Do You Know God?

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  • @LesPaul2006
    @LesPaul2006 8 років тому +4882

    He speaks to them all, tells them different things to them all, then sits back and grabs some holy popcorn.

    • @phingirme
      @phingirme 8 років тому +93

      +LesPaul2006 "holy" hahahahaha

    • @noelngo7477
      @noelngo7477 8 років тому +77

      +LesPaul2006 YAASSSS. I thought I was the only one who thought that.

    • @teefugh
      @teefugh 8 років тому +4

      3x@ctly my th0ughts! (>^0^)>

    • @chadhansen5057
      @chadhansen5057 8 років тому +140

      If God was real he relly likes fucking with his creation

    • @MadNotAngry
      @MadNotAngry 8 років тому +21

      Jerry Chavis
      Accent on the "mental" part.

  • @ericallen3654
    @ericallen3654 5 років тому +2142

    "Put. The fighter jet. Down."
    One of the best lines in any DarkMatter2525 video.

  • @jayfredrickson8632
    @jayfredrickson8632 5 років тому +1548

    When I am asked "Do you believe in God?" I answer "Whose?"

    • @gmac3335
      @gmac3335 5 років тому +191

      That's a great response, I'm stealing that.

    • @kjielmalupeng2890
      @kjielmalupeng2890 5 років тому +51

      Hippity hoppity this answer is now my property
      Cringe but fk your opinions LOL

    • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
      @Doctor_Straing_Strange 5 років тому +38

      I tend to answer "I'm not stupid"

    • @tklyte
      @tklyte 4 роки тому +83

      A lady at the bus stop once asked me the same question. You should have seen her face when I asked: "Which one?" I don't think she had ever considered that there're more than the one she believes in. It was a very short conversation.

    • @jayfredrickson8632
      @jayfredrickson8632 4 роки тому +31

      @@gmac3335 Not stealing! I offer it as a public service. 😅

  • @breannadeclerico
    @breannadeclerico 5 років тому +571

    "put the fighter jet down"
    "im sorry but hitler's gotta burn"
    "*unintelligible noises*"
    "i can't wait to get my own planet"

    • @wormbag80
      @wormbag80 4 роки тому +8

      I cried

    • @mareowainaina9168
      @mareowainaina9168 4 роки тому +3

      🤣😂🤣

    • @coopergates9680
      @coopergates9680 4 роки тому +3

      Excuse me? Burn indefinitely for a rude gesture a few seconds long during a commute? Just buy the guy lunch or something.

  • @mankind-redefined1982
    @mankind-redefined1982 8 років тому +2632

    I love how Pentecostal just started shouting in tounges.

    • @nixodian
      @nixodian 8 років тому +20

      Lol!😂

    • @bmaria8011
      @bmaria8011 8 років тому +11

      Robert Lovely yeah

    • @yourfavouritenarcissist
      @yourfavouritenarcissist 8 років тому +163

      as someone who was once pentecostal this is very accurate

    • @terraconensis2317
      @terraconensis2317 8 років тому +25

      tongues means languages.

    • @Morgformer
      @Morgformer 8 років тому +66

      +Terraconensis Congratulations! You defined the word he said!

  • @maddiep6430
    @maddiep6430 8 років тому +346

    PUT. THE. FIGHTER. JET. DOWN.

  • @BrokenJoeGaming
    @BrokenJoeGaming 4 роки тому +554

    I clicked on this and saw that I had disliked this back when I was Christian lmao

    • @searchingforthetruth2188
      @searchingforthetruth2188 4 роки тому +17

      When did you leave and why if I may ask?

    • @saraha57
      @saraha57 4 роки тому +92

      pls 😭 i find this so funny cause i did that too when i was muslim

    • @BrokenJoeGaming
      @BrokenJoeGaming 4 роки тому +67

      @@searchingforthetruth2188 its a long story of losing faith and seeing just how twisted the Bible is

    • @BrokenJoeGaming
      @BrokenJoeGaming 4 роки тому +26

      @@saraha57 when did you deconvert?

    • @saraha57
      @saraha57 4 роки тому +61

      @@BrokenJoeGaming about 7 months ago i’ve been questioning my religion for about 3 years but I always put it behind me because my family always talked about how it was the devil whispering and I didn’t want to “give in”. I guess I was just scared since I was a child ( still am i’m 13) but I finally decided to research into it and make a decision.

  • @DaniielPineda
    @DaniielPineda 4 роки тому +1462

    "Jesus cursed black people"
    "say what!?" 😂😂

    • @mareowainaina9168
      @mareowainaina9168 4 роки тому +15

      🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @pdawfpodcast3105
      @pdawfpodcast3105 4 роки тому +137

      They really believe that shit

    • @mustaki7620
      @mustaki7620 4 роки тому +26

      PDAWF PODCAST Mormons believe that??

    • @pdawfpodcast3105
      @pdawfpodcast3105 4 роки тому +163

      @@mustaki7620 yeah man....early mormoms believed black people had dark skin because of the "Curse of Cain". Crazy stuff.

    • @jindrichsander9555
      @jindrichsander9555 4 роки тому +1

      my favorite line! lol

  • @dyedredz3473
    @dyedredz3473 10 років тому +1347

    Being an atheist is like being the only sober person in the car but the others won't let you drive

  • @brigraves7134
    @brigraves7134 7 років тому +475

    *PUT THE FIGHTER JET D O W N*

    • @Ms13unknown13
      @Ms13unknown13 6 років тому +8

      FairyyFloss
      but his still holding that sniper rifle.

    • @vincentlaw1415
      @vincentlaw1415 6 років тому +10

      The muslim was holding an unloaded RPG anyway xD

    • @zxendarko
      @zxendarko 6 років тому +1

      Follow me on Instagram shorty lostzaraki

    • @gustavbruunkjr5123
      @gustavbruunkjr5123 6 років тому

      What a fricking jew jetter!

    • @fduranthesee
      @fduranthesee 6 років тому

      PUT THE COOKIE DOWN, NOW!

  • @emilengen7825
    @emilengen7825 5 років тому +533

    I Can't force myself to believe in god. That's not how believing works.

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 4 роки тому +17

      That's all there is to it. Trying to convert others is a futile exercise in religious conceit.

    • @nrgnnvn6109
      @nrgnnvn6109 3 роки тому +9

      Exactly this. If they showed me tangible proof, I would believe. It's always subjective things they use as proof.

    • @savagechicken4518
      @savagechicken4518 3 роки тому

      Yeah, you can, pretend and give in to it, I know it's tempting, be good and worship god = heaven, bad and godless = hell. Simple man what else you want, get a religion man

    • @bruh......2005
      @bruh......2005 3 роки тому +15

      @@savagechicken4518 pretending doesn't mean ACTUALLY believing though

    • @bruh......2005
      @bruh......2005 3 роки тому +13

      @@savagechicken4518 your "God" will obviously know he is faking anyways since he's omniscient right? So it's still kinda meaningless

  • @neoarketariviello4241
    @neoarketariviello4241 5 років тому +324

    _In America two plus two is four_
    _While in India, two plus two is also four_

  • @DarkMatter2525
    @DarkMatter2525  10 років тому +6039

    I was thinking of starting a regular series with God and Jeffery, complete with connected episodes and seasons. What do you think of this idea, and what is your opinion on the direction it should take?

    • @natesamadhi33
      @natesamadhi33 10 років тому +221

      You know damn well im down to watch that!

    • @NooAcademy
      @NooAcademy 10 років тому +120

      Very good idea, i watch all videos. Continue the work, your videos have a very good message and are very well animated and draw.

    • @73hd99w
      @73hd99w 10 років тому +47

      do it!

    • @atimnie
      @atimnie 10 років тому +100

      Cool idea. Start out with an origin story, where did god come from, the creation of the angels, how Jeffery became god's keeper. Then do the basic sitcom thing where god fucks up and Jeffery has to make things right. You know, like you've been doing, but expanded.

    • @mollysmith5767
      @mollysmith5767 10 років тому +27

      Yes!!!

  • @nelsonr12
    @nelsonr12 9 років тому +560

    "Hitler's gonna burn, and so's that guy who cut me off in traffic this morning."

    • @gdvsevil09
      @gdvsevil09 7 років тому +1

      nelsonr12 lol

    • @comparativeadvantage6470
      @comparativeadvantage6470 7 років тому +12

      Donald TRUMP & ALL the SCUM who Voted for TRUMP,
      wiLL BURN ALIVE, in HeLLary Fire, for ALL ETERNITY,
      to come!!!!

    • @KdubzRAW
      @KdubzRAW 7 років тому +6

      Comparative Advantage stfu idiot you can’t burn in Hell for eternity it’s impossible , eternity means no beginning or end. Fucktard

    • @weaselhunter8324
      @weaselhunter8324 6 років тому +7

      Legend Status, he's quite obviously joking, lmao.

    • @bricolq8870
      @bricolq8870 6 років тому

      Comparative Advantage why would you wish that.

  • @hotrodthe1
    @hotrodthe1 8 років тому +282

    "Not if Xenu escapes his volcano prison!" XD that's hilarious!

  • @abravar2
    @abravar2 6 років тому +449

    As someone who grew up Mormon, this depiction is 100% accurate

    • @coopergates9680
      @coopergates9680 4 роки тому +12

      What was most helpful for your escape?

    • @nrgnnvn6109
      @nrgnnvn6109 3 роки тому +8

      @@coopergates9680 I want to ask as well

    • @mrhitech6742
      @mrhitech6742 3 роки тому +11

      As someone who grew up Jewish, the Jew's design is possibly the best "generic modern orthodox Jew" I've ever seen.

    • @abravar2
      @abravar2 3 роки тому

      @@mrhitech6742 noted.

    • @abravar2
      @abravar2 3 роки тому +9

      @@coopergates9680 I didn’t fit the mold and it took a huge toll on me as kid. Made it easier to escape though. It was quite the relief to find out it was all founded on lies.

  • @LordAdam44
    @LordAdam44 8 років тому +659

    "I cant wait to get my own planet!" I just died

  • @AnthonyRizzo2
    @AnthonyRizzo2 9 років тому +432

    A child desperately wants to believe in Santa Clause because he loves Santa? NOPE! It's because he likes getting presents. Sounds familiar huh?

    • @servantofyhwh5194
      @servantofyhwh5194 9 років тому +11

      Anthony Rizzo Is that why you love you're parents?

    • @AnthonyRizzo2
      @AnthonyRizzo2 9 років тому +15

      So Santa Clause is your parent?

    • @servantofyhwh5194
      @servantofyhwh5194 9 років тому +4

      Anthony Rizzo You know what I'm getting at.

    • @AnthonyRizzo2
      @AnthonyRizzo2 9 років тому +11

      servantofyhwh You think I should love Santa Clause!

    • @kevinmendez1599
      @kevinmendez1599 9 років тому +1

      Anthony Rizzo he is saying that if YOU get presents from your parents YOU love them. What i say is you dont love god because he doesnt want you to sin. So go sin. Theres your reward. Or present. Lets be real. Most people wont wait till they die for a present so jesus and santa is kinda like comparing delayed gratification with wheres my present now momma waawaaawaaaaa!

  • @CloroxBleach-nq3hc
    @CloroxBleach-nq3hc 8 років тому +1652

    What about us?
    The church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    • @lxjoe96
      @lxjoe96 8 років тому +14

      What do you mean "What about us?"

    • @clover3625
      @clover3625 8 років тому +78

      the church of the FSM started as an atheistic parody religion.

    • @Ziegfield
      @Ziegfield 8 років тому +100

      Ramen

    • @fezmaster9938
      @fezmaster9938 8 років тому +24

      Clorox Bleach * puts on colander *

    • @datiko5654
      @datiko5654 8 років тому +39

      Clorox Bleach ramen bro

  • @keepdancingmaria
    @keepdancingmaria 5 років тому +119

    "Put- the fighter jet- down." How often have we all longed to say those words of peace, but never found the right moment?
    You are so brilliant.

  • @switchf16
    @switchf16 9 років тому +326

    "put the fighter jet down." -- that's where I lost it. lol

  • @blessedblasphemy9933
    @blessedblasphemy9933 7 років тому +314

    "A perfect being would have gotten it right from the very beginning" Right on. But nothing like "getting your own planet" ha ha.

    • @jilliansmith7123
      @jilliansmith7123 6 років тому +9

      You only get your own planet if you are a married man. Women have to be married and will tag along with the other sister-wives of her husband to share the planet with all of them.

    • @thebashfulturtle9987
      @thebashfulturtle9987 6 років тому +1

      Lol, I'm mormon

    • @thebashfulturtle9987
      @thebashfulturtle9987 6 років тому +1

      @just a weird guy for Florida m8

  • @octavioflores8996
    @octavioflores8996 8 років тому +369

    I love how the black guy was like say what when the Mormon said the blacks are cursed XD

    • @gdvsevil09
      @gdvsevil09 7 років тому +7

      Octavio Flores me too lmao

    • @thenecromancer7487
      @thenecromancer7487 6 років тому +6

      Octavio Flores oh I never knew racism was a religion.

    • @pbluma
      @pbluma 6 років тому

      Maybe they are cursed, look at them

    • @thenecromancer7487
      @thenecromancer7487 6 років тому +1

      pbluma *RACIST ALERT*

    • @piljara
      @piljara 6 років тому +5

      @@pbluma yeah, that's pretty racist ngl

  • @jbrown5955
    @jbrown5955 5 років тому +629

    “I’m sorry but Hitlers gotta burn” best thing I’ve ever heard from a southern baptist. Also the Pentecostalist is my mood. The entire time he’s just so insane. 😂 😂 😆 😝

    • @2ndairborneguy790
      @2ndairborneguy790 5 років тому +18

      Shlobby dobby klok kluok

    • @c.f.a4531
      @c.f.a4531 5 років тому +44

      I know this is old but I was raised Pentecostal. He was "speaking in tongues". Pentecostals think that for some people God will create a special language that only he and a few others can understand. Supposedly it's so Satan can't understand it.
      While I'm on this topic, this isn't biblically supported. The verses usually used to support were about God giving people the ability to speak other languages so they could preach to people in their native language.

    • @jamesdean9183
      @jamesdean9183 4 роки тому +21

      @@c.f.a4531 I was raised Pentecostal as well. My Preacher always said it was the "language of Heaven" like he didnt just utter random nonsense. He said there were tons of Biblical passages about speaking in tongues, but could never support it. That's something a lot of preachers do, say things then cant back them up at all.

    • @d-nyce544
      @d-nyce544 3 роки тому +7

      Raised pentecostal as well. I immediately thought he was trying to throw some lies in the animation to make it funnier but then I remembered seeing this nonsense with my own eyes 😆🤣

  • @Deathnotefan97
    @Deathnotefan97 6 років тому +1362

    Wait...
    Mormons believe they get an entire _planet_ when they die
    As in, an entire planet for each individual person?
    Do they at least get spaceships to go visit the other people's planets? Because it'd get pretty lonely after a while

    • @MrGeocidal
      @MrGeocidal 6 років тому +148

      They're too egotistical to want to visit other gods on other planet. They only want to interact with their subjects on their own planet.

    • @thomasbarr8176
      @thomasbarr8176 5 років тому +78

      And the men get many wives and they must populate it with spirit children hahahaha

    • @ryangoodrich4709
      @ryangoodrich4709 5 років тому +49

      Nah they believe they become lesser gods and create planets

    • @jackgreentheweirdonce-ler969
      @jackgreentheweirdonce-ler969 5 років тому +16

      I highly doubt it that it'll ever happen
      Hell why do we even need them if we're dead ? Also is it actually a planet named after us ourselves instead ?
      Do we even become gods ourselves or just tyrant monarchs ? So why have planets of our own when we could have a proper and long awaited relationship with this god like asking questions or finding out the truth ?

    • @majesticwalrus429
      @majesticwalrus429 5 років тому +26

      Deathnotefan97 Hold on I’m bouta become a Mormon

  • @brandana9553
    @brandana9553 9 років тому +1543

    I think I am gonna become morman now.... I want my own planet

    • @santianzo2861
      @santianzo2861 9 років тому +79

      +John Smith morman?? is that a superhero? you meant to say mormon.

    • @makootithebionicman3612
      @makootithebionicman3612 9 років тому +46

      +John Smith I will Worships the Main gods of the Norse, Egytian, and Greek Pantheons. wish me luck

    • @santianzo2861
      @santianzo2861 9 років тому

      Odysseus Of Ithaca you will be missing like 6 thousand more.

    • @makootithebionicman3612
      @makootithebionicman3612 9 років тому

      Santi Anzo nah

    • @santianzo2861
      @santianzo2861 9 років тому +3

      Odysseus Of Ithaca that wasn´t an opinion, it was a fact. You can´t deny facts.

  • @rr.studios
    @rr.studios 4 роки тому +112

    Everyone gangsta till the Pentecostal starts rapping.

    • @jim62000
      @jim62000 4 роки тому +10

      more like starts speaking in enchantment table

    • @rr.studios
      @rr.studios 4 роки тому +2

      @@jim62000 oh lmao fr

    • @jim62000
      @jim62000 4 роки тому +2

      @@rr.studios hahahahaha

    • @kanchanpende8547
      @kanchanpende8547 15 днів тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @josephhsu3221
    @josephhsu3221 5 років тому +217

    I am so grateful for atheist you tubers. Genetically modified skeptic started me being skeptical and the. Rationality rules and cosmic skeptic and now this channel

    • @mistylover2082
      @mistylover2082 4 роки тому +1

      Agreed 😎

    • @ftfyoungleon
      @ftfyoungleon 4 роки тому +13

      Non stamp collector

    • @psychedelictranscendental811
      @psychedelictranscendental811 4 роки тому +5

      Nonstamp collector. The legendary atheist channel of the bygone days

    • @artemis8368
      @artemis8368 4 роки тому +13

      I started turning atheist from cosmic skeptic. Him and genetically modified skeptic are really nice at giving basic advice on reasoning. I ve been an atheist for 1 year now (I m 19 currently) and I remember how I had demonized channels like this one, because they try to get their point across in a more raw and sarcastic way. I specifically remember hating this channel while having watched only a few minutes of one random video.
      My theistic ears didn't want to listen. It's kinda funny to look back.

    • @FactStorm
      @FactStorm 2 роки тому +2

      Hell yeah, they are voices of reason in a world full of stupidity.

  • @alejandromanuel8227
    @alejandromanuel8227 7 років тому +451

    What if God just told everybody different things, then just sat back and enjoyed everyone tearing each other apart? If he’s real, then to him we’re most likely some tiny creatures who tear each other apart at the slightest provocation. That would certainly explain a lot of things

    • @alanroberts9179
      @alanroberts9179 7 років тому +9

      D.C. Mapping I thought about that also

    • @CloutmasterPhluphyy
      @CloutmasterPhluphyy 6 років тому +12

      Idk what i am, i identify as a christian but tbh i could care less about church and stuff...

    • @daymi7300
      @daymi7300 6 років тому +5

      @@CloutmasterPhluphyy same.

    • @CloutmasterPhluphyy
      @CloutmasterPhluphyy 6 років тому +3

      @@daymi7300 at least someone is on board amiright xd

    • @daymi7300
      @daymi7300 6 років тому +8

      @@CloutmasterPhluphyy actually, a lot of Christians are like that. they're Christian on name only

  • @Wordoffakes
    @Wordoffakes 10 років тому +311

    DarkMatter2525 I lost my shit when that dude started speaking in tongues. I can still do that shit and actually allowed that nonsense into my life for 20 years. Thank goodness I'm out of that crazy mess, thanks to guys like you and videos like these. ;)

    • @josualwilliams5328
      @josualwilliams5328 10 років тому

      I seen this a couple hrs ago good one . He mentions the Jews taking land and yea the speaking in tounges lol

    • @ShadeSlayer1911
      @ShadeSlayer1911 10 років тому +2

      Does it really sound like that or equally ridiculous?

    • @Unethical.FandubsGames
      @Unethical.FandubsGames 10 років тому +15

      ShadeSlayer1911 Yeah, it's just gibbering and making shit up to look impressive.

    • @josualwilliams5328
      @josualwilliams5328 10 років тому +11

      From what I hear some people fall out in the floor and start flopping around talking in tounges lmfao

    • @odunayor
      @odunayor 10 років тому +43

      I remember some years ago, i was in a heavy prayer section in a church and everyone started shekerebobo shakrakutupalukuma sheyo makata..(speaking in tongue) and then then pastor noticed i wasnt speaking in tongue and he came to me and said let the spirit take control of you and i was like what spirit, then he said let it flow. speak in tongue and i said i dont know how to and he said just say whatever comes to your mind and let it flow, God understands it! thats when i knew ITS PURE BULLSHIT!!! I kinda see religion and anccient political parties, fooling people, Judging people, controlling people and making money all in the name of God created by human to scare people and gain control and power over people and make us feel safe and have empty hopes during times of trouble!!!

  • @Mr._Nobadi_M._Portent
    @Mr._Nobadi_M._Portent 5 років тому +95

    This has been one of the biggest questions I couldn't get around with religion. Why are there so many of them, all claiming to be the ABSOLUTE TRUTH? Regardless of the actual truth, someone's gonna be disappointed.

    • @zhcultivator
      @zhcultivator 4 роки тому +7

      Exactly.........

    • @spacegirl7290
      @spacegirl7290 3 роки тому +4

      The number of religions are even more than you're aware of, every person is different and each person describes his or her own God differently but it doesn't mean there's too many Gods, it just means that there are too many people
      The truth of the God is not a secret yet some people are made blind.

    • @boianko
      @boianko Рік тому +3

      ​@@spacegirl7290 God most definitely is a "secret". He doesn't reveal himself to any sane person and everyone who claims to have communed with him in any more ambiguous way (like a spiritual experience) seems to have a completely different idea of what he is and wants. He's either hiding, isn't there at all, or is deliberately playing some weird prank on humanity.

  • @csbaca1
    @csbaca1 5 років тому +264

    Science flies men to the moon...
    Religion flies men into tall buildings.

  • @MCWon212
    @MCWon212 10 років тому +144

    "If God's message is to us was so dire, so vitally important, then why wouldn't he give it to us in such a clear and precise way, so that we would all be in agreement. As evident as a simple math problem in which there is universal agreement, rather than trusting his precious message to be spread by fallible, corruptible human beings. Why would the Almighty God allow the continuation of such widespread falsehoods in his name which would be effortless for him to correct, or ever need to correct in the first place, because a perfect being would have gotten it right from the very beginning." ~DarkMatter2525

    • @SuperSnooki14
      @SuperSnooki14 10 років тому

      My guess is With direct truth From God comes responsibility to accept it and if rejected there are consequences according to eternal laws.

    • @mackd4731
      @mackd4731 10 років тому +1

      brian puelska god doesn't exist.......

    • @iamjnada6723
      @iamjnada6723 10 років тому +6

      The problem is not with the messenger. The problem is that people believe what they want to believe, and they disbelieve what they don't want to believe. And they believe some parts of something, but disregard other parts, to serve their own will. This is not a reflection on God, who gives us the will to choose, it's a reflection on people and the choices that we make.

    • @MCWon212
      @MCWon212 10 років тому +3

      IamJ Nada OK, are you saying that people should adhere to the every word of their holy books?
      And that free will argument is bullshit...

    • @MCWon212
      @MCWon212 10 років тому +13

      Carbon Based Lifeforms The outright assertion of God, which you did, is pomposity... The rejection or unbelief of God is a more rational standpoint than a belief in God. Face it, There is NO evidence of God, just like there is no evidence of dragons, tooth fairies, Santa Claus, etc. Now, when you make a positive claim, you need to have positive evidence to prove it. And when you make extraordinary claims, you need extraordinary evidence! Experiencing God is not good enough... That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.
      You don't KNOW whether is a God or not, you BELIEVE that there is one. Believing isn't knowing. Knowledge is demonstrable and measurable! If you cannot show it, you do NOT know it.
      You have FAITH that God exists.
      Faith is "an assumption that is asserted without justification and is unwarranted. And it is assumed without reason and defended against all reason. It is the definition of UNREASONABLE!"
      "Faith is often a matter of pretending to know what you know you really don't know, and that no one even can know, and which you merely believe"
      The multiverse, which is a hypothesis, not a theory, has nothing at all to do with Atheism.
      "Arrogance is the enemy of learning." Nothing is more arrogant that claiming that your religious books have all the answers, and sanding by that even when those books have been almost completely debunked. Nothing is more arrogant than to believe that man is made in God's image, that God has taken a special interest in us.
      I could go on but I'm tired. Have a good day

  • @joshkeatley
    @joshkeatley 10 років тому +137

    PENTECOSTAL SPEAKING IN TONGUES! HAHA! THAT CRACKED ME UP!

    • @casadosdebates
      @casadosdebates 10 років тому +12

      Yeah, I was listening to the video and I was understanding what they were speaking, but when the pentecostal started talking I thought that I would have lost all of my abilities to understand English and would have to come back to the English language course..hahahahaha

    • @joshkeatley
      @joshkeatley 10 років тому +20

      Haha! I grew up in pentecostal churches. Speaking in tongues is just made up gibberish! LOL!

    • @Wastingsometimehere
      @Wastingsometimehere 10 років тому +5

      So you all basically sang Boy George songs?

    • @riparianlife97701
      @riparianlife97701 10 років тому +2

      Wastingsometimehere REM songs are Pentecostal as hell.

    • @Wastingsometimehere
      @Wastingsometimehere 10 років тому +5

      Docktor Jim
      I doubt losing my religion is one of them.

  • @scythian2138
    @scythian2138 9 років тому +72

    "Say what?"
    Ooglyskooglybakabtakabkaka
    That dude needs to "Say what?" throughout the entire video.

  • @AddisonDover
    @AddisonDover 5 років тому +86

    as an exmormon who was raised in the "church", that was 100% spot on.

    • @andrewferg8737
      @andrewferg8737 4 роки тому +3

      Rejection of false gods is not a rejection of God.
      "Now the LORD had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father's house, unto a land that I will shew thee" (Genesis 12:1)
      Peace be with you.

    • @andrewferg8737
      @andrewferg8737 3 роки тому +1

      @@israel.s.garcia Oversimplification is as evident in your expressed taste in videos as is in your misapprehension of comparative religion.

    • @thisisemmalyshandle
      @thisisemmalyshandle 3 роки тому +8

      @@andrewferg8737 you realize that Mormonism is just christianity with extra steps lmfao

    • @nylnoble1836
      @nylnoble1836 3 місяці тому

      @@andrewferg8737 who is the true god? what his name? explained with evidence and logical explanation without dropping a bible verse?

  • @abaddonthelordofavernus.4353
    @abaddonthelordofavernus.4353 8 років тому +79

    "PUT. THE FIGHTER JET. DOWN." LMAO

    • @tomatoglider
      @tomatoglider 7 років тому +1

      Abaddon, the Lord of Avernus. "Put that cookie down! Now!"

    • @vincentlaw1415
      @vincentlaw1415 6 років тому +1

      Put the unloaded RPG down

    • @greyvendetta9902
      @greyvendetta9902 6 років тому +1

      Slark is stronger than you

  • @ssrtherealrauthan
    @ssrtherealrauthan 7 років тому +302

    2+2 is 4
    Man this dude teaching some quick matfs

    • @alialiali6663
      @alialiali6663 6 років тому

      actually he is teaching 0 = 1 , this universe came out of nothing, and nothing means absence of everything. just think about it. if there were many gods other than THE ONE TRUE GOD WHO IS ABSOLUTE ALL IN HIS POWERS, ETERNAL EVER LIVING, INDEPENDENT AND EVERYTHING DEPENDENT UPON HIM you'll find chaos and corruption in the universe. to find TRUE GOD you've to find his TRUE BOOK which is QUR'AN. QUR'AN confirms the previous revelations and tells that those scriptures were changed by humans but QUR'AN is final message for all humankind so this revelation preservation responsibility ALLAH takes upon HIMSELF and SAYS IN THE QUR'AN IN CHAPTER 4 VERSE 84 " DO THEY NOT THEN CONSIDER THE QUR'AN CAREFULLY? HAD IT BEEN FROM OTHER THAN THE ONE TRUE GOD, THEY WOULD SURELY HAVE FOUND THEREIN MUCH CONTRADICTIONS." like i said THE ONE & ONLY TRUE GOD is ABSOLUTE AND PERFECT so HIS WORD WILL ALSO BE PERFECT WITHOUT ANY CONTRADICTION. READ QUR'AN PLEASE.

    • @GreatHope3-16
      @GreatHope3-16 6 років тому

      Da ting goes Skrattt papapa pop akkkt

    • @marxistmystic
      @marxistmystic 6 років тому

      -1 that's 3 quick matfs

    • @IsabellasWardrobe1
      @IsabellasWardrobe1 6 років тому +1

      @@alialiali6663 what about the Book of Mormon?

    • @randomizedm9708
      @randomizedm9708 6 років тому

      Abdul Ali Siddiqui Hello I am the writer of the book titled “QU’RAN” and I just want to say that was all written from my Imagination.

  • @PowakaddySparesUK
    @PowakaddySparesUK 7 років тому +2095

    We are all born Atheist until someone starts telling us lies.

    • @korytoombs886
      @korytoombs886 6 років тому +52

      Everything is a lie, nothing is true. So even the math teacher is lying.

    • @fireflyexposed
      @fireflyexposed 6 років тому +140

      We're fully ignorant of absolutely everything ... from language to numbers to plants and animals. We're ignorant until someone teaches us. We're not born atheist, we're not born believers ... we're simply ignorant until taught

    • @gainzmotivate
      @gainzmotivate 6 років тому +1

      You’ll even deny dmt

    • @MaoDev
      @MaoDev 6 років тому +13

      Mark Crowther-Smith I was christian till 13 years old.

    • @Zorooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
      @Zorooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 6 років тому +12

      Kory Toombs Fuck off as if you actually know anything.

  • @nikkikiki1624
    @nikkikiki1624 6 років тому +185

    If God existed why would he need words and books and specific languages to talk to humans?

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 6 років тому

      How else would one communicate?

    • @nikkikiki1624
      @nikkikiki1624 6 років тому +33

      @@DakotaofRaptors yeah, because words are the only form of communication known to man

    • @timotej9752
      @timotej9752 6 років тому +12

      @@nikkikiki1624 but he don't need words and books and specific languages. He can use dreams and mirracles and he can speak to people through their conscience too. And because he loves us, he send his son Jesus to teach us through his actions.

    • @nikkikiki1624
      @nikkikiki1624 6 років тому +24

      @@timotej9752 yes, exactly, he can, but he doesn't send us all Jesus. If everything in this life is a test then so is religion, and uniting in spite of being of different religions and ideologies I think is a hard and noble act

    • @nikkikiki1624
      @nikkikiki1624 6 років тому +14

      @@ZyBoyz sure, "athirst" lol

  • @ChristianIce
    @ChristianIce 10 років тому +195

    Until 2:08 was a very good video.
    After 2:08 it turned into a masterpiece.

    • @LolFunDoppiaggi
      @LolFunDoppiaggi 10 років тому +2

      Ora lo doppio, che ne pensi?

    • @ChristianIce
      @ChristianIce 10 років тому +2

      Lol Fun Doppiaggi
      Sarebbero da doppiare tutti :)

    • @LolFunDoppiaggi
      @LolFunDoppiaggi 10 років тому +2

      ***** ludo thorn GioPizzi e non so chi mi scordo... ci lavoriamo? E' il gran maestro della loggia Youtubbiana che ve lo comanda!
      tranquillo bello mio, so che accetteranno tutti XD

    • @ludothorn
      @ludothorn 10 років тому +1

      lol

  • @Repzion
    @Repzion 10 років тому +945

    I think this is your best video.
    Yes, I do know God. He saved me when I was six years old, he made me feel guilty for my sins (my parents did actually) and then I got baptized when I was 11 because again, God was calling me to do it (it was actually my church)...
    And LOL at the Mormon.

    • @Warmaka
      @Warmaka 10 років тому +137

      Mormons get their own planet? Maaan and I'm stuck with my beer volcanoes and the stripper factory...

    • @Benimation
      @Benimation 10 років тому

      I think I can never exactly know what that's like..

    • @DarkMatter2525
      @DarkMatter2525  10 років тому +84

      Thanks, Rep!

    • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
      @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 10 років тому +23

      Argedon
      Not only that, but on their planet they get to enjoy endless, ever-lasting celestial sex with their many, maaaany space-wives.

    • @exodiathecoolone
      @exodiathecoolone 10 років тому

      Argedon Your avatar and your comment there go perfectly well together!

  • @dunjak111
    @dunjak111 6 років тому +722

    4:17 made me laugh so hard.

    • @Beeetlejjug
      @Beeetlejjug 6 років тому +2

      Yeah me too

    • @GandalfTheSilver
      @GandalfTheSilver 6 років тому +15

      @AzrielJale
      Labeling people degenerates isn't going to help them think rationally about religion, it will more likely have the opposite effect of negatively impacting their disposition towards you or even towards atheism as a whole.
      If you want progress, start with the facts rather than trying to unfoundedly criticize human beings who have been indoctrinated by society. I was once subscribed to the catholic religion. I didn't come to the conclusion that religion is wholly man-made by listening to insufferable nïave atheists blather on with personal attacks on my character. I came to that conclusion by educating myself, and in doing so, freeing myself from my dogmatic worldview.

    • @fbi5072
      @fbi5072 6 років тому +2

      @AzrielJale r/iamverysmart
      Sure I'm not saying you don't have that IQ but I'm just saying that a lot of religious people aren't dumb they were just brainwashed since birth to be live things by there family friends and even people they didn't know, when your a kid you have a much weaker mind so it's easier to brain wash them that doesn't make them dumb if you were just born all the way up to let's say 10 and you attended church every Sunday and were taught to be live certain things well most likely you would belive them. Maybe you weren't brainwadhed to belive these things and that's why you don't belive in it know, I myself am not religious but that's not because I'm smart it's because I wasn't brainwashed since birth.

    • @editsonimovie8681
      @editsonimovie8681 6 років тому

      same

    • @fbi5072
      @fbi5072 6 років тому +2

      @AzrielJale I completely agree with you but I'm just saying that mabye they don't question it because they have been trained to believe they are right. But other then that I get your point. Even if you have an average IQ you should still question these things, thank you for clearing it up!

  • @TMS0615
    @TMS0615 3 роки тому +49

    Hey man I just wanted to say thank you, I was raised a catholic and I've been questioning my faith for a while now and then I found your account and you really helped me to understand. and now I'm an Atheist and I'm happy about it. I don't know if there is a God if there is one I don't believe in em and frankly I don't really care but I do believe in you and your channel so thank you and have a good life man you've definitely done more than enough for others to deserve one.

  • @Mihawk07
    @Mihawk07 7 років тому +51

    Delivering messages in a very humorous, easy to understand way while keeping entertaining factor at immense heights. Your videos need to be streamed on television and shown in schools.

  • @tianag8513
    @tianag8513 7 років тому +107

    That pentecostal had me dying

  • @DamarisJohnsonnakomiah
    @DamarisJohnsonnakomiah 9 років тому +451

    clip 1:39
    Mormon: "Jesus visited the Indians and cursed Black people.
    Methodist: " SAY WHAT?
    (I’m dead ROTFL!!!)

    • @DamarisJohnsonnakomiah
      @DamarisJohnsonnakomiah 9 років тому +8

      Wolfred Bane LOL! 😁😆

    • @williammcangus8771
      @williammcangus8771 9 років тому

      Just because there are lies about God doesn't mean there isn't truth about Him...that is if you believe God exists, He shows Himself in that we live in designed bodies souls and spirits in a designed universe...the truth about God can be found, but you must first believe He exists...God is Jesus, Yaweh, the alpha and omega, I Am...the bible is His book...many visit heaven frequently, and many meet Jesus after their temporary deaths, those who've been to heaven will tell you that the bible is indeed true and from God

    • @DamarisJohnsonnakomiah
      @DamarisJohnsonnakomiah 9 років тому +25

      William McAngus if you can’t demonstrate your god he/she/it isn’t real.
      The burden of proof is on the believer. Presupposing is useless..

    • @williammcangus8771
      @williammcangus8771 9 років тому +1

      +Ebony Atheist what does demonstrate mean? I'm talking about God the Father on His throne in heaven, which is far away from here, perhaps in another dimension...also Jesus Gods Son who rose again from death in a glorified body and who appears to whom He chooses, I'm one He has appeared to...and the Spirit is among you, I see Him daily...if you believe that were designed beings, there is a Designer...testimonies of ndes and visits to heaven in the spirit are fairly common amongst Gods church...I'm just saying there is truth about God, and that He does exist based on the evidences I just said...how else should He show Himself?

    • @williammcangus8771
      @williammcangus8771 9 років тому

      +Ebony Atheist there's a lot more evidence but I don't want to clog the comments section, I just want to know why you don't believe in Him....and if possible lead you to Him, not for my sake, for yours and His sake...because those who don't know Him won't be with Him after death, in other words they'll go to hell

  • @blinkyghost8398
    @blinkyghost8398 6 років тому +30

    This is my personal favorite video made by you DarkMatter. It is pretty eye opening at times yet still has plenty of good comedy. Let me tell you DarkMatter, you have changed my life. I used to be lost and confused about what I identified with. I was baptized and confirmed as a Catholic, but I have always felt a bit different on what they taught. Some stuff lines up, but some stuff was always a little off, but your videos have really opened my mind. I know consider myself a very open minded agnostic/humanist. With some Christian ideas and beliefs in their, only the ones that really line up with my morals though. So thank you, have really helped me through the past year or 2. I have actually been subscribed on 1 of my accounts since you were at like 300k, at least. Big fan of your work and support everything you do. Can't wait for that book on Power Corrupts to come out, I will definitely get a copy.

  • @casparuskruger4807
    @casparuskruger4807 8 років тому +147

    After the atheist explains what a real god would do at 4:16--there is a pause and the believers start yapping again at 4:20 as if the atheist said nothing at all is so, so typical. The believers invariably ignore what a non believer says about any form of religion.

    • @KdubzRAW
      @KdubzRAW 7 років тому +12

      Casparus Kruger because there scared of hell

    • @davidricardo4991
      @davidricardo4991 6 років тому

      .

    • @guytheincognito4186
      @guytheincognito4186 6 років тому +1

      Maka Law
      No, theist are ignored because they have nothing to say, all that could be said have been said, which in the end amounted to nothing.
      All that's being said now are constant repeats of old lies and dead arguments. All that can be done in response is to put a death ear to it and wait for them to come up with something new or catch up with reality.

    • @ghostface6701
      @ghostface6701 6 років тому

      Maka Law
      The burden of proof is on religion. Not non believers. If you believe something it’s your job to prove it. If you can’t prove it, chances are it doesn’t exist.

    • @ghostface6701
      @ghostface6701 6 років тому

      Maka Law
      Provide sources and articles. Videos and quotes. Don’t just say cosmetology and ontology without taking out specific bits that support your argument.

  • @casperjack7452
    @casperjack7452 5 років тому +30

    "Put the fighter jet down!" Leave it to an atheist to ruin a good time.

  • @evolveaxsym9422
    @evolveaxsym9422 6 років тому +329

    Most people who think they hear God is really just there mind saying stuff and them not realizing they were just thinking of it

    • @janettaschuch3591
      @janettaschuch3591 6 років тому +6

      Evolve Axsym -- this rears the business of needing to quieten ones mind. So extraneous mental noise is not telling you anything muchless anything you would not want to agree with.

    • @janettaschuch3591
      @janettaschuch3591 6 років тому +27

      Aiden James -- that would make us God. And that has been said in the Far East for thousands of years.

    • @CloutmasterPhluphyy
      @CloutmasterPhluphyy 6 років тому

      Only reason i keep my religion is bc my dad wants me to experience it therefore i might be liw key atheist

    • @American-Plague
      @American-Plague 6 років тому +1

      Or they are looking for early release from prison.

    • @AAhmou
      @AAhmou 6 років тому

      Basically.

  • @LETCHAOSREIGN666
    @LETCHAOSREIGN666 5 років тому +20

    “We were all humans until race disconnected us, religion separated us, politics divided us, and wealth classified us.”

    • @user-pw6ei2mn7x
      @user-pw6ei2mn7x 6 місяців тому +3

      Very true. Well said. Thank you 🍀🍀🍀

    • @Void100-v3x
      @Void100-v3x 2 місяці тому

      Who's that quote from?

  • @kant12
    @kant12 10 років тому +38

    Was that an F35? Because I think you just discovered the only way to use them successfully.

    • @DarkMatter2525
      @DarkMatter2525  10 років тому +11

      LOL

    • @kant12
      @kant12 10 років тому +9

      Hugh Janus
      They can't fly so we might as well carry them around or throw them at people.

    • @AntoineVello
      @AntoineVello 10 років тому +4

      kant I so want to send you an award for that comment.

    • @kant12
      @kant12 10 років тому

      Antoine Vello
      :D

    • @GeorgePerakis
      @GeorgePerakis 10 років тому

      HA!

  • @brandoncook3126
    @brandoncook3126 6 років тому +101

    I dont know how someone could watch this and not shed their religion immediately

    • @yeehaw2891
      @yeehaw2891 5 років тому +5

      Milton Cookies cause this issue is directly addressed several times in the Bible and maybe even in other religious books. Basically it was all based on God but then sin and stuff screwed up the truth long story short

    • @yeehaw2891
      @yeehaw2891 5 років тому +1

      @Daddy Max or it was just directly addressed in the Bible like I said and there is a legit reason for this

    • @CteCrassus
      @CteCrassus 5 років тому +21

      @@yeehaw2891 The Bible has failsafes built into it that drill into believers the idea that if someone shows you unequivocably that the Bible is wrong, then they must be cheating and don't count.
      After all, how could you know that the part that claims the Bible was based on God isn't one of the parts of the truth that got screwed up?

    • @richardvoyer5697
      @richardvoyer5697 5 років тому +7

      Simple , their religion is the true one .
      All the other ones , are the ones their true religion has worn them about .

    • @ma2i485
      @ma2i485 5 років тому +2

      shed it like a snakes dead skin..lol

  • @Stef77777
    @Stef77777 7 років тому +252

    2+2 is 4, minus 1 that's 3 quick mafs

  • @kitty_1260
    @kitty_1260 6 років тому +68

    The Mormon guy LMAO

  • @millie2544
    @millie2544 8 років тому +54

    Shit, that part where everyone got 'HUMAN' above their heads gave me chills.

    • @nekif820
      @nekif820 8 років тому +6

      +Galaxxii OMG! ME TOO!! it felt like an inspiring conclusion to a video that would serve as a wake-up call for every human being, to make them realize what is really happening and what actually matters...and then shit happened. what a downer. but that was still funny though.

    • @pikinachu9850
      @pikinachu9850 7 років тому +2

      Well it’s the truth beneath all the stories and tales that we, are all in fact, humans.

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn 8 років тому +27

    "Put the fighter jet down" XDXDXD

  • @TheFGEpisodes
    @TheFGEpisodes 7 років тому +554

    Dude your videos make me so proud to be an atheist

    • @lanceatega5511
      @lanceatega5511 6 років тому +3

      Why should a man have money in his hand to buy wisdom when he has no sense.
      Proverbs 17:16

    • @lanceatega5511
      @lanceatega5511 6 років тому +2

      @Ms. Potato
      Fool has have no interest in understanding; they only want to air their own opinions. (NLT)
      Proverbs 18:2

    • @lanceatega5511
      @lanceatega5511 6 років тому +2

      @Ms. Potato This channel is protected, you can't send a link here, because of "Ghost Banning" effect, you need another account to ensure it was really posted. I can't send logical scientific questions here..

    • @edwardkirby4840
      @edwardkirby4840 6 років тому

      Me 2

    • @raduarsene5144
      @raduarsene5144 6 років тому

      samee

  • @tudordumitrache4644
    @tudordumitrache4644 Рік тому +11

    Religious people don't want logical arguments .They believe what they like

  • @pentuplemintgum666
    @pentuplemintgum666 10 років тому +84

    The atheist has really nice hair.

    • @WhoElseButZane
      @WhoElseButZane 10 років тому +6

      Haha, I noticed the atheist is overall the most attractive.

    • @ArkhBaegor
      @ArkhBaegor 10 років тому +21

      Zane Roberts does universalist boobs do

    • @seandavison3916
      @seandavison3916 10 років тому +2

      Zane Roberts I think you are seeing things that aren't there.

    • @WhoElseButZane
      @WhoElseButZane 10 років тому +1

      Sean Davison Oh, I wasn't paying attention to the women.

    • @pentuplemintgum666
      @pentuplemintgum666 10 років тому +6

      It was a tongue-in-cheek jab at DarkMatter2525. That handsome bald bastard.

  • @theaverageman2271
    @theaverageman2271 8 років тому +67

    That's one strong Jew

    • @chaoseclipse0121
      @chaoseclipse0121 6 років тому +9

      TheAverageMan All the penny pinching really bulked up his upper body strength.

    • @EdHotchkin
      @EdHotchkin 6 років тому

      I bet it was Sampson

    • @lilyungoof
      @lilyungoof 6 років тому

      Thats just Ben Shapiro

  • @HENRYFOLEY
    @HENRYFOLEY 10 років тому +47

    You have got to get this on national TV.

  • @christophermiller7466
    @christophermiller7466 4 роки тому +19

    The human thing you did here was one of the most powerful things I’ve seen in quite some time. Focusing on what unites us rather than what divides us is the greatest opportunity for a better world.

    • @IvanSensei88
      @IvanSensei88 4 роки тому +2

      Exactly. There may as well be God out there, but the thing is, we don't really know. No one really saw him, no one really went to heaven or hell and came back, people just believe these things to exist... so, while we are still uncertain, we should focus on something that we DO know exists... which is this time-limited life we're living. Surely, if you live your life to the fullest, and commit to be a genuinely good person, care for others, not be selfish, and strive to make the world a better place for all living beings in it.... whether you were a theist or not, if God truly is just and loves us, and is understanding, he would overlook your lack of belief, as you spent your life trying to make his creation a better place for everyone.
      I mean, if I were God, I truly wouldn't care if someone didn't believe in me, but strove to make the world I've built a better place. In fact, I would favor them tenfold over those who did believe in me, but were corrupted and committed atrocities. In fact their belief would be an insult to me, that they'd accept me, yet do such horrid things regardless, thinking their faith will serve as a shield on my judgement day.

    • @chrissonofpear1384
      @chrissonofpear1384 4 роки тому +2

      @@IvanSensei88 Yes, and THAT is my religion.

  • @jaysilva2011
    @jaysilva2011 8 років тому +441

    Religion poisons everything..

    • @1967sluggy
      @1967sluggy 8 років тому +16

      +Jerry Chavis err mate? You forgot your tin foil hat.

    • @Giok8
      @Giok8 8 років тому

      +Jerry Chavis Illuminati, oooooo!

    • @Giok8
      @Giok8 8 років тому

      +Jerry Chavis Lemme go get my FEMA plastic coffin real quick m8

    • @insertpunhere6081
      @insertpunhere6081 8 років тому

      You read that book too?

    • @nottherealpaulsmith
      @nottherealpaulsmith 8 років тому +9

      What a coward. He deleted all his comments.

  • @SHIFTKICK
    @SHIFTKICK 10 років тому +28

    Great video. The ending where they all start talking/fighting again is depressingly pretty accurate.
    There was actually a recent study about how about 50% of Jewish Americans have doubts about a gods existence compared to 10-15% with most other major religions. There seems to be a big rise in Jewish Atheism (culturally identifying as Jewish but not believing in a god or any of the fairytales). Just thought that was interesting.

    • @grammarnazi5688
      @grammarnazi5688 10 років тому +12

      Doesn't surprise me. Jews put great emphasis on education.

    • @yishayakoltsov5299
      @yishayakoltsov5299 10 років тому +3

      Well yeah, I was Jewish and got a bartmitsvah and am still an atheist, cause well yeah, the idea seems stupid to me, I did the bartmitsvah just to please relatives. My mom was okay with it though.

    • @SHIFTKICK
      @SHIFTKICK 10 років тому

      Yeah, I figured the same thing Stephen.

  • @topotau
    @topotau 10 років тому +57

    I would show this to my overly christian mother but she would pull out the "god works in mysterious wonders" bullshit.

    • @aaronrosenberg6633
      @aaronrosenberg6633 10 років тому +46

      Tell her that god's ways are so mysterious that they're indistinguishable from his complete absence.

    • @topotau
      @topotau 10 років тому +26

      ***** I'm aware of ways I can counter her points but it will just emerge into a huge debate that ends in the usual "I'll pray for you".

    • @lyzoldas
      @lyzoldas 10 років тому +6

      ***** They might send him off to a mysterious prison and just feed him mystery meat. Maybe he should watch Darkmatter videos with his mom and discuss them?

    • @thundrothhigg3546
      @thundrothhigg3546 10 років тому

      ***** Jim Jefferies?

    • @abcxyz2404
      @abcxyz2404 10 років тому

      Thundroth Higg Yes.

  • @klyvemurray
    @klyvemurray 4 роки тому +9

    2:31 "Put the fighter jet....down!!"
    That made me LOL...Thanks!! :D

    • @Muhluri
      @Muhluri 11 місяців тому

      That was the best part 😂

  • @bluewinkle123
    @bluewinkle123 10 років тому +102

    Atheism makes me really scared of death and going to the nothing-ness. But I guess thats the whole point of the fantasy of religion, to ease that transition when we do go, or have lost family and friends. We like to please ourselves by hoping they went to a place, instead of the void that is nothing.

    • @echomjp
      @echomjp 10 років тому +77

      What helps me in thinking about death is realizing that death itself is not what we fear - but dying itself. When we are dead, we will have no consciousness and feel no pain - no different from being in a deep sleep without dreams. The process of dying should, for most people, be brief - and while painful, it at least is mercifully temporary. What I am afraid of is not accomplishing anything in my life before I die.

    • @orlandotongue8413
      @orlandotongue8413 10 років тому +46

      What helped me long ago was the thought of not being here billions of years before I was born. I mean you haven't always been alive lol. I seemed to do just fine before my birth. I figure it will be the same after I die.

    • @orlandotongue8413
      @orlandotongue8413 10 років тому +2

      Also not thinking morbid thoughts help. ;)

    • @SaraPause
      @SaraPause 10 років тому

      well you can believe or hope there's an afterlife even if you're an atheist. No problem :)

    • @ref4nej2
      @ref4nej2 10 років тому +9

      I don't fear death, I know death very well, I spent trillions of years dead before I was born and it was peaceful.
      I would actually hate it if there was an afterlife, image how boring it would get. Oh yeah eternal paradise, first 100 years are great, next 1000 start to get at you, but after 1000000000000 years, I'm pretty sure I'd go insane.

  • @chairmanmao8655
    @chairmanmao8655 7 років тому +126

    Lol they all believe in God yet they are divided

    • @draaye4353
      @draaye4353 6 років тому

      they all believe in God right, but they discuss about which book is the right one sent from God.

    • @leejianrong6006
      @leejianrong6006 6 років тому

      I can't believe Mao Zedong speak to God, on behalf of communism

    • @lowkeylike9215
      @lowkeylike9215 6 років тому

      That's the moral of religion lol.

  • @SteveShives
    @SteveShives 10 років тому +12

    Come for the sharp social commentary, stay for the Carl Sagan impression and Culture Club reference.

  • @proculusjulius7035
    @proculusjulius7035 4 роки тому +28

    Knock knock
    Who's there
    God
    God who?
    Good question.
    😂😂😂

  • @boink666
    @boink666 10 років тому +10

    "Put the fighter jet down!' lol I lost it

  • @elcanaldechris
    @elcanaldechris 8 років тому +41

    ¿Can I use this video for dubbing to Spanish and awareness to all people? I need your permission for share this video in Spanish

    •  6 років тому +7

      El canal de Chris instead of dubbing you could just put subtitles.

    • @juanoooh8878
      @juanoooh8878 6 років тому

      José Juvenal Dávila dubbing is way better lol

  • @Hailey_Paige_1937
    @Hailey_Paige_1937 7 років тому +255

    Why weren't Jehovah's Witnesses in this?? 😂

    • @andrewwhittaker5362
      @andrewwhittaker5362 6 років тому +34

      Hailey Paige they were going food to door

    • @JeppeBeier
      @JeppeBeier 6 років тому +27

      Lots of religions weren't here. Pastafarianism for instance

    • @goldeneaglegaming2561
      @goldeneaglegaming2561 6 років тому +24

      Hailey Paige to busy at peoples doors

    • @KYBLopez96
      @KYBLopez96 6 років тому +21

      They are told to avoid debate

    • @jilliansmith7123
      @jilliansmith7123 6 років тому +3

      Karen Lopez: so are the Mormons, really...

  • @mahanteshmisigeri2058
    @mahanteshmisigeri2058 4 роки тому +27

    Most of the battles in history were fought to prove whose imaginary being is real

  • @bigdogstatus83
    @bigdogstatus83 9 років тому +34

    Lol, great video!
    I'm an atheist, and the only person besides the atheist I liked was the Hindu. The Abrahamic religions of Christianity, Judaism, and Islam are so different than the Indian (Dharmic) religions of Hinduism/Buddhism/Jainism. At least Hinduism and other Indian religions are rooted in your own path to spirituality, a philosophical view on life, and doesn't force itself on other people. Like the video suggested, when you think of a Hindu, one usually thinks of a yogi doing yoga or meditation. As an atheist, I practice a lot of the Hindu tradition like Yoga and meditation. Many here in the west have even adopted those Hindu tradition and culture of yoga and meditation. Even New-Age thinking is deeply rooted in the these philosophical systems.
    I have a few Hindu friends and they know of my atheism. They do not question me about it at all. They accept it completely as if it no big deal at all. In Hinduism, atheism is not a big deal and actually seen as one of the paths to your own personal enlightenment and spirituality. I have learnt a great deal about yoga (the real yoga that is still practiced in India, not the watered down and commercialized yoga that the west has adopted) and meditation from them.
    As an atheist, I don't believe in any religion but if I had to live in a world of any religion, it would have to be of the Indian religions of Hinduism/Buddhism/Jainism. At least the main principles of their doctrines are ahimsa (non-violence) and karma, a complicated system of action and reaction (can be interpreted as the "golden rule" of doing treated others how you would like to be treated).
    Abrahamic religions are too concerned about the after-life and dogmatic in nature.
    Sam Harris, one of the most famous atheists, himself says if there were certain philosophies to adopt from religions and into your daily life, it would have to be from the Indian (dharmic) philosophies of Hinduism/Buddhism/Jainism.

    • @TrickyJebus
      @TrickyJebus 7 років тому +5

      Besides Hindu's I believe Buddhists are technically atheists themselves.

    • @karanaher5030
      @karanaher5030 2 роки тому +2

      @@TrickyJebus Yes and no. As a Hindu with a Buddhist mom, I can tell you that while Buddhism refuse to believe in a supreme, they do have a supreme 'existence'/ universal 'soul' that we can merge with after our death but only after achieving enlightenment and understanding the 'truth'. It's also referred to in Vedas and many Puranas, and the dharmic version of 'truth' unlike the ones of Abrahamic religion isn't to pray or do good but to find your own true self, which means the path is different yet the same for everyone.

  • @justjack3177
    @justjack3177 10 років тому +13

    Excellent!
    Too bad what happened at the end happens all the time, the message doesn't get through.
    "Put the fighter jet down."
    I love it.

    • @exodiathecoolone
      @exodiathecoolone 10 років тому +3

      Shouldn't the fighter jet be proof that the Jew is the one who *really* is speaking to God? I mean...where did it come from? He just yanked it out of nowhere! The other weapons could have been lying around on the ground, but this Jew just pulled an F35 out of his ass for crike's sake!

    • @justjack3177
      @justjack3177 10 років тому

      exodiathecoolone . Darkmatter can get us going!

    • @justjack3177
      @justjack3177 10 років тому

      exodiathecoolone . And how the fuck did you know it was an F35???

    • @exodiathecoolone
      @exodiathecoolone 10 років тому

      justjack ...someone else mentioned it in a comment down below.

    • @justjack3177
      @justjack3177 10 років тому

      exodiathecoolone . LOL, I thought you were going to say you can tell by the flaps or something technical.

  • @hasturspeaks
    @hasturspeaks 8 років тому +12

    The Pentacostal dude kills.... KLAH BALLALALALALHAGH LA! Fuckin work that tongue bro!

    • @hasturspeaks
      @hasturspeaks 8 років тому

      PS. i wouldve ended the epic end speech with the faithful crying out in unison:" BURN HIM! EAT HIS FLESH!!

  • @shakibalhasan8804
    @shakibalhasan8804 Рік тому +6

    "Religion is regarded by the common people as true, the wise as false and the rulers as useful"

  • @henrikgenzink2304
    @henrikgenzink2304 8 років тому +64

    But in oceania 2+2 is 5

    • @fenriswolf5876
      @fenriswolf5876 7 років тому +5

      Henrik Genzink Big Brother is watching you

    • @kyleb2691
      @kyleb2691 6 років тому +14

      But in soviet russia, 2 + 2 is you

    • @pochita4996
      @pochita4996 6 років тому

      Kyle Bruss no, its you + you = 2

    • @ignisspiritustenebris7137
      @ignisspiritustenebris7137 6 років тому +1

      See Call its obviously true that numbers count humans in Soviet Russia

    • @agent-33
      @agent-33 6 років тому

      1984

  • @Desertphile
    @Desertphile 10 років тому +11

    "Put! The fighter jet! Down!" --- Best line on UA-cam, ever!

  • @OnyxVivian
    @OnyxVivian 8 років тому +15

    "Say what?"
    XD Best line

  • @maybebearable6910
    @maybebearable6910 Рік тому +7

    2:00 this aged perfectly

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 3 місяці тому

      I don't understand?

  • @fasteddie2013
    @fasteddie2013 10 років тому +12

    By far your best video yet. It amazes me how smart religious people are in seeing the delusion in other people's religion but are blinded when it comes to their own

  • @GreyMercury
    @GreyMercury 10 років тому +6

    When all the theists were being labelled as 'Human' at around 4:00, I was half expecting the Jew's label on the end to spin around and still read 'Jew'.
    Made me laugh.

    • @Krazle
      @Krazle 10 років тому +1

      LOL please re-upload including this.

  • @kail.2685
    @kail.2685 9 років тому +174

    If there is only 1 god. WHY are there so many religions hmm ? :D Theist logic.

    • @kail.2685
      @kail.2685 9 років тому +9

      Makes no sense. If there is only 1 god you would have only the option to believe or not. And not the option between this god and an other one.

    • @logothinker
      @logothinker 9 років тому +3

      Ganta Igarashi Maybe because God doesn't really care about religion. He only wants us to do good things.

    • @dalesplitstone7805
      @dalesplitstone7805 9 років тому +6

      Ganta Igarashi
      Not if that god were Loki, the god of deception.

    • @princesslisondra6121
      @princesslisondra6121 9 років тому +4

      Ganta Igarashi BECAUSE GOD IS LOVE. GOD IS LIFE. END OF CONVERSATION. (wahahahahahhahaha!!!)

    • @kail.2685
      @kail.2685 9 років тому +13

      God is propably not even existing. God is a lie to make you think there is a life in hell and heaven cause you cant deal with the fact to live only 1 time. 2. Its just moneymakong by the churcu which is fooling simple minded people who believe in a not proofable creature you cant see hear or feel (no the earth and Universum are not his work) today we know that we exist because of a row of science things. This is proofable. But you believe in a god in a year 2015. You are like people who say the Holocaust did not exist. But it was. And you still dont believe it. Oh and btw. A wise man said. There was the Holocaust so there os no god. They prayed and their god dodnt help them.

  • @resourcedragon
    @resourcedragon 5 місяців тому +4

    "Put down that fighter jet," will never grow old.

  • @christianzelaya6361
    @christianzelaya6361 8 років тому +57

    I'm a Christian, and I agree with this video. So many opinions, without even considering other people's views, culture, background.

    • @kapidel2023
      @kapidel2023 8 років тому +12

      and your're still christian after watching this? or are you also thinking that your religion is the right one?

    • @christianzelaya6361
      @christianzelaya6361 8 років тому +12

      Well, if you change your whole conviction or worldview based on a video, it's maybe because you're an atheist and therefore, you have no grounds at all.
      A Christian will have his conviction and use other people's backgrounds to explain why it's valid.
      I understand atheists' point of view, but a truly open-minded person realizes there are invisible things in the universe, yet unexplained and thus, spirituality may be valid within the boundaries of science.
      It's sad and at the same time funny to see Richard Dawkins - for example - explaining the whole evolutionary process, with pictures on a wall, showing current species, and then very old ancestors on other pics, but the intermediate species are not shown at all, but only blank frames (????). Are we not rejecting God and religion because we believe in what's tangible only? And yet, we show toddlers the evolution with a "fill in the blanks" game.

    • @kapidel2023
      @kapidel2023 8 років тому +27

      I do understand your position because I was a christian too for more than 25 years and if you are truly open minded this video alone should make you think maybe all religion are just made up, btw I've became an atheist not long ago because I chose reasonable explanation. Honestly I don't understand some of the things in evolution but atleast they are not relaying on an old textbook , they've got the answers base on the evidence that they've gathered. and I am not 100% believing in evolution I only think of it as the best explanation about how living things got here and even someone proves that evolution is false It won't make other claims to be true like creationism and other magical explanations that doesn't make any sense. I know there are a lot of things that we cannot explain and most of the religious people automatically says that God did it which makes me sad and upset because they don't bother think of it.

    • @notthefather3919
      @notthefather3919 8 років тому +15

      What are you talking about? Other people's backgrounds can explain why Christianity is valid? Who? Why are you bringing up invisible things in the universe, when God is supposedly outside of space and time? But why does the bible say that heaven is just on the other side of the clouds?
      Richard Dawkins isn't explaining the whole evolutionary process in a few slides, it's not possible to do that. This "transitional forms" argument is very old. Every organism is a transitional form. And even if skeletons of every species in an evolutionary line is presented, all you Christians will do is dismiss it as not having every single generation in the line up. DNA evidence alone is sufficient to prove evolution.
      It sure beats some magic being created the universe in six days, and creating light before the sun, and claiming the moon is a light source, and a global flood with two of each animal on a boat for over a year, no explanation for how the animals ate, how a wood boat was able to carry all that weight for so long, all the animal crap, how the humans ate, how all the animals got there.
      Everything science has found shows that religions are just made up fairy tales used to comfort people who knew nothing about the world, and somehow, people in the age of knowledge still cling to these ancient beliefs because they cant handle the prospect of not existing after death.

    • @ivanhoneymanharmonstovall2625
      @ivanhoneymanharmonstovall2625 7 років тому +3

      Randall Donadio Wow.... Don't agree with that at all...... My disbelief in religion doesn't kill people......

  • @ducky6623
    @ducky6623 8 років тому +29

    isn't it a coincidence that God agrees with you , and all the other religious pepole that disagree with you ?

    • @KdubzRAW
      @KdubzRAW 7 років тому +5

      Imporian Republic no it’s called having your parents, your friends, your community all tell you that if you don’t believe what we believe you shall be tortured and burned in Hell for eternity. Hmm that’s something to tell a five year old

    • @KdubzRAW
      @KdubzRAW 7 років тому +1

      Thanks Alex

    • @Shaggy-fx6jg
      @Shaggy-fx6jg 6 років тому

      *people

  • @Mr_x_19922
    @Mr_x_19922 8 років тому +34

    The day that all religions and belifs in god ends, humanity will come together and love each other

    • @titantill4975
      @titantill4975 8 років тому +3

      Ramiro 1992 I think humans are greedy, selfish, and only see the world from very narrow viewpoints.
      And if you think being atheist makes you a better person, and solves the problem, look at the negative comments here. People insulting others. Evil would still exist.

    • @Mr_x_19922
      @Mr_x_19922 8 років тому

      Titan Till I didn't said I was an atheist, but I won't believe in God without evidence, I believe in the spirit and in the universe

    • @baileycohen7775
      @baileycohen7775 8 років тому

      So you will believe in the spirit of the universe without evidence?

    • @Mr_x_19922
      @Mr_x_19922 8 років тому +5

      bailey cohen are you kidding me? I believe in energy, our spirits are probably energy, and we can emanate either good or bad energy,you never noticed that if you are negative, people around you will be kind of sad and negative? that's because we give and receive energy

    • @richu1557
      @richu1557 6 років тому +2

      @@Mr_x_19922 what the hell is this energy shit

  • @Sean-ff9ic
    @Sean-ff9ic 4 роки тому +1

    The label swaps were a nice touch! I really enjoy the channel.

  • @ayy5441
    @ayy5441 10 років тому +52

    I'm a myth.

    • @karlgor47
      @karlgor47 10 років тому +15

      No, just a crap story

    • @PromethiumOxide
      @PromethiumOxide 10 років тому +20

      No; you're barely a story, myths are usually entertaining.

    • @animalportal1661
      @animalportal1661 10 років тому +13

      so goat simulator lied to me?

    • @dxdlooker
      @dxdlooker 10 років тому +5

      Satan got buuurned!

    • @skyekross
      @skyekross 10 років тому

      Come to D&D for real this time. you would make the best boss fight ever XD

  • @izovire
    @izovire 10 років тому +23

    I like the term Human, instead of Atheist... because Atheist is afterall antitheist

    • @dimbulb23
      @dimbulb23 10 років тому +28

      No. A day-old baby does not believe in god or much of anything else. So that infant would be, by definition, an atheist. However that baby would be anti (against) any form of theism since it wouldn't have any idea what theism is.

    • @experssion123
      @experssion123 10 років тому

      Brendon Mize so his claim checks out...

    • @dimbulb23
      @dimbulb23 10 років тому +3

      Brendon Mize Of course, a day old's brain is incapable of much of anything. So does such an infant believe in God or not? If not, that's what an atheist is: a non-believer in Gods. That was my point. I was commenting on equating atheism and anti-theism. A baby can be an atheist simply by not believing but not an anti-theist who must have a critical opinion of theism. Yes, I know it is an extreme example but it does prove they aren't the same thing.

    • @izovire
      @izovire 10 років тому

      I worded it wrong. I should have said anti-theism. Or even non-theistic.

    • @NairuOnLife
      @NairuOnLife 10 років тому +1

      Brendon Mize If you think about it, dogs and cats do reason. Truth value switches are invoked surrounding many things, like foods they know they can eat, aggressive behaviors of those around them, deciding whether a toy mouse is worth their time to play with.... etc.
      Beliefs are formed even in animals... they may not be formed through the complex means humans go through, but it's all formed through sensory information. Sensory information is very subjective, but in those who lack complex reasoning abilities (knowing objective measures like the scientific method)... it's the best measure they have in understanding the world around them.
      Babies cry when they are hungry... the pain they receive from an empty stomach is information, which is uncomfortable. That is their response, and it seems they are conditioned to do so in order to satiate that issue with the help of their caregiver. I don't disagree that their ability to reason complex information is stunted until they are older, but there is still belief-building, even in infants... it's just very basic stuff.
      Whether the inability to reason out more complex claims constitutes as a stance beyond the belief/non-belief dichotomy, I would be wary of saying yes. After all, Atheism is a lack of belief... the reasons (knowledge behind it) could be good, bad, or completely void, but that lack of belief exists because the brain's "belief" switch is set to the OFF position.
      Bit of a difficult question, so I thought I'd show my hand.

  • @BlkOnyx488
    @BlkOnyx488 10 років тому +8

    We are ONE race floating on the same ROCK in Space.
    The Human Race

    • @RonaldDHenderson
      @RonaldDHenderson 10 років тому +2

      BlkOnyx488 Human Species To Be Correct, But I Like What You Said

    • @BlkOnyx488
      @BlkOnyx488 10 років тому

      Ronald Henderson ha ha i thought i had miss-spelled "Species"

  • @HCR4Z7
    @HCR4Z7 6 місяців тому +6

    I am a christian actually , and i have been asked myself this question :
    If all the different religions claim to be true , all of them have been experinced some kind of spiritual stuff , and if them all still claim they have " proof " but can't explain them very RIGHT AND COMPREHENSIBLE way , am i blinded ? Am i being manipulated ? And if the religions experience God on either different way , which one is true one ? Yet i still think there is a creator , but little by little i feel like kinda brainwashed...
    The funniest part is that one day i had a debate with an atheist and i called her foolish and delusional 🤓

    • @koalaplays8855
      @koalaplays8855 6 місяців тому +1

      Why did you call her that?

    • @wolfofthewest8019
      @wolfofthewest8019 6 місяців тому +1

      Hindus see all kinds of crazy stuff, but they use yoga and meditation to arrive at mental states where they see these things -- back when I was into the occult, I used these same methods to "commune" with supernatural entities. The Buddha, a Hindu, used these same methods to reach as far as the human mind can reach and declared all the Hindu gods to be _maya,_ or illusion. He also discovered _nirvana,_ a state of absolute nothingness. This also describes certain visions of Hell, and I think the a perfect Buddhist could possibly avoid the _fires_ of Hell by living a life without meaningful sin. This is as far as a human can go without God reaching down to pull us out of the material realm.
      Christians, Jews and Muslims all typically report seeing the same kinds of visions, of angels and God. Muslims do not, as far as my research has uncovered, see visions of Mohammed, only of angels. Christians, Muslims and Jews have all reported seeing Jesus.

    • @HCR4Z7
      @HCR4Z7 6 місяців тому +1

      @@koalaplays8855 i was a hard christian believer 😭

    • @koalaplays8855
      @koalaplays8855 6 місяців тому

      @@HCR4Z7 narcissism is a sign of lower intelligence

    • @HCR4Z7
      @HCR4Z7 4 місяці тому

      @@wolfofthewest8019 fr

  • @kingnate8974
    @kingnate8974 7 років тому +13

    Being raised a Mormon, I appreciate this video for showing just how ridiculous their beliefs really are. In Utah, where I was raised, it is seen as completely normal and nobody questions how fucked up it really is.

  • @francesco1998
    @francesco1998 8 років тому +27

    He was wrong with one thing. Scientologists are NOT humans.

    • @GTRRSS
      @GTRRSS 8 років тому +4

      and you're NOT very smart

    • @stewartsimon5012
      @stewartsimon5012 8 років тому

      # no true scottsman fallacy . Amato

    • @majidbouikken2773
      @majidbouikken2773 8 років тому +1

      Including Tom Cruise?

    • @armthecyborg4021
      @armthecyborg4021 3 роки тому

      @@GTRRSS I agree lmao, he insulted 1 religion saying that scientologists aren't human, they ARE human but they're just practising their own beliefs, yes I support religious freedom

  • @dandandaniel1
    @dandandaniel1 7 років тому +63

    it would've been really funny if the Jewish guys "Jew" text never changed to "human" lol

  • @2l84me8
    @2l84me8 Рік тому +5

    They can’t all be right, but they can all be wrong.