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  • @coldones
    @coldones  6 місяців тому +1072

    Sign Up to Be Notified when we Drop 👉sober.store

    • @darienjones537
      @darienjones537 6 місяців тому +52

      Negawatt

    • @eviment76
      @eviment76 6 місяців тому +17

      Can I get a HOT-DOG Merch Bousss?

    • @Vickysqueeze
      @Vickysqueeze 6 місяців тому +6

      Grog beast burger when?

    • @Vickysqueeze
      @Vickysqueeze 6 місяців тому +3

      Beast bar grog flavor

    • @beesh1019
      @beesh1019 6 місяців тому +2

      Do it please

  • @LinusTechTips
    @LinusTechTips 6 місяців тому +23490

    Glad I didn't have to take my grade personally. Thanks for checking out the driver. We've got tons more stuff for next time you guys do this. Just hit me up! -LS

    • @76Arfa
      @76Arfa 6 місяців тому +285

      Why is this comment so low 😳

    • @tilenbox8308
      @tilenbox8308 6 місяців тому +311

      I think a bottle review for grogs should be next xD

    • @silvayay9372
      @silvayay9372 6 місяців тому +353

      Linus tip

    • @jensrozema2847
      @jensrozema2847 6 місяців тому +80

      @@76Arfa Because it was uploaded 2 hours ago

    • @shanearnold2854
      @shanearnold2854 6 місяців тому +145

      Do the pod Linus

  • @shocked-by-your-nonsense
    @shocked-by-your-nonsense 6 місяців тому +5227

    A simple minded as it might sound, having the tier list as a shelf and putting the actual item on the shelf is a really, really nice touch to the tier list format.

    • @stephenmccabe1489
      @stephenmccabe1489 6 місяців тому

      ​@Filioquist you look like an escaped mental patient

    • @ydgjoe
      @ydgjoe 6 місяців тому +14

      @Filioquistdont go to sleep

    • @akal1236
      @akal1236 6 місяців тому +26

      You dont want to know what happens when you go to sleep

    • @undakovr3971
      @undakovr3971 6 місяців тому +38

      @@ydgjoei went to sleep once, havent done it since

    • @dr.doppeldecker3832
      @dr.doppeldecker3832 6 місяців тому +3

      Why are people so easily impressed these days?!

  • @FMxHavick
    @FMxHavick 6 місяців тому +12080

    Shoutout Darcy for putting in the work behind the scenes and finding all the stuff

    • @JohnSmith-j2j
      @JohnSmith-j2j 6 місяців тому +148

      He is a goat for that

    • @Samuel-xs2yv
      @Samuel-xs2yv 6 місяців тому +123

      Plus his acting as the Beast Burger was perfection

    • @froggouk2
      @froggouk2 6 місяців тому +45

      And shaving the chocolate

    • @Tegulatus
      @Tegulatus 6 місяців тому +40

      and making the pokimane cookies

    • @prestachio9601
      @prestachio9601 6 місяців тому +59

      It’s his job brotha. He gets paid to do all that stuff. What a dope job that would be though

  • @karuma6635
    @karuma6635 5 місяців тому +542

    52:03
    "On this show we do a deep dive. Can you explain this image?"
    "𝓶𝓾𝓱- 𝓮𝓱- 𝓷𝓸..."

  • @Shandit_AJ
    @Shandit_AJ 6 місяців тому +3597

    Honestly, Scott and Darcie feel just as important to Cold Ones as Max & Chad are. Like most of the recent episodes have them featured almost the same if not sometimes more than Max & Chad. The 4 really work great together

    • @Sbsbsbssbsbsbsbsbsb
      @Sbsbsbssbsbsbsbsbsb 6 місяців тому +105

      Too bad he got fired I’ll miss him

    • @Shineyardd
      @Shineyardd 6 місяців тому

      @@Sbsbsbssbsbsbsbsbsbwdym lmao

    • @Ave_Satana666
      @Ave_Satana666 6 місяців тому

      ​@@Sbsbsbssbsbsbsbsbsb cap

    • @cuttykun3540
      @cuttykun3540 6 місяців тому +13

      @@Sbsbsbssbsbsbsbsbsbwait what ????

    • @etu3743
      @etu3743 6 місяців тому +88

      fired shortly after filming

  • @sticklyboi
    @sticklyboi 5 місяців тому +2157

    the gradual descent of side+ is the backbone of this video

    • @keesdekarper
      @keesdekarper 3 місяці тому +8

      it's such a ridiculous concept. It's legit more expensive than netflix (at least where I live). For low effort, barely editted YT style vlogs. Who the fuck pays for that?

    • @midit20
      @midit20 3 місяці тому +40

      Ikr I didn't think it deserved B to begin with it made me happy when they moved it down to E

    • @L0ki123
      @L0ki123 2 місяці тому +17

      its such a stinky cash grab definitely deserves E even F

    • @NathanKotcher
      @NathanKotcher Місяць тому

      Imagine the rock on the podcast bros

    • @terriblyterrified8742
      @terriblyterrified8742 Місяць тому +1

      from side+ to side-

  • @coryisabsent
    @coryisabsent 6 місяців тому +3047

    Darcy is such a good fit as the producer of this show!! Already having the S+ tier was great xD

    • @ebrzyy
      @ebrzyy 6 місяців тому +158

      Honestly yea he’s brought the show to new heights.

    • @peterpop-off
      @peterpop-off 6 місяців тому +49

      Give it up for Darcy, ladies and gentlemen 👏👏👏

    • @michaeltagor4238
      @michaeltagor4238 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@ebrzyyI like that good pun mate

    • @excalibur2038
      @excalibur2038 6 місяців тому +64

      Yeh he is pretty much responsible for organising everything, genuine mvp i hope they pay him alot. Planned out the entire william creek video too

    • @woffe8094
      @woffe8094 6 місяців тому

      I don't like it. I just wanna see them destroy their livers and say funny shit. Don't care for all the fancy stuff

  • @Sharky1986
    @Sharky1986 4 місяці тому +481

    Prime is a classic case of 'sugar-free' meaning 'sweet as absolute fuck and not in a good way'

    • @iwantmykidssusan4941
      @iwantmykidssusan4941 3 місяці тому

      It’s the only drink I’ve ever tasted that actually made me cringe. Physical reaction to it. Only other drinks that make me react are alcoholic, that says something about prime.

    • @xdmemes5821
      @xdmemes5821 Місяць тому +18

      Instead of sugar we have carcinogens yippee!!!

    • @frigid19
      @frigid19 Місяць тому +11

      hate the strong sucralose flavor man

    • @bellagiolutjen5392
      @bellagiolutjen5392 26 днів тому +4

      Seriously! I’d rather have the 40g sugar than whatever mystery chemicals make it so sweet

  • @cheeto3573
    @cheeto3573 6 місяців тому +9764

    "any UA-camrs below C, take it personally" is the perfect way to end the video lmao

    • @Teachless1
      @Teachless1 6 місяців тому +18

      Fine I'll comment on your comment

    • @olliesutton1804
      @olliesutton1804 6 місяців тому

      @@Teachless1Fine, ill comment on your comment commenting

    • @Supercatzs
      @Supercatzs 6 місяців тому +4

      i love your cat pfp

    • @skylerschillinger3428
      @skylerschillinger3428 6 місяців тому

      Fine I will comment your comments comment. @teathegamer646

    • @terribleterribleterrible
      @terribleterribleterrible 6 місяців тому +4

      this is gonna be a classic chad quote i can feel it

  • @doyouwnasmkadubi8703
    @doyouwnasmkadubi8703 6 місяців тому +3096

    Prime being first and killing them, while Hot ones at the end had almost no effect, is just fucking hilarious.

    • @imurpr0blem
      @imurpr0blem 6 місяців тому +268

      If i had to choose between hot wings and rat poison, i would just pick hot wings

    • @Luqman2112
      @Luqman2112 6 місяців тому +101

      ​@@imurpr0blem i would feel bad for the rats, that shit being your last drink before dying

  • @strangerofthe2067
    @strangerofthe2067 6 місяців тому +18543

    Putting Prime in F tier and calling it CRIME is the PERFECT WAY to start this tier list 😂

    • @ShroomyD
      @ShroomyD 6 місяців тому +553

      They ain’t even lying

    • @FriedSheep69
      @FriedSheep69 6 місяців тому +148

      ​@@ShroomyDI bought some on sale and except the white one which is somehow ok all the others sucked azz.

    • @skydlol105
      @skydlol105 6 місяців тому +377

      just tastes like a shit ton of fake sugar

    • @drpenguin57
      @drpenguin57 6 місяців тому +130

      I have no idea why people like prime it dries my mouth out

    • @TRVPHAUS
      @TRVPHAUS 6 місяців тому +9

      No, perfect would be putting it in C for Crime. DERRHHHHHH DUHHHH

  • @CrimStarGaming
    @CrimStarGaming 5 місяців тому +305

    Glad to see big UA-camrs not shilling the battery acid energy drink.

  • @bdm1083
    @bdm1083 6 місяців тому +7647

    The constant drop of side plus was justified

    • @sinnanmomin3026
      @sinnanmomin3026 6 місяців тому +237

      We all know it should’ve been F

    • @junglistmassive9883
      @junglistmassive9883 6 місяців тому +180

      i mean TO BE FAIR, if youre not a fan of sidemen youre not gonna like it, but being someone whos watched them for 10+ years, side+ is acc so damn good. its just more content for less price of a netflix subscription

    • @erinnn5139
      @erinnn5139 6 місяців тому

      @@junglistmassive9883bros doing tricks on it

    • @pwnzlikeme
      @pwnzlikeme 6 місяців тому +792

      ​@@junglistmassive9883 yeah content that could he put on a second channel. Nowhere near the quality you should be paying for like that.

    • @jacobbailey2950
      @jacobbailey2950 6 місяців тому

      @@pwnzlikeme Its the same content people put on patreon, its just behind the scenes uncensored videos

  • @courtneystout1798
    @courtneystout1798 6 місяців тому +2209

    I really appreciate Chad being serious about cooking. He was so right about the Wok not being seasoned right.

    • @DabuDave
      @DabuDave 6 місяців тому +194

      when you're fat it's in your best interest to cook well. good on him

    • @TomMccarthy-bp7yp
      @TomMccarthy-bp7yp 6 місяців тому +30

      Its a bit dodgy to market a pan as non stick, when you have to season the pan yourself to make it stick proof.

    • @smashelsmashel7611
      @smashelsmashel7611 6 місяців тому +151

      @@TomMccarthy-bp7yp It isn't labeled as non stick on amazon and Babish's official website, and it's not uncommon for carbon steel pans to say they are non stick after proper seasoning.

    • @LabiaLicker
      @LabiaLicker 6 місяців тому +1

      Dudes woke on teflon. Big UPS respekt

    • @jonathank7880
      @jonathank7880 6 місяців тому +9

      @@DabuDaveJesus Christ dude

  • @Tom-xx8wt
    @Tom-xx8wt 6 місяців тому +921

    The fact that those ninja shoes were released in adult sizes is crazy

    • @arclite95
      @arclite95 6 місяців тому +102

      They targeted the most developed mentally disabled people with that one.

    • @gagetaylor192
      @gagetaylor192 5 місяців тому +19

      @@arclite95 I understand that it's jokes but Ninja actually has a pretty wide demographic. As someone who watches him, I've seen people as old as like 60 in his streams. Plus back when he was family friendly he had a lot of dads that watched him with their kids.

  • @tylerwood143
    @tylerwood143 5 місяців тому +122

    As someone with crohn’s, Chad saying “no..cause i don’t want crohn’s” to suckin jimmy’s little beast was funny as hell

    • @delta7655
      @delta7655 4 місяці тому

      no way bro said suckin Jimmy's little beast in a comment so casually💀💀

  • @naveah319
    @naveah319 6 місяців тому +1027

    Them respecting Rhett and link and being sad they didn't like it more was so funny and also cute

    • @WowCreativeUsername
      @WowCreativeUsername 6 місяців тому +19

      Probably would've been pushed lower if they knew it was $10 for a tiny box.

    • @JeskidoYT
      @JeskidoYT 5 місяців тому +13

      @@WowCreativeUsername wasn't it $20 at launch though? i remember most fans giving the cereal a huge distain for its absurd pricing.

    • @WowCreativeUsername
      @WowCreativeUsername 5 місяців тому +3

      @@JeskidoYT Oh god really? Geeze. I just went by current price which is still bs.

  • @IggysEden
    @IggysEden 6 місяців тому +3633

    Almost an hour long cold ones?? We drinking good tonight boys

    • @MyUncleWorksForNintendo
      @MyUncleWorksForNintendo 6 місяців тому +48

      Imagine how long that uncut Patreon video is

    • @user-mc5rz3fb1u
      @user-mc5rz3fb1u 6 місяців тому +1

      awesome

    • @TRVPHAUS
      @TRVPHAUS 6 місяців тому +4

      you don't earn sustenance from people posting videos on media website. the fuck?

    • @Patrick-if9id
      @Patrick-if9id 6 місяців тому +6

      yeah, 20min in and shit faced. Cause they useally around that lenght xd

    • @Youaretheactionsofgod
      @Youaretheactionsofgod 6 місяців тому

      ​@@TRVPHAUS My N word, it is a drinking GAME, drink along with and try not to die, cheers BROTHA

  • @neilvanilla
    @neilvanilla 6 місяців тому +609

    the amount of effort Darcy and the production team puts into this is criminal. I love that they had an S+ tier ready for Grog lmao

  • @jacobgauvin2052
    @jacobgauvin2052 Місяць тому +6

    The physical tier-shelf list was such a stroke of genius. Memes and drunk chaos aside, the Cold Ones team's quality, production value, and creativity are actually terrific. Good job, lads!

  • @ajburdett882
    @ajburdett882 6 місяців тому +2021

    Side + slowly moving down over the course of the video was perfect lmao

    • @Evanz111
      @Evanz111 6 місяців тому +76

      “Darcie, can you take the Side + and.. leave it where it is” was the best part :’)

    • @ajburdett882
      @ajburdett882 6 місяців тому +46

      I thought they were crazy putting it in B, but it all worked out 😂

    • @wyterabitt2149
      @wyterabitt2149 6 місяців тому +13

      It doesnt even really make sense. If you don't like the sidemen then sure, but thats the same for everything. If you don't like or need any of these products they are automatically low.
      I would never get it, for me it's lower. But i have a family member who gets it and watches them, and I was surprised how much content was on there. A lot of exclusive series, uncut and uncensored content etc. When all they said was vlogs that is definitely not true (unless something has changed in about a month and a half since they showed me what it was about).

    • @Boofski
      @Boofski 6 місяців тому

      @@wyterabitt2149 I mean all of that could've been free on their UA-cam channel, it's not like they don't make enough money as is.

    • @revalution1965
      @revalution1965 5 місяців тому

      @@wyterabitt2149so is it just a streaming service? Idk how much it is or how much content is on it but that is what would determine its value to me

  • @RickyRegal.
    @RickyRegal. 6 місяців тому +2218

    i love that darcy was just a dude that appeared in fairbairnfilms sometimes and now he works for these two crackheads

    • @tilnation14
      @tilnation14 5 місяців тому +66

      Thank you, I couldn't remember where I'd seen him before

    • @c4gob00m
      @c4gob00m 5 місяців тому +25

      I really wanna know how that happened 😂

    • @thomaes751
      @thomaes751 5 місяців тому +39

      ​@@c4gob00mI think the fairburn boys are friends with Max and Chad

    • @symphoniesofthesea
      @symphoniesofthesea 5 місяців тому +4

      OH THATS WERE I SAW HIM

    • @Ethan-dn1wc
      @Ethan-dn1wc 5 місяців тому +48

      ​Lachlan said that Max and Chad approached them and asked for permission to hire Darcy away as a producer, which they obviously did not object to.

  • @fortheboys6473
    @fortheboys6473 6 місяців тому +1162

    40:14 Kinda wholesome how Chad just cooks eggs for everyone

    • @-Gug-
      @-Gug- 6 місяців тому +72

      He's a big little chef

    • @sinnanmomin3026
      @sinnanmomin3026 6 місяців тому

      Fat guys can cook trust me I am one

    • @bananabames8184
      @bananabames8184 6 місяців тому +108

      chad is such a wholesome chungus, and didnt get banned off twitch for screaming the hard r n word out the window of a car

    • @dogdjinn
      @dogdjinn 6 місяців тому +68

      @@bananabames8184 i accept chad as a wholesome reddit chungus despite his mistakes and flaws

    • @TwoChin
      @TwoChin 6 місяців тому

      @@bananabames8184 love chad even more now, thanks!

  • @ryana5435
    @ryana5435 3 місяці тому +42

    You guys are based. This video was quoted in recent popular video about Mr.Beast

  • @actual_vision2898
    @actual_vision2898 6 місяців тому +926

    Chad being genuinely interested and fascinated by Ryan's mystery box made me laugh more than expected😂

    • @Columbian.sand.blasted.nostril
      @Columbian.sand.blasted.nostril 6 місяців тому

      Autism shined through

    • @P1katsu
      @P1katsu 6 місяців тому +43

      Tbf I would have been stoked if I got that as a kid

    • @Quzga
      @Quzga 6 місяців тому +8

      He's so into it 😂

    • @jakeklic
      @jakeklic 6 місяців тому +6

      Honestly though, no replayability

    • @FaceJP24
      @FaceJP24 5 місяців тому +1

      @@jakeklic If it can all be resealed though, kids could probably have fun using it as a secret container or something.

  • @No_Life_Alex
    @No_Life_Alex 5 місяців тому +1839

    "it doesn't hold a candle to side+."
    "hold a candle to side+?"
    "yes please."

  • @n0anime342
    @n0anime342 6 місяців тому +650

    I work in IT and unironically use the LTT screwdriver daily. The screwdriver and William Osmand Cate Warehouse merch is the only YT merch I have ever bought in my life.

    • @ezequielbob7949
      @ezequielbob7949 6 місяців тому +11

      my boss got me the screwdriver. Its been good

    • @Volodymyr.Yermakov
      @Volodymyr.Yermakov 6 місяців тому +40

      My understanding is that LTT screwdriver is genuinely pretty good product, but somewhat expensive. There seems to be one or two better quality screwdrivers on the market for lower price, but LTT one has few its own good features. Price is one thing, you could look at it as essentially support for content creators (and it's common place for content creators merch to be expensive). LTT screwdriver disadvantages seems to be problems with durability of bit holders (they sometimes break when you drop the screwdriver) and bits non-standard sizes.

    • @n0anime342
      @n0anime342 6 місяців тому +11

      @@Volodymyr.Yermakov Mine replaced my snapon screwdriver, which bit holder exploded when I dropped it once. I got a new Snapon but I still prefer the LTT

    • @EmmaTeckenbrock
      @EmmaTeckenbrock 5 місяців тому +8

      The selling point for me was how good the magnet was for the price. Haven't had it drop a screw yet.

    • @BOOwF
      @BOOwF 5 місяців тому

      i couldve sworn linus made an electric screwdriver

  • @TheGhostlyAxe
    @TheGhostlyAxe Місяць тому +14

    Out of all the youtubers in my feed you guys are the ones who caught my 4 year old nieces attention the most. She watched the video for an astonishing 1:06, congrats to you! I guess…

    • @RugBug18
      @RugBug18 29 днів тому +6

      Yeah you shouldn’t be allowing her to watch this

  • @cowgba
    @cowgba 5 місяців тому +257

    Max's commitment to the bit is impressive as hell. No hesitation, just straight munching an entire raw egg, shell and all.

    • @mysteryinc8131
      @mysteryinc8131 3 місяці тому +10

      This isnt a first for Max (Papa frank) 😔✊🏻

    • @iwantmykidssusan4941
      @iwantmykidssusan4941 3 місяці тому

      Fun fact, the inside of an egg has a very low chance of giving you salmonella because science, but if a chicken has salmonella and you eat the SHELL you are pretty much guaranteed to get it. The shell of the chicken, not the egg.

  • @SuperMega
    @SuperMega 6 місяців тому +1312

    Noticed you guys didn't try SuperMega brand sounding rods...

    • @kirgizikable
      @kirgizikable 6 місяців тому +77

      Not very Christian of you megasuper

    • @juannita3329
      @juannita3329 6 місяців тому +38

      Can’t blame them they weren’t thick enough to really feel it

    • @OilyBastard
      @OilyBastard 6 місяців тому

      b tier no offense

    • @prezzo4991
      @prezzo4991 6 місяців тому +60

      Hey super mega
      I’ve been waiting for my “super mega signed sounding rod kit” for a while now, but every time I call customer service, they look at the sounding rod size I ordered and just laugh until I hang up

    • @Pekara121
      @Pekara121 6 місяців тому +15

      For anyone confused, do yourself a favor and don't look up sounding rods.

  • @Quokkat7
    @Quokkat7 6 місяців тому +568

    Fun fact, Prime is just starting to sell in mexico and you would have to work 2 hours at minimum wage to afford one bottle

    • @zeri3889
      @zeri3889 5 місяців тому +12

      Cuanto cuesta?

    • @BioMachineEnjoyer
      @BioMachineEnjoyer 5 місяців тому

      ​@@zeri38892 hours of your life

    • @ChelseaFX66
      @ChelseaFX66 5 місяців тому +2

      poor

    • @Morbing_Time
      @Morbing_Time 5 місяців тому +61

      @@ChelseaFX66 I mean when they released in europe you'd have to work around a hour at a minimum standard rate to buy one

    • @anonymous134y
      @anonymous134y 5 місяців тому +62

      while every other country has them on the clearance rack because they won't sell.

  • @mylesbrewster4609
    @mylesbrewster4609 20 днів тому +4

    3:32 as a person with tree nut allergies, this is what a good friend looks like. Asking if they have there epi-pen! Good Grog, Good Grog

  • @swm141
    @swm141 6 місяців тому +400

    these editors are actually so good and add so much more humor to the videos 9/10

    • @Bando0
      @Bando0 6 місяців тому +4

      The yakuza 0 substory ost in the bg makes chad and max’s shenanigans whole

    • @momerathsoutgabe-mt1gc
      @momerathsoutgabe-mt1gc 6 місяців тому +15

      The editing is at least half the reason anything is good or bad. Editing can really add or subtract a LOT.

    • @razemander
      @razemander 5 місяців тому

      I rate it 9/11

  • @hannahsirmans7566
    @hannahsirmans7566 6 місяців тому +123

    honestly so pleasantly surprised at the quality of the ryan’s toy world box. super creative and well made, i woulda loved that as a kid

  • @anosmia6279
    @anosmia6279 6 місяців тому +290

    Chads speech at the end about all the ranks is great. My respect for chad has gone up exponentially

    • @Jay.Miata77
      @Jay.Miata77 6 місяців тому +5

      it makes sense tho, they ranked the products like that for a reason

    • @anosmia6279
      @anosmia6279 6 місяців тому

      @@Jay.Miata77 indeed

    • @TheRealBradster224
      @TheRealBradster224 6 місяців тому +10

      I mean, that's what they had to go through to get Grog up to a standard where they were happy to release it, and now it's a mainstream alcohol choice sold in stores, at least in AUS.
      He's 100% right, they know what it takes to make a successful product that has legs, and isn't just reliant on the UA-camr's brand and fame before fizzling out because it's actually a terrible product.

    • @malsocio
      @malsocio Місяць тому +1

      While shitting himself

  • @marlzimm2262
    @marlzimm2262 4 місяці тому +11

    Starting off the tierlist with prime in F tier gives me back hope in humanity. Already know this tierlist is gonna be solid

  • @afternoon_cigarettes2372
    @afternoon_cigarettes2372 6 місяців тому +256

    Darcy has been unironically one the best additions to the cold ones channel

    • @juhis5936
      @juhis5936 6 місяців тому +4

      I miss that one hot woman

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 5 місяців тому

      @@juhis5936Cruiser?

    • @juhis5936
      @juhis5936 5 місяців тому

      @@SteampunkHorse yeah that one, she was hot

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 5 місяців тому

      @@juhis5936 I miss her too :)

  • @scarthy
    @scarthy 6 місяців тому +877

    Good on Chad for keeping Max in line when the peanuts came in to play lmao

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 6 місяців тому +22

      def could have cracked the box at the end of the vid

  • @ninjasamwallin
    @ninjasamwallin 6 місяців тому +377

    Chad being good at cooking was genuinely wholesome af.

    • @Aaron19987
      @Aaron19987 6 місяців тому +8

      He used to be a chef I think he said years ago

    • @TobyTheTroll
      @TobyTheTroll 6 місяців тому +6

      Chef big dog

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 6 місяців тому

      Watch their video “Trying as seen on tv cooking gadgets”! His talent shines evermore!

    • @CharlieWhite101
      @CharlieWhite101 6 місяців тому +2

      He’s shown quite a few times he’s a pretty good chef

    • @thegodofsoapkekcario1970
      @thegodofsoapkekcario1970 6 місяців тому +4

      My name Chef.

  • @Wolfstar26
    @Wolfstar26 5 місяців тому +18

    20:45 max really stays referencing ancient memes

  • @flaggboi
    @flaggboi 6 місяців тому +973

    36:18 "I'm only here to pick up a cupcake" ass walk

    • @TeabagTym
      @TeabagTym 6 місяців тому +13

      @flaggboi please tell me what speed you watch these videos at to make those time stamps

    • @flaggboi
      @flaggboi 6 місяців тому +49

      @@ryan19 yall fell off only real mfers watch videos at twice the speed B-)

    • @awesomeguysuncle
      @awesomeguysuncle 6 місяців тому +10

      @@flaggboiThose numbers still don't add up, you commented 5 mins after upload

    • @Benjiboye
      @Benjiboye 6 місяців тому +4

      That is FOUL.

    • @CeeDeeLmao
      @CeeDeeLmao 6 місяців тому +1

      @@awesomeguysuncleshhhh

  • @mossley_rat
    @mossley_rat 6 місяців тому +695

    36:36
    Darcy: "This shit smells good"
    Chad: "Max just had those on his feet"
    Darcy: ":D"

    • @darshil2317
      @darshil2317 6 місяців тому +29

      Darcy hella cute

    • @Gyozamagic
      @Gyozamagic 5 місяців тому +8

      @@darshil2317 darcy smash

    • @monke4688
      @monke4688 5 місяців тому +1

      🎉

  • @Benjiboye
    @Benjiboye 6 місяців тому +72

    Whenever i see “cold ones uploaded a new video 1 hour ago” in my notifications my whole day genuinely gets better, i love this channel so much, i really appreciate the high production and amount of time it takes to make these videos, its completely worth it

    • @Benjiboye
      @Benjiboye 6 місяців тому +11

      Im jus realising this looks like such a bot ass comment help

    • @wriggler5535
      @wriggler5535 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Benjiboye beep boop

    • @Benjiboye
      @Benjiboye 6 місяців тому +1

      @@wriggler5535 holy fart

  • @potatosalad5913
    @potatosalad5913 3 місяці тому +3

    it’s so wholesome the way they’re looking out for silas checking if he has his epipen😭

  • @chytruseczek
    @chytruseczek 6 місяців тому +1213

    >I like my women like I like my coffee
    >I dont like coffee, Im gay

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 6 місяців тому +19

      Just the other day I said: I like my coffee like I like my men.
      As women

    • @awsomewolfman124
      @awsomewolfman124 6 місяців тому

      @@SteampunkHorse I like my women like I like my coffee, without a penis.

    • @js8qp2pwisos
      @js8qp2pwisos 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@@SteampunkHorse what tf would woman coffee even be

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 6 місяців тому +2

      @@js8qp2pwisos iced coffee? I’m not too sure

    • @theyruinedyoutubeagain
      @theyruinedyoutubeagain 6 місяців тому +13

      Such a stupid joke and yet I laughed out loud when he said that lmao

  • @virdixxii8341
    @virdixxii8341 6 місяців тому +747

    Oompaville building a whole ass candy factory like Willy Wonka just to not be in featured in this video is diabolical

    • @EDDAHLEN
      @EDDAHLEN 6 місяців тому +57

      Yeah what the heck. I think this is the 3rd video I've seen like this where he was left out. Dudes put so much work into it.

    • @mike-mz6yz
      @mike-mz6yz 6 місяців тому +52

      @@EDDAHLEN plus its really good candy, like you only buy feastables because you like Mr. beast not because its the best chocolate out there. Ive never had sour strips as good as sour boys.

    • @ThorFich
      @ThorFich 6 місяців тому +45

      I might be because he sells out incredibly quickly, everytime he has a batch ready.
      He said so himself that it sells out within 24 hours or so

    • @rizwanmammu7596
      @rizwanmammu7596 6 місяців тому +4

      A meth head once said who even is a fan of oompaville rip twomad

    • @aceman0000099
      @aceman0000099 6 місяців тому +16

      ​@@rizwanmammu7596 ok so basically, im driving

  • @ShockingPikachu
    @ShockingPikachu 6 місяців тому +397

    Chad being legitimately responsible and concerned with the peanut products is so weird. Like hes not even taking the piss and is actually being careful.
    What in the role reversal.

    • @wolfdontcare3980
      @wolfdontcare3980 6 місяців тому

      It’s because with peanuts the air is easily contaminated and just breathing it can cause death to those allergic, any other food allergy doesn’t do this unless it’s consumed 👍

    • @FleshMelter
      @FleshMelter 6 місяців тому +1

      Yea i didn't know he cared about people lol

  • @Nick-ci8ve
    @Nick-ci8ve 3 місяці тому +7

    16:04 scratching the screen is supposed to test the hardness, not getting scratched is a good thing

  • @charliemcintosh2762
    @charliemcintosh2762 6 місяців тому +58

    For anyone who was like me wondering what the music at 13:23 was, it's Yakuza 0 OST - Substories Track (Apathy/Guitar Riff)

    • @Gibboner13
      @Gibboner13 6 місяців тому +7

      YES! I knew I recognized it but couldn't decide if it was Yakuza or Persona

    • @charliemcintosh2762
      @charliemcintosh2762 6 місяців тому +5

      @@Gibboner13 bro I literally had the exact same thought could easily be a persona track 😭

  • @georgelovell1240
    @georgelovell1240 6 місяців тому +312

    Max’s ability to eat raw egg never ceases to amaze me

    • @bagingospringo4396
      @bagingospringo4396 6 місяців тому

      Same. I'm like yep I'd have puked lol. Might as well catch that tonsil stone in his mouth lmfao

    • @ta-rex104
      @ta-rex104 6 місяців тому +81

      bro ate vomit and hair cake and you think raw egg is crossing some sort of line?

    • @JACpotatos
      @JACpotatos 6 місяців тому +39

      ​@@ta-rex104ahh, the good ole days

    • @mcqueen8737
      @mcqueen8737 6 місяців тому +3

      He draws the line at meat but raw eggs, vomit, hair and any number of mysterious inedible substances are fair game.

    • @Pekara121
      @Pekara121 6 місяців тому +1

      Raw eggs aren't even that bad man. It can have health benefits if eaten raw. Well a certain type of egg like a very small one.

  • @stewale
    @stewale 6 місяців тому +307

    33:46 They should absolutely do PC building competition between Max and Chad

    • @retroferret3424
      @retroferret3424 6 місяців тому +20

      with ltt as judge live with them

    • @lorentz7925
      @lorentz7925 6 місяців тому +8

      Max would totally just hulk smash the components tho

    • @EMEK52
      @EMEK52 6 місяців тому +7

      they are just gonna spill beer all over it man

    • @Magmatic_Agnaktor
      @Magmatic_Agnaktor 6 місяців тому +2

      @@lorentz7925 Nah he'd eat the parts

    • @joohart6911
      @joohart6911 6 місяців тому +2

      Linus on cold ones

  • @cousin_raditzz
    @cousin_raditzz Місяць тому +4

    38:55 the hair cake refference was epic.

  • @LunarPurin
    @LunarPurin 6 місяців тому +345

    On today's episode of Cold Ones, Max and Chad consume even more forever chemicals than usual

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam 6 місяців тому +399

    Gotta respect Max and Chad being hella consistent this month alone

  • @Hsuur1952
    @Hsuur1952 6 місяців тому +193

    chad just casually cooking mid vid is such gold

    • @nikitak3307
      @nikitak3307 6 місяців тому +5

      nah man chad cooks only best videas

  • @constipation4650
    @constipation4650 5 місяців тому +40

    I don't know why, but reading the Feastables fun fact made me bust laughing. Just straight to the point.

  • @kingk7832
    @kingk7832 6 місяців тому +203

    Max's throw away line of "if you can shave a cucumber you can shave a wrench" is S+ Tier

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 6 місяців тому +1

      What does that mean?

    • @Knifedog212
      @Knifedog212 6 місяців тому +16

      @@SteampunkHorseit’s from the movie dodgeball
      “If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball”

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Knifedog212 oh cool thank you!

  • @SticksAandstonesBozo
    @SticksAandstonesBozo 6 місяців тому +50

    This editor deserves an Oscar this year. Absolutely blows away every single other editor online.

  • @BlueDragon1504
    @BlueDragon1504 6 місяців тому +159

    For the coffee section, Square Mile (James Hoffmann) is also lightly roasted. Cold brew usually extracts way less than normal brews and light roasts are way harder to extract properly, so that's likely why it tasted watery.

    • @oliviersavard8676
      @oliviersavard8676 6 місяців тому +15

      yea i know hoffman by name mostly but i assume he knows what he's doing

    • @SporadicAristocrat
      @SporadicAristocrat 6 місяців тому +37

      Also the fact that Red Brick was made to be used in an espresso machine rather that used with a filter, which could've had a big impact.

    • @Repsyzz
      @Repsyzz 6 місяців тому +9

      and darcy couldn't properly grind it, and the taste should be acidic maybe that's why they don't enjoy them

    • @BlueDragon1504
      @BlueDragon1504 6 місяців тому +3

      @@Repsyzz Grind doesn't really matter for cold brew. Otherwise definitely.

    • @Repsyzz
      @Repsyzz 6 місяців тому +4

      @@BlueDragon1504 grind size always matter, more fine more surface area more extraction.

  • @michaelm42502
    @michaelm42502 Місяць тому +2

    I love how their tier chart follows a normal distribution, like they didnt skew it one way or another. Good job boys spreading the truth and not giving pity points or any of that BS.

  • @blakemunro2719
    @blakemunro2719 6 місяців тому +69

    14:08 The faint Ninja rage in the background, so good.

    • @ThePokeGod
      @ThePokeGod 6 місяців тому

      Holy shit how did I miss that

  • @welshboi2228
    @welshboi2228 6 місяців тому +588

    What will win:
    25 years of unwavering heterosexuality vs One 5 second clip of Scott running his hands through his hair while looking at the camera.

  • @calebbrown578
    @calebbrown578 6 місяців тому +265

    Chad actually being worried for Silas is smtn I thought I would never see

    • @Goodcard91
      @Goodcard91 6 місяців тому +33

      Don’t be fooled it wasn’t concern for Silas, it was concern for a workers comp claim 😂

    • @personwhohasayoutubechannel3
      @personwhohasayoutubechannel3 6 місяців тому

      honestly seemed very forced and autistic

  • @ingvehetjand2439
    @ingvehetjand2439 4 місяці тому +2

    I'm impressed by how well Darcy and production keeps up. Everything planned to a tee, and the drilling to fit the vodka was genius

  • @its_findude
    @its_findude 6 місяців тому +153

    " any youtuber below C, take it personally" bro ive got tears rolling down my face from laughing so hard

  • @George_vv
    @George_vv 6 місяців тому +265

    Those Dude Perfect stick darts are just repackaged suction cups toys that the lady who did my autism test had in her office.
    Results for the boys: inconclusive.

    • @YW2324
      @YW2324 6 місяців тому +2

      Lol 😆

  • @Loonchbox
    @Loonchbox 6 місяців тому +82

    You guys Missed Oompaville's Sour boys its literally one of the few ACTUAL youtubers candy, not some slap their name on it garbage, dude owns the company 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @TheYardninja
      @TheYardninja 6 місяців тому +9

      Aw I'm halfway through I was hoping they'd have some, as a sour candy it holds it's own but being an actual labor of love from oompa makes it much cooler

    • @DKF_oli
      @DKF_oli 6 місяців тому +5

      Yeah when I saw trahans candy I thought they would hopefully have been able to get sour boys I imagine they’re extremely hard to get especially to ship to Australia

    • @JackNormalMemes
      @JackNormalMemes 6 місяців тому +14

      They are constantly sold out as far as im aware. The videos about the factory scam were great though.

    • @coldones
      @coldones  6 місяців тому +108

      WE TRIED TO GET IT IT WAS SOLD OUT 💀

    • @benmackenzie6347
      @benmackenzie6347 6 місяців тому +1

      @@MajorNutsack womp womp

  • @-taylord2am-473
    @-taylord2am-473 5 місяців тому +32

    30:33 I almost cried laughing when yall got Mario galaxy to come over it then her scream 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ca5609
    @ca5609 6 місяців тому +95

    Was so nice to have such a long episode!!!! Thanks guys for making a rough day great by giving me tons of laughs 🎉

    • @coldones
      @coldones  6 місяців тому +88

      Our pleasure!

    • @IAmJac8794
      @IAmJac8794 6 місяців тому +2

      @@coldonesi think this is a bot

    • @napdragon2499
      @napdragon2499 6 місяців тому +3

      @@IAmJac8794 idk, they joined in 2016, so it doesn't seem like it. unless i'm missing something

    • @IAmJac8794
      @IAmJac8794 6 місяців тому +2

      @@napdragon2499 nevermind, i guess they just felt better

    • @mathienorlin2792
      @mathienorlin2792 6 місяців тому

      @@IAmJac8794 that do be how it goes sometimes ^^

  • @thursday_concerns
    @thursday_concerns 6 місяців тому +43

    Darcy always being two steps ahead of the boys never fails to make me laugh

  • @Mattmuk
    @Mattmuk 6 місяців тому +78

    Darcy being included more has been a good thing shoutout to him

  • @randomstuffbychris
    @randomstuffbychris 5 місяців тому +19

    I love the gag of constantly moving side+ down lmao

  • @DEADPEDAL
    @DEADPEDAL 6 місяців тому +256

    Cold Ones legitimately has THE best editing on UA-cam, period. Absolutely perfect execution.

    • @MrYarik04
      @MrYarik04 6 місяців тому +7

      So true! Them two have a tough energy to match, and the editors are matching it perfectly. Great execution, too. It is amazing how much work and craftsmanship goes into a video of two (usually drunk) clowns doing stupid shit to random shit for an hour

    • @scullah
      @scullah 5 місяців тому +17

      too overedited

    • @magnateze
      @magnateze 5 місяців тому +1

      I think its a bit over edited and slightly intrusive, but not enough to really detract from my enjoyment

    • @real1mem3s
      @real1mem3s 5 місяців тому +2

      I've seen UA-camrs with 5000 subs with better editing.

  • @JeffWittek
    @JeffWittek 6 місяців тому +317

    I have an Aussie girlfriend now can I come out and relapse with y’all??

  • @squanchy2454
    @squanchy2454 6 місяців тому +49

    OMG that quick "CHICKEN BUUUUURGA" from max was hilarious

  • @cappew22
    @cappew22 5 місяців тому +5

    I've only ever bought one UA-camr product and it was the LTT screwdriver, it's expensive but I didn't have any screwdriver bit sets at home and it sure does the job well, if you're going to piss some money away make sure it's a product you can actually get use out of.

  • @willswebpage
    @willswebpage 6 місяців тому +75

    “When are you going to release the Japan vlogs”
    “This is good it’s like a mild or Buffalo”
    Mf we’re never getting the Japan vlogs :(

  • @some_other_guy
    @some_other_guy 6 місяців тому +31

    Darcy is a legend. Editors are cracked. Why do I like this channel so much, well done y'all

  • @liege6828
    @liege6828 6 місяців тому +17

    Its been more than 10 years and today I found you guys were behind the most legendary How to Basic videos

  • @ScoutersRUS
    @ScoutersRUS Місяць тому +3

    Cold Ones doing Hot Ones is slightly satisfying, but terrifying at the same time.

  • @tentinquarantino876
    @tentinquarantino876 6 місяців тому +59

    29:51 When a friend says the joke, but louder type beat

  • @ArunaUtd
    @ArunaUtd 6 місяців тому +242

    As a massive Sidemen fan, I love Max shitting on them and the gradual decline of side+ throughout the video 😂

    • @gamblerofrats
      @gamblerofrats 6 місяців тому +60

      as a massive fan, I love Max shitting

    • @joshuaowen7695
      @joshuaowen7695 6 місяців тому +1

      i never bought it, has it got more low effort now?

    • @Osamabintardin
      @Osamabintardin 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@joshuaowen7695 nah its all really good quality imo its mostly behind the scenes stuff but they also do game show stuff

    • @Gibbypastrami
      @Gibbypastrami 6 місяців тому +4

      @@gamblerofratsas a fan I love shit

    • @markusstanford9248
      @markusstanford9248 6 місяців тому +18

      Shit cost the same as netflix, but it's just bts of sidemen. Kinda a scam and the main channel is so safe and boring now

  • @GLADIATORDRAVEN
    @GLADIATORDRAVEN 6 місяців тому +95

    love how side+ dropped like 4 tiers LMFAO

  • @Whatisthis195
    @Whatisthis195 3 місяці тому +12

    lol even 2 months ago people were calling out the “worlds best chocolate”

  • @djeliwright
    @djeliwright 6 місяців тому +30

    this was the greatest youtuber review ever. straight up and to the point

  • @Itchyboy_
    @Itchyboy_ 6 місяців тому +146

    You guys should order random snacks and drinks from other countries and just eat them and whatnot. Bring back some of that old wholesome content. I love the idea of you guys being the edgy good mythical morning. I will watch whatever you guys make.

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 6 місяців тому +9

      or wacky mixed drinks like that Germany 3 layered flag drink

  • @ColonelloRS
    @ColonelloRS 6 місяців тому +181

    my name a chef

    • @OfficialDialTone
      @OfficialDialTone 6 місяців тому +4

      John favroe

    • @channel519
      @channel519 6 місяців тому +7

      Get back to investigating my medieval clicking game

    • @PHILD0
      @PHILD0 6 місяців тому +2

      Chef felloff

    • @skillzguy30
      @skillzguy30 6 місяців тому +2

      What's wrong?
      Can you make me a cake?
      You don't look very happy.
      Nice hat!

    • @brandonator1337
      @brandonator1337 6 місяців тому +1

      Rest in peace Francis of the filth and edupps 😞🕊️

  • @munchinmomo
    @munchinmomo Місяць тому +3

    what i found pretty funny is the jojo siwa game when u fail says "you died!"

  • @SloppyMoisting
    @SloppyMoisting 6 місяців тому +38

    I know that they weren't able to review "Sour Boys" because that candy is always out of supply, gotta be the best UA-camr product out there. Shoutout Oompaaaa!

    • @bubbatub6820
      @bubbatub6820 6 місяців тому +1

      Amen brother 🫡

    • @mike-mz6yz
      @mike-mz6yz 6 місяців тому +2

      its not that hard to get though, the stocking is a lot better lately. Still often flavors sold out but they usually have at least one option in stock. Im telling myself they just didnt want to embarrass the other creators in comparison.

  • @JeffWittek
    @JeffWittek 6 місяців тому +46

    Ily boys!

  • @da_tho
    @da_tho 6 місяців тому +32

    52:15 the shirt is so fucking perfect for the way hes shaking his head at the sauce 🤣

  • @O_Obsidious
    @O_Obsidious 3 місяці тому +3

    "Hey Darcy, can you move sidemen plus?"
    "Yeah, where"
    "Ah, just leave it where it is"
    they're SO drunk so early in dude it's hilarious

  • @bamleith3095
    @bamleith3095 6 місяців тому +40

    seriously the editors have the best humour ever

  • @SpoodersMcGee
    @SpoodersMcGee 6 місяців тому +7

    That end of the world Ubisoft vid was one of my favorite videos Max ever made. It's nice to see him acknowledge it after all these years.

  • @iDeker
    @iDeker 6 місяців тому +6

    This is so refreshing to see real people review these products. Every other review is so biased, payed or just straight bs. Americans are mounted to think beast bars taste good and prime is a worthy investment.

  • @jaimejones1153
    @jaimejones1153 6 місяців тому +46

    23:34 Darcy's Adam's apple bobbing up and down while he yaps (plus the shorts) got me hypnotized.

  • @Kingu
    @Kingu 6 місяців тому +68

    “If you can shave a cucumber you can shave a wrench.”

    • @seb3398
      @seb3398 6 місяців тому

      If you can shave a wrench you can shave a chainsaw
      If you can shave a chainsaw you can shave a crane
      If you can shave a crane you can shave a mark III C-RAM naval artillery
      Born in Australia, made in the royal navy

  • @tovarischshashlikov
    @tovarischshashlikov 5 місяців тому +5

    Hands down has to be one of my most favorite Cold Ones video!

  • @catsock
    @catsock 6 місяців тому +33

    “what word am i trying to say?” is the REALEST SHIT IN THE WORLD. i empathize with the big guy

    • @irium_pls
      @irium_pls 6 місяців тому +10

      you mean you *emphasise* with him? :p

    • @tyleralan1470
      @tyleralan1470 6 місяців тому +1

      @@irium_pls hahaha nice