John Mulaney: "I've Been Nervous for 35 Years"

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  • @paulamarie2056
    @paulamarie2056 6 років тому +3902

    this tall child was once a small adult

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB 6 років тому +3708

    "I've been nervous for 35 years"
    Me, a 22 year old: Same

    • @spacedustandplanets7901
      @spacedustandplanets7901 6 років тому +44

      DeathnoteBB me a 16 year old:yeah same

    • @Ayush-vr3xh
      @Ayush-vr3xh 6 років тому +13

      24 and can't go out, life is fucked.

    • @MenteoraGames
      @MenteoraGames 5 років тому +5

      Lmao same, I'm 22 as well

    • @sonofbattles
      @sonofbattles 5 років тому +1

      hey all. just so you know, the universe blinks, and you know longer exist. so don't worry about shit. have a nice day.

    • @caitlinlaing763
      @caitlinlaing763 5 років тому +2

      DeathnoteBB me a 15 year old: same

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 6 років тому +1832

    Interesting; The lack of color makes my brain focus more on the conversation.

    • @BROJANGSTER
      @BROJANGSTER 4 роки тому +31

      That’s kinda the opposite for me lol

    • @buckycore
      @buckycore 4 роки тому +53

      Oh yeah, that's part of the magic of this series is the calm, soothing esthetic of comfy chairs and the black and white

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 4 роки тому +6

      @@BROJANGSTER Same. I notice his features more in this.

    • @crayolacrayonsfingsuck
      @crayolacrayonsfingsuck 4 роки тому

      Makes me bored lol

    • @Chxlle
      @Chxlle 3 роки тому +1

      EXACTLY!

  • @Shazbut0191
    @Shazbut0191 4 роки тому +273

    To quote David Mitchell: "There are two types of children: timid and reckless. To save the lives of reckless children, warnings are calibrated for their mentality. The upshot of which is that timid children spend their lives in perpetual terror"

    • @backupnameplease
      @backupnameplease 3 роки тому +7

      Omg YES.

    • @amyschoeppich
      @amyschoeppich 3 роки тому +10

      I can’t tell you how happy I was to see David Mitchell quoted in the comment section. I loved that moment of WILTY. Very applicable to John Mulaney’s experience.

  • @cierrablue
    @cierrablue 6 років тому +505

    I LOVE love love seeing comedians when they're just talking and being themselves.

    • @TheStuport
      @TheStuport 6 років тому +8

      cierrablue--- YES....and they are as funny just being themselves too....some are really insightful as well! Cheers from Ohio

  • @sha2424
    @sha2424 6 років тому +732

    since no one else seems to be saying it . . .
    damn he looks good. that outfit. yes.

  • @TheStuport
    @TheStuport 6 років тому +499

    There is being nervous....and then there is being comfortably nervous.....Classic!

  • @MsVorpalBlade
    @MsVorpalBlade 6 років тому +1494

    I was exactly this type of child. A small adult unimpressed with other children because they were children.

    • @davidbaird4606
      @davidbaird4606 5 років тому +40

      r/iamverysmart

    • @orionsoutro1794
      @orionsoutro1794 5 років тому +4

      Sameee

    • @whiistlingwinds
      @whiistlingwinds 4 роки тому +36

      basically the worst type of kid (i was also that insufferable)

    • @awkwardcupcake3395
      @awkwardcupcake3395 4 роки тому +10

      I was also this way. And I was also a smug piece of shit lol

    • @RebornLegacy
      @RebornLegacy 4 роки тому +2

      So you had no friends as a kid? Am I understanding that right?

  • @clareobrien2446
    @clareobrien2446 6 років тому +567

    maybe Different Strokes was intended for different folks

  • @Invisiblelad
    @Invisiblelad 6 років тому +378

    it's so weird seeing him without a suit...

    • @bennyton2560
      @bennyton2560 5 років тому +24

      But he looks very handsome in this too

    • @ahhh4117
      @ahhh4117 4 роки тому +8

      He's on the more formal side of casual. Those jeans are the Perfect length

  • @perellogirl
    @perellogirl 6 років тому +498

    John realizes what he got himself into at 2:37

    • @James-ot2kf
      @James-ot2kf 6 років тому +72

      Grace Cline he’s like “oh fuck he’s right what have I done”

    • @ernie4828
      @ernie4828 6 років тому +1

      Grace Cline LMAO

    • @mckennarinta3221
      @mckennarinta3221 4 роки тому +2

      Just hit that time stamp after reading your comment and omg i'm dying

  • @elliinspace
    @elliinspace 5 років тому +158

    John Mulaney is one of the most interesting people alive and I cannot get enough of him.

    • @melaniewut
      @melaniewut 2 роки тому

      Aged poorly

    • @nondescriptbeing5944
      @nondescriptbeing5944 Рік тому

      @@melaniewut lol for me he got more interesting, his psyche with hidden addiction problems for years...but he's also just another tosser.

  • @anthonysavarese1415
    @anthonysavarese1415 6 років тому +564

    Get some rest, tall child!

    • @toadvine1225
      @toadvine1225 6 років тому +36

      You can't keep burning the candle at both ends!

  • @beccapadrick6165
    @beccapadrick6165 5 років тому +98

    @2:37 It’s almost as if he had never actually considered that point and is only realizing the potential for disaster now

    • @joeltunnah
      @joeltunnah 4 роки тому +5

      Becca Padrick, I thought the same. He looked horrified for a second.

  • @rabbit32073
    @rabbit32073 4 роки тому +44

    "Every single sitcom, including Different Strokes, Different Strokes, and Different Strokes."

  • @peribow
    @peribow 6 років тому +234

    It’s the room he was sitting in eating saltines

  • @aivlysplath
    @aivlysplath 6 років тому +82

    I watched Law and Order SVU quite a lot as a child. Also the movie Jaws, IT, made for tv movies about stalkers, kidnappers, child molesters, etc. I was scared of strangers, clowns, and sharks, in that order. I'm still scared of strangers but the clowns and sharks I can handle now.

    • @AvgJane19
      @AvgJane19 5 років тому +5

      Same, my therapist and I were talking about how much svu really messed up my ability to trust others among other things. Idk why parents think it's a good idea to let their children watch those things.

  • @alecharriss785
    @alecharriss785 3 роки тому +12

    Hits different

  • @thaliabauendahl1219
    @thaliabauendahl1219 4 роки тому +16

    i cried when he showed his hands, because he may be joking about it, but i've been nervous all my life too, so... he might not be joking... and i just want him to be fine

  • @Jimmyboygohome
    @Jimmyboygohome 6 років тому +29

    The sound quality of this show is so good

  • @cheesecake134
    @cheesecake134 6 років тому +127

    LMAO sitting and having a nice conversation with clenched fists. Me af.

  • @lundylow
    @lundylow 3 роки тому +11

    I'd love to hear John sit down here again post rehab. Wish you well, John.

  • @user-so1xb6hw9m
    @user-so1xb6hw9m 6 років тому +26

    What an adorable bug boy

  • @Research0digo
    @Research0digo Рік тому +3

    1:39 #MeToo
    2:49 'Catastrophic anxiety'. #BillHader has that as well. Initially he was crazy worried the rigging or lighting, the big sound boom - whatever - would fall on him.

  • @Marina-pe1gx
    @Marina-pe1gx 5 років тому +5

    What he says about being scared as a child and thinking that bad things are inevitable is extremely relatable to me. I'd hate any adult who would "accidentally" talk about some graphic child murder that was on the news because it made me paranoid to no end. I'm sure there are residues of that now in my adulthood-- I just have a billion other things taking up space in my head.

  • @emilyjacobo9022
    @emilyjacobo9022 6 років тому +407

    he has a weird handsomeness to him, like his eyes are too far apart, but his smile compensates for that

    • @Rogersensei93
      @Rogersensei93 6 років тому +36

      I get it. That's how I see Natalie Dormer from Game of Thrones. She has an unorthodox pretty face

    • @kylie9687
      @kylie9687 6 років тому +74

      May Flowers He doesn’t even look weird to me, he’s just a beautiful soul with a really handsome face.

    • @maudinapalmer5751
      @maudinapalmer5751 6 років тому +32

      That in its self sounds like a John mulaney jokes.

    • @Jbelovedson
      @Jbelovedson 5 років тому +8

      I hope he sees this comment because it’s hilarious. Lol “Weird handsomeness”.

    • @spoonface9698
      @spoonface9698 5 років тому +6

      I know what you mean. Like he could be a Simpsons character straight out the box

  • @alexpereira7851
    @alexpereira7851 6 років тому +17

    John mulaney is so awesome thanks to his honesty

  • @thevoidwantssanrioplushies9882
    @thevoidwantssanrioplushies9882 5 років тому +21

    "Ive been nervous for 35 years" bruh im only 21 but such a mood

  • @shannonhadfield7482
    @shannonhadfield7482 5 років тому +17

    Not everyone believes in astrology, but John Mulaney is a Virgo and he fits it so well!!!

  • @albertesolveigbkgaardmorte9356
    @albertesolveigbkgaardmorte9356 5 років тому +17

    he bought a magazine and sat down at a diner to read it... alone...? He was literally a child of the 1930’s wow.

  • @lindamcmanus3057
    @lindamcmanus3057 3 роки тому +3

    My childhood explained. I love you, John Mulaney.

  • @kmsleyang1980
    @kmsleyang1980 2 роки тому +2

    I was a very adult child too. I relate so much to what he’s saying.

  • @diinalens
    @diinalens 5 років тому +5

    he really got a point tho, when I was little I was used to walk around my town (which is v small and not at all comparable to chicago, but still) all alone and my parents not only were fine with it but encouraged it, and it was pretty common for kids to be out unsupervised. I used to walk 1 km alone to school since 1st grade.
    nowadays children have to be accompanied to the school gate by an adult and teachers have to be there to make sure kids are being dropped off by someone instead of just turning up alone. and this makes kids less independent and also probably either terrified of going out alone or eager to go out on their own that they don't evaluate the risks. and mind you i was born in 1997.

  • @kylestevensanders
    @kylestevensanders 5 років тому +1

    This filter along with John's outfit and face just go so well together, and the quality is great

  • @gemlikestardust
    @gemlikestardust 5 років тому +42

    What is it about black n white that makes him look so hot??

  • @janepiepes2243
    @janepiepes2243 6 років тому +35

    .. shouldn't I be accompanied by an adult ?
    ( Great).

  • @arm5510
    @arm5510 5 років тому +5

    I also growing up in the 90s in Canada, thought it was inevitable that I would be murdered or kidnapped. All the assemblys, and "stay alert! Stay safe" spots on tv lol

  • @cecilyj8019
    @cecilyj8019 3 роки тому +1

    Why is this guy so relatable.....

  • @toluca8371
    @toluca8371 6 років тому +12

    2:27
    You have just witnessed the moment John Mulaney's comedy career ended

    • @oliviagriffith3626
      @oliviagriffith3626 5 років тому

      BloodTypeAPlus How so? I don’t necessarily disagree, I’m just not sure I follow admittedly 😂😅

  • @MugiwaraPiratesLover
    @MugiwaraPiratesLover 4 роки тому +5

    I can understand his level of paranoia. I have anxiety too, and I'm always constantly on the look-out too lol.

  • @DjinnRummy
    @DjinnRummy 3 роки тому +2

    greatest fear? "being duped by a kidnapper"

  • @dananabread6632
    @dananabread6632 3 роки тому +1

    Please get john here again!

  • @Ben-ut1xb
    @Ben-ut1xb 3 роки тому +1

    ""I've been nervous for like 35 years."
    -- Steven Seagal"
    -- Tom Segura"

  • @ELidiak2014
    @ELidiak2014 4 роки тому +2

    The title to this video is so relatable

  • @GlennDavey
    @GlennDavey 6 років тому +13

    I want those shoes.

  • @JordyH96
    @JordyH96 4 роки тому

    Love his Docs.

  • @maggietrabalka
    @maggietrabalka 3 роки тому

    Idk why "being duped by a kidnapper" made me laugh so much 😂

  • @JonAdamich
    @JonAdamich 6 років тому +9

    Why not have the full show available on offcamera when these are posted? I gladly was going to purchase it after seeing this but it's not there! :(

    • @theoffcamerashow
      @theoffcamerashow  6 років тому +4

      Each episode premieres exclusively on DirecTV's Audience Network. They become available on our website 30 days after the original air.

  • @omnibus4157
    @omnibus4157 4 роки тому +1

    The summer I turned 12 was when all those kids were getting abducted and murdered in Atlanta. Also, there had been the body of a 6 year old in a trash bag found in one of the local rivers in my city before school had let out that year. Every kid on my block under 14 was scared, so we all played/hung out together to be safe, even if before there were cliques of kids who didn't like each other.

  • @skiesquiggles7319
    @skiesquiggles7319 4 роки тому +1

    This is just John Mulaney in his natural color scheme

  • @katebriscoe6103
    @katebriscoe6103 Рік тому

    I think I am in love with this guy 😂

  • @emma-xt5iy
    @emma-xt5iy 5 років тому +1

    The thumbnail gave me life

  • @boysrestroom
    @boysrestroom 4 роки тому +95

    “i’ve been nervous for 35 years.” me, a 14 year old: same

  • @menswear2112
    @menswear2112 3 роки тому +3

    I’m 44 and I’ve been anxious /nervous since kindergarten. As a child I dreamed almost every week of being kidnapped. (Sigh)

  • @loril9509
    @loril9509 4 роки тому +3

    I’ve also been nervous for 35 years, and I’m only 16

  • @ellesyncronicious969
    @ellesyncronicious969 6 років тому +8

    Sooo good!!!!

  • @melsotelo8638
    @melsotelo8638 6 років тому +2

    I relate to this I always feel like I'm being watched and judged but started to perform as a pro wrestler and had no nervousness it was so fun

  • @macksies420
    @macksies420 4 роки тому

    john mulaney as a kid was definitely number 5 from umbrella academy

  • @Jx0654
    @Jx0654 Рік тому

    I truly can’t express just how much I love John Mulaney ❤️🥰

  • @bdw7254
    @bdw7254 3 роки тому

    Never got that youth interrupted moment. I was always waiting for it. I just mentally went from kid to adult. The only time I remember big changes mentally was around 12 and 16. It felt like a fog had been lifted from my brain but that’s all. It was when I started drinking coffee at 12 (I became aware of my body and that It was different then those around me and anxious about the world around me then low carb dieting at 16 -17 I realized that I was an adult.

  • @aniluvswesties
    @aniluvswesties 4 роки тому

    John looks just.... *chefs kiss*

  • @bunnynjesus4eva
    @bunnynjesus4eva 5 років тому +4

    I’ve been nervous for 26 years.

  • @Jbelovedson
    @Jbelovedson 5 років тому

    On the same vein as John re: Different Strokes, all 80’s show targeted to kids were PSAs. He’s absolutely correct about the shows about kidnapping. The other thing was kids getting braces, stuttering and getting their appendix removed. Shows in the 80’s were a mess.

  • @trumpeterjen
    @trumpeterjen 4 роки тому

    The endcard has the same energy as a PSA for the ASPCA. He could have lifted up a puppy instead of a link and it wouldn't have surprised me.

  • @alicialeal7118
    @alicialeal7118 6 років тому +1

    I love this big kid

  • @sarahb3nyakar
    @sarahb3nyakar 6 років тому +18

    It's so weird seeing him in normal clothes

  • @petermozuraitis5219
    @petermozuraitis5219 4 роки тому +5

    So America's tall child was also America's youngest adult. What an interesting person

  • @mylahobbit1815
    @mylahobbit1815 6 років тому +1

    so, he is immortal

  • @CrysStar22
    @CrysStar22 4 роки тому

    🤔 Are you sure you weren't watching Law and Order as a kid... because you definitely described Law and Order 😂

  • @4dultw1thj0b
    @4dultw1thj0b 3 роки тому

    Oh to be John Mulaney's therapist...

  • @shadesofmysoul
    @shadesofmysoul 4 роки тому

    i too often feel that i should be accompanied by an adult

  • @paige-forjesus
    @paige-forjesus 4 роки тому

    100% relate with being paranoid as a child and feeling like I was an adult and hating that adults were over me. I took care of myself a lot and my dad also took me to the bars when young.... On my 12th birthday and onward I was offered alcohol and it happened in front of my dad.....pretty awkward....

  • @LaurNRichards
    @LaurNRichards 4 роки тому

    This was so relatable.

  • @cameron-cameroff
    @cameron-cameroff 4 роки тому

    my anxiety works this way

  • @Sara-rs2yu
    @Sara-rs2yu 6 років тому +21

    u look like brandon flowers from the killers

    • @TheOrangeneck
      @TheOrangeneck 6 років тому +1

      Sara Duenas OMG WHOEVER YOU ARE I WAS JUST THINKING THIS

    • @TheOrangeneck
      @TheOrangeneck 6 років тому +2

      They both seem sort of inexplicably old timey

    • @Sara-rs2yu
      @Sara-rs2yu 6 років тому +2

      TheOrangeneck right!? both lanky, nervous, and with good hair 😂 I’m a huge fan of the killers btw, I appreciate the fact someone knows who Brandon Flowers is besides me

  • @louisnicholls8466
    @louisnicholls8466 6 років тому +10

    what are those shoes? my god theyre so nice

    • @eri2889
      @eri2889 5 років тому +1

      hi this is super late and I'm not certain but they sort of look like doc martens?

  • @robr.3679
    @robr.3679 6 років тому +13

    Does Jason Varitek know that he has a long lost brother?

    • @benmikola
      @benmikola 6 років тому

      Robert Rice lmao

  • @jan9659
    @jan9659 3 роки тому

    I love John M.

  • @twistedsister4623
    @twistedsister4623 3 роки тому +1

    I was PETRIFIED of being abducted and sexually abused, as a child. I had to walk 3-4 blocks home from school and I was so scared I would almost pee myself.

  • @andrewbrandmusic0894
    @andrewbrandmusic0894 4 роки тому +1

    Really wishing John had a podcast right now 😭

    • @saturnerens
      @saturnerens 4 роки тому

      AndrewBrandMusic he does now lol

  • @stargate121
    @stargate121 5 років тому

    "Like......Like.......Like......Y'know.....Like...."

  • @hbhtcr5707
    @hbhtcr5707 5 років тому +7

    The title is a virgo mood

    • @199453063
      @199453063 5 років тому

      I was gonna say that lol, he is a typical Virgo :D Legendary Virgo so to say

  • @chairde
    @chairde 5 років тому +1

    He is immortal and looked like this during the golden age of Greece.

  • @sha2424
    @sha2424 6 років тому

    holy shit, we're both anxious about everything except being on stage. i fucking love this tall child

  • @calibby85
    @calibby85 3 роки тому +2

    Sending John so much love and support (as much as a fan can virtually do with just thinking it...)

  • @Delacv08
    @Delacv08 4 роки тому

    till this day i still think i can be kidnapped allll the time!!!! the anxiety is real. i love this honesty.

  • @fathimashahjahan8906
    @fathimashahjahan8906 3 роки тому

    Virgos be like- I don't remember being a child ever

  • @jennacook2505
    @jennacook2505 6 років тому +8

    I wish that this was in color.

    • @NESherv
      @NESherv 5 років тому

      We get it in color at _my_ house!

  • @borisvoncookie6743
    @borisvoncookie6743 4 роки тому

    This video is exactly 2 years old as of this posting.

  • @michaeljung1502
    @michaeljung1502 6 років тому +3

    Nice boots

  • @kpopkarebear
    @kpopkarebear 5 років тому +2

    Bless Anna. John is gem.

  • @nickratt1818
    @nickratt1818 3 роки тому +1

    Ok I’m pretty sure this is on camera

  • @isjenjsns625
    @isjenjsns625 5 років тому +1

    It’s naive to believe that you will not be kidnapped, so I replaced that naivety with paranoia that I will absolutely be kidnapped.

  • @gmalish1456
    @gmalish1456 5 років тому

    Super relatable.... I was terrified of EVERTHING and EVERYONE! Such super irrational things too... but shit would keep me up all night. That was my childhood 😟

  • @AzaleaJane
    @AzaleaJane 4 роки тому

    Rest stops are secondary locations....

  • @keysersoze8203
    @keysersoze8203 3 роки тому

    I cant help but think of Andrew from big mouth when i hear him speak

  • @glitzy7066
    @glitzy7066 3 роки тому

    omg i dont think ive ever related to anyone more than him

  • @prod.hxrford3896
    @prod.hxrford3896 3 роки тому +1

    is it me, or is reading a magazine in a diner not weird at all?

  • @vmkirin
    @vmkirin 4 роки тому

    Do not go to any secondary locations.

  • @kellyv6075
    @kellyv6075 5 років тому +1

    Interesting. As if feeling like you weren't a child when you were one prevented the letting go of childhood fears... To feel overly responsible as a child without the brain development and social freedom to deal with that is a recipe for anxiety and irrational fears. And to believe that the real adults have power over you. All makes sense.