A lady at the bus stop once asked me the same question. You should have seen her face when I asked: "Which one?" I don't think she had ever considered that there're more than the one she believes in. It was a very short conversation.
@@BrokenJoeGaming about 7 months ago i’ve been questioning my religion for about 3 years but I always put it behind me because my family always talked about how it was the devil whispering and I didn’t want to “give in”. I guess I was just scared since I was a child ( still am i’m 13) but I finally decided to research into it and make a decision.
Yeah, you can, pretend and give in to it, I know it's tempting, be good and worship god = heaven, bad and godless = hell. Simple man what else you want, get a religion man
I was thinking of starting a regular series with God and Jeffery, complete with connected episodes and seasons. What do you think of this idea, and what is your opinion on the direction it should take?
Cool idea. Start out with an origin story, where did god come from, the creation of the angels, how Jeffery became god's keeper. Then do the basic sitcom thing where god fucks up and Jeffery has to make things right. You know, like you've been doing, but expanded.
@@coopergates9680 I didn’t fit the mold and it took a huge toll on me as kid. Made it easier to escape though. It was quite the relief to find out it was all founded on lies.
Anthony Rizzo he is saying that if YOU get presents from your parents YOU love them. What i say is you dont love god because he doesnt want you to sin. So go sin. Theres your reward. Or present. Lets be real. Most people wont wait till they die for a present so jesus and santa is kinda like comparing delayed gratification with wheres my present now momma waawaaawaaaaa!
You only get your own planet if you are a married man. Women have to be married and will tag along with the other sister-wives of her husband to share the planet with all of them.
“I’m sorry but Hitlers gotta burn” best thing I’ve ever heard from a southern baptist. Also the Pentecostalist is my mood. The entire time he’s just so insane. 😂 😂 😆 😝
I know this is old but I was raised Pentecostal. He was "speaking in tongues". Pentecostals think that for some people God will create a special language that only he and a few others can understand. Supposedly it's so Satan can't understand it. While I'm on this topic, this isn't biblically supported. The verses usually used to support were about God giving people the ability to speak other languages so they could preach to people in their native language.
@@c.f.a4531 I was raised Pentecostal as well. My Preacher always said it was the "language of Heaven" like he didnt just utter random nonsense. He said there were tons of Biblical passages about speaking in tongues, but could never support it. That's something a lot of preachers do, say things then cant back them up at all.
Raised pentecostal as well. I immediately thought he was trying to throw some lies in the animation to make it funnier but then I remembered seeing this nonsense with my own eyes 😆🤣
Wait... Mormons believe they get an entire _planet_ when they die As in, an entire planet for each individual person? Do they at least get spaceships to go visit the other people's planets? Because it'd get pretty lonely after a while
I highly doubt it that it'll ever happen Hell why do we even need them if we're dead ? Also is it actually a planet named after us ourselves instead ? Do we even become gods ourselves or just tyrant monarchs ? So why have planets of our own when we could have a proper and long awaited relationship with this god like asking questions or finding out the truth ?
I am so grateful for atheist you tubers. Genetically modified skeptic started me being skeptical and the. Rationality rules and cosmic skeptic and now this channel
I started turning atheist from cosmic skeptic. Him and genetically modified skeptic are really nice at giving basic advice on reasoning. I ve been an atheist for 1 year now (I m 19 currently) and I remember how I had demonized channels like this one, because they try to get their point across in a more raw and sarcastic way. I specifically remember hating this channel while having watched only a few minutes of one random video. My theistic ears didn't want to listen. It's kinda funny to look back.
What if God just told everybody different things, then just sat back and enjoyed everyone tearing each other apart? If he’s real, then to him we’re most likely some tiny creatures who tear each other apart at the slightest provocation. That would certainly explain a lot of things
DarkMatter2525 I lost my shit when that dude started speaking in tongues. I can still do that shit and actually allowed that nonsense into my life for 20 years. Thank goodness I'm out of that crazy mess, thanks to guys like you and videos like these. ;)
I remember some years ago, i was in a heavy prayer section in a church and everyone started shekerebobo shakrakutupalukuma sheyo makata..(speaking in tongue) and then then pastor noticed i wasnt speaking in tongue and he came to me and said let the spirit take control of you and i was like what spirit, then he said let it flow. speak in tongue and i said i dont know how to and he said just say whatever comes to your mind and let it flow, God understands it! thats when i knew ITS PURE BULLSHIT!!! I kinda see religion and anccient political parties, fooling people, Judging people, controlling people and making money all in the name of God created by human to scare people and gain control and power over people and make us feel safe and have empty hopes during times of trouble!!!
This has been one of the biggest questions I couldn't get around with religion. Why are there so many of them, all claiming to be the ABSOLUTE TRUTH? Regardless of the actual truth, someone's gonna be disappointed.
The number of religions are even more than you're aware of, every person is different and each person describes his or her own God differently but it doesn't mean there's too many Gods, it just means that there are too many people The truth of the God is not a secret yet some people are made blind.
@@spacegirl7290 God most definitely is a "secret". He doesn't reveal himself to any sane person and everyone who claims to have communed with him in any more ambiguous way (like a spiritual experience) seems to have a completely different idea of what he is and wants. He's either hiding, isn't there at all, or is deliberately playing some weird prank on humanity.
"If God's message is to us was so dire, so vitally important, then why wouldn't he give it to us in such a clear and precise way, so that we would all be in agreement. As evident as a simple math problem in which there is universal agreement, rather than trusting his precious message to be spread by fallible, corruptible human beings. Why would the Almighty God allow the continuation of such widespread falsehoods in his name which would be effortless for him to correct, or ever need to correct in the first place, because a perfect being would have gotten it right from the very beginning." ~DarkMatter2525
The problem is not with the messenger. The problem is that people believe what they want to believe, and they disbelieve what they don't want to believe. And they believe some parts of something, but disregard other parts, to serve their own will. This is not a reflection on God, who gives us the will to choose, it's a reflection on people and the choices that we make.
Carbon Based Lifeforms The outright assertion of God, which you did, is pomposity... The rejection or unbelief of God is a more rational standpoint than a belief in God. Face it, There is NO evidence of God, just like there is no evidence of dragons, tooth fairies, Santa Claus, etc. Now, when you make a positive claim, you need to have positive evidence to prove it. And when you make extraordinary claims, you need extraordinary evidence! Experiencing God is not good enough... That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence. You don't KNOW whether is a God or not, you BELIEVE that there is one. Believing isn't knowing. Knowledge is demonstrable and measurable! If you cannot show it, you do NOT know it. You have FAITH that God exists. Faith is "an assumption that is asserted without justification and is unwarranted. And it is assumed without reason and defended against all reason. It is the definition of UNREASONABLE!" "Faith is often a matter of pretending to know what you know you really don't know, and that no one even can know, and which you merely believe" The multiverse, which is a hypothesis, not a theory, has nothing at all to do with Atheism. "Arrogance is the enemy of learning." Nothing is more arrogant that claiming that your religious books have all the answers, and sanding by that even when those books have been almost completely debunked. Nothing is more arrogant than to believe that man is made in God's image, that God has taken a special interest in us. I could go on but I'm tired. Have a good day
Yeah, I was listening to the video and I was understanding what they were speaking, but when the pentecostal started talking I thought that I would have lost all of my abilities to understand English and would have to come back to the English language course..hahahahaha
Rejection of false gods is not a rejection of God. "Now the LORD had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father's house, unto a land that I will shew thee" (Genesis 12:1) Peace be with you.
actually he is teaching 0 = 1 , this universe came out of nothing, and nothing means absence of everything. just think about it. if there were many gods other than THE ONE TRUE GOD WHO IS ABSOLUTE ALL IN HIS POWERS, ETERNAL EVER LIVING, INDEPENDENT AND EVERYTHING DEPENDENT UPON HIM you'll find chaos and corruption in the universe. to find TRUE GOD you've to find his TRUE BOOK which is QUR'AN. QUR'AN confirms the previous revelations and tells that those scriptures were changed by humans but QUR'AN is final message for all humankind so this revelation preservation responsibility ALLAH takes upon HIMSELF and SAYS IN THE QUR'AN IN CHAPTER 4 VERSE 84 " DO THEY NOT THEN CONSIDER THE QUR'AN CAREFULLY? HAD IT BEEN FROM OTHER THAN THE ONE TRUE GOD, THEY WOULD SURELY HAVE FOUND THEREIN MUCH CONTRADICTIONS." like i said THE ONE & ONLY TRUE GOD is ABSOLUTE AND PERFECT so HIS WORD WILL ALSO BE PERFECT WITHOUT ANY CONTRADICTION. READ QUR'AN PLEASE.
We're fully ignorant of absolutely everything ... from language to numbers to plants and animals. We're ignorant until someone teaches us. We're not born atheist, we're not born believers ... we're simply ignorant until taught
@@nikkikiki1624 but he don't need words and books and specific languages. He can use dreams and mirracles and he can speak to people through their conscience too. And because he loves us, he send his son Jesus to teach us through his actions.
@@timotej9752 yes, exactly, he can, but he doesn't send us all Jesus. If everything in this life is a test then so is religion, and uniting in spite of being of different religions and ideologies I think is a hard and noble act
***** ludo thorn GioPizzi e non so chi mi scordo... ci lavoriamo? E' il gran maestro della loggia Youtubbiana che ve lo comanda! tranquillo bello mio, so che accetteranno tutti XD
I think this is your best video. Yes, I do know God. He saved me when I was six years old, he made me feel guilty for my sins (my parents did actually) and then I got baptized when I was 11 because again, God was calling me to do it (it was actually my church)... And LOL at the Mormon.
@AzrielJale Labeling people degenerates isn't going to help them think rationally about religion, it will more likely have the opposite effect of negatively impacting their disposition towards you or even towards atheism as a whole. If you want progress, start with the facts rather than trying to unfoundedly criticize human beings who have been indoctrinated by society. I was once subscribed to the catholic religion. I didn't come to the conclusion that religion is wholly man-made by listening to insufferable nïave atheists blather on with personal attacks on my character. I came to that conclusion by educating myself, and in doing so, freeing myself from my dogmatic worldview.
@AzrielJale r/iamverysmart Sure I'm not saying you don't have that IQ but I'm just saying that a lot of religious people aren't dumb they were just brainwashed since birth to be live things by there family friends and even people they didn't know, when your a kid you have a much weaker mind so it's easier to brain wash them that doesn't make them dumb if you were just born all the way up to let's say 10 and you attended church every Sunday and were taught to be live certain things well most likely you would belive them. Maybe you weren't brainwadhed to belive these things and that's why you don't belive in it know, I myself am not religious but that's not because I'm smart it's because I wasn't brainwashed since birth.
@AzrielJale I completely agree with you but I'm just saying that mabye they don't question it because they have been trained to believe they are right. But other then that I get your point. Even if you have an average IQ you should still question these things, thank you for clearing it up!
Hey man I just wanted to say thank you, I was raised a catholic and I've been questioning my faith for a while now and then I found your account and you really helped me to understand. and now I'm an Atheist and I'm happy about it. I don't know if there is a God if there is one I don't believe in em and frankly I don't really care but I do believe in you and your channel so thank you and have a good life man you've definitely done more than enough for others to deserve one.
Delivering messages in a very humorous, easy to understand way while keeping entertaining factor at immense heights. Your videos need to be streamed on television and shown in schools.
Just because there are lies about God doesn't mean there isn't truth about Him...that is if you believe God exists, He shows Himself in that we live in designed bodies souls and spirits in a designed universe...the truth about God can be found, but you must first believe He exists...God is Jesus, Yaweh, the alpha and omega, I Am...the bible is His book...many visit heaven frequently, and many meet Jesus after their temporary deaths, those who've been to heaven will tell you that the bible is indeed true and from God
+Ebony Atheist what does demonstrate mean? I'm talking about God the Father on His throne in heaven, which is far away from here, perhaps in another dimension...also Jesus Gods Son who rose again from death in a glorified body and who appears to whom He chooses, I'm one He has appeared to...and the Spirit is among you, I see Him daily...if you believe that were designed beings, there is a Designer...testimonies of ndes and visits to heaven in the spirit are fairly common amongst Gods church...I'm just saying there is truth about God, and that He does exist based on the evidences I just said...how else should He show Himself?
+Ebony Atheist there's a lot more evidence but I don't want to clog the comments section, I just want to know why you don't believe in Him....and if possible lead you to Him, not for my sake, for yours and His sake...because those who don't know Him won't be with Him after death, in other words they'll go to hell
This is my personal favorite video made by you DarkMatter. It is pretty eye opening at times yet still has plenty of good comedy. Let me tell you DarkMatter, you have changed my life. I used to be lost and confused about what I identified with. I was baptized and confirmed as a Catholic, but I have always felt a bit different on what they taught. Some stuff lines up, but some stuff was always a little off, but your videos have really opened my mind. I know consider myself a very open minded agnostic/humanist. With some Christian ideas and beliefs in their, only the ones that really line up with my morals though. So thank you, have really helped me through the past year or 2. I have actually been subscribed on 1 of my accounts since you were at like 300k, at least. Big fan of your work and support everything you do. Can't wait for that book on Power Corrupts to come out, I will definitely get a copy.
After the atheist explains what a real god would do at 4:16--there is a pause and the believers start yapping again at 4:20 as if the atheist said nothing at all is so, so typical. The believers invariably ignore what a non believer says about any form of religion.
Maka Law No, theist are ignored because they have nothing to say, all that could be said have been said, which in the end amounted to nothing. All that's being said now are constant repeats of old lies and dead arguments. All that can be done in response is to put a death ear to it and wait for them to come up with something new or catch up with reality.
Maka Law The burden of proof is on religion. Not non believers. If you believe something it’s your job to prove it. If you can’t prove it, chances are it doesn’t exist.
Maka Law Provide sources and articles. Videos and quotes. Don’t just say cosmetology and ontology without taking out specific bits that support your argument.
Evolve Axsym -- this rears the business of needing to quieten ones mind. So extraneous mental noise is not telling you anything muchless anything you would not want to agree with.
Milton Cookies cause this issue is directly addressed several times in the Bible and maybe even in other religious books. Basically it was all based on God but then sin and stuff screwed up the truth long story short
@@yeehaw2891 The Bible has failsafes built into it that drill into believers the idea that if someone shows you unequivocably that the Bible is wrong, then they must be cheating and don't count. After all, how could you know that the part that claims the Bible was based on God isn't one of the parts of the truth that got screwed up?
+Galaxxii OMG! ME TOO!! it felt like an inspiring conclusion to a video that would serve as a wake-up call for every human being, to make them realize what is really happening and what actually matters...and then shit happened. what a downer. but that was still funny though.
@Ms. Potato This channel is protected, you can't send a link here, because of "Ghost Banning" effect, you need another account to ensure it was really posted. I can't send logical scientific questions here..
The human thing you did here was one of the most powerful things I’ve seen in quite some time. Focusing on what unites us rather than what divides us is the greatest opportunity for a better world.
Exactly. There may as well be God out there, but the thing is, we don't really know. No one really saw him, no one really went to heaven or hell and came back, people just believe these things to exist... so, while we are still uncertain, we should focus on something that we DO know exists... which is this time-limited life we're living. Surely, if you live your life to the fullest, and commit to be a genuinely good person, care for others, not be selfish, and strive to make the world a better place for all living beings in it.... whether you were a theist or not, if God truly is just and loves us, and is understanding, he would overlook your lack of belief, as you spent your life trying to make his creation a better place for everyone. I mean, if I were God, I truly wouldn't care if someone didn't believe in me, but strove to make the world I've built a better place. In fact, I would favor them tenfold over those who did believe in me, but were corrupted and committed atrocities. In fact their belief would be an insult to me, that they'd accept me, yet do such horrid things regardless, thinking their faith will serve as a shield on my judgement day.
Great video. The ending where they all start talking/fighting again is depressingly pretty accurate. There was actually a recent study about how about 50% of Jewish Americans have doubts about a gods existence compared to 10-15% with most other major religions. There seems to be a big rise in Jewish Atheism (culturally identifying as Jewish but not believing in a god or any of the fairytales). Just thought that was interesting.
Well yeah, I was Jewish and got a bartmitsvah and am still an atheist, cause well yeah, the idea seems stupid to me, I did the bartmitsvah just to please relatives. My mom was okay with it though.
***** They might send him off to a mysterious prison and just feed him mystery meat. Maybe he should watch Darkmatter videos with his mom and discuss them?
Atheism makes me really scared of death and going to the nothing-ness. But I guess thats the whole point of the fantasy of religion, to ease that transition when we do go, or have lost family and friends. We like to please ourselves by hoping they went to a place, instead of the void that is nothing.
What helps me in thinking about death is realizing that death itself is not what we fear - but dying itself. When we are dead, we will have no consciousness and feel no pain - no different from being in a deep sleep without dreams. The process of dying should, for most people, be brief - and while painful, it at least is mercifully temporary. What I am afraid of is not accomplishing anything in my life before I die.
What helped me long ago was the thought of not being here billions of years before I was born. I mean you haven't always been alive lol. I seemed to do just fine before my birth. I figure it will be the same after I die.
I don't fear death, I know death very well, I spent trillions of years dead before I was born and it was peaceful. I would actually hate it if there was an afterlife, image how boring it would get. Oh yeah eternal paradise, first 100 years are great, next 1000 start to get at you, but after 1000000000000 years, I'm pretty sure I'd go insane.
Lol, great video! I'm an atheist, and the only person besides the atheist I liked was the Hindu. The Abrahamic religions of Christianity, Judaism, and Islam are so different than the Indian (Dharmic) religions of Hinduism/Buddhism/Jainism. At least Hinduism and other Indian religions are rooted in your own path to spirituality, a philosophical view on life, and doesn't force itself on other people. Like the video suggested, when you think of a Hindu, one usually thinks of a yogi doing yoga or meditation. As an atheist, I practice a lot of the Hindu tradition like Yoga and meditation. Many here in the west have even adopted those Hindu tradition and culture of yoga and meditation. Even New-Age thinking is deeply rooted in the these philosophical systems. I have a few Hindu friends and they know of my atheism. They do not question me about it at all. They accept it completely as if it no big deal at all. In Hinduism, atheism is not a big deal and actually seen as one of the paths to your own personal enlightenment and spirituality. I have learnt a great deal about yoga (the real yoga that is still practiced in India, not the watered down and commercialized yoga that the west has adopted) and meditation from them. As an atheist, I don't believe in any religion but if I had to live in a world of any religion, it would have to be of the Indian religions of Hinduism/Buddhism/Jainism. At least the main principles of their doctrines are ahimsa (non-violence) and karma, a complicated system of action and reaction (can be interpreted as the "golden rule" of doing treated others how you would like to be treated). Abrahamic religions are too concerned about the after-life and dogmatic in nature. Sam Harris, one of the most famous atheists, himself says if there were certain philosophies to adopt from religions and into your daily life, it would have to be from the Indian (dharmic) philosophies of Hinduism/Buddhism/Jainism.
@@TrickyJebus Yes and no. As a Hindu with a Buddhist mom, I can tell you that while Buddhism refuse to believe in a supreme, they do have a supreme 'existence'/ universal 'soul' that we can merge with after our death but only after achieving enlightenment and understanding the 'truth'. It's also referred to in Vedas and many Puranas, and the dharmic version of 'truth' unlike the ones of Abrahamic religion isn't to pray or do good but to find your own true self, which means the path is different yet the same for everyone.
Shouldn't the fighter jet be proof that the Jew is the one who *really* is speaking to God? I mean...where did it come from? He just yanked it out of nowhere! The other weapons could have been lying around on the ground, but this Jew just pulled an F35 out of his ass for crike's sake!
By far your best video yet. It amazes me how smart religious people are in seeing the delusion in other people's religion but are blinded when it comes to their own
When all the theists were being labelled as 'Human' at around 4:00, I was half expecting the Jew's label on the end to spin around and still read 'Jew'. Made me laugh.
God is propably not even existing. God is a lie to make you think there is a life in hell and heaven cause you cant deal with the fact to live only 1 time. 2. Its just moneymakong by the churcu which is fooling simple minded people who believe in a not proofable creature you cant see hear or feel (no the earth and Universum are not his work) today we know that we exist because of a row of science things. This is proofable. But you believe in a god in a year 2015. You are like people who say the Holocaust did not exist. But it was. And you still dont believe it. Oh and btw. A wise man said. There was the Holocaust so there os no god. They prayed and their god dodnt help them.
Well, if you change your whole conviction or worldview based on a video, it's maybe because you're an atheist and therefore, you have no grounds at all. A Christian will have his conviction and use other people's backgrounds to explain why it's valid. I understand atheists' point of view, but a truly open-minded person realizes there are invisible things in the universe, yet unexplained and thus, spirituality may be valid within the boundaries of science. It's sad and at the same time funny to see Richard Dawkins - for example - explaining the whole evolutionary process, with pictures on a wall, showing current species, and then very old ancestors on other pics, but the intermediate species are not shown at all, but only blank frames (????). Are we not rejecting God and religion because we believe in what's tangible only? And yet, we show toddlers the evolution with a "fill in the blanks" game.
I do understand your position because I was a christian too for more than 25 years and if you are truly open minded this video alone should make you think maybe all religion are just made up, btw I've became an atheist not long ago because I chose reasonable explanation. Honestly I don't understand some of the things in evolution but atleast they are not relaying on an old textbook , they've got the answers base on the evidence that they've gathered. and I am not 100% believing in evolution I only think of it as the best explanation about how living things got here and even someone proves that evolution is false It won't make other claims to be true like creationism and other magical explanations that doesn't make any sense. I know there are a lot of things that we cannot explain and most of the religious people automatically says that God did it which makes me sad and upset because they don't bother think of it.
What are you talking about? Other people's backgrounds can explain why Christianity is valid? Who? Why are you bringing up invisible things in the universe, when God is supposedly outside of space and time? But why does the bible say that heaven is just on the other side of the clouds? Richard Dawkins isn't explaining the whole evolutionary process in a few slides, it's not possible to do that. This "transitional forms" argument is very old. Every organism is a transitional form. And even if skeletons of every species in an evolutionary line is presented, all you Christians will do is dismiss it as not having every single generation in the line up. DNA evidence alone is sufficient to prove evolution. It sure beats some magic being created the universe in six days, and creating light before the sun, and claiming the moon is a light source, and a global flood with two of each animal on a boat for over a year, no explanation for how the animals ate, how a wood boat was able to carry all that weight for so long, all the animal crap, how the humans ate, how all the animals got there. Everything science has found shows that religions are just made up fairy tales used to comfort people who knew nothing about the world, and somehow, people in the age of knowledge still cling to these ancient beliefs because they cant handle the prospect of not existing after death.
Imporian Republic no it’s called having your parents, your friends, your community all tell you that if you don’t believe what we believe you shall be tortured and burned in Hell for eternity. Hmm that’s something to tell a five year old
Ramiro 1992 I think humans are greedy, selfish, and only see the world from very narrow viewpoints. And if you think being atheist makes you a better person, and solves the problem, look at the negative comments here. People insulting others. Evil would still exist.
bailey cohen are you kidding me? I believe in energy, our spirits are probably energy, and we can emanate either good or bad energy,you never noticed that if you are negative, people around you will be kind of sad and negative? that's because we give and receive energy
No. A day-old baby does not believe in god or much of anything else. So that infant would be, by definition, an atheist. However that baby would be anti (against) any form of theism since it wouldn't have any idea what theism is.
Brendon Mize Of course, a day old's brain is incapable of much of anything. So does such an infant believe in God or not? If not, that's what an atheist is: a non-believer in Gods. That was my point. I was commenting on equating atheism and anti-theism. A baby can be an atheist simply by not believing but not an anti-theist who must have a critical opinion of theism. Yes, I know it is an extreme example but it does prove they aren't the same thing.
Brendon Mize If you think about it, dogs and cats do reason. Truth value switches are invoked surrounding many things, like foods they know they can eat, aggressive behaviors of those around them, deciding whether a toy mouse is worth their time to play with.... etc. Beliefs are formed even in animals... they may not be formed through the complex means humans go through, but it's all formed through sensory information. Sensory information is very subjective, but in those who lack complex reasoning abilities (knowing objective measures like the scientific method)... it's the best measure they have in understanding the world around them. Babies cry when they are hungry... the pain they receive from an empty stomach is information, which is uncomfortable. That is their response, and it seems they are conditioned to do so in order to satiate that issue with the help of their caregiver. I don't disagree that their ability to reason complex information is stunted until they are older, but there is still belief-building, even in infants... it's just very basic stuff. Whether the inability to reason out more complex claims constitutes as a stance beyond the belief/non-belief dichotomy, I would be wary of saying yes. After all, Atheism is a lack of belief... the reasons (knowledge behind it) could be good, bad, or completely void, but that lack of belief exists because the brain's "belief" switch is set to the OFF position. Bit of a difficult question, so I thought I'd show my hand.
I am a christian actually , and i have been asked myself this question : If all the different religions claim to be true , all of them have been experinced some kind of spiritual stuff , and if them all still claim they have " proof " but can't explain them very RIGHT AND COMPREHENSIBLE way , am i blinded ? Am i being manipulated ? And if the religions experience God on either different way , which one is true one ? Yet i still think there is a creator , but little by little i feel like kinda brainwashed... The funniest part is that one day i had a debate with an atheist and i called her foolish and delusional 🤓
Hindus see all kinds of crazy stuff, but they use yoga and meditation to arrive at mental states where they see these things -- back when I was into the occult, I used these same methods to "commune" with supernatural entities. The Buddha, a Hindu, used these same methods to reach as far as the human mind can reach and declared all the Hindu gods to be _maya,_ or illusion. He also discovered _nirvana,_ a state of absolute nothingness. This also describes certain visions of Hell, and I think the a perfect Buddhist could possibly avoid the _fires_ of Hell by living a life without meaningful sin. This is as far as a human can go without God reaching down to pull us out of the material realm. Christians, Jews and Muslims all typically report seeing the same kinds of visions, of angels and God. Muslims do not, as far as my research has uncovered, see visions of Mohammed, only of angels. Christians, Muslims and Jews have all reported seeing Jesus.
Being raised a Mormon, I appreciate this video for showing just how ridiculous their beliefs really are. In Utah, where I was raised, it is seen as completely normal and nobody questions how fucked up it really is.
@@GTRRSS I agree lmao, he insulted 1 religion saying that scientologists aren't human, they ARE human but they're just practising their own beliefs, yes I support religious freedom
He speaks to them all, tells them different things to them all, then sits back and grabs some holy popcorn.
+LesPaul2006 "holy" hahahahaha
+LesPaul2006 YAASSSS. I thought I was the only one who thought that.
3x@ctly my th0ughts! (>^0^)>
If God was real he relly likes fucking with his creation
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Accent on the "mental" part.
"Put. The fighter jet. Down."
One of the best lines in any DarkMatter2525 video.
Fighter jets are for closers only
@@TerryUniGeezerPeterson You slew me...
Lmao 😂😂😂👌👌👌 I was dying 👌👌👌😅😭
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My favorite is “Ifyouknowwhatimsaying”
When I am asked "Do you believe in God?" I answer "Whose?"
That's a great response, I'm stealing that.
Hippity hoppity this answer is now my property
Cringe but fk your opinions LOL
I tend to answer "I'm not stupid"
A lady at the bus stop once asked me the same question. You should have seen her face when I asked: "Which one?" I don't think she had ever considered that there're more than the one she believes in. It was a very short conversation.
@@gmac3335 Not stealing! I offer it as a public service. 😅
"put the fighter jet down"
"im sorry but hitler's gotta burn"
"*unintelligible noises*"
"i can't wait to get my own planet"
I cried
🤣😂🤣
Excuse me? Burn indefinitely for a rude gesture a few seconds long during a commute? Just buy the guy lunch or something.
I love how Pentecostal just started shouting in tounges.
Lol!😂
Robert Lovely yeah
as someone who was once pentecostal this is very accurate
tongues means languages.
+Terraconensis Congratulations! You defined the word he said!
PUT. THE. FIGHTER. JET. DOWN.
I clicked on this and saw that I had disliked this back when I was Christian lmao
When did you leave and why if I may ask?
pls 😭 i find this so funny cause i did that too when i was muslim
@@searchingforthetruth2188 its a long story of losing faith and seeing just how twisted the Bible is
@@saraha57 when did you deconvert?
@@BrokenJoeGaming about 7 months ago i’ve been questioning my religion for about 3 years but I always put it behind me because my family always talked about how it was the devil whispering and I didn’t want to “give in”. I guess I was just scared since I was a child ( still am i’m 13) but I finally decided to research into it and make a decision.
"Jesus cursed black people"
"say what!?" 😂😂
🤣😂🤣🤣
They really believe that shit
PDAWF PODCAST Mormons believe that??
@@mustaki7620 yeah man....early mormoms believed black people had dark skin because of the "Curse of Cain". Crazy stuff.
my favorite line! lol
Being an atheist is like being the only sober person in the car but the others won't let you drive
Good 1,m8.
Top kek.
Good one man xD
Someone give a cake to this guy, I never read truest truth.
🍰
The cake is a lie man
*PUT THE FIGHTER JET D O W N*
FairyyFloss
but his still holding that sniper rifle.
The muslim was holding an unloaded RPG anyway xD
Follow me on Instagram shorty lostzaraki
What a fricking jew jetter!
PUT THE COOKIE DOWN, NOW!
I Can't force myself to believe in god. That's not how believing works.
That's all there is to it. Trying to convert others is a futile exercise in religious conceit.
Exactly this. If they showed me tangible proof, I would believe. It's always subjective things they use as proof.
Yeah, you can, pretend and give in to it, I know it's tempting, be good and worship god = heaven, bad and godless = hell. Simple man what else you want, get a religion man
@@savagechicken4518 pretending doesn't mean ACTUALLY believing though
@@savagechicken4518 your "God" will obviously know he is faking anyways since he's omniscient right? So it's still kinda meaningless
_In America two plus two is four_
_While in India, two plus two is also four_
ℤ/nℤ, 2≤n≤4
2 + 2 = 5⁸
1 and 1 is 11 here BTW
MIND BLOWN!!!
i doubt it
I was thinking of starting a regular series with God and Jeffery, complete with connected episodes and seasons. What do you think of this idea, and what is your opinion on the direction it should take?
You know damn well im down to watch that!
Very good idea, i watch all videos. Continue the work, your videos have a very good message and are very well animated and draw.
do it!
Cool idea. Start out with an origin story, where did god come from, the creation of the angels, how Jeffery became god's keeper. Then do the basic sitcom thing where god fucks up and Jeffery has to make things right. You know, like you've been doing, but expanded.
Yes!!!
"Hitler's gonna burn, and so's that guy who cut me off in traffic this morning."
nelsonr12 lol
Donald TRUMP & ALL the SCUM who Voted for TRUMP,
wiLL BURN ALIVE, in HeLLary Fire, for ALL ETERNITY,
to come!!!!
Comparative Advantage stfu idiot you can’t burn in Hell for eternity it’s impossible , eternity means no beginning or end. Fucktard
Legend Status, he's quite obviously joking, lmao.
Comparative Advantage why would you wish that.
"Not if Xenu escapes his volcano prison!" XD that's hilarious!
As someone who grew up Mormon, this depiction is 100% accurate
What was most helpful for your escape?
@@coopergates9680 I want to ask as well
As someone who grew up Jewish, the Jew's design is possibly the best "generic modern orthodox Jew" I've ever seen.
@@mrhitech6742 noted.
@@coopergates9680 I didn’t fit the mold and it took a huge toll on me as kid. Made it easier to escape though. It was quite the relief to find out it was all founded on lies.
"I cant wait to get my own planet!" I just died
Did you get your own planet?
I don't think he died yet. But he sure will get one.
Yzak Brandenburg ...
Say what???!
As an exmormon, I appreciate the shout out
A child desperately wants to believe in Santa Clause because he loves Santa? NOPE! It's because he likes getting presents. Sounds familiar huh?
Anthony Rizzo Is that why you love you're parents?
So Santa Clause is your parent?
Anthony Rizzo You know what I'm getting at.
servantofyhwh You think I should love Santa Clause!
Anthony Rizzo he is saying that if YOU get presents from your parents YOU love them. What i say is you dont love god because he doesnt want you to sin. So go sin. Theres your reward. Or present. Lets be real. Most people wont wait till they die for a present so jesus and santa is kinda like comparing delayed gratification with wheres my present now momma waawaaawaaaaa!
What about us?
The church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
What do you mean "What about us?"
the church of the FSM started as an atheistic parody religion.
Ramen
Clorox Bleach * puts on colander *
Clorox Bleach ramen bro
"Put- the fighter jet- down." How often have we all longed to say those words of peace, but never found the right moment?
You are so brilliant.
"put the fighter jet down." -- that's where I lost it. lol
Chris Skora its true though
Chris Skora best part
Me too.
Next up NUKE
then Chuck Norris
"A perfect being would have gotten it right from the very beginning" Right on. But nothing like "getting your own planet" ha ha.
You only get your own planet if you are a married man. Women have to be married and will tag along with the other sister-wives of her husband to share the planet with all of them.
Lol, I'm mormon
@just a weird guy for Florida m8
I love how the black guy was like say what when the Mormon said the blacks are cursed XD
Octavio Flores me too lmao
Octavio Flores oh I never knew racism was a religion.
Maybe they are cursed, look at them
pbluma *RACIST ALERT*
@@pbluma yeah, that's pretty racist ngl
“I’m sorry but Hitlers gotta burn” best thing I’ve ever heard from a southern baptist. Also the Pentecostalist is my mood. The entire time he’s just so insane. 😂 😂 😆 😝
Shlobby dobby klok kluok
I know this is old but I was raised Pentecostal. He was "speaking in tongues". Pentecostals think that for some people God will create a special language that only he and a few others can understand. Supposedly it's so Satan can't understand it.
While I'm on this topic, this isn't biblically supported. The verses usually used to support were about God giving people the ability to speak other languages so they could preach to people in their native language.
@@c.f.a4531 I was raised Pentecostal as well. My Preacher always said it was the "language of Heaven" like he didnt just utter random nonsense. He said there were tons of Biblical passages about speaking in tongues, but could never support it. That's something a lot of preachers do, say things then cant back them up at all.
Raised pentecostal as well. I immediately thought he was trying to throw some lies in the animation to make it funnier but then I remembered seeing this nonsense with my own eyes 😆🤣
Wait...
Mormons believe they get an entire _planet_ when they die
As in, an entire planet for each individual person?
Do they at least get spaceships to go visit the other people's planets? Because it'd get pretty lonely after a while
They're too egotistical to want to visit other gods on other planet. They only want to interact with their subjects on their own planet.
And the men get many wives and they must populate it with spirit children hahahaha
Nah they believe they become lesser gods and create planets
I highly doubt it that it'll ever happen
Hell why do we even need them if we're dead ? Also is it actually a planet named after us ourselves instead ?
Do we even become gods ourselves or just tyrant monarchs ? So why have planets of our own when we could have a proper and long awaited relationship with this god like asking questions or finding out the truth ?
Deathnotefan97 Hold on I’m bouta become a Mormon
I think I am gonna become morman now.... I want my own planet
+John Smith morman?? is that a superhero? you meant to say mormon.
+John Smith I will Worships the Main gods of the Norse, Egytian, and Greek Pantheons. wish me luck
Odysseus Of Ithaca you will be missing like 6 thousand more.
Santi Anzo nah
Odysseus Of Ithaca that wasn´t an opinion, it was a fact. You can´t deny facts.
Everyone gangsta till the Pentecostal starts rapping.
more like starts speaking in enchantment table
@@jim62000 oh lmao fr
@@rr.studios hahahahaha
🤣🤣🤣
I am so grateful for atheist you tubers. Genetically modified skeptic started me being skeptical and the. Rationality rules and cosmic skeptic and now this channel
Agreed 😎
Non stamp collector
Nonstamp collector. The legendary atheist channel of the bygone days
I started turning atheist from cosmic skeptic. Him and genetically modified skeptic are really nice at giving basic advice on reasoning. I ve been an atheist for 1 year now (I m 19 currently) and I remember how I had demonized channels like this one, because they try to get their point across in a more raw and sarcastic way. I specifically remember hating this channel while having watched only a few minutes of one random video.
My theistic ears didn't want to listen. It's kinda funny to look back.
Hell yeah, they are voices of reason in a world full of stupidity.
What if God just told everybody different things, then just sat back and enjoyed everyone tearing each other apart? If he’s real, then to him we’re most likely some tiny creatures who tear each other apart at the slightest provocation. That would certainly explain a lot of things
D.C. Mapping I thought about that also
Idk what i am, i identify as a christian but tbh i could care less about church and stuff...
@@CloutmasterPhluphyy same.
@@daymi7300 at least someone is on board amiright xd
@@CloutmasterPhluphyy actually, a lot of Christians are like that. they're Christian on name only
DarkMatter2525 I lost my shit when that dude started speaking in tongues. I can still do that shit and actually allowed that nonsense into my life for 20 years. Thank goodness I'm out of that crazy mess, thanks to guys like you and videos like these. ;)
I seen this a couple hrs ago good one . He mentions the Jews taking land and yea the speaking in tounges lol
Does it really sound like that or equally ridiculous?
ShadeSlayer1911 Yeah, it's just gibbering and making shit up to look impressive.
From what I hear some people fall out in the floor and start flopping around talking in tounges lmfao
I remember some years ago, i was in a heavy prayer section in a church and everyone started shekerebobo shakrakutupalukuma sheyo makata..(speaking in tongue) and then then pastor noticed i wasnt speaking in tongue and he came to me and said let the spirit take control of you and i was like what spirit, then he said let it flow. speak in tongue and i said i dont know how to and he said just say whatever comes to your mind and let it flow, God understands it! thats when i knew ITS PURE BULLSHIT!!! I kinda see religion and anccient political parties, fooling people, Judging people, controlling people and making money all in the name of God created by human to scare people and gain control and power over people and make us feel safe and have empty hopes during times of trouble!!!
This has been one of the biggest questions I couldn't get around with religion. Why are there so many of them, all claiming to be the ABSOLUTE TRUTH? Regardless of the actual truth, someone's gonna be disappointed.
Exactly.........
The number of religions are even more than you're aware of, every person is different and each person describes his or her own God differently but it doesn't mean there's too many Gods, it just means that there are too many people
The truth of the God is not a secret yet some people are made blind.
@@spacegirl7290 God most definitely is a "secret". He doesn't reveal himself to any sane person and everyone who claims to have communed with him in any more ambiguous way (like a spiritual experience) seems to have a completely different idea of what he is and wants. He's either hiding, isn't there at all, or is deliberately playing some weird prank on humanity.
Science flies men to the moon...
Religion flies men into tall buildings.
The religious also crucified Jesus
@@flimsyjimnz yup.
those were political not religious men (who wanted revenge)
im an athiest but that was way out of pocket
😂funnyguy
"If God's message is to us was so dire, so vitally important, then why wouldn't he give it to us in such a clear and precise way, so that we would all be in agreement. As evident as a simple math problem in which there is universal agreement, rather than trusting his precious message to be spread by fallible, corruptible human beings. Why would the Almighty God allow the continuation of such widespread falsehoods in his name which would be effortless for him to correct, or ever need to correct in the first place, because a perfect being would have gotten it right from the very beginning." ~DarkMatter2525
My guess is With direct truth From God comes responsibility to accept it and if rejected there are consequences according to eternal laws.
brian puelska god doesn't exist.......
The problem is not with the messenger. The problem is that people believe what they want to believe, and they disbelieve what they don't want to believe. And they believe some parts of something, but disregard other parts, to serve their own will. This is not a reflection on God, who gives us the will to choose, it's a reflection on people and the choices that we make.
IamJ Nada OK, are you saying that people should adhere to the every word of their holy books?
And that free will argument is bullshit...
Carbon Based Lifeforms The outright assertion of God, which you did, is pomposity... The rejection or unbelief of God is a more rational standpoint than a belief in God. Face it, There is NO evidence of God, just like there is no evidence of dragons, tooth fairies, Santa Claus, etc. Now, when you make a positive claim, you need to have positive evidence to prove it. And when you make extraordinary claims, you need extraordinary evidence! Experiencing God is not good enough... That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.
You don't KNOW whether is a God or not, you BELIEVE that there is one. Believing isn't knowing. Knowledge is demonstrable and measurable! If you cannot show it, you do NOT know it.
You have FAITH that God exists.
Faith is "an assumption that is asserted without justification and is unwarranted. And it is assumed without reason and defended against all reason. It is the definition of UNREASONABLE!"
"Faith is often a matter of pretending to know what you know you really don't know, and that no one even can know, and which you merely believe"
The multiverse, which is a hypothesis, not a theory, has nothing at all to do with Atheism.
"Arrogance is the enemy of learning." Nothing is more arrogant that claiming that your religious books have all the answers, and sanding by that even when those books have been almost completely debunked. Nothing is more arrogant than to believe that man is made in God's image, that God has taken a special interest in us.
I could go on but I'm tired. Have a good day
PENTECOSTAL SPEAKING IN TONGUES! HAHA! THAT CRACKED ME UP!
Yeah, I was listening to the video and I was understanding what they were speaking, but when the pentecostal started talking I thought that I would have lost all of my abilities to understand English and would have to come back to the English language course..hahahahaha
Haha! I grew up in pentecostal churches. Speaking in tongues is just made up gibberish! LOL!
So you all basically sang Boy George songs?
Wastingsometimehere REM songs are Pentecostal as hell.
Docktor Jim
I doubt losing my religion is one of them.
"Say what?"
Ooglyskooglybakabtakabkaka
That dude needs to "Say what?" throughout the entire video.
as an exmormon who was raised in the "church", that was 100% spot on.
Rejection of false gods is not a rejection of God.
"Now the LORD had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father's house, unto a land that I will shew thee" (Genesis 12:1)
Peace be with you.
@@israel.s.garcia Oversimplification is as evident in your expressed taste in videos as is in your misapprehension of comparative religion.
@@andrewferg8737 you realize that Mormonism is just christianity with extra steps lmfao
@@andrewferg8737 who is the true god? what his name? explained with evidence and logical explanation without dropping a bible verse?
"PUT. THE FIGHTER JET. DOWN." LMAO
Abaddon, the Lord of Avernus. "Put that cookie down! Now!"
Put the unloaded RPG down
Slark is stronger than you
2+2 is 4
Man this dude teaching some quick matfs
actually he is teaching 0 = 1 , this universe came out of nothing, and nothing means absence of everything. just think about it. if there were many gods other than THE ONE TRUE GOD WHO IS ABSOLUTE ALL IN HIS POWERS, ETERNAL EVER LIVING, INDEPENDENT AND EVERYTHING DEPENDENT UPON HIM you'll find chaos and corruption in the universe. to find TRUE GOD you've to find his TRUE BOOK which is QUR'AN. QUR'AN confirms the previous revelations and tells that those scriptures were changed by humans but QUR'AN is final message for all humankind so this revelation preservation responsibility ALLAH takes upon HIMSELF and SAYS IN THE QUR'AN IN CHAPTER 4 VERSE 84 " DO THEY NOT THEN CONSIDER THE QUR'AN CAREFULLY? HAD IT BEEN FROM OTHER THAN THE ONE TRUE GOD, THEY WOULD SURELY HAVE FOUND THEREIN MUCH CONTRADICTIONS." like i said THE ONE & ONLY TRUE GOD is ABSOLUTE AND PERFECT so HIS WORD WILL ALSO BE PERFECT WITHOUT ANY CONTRADICTION. READ QUR'AN PLEASE.
Da ting goes Skrattt papapa pop akkkt
-1 that's 3 quick matfs
@@alialiali6663 what about the Book of Mormon?
Abdul Ali Siddiqui Hello I am the writer of the book titled “QU’RAN” and I just want to say that was all written from my Imagination.
We are all born Atheist until someone starts telling us lies.
Everything is a lie, nothing is true. So even the math teacher is lying.
We're fully ignorant of absolutely everything ... from language to numbers to plants and animals. We're ignorant until someone teaches us. We're not born atheist, we're not born believers ... we're simply ignorant until taught
You’ll even deny dmt
Mark Crowther-Smith I was christian till 13 years old.
Kory Toombs Fuck off as if you actually know anything.
If God existed why would he need words and books and specific languages to talk to humans?
How else would one communicate?
@@DakotaofRaptors yeah, because words are the only form of communication known to man
@@nikkikiki1624 but he don't need words and books and specific languages. He can use dreams and mirracles and he can speak to people through their conscience too. And because he loves us, he send his son Jesus to teach us through his actions.
@@timotej9752 yes, exactly, he can, but he doesn't send us all Jesus. If everything in this life is a test then so is religion, and uniting in spite of being of different religions and ideologies I think is a hard and noble act
@@ZyBoyz sure, "athirst" lol
Until 2:08 was a very good video.
After 2:08 it turned into a masterpiece.
Ora lo doppio, che ne pensi?
Lol Fun Doppiaggi
Sarebbero da doppiare tutti :)
***** ludo thorn GioPizzi e non so chi mi scordo... ci lavoriamo? E' il gran maestro della loggia Youtubbiana che ve lo comanda!
tranquillo bello mio, so che accetteranno tutti XD
lol
I think this is your best video.
Yes, I do know God. He saved me when I was six years old, he made me feel guilty for my sins (my parents did actually) and then I got baptized when I was 11 because again, God was calling me to do it (it was actually my church)...
And LOL at the Mormon.
Mormons get their own planet? Maaan and I'm stuck with my beer volcanoes and the stripper factory...
I think I can never exactly know what that's like..
Thanks, Rep!
Argedon
Not only that, but on their planet they get to enjoy endless, ever-lasting celestial sex with their many, maaaany space-wives.
Argedon Your avatar and your comment there go perfectly well together!
4:17 made me laugh so hard.
Yeah me too
@AzrielJale
Labeling people degenerates isn't going to help them think rationally about religion, it will more likely have the opposite effect of negatively impacting their disposition towards you or even towards atheism as a whole.
If you want progress, start with the facts rather than trying to unfoundedly criticize human beings who have been indoctrinated by society. I was once subscribed to the catholic religion. I didn't come to the conclusion that religion is wholly man-made by listening to insufferable nïave atheists blather on with personal attacks on my character. I came to that conclusion by educating myself, and in doing so, freeing myself from my dogmatic worldview.
@AzrielJale r/iamverysmart
Sure I'm not saying you don't have that IQ but I'm just saying that a lot of religious people aren't dumb they were just brainwashed since birth to be live things by there family friends and even people they didn't know, when your a kid you have a much weaker mind so it's easier to brain wash them that doesn't make them dumb if you were just born all the way up to let's say 10 and you attended church every Sunday and were taught to be live certain things well most likely you would belive them. Maybe you weren't brainwadhed to belive these things and that's why you don't belive in it know, I myself am not religious but that's not because I'm smart it's because I wasn't brainwashed since birth.
same
@AzrielJale I completely agree with you but I'm just saying that mabye they don't question it because they have been trained to believe they are right. But other then that I get your point. Even if you have an average IQ you should still question these things, thank you for clearing it up!
Hey man I just wanted to say thank you, I was raised a catholic and I've been questioning my faith for a while now and then I found your account and you really helped me to understand. and now I'm an Atheist and I'm happy about it. I don't know if there is a God if there is one I don't believe in em and frankly I don't really care but I do believe in you and your channel so thank you and have a good life man you've definitely done more than enough for others to deserve one.
How's it going thus far?
Great news. Live the best life you can 🍀🍀🍀
Delivering messages in a very humorous, easy to understand way while keeping entertaining factor at immense heights. Your videos need to be streamed on television and shown in schools.
That pentecostal had me dying
diddly wibbles "Karma kama kama kama kama chameleon...." hehehehe
Its blaspheme
ultimate_funnyvideos what?
clip 1:39
Mormon: "Jesus visited the Indians and cursed Black people.
Methodist: " SAY WHAT?
(I’m dead ROTFL!!!)
Wolfred Bane LOL! 😁😆
Just because there are lies about God doesn't mean there isn't truth about Him...that is if you believe God exists, He shows Himself in that we live in designed bodies souls and spirits in a designed universe...the truth about God can be found, but you must first believe He exists...God is Jesus, Yaweh, the alpha and omega, I Am...the bible is His book...many visit heaven frequently, and many meet Jesus after their temporary deaths, those who've been to heaven will tell you that the bible is indeed true and from God
William McAngus if you can’t demonstrate your god he/she/it isn’t real.
The burden of proof is on the believer. Presupposing is useless..
+Ebony Atheist what does demonstrate mean? I'm talking about God the Father on His throne in heaven, which is far away from here, perhaps in another dimension...also Jesus Gods Son who rose again from death in a glorified body and who appears to whom He chooses, I'm one He has appeared to...and the Spirit is among you, I see Him daily...if you believe that were designed beings, there is a Designer...testimonies of ndes and visits to heaven in the spirit are fairly common amongst Gods church...I'm just saying there is truth about God, and that He does exist based on the evidences I just said...how else should He show Himself?
+Ebony Atheist there's a lot more evidence but I don't want to clog the comments section, I just want to know why you don't believe in Him....and if possible lead you to Him, not for my sake, for yours and His sake...because those who don't know Him won't be with Him after death, in other words they'll go to hell
This is my personal favorite video made by you DarkMatter. It is pretty eye opening at times yet still has plenty of good comedy. Let me tell you DarkMatter, you have changed my life. I used to be lost and confused about what I identified with. I was baptized and confirmed as a Catholic, but I have always felt a bit different on what they taught. Some stuff lines up, but some stuff was always a little off, but your videos have really opened my mind. I know consider myself a very open minded agnostic/humanist. With some Christian ideas and beliefs in their, only the ones that really line up with my morals though. So thank you, have really helped me through the past year or 2. I have actually been subscribed on 1 of my accounts since you were at like 300k, at least. Big fan of your work and support everything you do. Can't wait for that book on Power Corrupts to come out, I will definitely get a copy.
After the atheist explains what a real god would do at 4:16--there is a pause and the believers start yapping again at 4:20 as if the atheist said nothing at all is so, so typical. The believers invariably ignore what a non believer says about any form of religion.
Casparus Kruger because there scared of hell
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Maka Law
No, theist are ignored because they have nothing to say, all that could be said have been said, which in the end amounted to nothing.
All that's being said now are constant repeats of old lies and dead arguments. All that can be done in response is to put a death ear to it and wait for them to come up with something new or catch up with reality.
Maka Law
The burden of proof is on religion. Not non believers. If you believe something it’s your job to prove it. If you can’t prove it, chances are it doesn’t exist.
Maka Law
Provide sources and articles. Videos and quotes. Don’t just say cosmetology and ontology without taking out specific bits that support your argument.
"Put the fighter jet down!" Leave it to an atheist to ruin a good time.
Most people who think they hear God is really just there mind saying stuff and them not realizing they were just thinking of it
Evolve Axsym -- this rears the business of needing to quieten ones mind. So extraneous mental noise is not telling you anything muchless anything you would not want to agree with.
Aiden James -- that would make us God. And that has been said in the Far East for thousands of years.
Only reason i keep my religion is bc my dad wants me to experience it therefore i might be liw key atheist
Or they are looking for early release from prison.
Basically.
“We were all humans until race disconnected us, religion separated us, politics divided us, and wealth classified us.”
Very true. Well said. Thank you 🍀🍀🍀
Who's that quote from?
Was that an F35? Because I think you just discovered the only way to use them successfully.
LOL
Hugh Janus
They can't fly so we might as well carry them around or throw them at people.
kant I so want to send you an award for that comment.
Antoine Vello
:D
HA!
I dont know how someone could watch this and not shed their religion immediately
Milton Cookies cause this issue is directly addressed several times in the Bible and maybe even in other religious books. Basically it was all based on God but then sin and stuff screwed up the truth long story short
@Daddy Max or it was just directly addressed in the Bible like I said and there is a legit reason for this
@@yeehaw2891 The Bible has failsafes built into it that drill into believers the idea that if someone shows you unequivocably that the Bible is wrong, then they must be cheating and don't count.
After all, how could you know that the part that claims the Bible was based on God isn't one of the parts of the truth that got screwed up?
Simple , their religion is the true one .
All the other ones , are the ones their true religion has worn them about .
shed it like a snakes dead skin..lol
2+2 is 4, minus 1 that's 3 quick mafs
SteF Strat
😃
DEAD
everyday man on da block.... smoke treez!
2+2=10 on base 4.
The Mormon guy LMAO
Shit, that part where everyone got 'HUMAN' above their heads gave me chills.
+Galaxxii OMG! ME TOO!! it felt like an inspiring conclusion to a video that would serve as a wake-up call for every human being, to make them realize what is really happening and what actually matters...and then shit happened. what a downer. but that was still funny though.
Well it’s the truth beneath all the stories and tales that we, are all in fact, humans.
"Put the fighter jet down" XDXDXD
Dude your videos make me so proud to be an atheist
Why should a man have money in his hand to buy wisdom when he has no sense.
Proverbs 17:16
@Ms. Potato
Fool has have no interest in understanding; they only want to air their own opinions. (NLT)
Proverbs 18:2
@Ms. Potato This channel is protected, you can't send a link here, because of "Ghost Banning" effect, you need another account to ensure it was really posted. I can't send logical scientific questions here..
Me 2
samee
Religious people don't want logical arguments .They believe what they like
The atheist has really nice hair.
Haha, I noticed the atheist is overall the most attractive.
Zane Roberts does universalist boobs do
Zane Roberts I think you are seeing things that aren't there.
Sean Davison Oh, I wasn't paying attention to the women.
It was a tongue-in-cheek jab at DarkMatter2525. That handsome bald bastard.
That's one strong Jew
TheAverageMan All the penny pinching really bulked up his upper body strength.
I bet it was Sampson
Thats just Ben Shapiro
You have got to get this on national TV.
sabe!
The human thing you did here was one of the most powerful things I’ve seen in quite some time. Focusing on what unites us rather than what divides us is the greatest opportunity for a better world.
Exactly. There may as well be God out there, but the thing is, we don't really know. No one really saw him, no one really went to heaven or hell and came back, people just believe these things to exist... so, while we are still uncertain, we should focus on something that we DO know exists... which is this time-limited life we're living. Surely, if you live your life to the fullest, and commit to be a genuinely good person, care for others, not be selfish, and strive to make the world a better place for all living beings in it.... whether you were a theist or not, if God truly is just and loves us, and is understanding, he would overlook your lack of belief, as you spent your life trying to make his creation a better place for everyone.
I mean, if I were God, I truly wouldn't care if someone didn't believe in me, but strove to make the world I've built a better place. In fact, I would favor them tenfold over those who did believe in me, but were corrupted and committed atrocities. In fact their belief would be an insult to me, that they'd accept me, yet do such horrid things regardless, thinking their faith will serve as a shield on my judgement day.
@@IvanSensei88 Yes, and THAT is my religion.
Religion poisons everything..
+Jerry Chavis err mate? You forgot your tin foil hat.
+Jerry Chavis Illuminati, oooooo!
+Jerry Chavis Lemme go get my FEMA plastic coffin real quick m8
You read that book too?
What a coward. He deleted all his comments.
Great video. The ending where they all start talking/fighting again is depressingly pretty accurate.
There was actually a recent study about how about 50% of Jewish Americans have doubts about a gods existence compared to 10-15% with most other major religions. There seems to be a big rise in Jewish Atheism (culturally identifying as Jewish but not believing in a god or any of the fairytales). Just thought that was interesting.
Doesn't surprise me. Jews put great emphasis on education.
Well yeah, I was Jewish and got a bartmitsvah and am still an atheist, cause well yeah, the idea seems stupid to me, I did the bartmitsvah just to please relatives. My mom was okay with it though.
Yeah, I figured the same thing Stephen.
I would show this to my overly christian mother but she would pull out the "god works in mysterious wonders" bullshit.
Tell her that god's ways are so mysterious that they're indistinguishable from his complete absence.
***** I'm aware of ways I can counter her points but it will just emerge into a huge debate that ends in the usual "I'll pray for you".
***** They might send him off to a mysterious prison and just feed him mystery meat. Maybe he should watch Darkmatter videos with his mom and discuss them?
***** Jim Jefferies?
Thundroth Higg Yes.
2:31 "Put the fighter jet....down!!"
That made me LOL...Thanks!! :D
That was the best part 😂
Atheism makes me really scared of death and going to the nothing-ness. But I guess thats the whole point of the fantasy of religion, to ease that transition when we do go, or have lost family and friends. We like to please ourselves by hoping they went to a place, instead of the void that is nothing.
What helps me in thinking about death is realizing that death itself is not what we fear - but dying itself. When we are dead, we will have no consciousness and feel no pain - no different from being in a deep sleep without dreams. The process of dying should, for most people, be brief - and while painful, it at least is mercifully temporary. What I am afraid of is not accomplishing anything in my life before I die.
What helped me long ago was the thought of not being here billions of years before I was born. I mean you haven't always been alive lol. I seemed to do just fine before my birth. I figure it will be the same after I die.
Also not thinking morbid thoughts help. ;)
well you can believe or hope there's an afterlife even if you're an atheist. No problem :)
I don't fear death, I know death very well, I spent trillions of years dead before I was born and it was peaceful.
I would actually hate it if there was an afterlife, image how boring it would get. Oh yeah eternal paradise, first 100 years are great, next 1000 start to get at you, but after 1000000000000 years, I'm pretty sure I'd go insane.
Lol they all believe in God yet they are divided
they all believe in God right, but they discuss about which book is the right one sent from God.
I can't believe Mao Zedong speak to God, on behalf of communism
That's the moral of religion lol.
Come for the sharp social commentary, stay for the Carl Sagan impression and Culture Club reference.
Knock knock
Who's there
God
God who?
Good question.
😂😂😂
"Put the fighter jet down!' lol I lost it
¿Can I use this video for dubbing to Spanish and awareness to all people? I need your permission for share this video in Spanish
El canal de Chris instead of dubbing you could just put subtitles.
José Juvenal Dávila dubbing is way better lol
Why weren't Jehovah's Witnesses in this?? 😂
Hailey Paige they were going food to door
Lots of religions weren't here. Pastafarianism for instance
Hailey Paige to busy at peoples doors
They are told to avoid debate
Karen Lopez: so are the Mormons, really...
Most of the battles in history were fought to prove whose imaginary being is real
Yes lol
@MILITO 537 yep territories of Israel
Lol, great video!
I'm an atheist, and the only person besides the atheist I liked was the Hindu. The Abrahamic religions of Christianity, Judaism, and Islam are so different than the Indian (Dharmic) religions of Hinduism/Buddhism/Jainism. At least Hinduism and other Indian religions are rooted in your own path to spirituality, a philosophical view on life, and doesn't force itself on other people. Like the video suggested, when you think of a Hindu, one usually thinks of a yogi doing yoga or meditation. As an atheist, I practice a lot of the Hindu tradition like Yoga and meditation. Many here in the west have even adopted those Hindu tradition and culture of yoga and meditation. Even New-Age thinking is deeply rooted in the these philosophical systems.
I have a few Hindu friends and they know of my atheism. They do not question me about it at all. They accept it completely as if it no big deal at all. In Hinduism, atheism is not a big deal and actually seen as one of the paths to your own personal enlightenment and spirituality. I have learnt a great deal about yoga (the real yoga that is still practiced in India, not the watered down and commercialized yoga that the west has adopted) and meditation from them.
As an atheist, I don't believe in any religion but if I had to live in a world of any religion, it would have to be of the Indian religions of Hinduism/Buddhism/Jainism. At least the main principles of their doctrines are ahimsa (non-violence) and karma, a complicated system of action and reaction (can be interpreted as the "golden rule" of doing treated others how you would like to be treated).
Abrahamic religions are too concerned about the after-life and dogmatic in nature.
Sam Harris, one of the most famous atheists, himself says if there were certain philosophies to adopt from religions and into your daily life, it would have to be from the Indian (dharmic) philosophies of Hinduism/Buddhism/Jainism.
Besides Hindu's I believe Buddhists are technically atheists themselves.
@@TrickyJebus Yes and no. As a Hindu with a Buddhist mom, I can tell you that while Buddhism refuse to believe in a supreme, they do have a supreme 'existence'/ universal 'soul' that we can merge with after our death but only after achieving enlightenment and understanding the 'truth'. It's also referred to in Vedas and many Puranas, and the dharmic version of 'truth' unlike the ones of Abrahamic religion isn't to pray or do good but to find your own true self, which means the path is different yet the same for everyone.
Excellent!
Too bad what happened at the end happens all the time, the message doesn't get through.
"Put the fighter jet down."
I love it.
Shouldn't the fighter jet be proof that the Jew is the one who *really* is speaking to God? I mean...where did it come from? He just yanked it out of nowhere! The other weapons could have been lying around on the ground, but this Jew just pulled an F35 out of his ass for crike's sake!
exodiathecoolone . Darkmatter can get us going!
exodiathecoolone . And how the fuck did you know it was an F35???
justjack ...someone else mentioned it in a comment down below.
exodiathecoolone . LOL, I thought you were going to say you can tell by the flaps or something technical.
The Pentacostal dude kills.... KLAH BALLALALALALHAGH LA! Fuckin work that tongue bro!
PS. i wouldve ended the epic end speech with the faithful crying out in unison:" BURN HIM! EAT HIS FLESH!!
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, the wise as false and the rulers as useful"
You got it right 😊
@@YoheYamataiman, where are you from?
@@shakibalhasan8804 somewhere on earth I guess 🤔🧐
@@YoheYamatai yeah, I believe so😑
@@shakibalhasan8804 I'm smurt :>
But in oceania 2+2 is 5
Henrik Genzink Big Brother is watching you
But in soviet russia, 2 + 2 is you
Kyle Bruss no, its you + you = 2
See Call its obviously true that numbers count humans in Soviet Russia
1984
"Put! The fighter jet! Down!" --- Best line on UA-cam, ever!
"Say what?"
XD Best line
2:00 this aged perfectly
I don't understand?
By far your best video yet. It amazes me how smart religious people are in seeing the delusion in other people's religion but are blinded when it comes to their own
When all the theists were being labelled as 'Human' at around 4:00, I was half expecting the Jew's label on the end to spin around and still read 'Jew'.
Made me laugh.
LOL please re-upload including this.
If there is only 1 god. WHY are there so many religions hmm ? :D Theist logic.
Makes no sense. If there is only 1 god you would have only the option to believe or not. And not the option between this god and an other one.
Ganta Igarashi Maybe because God doesn't really care about religion. He only wants us to do good things.
Ganta Igarashi
Not if that god were Loki, the god of deception.
Ganta Igarashi BECAUSE GOD IS LOVE. GOD IS LIFE. END OF CONVERSATION. (wahahahahahhahaha!!!)
God is propably not even existing. God is a lie to make you think there is a life in hell and heaven cause you cant deal with the fact to live only 1 time. 2. Its just moneymakong by the churcu which is fooling simple minded people who believe in a not proofable creature you cant see hear or feel (no the earth and Universum are not his work) today we know that we exist because of a row of science things. This is proofable. But you believe in a god in a year 2015. You are like people who say the Holocaust did not exist. But it was. And you still dont believe it. Oh and btw. A wise man said. There was the Holocaust so there os no god. They prayed and their god dodnt help them.
"Put down that fighter jet," will never grow old.
I'm a Christian, and I agree with this video. So many opinions, without even considering other people's views, culture, background.
and your're still christian after watching this? or are you also thinking that your religion is the right one?
Well, if you change your whole conviction or worldview based on a video, it's maybe because you're an atheist and therefore, you have no grounds at all.
A Christian will have his conviction and use other people's backgrounds to explain why it's valid.
I understand atheists' point of view, but a truly open-minded person realizes there are invisible things in the universe, yet unexplained and thus, spirituality may be valid within the boundaries of science.
It's sad and at the same time funny to see Richard Dawkins - for example - explaining the whole evolutionary process, with pictures on a wall, showing current species, and then very old ancestors on other pics, but the intermediate species are not shown at all, but only blank frames (????). Are we not rejecting God and religion because we believe in what's tangible only? And yet, we show toddlers the evolution with a "fill in the blanks" game.
I do understand your position because I was a christian too for more than 25 years and if you are truly open minded this video alone should make you think maybe all religion are just made up, btw I've became an atheist not long ago because I chose reasonable explanation. Honestly I don't understand some of the things in evolution but atleast they are not relaying on an old textbook , they've got the answers base on the evidence that they've gathered. and I am not 100% believing in evolution I only think of it as the best explanation about how living things got here and even someone proves that evolution is false It won't make other claims to be true like creationism and other magical explanations that doesn't make any sense. I know there are a lot of things that we cannot explain and most of the religious people automatically says that God did it which makes me sad and upset because they don't bother think of it.
What are you talking about? Other people's backgrounds can explain why Christianity is valid? Who? Why are you bringing up invisible things in the universe, when God is supposedly outside of space and time? But why does the bible say that heaven is just on the other side of the clouds?
Richard Dawkins isn't explaining the whole evolutionary process in a few slides, it's not possible to do that. This "transitional forms" argument is very old. Every organism is a transitional form. And even if skeletons of every species in an evolutionary line is presented, all you Christians will do is dismiss it as not having every single generation in the line up. DNA evidence alone is sufficient to prove evolution.
It sure beats some magic being created the universe in six days, and creating light before the sun, and claiming the moon is a light source, and a global flood with two of each animal on a boat for over a year, no explanation for how the animals ate, how a wood boat was able to carry all that weight for so long, all the animal crap, how the humans ate, how all the animals got there.
Everything science has found shows that religions are just made up fairy tales used to comfort people who knew nothing about the world, and somehow, people in the age of knowledge still cling to these ancient beliefs because they cant handle the prospect of not existing after death.
Randall Donadio Wow.... Don't agree with that at all...... My disbelief in religion doesn't kill people......
isn't it a coincidence that God agrees with you , and all the other religious pepole that disagree with you ?
Imporian Republic no it’s called having your parents, your friends, your community all tell you that if you don’t believe what we believe you shall be tortured and burned in Hell for eternity. Hmm that’s something to tell a five year old
Thanks Alex
*people
The day that all religions and belifs in god ends, humanity will come together and love each other
Ramiro 1992 I think humans are greedy, selfish, and only see the world from very narrow viewpoints.
And if you think being atheist makes you a better person, and solves the problem, look at the negative comments here. People insulting others. Evil would still exist.
Titan Till I didn't said I was an atheist, but I won't believe in God without evidence, I believe in the spirit and in the universe
So you will believe in the spirit of the universe without evidence?
bailey cohen are you kidding me? I believe in energy, our spirits are probably energy, and we can emanate either good or bad energy,you never noticed that if you are negative, people around you will be kind of sad and negative? that's because we give and receive energy
@@Mr_x_19922 what the hell is this energy shit
The label swaps were a nice touch! I really enjoy the channel.
I'm a myth.
No, just a crap story
No; you're barely a story, myths are usually entertaining.
so goat simulator lied to me?
Satan got buuurned!
Come to D&D for real this time. you would make the best boss fight ever XD
I like the term Human, instead of Atheist... because Atheist is afterall antitheist
No. A day-old baby does not believe in god or much of anything else. So that infant would be, by definition, an atheist. However that baby would be anti (against) any form of theism since it wouldn't have any idea what theism is.
Brendon Mize so his claim checks out...
Brendon Mize Of course, a day old's brain is incapable of much of anything. So does such an infant believe in God or not? If not, that's what an atheist is: a non-believer in Gods. That was my point. I was commenting on equating atheism and anti-theism. A baby can be an atheist simply by not believing but not an anti-theist who must have a critical opinion of theism. Yes, I know it is an extreme example but it does prove they aren't the same thing.
I worded it wrong. I should have said anti-theism. Or even non-theistic.
Brendon Mize If you think about it, dogs and cats do reason. Truth value switches are invoked surrounding many things, like foods they know they can eat, aggressive behaviors of those around them, deciding whether a toy mouse is worth their time to play with.... etc.
Beliefs are formed even in animals... they may not be formed through the complex means humans go through, but it's all formed through sensory information. Sensory information is very subjective, but in those who lack complex reasoning abilities (knowing objective measures like the scientific method)... it's the best measure they have in understanding the world around them.
Babies cry when they are hungry... the pain they receive from an empty stomach is information, which is uncomfortable. That is their response, and it seems they are conditioned to do so in order to satiate that issue with the help of their caregiver. I don't disagree that their ability to reason complex information is stunted until they are older, but there is still belief-building, even in infants... it's just very basic stuff.
Whether the inability to reason out more complex claims constitutes as a stance beyond the belief/non-belief dichotomy, I would be wary of saying yes. After all, Atheism is a lack of belief... the reasons (knowledge behind it) could be good, bad, or completely void, but that lack of belief exists because the brain's "belief" switch is set to the OFF position.
Bit of a difficult question, so I thought I'd show my hand.
We are ONE race floating on the same ROCK in Space.
The Human Race
BlkOnyx488 Human Species To Be Correct, But I Like What You Said
Ronald Henderson ha ha i thought i had miss-spelled "Species"
I am a christian actually , and i have been asked myself this question :
If all the different religions claim to be true , all of them have been experinced some kind of spiritual stuff , and if them all still claim they have " proof " but can't explain them very RIGHT AND COMPREHENSIBLE way , am i blinded ? Am i being manipulated ? And if the religions experience God on either different way , which one is true one ? Yet i still think there is a creator , but little by little i feel like kinda brainwashed...
The funniest part is that one day i had a debate with an atheist and i called her foolish and delusional 🤓
Why did you call her that?
Hindus see all kinds of crazy stuff, but they use yoga and meditation to arrive at mental states where they see these things -- back when I was into the occult, I used these same methods to "commune" with supernatural entities. The Buddha, a Hindu, used these same methods to reach as far as the human mind can reach and declared all the Hindu gods to be _maya,_ or illusion. He also discovered _nirvana,_ a state of absolute nothingness. This also describes certain visions of Hell, and I think the a perfect Buddhist could possibly avoid the _fires_ of Hell by living a life without meaningful sin. This is as far as a human can go without God reaching down to pull us out of the material realm.
Christians, Jews and Muslims all typically report seeing the same kinds of visions, of angels and God. Muslims do not, as far as my research has uncovered, see visions of Mohammed, only of angels. Christians, Muslims and Jews have all reported seeing Jesus.
@@koalaplays8855 i was a hard christian believer 😭
@@HCR4Z7 narcissism is a sign of lower intelligence
@@wolfofthewest8019 fr
Being raised a Mormon, I appreciate this video for showing just how ridiculous their beliefs really are. In Utah, where I was raised, it is seen as completely normal and nobody questions how fucked up it really is.
He was wrong with one thing. Scientologists are NOT humans.
and you're NOT very smart
# no true scottsman fallacy . Amato
Including Tom Cruise?
@@GTRRSS I agree lmao, he insulted 1 religion saying that scientologists aren't human, they ARE human but they're just practising their own beliefs, yes I support religious freedom
it would've been really funny if the Jewish guys "Jew" text never changed to "human" lol
As a Jew, I agree.
Crazy Genius more like Zionist jew
Zionist have big gay
I litteraly just thought about this
@red pill of truth He said "it WOULD've been", which means it didn't happen, IDIOT.
They can’t all be right, but they can all be wrong.