reset, bringing you back to the title screen. It will still lose you the shiny, yes, but it isn't that punishing.

    • @JadianRadiator
      @JadianRadiator 10 місяців тому +8

      @@liammacpherson7301 I didn't know that Nintendo changed the "erase save" shortcut on the title screen to a "soft reset" shortcut

    • @CJSpider10
      @CJSpider10 9 місяців тому +5

      Imagine you were just mashing buttons because you were angry or something, and accidentally put in that combo.

    • @hereticFox716
      @hereticFox716 7 місяців тому +3

      up+select+b is how to delete saves

    • @videogamerNattie98
      @videogamerNattie98 7 місяців тому +2

      people joke about alt+f4 but people forget how useful that is to quick close any tab wanted.
      Also since Soft Resetting (Or SRing) is often used for shiny hunting, don't expect it to work on a professional shiny hunter.

  • @-MarbleHornetsFan-
    @-MarbleHornetsFan- 6 місяців тому +208

    29:14
    For anyone who doesn’t know, in Pokémon Diamond and Pearl (I think Platinum too) there was an in game trade with an box named Mindy. She wanted you to trade her a Medicham for her Haunter. If you didn’t know, some Pokémon evolve by trade. So, if you traded her your Medicham, you’d (supposedly) get a Haunter that would evolve into Gengar. However, her Haunter was holding something called an everstone. An everstone is an item in the Pokémon games that when held, will prevent your Pokémon from evolving. So, instead of getting a Gengar from the trade, you’d end up getting a Haunter that can’t evolve.
    Edit: Spelling

    • @leileyaravencroft
      @leileyaravencroft 5 місяців тому +13

      That girl made me so mad when I played

    • @-MarbleHornetsFan-
      @-MarbleHornetsFan- 5 місяців тому +5

      @@leileyaravencroft I can imagine. I’ve never played, since I don’t have the right gaming system for it, but I’ve watched people play

    • @HereButGone-SorryFerret
      @HereButGone-SorryFerret 5 місяців тому +8

      wait, there's Mindy in this video? OH GOD, NOT HER.

    • @-MarbleHornetsFan-
      @-MarbleHornetsFan- 5 місяців тому +4

      @@HereButGone-SorryFerret yep

    • @Anorak610
      @Anorak610 3 місяці тому +4

      That edit hits me on a speirtual level

  • @stealth-roxie
    @stealth-roxie 6 місяців тому +60

    Another note for the unfinished goal is that it works way better if AFTER the character's death, the other characters reach the point where -had the dead character been with them- they would have been able to solve their unfinished goal. (Example: Character who always wanted to collect this magical sword of their culture. Have them die abruptly with the other rules... Then the next story beat is the other characters finding the sword... He was so close... but he died right before he could do it.)

    • @jimwormmaster
      @jimwormmaster 5 місяців тому +7

      Burning to death in Team Fortress 2 right next to a medkit D:

    • @Boba56
      @Boba56 3 місяці тому +2

      That gives me a idea

    • @ShackleYT
      @ShackleYT 3 місяці тому +2

      and then, the other characters choose not to do the goal at the last possible moment. never giving any of us any closure. that magic sword shall remain in that temple forever, until it's stolen by a random bandit

    • @ririlub
      @ririlub 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@ShackleYTAUUHGHGGG

    • @CeciliaLamas-zr9xp
      @CeciliaLamas-zr9xp Місяць тому

      it gives off Eddie Munson

  • @gl15col
    @gl15col 10 місяців тому +918

    If I found out my kids teacher gave out those tickets for bathroom use, that would have been one of the few cases where I would complain about a teacher. Kids can get UTI's from holding it for too long. What a controlling pos.

    • @Aperson11028
      @Aperson11028 10 місяців тому +81

      Our entire school does it and only two people in the entire building can be in the bathroom at a time plus it’s online and if you take more then 5 minutes you never get to go to the bathroom again it takes about 3 minutes to get too the bathroom once you get confirmation which takes like a hour

    • @MooseShower
      @MooseShower 10 місяців тому +36

      @@Aperson11028I didn’t have a lot to eat as a kid, so I had constipation pretty often, so I had to be in there for quite a bit

    • @Darthalamus
      @Darthalamus 10 місяців тому +21

      all of the math teachers in my school gave each student 3 bathroom passes per trimester (3 months) because there were people asking to go almost daily... its been ruining everyone elses time, although we never liked the teacher we had anyway >:(

    • @Darthalamus
      @Darthalamus 10 місяців тому

      wow.... thats just evil at that point, you might want to report those ppl@@Aperson11028

    • @intergalacticadmin200
      @intergalacticadmin200 10 місяців тому +27

      My highschool would straight up ban certain kids from using the bathrooms. It was almost never vandals, almost always kids that just had to go often

  • @Whitleyjuan713
    @Whitleyjuan713 10 місяців тому +2767

    Lexi is too innocent too understand the hole in the peanut butter

    • @theredwhirlwin
      @theredwhirlwin 10 місяців тому +173

      Lol yea she's adorable

    • @glitchreaper6100
      @glitchreaper6100 10 місяців тому +131

      Was it actually peanut butter? I couldn't recognize the brand

    • @Actuallygoaway
      @Actuallygoaway 10 місяців тому +90

      Yeah she's so inoccent

    • @OrionTheHunter337
      @OrionTheHunter337 10 місяців тому

      My man that is a giant ass hole

    • @yeethuman2030
      @yeethuman2030 10 місяців тому +126

      @@glitchreaper6100 its honey

  • @chickaboom163
    @chickaboom163 6 місяців тому +52

    The Screensaver prank suddenly reminded me of a work story my dad once told me a long time ago.
    He's always worked IT, albeit from different companies, one of these previous companies he had a coworker who for some reason absolutely hated Pikachu.
    Naturally my dad (behind the co-workers back) created an installed a program on the guy's work computer which would produce a Pikachu pop-up every 2-5 seconds.
    What he didn't expect the next day was that this coworker had a multiple day business trip. Long enough for my dad to forget about the program's existence, at least until he heard a wail from the guy who proceeded to burst into his work area yelling about the Pikachu.
    Apparently, the Pikachu program which had been left running the whole time had overloaded the screen to where the screen was completely covered with the pikachu pop-ups, but not only that but more will pop in and fill the gaps for any popup he removed. Making his computer completely unusable with the one thing he absolutely hated.

    • @CasualScroller36
      @CasualScroller36 2 місяці тому +4

      Some of the best pranks are ones you don't remember executing 🤣🤣
      This comment is severely underrated❤

    • @user-uh2mq7jm6h
      @user-uh2mq7jm6h 2 місяці тому +2

      YOUR DAD IS CRAZY LMAO

    • @chickaboom163
      @chickaboom163 2 місяці тому +2

      @@user-uh2mq7jm6h Fr! April fools is his favorite holiday. My whole family is always on edge every April 1st.
      This year the pulled the greatest prank of absolutely nothing, leaving everyone paranoid for the entire day.

    • @valkyriedown
      @valkyriedown Місяць тому

      That's actually a power move. Did nothing when everyone expect him to do something.
      ....or is he?

  • @sotarro9969
    @sotarro9969 5 місяців тому +14

    3:04
    It's all fun and games until she spawns in the backseat.

  • @animaster2023
    @animaster2023 10 місяців тому +516

    14:26 That's actually honey after it's crystallized. Fun fact: Honey is one food item that has an ETERNAL shelf life, scientists actually found a 6,000 year-old jar of honey in an Egyptian pharaoh's tomb and it was STILL EDIBLE.

    • @tsvetanstoychev655
      @tsvetanstoychev655 10 місяців тому +41

      I am kind of shocked that people my age have never seen honey. Even on the internet or tv...

    • @Schilani
      @Schilani 10 місяців тому +52

      What's more funny is the thought of somebody finding food that has been sitting there for several millenia and just decide to lick it.

    • @bossaboy9678
      @bossaboy9678 10 місяців тому +32

      @@Schilani thats happened alot more than youd think

    • @levievil9220
      @levievil9220 10 місяців тому +23

      @@Schilanihow do you think we figured out what’s edible

    • @wizardsuth
      @wizardsuth 10 місяців тому +32

      Honey contains bacterial spores (especially botulinum) which normally are harmless, but a 6,000-year-old sample might contain strains you're not immune to.

  • @AlisonCasilli
    @AlisonCasilli 10 місяців тому +431

    I did the doll in the hall to my kids with these two creepy looking native american dolls from like the 50's. They were horrendously old and raggedy but I would just walk by and turn one of them to look at a kid's door and the next day turn it back. The first chance they got they gave them away while my back was turned lmao.

    • @killuazoldyck7442
      @killuazoldyck7442 10 місяців тому +8

      I would have done the same thing 😂😂

    • @hanpines3808
      @hanpines3808 10 місяців тому +11

      I did that to my cousin once and she cried

    • @mandapiee1763
      @mandapiee1763 8 місяців тому +2

      Wow, you could have sold those 😮

    • @StaceyJayne-pe7ww
      @StaceyJayne-pe7ww 8 місяців тому +6

      At my daughter's 5th bday party, she and her friends wanted to play "bloody Mary" . 2 of the other kids' parents hid behind the shower curtain and jumped out after the 3rd bloody Mary. My daughter and her best friend immediately fell to the floor , crying. And the 2 boys tried to get out the door but kept bouncing off eachother and accidentally shutting the door-repeatedly.
      My daughter is 18 now and I still laugh out loud every time I think about it.

    • @AlisonCasilli
      @AlisonCasilli 8 місяців тому

      @@mandapiee1763 heh I thought the same but I kind of asked for that so I couldn’t be too mad

  • @Nick_C1997
    @Nick_C1997 3 місяці тому +7

    “Bring back lime skittles, green apple are awful”
    Come to England, we kept lime skittles

    • @Virtual_Entity
      @Virtual_Entity 2 місяці тому

      I have to try those :O

    • @Nick_C1997
      @Nick_C1997 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Virtual_Entity You should, they’re definitely my favourite

    • @CallMeVienna
      @CallMeVienna Місяць тому

      This is a trap
      do NOT go to England

    • @Laurasophiesmith
      @Laurasophiesmith 29 днів тому

      I hated them smh 😂 that’s why my friend always gave me them, just to flip me off 😂

  • @marcustheopilus
    @marcustheopilus 3 місяці тому +2

    24:53 That """""""""""hack"""""""""" will reset your game when you do L + R + START + SELECT so that CERTAINLY IS r/foundsatan right there😈😈😈😈😈

  • @takatacheroki2624
    @takatacheroki2624 10 місяців тому +224

    10:09
    If I'm understanding this correctly, what they did is basically mind-controlled the bard with a spell; they then forced the bard to cast Counter-Spell to nullify the Revivify spell that was supposed to resurrect a dead character. All in all, I imagine it's a remarkably horrific thing to experience. (And it possibly gave the bard some PTSD/wrongful guilt.)

    • @flannerysnotebook
      @flannerysnotebook 9 місяців тому +10

      Yeah, basically the party was under the assumption that the DM would be nice to them and not Counterspell a Revivify. First mistake.
      Second, they used the Revivify . I do not care how nice you think your DM is... you don't take those kinds of chances. Like ? The DM wasn't even being Satan. They were just playing things out the way that makes sense.
      Of course, I would only do this as a DM , but that's my rule for time I Dom my players--I'll only actively cast spells through your character that the NPC knows or that the character has demonstrated. But that's just me and odds are by this point the Bard Counterspell at least once (though why they didn't Counterspell the Dominate Person is beyond me, unless of course another Spellcaster forced their hand).

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 9 місяців тому +4

      @@flannerysnotebooksomething tells me they had to react to soemthing and casting counter is a reaction thus dominate was not able ot be counterable. ie i suspect some action was used to use up the bards ability to react (as from memory its once a turn kind of thing so ya cant just react to several things) or i suspect the bard had counter spelled the first attempt Dm decided legondary action cast dom agian bard failed and was then forced to cast counter spell on the revivify. also isent there better revival spells around that take only a turn to cast.

    • @alidan
      @alidan 8 місяців тому +5

      @@flannerysnotebook the problem is, if any dm plays an encounter like it should go, it would be constant tpk's

    • @flannerysnotebook
      @flannerysnotebook 8 місяців тому +1

      @@alidan The thing is, the way I am suggesting reduces the risks of being a TPK while also making the enemy's choices feel more thematically fitting and (in my experience on both sides of the screen) more fulfilling. There's also a difference between playing encounters "how they should go" and playing "unfairly optimally". There's a reason enemies don't always "group up and hit it til it dies!". Instead they do specific strategies and tactics based on their degree and level of coordination.

  • @Scp-geek
    @Scp-geek 8 місяців тому +212

    I love how lexi just goes “no” with the dog search

    • @Aeon1417
      @Aeon1417 7 місяців тому +11

      well. at least there is an answer. took me way too long.
      3rd row, 8th column. towards the bottom right.

    • @nomom4673
      @nomom4673 6 місяців тому +2

      @@Aeon1417 i can finally rest

    • @djentity303
      @djentity303 6 місяців тому

      ⁠@@Aeon1417 still can find it is column on which axis

    • @Crim-tz7yp
      @Crim-tz7yp 4 місяці тому

      It goes diagonally, the location given by @Aeon1417 is of the letter "D". The "O" crosses through the middle-right area.

    • @MidnightNachos
      @MidnightNachos 2 місяці тому

      @@djentity303 look up the definition of column

  • @nagrywkiinzyniera9073
    @nagrywkiinzyniera9073 Місяць тому +22

    WARRIOR CATS GANG HERE!

  • @Purple_Gu7
    @Purple_Gu7 5 місяців тому +2

    12:04 Man just hit me with a wave of nostalgia with "Outer Wilds."

  • @rpengler1
    @rpengler1 9 місяців тому +222

    18:12
    For those that don't get this one, in simple terms:
    This problem can be broken into two parts. (x^3 cos x/2) and 1/2*sqrt(4-x^2). The integral here is from 2 to -2, or a to -a. the x^3 here marks this as an odd function, and an odd function over an integral of a to -a evaluates to zero.
    That leaves 1/2*sqrt(4-x^2). Put this into a graph and you will find that this is half a circle of radius 2, which is 2pi/2, so the password here is pi
    The evil is you don't know how long the password is, and pi is an infinite number

    • @bluerendar2194
      @bluerendar2194 9 місяців тому +13

      Answer is correct but you missed a few steps
      Circle is radius 2, so 4pi area for the integral
      but it's half the circle so 2pi
      And while x^3 cos x/2 is odd so can be ignored when distributed, 1/2 isn't, so, pi
      Also it doesn't specify to how many places

    • @parrxtkun
      @parrxtkun 9 місяців тому +17

      i like your funny words magic man!

    • @ladydeathorlynnjinnyjo
      @ladydeathorlynnjinnyjo 8 місяців тому +8

      Bruh, I had a stroke trying to read that, I'm so bad at math T-T

    • @bluerendar2194
      @bluerendar2194 8 місяців тому +13

      @@ladydeathorlynnjinnyjo Dw it's formatted horribly since anything beyond elementary math becomes increasingly poorly formatted in just text
      Before algebra, much of math communication had to be in words only - which as you can see is a nightmare. Goes to show why being able to math was such a rare skill in antiquity!

    • @ladydeathorlynnjinnyjo
      @ladydeathorlynnjinnyjo 8 місяців тому +6

      @@bluerendar2194 lol, blegh, math is still to hard! Even when is is explained simply to me it takes a minute for it to process T-T

  • @randomgirlontheinternet1735
    @randomgirlontheinternet1735 10 місяців тому +42

    "Im still waiting for the warrior cats live action series" CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUSRD AND WAS THE LAST THING I EXPECTED

  • @CatBooooom_
    @CatBooooom_ 9 днів тому

    0:44 you're so real for saying omg ily

  • @NatLaS
    @NatLaS 5 місяців тому

    I’m so glad this video was posted. The way Emily deals with scary stuff is hilarious.

  • @Wesley_H
    @Wesley_H 10 місяців тому +29

    5:29 Their FBI agent was having a particularly chaotic moment that day.

  • @Smilley85
    @Smilley85 10 місяців тому +72

    40:30 Agree to disagree: I read two books with character deaths just as described, and I was literally weeping during the funeral scene.

    • @kamabokogonpachiro5038
      @kamabokogonpachiro5038 8 місяців тому +10

      Same here. I find it easier to cry when I see other characters I like mourning and struggling to move on from that person's death, and a funeral is a good way to showcase that. Even if its actually about remembering the good the person who died did, it still kills me inside. So yeah, ig it's different for everyone

    • @novaprime9394
      @novaprime9394 6 місяців тому +2

      Something that scared me when I was younger was the death of optimus prime in the 1986 movie I will never get over that

  • @Ineedhelp7
    @Ineedhelp7 4 місяці тому +20

    The worst harmless disease i can come up with is; Everytime you get comfortable and is about to fall asleep, you have the overwhelming urge to pee

    • @5UBJ3CT3GG
      @5UBJ3CT3GG 3 місяці тому

      Dont ever do that again.

    • @Ineedhelp7
      @Ineedhelp7 3 місяці тому

      @@5UBJ3CT3GG Watch me.

    • @Engineer121
      @Engineer121 3 місяці тому

      never cook again

    • @outdoordaily6463
      @outdoordaily6463 3 місяці тому +1

      I did that before I read this. I work in 5 and a half hours 😭

    • @Ineedhelp7
      @Ineedhelp7 3 місяці тому

      @@Engineer121 :(

  • @U.S_Drifter
    @U.S_Drifter 3 місяці тому +1

    The last thing I do before I leave a hotel room, is set the alarm for 3:30AM.

  • @Brother8237
    @Brother8237 9 місяців тому +99

    9:56 he basically forced one of the party members to stop another party member from reviving one of the other party members to ensure a permanent death for that one player and a complete waste of two 3rd level spell slots for the party. Idk what they did to hurt the DM but my god they got boned on that turn.

    • @gummywormee41
      @gummywormee41 8 місяців тому +3

      Tbh there's many DMs that'll do this just bc they wanna "rail road"? Idk what the TERM is but basically force certain events to happen bc they want specific things to happen.
      Considering how we don't have context as to what happened to make the DM want to do this it kinda reeks as a red flag! Mainly bc it just seems real mean and extreme for no reason, y'know?

    • @KaitouKaiju
      @KaitouKaiju 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@gummywormee41That isn't what railroading means

    • @TypetwoAbsolute
      @TypetwoAbsolute 6 місяців тому +8

      I didn't read that as a DM action, just a chaotic evil cleric in party acting in character. My party had a rule that if you did a act up for the lulz that messed things up, you bought everyone dinner for next week

    • @FlamingoRebecca
      @FlamingoRebecca 5 місяців тому

      it deletes the save file 24:59

  • @ZER0-ed1fg
    @ZER0-ed1fg 10 місяців тому +23

    0:42 robin likes warrior cats?

    • @ItsVeryUnknown
      @ItsVeryUnknown 4 місяці тому +6

      Its a decent series

    • @FluffyKatPawz
      @FluffyKatPawz 3 місяці тому +2

      OMG YESS I WAS SO SUPRISED

    • @LunarIsHere_
      @LunarIsHere_ 21 день тому

      ​@@FluffyKatPawz bro I made my friend use that pfp on discord 😭

  • @enigmaticrage812
    @enigmaticrage812 29 днів тому

    On the dnd joke, from what I can tell, they made the bard that was casting revivify, cast counterspell through the dominate person spell, essentially forcing the pc that was reviving them to counterspell the revive

  • @SophieTheSnakeGirl-DinoTheBino
    @SophieTheSnakeGirl-DinoTheBino 21 день тому +1

    1:05:41 JACK WENT FROM
    “😊😊😁😁😆😆😄😄”
    to
    «deep»
    ШНА-

  • @airacummins5076
    @airacummins5076 10 місяців тому +11

    2:53 that's not just Satan that's a perv in the making

  • @Crystal-ry4pv
    @Crystal-ry4pv 8 місяців тому +176

    As a huge fan of the Warrior cats series, Robin my respect for you has shot up tremendously. That was great, thank you for that laugh.

    • @Totallynotredtail
      @Totallynotredtail 8 місяців тому +4

      I genuinely squealed

    • @mushroom7604
      @mushroom7604 7 місяців тому +8

      It'd be so chaotic too lol, they should definitely create Into The Wild as a film, I think It'd do well

    • @marcindzamroga8945
      @marcindzamroga8945 7 місяців тому +4

      I kind of stopped caring about warrior cats after the "forbidden love priestess" thing arc started in one of the later books. I felt like my suspension of disbelief that the characters were actual cats broke at that point. The first series was great, though!

    • @imjustyourlocalcocomilk2098
      @imjustyourlocalcocomilk2098 7 місяців тому +1

      Sane

    • @1stPersonNarrator
      @1stPersonNarrator 6 місяців тому +1

      Me too🫶🫶

  • @GirlinTheBrownHoodie
    @GirlinTheBrownHoodie 13 днів тому

    56:32 Robin casually dropping the name SamGladiator took me the fuck out! was not expecting that lore drop.

  • @pump2145
    @pump2145 5 місяців тому +1

    0:18 You always have the urge to pee but whenever you go to the bathroom it goes away

  • @Xirio_
    @Xirio_ 9 місяців тому +14

    57:30 props to the editor who started bleeping robin with the piano notes of MCR's Black Parade.

    • @CherrydaProot
      @CherrydaProot 7 місяців тому +1

      Oh mah god, another red proot

    • @ianmunson324
      @ianmunson324 5 місяців тому

      I thought I was the only one who noticed lol

    • @MaddyDassau-vy7oo
      @MaddyDassau-vy7oo 4 місяці тому

      DUDE I YELPED WHEN I HEARD THE G

  • @UnNamedGuy0
    @UnNamedGuy0 10 місяців тому +19

    11:44 That's Dark holy crap she probably had a mental break down after the phone call

  • @cloaker49
    @cloaker49 6 місяців тому +1

    33:44 that is really dangerous, the wifi signals could interfere with the radar signals of the airplane, i hope he landed safely

  • @BonBon15159
    @BonBon15159 3 місяці тому +1

    If you sleep beside somone and wanna get revenge do this (usually only works for people who sleep next to the wall and does not work for people who only have 2 pillows for your heads) : make sure you have all the pillows, put them next to you and hog them while you sleep. If you want you can add booby traps that doesn’t allow them to take a pillow

  • @ace_of_hearts_189
    @ace_of_hearts_189 10 місяців тому +68

    6:53 I have a doll named Stabatha that my family jokes keeps the ghosts at bay. Once October starts, I’m moving her to random locations around the house and acting completely clueless. Thanks for the idea, Satans of Reddit!

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 8 місяців тому +5

      Tis the season~
      Stabatha is on the hunt.

    • @ace_of_hearts_189
      @ace_of_hearts_189 8 місяців тому +3

      @@singletona082 🤭

    • @yourmomscrackpipe
      @yourmomscrackpipe 8 місяців тому +5

      i should do that with my Furby, Diesel Engine

    • @oxanis
      @oxanis 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@yourmomscrackpipe thats scarier...

    • @Vootops
      @Vootops 6 місяців тому

      You should put a speaker in or behind it on Halloween night

  • @AlwaysBolttheBird
    @AlwaysBolttheBird 10 місяців тому +85

    As far as cutting books in half to make them more portable I actually did this for a very specific reason. When I hiked the Appalachian Trail ebook readers weren’t really very popular yet and I wanted to read at night so I cut large books into thirds and took the first third with me and had a friend mail me a bunch of supply boxes on different dates as I walked the trail. When I got a new part of the book I sent the part I had back home. It was to keep weight and space down.

    • @mentarium
      @mentarium 10 місяців тому +3

      did you hike the whole trail or just some sections? I spent a weekend hiking it, but didn't get too far.

    • @AlwaysBolttheBird
      @AlwaysBolttheBird 10 місяців тому +5

      @@mentarium the whole trail

    • @foxicecube
      @foxicecube 10 місяців тому +2

      jesus@@AlwaysBolttheBird what the hell

    • @AlwaysBolttheBird
      @AlwaysBolttheBird 10 місяців тому +1

      @@foxicecube are you commenting on me cutting books or hiking the trail haha

    • @GotTheBestLigma
      @GotTheBestLigma 9 місяців тому +4

      People cut books like that in jail too so they can make them small enough to slide into other cells

  • @The_Ambababush.
    @The_Ambababush. 6 місяців тому +1

    "your skeleton has been turned on" got me rolling 💀👍

  • @RetroSquadGaming
    @RetroSquadGaming 5 місяців тому +2

    Better book one:
    Publish one million copies of a 500 page book, but 1000 of them have a different ending, and watch as everyone thinks those 1000 people are crazy
    Years later, when people finally agree on the multiple endings, come clean and say that there is one copy with one different word somewhere, and watch the world descend into agony over a word

  • @M_IAWIA
    @M_IAWIA 10 місяців тому +33

    1:11 the man got a point, but i guess it depends on how many hours is left of the flight. Having a decomposing corpse on the flight for hours isn't gonna be fun

  • @savagefurry
    @savagefurry 10 місяців тому +48

    Even if I found an unopened, fully sealed package of food sitting on the edge of the toilet, I would still throw it away. That's just- no. 😭

    • @mentarium
      @mentarium 10 місяців тому +3

      agreed. it's kind of scary what some people are willing to overlook

    • @AlastorFan5900
      @AlastorFan5900 9 місяців тому +3

      I mean... I would, but only if its still airtight sealed, nonmessy and nonperishable. (like a bag of hard candy still factory sealed)

    • @savagefurry
      @savagefurry 9 місяців тому

      @@AlastorFan5900 Nah, cause someone can stick a needle into that shi- 😭

    • @xiachunze
      @xiachunze 8 місяців тому +2

      Which one did you get this from

    • @user-bj1py8qh6f
      @user-bj1py8qh6f 6 місяців тому +1

      I like your username op! I’m also a savage furry!

  • @ToyBonnieBigFan
    @ToyBonnieBigFan 4 місяці тому +1

    At vintage stock i always switch the dvd for 28 days, and 28 days later and wait until i see someone buy it knowing ive just ruined a day.

  • @yusayoutube
    @yusayoutube 5 днів тому

    1:43 "I just finished reading Infinite. Gotta finish Jest tomorrow"

  • @SpiceTriesToAnimate
    @SpiceTriesToAnimate 9 місяців тому +9

    36:15
    Kinda like how the fear of longs words is hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia…

    • @whenyouwhenyouyouwhem
      @whenyouwhenyouyouwhem 7 місяців тому +3

      And the fear of phobias is phobophobia

    • @SpiceTriesToAnimate
      @SpiceTriesToAnimate 7 місяців тому +2

      @@whenyouwhenyouyouwhem Not to mention the fear of words spelled the same forwards and backwards is called aibophobia

    • @whenyouwhenyouyouwhem
      @whenyouwhenyouyouwhem 7 місяців тому

      @@SpiceTriesToAnimate palindromes?

    • @SpiceTriesToAnimate
      @SpiceTriesToAnimate 7 місяців тому

      @@whenyouwhenyouyouwhem yeah

    • @Kalverite
      @Kalverite 2 місяці тому

      @@whenyouwhenyouyouwhem
      *is afraid of being afraid*
      *notices is afraid*
      *loop of misery1*

  • @LPHGaruda1
    @LPHGaruda1 9 місяців тому +7

    6:07 the guy kept moving it around the lot apparently

  • @Hnui03
    @Hnui03 4 місяці тому +1

    When I was around 15, I had my friend over for New Year's and we had a fun y idea. He had a 2 Litre bottle of Sprite, and an annoying cousin (who is no longer annoying nowadays, we're practically unsepeerable brothers today). Neither of us liked him at the time so we drank half the bottle and filled it back to full with piss. We wanted it to be half and half so that he couldn't tell right away that it was tainted. He drank a good few gulps before realizing something was off and we absolutely lost our minds laughing. My friend and I got grounded for a month but it was totally worth it, we still bring it up at times..

  • @HushYourNotSupposedToSeeMe
    @HushYourNotSupposedToSeeMe Місяць тому +1

    I've got one. It was back in kindergarten. It was during recess. What I had done, was I picked up a rock and took it to one of my friends. I then proceeded to convince them that it was chocolate. They ended up biting it.

  • @GreyJackJack
    @GreyJackJack 10 місяців тому +71

    All the EmKay narrators love Warrior Cats and I am so here for it.

    • @MaxwellCatAlphonk
      @MaxwellCatAlphonk 10 місяців тому +12

      I used to read warrior cats myself (chronologically) but kinda stopped reading after a while. IDK why, why would I make it halfway through River Of Fire and then just stop?
      Warrior cats did influence how I see fiction though. Nowadays, I am in the Rain World Community and I just imagine warrior cats inspired fanfiction for all the slugcats (downpour and some mods included)

    • @GreyJackJack
      @GreyJackJack 10 місяців тому +4

      @@MaxwellCatAlphonk I can see you still like cats despite not reading Warriors anymore, judging by your name and PFP.
      also 2nD rEpLy YeEeEeEsSsSsS111!!!11111!

    • @skyleap2191
      @skyleap2191 10 місяців тому +3

      Haven’t watched the video yet but I have to say I love knowing this fact as I’m a big fan of warrior cats myself

    • @Gachalover101-rv1zj
      @Gachalover101-rv1zj 10 місяців тому +3

      OMG I LOVE IT TOO 😂😂

    • @GreyJackJack
      @GreyJackJack 10 місяців тому +3

      @@skyleap2191 It's about a minute in.

  • @VilactDoesntSayShitYourselfNow
    @VilactDoesntSayShitYourselfNow 10 місяців тому +15

    10:21 i can imagine how awkward the police calls are like "hello 911 someone is walking their dog by my house"

  • @thunderstrum645
    @thunderstrum645 5 місяців тому +2

    1:13:13
    The fear of long words is actually called Hippototomonstrosesquippedaliaphobia
    Idk why, but I made myself memorize it like 7 years ago, you can look it up if you don't believe me
    /lh

  • @marsphoenix1359
    @marsphoenix1359 6 місяців тому +1

    On the car at the airport. The guy worked there, so he'd just occasionally move the car around the car park, cleaning the tickets off the screen. He lost his job over it, though, after she found out and sued.

  • @anenemystand498
    @anenemystand498 10 місяців тому +68

    9:57 For those who don't play dnd, here's the simple spell/ability effect translations:
    Dominate Person: Gain complete control over a character's actions.
    Revivify: A spell used to revitalize a dead character back to life.
    Counter Spell: Prevents a spell from being cast.
    Full translation: The DM took control of one of the player's characters (the bard) and forced that character to deny a revive. Considering that such a revival would undoubtedly cost many resources and probably be a last resort, there may not be a chance to try this revive again.

    • @Infurtivation
      @Infurtivation 10 місяців тому +1

      Thank you 🙏

    • @davesaylor7829
      @davesaylor7829 10 місяців тому +6

      Not only is it expensive (diamonds totalling 300gp), it has to be done within 60 seconds of their last breath.
      For maximum impact, contain the healer for 9 rounds so they only get one shot at it.
      Then, send them on a month long quest to find *a diamond* worth 1000gp, intercut with scenes of their friend fighting through Hell.
      As the DM, you have full control over when/if they succeed, as you control the loot. It doesn't matter how rich and powerful they are if the thing they're looking for simply doesn't exist.
      Honestly, the bard deserves it for not using counter-spell to prevent being dominated.

    • @UnknownUser-xk5rr
      @UnknownUser-xk5rr 8 місяців тому +1

      @@davesaylor7829 I feel like after a while of that, the player who plays the down character would either leave or roll up a new character.

    • @davesaylor7829
      @davesaylor7829 8 місяців тому

      @@UnknownUser-xk5rr
      Why? They'd have stuff to do.
      A "month long quest" is only a couple sessions.
      Besides, if they die in hell, they'll have to roll a new character anyway; but, if they made it through, I'd offer them some kind of reward.

    • @gummywormee41
      @gummywormee41 8 місяців тому

      ​@@davesaylor7829I'm assuming bc the person playing the downed character would be very annoyed

  • @andre_601
    @andre_601 10 місяців тому +47

    Kinda want to hear that recording of Robin reading SCP-1250....
    Also, doing a crime with a dog is counted as doing one armed. Like robbing a bank with a dog is considered armed robbery.

    • @CABLEGUY569
      @CABLEGUY569 8 місяців тому

      Hey Pilot, SCP 1250 is a set of cassette tapes, hope this helps

    • @ThatGamerPilot
      @ThatGamerPilot 8 місяців тому +1

      @@CABLEGUY569 what do the cassete tapes play

    • @SCP_O49
      @SCP_O49 8 місяців тому

      ​@@ThatGamerPilotthey change what's recorded on them by just a little bit

  • @Midnightlunar10
    @Midnightlunar10 6 місяців тому +1

    Him mentioning Warriors brought joy to my soul.

  • @Detective_Lynne
    @Detective_Lynne Місяць тому +1

    I remember once celebrating New Year's Eve at an acquaintance's flat when I was 5 years old.
    I liked apple juice, my uncle gave me a glass of "juice".
    It turned out to be cognac.
    I haven't liked apple juice since.

  • @BustlingScarf
    @BustlingScarf 6 місяців тому +21

    I really love that whenever Robin laughs I just can’t tell if it’s a sarcastic laugh or just a normal laugh

  • @HollowTomajikate
    @HollowTomajikate 10 місяців тому +16

    10:05 Bard tries to revive a dead party member. OP used Dominate Person to force the same Bard to cast Counter Spell on his own revivify keeping their party member or whoever dead burning two spell slots at once. Evil.

    • @bronzebeez9963
      @bronzebeez9963 10 місяців тому

      Did I see you in r/DnD somewhere?

  • @l1mel1ght69
    @l1mel1ght69 Місяць тому +2

    1:09:39 “your school, your place of safety.…”
    *Americans laughing*: safety!?

  • @v4isinyourwalls
    @v4isinyourwalls 2 місяці тому +1

    For the second one:
    SO THATS WHY WHEN I EAT I ALWAYS ENDED UP WITH HAIRS IN MY MOUTH!!!

  • @johningoldenboots2352
    @johningoldenboots2352 8 місяців тому +8

    at 6:13 it was in a restricted staff parking area so they could not get in no matter how much they begged the security

  • @LookItsCole
    @LookItsCole 8 місяців тому +11

    1:13:20 it's hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

  • @blazejunior2293
    @blazejunior2293 6 місяців тому +2

    21:40 I would have pushed the cupcake and let the water turn black

  • @learninghowtoedit6477
    @learninghowtoedit6477 3 місяці тому +3

    2:19 I DO THE SAME THING!!!!

  • @amorflos
    @amorflos 10 місяців тому +70

    Lexi is my favourite narrator she is just so funny and innocent : D

    • @Beobachter44
      @Beobachter44 9 місяців тому

      He*

    • @xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869
      @xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869 9 місяців тому +20

      ​@@Beobachter44hey look it's the fish that never evolved

    • @Beobachter44
      @Beobachter44 9 місяців тому +1

      @@xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869 what do you mean? It’s clearly a guy.

    • @untrouble8191
      @untrouble8191 9 місяців тому +15

      @@Beobachter44 i think she goes by diff pronouns lol

    • @IAmProbablyCoolerThanYou
      @IAmProbablyCoolerThanYou 9 місяців тому

      @@Beobachter44 you're either
      1. an oblivious guy who's probably new to the channeL
      2. a transphobe who thinks he's hot shit

  • @yourfavoritetransgender
    @yourfavoritetransgender 6 місяців тому +24

    One of my classmates found out that magnets affect our school Chromebooks and cause them to lock. So he hid it in his closed fist and slid his hand casually across a desk with a line of people using their Chromebooks so they would all turn off in a row and they would spend like 20 minutes trying to figure out why they turned off/if they were glitching.

    • @AceJackWagon885
      @AceJackWagon885 2 місяці тому +3

      This actually works for everything with a mechanism where they sleep on lid closing.

  • @FroggyBoi489
    @FroggyBoi489 2 місяці тому +2

    39:50, DO NOT DO THIS, FREEING THEIR TOUNGE IS EXTREMELY HARMFUL TO CROWS AND IS A MYTH, THEY WILL SPEAK IF THEY HERE IT ENOUGH TO MIMIC. Also, just use ravens, ravens are larger, scarier looking, and mimic more.

  • @kathryndunn8052
    @kathryndunn8052 24 дні тому

    On the singing one: my mom would have me sing Silent Night every year at Christmas time (between Thanksgiving and Christmas). I hated it every time since I hate being put on the spot in front of a crowd. She’s done this since I was 16 and I’m now 28. I can only imagine the rage and embarrassment feels over that moment

  • @lisahenry20
    @lisahenry20 8 місяців тому +6

    18:32 a comedian called Jack Whitehall already found a way around that. When they announce that a gate is open, you stand up and say "ah, that's my one"

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs 10 місяців тому +35

    30:18 It is illegal to disallow the use of the bathroom (in America, at least). If you have to use it a fourth time, just go.

    • @WovenYT
      @WovenYT 10 місяців тому +10

      good. my school never did this and I honestly think anyone that works in a school and decides to try to do this shouldn't just have their idea scratched off. I think they should be fired and disallowed from teaching ever again. going to the bathroom is a human necessity and it makes no sense to try to limit that.

    • @foxicecube
      @foxicecube 10 місяців тому +1

      just get the kids to jump them@@WovenYT, i think they will be more than happy to

    • @WovenYT
      @WovenYT 10 місяців тому +1

      @@foxicecube lol yes. just let each kid just give em a good ol' kick in the groin

    • @Mothman1992
      @Mothman1992 7 місяців тому +1

      I once pissed in the teachers waste paper basket because he didn't let me go to the bathroom. I wasn't asking

    • @WovenYT
      @WovenYT 7 місяців тому

      @@Mothman1992 good.

  • @matrem6
    @matrem6 2 місяці тому

    "Satan what are you doing on the D&D subreddit?" is wild

  • @artemisargent8623
    @artemisargent8623 5 місяців тому +1

    14:22 that is a jar of (presumably) bacon grease.

  • @justarose
    @justarose 10 місяців тому +8

    1:47 oh my god that's eyespreen. I'm sorry I just didn't expect a big technotwt account in the wild

    • @Orions_Void
      @Orions_Void 9 місяців тому +1

      I was so surprised to see them here omg

  • @Orange_Licorice
    @Orange_Licorice 10 місяців тому +31

    This is my favorite subreddit read by some of my favorite narrators/UA-camrs :)

  • @LucienTanner-Baker
    @LucienTanner-Baker Місяць тому +1

    I'm gonna gift someone a blanket that's folded into a square but as soon as they try and find the edge they will realize I gave them a circular blanket with no edges

  • @hoshino_ai_chan
    @hoshino_ai_chan 2 місяці тому

    1:11:10 “What’s the worst thing you could wear a funeral?”
    The corpse 🥰

  • @animaster2023
    @animaster2023 10 місяців тому +23

    6:39 That is NOT gonna stop some of the HOA run neighborhoods out there, they're probably gonna be like: "Quite frankly, ma'am, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!"

    • @DG_Toti
      @DG_Toti 7 місяців тому +1

      hope they enjoy prison then

  • @skoopdewoop
    @skoopdewoop 10 місяців тому +10

    17:28
    This has nothing to do with smoking, it's just that the skin is very crunchy and has all the seasoning/sauce. AKA, it's the best part.

    • @Sky623
      @Sky623 3 місяці тому +1

      I thought it helped keep the flavor in too. Since it is smoked, it also needs time to sit for all the juices to go to all the right places. Idk found this out from my step dad lol

  • @iliveunderarock8070
    @iliveunderarock8070 3 місяці тому

    0:42 the best comeback for that is “ it already has”

  • @TherianMinerThing
    @TherianMinerThing 18 днів тому +1

    0:42 Cats is all we need to prove that would be horrible.

  • @JoyousCreeper
    @JoyousCreeper 8 місяців тому +5

    21:08 the volume and power buttons use the same technology as a regular remote, so, yes, this works

  • @Akichan07
    @Akichan07 10 місяців тому +26

    The girlfriend airport story is very much real, the car was there for 3 years

    • @danniluxgarbe429
      @danniluxgarbe429 10 місяців тому +8

      Adding more info: He worked at the airport, and parked the vehicle in the SECURED lot for airport personnel, moving it periodically so it wouldn't get towed. IIRC, because it was in the secured lot, the girlfriend wasn't able to have the vehicle forcibly removed without a court order or something, despite it being her property, legally speaking, because SHE didn't have access to the lot.

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 8 місяців тому

      ​@@danniluxgarbe429if the car was in a place that she couldn't get to but he could, shouldn't she be able to get him to pay for the tickets? I don't own a car so I don't really know who is legally responsible for paying for parking tickets. But if it is always the owner, surely it should then require permission from someone to be able to put a car in their name?

    • @danniluxgarbe429
      @danniluxgarbe429 8 місяців тому +1

      @@lisahenry20 That's just it. eventually she DID manage to get this taken to court, and if I recall correctly at that point she was able to hang a portion of the fines on the guy, but she wasn't completely off the hook either.

  • @VWdabug
    @VWdabug 3 місяці тому +1

    Mine:stockpile enough pennies to buy a car and then purchase the car with the pennies so they have to count individually and miss some and say”oh shoot i forgot some” and they have to restart

  • @Jacoe413
    @Jacoe413 3 місяці тому

    30:46 as someone with gastrointestinal issues that can sometimes be severe... banning bathroom breaks is actually something that can break ADA guidelines, IEPs and 504 plans... I hope that teacher was written up ( at the very least)

  • @thilsiktonix
    @thilsiktonix 10 місяців тому +17

    1:55 This is actually a Gundam toy, not a Transformers toy.
    Also, this is a scarily common thing inside of the Transformers fandom. If anyone was wondering, I've seen at least five of these. I once had to bear witness to a post where someone sawed their Rodimus Prime in half, deep fried it, then put it into the freezer.
    Transformers fans are absolutely diabolical.

    • @DG_Toti
      @DG_Toti 7 місяців тому +3

      mmmmm crumchy 🤤

    • @DinoLoverGaming
      @DinoLoverGaming 4 місяці тому

      if anyone tries to deep fry one of my Transformers, I'm deep frying both of their hands

    • @Cassette-Cryptid
      @Cassette-Cryptid Місяць тому

      You would happen to have a link to this would you?

  • @JadianRadiator
    @JadianRadiator 10 місяців тому +9

    4:05
    "What a d***"
    Dude, the guy did it in retaliation of his brother being a d*** to him about him refusing to sell that tiny sliver of land to his brother.

    • @MayHugger
      @MayHugger 10 місяців тому

      I don’t see how that makes him a dick? He doesn’t have to give it up, it’s his home.

    • @3xtremelamborghini
      @3xtremelamborghini 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@MayHuggerit was there dads land that was supposed to be shared

  • @SylvieGrimalkin
    @SylvieGrimalkin 11 днів тому

    My old next door neighbour had 2 dogs. One was named Oi you! The other was help. It was hilarious.

  • @danniroberson4936
    @danniroberson4936 3 місяці тому +1

    0:25 that already exists. It’s called Tonsil Stones 😂😂😂

  • @deadlegato
    @deadlegato 10 місяців тому +21

    I remember getting into a heated debate at a comic book store about cutting the Bone anthology in half to transport it. Also I tried the radio under the siblings bed trick and my parents caught me IMMEDIATELY.

  • @UnknownUser-xk5rr
    @UnknownUser-xk5rr 10 місяців тому +19

    Whenever I read this subreddit I realize just how fucked-up I am because I keep on thinking of ways to make these lethal

  • @monkeonroblox
    @monkeonroblox 2 місяці тому +2

    2:24 j o e s w a n s o n

  • @borredsquadron9172
    @borredsquadron9172 2 місяці тому

    That bathroom ticket idea I surprisingly common. I had a teacher who only let students use the bathroom 3 times through a 9 week period… 9 WEEKS

  • @TotallyNotIceOwl
    @TotallyNotIceOwl 9 місяців тому +6

    I'm always that one kid who shouts the wrong answer in the kahoot game. No one really hates me but after a kahoot game...

  • @erikarussell1142
    @erikarussell1142 10 місяців тому +18

    They do have a tool that moves parked cars. It’s called a parking lift or parking hoist. It is a car dolly that jacks the car up and makes it so you can reposition it. They’re pretty handy. Some of the big skyscrapers in the biggest city in my state has a couple of these for selfish parkers. They will often go move the car and make it so there’s more parking available. Because people like to gate keep. For whatever reason.

  • @xartor3
    @xartor3 5 місяців тому

    Thanks for ideas on what to do in my free time!

  • @extremefalcon
    @extremefalcon 5 місяців тому

    Nice one with the Welcome to the Black Parade reference. Figured it out on the first note. It's been a couple of years since I heard the song.

  • @irongnugget
    @irongnugget 10 місяців тому +7

    1:13:13 I believe it was actually changed from sesquipedalophobia to hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia to "sound more intimidating".

  • @3RR0R.404
    @3RR0R.404 10 місяців тому +7

    8:06
    A work around is writting the color on the note card.
    Like write "Taken!" and under it write "Pink Cup"
    That way even if someone shifts the cups it tells you that it correlates to the color of cup on the card.
    Or even just write it on the cups.

  • @Adrak-Hiano
    @Adrak-Hiano 4 місяці тому

    More than anything this is a celebration of human ingenuity/saltiness and it's hilarious.

  • @Monster8242
    @Monster8242 3 місяці тому

    12:13 they do make these little mini carts you can put underneath car tires and actually lift them off the ground to move a car around, we used them all the time in the shop to move cars that couldn’t move on their own, absolute life savers