Joey Diaz - "Laurie Jack" (from Joe Rogan Experience

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  • Опубліковано 10 гру 2016
  • This clip is taken from the Joe Rogan Experience podcast #884 with Joey Diaz ( • Video ), also available for download via iTunes & Stitcher (bit.ly/2hjtmr8).
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  • @VilleVaajanen
    @VilleVaajanen 7 років тому +5412

    "They're green but good enough." I'm dead😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @BayAreaMike99
      @BayAreaMike99 7 років тому +68

      Ville Vaajanen I was on the floor fucking laughing😂😂😂

    • @andohish27
      @andohish27 6 років тому +37

      I was sobbing laughing to that lmao

    • @foolslayer9416
      @foolslayer9416 5 років тому +31

      I'm so glad I finished my drink before that joke, I'm crying! I couldn't fucking breathe!

    • @bobloblaw9448
      @bobloblaw9448 4 роки тому +14

      they were red when she put 'em on tho...ya know..with the infected goo slot n'all that goin on.

    • @MaraMash
      @MaraMash 4 роки тому +6

      Somebody needs to show that bitch a fucking color wheel.

  • @moose1875
    @moose1875 7 років тому +2706

    "I got crabs in 84 " Coco Diaz 2016

  • @hyperionman420
    @hyperionman420 5 років тому +4263

    Joey's laugh sounds like someone trying to boil a kettle without water.

    • @stephenporter4668
      @stephenporter4668 4 роки тому +31

      I always thought it was like a street car scraping along tracks

    • @nunyabizwacks6711
      @nunyabizwacks6711 4 роки тому +2

      Lmfao

    • @brianbarcus5853
      @brianbarcus5853 4 роки тому +9

      Joey's laugh reminds me of Mutley the dog cartoon from the 1970s (FAF!): ua-cam.com/video/3uSTOHa4Im4/v-deo.html

    • @KZ_MMA_
      @KZ_MMA_ 4 роки тому +7

      Sounds like a 1993 corolla starting up

    • @SoGiga
      @SoGiga 4 роки тому

      LMFAO

  • @futurestrangeofficial
    @futurestrangeofficial 5 років тому +1294

    No one makes Joe laugh like Diaz.
    "It was 84, Rock Hudson was dying"

  • @jord1340
    @jord1340 7 років тому +1659

    this is my bedtime story.

  • @jwizdum2103
    @jwizdum2103 4 роки тому +1037

    "We started snortin coke, eatin' ass, it was FILTHY!" I'm done 😂

    • @kobeanderson6718
      @kobeanderson6718 2 роки тому +15

      My God I was wheezing and crying from laughter lol and how fast he threw it only made it better

    • @richardquinones4943
      @richardquinones4943 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @BrolyLSSJ01
      @BrolyLSSJ01 2 роки тому +13

      That sound Joe makes in the background at 5:04 as Joey says it is what makes this even funnier.

    • @beeweezee71888
      @beeweezee71888 Рік тому

      Jesus 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jessearana
      @jessearana 8 місяців тому

      Tremendous!!!

  • @Nebz123
    @Nebz123 7 років тому +4446

    I usually don't believe much of comedians stories but every time I fact check Diaz he's accurate lol flutie threw the touchdown in 84

    • @chookymooky9607
      @chookymooky9607 5 років тому +35

      Jarred Fernandes lmao 😂

    • @johngilbanni6385
      @johngilbanni6385 5 років тому +338

      He’s only been telling stories for 30 years...He could tie that Doug Flutie story to any number of things of a funny nature. That being said, you can go two different ways. You can find it hilarious that he knows details, or you can also appreciate the art of bullshitting with some great writing skills and top notch story telling.

    • @ramsy4205
      @ramsy4205 5 років тому +365

      He doesn't like to lie because his mother died when he was in high school and he never told her he had fallen a year back

    • @edgarallanpoe8917
      @edgarallanpoe8917 4 роки тому +209

      @@ramsy4205 it's good to see a real Coco fan

    • @tsteezy209
      @tsteezy209 4 роки тому +7

      Jarred Fernandes Listen to John Gilbani my friend he is right, the devil is in the details.
      The confusion of trying to figure out why he would even lie about what he says, persuades you to giving him the benefit of the doubt.
      I’m not sure if it’s like what John said, the art of bullshitting or if that’s what people do with high I,q.’s when they’re trying to lie. But it is a good technique either way.

  • @ericcam5556
    @ericcam5556 7 років тому +1420

    How does he have such a fantastic memory??? His stories never end and the details are incredible

    • @jakep1979
      @jakep1979 7 років тому +45

      eric cam that's cause these stories are not real!

    • @kittylady6946
      @kittylady6946 7 років тому +2

      Exactly.

    • @sofatrooper5266
      @sofatrooper5266 7 років тому +104

      Then you are all clearly virgins because I guy always remembers getting laid.

    • @chikawowow123
      @chikawowow123 7 років тому +5

      or youve just had so little sex you remember everytime.. hmmm. think about it.

    • @chikawowow123
      @chikawowow123 7 років тому +3

      SofaTrooper do you not drink? forgetting is very possible

  • @swaidin7406
    @swaidin7406 7 років тому +2302

    Imagine if joey Diaz was your uncle

    • @BakerOrDie123
      @BakerOrDie123 5 років тому +74

      A couple of mine aren't too far off lol.

    • @kodigity
      @kodigity 5 років тому +60

      If i hit the lottery id give joey a million to be my uncle

    • @green2blue309
      @green2blue309 5 років тому +15

      BakerOrDie123 I’ve got a couple that are pretty damn close too.
      I think we all have at least one of those uncles that’ll teach you the real shit that your parents don’t want you to know lol

    • @xandrine7603
      @xandrine7603 5 років тому +13

      His daughter hit the father jackpot

    • @patrickmccutcheon8860
      @patrickmccutcheon8860 5 років тому +14

      He IS my uncle. Or at least we all call him Uncle Joey haha

  • @Davidonspecialk1
    @Davidonspecialk1 4 роки тому +196

    "I even robbed the money, I took everythin" hhahahahaha

  • @timbibin1301
    @timbibin1301 4 роки тому +150

    Joey "I got crabs over the holidays" Diaz 🤣🤣

  • @angelj313
    @angelj313 3 роки тому +123

    "I woke up and Doug Flutie was throwing that quarter back", 🤣 One of the greatest story tellers of all-time 😂😂😂

  • @Nightowl333
    @Nightowl333 7 років тому +150

    "They're green, but good enough" Hahaha 😂😂 that seriously is one of the funniest lines I've EVER heard in a story, his face too lol Joey is still the best ever

  • @VRQuickDrawMcGraw
    @VRQuickDrawMcGraw 5 років тому +42

    I absolutely fuckin lose it when Uncle Joey gets Joe going 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    I can listen to them laughing all day long 😂😂

  • @yzwme586
    @yzwme586 7 років тому +707

    I even robbed the money I took everything LMFAOOOOO

  • @MillennialBro
    @MillennialBro 4 роки тому +97

    "I got crabs over the holidays" 😂😂

  • @tydollaz9850
    @tydollaz9850 7 років тому +992

    This podcast had me deceased on the floor

    • @skeemarty
      @skeemarty 7 років тому +70

      ty dollaz dude I was in on the train laughing out loud and people were staring a lot 😂😂

    • @H0DLTHED0R
      @H0DLTHED0R Рік тому +1

      Did Elton John give you cpr or VD?

  • @robbo03
    @robbo03 Рік тому +107

    One of the most legendary podcast clips ever

    • @willcool24
      @willcool24 Рік тому +2

      I'm fucking rolling 🤣 wtf

  • @aussiemma8426
    @aussiemma8426 7 років тому +454

    Oh man that was good. Joey Diaz stories never get old. Nobody makes Rogan laugh like Joey Diaz lol

  • @HENRIQUEGODFATHER
    @HENRIQUEGODFATHER 7 років тому +332

    there should be a show for Joey similar to how drunk history on CC works, he's on his couch smoking a joint telling a story while actors act it out. it'd be amazing

  • @jjmadoublen7375
    @jjmadoublen7375 2 роки тому +10

    "We started snorting lines, eating ass....it was filthy!!!"......one of the funniest lines ever uttered...I'm f@cking dead ☠️☠️

  • @effubishihateyou
    @effubishihateyou 5 років тому +80

    Got crabs in the 84/85 season LOL

  • @DillyDilly13
    @DillyDilly13 5 років тому +137

    Rogans laugh is so funny!

  • @dannyellis9076
    @dannyellis9076 7 років тому +67

    when joeys on its always a good time lol

  • @ShawnFX
    @ShawnFX 4 роки тому +124

    I have watched this so many times, still laugh my ass off everytime

  • @Joesorr324
    @Joesorr324 4 роки тому +73

    The way Joe looks up and says "People Are So Fucked Up" is like he is praying to god. I'm ded

  • @AleixoTeixeira
    @AleixoTeixeira 7 років тому +36

    Joey Diaz is the fucking man.

  • @_Delta_P_
    @_Delta_P_ 2 роки тому +5

    Joey 'I got crabs over the holiday's and noticed in the bathroom at the port authority" Diaz

  • @MNToor
    @MNToor 7 років тому +157

    Joe, you gotta have Duncan Trussel, Eddie Bravo and Joey Diaz every week, this should be a fucking RITUAL!

    • @theresnothingwrongwithbein2335
      @theresnothingwrongwithbein2335 7 років тому +1

      Mahmood Toorani 100%

    • @BrianSweeney89
      @BrianSweeney89 7 років тому

      Eric Cartman agreed

    • @dixinears8004
      @dixinears8004 7 років тому

      Duncan Trussel was one of my favorite interviews ever! Clapping while shushing at the Tiger Woods apology speech was comedic gold.

    • @dixinears8004
      @dixinears8004 7 років тому +2

      +Rayach Matar - JRE #863, His story starts at 2:01:35 He talks about the Cacophony Society.

  • @REVOFEV792
    @REVOFEV792 7 років тому +153

    Joe's laugh had me dying LOL

  • @alicialovesgaming
    @alicialovesgaming 5 років тому +79

    I also love that he described getting crabs like it was a stocking stuffer or a seasonal cold "I got crabs over the holidays" 😂😂

  • @devondanklin1808
    @devondanklin1808 Рік тому +4

    “I’m on fire!!” Lmao good lord I wish I had that amount of confidence

  • @jesseperez6946
    @jesseperez6946 3 роки тому +24

    "She was dating a rocky" 😂

  • @60SecondReviewsUK
    @60SecondReviewsUK 7 років тому +174

    I had tears in my eyes watching this. I laughed hard

  • @jamesgannon7093
    @jamesgannon7093 4 роки тому +35

    6:04 "yeah, the 84-85 season I got crabs"

  • @MrCircus177
    @MrCircus177 6 років тому +45

    I almost choked on my food several times from laughing so hard.

  • @Mtgproxycanadamtgproxycanada
    @Mtgproxycanadamtgproxycanada 7 років тому +35

    whenever I'm having a bad day I just watch this and it never fucking fails to make me laugh

  • @brianbarcus5853
    @brianbarcus5853 4 роки тому +12

    Another classic story from Uncle Joey! He should release a DVD Box Set of all of his best stories.

  • @happinessisnowhere73
    @happinessisnowhere73 7 років тому +73

    SHES GOT THE JACK

    • @BradyB21
      @BradyB21 4 роки тому +5

      The Jack Jack Jack Jack

    • @ganfiteatro96
      @ganfiteatro96 Рік тому

      ​@@BradyB21 A rocker, a rocky

  • @mindcrime2010
    @mindcrime2010 5 років тому +56

    She dated a Rocky 😂😂😂

  • @Phelpsy_x
    @Phelpsy_x 7 років тому +40

    I was crying at the hotel story 😂😂😂

  • @skyepaul261
    @skyepaul261 4 роки тому +17

    "I even robbed the money" I'M SO DEAD

  • @zachcraig6536
    @zachcraig6536 7 років тому +21

    You two make me laugh harder than I ever have. Thank you!

  • @KaizokuKevin
    @KaizokuKevin 7 років тому +23

    I was fuckin howling the first time i listened to this and i still am

  • @cameronludwick9133
    @cameronludwick9133 Рік тому +20

    Uncle Joey feeds off laughter like birdman and the sun hahaha

  • @lanceehrsam8296
    @lanceehrsam8296 3 роки тому +12

    This is my favorite Joey Diaz story. Tells it so good

  • @mariyatakeuchi9009
    @mariyatakeuchi9009 2 роки тому +6

    I've watched this clip once every day for a week straight. it simply doesn’t get old

  • @ok-wf3fp
    @ok-wf3fp Рік тому +6

    2:39
    Joey Diaz: “And that was “👹hEr NaMe👹”

  • @derekvalenti9365
    @derekvalenti9365 Рік тому +3

    I got crabs for the holidays..

  • @abcIrish123
    @abcIrish123 7 років тому +36

    Bangin, bangin, BANGING! lmao love Joey!!

  • @convoy3991
    @convoy3991 5 років тому +13

    Joe's laugh genuinely makes me happy

  • @hmackprotection1
    @hmackprotection1 7 років тому +48

    If you're not laughing at this shit, something's wrong with you

  • @maluorno
    @maluorno 7 років тому +8

    i could listen to Joey tell stories all day

  • @siedhaholmes9945
    @siedhaholmes9945 6 років тому +10

    Joey has the absolute best stories!

  • @annamiller4114
    @annamiller4114 4 роки тому +26

    Joey has lived a very Bukowski-esque life. What an interesting man.

  • @zmoneysunday2069
    @zmoneysunday2069 2 роки тому +3

    Joey best storyteller ever. And he just keeps going and going...I love him.

  • @michaelhibbert1613
    @michaelhibbert1613 4 роки тому +8

    when he started singing AC/DC I lost it 😂😂

  • @MrJayehawk
    @MrJayehawk 4 роки тому +7

    "...over the holidays." Hilarious throwaway line.

  • @seantripp6028
    @seantripp6028 7 років тому +102

    I feel like I'm back in the Navy.

  • @ELWOPPO2010
    @ELWOPPO2010 Рік тому +3

    " I gotta talk to Lauri, Theirs something missing"
    What does that even mean lol 😆

  • @mitchtheowl5415
    @mitchtheowl5415 2 роки тому +10

    5:03 Joe's laugh killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LeviMendes86
    @LeviMendes86 7 років тому +3

    One of the best podcast moments ever :-) I think I watched this one a thousand times :-)

  • @Lord.Smith.the.first.
    @Lord.Smith.the.first. 5 років тому +1

    watching joe and joey's back and forth makes me laugh so much

  • @alexdesantis8310
    @alexdesantis8310 3 роки тому +12

    This guy has gotta be the funniest man alive literally wheezing for 5 mins 😂😭😂😭

  • @brob-zy8zi
    @brob-zy8zi 3 роки тому +3

    This is awesome. I love listening to Joey's stories! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chanimarie6692
    @chanimarie6692 2 роки тому +1

    This is one of my favorite Joey stories!

  • @DinoTheThird
    @DinoTheThird 3 роки тому +10

    I always come back to this video and laugh just as hard every time 😂😂

  • @midwestmonstaz3655
    @midwestmonstaz3655 4 роки тому +23

    Joey “This is how crazy I was” Diaz

  • @WhataGamerTX
    @WhataGamerTX 2 роки тому +5

    Gosh! Y’all need to do a pod cast together again! Love them always laughing my ass off

  • @CO8ism
    @CO8ism 6 років тому

    Diaz has like the best memory. I struggle to explain what I had for dinner in this amount of detail and this guy can tell stories from 84 like they happened this day!

  • @modestogutierrez8245
    @modestogutierrez8245 Рік тому +3

    You know there's going to be some good stories when Joey starts saying "I'll never forget this..."

  • @danielskillings955
    @danielskillings955 6 років тому +7

    Joe and Joey you guys are awesome thank you I listen to you every day and can't stop laughing keep doing what you are doing

  • @Delboy85
    @Delboy85 7 років тому +121

    I'm sitting in McDonald's with my ear phones in listening to this story with my head down looking at the screen breaking my balls laughing only for the manager to come over and ask me to keep it down and when she walks away I realise the whole of McDonald's is staring at me.. Fucking hilarious!!..

    • @jovabo112
      @jovabo112 7 років тому +17

      Derek M Moore who the fuck goes to a mcdonalds for a quiet time?! bunch of cocksuckas!

  • @Ricardo-oh7kg
    @Ricardo-oh7kg 5 років тому +1

    I wish i could live every day the way joe does when hes around joey

  • @NYYUNDERGROUND
    @NYYUNDERGROUND Рік тому +2

    One of the greatest clips of all time

  • @jsbfkdls
    @jsbfkdls 5 років тому +6

    Joes laugh is the best one out there

  • @MaggieLeonard
    @MaggieLeonard 2 роки тому +41

    Always cheers me up. This JRE moment. Never gets old. Real or not the comedic delivery is genius. And joe's laugh. This moment is iconic lmao. Its genius because of the set up information in the beginning. Genius storytelling lmao

    • @TheEndo1000cod
      @TheEndo1000cod 2 роки тому +1

      How can you think this is fake? Haven't heard much of Joey then

    • @plasma9839
      @plasma9839 7 місяців тому

      Yeah definitely in the Hall of Fame of JRE clips

  • @guitarest452452
    @guitarest452452 4 роки тому +2

    I have close friends and we get weak like that. Love it. Best pod cast ever

  • @Deleteriously
    @Deleteriously 7 років тому +1

    Watching Joe Rogan laugh is always hysterical, it doesn't even matter if I find the material he's laughing at humorous. God bless you, Joe Rogan.

  • @cheifbsog22ny
    @cheifbsog22ny 4 роки тому +5

    BANGING DOG BANGING!!!! Sounds like a convo between me and my boys😂😂😂

  • @KU-mq4er
    @KU-mq4er 7 років тому +7

    Absolutely tremendous.

  • @oliphantk
    @oliphantk 3 роки тому

    One of the best stories from Mr. Diaz!

  • @YurManDavid
    @YurManDavid 7 років тому

    Joey is the best lol. I could listen to him and Rogan talk about any topic all day

  • @SomeBodyIUsedToKnow8
    @SomeBodyIUsedToKnow8 2 роки тому +4

    Joey’s laugh is both funny and scary. Amazing how he’s still alive

  • @tlakehlubi1214
    @tlakehlubi1214 3 роки тому +15

    “She pops up on Facebook like two years ago, I’m like Laurie how are ya” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jsbfkdls
    @jsbfkdls 5 років тому +1

    Im bingwatching these clips and im having the time of my life

  • @jayjayjay365
    @jayjayjay365 4 роки тому +1

    the world needs more Joey

  • @stuna91
    @stuna91 7 років тому +20

    I want joey and eddie on the show ALWAYS. Lets get the holy trinity going.

  • @patrickbutras5893
    @patrickbutras5893 3 роки тому +12

    Their laughs are so contagious lmao I love it

  • @benholland1331
    @benholland1331 2 роки тому

    Joey Diaz are the best ones by a mile

  • @patrickhill1075
    @patrickhill1075 2 роки тому +1

    I love when Joey Diaz talks with Joe Rogan hilarious times 😂😂😂😂

  • @Wrcallofduty420
    @Wrcallofduty420 Рік тому +5

    Rogans laugh is contagious 😂

  • @darinmitchell6650
    @darinmitchell6650 7 років тому +17

    "They're green but good enough"

  • @jedediah7772
    @jedediah7772 3 роки тому

    These older ones are great with the intros and outros I miss that

  • @bungee8186
    @bungee8186 4 роки тому +1

    This is the best story of all time I LOVE IT!!

  • @Nichthejit
    @Nichthejit 3 роки тому +17

    “We started snortin coke, eatin ass I mean it was filthy!” Me and Joe Rogan had the same damn reaction I couldn’t breathe 😂😂

  • @jakeferreirafamily
    @jakeferreirafamily 2 роки тому +4

    “I’ll never forget this it’s not even funny”-Joey Diaz as he lays down the funniest story known to man

  • @jaydenellsmore-mm8db
    @jaydenellsmore-mm8db Рік тому +1

    Honestly Joey always has me in tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @benbrice9343
    @benbrice9343 3 роки тому +1

    Im downloading this. No way I can lose this masterpiece.

  • @michaelhibbert1613
    @michaelhibbert1613 3 роки тому +3

    This is one of the funniest stories I’ve heard.