AI Is Taking Over The World w/ Duncan Trussell | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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Bert's locked up so this week comedian Duncan Trussell joins Tom Segura on 2 Bears, 1 Cave! Duncan knows a thing or two about doing time and he shares these surprisingly fun experiences with Tom. This leads to Duncan and Tom discussing the ethics and dietary concerns when it comes to eating your friends and neighbors. But Humans aren't only a food source they're also a source of labor and comedy, two things that are at risk of being replicated by robots and AI, a discourse that Duncan has plenty of thoughts on. Other topics brought up include deviant monks, rituals, genital fillers, glass eyes, Japan, NPC's, the James Webb Telescope, sociopaths , war hero grandpas, goofballs, secret handshakes, and much more!
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2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 224
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:34 - Prison Time/You Are Who You Eat
00:07:34 - Rituals And Initiations
00:12:12 - Deviant Monks
00:17:55 - Phallus Fillers
00:23:07 - Eye Of The Beholder
00:30:19 - Futuristic Japan
00:34:19 - James Webb/Artificial Intelligence
00:42:40 - NPC's
00:46:31 - Uncle Joey/Los Angeles
00:51:22 - City Life v Country Life
00:57:12 - Fantasy Home/Being The Problem
01:03:21 - Secret Handshakes
01:07:05 - War Hero Grandpa
01:12:35 - Sociopaths
01:16:45 - Goofballs And Knuckleheads - Комедії
It feels like this episode was created for the sole purpose of being on a fictional radio station in GTA 6.
😮 where's Danny Mcbride?
Danny should be a "Caller" calling in about the Procedure results..@@resurrecteddeadhead
I’ve never heard such an accurate description of this podcast!!!! 🤣
@@resurrecteddeadheadlol! Hes seriously such a great mind. Funny on every pod I’ve seen him on too
The fact that Rockstar hasn't given Duncan a billion dollars to record GTA radio is criminal
Duncans unrelenting commitment to silliness never fails to give me a smile.
Wisdom shines.
Red rum 🍹
LA goat 🐐
"The guy I had to fuck to protect me made me work out"
I was in a dead sleep and that shit woke me up lmfao
That's funny af cuz I leave UA-cam on auto play while I sleep and funny shit will wake me up cuz I actually started laughing like a lunatic and wake myself up... I have crazy dreams all based on what I am hearing in my sleep most times
The straight faces the whole starting conversation was extremely impressive 🤣
If Bert were here, we would've been stuck on the prison topic and how hed be the most popular person in prison for an hour.
Duncan is also pretty good at derailing a conversation, it would be something like:
Bert: "Did I tell you about this one time I was in the Russian mafia, where I was 'The Machine'"?
Duncan: "Whoah dude, you're a machine? Maybe we're all just machines in a simulation, ever think about that when you're super high on ketamine?"
Duncan: "Speaking of machines, did you see that insane Robot Dog Boston Dynamics made?! Imagine that but in 50 years! It would be a dystopian 1984 world where robot dogs will roam the streets and just shoot you for even thinking about the maffia dude!"
Bert: "Huh?"
@@ronsijmwhen Duncan derails its far more enjoyable 😂 the rails all don’t lead to himself at least
Or when he talks about alcohol as his girlfriend for the 7000th time in 3 months.
Popular because he has TIDDIES 😂😂
You guys are easily 100x worse than Bert. You think about him so much
Tom lookin like he's gonna hunt jellyfish with those glasses
Holy fuck Tom is sponge bob and Bert is Patrick makes sense 😂😂😂
Firmly grasp it!
need a tiktok with them both attempting the jellyfish dance lmao
Enny is squidward cuz black
Joey Diaz told him "WTF, you gonna give the news with those glasses?" 😂🤣
Someone 100 years from now will watch this episode and be like wow it was really crazy back then 😂
😂😂😂😂
I pictured the whole scenario
this stuff all really happens weather they are in it or not
@@Jadensounddefinitely the pit bulls, prison ball pits, and pervert monks. Those are 100% real
Holy fuck I never thought of it like this 😂
Thank God for this, I'll take my boring NPC life any day!!!!
"They've got ball pits" 💀 Three minutes in and I'm already cracking up
My dads in prison I can’t wait to show him this😭
Tom understood the assignment with his guest this week
Tim and Santino are probably the best at adapting to guests and matching their energy.
Stall for 40 minutes with nonsensical content to hit the time and clock out.
Tom owns the school and thus chooses the assignment
Are we still doing the whole "understood the assignment".....? Smh
It was always a dumb fad. You can totally understand an assignment and still fail at it completely. @@BasedGod-ey5ee
This is the best hour of “yes, and…” I’ve ever heard.
Lol I agree. I've been trying to decipher the "yes/yeah" thing. Best I can come up with, is that said "yeah" is letting each other know that they understand what the other is trying to do. And that they're going to roll with it.
Apart from being a fan. This genuinely one of the most impressive improv bits I’ve ever seen.
It's totally a version of "yes and" 😂 Good call
I feel like a complete idiot b/c I genuinely kept going back and forth for SEVERAL minutes as to whether they were joking or not (mainly b/c I hear everywhere that that stuff does legit happen in Hollywood.) But reall, they did such a smooth job improving and responding off eachother. So sick 😂
I watch every episode Bert isn’t featured in 😂
Thought I was the only one 😂😂😂
Literally same!
They are better
Hahaha yup!
Bart is unlistenable
THIS is the episode you watch with no headphones and wait for the looks from your wife 😂😂😂
Hey, ladies be listening too 😂
I'm only 13 minutes in and I've already asked myself, "What the fuck am I watching?" 3 times.
I'm here for it❤
is it all true? im so cnnfused
Duncan has an interesting mind. I really love it but I can see how odd it could be for someone else
Same 😂
You almost got it. Keep going.
The name on Duncan's Starbucks cup is "Dunkin" lmaooooo.
I just came to comment this 😂 how does someone get the name THAT wrong?
Holy shit what a spot lmao
Territory war!!
Some genZ who can't spell without spellcheck unitentionally killing the irony game
Tom and Duncan are my fav combo; I get in-depth convo with soothing voices ❤
“ Never blame a bear for a tear.’ 😄
Tom and Duncan monthly podcast petition button
Any podcast with Duncan Trussel I immediately click on it. Whether I like that podcast or not. Duncan is a rare kind of person. Introspective, thoughtful and fuqin hilarious.
Same . I hate this show but watched for duncan
@@JuggaloJWord I don't hate this show. It's kinda fun seeing the new levels of dumb sh:t ol Brent Kirishner can achieve. 😂
yeah none of us can stand ymh either
@@worldssickestmedia2713I used to feel like that, now Blurt Kryscher just grinds my gears
Same. He elevates any platform he's on.
Duncan looks like he would cook outside with one knife but sounds like the type of person that says "ouchie!"when he burns his finger
Aahhhhhahahahaha😂
💯% nailed it
"Ooh! SSSSsssssss ahhh dangit that smarts!"
My girlfriend has only heard his voice and has said multiple times to turn it down because “that old lady is really annoying” 😂 I’m totally serious
Dude😂😂😂😂
The deadpan delivery of the opening segment is incredible
Watching Bert chug a liquid death and not finishing it and Knowing damn well he would have killed it if it was a beer is hilarious
The SECOND I saw Duncan I was over my last podcast and RIGHT into this one. DUNCAN IS A NATIONAL TREASURE!!
He must be protected
Same
He does fine for himself.
Duncan Trusell is not funny at all....If it weren't for his Rogan connection the guy would have no relevancy. Plus hes obviously a blatant liar.
@@George-eh8vp he's clearly joking and doing satire. He's very funny imo, but to each their own.
Duncan looks like a wizard that guides you through an ayahuasca trip.
Often he has been :)
Or gets butt fckd by billygoats while screaming he supports s@+an 😂
Looks like? He IS
Duncan looks like a wizard that guides you to your table at the vegan restaurant
He is a wizard, harry
The first 15 minutes. I was crying laughing. I was on a bus. I must have looked insane
Imagining a schizophrenic watching this video FULLY convinced.
Every Duncan podcast is a drunken hallucinatory experience
How nice of Bert to become better in every single way that he is now Duncan Trussel
I’m with joey Diaz with this, “get some new f in glasses”, “ you chomo” 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lol
I always said, "If it's shitty every where you go, check your shoes, it may be you!"
No Burt episodes should have no Burt ads. Give us the complete no Bert experience.
yes, on the podcast dedicated to him and Tim being together... totally makes sense
yeah... super "dedicated" to that theme. I doubt even the majority of episodes have both of them at this point.@@variaxi935
I love listening to this podcast but I can’t ever listen around any of my family without them thinking differently of me 😂
Let them know the real Mike. It's time.
@@tommystenger I think I’ll save my daughter the trauma & years of therapy bills by listening to a man talk about blowing dogs to get up in life 😂
I hate how everybody makes it sound like exposing your kid to uncensored comedy is going to traumatize them for life. I for one was practically raised by comedians saying all kinds of vulgar things and I haven't blown a dog in weeks. @@mikenew5380
@mikenew5380 you for sure get a pass on this one lol
Open them up to human meat Mike!
So glad Bert sat this one out. There was some elite level comedy happening here
35:00 As a researcher, the beautiful thing about finding out you were wrong is being able to explore the new frontier of knowledge that was just discovered.
"Yea we're fucked man" .. the explanation that encapsulates all of the meaning behind this conversation lol 43:48
I'm wondering if there was any pre-pod discussion about this type of dedication to the subject matter.
Duncan’s laugh is positively stimulating. He laughs with life.
I enjoy that.
anyone else find it funny that he was talking about the NASCAR race on the ad and how riveting it was when in reality it got delayed by rain and hasnt even happend yet?
I love these guys but their wives deserve a lot of credit. I mean a daily dose could be over stimulating... 24:30
“And when I left the room I had an agent.”
This is the wildest opening riff I’ve seen in a while 😂😅
U think they were joking? They aren’t
I hope they were exadurating at least.
Found it really interesting, if you can link me to more on this topic, I'd appreciate it a lot! @@ianmcnab8751
@ianmcnab8751 i couldnt really tell...
Yea I can't tell if it's a bit or not. Cause he is on Kat Williams sht list. Rogan also went from barely a anyone to a mega star. So hard to say...
@@YourLastWishkat Williams is great but he’s been a bigger Hollywood star than the rest of them for a long time and he does this stuff everytime he’s promoting to bring his name back up and ride the clout. He’s does it for himself not for the fans lol and Joe Rogan has had like 30 year rise to fame not overnight. To be totally honest if they’re actually out there doing weird gay shit to be famous who cares 😂😂
Two improve sarcastic people who perpetually cross the line. Good luck figuring out what they truly believe with their conversations…. Love it!
Improv
I was going to say this is all improv 😂 none of this is true ☠️
@@vprillynn1024 i think Tom got the "OK" for an elite bunker...and Bert hasnt yet made enough money for the Bunker from the 500M ppl who are to live after the extinction event🙌
2 bears should just be Tom n Duncan from now on
The first 22 minutes of conversation is absolutely baffling lol
It's exactly what I've wanted to hear admitted because it's what I have already known is true
You heard of red room before? They are talking like it’s such a known thing. These initiations.
it is a known thing@@kylebrennan6470
Listen to leather Rose you'd love it
@@peterpemrich6962why that sorry?’
Gta6 needs yall to do a radio show
Duncan gracing the Spiritual Poors with his Loving Kindness 🙏💗
May all beings have peace.
Driving all blame in to one.
"The stretching bear!....& you're waiting in line behind I don't know, Arsenio Hall" .....hahahahahaahahhahahaha
In 2012 I was asked to be part of an elite team of Pitbull Trainers.
We were given little to no detail on the efforts of our mission, during training or that thereafter.
Those were some of the most loyal dogs I’ve ever worked with.
Idk why this isn’t the top comment. Very well done.
This is what I want. 2 comedians talking about space and time.
you ever look at the back of a twenty dollar bill.. on weed??
These two riffing together is epic
Everything with Duncan Trussell I click immediately. So under rated
I want to buy a parrot specifically to teach it to laugh like Duncan. ❤😂
Man, did i eat too many gummies this morning...24 mins into it, and wtf are these two talking about?!?😂🤪😂
Cannibalism and something else but yeah eating each other and the best parts of humans to eat!
Some dark truths about Hollywood. Seems like they agree with all the abuse too. Maybe they are into it now too that’s why they are downplaying it.
I'm here for it - sober even. Yikes.
Not even before the first ad I’m asking myself if I skipped my ssri yesterday
@@justinception3277 hhaahah 😂
10 minutes in, I felt high without the drugs. An hour in, I made pancakes out of my neighbors. By the conclusion, I learned necromancy and brought Timothy McVeigh back to life. 10/10.
Two Bears need a patreon account. The selling point could be that they send you notifications, but only when Bert is gone.
Lmaoooo
43:47 Duncan's realization from a shakey "yeah" to "Yeah, we're f*cked" is hilarious 😂
Jail is like 6th grade science camp
Very similar
Yep
Actually, it's not bad if you don't like working and making decisions
Forget GTA 6, this is got the fingerprints of Midnight Gospel .
i love how duncans stories can be 100% true or 100% false, its just amazing
They should use this as a training video for anyone who will be fact checking the upcoming debates
Seriously though, thank God Bert isn't in legal trouble. He would be insufferable, "biggest celebrity trial since OJ... My perp walk went viral"
We want Tom, Matt and Shane too
Bots suck
WE BESEECH THE DAWGS FOR THIS
Forget shane and tom we need Matt and Duncan
Damn things fine?
@@georgealpacker2581🤣🤣🤣🤣 the best
Would love to watch someone who doesn't know them watch this for the first time lol
Having a buddy you talk to like this looks like another level of fun. 😂
This is the level of sarcasm I aspire to
YESSS NO BRENT
Because he's at your Mom's house.....
@@jesse7918Oooooooooh 🔥
Dude, why the Burt hate?
Now if we could just get rid of the ads with the horrendous eating and drinking noises Jesus learn some decorum Brent
It's a tough time for his family, some sensitivity please.
Imagine being able to afford ANY glasses in the world and THOSE are the things you decide put on your face.
🤣😂🤣
For a comedy podcast!? Outrageous!!
How they maintain their composure is fkn state of art.
Yaaaaaas kings! AI talk. Duncan. No Bart. This episode has everything! 🎉
Yeah sexual abuse in evil Hollywood but it’s worth it because “success!” Souls sold to the devil.
Best start to a podcast in history
For real though…what a fun time of absurdity😍
I was listening to this on Spotify for about 15 minutes until I saw the title, I had to come to UA-cam to make sure the whole episode wasn’t AI generated
What moment made you think “ok they’ve GOTTA BE fu&$in around”? Go 😂😂
The Simpsons did an episode on cannibalism Homer couldn't stop eating himself
Here's hoping Bert beats those indecent exposure charges 🤞
He will because his lawyer will argue he cant do nothing about exposing his indecent face and case will be dropped as Bert cracks open aa wine class shooting wine over everyone and passing around shots to judge and jury 😅
just got here - sarcasm
Or - is Bert in jail ( what happened ?)
It's like you're joking around in the beginning to ease into the discussion, but it turns into the whole episode 🤣
11 minutes in: If i was in this conversation, i wouldnt have been able to keep up the bit lol
Holy cow I wasn’t ready for this, I need more coffee first.
I'm not sure what's funnier the thought that they improv'd this or they practiced and rehearsed this 😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love Tom & Duncan's chemistry so much, like they just effortlessly riffed off of the idea of trading sexual favors for fame for like 10 minutes straight without even a hint of breaking character- I could watch/listen to these two talk about anything for hours
Burt is locked outside the studio. He's banging in the door, as he's crying and yelling "I want in the red room too!"
Fuck yeah best guest bear ever
It's insane how good at improv he is. He'll say the wildest off the cuff stuff and sound entirely serious. Truly a master of committing to the bit
@@SnarkyRogue what bit
*otter
I only watch 2 bears when Bert is not on the show
Duncan Trussel is an amazing guest! I dont think Tom could pull this of with anyone else, at least not as good as this 🤣 After 10 min I thought one of them would start breaking character, but it just kept going ❤
I play this at work but for some reason today my brain said wait till you get home 😂😂
For the first time in a long time, this actually felt like a real comedy podcast.
guess you weren't here last week
@@variaxi935Ah yes.. Because listening to Bart chew food into a microphone and gag on gross snacks is peak comedy. 😂
Everything they said was 100% facts
Bart was recording in public.. 30 days in the SLAMMER!!
My wife always calls him drunken tussle 😂
never seen such a good Joey Dias impression 😂
The stretching bear lol 😆
First Bert ad gave me PTSD
He was like a error in the matrix
Right!?!?!?
The fact that we get this episode for free is the shit. It’s like a special with two comics schizo rambling for over an hour hell yeah bad ass. Thank you for this
Just a friendly game of catch the extremely out there story and run with it, well played.
Grateful for the shared experiences from these brave men.
The best Monday’s are when Bart isn’t co-hosting. Hope time behind bars does him some good. 😂
It was just a joke unfortunately
'I've got nothing. You?'
'Same. I've been all out of topic ideas for like a year now. What shall we do?'
Duncan looks like Tim the Enchanter from Monty Python
Getting Duncan high and playing gta would be dope 😂
Duncan's tolerance has got to be phenomenal! Can't just simply smoke a bowl of weed with that guy! You got to smoke some DMT maybe shoot some something and line some something else maybe ROFL 🎉🎉🎉
That first bit was so un funny I’m beginning to think it’s all real
Because it is
Duncan looks like rob zombie doing an impression of Steve-O
This whole episode was made by AI from textual input. Amazing
Duncan is great. :)
Thanks 😅
The best
Im 8 minutes in and never heard tom talk so much. This is wonderful
In the CLINK😂😮😂 LMFAO
Oh how I long for and feel such a great sadness knowing I don’t exist in the timeline in which THIS is 2 Bears