It doesn't matter if it's Arabic, Polish, Spanish... The AU (artificial un-intelligence) will always hear English. "Stay there, buddy", "get closer"... They weren't even speaking English... 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
Ya, I wish FailArmy would just put things like this and smashing-cakes-into-faces into their own clearly titled videos ("Best unfunny mean-spirited pranks of the week!") and then I could just not watch them.
Dude I had to keep replaying that. The guy laughing seemed like the only one that got it as if no one else in there had ever missed a bus or a train before.
@@blacklabel131 I know that was an absolute trainwreck of a fall. Something tells me that a conversation took place before he left where a friend said friend: "are you sure getting coffee on roller blades is a good idea??" skater: "don't worry it'll be fine." Then they're laying in the coffee on the sidewalk thinking of how they're going to explain themselves 😅
The last clip was wholesome. Good on the guy for being able to laugh at the absurdity of the moment, and it probably put his likely mortified girlfriend at ease.
Agreed, signs of a healthy relationship. And he probably also realized immediately that he handed the wrong one instead of immediately thinking she grabbed the wrong one. Always love to see healthy relationship and reactions. Though the fact they put it in the same video as clips that's a legal technicality away from DV, less nice.
That fan is life in a nutshell. You're straight up broken, but going like a bat out of hell with pieces flying off you like nobody's business. And you know what? No. Fucks. Given.
She could just wear more clothes instead of a bathing suit that requires it be all the way up her ass. She probably also gets super upset when people stare at her but I swear women are the only people trying to become more and more nude in public yet be mad when people look
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That desperate "Noooo" as his car proceded to roll into the bushes 😂
4:20: That'll polish out...
4:22: Ah, but that might not though.
Definite fail.
The brake lights came on just as it got to the tree line.
dude wasnt even running ...
@@gavinminion8515 Sounded like a woman.
5:53
“I killed it! I killed it!” ❌
“I called it! I called it!” ✅
Exactly what I was thinking.
Dude I was about to do the same! geez man English is not my first language but the one that made the subtitles doesn't even know it exists!
@@R6STC Here it says "Ai, caralho" (portuguese) not "I got it"...
@@R6STC ,Whoever did the subtitles fell in the british accent trap,it happens.
9:15 "where's the guitar?" At the bottom of the lake with Jason voorhees.
The fact that they weren't worried about the guitar makes me think the video was staged.
This cracked me up - well played.
@@Durwood71 100% staged.
Let him have something to play with
*Hi friends, have a nice day!*
Whoever quotes the captions needs to be fired. You guys are wrong like 70% of the time.
Pretty sure it's AI now. Most of these channels are too lazy to actually hire a person.
It doesn't matter if it's Arabic, Polish, Spanish... The AU (artificial un-intelligence) will always hear English. "Stay there, buddy", "get closer"... They weren't even speaking English... 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
Imagine thinking in 2024 that UA-cam videos each have a dedicated stenographer 🤦♂️🤣🤡
70% is being generous.
How do you know that?
Dude that slid in the train at 1:41 wasn't a fail. That was 100% success 😂
Nat 20 on a dex save!
Plot twist...It was the wrong train.
@@komikbookgeek “How do you want to do this?”
he had to explain himself: "I almost missed it" as if no one noticed it 😂
9:32 how is that funny?
It's not, it's horrible. He might just as well have punched her in the face himself. He knew that she was going to get hurt and still did it.
Must be a set up
Ya, I wish FailArmy would just put things like this and smashing-cakes-into-faces into their own clearly titled videos ("Best unfunny mean-spirited pranks of the week!") and then I could just not watch them.
@@howard2liu I agree.
failed relationship right there
"Gee, I wonder if I can run faster with this unwieldy tripod in my hand. Let's find out!"
I’ve played it back 10 times 😂😂 😂
He's suffered enough man
@@laurenscool1 Nah, I just reran the video again and he still needs more.
it saved him time so that he didn't have to then reverse back and get the tripod
The skater spilled coffee for the whole office. Then laid there in a puddle of shame.
Bro just laid there and accepted his fate lmao
Was hoping he could pretend he got hurt but realized his co-workers were back at the office and couldn't witness this until UA-cam got footage.
his roller skate wheels are still rolling to this day
@@chubbybunny6975 as would i
Guess the only thing they’re skating on now is thin ice... and a puddle of coffee!
The little kid laughing in the kayak was 100% win.
fr tho 🤣
1:12
doing his best duck impression
Sounded like a kazoo !
When a toddler has superior seamanship to you.
2:55 we all know Donkey has been dying to kick Shrek for a long time😂
Because he's tired of all his layers lol
That's my kickin' horse!
6:32 wtf why cut there.. a guy was about to get a face full of glass..
@PetLoL510
There's your answer. They have to keep it family-friendly and glass to face is an instant disqualification.
the little guy at 1:19 : 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆
Ye. Couldve been me.
love the evil laugh!
Great!
So they didn’t put the “no on was harmed” at 9:35 so I assume she was horribly injured
With any luck, their relationship was harmed, and she dumped the clod. That was a cruel and potentially dangerous "prank".
@@Durwood71 Agree! Dude is an asphole
@@Durwood71 all that just for a video that shows how stupid he is :D
@@waynepantry7023 : Sounds like domestic violence. Fail Army should remove that portion of the video.
@@eugenedowns2563 Calm down, matilda.
1:42 the guy leaping into the train was absolutely a win and not a fail!!
Before seeing this, I said the same thing 😂
Looked through all the comments to find this.
@@lowdermilk89 thank youu!!
When the woman says "He's rednecker than us" @4:39 I lost it.
I speak spanish but I can understand english and at that parr I was like "did she really said that or did I get it wrong?" 😂😂
Little does she know, they are now more rednecker than them. 🤣
Everyone knows it's redneckier.
Ha ha! I think she's wrong - unless he also says "rednecker". LOL!!!
That little donkey at 3:03 is adorable 😂
5:53 - Another subtitle fail. A clearly-heard “I called it” becomes ‘I killed it’
FailArmy subtitles are consistently terrible.
@@oktosite_ - I know it shouldn’t but it really pisses me off. So unprofessional.
Also "Did you break it?" Became "You should eat it"
@@AtheistOrphan Feeling pretty confident that they're just using AI generated subtitles.
@@oktosite_ In the FailArmy's defense, the caption was in the original posting that later got resent to FA
That subway car dive is one of the coolest things I ever saw.
Dude I had to keep replaying that. The guy laughing seemed like the only one that got it as if no one else in there had ever missed a bus or a train before.
Right? Fail, schmail, that's a win in my book 😄
That was impressive!
9:00 bro fell in solidarity 💀
You could tell the song sucked anyways
"Where's the guitar" 😅
Definitely an above average set of fails, with the odd win thrown in for good measure.
Too many "see me doing this on UA-cam" clips.
Yea the Rollerblade coffee one for sure
I hate staged video
5:56 : "Придурок, блять!"
FailArmy: "Doing it, relax!"
😆😆😆
I just love how incorrect alot of these subtitles are lmao
I know right 😂
все по заветам надмозгов
Pretty embarrassing. And they keep going for it.
The are so American they actually think nobody speaks any other language than English.
7:53 did that golf cart really just try to murder that dog?
Maximum Overdrive or what.
There was a kid driving it I think.
@9:35 No one needs that kind of husband/boyfriend. She could have been really hurt!
yeah that pissed me off
Maybe she was. It's not funny, he went deliberately out to get her hurt.
Do you know them personally? if not f off
That fan at 10 minutes said "I'll fight anybody"
4:14 "OMG no~" 🥴🤣🤣🤣
5:36 Tell me again, how much tequila do I add to raise the pH?
The "Oh my god, I did it!!" at 2:23 killed me
except some did it before him because there's already a crack in the door!!
1:16 Reminds me of the little girl in front of the burning house meme lol
10:24 Bleeding?
No. Flower pattern in the rug.
I also think, that its a pattern. They laugh, because the shoe broke..
People always underestimate hammocks.....😂
"JZ is going in!"
Nature: "no you ain't"
He went in all right - back INside! LOL
JZ is coming back in 🤣
3:08 ~ That's God's way of letting you know that you should stay in the house until the storm is over.
That guitar clip is perfect.
"Where's the guitar", eh? It's like... well, *you* were the one playing it, lol! 😂
0:40 The way the truck gently pushed the car back.
1:00 Even the ducks are laughing 😆
The fan at 9:58 made me snort laugh... I don't know why that struck me as so funny...
A very happy fan, wagging itself
1:43 not a fail.
Yup, W all day
0:50 well, at least he can still squeeze the coffee out of his shirt to enjoy later.
Man i dont know what it was (maybe the way he just lay there) but i dont think ive ever felt so bad for someone in these videos hahah...
@@blacklabel131 I know that was an absolute trainwreck of a fall. Something tells me that a conversation took place before he left where a friend said
friend: "are you sure getting coffee on roller blades is a good idea??"
skater: "don't worry it'll be fine."
Then they're laying in the coffee on the sidewalk thinking of how they're going to explain themselves
😅
@@Lindrios If he wanted to just deliver he would have taken the ADA ramp on his left but he went for the jump after having his buddy start recording.
1:43 I see this as a win
2:29 When the doors are made of cardboard.
The rollerblader dropped $1,100 worth of Starbucks.
That was like 100$ in Coffee. LOL
Best laugh at 4:05, didn’t expect that! 😂
0:05 " She splash the vine, and lost her wine" 🤌🏼
The last clip was wholesome. Good on the guy for being able to laugh at the absurdity of the moment, and it probably put his likely mortified girlfriend at ease.
Loved his reaction!
Agreed, signs of a healthy relationship. And he probably also realized immediately that he handed the wrong one instead of immediately thinking she grabbed the wrong one. Always love to see healthy relationship and reactions. Though the fact they put it in the same video as clips that's a legal technicality away from DV, less nice.
That fan is life in a nutshell. You're straight up broken, but going like a bat out of hell with pieces flying off you like nobody's business. And you know what? No. Fucks. Given.
😂
Ya that fan had me crying laughing- total metaphor for life.
Also, after watching it a few more times- the "one day at at time" calendar just made it even more hilarious😂
00:59 the Haitians in Ohio will show you how to sneak up on ducks.
9:29 That was just mean
I hope she divorces him and gets everything.
Yeah, that was... and he's LOL??? 😮😮😮
It was cruel and potentially dangerous.
Shin stuff hurts.
Complete Di¢k move.
That subway car dive is one of the coolest things I ever saw.ha ha ha.........
With all these failed subtitles, why even waste the time doing it???
This video was a real mood booster. Thanks for making such engaging content!
"Grab the camera. I'm going outside to take my stupid lessons."
😂
7:41 - In-car waterboarding.
9:22 *no one was harmed* bros head almost broke the windshield
Camera guy just couldn't help himself @7:00 😂
neither could you lol
@@CrayonPeople you got me 😆
@@INSOMNIAREX :D
She could just wear more clothes instead of a bathing suit that requires it be all the way up her ass. She probably also gets super upset when people stare at her but I swear women are the only people trying to become more and more nude in public yet be mad when people look
2:28 try that in Europe for a fun trip in the wee-woo taxi.
To the guy that carried like 8 drinks on a rollerblade you might deserve it buddy
Definitely staged
At least half of these are staged at this point.
@@infinidominionno not necessarily staged. All sorts of homosexuals do stupid things for real too. They always have done.
The golf cart at 7:55 looked like it was driving itself or smth 😂
4:19 Going.... going.... going... GONE!!!
10:25 Is her foot bleeding? I hope not.
11:40 I'm glad he's laughing about it. Well done, good sir!
NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED!!!
This is the best comedy channel on UA-cam! 💯
WOW!! Loved the one where the girl's hat blew away!!! Never seen anything like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was a one in a billion occurrence.
Every time a trampoline gets taken away by a windstorm, it's thinking the same thing:
Gotta bounce!
0:50 His first and last day as a delivery person was the same day.
Bill Burr said it best: "Women fall like toddlers" 🤣😍🤣
The best subtitles are the super helpful ones. Like, "Screams."
The wheelie bin going into the truck was very funny, and also the pedestal fan.
Awesome fails again. Was fun to watch. Great video
0:47 - That villain's gloating laugh 😄
I'm really impressed by his hair color 🤣
Thanks for always making such incredible content. You inspire so many people!
These work mishaps are a masterclass in comedy!
"Rednecker" is new to me 😂
I’m glad I don’t have their bills. Being stupid costs a lot of money.
The guy rollerblading with the coffees, like I would do that just walking 😂
This one had me in tears! 😂
3:35 That parking job deserves a slow clap.
“That hurts”. Finally we have proof that people do get harmed in these videos! Yeah!
7:56 the dog runs fast 🤣🤣
"We understand girl" is a nice person
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Hammock for the win every time 😂
Thank you, iguana man, for the gratuitous cheeks shot ;)
Thank you for giving me such great laughs with these unbelievably funny moments!
It's really relaxing to watch videos. wonderful 😂😂😂
5:54 - "I killed it."
No, he said "I called it".
the kid at 1:28 just casually breaks a 750$ golf club and laughs, i bet dad was happy when they sent the video to him.
Probably some 1%ers, they had a nice laugh and Daddy got him an even better club.
@@sevndust2123 dad prob owns the club manufacturer lmao
01:49 was that Micheal Johnson?
That club ain't $750 lol
@@sevndust2123club aint 750
Bro REALLY needed to catch that train 😂
0:29 very cute baby playing with her parents - very lovely moment in life!
The kid laughing at 1:50 is priceless. 😂😅😆
Can’t stop laughing at this incredibly funny video
This was great as always, love it
Man: I CALLED IT I CALLED IT
subtitles: I KILLED IT I KILLED IT
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10:43 the best npc gesture of disappointment.
7:05 that iguana wanted more than just fries
"wheres the guitar?"
"huh?"
The guy near the falling tree is very lucky to be alive
9:33 Oh look, a trust exercise with someone who shouldn't be trusted. So funny, such comedy. Do better FailArmy
Dude laughing after probably just destroying his wife's face. wow.
The fish dude. Stay there buddy!😂
4:14 ALL U HAVE TO DO IS PUT THE PARKING BRAKE