A Gift For Joe Rogan | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. This week, Tom and Bert open the show talking about inflammatory podcast tactics involving Shannon Sharpe and Mike Epps, before moving into the classic comedy art form of men in drag. They then reveal a special video shoutout they ordered to celebrate Joe Rogan's recent success, a gift that has lingering effects on the bear's gag reflexes. Did you know Joe Rogan killed a mountain lion with a belt? Other topics discussed this week include home run podcast guests, Rory Scovel's art, Tom and Bert's recent weight loss journey, Nate Diaz, Marvin Jones, getting into fights, and Bert tells the "whitest story ever". Check it out!
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2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 227
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:04 - Shannon Sharpe/Rogan Rumors
00:06:00 - Drag
00:13:49 - Naked Martin
00:20:27 - Home Run Podcast Guests
00:30:20 - Rory Scovel
00:33:08 - Weight Loss Kings
00:39:43 - 5K Cardio
00:43:53 - Age Is Just A Number
00:46:44 - Nate Diaz
00:54:03 - Fight Or Flight
00:58:23 - Marvin Jones
01:01:01 - Sounds About White
01:05:59 - Can't We All Just Get Along? - Комедії
Bert: "I only want to listen and talk about myself."
Trust us Bert, we know.
When he said he didn't know if people knew that about him I laughed so hard!!! Yeah bro, that's the first thing people learn about you. A lot of people know that about him but not how to say his name.
He listens to whatever Joe tells him
37:32 Bert just casually takes his zyn out and sticks it to the bottom of the table🤣
YOOOOOO pin this comment lmaooooo
Duuuuude! I read your comment and then got to see it 10 seconds later. Love a proper timestamp 👊
And yes please pin this comment guys
Hes like a child when it comes to things like that. He knows Someone will come clean up after him, he's def got mommy issues.
I just saw this and had to check the comments to see if anyone else noticed. 😂
Omg hes like a 3 year old.
Mike Epps is the shit👏🏽👏🏽! He sat by me at Sky Harbor airport once and funnily I had missed his show the night before. The covid restrictions of the venue had switched up and I couldn’t go, so I told him and he invited me to his show that night in Sacramento! That’s where our flight was heading, he gave me his mgr.‘s number and I got amazing seats to such a great show that evening.
Wow that's a great story. Stand up dude for sure
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Hate from a fellow Sacramento civilian
so mike epps hit on you?
2 bears 200 ads
I don't mind the ad reads because you can skip them faster than youtube ads. Either mash the arrow keys (or "L"), and double tap on mobile until theyre over. We Might Be Drunk is the worst because theres like 5 UA-cam ad breaks throughout the video and some of them are the unskippable 15-30 second bullshit
@@maybeaspider3456you can also adjust how much forward you want the double tap FF can be too. I stumbled upon that months back in my UA-cam settings.
Unless you're poor, you're losing money watching the UA-cam ads instead of paying for premium. I guarantee you listen to $10 worth of your time in ads a month on UA-cam @@maybeaspider3456
Just buy the UA-cam premium you children.. you dont have 9.99 a month you
@@Ironman829 premium doesn't skip their built in ads. Am I supposed to pay UA-cam, and 2Bears? It's a matter of principle, and a poorly run business (that is making them money I'm sure)
I've gotten pretty precise with the skipping ads over the years - and it seems like it's a quite useful skill for these episodes jeez it's getting wild how many there are.
It’s kind of embarrassing how they try to relate, both parents wildly rich
The smaller table is way better. I like the darker backdrop. Feels like pre studio 2 bears.
You both should be disgraced that Joey Diaz wasn't number one on your list of best podcast guest of all time.
You are correct sir
They are both terrified of Joey
aaaaahhundrend percent
I expected Santino as well. So many though.
Nah, Duncan deserves first place.
Uncle Joey is a legend but Duncan brings so much new energy to everything he is on.
Joey changes his hosts but in a pretty predictable way. Duncan might show up with a puppet & nonsense or he might have a book & stories about philosophy.
They are both one of a kind but Duncan is firmly the favorite podcast guest in our house.
Bart lies so much i can't keep track 😂
And imagine how thin he would be if he would lose as much weight in ego than he did in belly weight
@@Mickey_Valentinelet the guy be, your not perfect either. But here everyone is still watching him
what does his taint taste like? you seem to be an expert@@Chickennuggets18363
This is getting pretty redundant...how long does it take u to get a joke?
its funny u don’t even know his name its bert not bart tf
No wonder this pod has been lacking ... Bert's been making them cut all the funny stuff out for himself ...
Classic Bart
Yah that's totally the problem. . . .
Uncle Joey is a GOAT. They need to share the love though. Everyone can't just throw him in their top 5, there wouldn't be any room for the up and comers to grow and get the pop they deserve. Joey KNOWS he's the best
Then proceeds to use the same premises in every special, hoping to ride the wave of a joke he wrote like 20 years ago.
have not watched. guessing they are using Joe's name "a gift" to plug their booze? i would not be surprised if they have stocks in zin.. Staying with Burr all the way.
I can’t even believe Bert takes gum out of his mouth and sticks it under the desk at 37:30
People are quick to forget this man thought going for a dip in his pool was equivalent to a shower
@@FredrickFreakerhe still showers in his pool every morning, he thinks the shampoo counteracts the chlorine 😂😅
You don’t know Bert very well if you think is unusual for him
he is getting more and more abhorrent to me, i cant even fathom listening to bertkast
What are you 12 yrs old? Maybe get a life and quit letting things people do to there own property affect so you hard 😂😂😂😂
Bill Burr has the best solo podcast.
I like Theos the best
Berts set reminds me of the covid days in Ennys basement. Good times.
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@@PearceVaughn id argue it was over before then even lol
@@littlewigglemonster7691well, yeah. The Cincinnati Fart was a LONG time ago.
37:30 I’ve never actually seen someone put gum under their desk until Bert just now
Dude is in his 50s and still acts like a school kid. Hes an idiot.
Full grown toddler
You haven't? Really?
It was his zyn and that's somehow worse to me. Old enough to do nicotine and still stick it under a table lol
The dude was blurred making and eating that sandwich and I still gagged lmfaoooo
I’m gagging while driving, thanks guys! 😂
You were not the only one! :P lol
I threw up in my office. Great now my boss thinks I’m fucked up at work 🤮
Oh you are?
Thanks for making me nearly throw up in my work truck this morning guys. Had to pull over to recoup 💀😂
Wesley Snipes played a Drag queen with Patrick Swayze and John Leguizamo in the movie: "To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar." John was absolutely amazing in that movie!
I love that film so much!
There's a big conspiracy in thr black community that white people purposely force black men into dresses to make it in Hollywood specifically to undermine the masculine black man. They literally think there's a large white plan to do this 😂 so Westley is the only one who gets hate from it
Leguizamo always kills it.
Bill Burr’s podcast is an easy Top 5, solo episodes twice a week!
Monday morning podcast with bill Burr is awesome
Andrew Santino is definitely one of the GOAT guests
hi, I bobby mom
hes a good host but guest is a stretch
He’s Bobby’s muddah
I'm Bobbi muddah😮
@@kontroledkhaos6460I disagree, he’s a top tier guest. He can riff with anyone.
I just quit my job because at 18 minutes into this podcast while on my lunch break I proceeded to projectile vomit beef and cheddar from Arby’s on 3 coworkers. I guess the universe works in mysterious ways because I had been wanting to quit for over 2 years. Thanks you!
I dont know why I'm still bothered with Bert and how self absorbed he is 😮
how many ads are they planning on putting in these podcasts.. this is getting excessive.
It's crazy to have premium and still have this many ads
When you’re as famous and funny as these guys, you would be monetized just as much. As long as you’re enjoying the content let these guys make their money. Respect the hustle.
It’s called Makin bread, just skip them or get the members podcast
They make it very easy to fast forward until it’s over, nerd. It’s free content, shut up
Gotta pay all that staff and keep the lights on.
20:42 how both of them forgot Joey Diaz I will never understand
Joey's podcast is one of the worst podcast .
@@KAUZeONeRyou want to say that to my face around the corner by the dumpster?? 🤣
@@SirBobbyDuncan they were talking about guests on a podcast anyway
Hes a way better guest then a host. He got to fucked up to host lol makes for a great guest though @@isaacswarts6826
He is the 1 guy Katt couldnt say isnt funny and they left him out.
Bert’s ongoing revelation of how fat he was is so amazing to watch.
Was? Is. He's less fat than he was , but there's a way to go.
You put it very nicely lol in reality it’s more like ongoing delusion
Until his next binge fest....
@@TheAllanmc64Way to try to cut somebody down. The dude has lost a good amount of weight, give him some credit for Christ's sake.
@@giantturd5157 Well.Mr. Turd, may I call you Turd? Anyways , the man is delusional, it's well documented.
Bert, you look healthier now, than you have in the last 6-7yrs.
I seen you live, doing standup 7 times and the “you” you’re presenting now is healthier, happier and less stressed looking. Congrats and keep it up.
It was refreshing to hear Bert admit that he is the joke and as long as someone leaves having a lighter day than they arrived he feels he did his deed. Good ethics on you Bert. You're not a sore loser as much as everyone makes you out to be. ❤ go noles
Another best podcast guest of all time. Shane Gillis. Can’t leave out the D1 athlete/decorated veteran who was cast on SNL.
All of the Dawgz are tied for first
Naked Martin is the best thing on this podcast in years 😂😂😂
19:45 “How did you get to the Bahamas?”
“I got shitfaced.”
2 bears 1grave is my new favorite song
Borderline r worded was my favorite line in a long time
They need to take Nadav's laugh out of the 2 Bears intro... it hurts too much.😢
I’ve never gagged & wanted to puke while dying laughing so bad in my LIFE !l this was AMAZING!!! lmfaoo ! IT WAS BLURRED OUT and I still almost lost it
Super happy for you Bert!! Congrats on the weight loss!!!
Tom's co-host is annoying.
They completely forgot they added the news radio line themselves lol.
37:31 Bert casually sticks his Zyn under the table lololuolololololololol
Bert was really on point when he said he’s just here to give people a good time ❤
They blurred it and I still gagged. Omfg
I was eating while Rogan's present came up, did laugh so hard I had noodles launching out my nose!
Man i need to stop eating my lunch while watching this. Had a nice sandwich i couldn’t finish after Joe’s present
Didn’t happen
Nope
I like the second half where it's just bert lying 😂
There was no outrage when Flip Wilson was Geraldine. He was Hilarious.
How old are you?
@@antkemp Old enough
IMO, Ryan Sickler is your best guest by far.
I dont think anyone cares if comedians do bits or ideas from podcasts. If anything it adds to the stand up. Cuz we can see it evolve.
Congrats to Joe, excellent gift😮
This pod is amazing amd better than every, keep it up Bert
Crack Amico’s 2Bears1Grave is what you need right now.
I love Tom's face at 36:24 when Burt dings his table with the weight. 😅 You can tell he's a control freak.
I don't like to admit it but I'm a super control freak. I see it in Tom just as bad as me
Bet the kids get it good.
I bet that table is just expensive as fuck and Tom knows that. Lol. He's appalled.
Good spot. He looks extremely irritated in that moment
Bert is like the damn squirrel from over the hedge
i love when he asks tom “isn’t that oppressive
Swap Theo with Uncle Joey in that list.
Both ❤ but yes , all lists need to include Uncle Joey, the Docta -- best storyteller of all comedy world
Dan Soder!
I agree, Dan & Santino are top tier
@@Betty-Boop809 Grace Omgoodness yess Santino, thank you!
"I had a martini and two glasses of wine, don't count that as drinking" 🤣
I hope Bart is aware that HE is the joke
Who's Bart?
This felt like an OG episode. I loved it. Just two best buds shooting the breeze!
Bart talking out of the side of his neck every time he talks ... like dude 😂😂😂😂
That look Tom gives the camera when Bert drops the weight on the table is fucking pure gold! 😂
The Bert BB gun story was def told to Tom on this very pod like 2 years ago. So moral of the story, Tom really disassociates when Bert goes on his rants.
The amount of people calling these guys out of touch while hanging onto every word of a comedy podcast is wild. Take a breather and step away from the screen. This shit is for giggles and peolple are taking things way too seriously
Bro. I dont think Brendan Schaub would have a career right now if it werent for the people that love to hate on everything he does. Its so bizarre
Funny how Tom and Bert hate the poor fans yet they sell like an infomercial on all their shows.
You sound like the 8th word of your sentence.
@@seanbeast7211 oh here we go, here’s the schaub fans. Great taste in comedy!
The 2019-2021 era Bears was elite.
$33 for a T-shirt?!!!? Cmon!!!! Seriously?
Bert is the biggest ass kisser and he "loves" everyone
It’s because he’s hoping that everybody will do the same to him in return because he is desperate for the validation
That's any comedy Podcaster. Everyone is the funniest MFer on the planet or biggest killer. It's very rare to hear them not talk someone up.
@@FredrickFreaker you're a potato
pretty negative comments for something that’s suppose to give you a good laugh
Thank y'all guys! I am in tears of laughter! Soo Gnarly! I can't believe that guy is only charging 85 dollars!
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I love hearing Tom’s stories about Florida because I grew up around there and everything he says is so true 😂
It's so cool hearing them talk about ft pierce and vero Beach. Grew up there
How can everyone be the best ?
How can everyone kill more than anyone ever
It's called hyperbole
@@giantturd5157yall love sayin that word huh😅 i hate gen z and the words yall trend...and how yall say everything is the best
@@BasedGod-ey5eehyperbole is not a Gen z word
FRESH episode!!!! Happy Monday everyone, let's get this bread I guess 😂🖤
Touche 😂
Esketit 😅
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I'm from Tampa and I know the exact areas Bert is talking about. I was just in that area the other day, it's crazy to hear such a niche place talked about
Gotta get Matt and Shane guest bears
It’s old now. Matt is complete trash and he is only soemone cause of Shane
@@Chickennuggets18363Shane straight up needs Matt for the pod. He brings up most topics. Their stand up is no where close to each other but the pod he's the heavy lifter...
Ya I can see that.. but yeah, Shane‘s standup is way better but your right they sorta need each other.
@@Chickennuggets18363you're so dumb dude
wrong@@Chickennuggets18363
Im not sure why i pay for premium when i still have a ton of ads.. thanks guys.
Do you not understand how UA-cam premium works? 2 Bears doesn’t get any money from you paying for YT, unless you’re a direct member of their channel. It doesn’t get rid of podcast ad reads 😂😂😂 on any podcast
@CampaignColinBambury you don't say? You must also correct people's spelling of Bert's name.
I was more or less pointing out that they have been adding more ads to their podcast, so much so it feels like UA-cam without premium. 😑
@850captain7 don’t get mad at me because you don’t understand how podcasts or monetization works. Every podcast I listen to on this platform has built in ad reads.
Let's goooo with that hitter booyysss!!!
Joey Diaz has to be #1 podcast guest for me
Bobby Lee is #1 on that list! imo
7 minutes in and this is more of Tom actually being able to talk (Bert shutting up) than entire episodes I’ve seen before 😂
Juwana Mann was hilarious too
Great pod boys keep them coming!
Tom is so good at telling stories because he’s so used to telling stories that even Bert can understand
Bert gossiping about other comedians on a podcast is normal.
He’s got nothing funny. to say about anything so he tells lies about himself and spreads misinformation & gossips about others.
Lame AF.
Lmao. Bert throwing those weights on the table. Tom's face was like wtf is wrong with this dude
Bert does every episode of 2 bears by himself
Ditch the Brent guy
37:00 when Tom is explaining how much weight he lost you can see Bert playing with weight trying to bring the story back onto him.
Are you watching at double speed? Video was only up f or 19 minutes.
@@jonboyz31 “There’s certain questions you don’t ask.” - Popeye Saavedra 1993
LOL!!! Shannaynay from the Martin show! I used to crack up watching Martin and the Wayons dudes on In Living Color.
I have been listening for years and I love when he says things backwards in this case the story about him almost getting beat up he says that you put the car and drive but it goes backwards
2:07 Tim switches the subject fast to not talk about what he’s done for money😭
Inherit it?
Don’t leave Pemberton off that list!!!
The fact that Uncle Joey and Johnny Pembytits weren’t mentioned is sacrilege.
Pemberton is an amazing guest
He’s a terrible guest!!
Been waiting on this 🙏🏽
I’m from Stockton, Me and My Wife went to go see Bert in Stockton on Feb 18TH and we’ve seen Bert in San Jose last Year as well and seeing Bert in Stockton was amazing, and Bert said He would come to Stockton every Year and if He actually does come here every Year, Me and My Wife would go see Him every Year
Please pin this comment 😂😂😂
I want to see tom and bert on bad friends or dudesy or on tigerbelly this year 👍
Berts on coke today
Sometimes I wish Tom would just tell Bert to shut up and let him finish a thought/sentence.
Funniest part without a doubt is Burt taking a whole bunch of black dudes to a party only for them to beat up his friends, and then he dropped them home 😂😂😂
Chrizzy D is a GREAT one, but soooo many folks including myself haven't really seen him in months since he started splittin most of his time with Mike Cannon who, nothing against him, just kinda slowed the pod down and took much of the attention off Chris, so now I just haven't seen him in a while and have seen many others say the same 🫤 (and of course the constant trans talk and gay voices are a bit much for me because I'm just a bit grossed out by guys acting like girls, nothin against em and I'd never restrict their rights more than anyone else's but I still don't have to enjoy lookin at em)
The way Tom changed the subject when Bart was talking about Mike Epps not doing things he didnt want to for money..... 😂😂😂😂
Yupppp noticed that too lol 😂
Bert talks mad crap
then the proceed to have a whoe 5 min bit on their bone broth sponsor
Bruh really ate that shxt !!!!!!!
“No ones touching me it’s fine!!!! I just shit on bread” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m not a hater of Bert like a lot of you seem to be, butttt holy shit he is a textbook narcissist. It got him to where he is so idk if it’s such a bad thing.
Welcome to 2005 when everyone figured this out
I feel like the longer you watch him the more you start hating him, i used to love him back in 2015