I will never financially recover from this (Balatro)
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- Опубліковано 14 тра 2024
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He so ballsy he played the last ante with an empty joker space
When NL can't read
Selling a joker to make space for another joker when you have a free space is so big brain
and then skipping the joker pack
I screamed when he did the thing
Somebody put it perfectly about the plasma deck. The only thing that matters in it is getting big numbers. You should start with chips, because it's easier to get a 100 chips than 100 mult. But you later transition to mult because it's easier to get a 1000 mult than a 1000 chips
THIS. Chips early are OP but late you need Xmult
@@SlamDunc_anhim selling baron to play walkie talkie in plasma is my roman empire
often you don't need to even transition to mult at all (fr ante 8). just stick to chips
1:39 my friends thought process when inviting me to the party
+2
gold
mythical comment
"we're going endless"
7 minutes left in the video, on ante 6 🤔
WHY NOT TAKE THE FOIL CHIP FACE JOKER MAN
I don't often bother with comments before I finish a video but that hit me right in the Type A. Tilted me enough that I paused, found what I needed in the top comment, and I'm going back in.
"It's all about it chips I've heard it's all about chips man"
Does not take the chips on chips joker 😂
audibly gasped when he goes for ice cream instead
The disappointment was so bad I audibly went "oh..."
bene gesserit voice "No."
Classic not knowing how many joker slots he has.
NL saying at the beginning that he needs to focus on chips and never doing it is peak NL gameplay
in fairness it’s chips early multi late game, so he’s unintentionally almost playing correctly still peak tho
@@takenthechance You only need to focus on multi if you want to go into endless on this deck. Otherwise, just focus on chips the entire way.
did you watch the video?
at this point im completely convinced he does it just to piss us off
He skipped every chip joker he saw!!!
NL the type of dude to have $400 dollars and spend down to make vagabond work.
He found the one even worse solution which was to leave all the money on the table.
@@TimTim3000 lmfao!
Any millennial or gen Z when buying groceries:
+2
The youngest millenials are soon 40 years of age.
Brain empty GP recycle some contemporary jokes 16yo
@@DancyspartanWe do not care
@@Dancyspartan L + Ratio
@@Dancyspartan type A youtube comment section chatter
19:05 history in the making
HI TOMO! 😻
21:00 Me when my mom takes my pokemon collection to goodwill
I’m sorry am I the only one here screaming at the EMPTY JOKER SPACE AT THE END! Like OMFG he was selling jokers with a space open?!!?!?!
Honestly I think they need to make that a little more obvious. It's pretty easy to not look at the 8 pt. font 7/8 when everything else is made to be more in your face.
go outside
@@GuidingOliveidk man the 7/8 seems pretty visible to me…
i didnt even realize he had a joker slot open
20:15 Me when I am the king of the snack aisle and I need to decide who lives and who dies.
0:31 - Me when someone asks me when the battle of Varna took place
Pass on foil scary face is the worst play I think I’ve ever seen NL make
there's competition
It was permanent so he skipped it, he was saving room for 5 green jokers, the God build
exceptional throws in this vid!
ryan "buy chaos the clown just to breeze past free reroll at the speed of light" letourneau
Remember everyone Chaos doesn't make your first reroll free, it makes your last reroll free. Eg reroll twice normally costs $11, but with Chaos you can reroll twice and it's only $5.
Yeah Chaos is awesome and I underrated it for quite some time. Respect the chaos!!!
@@ScholarZerostill don't care
10:27 My high school crush when I asked her out to Prom
:(
NL: "We need to focus on chips"
Also NL: "18 flat mult is pretty good..."
YOU HAD 8 JOKER SLOTS
I'm so mad about the empty joker space
Tomo chillin
25:39 Skipping the chip joker at the end while still having a free joker space instantly turned me into a type A chatter screaming into the screen, and I blame the egg for it
Him selling the parelolia and not dust tornado hurt my soul
He could have even played it debuffed, he was getting so many chips from bull and bootstraps it didn't matter
tornado is negative??
@@tatapnhob cards debuffed until joker is sold still works when you sell a negative
@@p3rcey yeah, but he had the "all face cards are debuffed", so he needed to sell not just any card but pareidolia
11:45 me deciding on snacks for the function
Local Thunk bent NL over a barrel and showed him all 50 states.
I don't get his problem with the plasma deck. Isn't it just way better than all the other decks? Just buff your mult as much as possible, and then when it balances it gets even better. Buff your chips if you need to survive.
Bro got the worst final boss oof.
Pls dont tell me he reached that much money and still died, pls god.
Plasma is cruel
@@someonefromsomewhere1009 More like Violet Vessel. Blind really said 'Imma stop you right there'
The thing that makes the plasma deck so easy is that it always gives you a higher score.
Without plasma: 20 * 80 = (50 - 30)(50 + 30) = 50² - 30²
With plasma: 50²
The thing that makes it harder though is that the blinds are higher to account for what you pointed out.
We're Balatro Players, Of Course We're Averse To Risk Aversion
we're not, nor have we ever been balatro guys
19:09 tomp moment
that guy in Heroes of the storm was right, this video brought out the type B in me
this being my very first balatro video then reading the comments is gonna induce and aneurysm
idk how to do math could be the title of many a balatro
11:41 me only seconds after I got freaky with the cows at my uncles farm.
People massively underrate mult on the plasma deck, chips are great early but getting some mult going towards the second half is how you make the deck pop off imo
I think the play for the plasma is a pivot back to mult once you get a mult-multer setup that gives more mult than the early game chip jokers you take to win fast early and get econ up, no? Cause a bigger number on either side will get optimized by the deck, so you just want the biggest possible number in either of the score boxes
I don’t play plasma deck much but that‘s my theory
No it’s just don’t skip all the chip jokers lol he ignores the shitty jokers but the shitty jokers aren’t shit in plasma lol
It really depends on if you're just trying to win a run or go endless. Stacking chips with something like Bull is a really easy and reliable way to win ante 8 on any stake, might just get screwed by violet vessel but otherwise it's got enough gas to go the distance. Crazy perkeo plays can go a lot farther on plasma deck though than any other deck, you're just vulnerable at the time you pivot from chips to mult.
Edit: i wrote this comment before he started the second run, i had no idea.
You need like 1 good chip joker to carry you early and then you can just focus on making crazy mult
@@mononaut lmao thats hilarious
If he was on a different deck and got a joker that gained 4 mult per hand played, he'd lose his dang mind.
Yet when he sees square joker on Plasma deck, he completely bashes it and ignores it.
The man cannot fathom that big number = better on the plasma deck. It doesn't matter if its blue, doesn't matter if its red (until endless when you need x mult,) it all comes out in the wash as purple.
Somebody really oughta tell him 😂
13:18 poorly paid mason considers retiring on the income from his stock portfolio
We are so back
NL has the same play style as me and I respect that
Two whole rounds forgetting he just bought a joker that made all his cards face cards sent me.
Of course, balatro we’re.
This was a genuinely tough watch as a Type A viewer.
Of course we dont need to say the first half of the joke
Stating off with a HOTS callout? I'm pegged.
hi tomo
Man.. That was unfortunate.
This is type A chatter bait
I'm chepped up bro
14:45 it’s ironic isn’t it
YASSSS FOR BALATRO! mr smart!.
Woah woah woah is NL playing HotS and where can i watch this?
We are balatro guys, ofc we don’t have anything to contribute but I wanna comment just to support my favorite streamer
I cant explain it but his facecam looks like the AI from “the architect and the builder” in this video
NL running money builds and skipping literally every single econ tag will never get old
I'm a simple man. I see NL 9 seconds ago, I watch the video
Please please please. Focus on chips for the first few Antes. Then switch to mult and xmult. The problem is you can't multiply chips so to get the top end score you need to do it through mult.
Heroes of the storm catching strays
So what about that manor lord 🤔
Not enough comments in here about skipping To The Moon
We’re Balatro, of course we guys.
Where Joker tier list
We're
26s posted who the fuck let me in here
Woman 🍣
I don't understand
Its so awesome that he still doesn't get it that chips and mult are literally worth the exact same, provided you don't have an Xmult joker.
Chips aren't better than mult on Plasma deck, they're literally exactly the same. It's just that chips tend to come in far far bigger packages that makes chip enhancements and jokers better.
But him questioning if 50 chips (25x25) is better than 10 chips and 4 mult (7x7) is pretty wild lol
we're binding of issac guys, of course we're balatro guys, of course we're hades guys, of course we're spelunky guys, of course we're
We're Balatro guys so of course we yadda yadda yadda
i miss sap
Skipping a glass card at any point is crazy, but doing so just after talking about how adding cards is beneficial is doubly so, lmao. Also, why skip the foiled up face card chip joker when yapping non stop about chips chips chips!
Glass doesn't do anything
If he had had a glass card in his final hand of the video, it would have netted him a whopping 50,000 more points
We're balatro players, of course we get the bag
We’re balatro guys of course we show up the same mininute the vid is posted
why are yall bitching like it matters if he wins... just watch him talk
kibitzing is at least half the fun
Honestly. Honestly. Honestly. Honestly. First time here. Last time here. Annoying.
No views in 30 seconds. He really fell off
Losing my damn mind with that empty joker space 🥲
hi tomo