570 Chuck Norris Jokes
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- Опубліковано 29 чер 2013
- The largest collection of the best Chuck Norris jokes assembled into one video for your listening pleasure.
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Had a sort of run-in with Chuck Norris back in the `80's. I was a technician at the Kitt Peak Solar Observatory, but got fired when the scientists thought I screwed around with the equipment. What happened was that the equipment recorded a ripple across the surface of the sun when it blinked during its staredown with Chuck Norris.
However, I did manage to get back on my feet pretty quick; I got a gig as the intense therapy trauma counsellor for the Grim Reaper after his near-Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris scratches his back with a grizzly bear duct-taped to a lead pipe.
Chuck Norris uses the brazen bull as his personal sauna
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove his parents home the same night.
Chuck Norris filmed his own birth.
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
Some of these have been mentioned 3 or 4 times
Chuck Norris can extract liters and gallons of sweat from mosquitoes, flies and ants
Why doesn't this have a billion views!
The AutoVoice is annoying.
The voice and the spacing and some of them are not understandable. Someone just copy and paste this from the website.
Chuck Norris can pull a magician out of a rabbit
Chuck Norris has never been thrown through a building window. It’s the building that has tried to escape Chuck.
How many push-ups can Chuck do? All of them
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck has allowed to survive
Scientists have finally discovered the cause for global warming. They suggest for cooling the world down, Chuck Norris should do the pushups at day time.