0:00 Intro 0:17 Targeted Advertising 1:03 The Best Accident 1:27 The Rubik's Cube Trap 2:29 Put It on 2x Speed 3:18 The Man in Charge of the Farts 3:44 The Fixed Rubik's Cube Trap 5:53 Among Us on the Whiteboard 6:15 Unedited Andy 7:24 The Steam Upper Decker 8:03 Mr. Satan 9:34 Next Game 9:50 I Have Been Edging 10:12 Animal Style 10:32 Timed Out in Pre-Stream Chat 10:51 Tell Her You're the Sus Guy 11:17 The Serial Killer Image 12:03 You Only Exist 12:50 My Littee Sister's Afraid of You 13:55 GTA Mod 14:22 Baby Sensory Videos 14:52 WarioWare Sensory Videos 15:15 Ban Me if You Do a Perfect Wolf Howl 15:33 Boomer Death Note 16:07 What's the Point of the Balls? 16:24 Miskif's Invite 17:03 You're Already My Father 17:21 Unedited Andy Emote 17:47 Put Birds on Screen 19:45 Response Required 20:53 Drummer Boy Look 21:11 You Only Sell Yellow Food 21:31 Sims Fire 22:03 Water + Water 22:17 Do the Whopper Stream 23:17 When the KFC is Sus 23:57 Your Voice Makes 24:05 Press 1 24:19 Oggy and the Cockroaches 25:24 Ass Buffet Stream When? 26:08 Homer Simpson 26:47 Name One Squid 27:19 Boldy Baldy 28:03 La John Cena 28:19 Stop Looking at Me in the Eyes 29:07 Rather See You in the Hospital 29:24 Jerma Bukkake 4K Webcam 29:30 Peep the Horror 30:22 Huel Farts 31:08 Ben Shapiro 31:39 You Know the Rules 31:59 Three Nipples 32:32 Fart Simulator 2013 33:07 Is This the Union? 33:53 Shut Up Redditor 34:07 Look Out the Window 34:29 $500M Off the Debt 35:06 Damn Dude 35:31 !sus 36:11 Banana Cigarette 36:38 Sims Advice 36:47 The Cutest Story 37:11 Use Crunch 37:44 Jerma, Is it True That 37:56 Contusion 38:33 Built Like a Truck 38:41 Some People Like CBT Too 39:03 Can I Drink You? 39:20 Penis is Expensive 39:36 Zock Ring 39:50 Take a Dump On 40:11 Joe Biden's New Deal 41:04 The TV Burn-In Saga 44:08 Outro
If this was real I never understand how the commentator thought anyone wouldn’t think of a little child when hearing "my little sister is scared of you". And also, why is a 24 year woman scared? I mean obviously this is entirely fabricated but under the assumption that it’s true.
Unedited Andy is hilarious on so many levels. The ridiculous over the top editing to make him look inhumanly handsome and Jerma seeming to believe that it's actually a serious stan vid gets me every time.
@@ben-zu4iq It's a riff on how sometimes in any streamer's chat, a chat member will say something completely wrong or bizzare, and the streamer will take that as actual advice or listen to it without noticing it's not actually right. Like if the streamer goes "Hey, how do I drink a potion in this game" and one guy goes "hit the power button on your computer to do it lol" and he listens, chat would go "ONE GUY" to indicate only one guy said that, and it wasn't actually right. In Jerma's chat it's turned into "This one utter freak said the most bizzare shit" and since Jerma is basically like a bug under a cup darting at the first sign of movment, he'll usually pick up on what that on random guy said and it'll derail the stream with a convoluted bit for like an hour.
That’s the first time in a long time I actually cried from laughing so hard 😂 the oggy and the cockroaches clip is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in my life
i saw the original post before jerma ended up reading it on stream, its fucking hilarious that it got that big. the person who had that dream never even watched jerma
I can't get over the Mr. Noodle clip. Like, he's going off of the idea that his little sister is a child and still goes on to cuss out the puppet after implying some kind of dark backstory between the two. It's like what? How is that appropriate? Also how did he come up with something so dark out of nowhere? The implication of a dark backstory actually makes the interaction even more creepy cause the imagination can run wild like crazy.
Dude, don't dig it. It's not the Ted Bundy stories, it's not even the FBI archives. There is no need to reveal this topic. Seriously, you'll regret it. Better forget and move on. I understand that with this message I can cause even more interest, but seriously - stop.
@@user-jh5dq9vc1v Jermy Albertson has killed my daughter for digging up his rampant use of kickback schemes and debt evasion tactics. I have nothing left to lose but my piss jug. He can't keep getting away with this.
10:32 The guy timed out in pre-stream chat retroactively became one of my favorite One Guy Moments of 2021, because of the insane payoff from this joke in the "Impostor" stream.
@@winterwolf343 the imposter stream IS the Who WIll Replace Me stream, he meant imposter not as in among us but rather the actual literal meaning of the word
At 26:52, Jerma says he's seen every episode of squid game. However, in a recent stream, Jerma denied ever seeing the show. Yet another example of his blatant lies.
apologizing in advance for the people in a year that are like "you forgot about bl**job andy" because this lovely compilation came out just before that, great job
"You're every serial killer, that's ever been combined together in an AI image." 11:56 I wonder how many have been combined together :o He seemed so sure of himself and content with how this sentence came out lol This video is great thanks for editing it all
Holy shit the Elmo clip is one of the funniest things I’ve ever listened to It gets even funnier when you can slightly hear Jermas normal voice breaking through his Elmo voice
It's amusing how slowly jerma reads the original peep the horror comment at 29:30 because he so badly doesn't want to accidentally read something monumentally fucked up
Holy shit the oggy and the cockroaches thing is so weird, my little brother was fucking obsessed with that show and it drove me nuts hearing that damn theme song everyday
Literally 3 in the morning and I'm laughing my ass off at the Jigsaw killer explaining why he's playing celebratory fanfare for the demise of deranged streamer Jerma985.
This comment is almost two years late but I just wanted to say it's really cool of you to fundraise for The Trevor Project. It's a wonderful thing to do.
@@complimentbot7015 They help prevent suicide among LGBTQ youth by offering counciling. Any support given to reduce suicide is worthy of my praise, and as of the writing of this comment the video has made over 800 dollars.
8:41 is absolutely destroying me as we speak. it made a crunch sound and i got the worst second hand pain just watching it (i don't even have a pen*s i'm just feeling empathy fear)...but IT SHOULDN'T CRUNCH.....???
God the "my sister's scared of you" going into an Elmo impersonation because Jerma didn't think an adult sibling of a fan could be afraid of him is hilarious to me
0:00 Intro
0:17 Targeted Advertising
1:03 The Best Accident
1:27 The Rubik's Cube Trap
2:29 Put It on 2x Speed
3:18 The Man in Charge of the Farts
3:44 The Fixed Rubik's Cube Trap
5:53 Among Us on the Whiteboard
6:15 Unedited Andy
7:24 The Steam Upper Decker
8:03 Mr. Satan
9:34 Next Game
9:50 I Have Been Edging
10:12 Animal Style
10:32 Timed Out in Pre-Stream Chat
10:51 Tell Her You're the Sus Guy
11:17 The Serial Killer Image
12:03 You Only Exist
12:50 My Littee Sister's Afraid of You
13:55 GTA Mod
14:22 Baby Sensory Videos
14:52 WarioWare Sensory Videos
15:15 Ban Me if You Do a Perfect Wolf Howl
15:33 Boomer Death Note
16:07 What's the Point of the Balls?
16:24 Miskif's Invite
17:03 You're Already My Father
17:21 Unedited Andy Emote
17:47 Put Birds on Screen
19:45 Response Required
20:53 Drummer Boy Look
21:11 You Only Sell Yellow Food
21:31 Sims Fire
22:03 Water + Water
22:17 Do the Whopper Stream
23:17 When the KFC is Sus
23:57 Your Voice Makes
24:05 Press 1
24:19 Oggy and the Cockroaches
25:24 Ass Buffet Stream When?
26:08 Homer Simpson
26:47 Name One Squid
27:19 Boldy Baldy
28:03 La John Cena
28:19 Stop Looking at Me in the Eyes
29:07 Rather See You in the Hospital
29:24 Jerma Bukkake 4K Webcam
29:30 Peep the Horror
30:22 Huel Farts
31:08 Ben Shapiro
31:39 You Know the Rules
31:59 Three Nipples
32:32 Fart Simulator 2013
33:07 Is This the Union?
33:53 Shut Up Redditor
34:07 Look Out the Window
34:29 $500M Off the Debt
35:06 Damn Dude
35:31 !sus
36:11 Banana Cigarette
36:38 Sims Advice
36:47 The Cutest Story
37:11 Use Crunch
37:44 Jerma, Is it True That
37:56 Contusion
38:33 Built Like a Truck
38:41 Some People Like CBT Too
39:03 Can I Drink You?
39:20 Penis is Expensive
39:36 Zock Ring
39:50 Take a Dump On
40:11 Joe Biden's New Deal
41:04 The TV Burn-In Saga
44:08 Outro
These time stamps are just blatantly wrong
Wait no they’re right why is my timer goin go backwar
@@GarySiniseOfficial You pressed/tapped the timer on the left. Press/tap it again to revert it.
You are ill. Find Christ
you forgot the bottled urine one i think
Jerma seeing a baby and saying "get this thing off the screen" is one of the funniest things he's ever said
HORRIFYING streamer DESPISES babies (wants them OFF his SCREEN)
Sorry-not-sorry
I’m not a fan of babies either
I think what’s more about that situation was that he noticed how creepy he looked just watching babies
Cyber_XIII talk of a virgin
When does that happen?
the person who said "i've been watching you for a month and you're already my father" never fails to make me crack the fuck up
Relatable
@@bulletholeinthedrywall4634 it’s really not
@@nekomancer47 you're not
@@nekomancer47 wrong
@@nekomancer47 boo get off the stage
Fuck I forgot about the “my little sister doesn’t like you”
Followed by
“She’s 24”
I still want to know, _why did he say milk??_
I like how they waited for him to do his Elmo bit before they revealed the twist
*shes 24, you psycho
If this was real I never understand how the commentator thought anyone wouldn’t think of a little child when hearing "my little sister is scared of you".
And also, why is a 24 year woman scared? I mean obviously this is entirely fabricated but under the assumption that it’s true.
@@Icetea-2000 Who wouldn't be scared of this guy? He decapitated Santa for Pete's sake!
the fucking grenade bit with saw exploding was so good
I forgot it happened until I was editing it and I was crying laughing for a good 10 minutes because of it.
the fact that he keeps calling him just *"saw"*
@@ultravires2335 please, Jigsaw was his father;
call him Saw
Time stamp?
@@mitzo4526 its around 5 minutes in, not very far into the video
Unedited Andy is hilarious on so many levels. The ridiculous over the top editing to make him look inhumanly handsome and Jerma seeming to believe that it's actually a serious stan vid gets me every time.
i already find him inhumanly handsome.... it's a problem.
They just all make him look like ~2010 Justin Bieber or Zac Efron to me
It's such a funny video
@@intheskatepark the knife in your name checks out
Was I the only one who noticed the penis shirt?
For a long time I thought there was an actual user named "OneGuy" who was a big part of the Jerma community and said really funny things
please explain to me what it actually means because i understand that it's not an actual person but im so fucking confused
I'm a very surface level jerma enjoyer
@@ben-zu4iq basically “one guy” is talking about how one person saying one small thing in chat can completely derail the entire stream
@@ben-zu4iq It's a riff on how sometimes in any streamer's chat, a chat member will say something completely wrong or bizzare, and the streamer will take that as actual advice or listen to it without noticing it's not actually right. Like if the streamer goes "Hey, how do I drink a potion in this game" and one guy goes "hit the power button on your computer to do it lol" and he listens, chat would go "ONE GUY" to indicate only one guy said that, and it wasn't actually right. In Jerma's chat it's turned into "This one utter freak said the most bizzare shit" and since Jerma is basically like a bug under a cup darting at the first sign of movment, he'll usually pick up on what that on random guy said and it'll derail the stream with a convoluted bit for like an hour.
@@soulrenvods A BUG UNDER A CUP
the oggy and the cockroaches clip was so fucking funny. the fact that he recreated it so well without even knowing it was real.
Made me loose my shit, idkw I found it so funny too.
That’s the first time in a long time I actually cried from laughing so hard 😂 the oggy and the cockroaches clip is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in my life
The genuine laugh it gave Jerma was incredible
that clip must be even better if you never have seen the show intro 😭
the peep the horror bit is the funniest shit in the entire world
i saw the original post before jerma ended up reading it on stream, its fucking hilarious that it got that big. the person who had that dream never even watched jerma
allow them to “peep the horror” is so funny 😂😂
i'm so glad he pulled up 'bird videos for cats' and immediately became infatuated with it. jerma is a most peculiar fellow
indubitably
absolute catboy
PSYCHO STREAMER easily distracted PREY ANIMALS
@Chroma!Duckie!
what are you hiding?
@@galaxychill9578 wouldn’t you like to know …
People who add chapters with titles to their compilation videos deserve a big fat kiss on the lips
When he tries to hide behind the burger I lose it it’s so funny
it's kinda cute
it's very cute and it breaks my brain. i lose the ability to think every time i see that clip.
the way it looks like it’s not part of the bit and he’s just genuinely doing it out of embarrassment is fucking hilarious
@@vizzy61 i think its called love
Hambuurger?!!
Definitely one of the videos of all time!
It certainly contained content!
I DISAGREE
This is the fucking video ever
Out all of the videos released onto UA-cam I can say with absolutely certainty that this is definitely one of the videos of all time!
@@cheese5081 Controversial
I can't get over the Mr. Noodle clip. Like, he's going off of the idea that his little sister is a child and still goes on to cuss out the puppet after implying some kind of dark backstory between the two. It's like what? How is that appropriate? Also how did he come up with something so dark out of nowhere? The implication of a dark backstory actually makes the interaction even more creepy cause the imagination can run wild like crazy.
but _why does he say milk??_
@@cassun603 you should share your milk
Dude, don't dig it. It's not the Ted Bundy stories, it's not even the FBI archives. There is no need to reveal this topic. Seriously, you'll regret it. Better forget and move on. I understand that with this message I can cause even more interest, but seriously - stop.
" implying some kind of dark backstory between the two" i think he was just insulted that elmo associated him with mr noodle
@@user-jh5dq9vc1v Jermy Albertson has killed my daughter for digging up his rampant use of kickback schemes and debt evasion tactics. I have nothing left to lose but my piss jug. He can't keep getting away with this.
11:26 was my introduction to Jerma.
...I actually fell for it.
Who wouldn’t
10:32 The guy timed out in pre-stream chat retroactively became one of my favorite One Guy Moments of 2021, because of the insane payoff from this joke in the "Impostor" stream.
Can you elaborate?
@@winterwolf343 "Jerma" ends up playing Destiny 2 PvP after the "Who Will Replace Me?" stream.
@@piguy9225 yeah but wtf is the imposter stream?
@@winterwolf343 the imposter stream IS the Who WIll Replace Me stream, he meant imposter not as in among us but rather the actual literal meaning of the word
@@DDB-sh7rc so he was acting rather sussy?
2x speed Manos might be the hardest I've laughed ever during a Jerma stream. I was pissing myself laughing
*irregular bongo beats*
In 4x speed, I damn near pissed myself
and then someone in chat said "ed edd and eddy music" and i died
At 26:52, Jerma says he's seen every episode of squid game. However, in a recent stream, Jerma denied ever seeing the show. Yet another example of his blatant lies.
CRUEL Streamer GASLIGHTS HIS FANS Into Believing He's Seen And Participated In Incredibly Popular SQUID GAMES
Lies come so easily to his forked tongue
apologizing in advance for the people in a year that are like "you forgot about bl**job andy" because this lovely compilation came out just before that, great job
...huh?
@@pillgrimm mon bazou stream one guy moment
@@pillgrimm /watch?v=yU91VIUkwJM
Unhinged one guy moment by Cheltie
40:52
Jesus christ the elmo part was actually unhinged
_why did he say milk???_
@@cassun603 Because you should share it
@@cassun603 do you not?
Still sad Unedited Andy was BANNED from the Jermawards :(
Why was it banned?
I think he genuinely doesn't like that vid lol
@@mr.skeltal8687 i think it unsettled him a little (i may be projecting a little, but the way he thanked for it at the end gave me that feeling)
@@anttihilator9458 copyright song probably actually
@@habama1077 it had copyrighted music playing, he generally found it funny
I’ll always love the “my little sister is afraid of you” clip 😭
42:40 the fact that he was playing this game both during the screen burn-in and the peep the horror clips.
wish you included more of the saw rubix cube bit. the intro where jerma says “this better not be loud” is so fucking funny
“this better not be loud”
“THREE MONTHS AGO-“
“[pause] that. fucking was so loud”
I love when he opens it back up later to like -$40k after letting it play in the bg during stream
@@jakey_ac more like -$400k
i really love how this shows that chat is 50x worse than jerma
23:10 literally the most adorable jerma
I love how this implies there are severel different Jermas
@@thomas9816 985 to be exact
@@Mike-official clone andy
@@thomas9816those are jerma's identical brothers (all named andy)
Things everyone should share:
Your Milk
Your Toys
And Your Toys
Funniest thing about the best accident was that the message actually said "I'm the best accident ☺️"
Sometimes we forget that Chat is just as deranged if not more so than Jerma himself
I can't believe I never saw the Oggy and the cockroaches moment, I just cried laughing man wtf
jerma making eye contact while eating his burger is…so personal
"You're every serial killer, that's ever been combined together in an AI image."
11:56
I wonder how many have been combined together :o
He seemed so sure of himself and content with how this sentence came out lol
This video is great thanks for editing it all
It's "every serial killer thats ever been, combined together in an AI image." The wording is fine
I love the Next Game one. That sweeping shot of the desert, as Jerma grumpily says "yeah, let me load up Yakuza." xD
Holy shit the Elmo clip is one of the funniest things I’ve ever listened to
It gets even funnier when you can slightly hear Jermas normal voice breaking through his Elmo voice
22:03 ABSOLUTE PSYCHO streamer REFUSES to alter the fabric of reality to save his ADORING fan from an aneurysm!
I listen to the “peep the horror” story at least once a week. So random and out of the blue, that it’s funny.
It's amusing how slowly jerma reads the original peep the horror comment at 29:30 because he so badly doesn't want to accidentally read something monumentally fucked up
The times 2 speed bit is so funny lol
It’s like a scuffed Benny hill chase scene
literally L4D2 horde music
“You can HOLD Q”
“Press 1?”
Literally how? How do you mess up THAT BAD?
one guy moment = one person in chat says something that derails the stream
Holy shit the oggy and the cockroaches thing is so weird, my little brother was fucking obsessed with that show and it drove me nuts hearing that damn theme song everyday
The most suggestible man of all time
As much as I loved peep the horror, Rubik’s Cube Jigsaw should have won best One Guy imho.
why when in the 28:50 jerma started edging the burger my heart rate goes up
Jerma knew what he was doing with that bite 😳
I love how one person has the power to completely derail an entire stream by making a single comment
Jigsaw rubik's cube was absolutely robbed. Fuck recency bias
Literally 3 in the morning and I'm laughing my ass off at the Jigsaw killer explaining why he's playing celebratory fanfare for the demise of deranged streamer Jerma985.
He reacts like chat walked up and told him the comment
jerma's fanbase is actually more psycho than jerma himself
The elmo bit had me dying
The fact that when they mentioned their little sister, Jerma immediately assumed they were really young
i have no money to donate but thank you for supporting the trevor project
I popped a blood vessel in my eye laughing at the 2nd jigsaw bit
Not one person has questioned why Jerma *agreed with Elmo* that you should share your milk
Holy shit what a great video!
Thanks for the edit, love to see our favorite funni-man get interrupted and completely lose it multiple times!
"When is the ass buffet stream?" got me 😂
the oggy and the cockroaches reference caught me so off guard, as someone who grew up with it
I had tears in my eyes from the oggy and the cockroaches clip, seriously some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
Jesus the eye contact whopper clip does things to me physically, emotionally, and spiritually
Made me actually flustered
why am i like this 🥰
jerma is a living soundboard
The Oggy and the Cockroaches bit almost made me pass out 😭😭😭
This truly reveals the character of “Jerma” and gives insight on what he did in Booger Hole, West Virginia.
Jerma is genuinely the only content creator that actually makes me laugh out loud
when you put jerma into a gpt-3 story bot every time he dies he goes "IM THE SUS GUY YOU CANT KILL ME"
The Oggy and the Cockroaches bit is so underrated.
One day, Jerma's going to have a nervous breakdown in public from chat making him constantly overthink his every action
I love the next game clip, it's so goddamn funny the way the camera pulls out to the desert
"Shes 24" is one of the best jerma moments of all time
This comment is almost two years late but I just wanted to say it's really cool of you to fundraise for The Trevor Project. It's a wonderful thing to do.
Why
@@complimentbot7015 They help prevent suicide among LGBTQ youth by offering counciling. Any support given to reduce suicide is worthy of my praise, and as of the writing of this comment the video has made over 800 dollars.
oggy and the cockroaches moment is top tier
Jerma clips are like a gateway drug
im literally crying at the burned tv bit i actually am still wheezing
20:53 he looks like jesse pinkman if he took a better path in life
These are all amazing but the saw exploding bit is probably my favourite. Though Unedited Andy is hilarious.
every clip is so fucking funny I'm crying
I have no idea who Jerma is. I just clicked because I saw what seemed like Joe Biden holding the (second?) Bionicle movie. I still don't understand.
Mask of light is the first bionicle movie. Unless you mean chronologically, in which case it’s the third.
Bro I've been watching him for 5 years now and I still don't understand
God, "peep the horror" might be my all time favourite Jerma clip, so good.
We needed this one.
This video desperately needs the new timestamp feature.
Good news!
@@plaguis1391 sick, thanks friend
His confusion and squirmishness towards the unedited andy video is perfect.
his elmo has a boston accent
My favorite part of the video is where he says "follow me upstairs, I-" while lighting a molotov cocktail.
Just realize he was doing the aot theme in 24:24
the elmo voice is so chilling i think im going to have a panic attack
Elmo isn’t real he can’t hurt you
2:10 is he playing slime rancher while solving a Jigsaw trap? What a strange combo.
I was so fucking crushed when I found out that the TV burn in wasn't real
"She's 24" 💀
Thank God they contained this thing
ugh i love this thank u
38:25 to whoever had testicular torsion in jerma’s chat, I’m sorry for you. That hurts so much
18:14 more confirmation that jerma is part cat, he can’t resist the birds
"name one squid" is fantastic.
"The best accident was you". Well played chat member 👏. Well played indeed.
I love how it's such an extreme insult and compliment at the same time
@@vegterble I know right. Good one guy.
this guy makes me feel all warm and giggly inside
I’m literally hysterical here. Jerma is in like perfect sync with his chat to be the funniest thing ever.
This whole video is incredible
Knowing that the burn in TV clip was fake breaks my soul
8:41 is absolutely destroying me as we speak. it made a crunch sound and i got the worst second hand pain just watching it (i don't even have a pen*s i'm just feeling empathy fear)...but IT SHOULDN'T CRUNCH.....???
Just wait till you accidentally see ball busting
as a single balled man I can confirm
@@fumeshroom8975 you have a pendelum
it'd be worse if it made a popping sound
God the "my sister's scared of you" going into an Elmo impersonation because Jerma didn't think an adult sibling of a fan could be afraid of him is hilarious to me
He's using that 22k/month rent not for apartments, but instead for his girlfriend.
Jerma slammed hith peenith in a car door