Jerma's Got Talent
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- Опубліковано 16 лют 2022
- Do these people have what it takes to be the next Jerma985? Probably not!
Originally streamed/recorded on February 1, 2022
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The fact that streamers that just sit there and watch UA-cam videos win awards while Jerma is out here literally pioneering and pushing what streaming is to the limit really says a lot about society, batman.
Yeah no calm down, there are thousands of underrated streamers that do the exact same thing
@@TheMoistButDroopyLongCrotch he is saying that he is a big streamer pushing limits when he doesn't need to. He _could_ just do what others do, but he doesn't. Of course small streamers need to push limits, they need to seem unique. But while the little guys try hard, the big guys take and do nothing. Which says alot about our society, Batman.
@@TheMoistButDroopyLongCrotch Exactly, the fact is that Jerma started as one of them. He made it big but he didn't change the quality of his content.
@@TheMoistButDroopyLongCrotch "like a fuckload"- says no names lmfao get out
@@TheMoistButDroopyLongCrotch Dont think i've seen any other streamer host a robot controlled carnival. Or a geology stream, or a fucking DOLLHOUSE. He is as unique as it gets.
Egomaniac streamer goes to insane lengths to show how unique and irreplaceable he is.
One of the best content creators on both UA-cam and Twitch I've ever seen
The exact opposite of jschlatt
.... accidentally proves he's replaceable many times over
SirMatthew I don’t quite understand. How? Kindly, of course, but how?
@@SirMatthew go back to twitter
I feel bad for the poor dude that's gonna inherit the debt.
That’s what I was thinking, Jerma was trying to push off his debt to someone else.
He’s probably trying to frame someone for all the murders
jerma pulling a willy wonka
@@RESIST_THE_GREAT_REPLACEMENT ugly
I love that his fake stage streamer setup is better looking than his real one
missing the reddit shelf
The best part is with the stream after this in the hotel room the lighting and setup was also better
The ring light was a dead give away
looks more psychopathic, though.
angela andaconda pfp
He has talents, alright. Promising young talents he lured to his studio and trapped in his dungeon. He's probably got like forty of 'em in there right now.
"Now THAT'S show business!"
yeah, forty rotting corpses, that psycho went ham on all of them.
@@SevenHunnid jerma does too
@@SevenHunnid have you tried crack
Bugleberry needs test subjects.
Being forced in a dance off and fistfight after winning an impersonation contest has some serious Yakuza 0 substory energy
This is one of the most unhinged comments I have ever read taken out of context
*substory end noise*
#16 just flawlessly killed Gundyr on mouse and keyboard... He COULDN'T have been the next Jerma
Yeah this guy is a pro! Best of the best. I need a cowboy streamer
that was apparently octopimp too. dude's unrecognizable in that huge beard
@@ChimenyDust I mean if you're into vtubers there's a guy called Sherrif Dance on twitch who's pretty good
#16 is @octopimp on twitch if you guys are curious. Really talent voice actor who finally got his break with Guilty Gear: Strive
Implying that doing that's even hard.
Glad to see Jerma is keeping so many theater majors employed
Technically they are hobos. Not really that different.
My favorite part is how most of the people that were eliminated were eliminated not because they were bad, but they were either too good or had a brighter future ahead of them than being a streamer.
Im so sad for number 15, not just because he was robbed, but because that Peter O'Toole impression was absolutely fucking perfect but we're all zoomers so the reference was dated
1:58:58
he was the best
He was my favorite, and he was absolutely robbed
not only were all these talented gentlemen on board with the joke, but they really did give it all. I think my favorite thing about this stream was not only all of the staged moments and moments of awkward humor, but actually suspending my disbelief and rooting for these guys based on their own merits. that's something that should be celebrated.
Number 15 was the biggest thespian of all of them. He was clearly an actor's actor going full method with this weirdo Jerma character. If anything his only flaw may have been actually being TOO WEIRD to be Jerma
58:24 Jerma's composure break at "cat dog"
ludwig enthusiastically clapping at the performance LMAO
#4 was robbed
fucking best moment in the stream
2:16:43 Ludwig kicking off a contestant because he has a family and future ahead of him, unlike like Jerma who's "36 with no future, no kids and is a loser"
"you just saved his life" hahaha
11:00: "number 4 is a weird fucking guy."
12:53: "he was perfect."
Meow
@@mr.skeltal8687 Ruff
@@morg6977 moo
@@hughmungus4668 neigh
Quack
42:24 The high production title screen fading into Jerma fumbling his first line and losing it will never not be funny
2:43:06 Click here to witness the best Jerma walk the world has ever seen
you were not kidding
Dude no human should be able to walk like that
Perfectly synced to the music too. Might have to retire the Jerma walk after this
Immaculate.
this product is 99% pure
They couldn’t have done it without Dr. Smoixan
im new to the Jerma Scene and i have seen this man on and off and im like. Who is this. did they pay some random person? is this a relative? who is this??? its a mystery. so intriguing
@@moosekababs He's none other than the best doctor and polygraph operator on the face of the earth
He's the key to all of this
@@lokuendog Hopefully we can get him working
@Ren one of Jerma's first uh "second level" streams was him doing a lie detector test, which was administered by our beloved doctor (who is an actor but that's irrelevant). Chat became enamoured with him, especially when the question of "Does Jerma eat ass?" came up.
Goes on to stream well into his 70s. He'll just slowly morph into grandpa and then finally die after raising a clone of himself like Boba Fett
I just think one day another Jerma will take his place without any context or information about him replacing the one we have now and we just have to live with it.
@@popo0129 jerma is no longer just a person hes an idea passed down through generations he will always be there when he's needed the most
@@dankmoon949It’s like the ship of Theseus
I’ll be a sobbing wreck when Jerma actually retires, man. For 10 years, he’s given me nothing but laughs, and he’s helped me through very bad times.
Great guy, great entertainer, and he deserves nothing but the best in life.
i want him to be my dad so i can make him proud. jerma is such a good soul.
I remember finding his old channel a few years back and finding out there aren't anymore uploads on it. I thought I missed out on something funny and great but then I found out about this channel and I have been watching ever since.
When i heard during his Powerwash Simulator that he was a huge fan of Jim Carrey and he based his comedy off of how much he enjoyed his stand-up, I couldn't have appreciated him more. One of the highlights of my pre-teens to teens were finding out about Jim and Ace Ventura and his stand-up.
You'll hopefully be older and have friends and a family soon, so you aren't pathetic and relying on UA-cam to make you happy.
@@TheMoistButDroopyLongCrotch Hopefully. I’ll still be a bit sad, though, either way.
Number 13's death scream has gotta be a nominee for best/worst noise 2:47:49
it has to be jerma making the noise tho :/
@@campbell1232 No, number 13 lies on the floor dying, obviously
that number 13 was such a loser, real jerma ftw.
@@dewolen i know, thats why it cant be *Jerma's* worst noise 2022
@@campbell1232 pff, you seriously believed that imposter?
30:42 the way he just *breaks character* with that *DAD JOKE*
1:55:08 absolute favourite part was this emotional buildup to Dr. Shmoixen's question
What was the question I can't quite hear it?
@@rohanbumbra1869 I think the full question is just:
"Do you have a bone spur, on the left-interior of your right mandible?"
What is that a reference to?:)
How arent more people talking about that moment, I was dying of laughter for 3 minutes straigt
"Can I get a looga'me?" Followed by the contestant just staring at him in confusion never failed to make me laugh, lol
Legitimate contender for the best Jerma stream of all time
Still dont think it's better than "cat dissection totally for educational purposes" stream back in 2015
@@yashowardhansingh2136 don't remind me
I want American psycho jerma stream
@@yashowardhansingh2136 link?
@yashowardhan singh the fun part is not knowing if this is real or one of the many tricks and traps designed by jerma fans
2:36:03, the most perfect fucking christopher walken impression i have ever heard
I like how multiple candidates are older than Jerma is.
How could they not tell that the imposter wasn't even tall enough to be the real Jerma?! Maybe if he had shoes on, sure, but this was just ridiculous.
He was HALF as tall as the real jerma. How were they confused?
This would be even more perfect if they can manage to somehow recreate "CLIP IT QUICK!" incident a while back with all the Jermalgangers.
That incident will forever be remembered within our hearts.
"A stream where you pretend to fight yourself"
He's ACTUALLY already done that
it’s almost like .... that was the joke
Dr. Shmoixen has never had a bad stream, maybe he should be the next-gen Jerma.
No, he was the previous jerma
@@upodo100 holy shit jerma 001
@@sheeshoreJerma Zero
1:58:47
I am in tears
'15' was robbed.
He was too much like James bond
He's finally got enough money to pay for a doppelgänger after his many escapes from the police, great job 👍
We are reminded daily that this murderous psychopath is still roaming freely in society. Rest in peace, Chris Cringles, decapitated in a violent baseball bat attack.
1:43:11 is genuinely the best animal crossing impression i’ve ever heard. flawless and seamless
it actually sounds more like gruntilda 😭
1:00:10 that's got to be the most poignant, brilliantly executed foreshadowing done on any piece of media
I still absolutely cannot get over ster's face at 2:41:37 it's so hilarious and I only caught it on my second viewing
It’s him. The Pog Champ
I didn’t see this coming at all, I was making the same face.
Especially after his dead stare for most of the show lmao
This felt like it was directed by David Lynch
This is directed by the mental establishment but it's actually a documentary
43:03 “camera’s over there honey” IM CRYINGGGG
2:43:06 I’ve just gotten into Jerma streams but I can already tell that is the finest and more pure Jerma walk I ever will witness
It's truly the peak of what I've seen as well, can confirm
I was hoping that, with access to all the original footage, we might have finally seen #8's full uncut dance.
I guess it was just too hot for UA-cam and needed to be censored
i think they have it on jerma stream archive
i was pulling for my boy 13 since the “look at me” gag, I AM THRILLED
Same, he was hilarious
Number 13 was the only one who nailed every single round. He brought a lot of the subtle awkwardness of the Jerma mannerisms
#10's talent was fucking _phenomenal._ I was laughing for like 5 minutes straight with Jerma saying "what the fuck are you doing". 1:32:47
His response to the scenario was also amazing
This was the funniest thing ive seen in a while, dr smoixen’s interjections was extremely funny i cant stop laughing
The fact that at 1:40:21 he instantly knew that guy was an ex Mormon kills me.
1:55:25 Dr. Shmoixen's break may be one of the funniest things on the stream
Justice for number 16, we deserve Texas cowboy jerma
he beat gundyr so he's obviously better than jerma
@@atlasrules87 He was too good at videogames.
World wasn't ready for him yet.
(that's octopimp ftr if anyone's curious)
I lost it at 13's story about russians and tetris.
1:14:06 it’s fucking hilarious that ster went “that’s wrong”. ster is jermas #1 fan.
41:50 #4 is literally doing the SUS Face
I must be insane but number 4s performance was the funniest thing in the entire stream to me.
No I think so too lol. He was the perfect Jerma
He showed us all he had the skill to do it in the talent portion of the competition
It's at 58:00
53:09 #2 actually sounds really good with the guitar
That’s what I’m saying, I loved his little song
2:48:09 hitting that yoinky sploinky
Brought a tear to my eye
Someone needs to replace Jerma while he's out on maternity leave.
He's SO PREGGERS
"A year on twitch, he'd be hitting the pipe." Ster 1:42:39
The guy that beat the boss in Dark Souls was great
That was octopimp go check him out he is a great guy
@@kanrey5978 Octopimp? The Pot player, EN va for Strive Axl, and player on ster's Myriad?
This stream was freaking incredible. One of the funniest he's ever done. The original stream was perfect I think it's a crime to cut it down
He did have a long ass brb...
@@thecristalium4448 you are right tbf. Other than the BRBs the the stream was so well composed, paced and executed. The team behind it did a fantastic job
@@flyingfrogofdeath9616 i did the mafs and they cut out like 30 minutes of 'content' although i do wonder what they would cut out, it was perfect :o
All of these people were actually so incredibly funny, this stream is honestly his best so far
Number 4 is EXTREMELY underrated in my opinion. He has the looks and captured the mannerisms and cadence perfectly. He should’ve at least made it to the final round.
57:32
Nah
"Is Jermatitus eating ass" is such a powerful line
this kinda stuff makes me think jerma might really be one of the greatest comedic minds of our generation
I still love that the first guy gets shot from an enemy that should be de-aggroed. Its EXACTLY something that would happen to jerma.
Except jerma would be ZOOTED out of his mind and crack up over it for 3 mintues.
Fucked up that Jerma held this entire contest to decide the next person to force his soul into after his current body breaks down
After thoroughly examining all the potential Jermas, we’ve come to a conclusion: no one can replace Jerma. He’s a rare gem
He's a foil grotto beast
Yeah, it was so easy to tell who the imposter was, glad they shot that weirdo
This reminds me of the time Ster hid behind Jerma's curtain, ambushed him, and then said "I'm you now."
finally this PSYCHO is DEAD and we are free to roam outside after 8pm without fearing for our LIVES
You must've been confused since they look alike: They killed new jerma, the real one still lives.
God finally gifted me a Shpee meme again...
Damn the 2ndjerma managers really thought that releasing this at 3am was ideal
We Eatin Good In England
Should've been a European viewer then :)
Midday hrs
Swedegang let's go
6am here on the east coast!
His alter egos were so powerful they forced their way into this reality.
Just like the battlefield meta on twitch, Jerma makes new metas on youtube by posting at 3 am
13:39 Thats some great foreshadowing from number 5
1:12:45 rats
1:00:07 I didn't even notice the foreshadowing here til I started rewatching bits of it, nor the tail on #3 in the first interview
This is the 985th time have had this competition and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.
Number 15 impressions were priceless.
the fucking tetris story is so good is that guy a comedian
well he fucking won well deserved
Appreciate Lewdwig for making sure everyone's Xs were reset every time
52:35 this is like a Sterma "The Office" moment, JermaJim is staring at SterPam lovingly and sadly out of the corner of his eye while the funnee song plays. Its so cinematic look at the blur and the timing its perfect
the office is unfunny
the fact no highlight video of this stream is shorter than 2 hours proves that this is the best jerma stream evermade
This stream was an important historical event
This is seriously one of the funniest streams I've ever seen, if this is what we can keep expecting from Jerma until he retires in 5 years at the ripe old age of 61 then that's great
*78
@@King-in-Yellow 125*
not even gonna lie 51:54 dude's song was a banger, guy has a great voice
Number 13 is definitely my favorite. The Tetris bit was great
You can see the moment #4 broke the controller support for dark souls, it was when house flipper relaunched. It's really Jerma's fault though for trying to run 3 games at the same time like a god damn maniac
Thank god he didnt retire. I cant imagine my live without real Jerma
Jerma isn’t real
1:40:43 Don't know how Lud guessed it? Was Lud a mormon in his past life too? At least the dude has a good sense of humor about it
QTCinderella, his girlfriend, is ex Mormon and has a Mormon family
"I'm 37. I'm 45 years older than you." - Jerma
Every time that doctor opens his mouth I know im going to laugh
If you told me 9 years ago that Jerma would someday stream a talent show on who can become the next him with Star_ and it ends with Ster shooting Jerma...
And the fact that Ster actually just straight up kisses Jerma DIRECTLY on his mouth. It was the mouth on his shoulder but still. It was a DIRECT kiss. Very homoerotic.
42:03 So let's go ahead and start
Episode 1
Season 1
Episode 1
Final Pilot 1
End of the Series 1
Final Episode 1
of Who Will Rep- WHO WILL REPLACE ME?
On Jeherma 985!
i love how there's no difference watching this in 1080p and 360p
“You don’t know what Tetris is”?
“No”
😂
making strangers play dark souls on keyboard and mouse is a real psycho move
I absolutely love the almost-but-not-quite synchronized dance at the end, and #13’s Jerma Walk and flashy suit were amazing. But nothing can beat the Real Jerma’s dance moves, dude was shmoovin and I’m so sad we didn’t get to see all of it.
I wonder if any of these actors knew anything about Jerma before he hired them.
I would really like a post show interview with the actors :D for their opinion on the show
I love how they cut all of the part of the stream where Jerma asked chat how to pull out the sword for a solid 10 minutes
2:38:55 WEEZER
NOOO
INCALCULABLY egotistical streamer HALLUCINATES talent show about HIMSELF
This is one of the stupidest and most entertaining things I've watched in a long time, absolutely stellar stream
17:50 CONNORRRR!!!!!!!!!
connor
connor the
epic gamer
wow
4 hours for an among us joke
Why did I just notice that number 3 had a tail lol. He was underappreciated
More like underdeveloped. In his sick furry brain
2:43:05 saving this for when i need to learn the yoinky sploinky