Film Theory: Aladdin's Mistake - How to Marry Jasmine in ONE Wish! (Disney Aladdin)

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  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 5 років тому +8939

    "I wish that I can marry Jasmine"
    "You can't wish for people to fall in love"
    "I never said love"
    "Touché"

    • @greyko7473
      @greyko7473 5 років тому +713

      "Wish granted"
      "Really?"
      "You always could have married her according to the law of 23 countries. Not in this one"
      "Touché"

    • @jamlots
      @jamlots 5 років тому +26

      Galimeer5 I said that to 😛😝😜😋

    • @jamlots
      @jamlots 5 років тому +20

      I meant I said that to.

    • @rihanaetunjung2145
      @rihanaetunjung2145 5 років тому +16

      Its almost 666 likes!

    • @Badenhawk
      @Badenhawk 5 років тому +8

      @@Mehwhatevr haha. Bedazzled was such a great movie.

  • @ismaeelmahmood7259
    @ismaeelmahmood7259 5 років тому +12856

    Aladdin: "I wish for more wishes"
    Genie: "You can't make that wish"
    Aladdin: "I wish i could"
    Genie: "listen here you little sh-"

  • @Bexa-
    @Bexa- 5 років тому +5981

    Genie: “I can’t make people fall in love”
    Aladdin: “I wish you could make people fall in love.”
    Genie: “Son of a b-“

    • @mateuszmarciniak2828
      @mateuszmarciniak2828 5 років тому +336

      Steve: "LANGUAGE!"

    • @yujinarukunnn7222
      @yujinarukunnn7222 5 років тому +360

      Would've been better if it was : *Listen here you little shi-*

    • @ap3productions81
      @ap3productions81 5 років тому +177

      @@mateuszmarciniak2828
      Tony: "I'm sorry, are we gonna ignore the fact that he said 'language'?"

    • @pierdantv1861
      @pierdantv1861 5 років тому +4

      this vid is more weird than a game theory ua-cam.com/video/i2AuwAFXwTE/v-deo.html

    • @jjwang7597
      @jjwang7597 5 років тому +10

      @@mememachine7195 bruh it was part of the quote

  • @Thedarkbunnyrabbit
    @Thedarkbunnyrabbit 2 роки тому +743

    The problem with this wish is that it presumes Aladdin knows that Jasmine loves him and wants to marry him upon making the wish. He does not. He in fact thinks she doesn't even remember him, and believes his smitten feelings for Jasmine are completely unrequited. He wishes to be a prince not just because 'only princes can marry Jasmine' but because 'only a prince would even have a chance with her'. The reason he hides his identity from Jasmine is because he's convinced she has no interest in a street rat and would only be interested in a prince. If he knew Jasmine had the hots from him from the outset 90% of the movie would be missing because he'd just tell her who he was immediately and then Jasmine would conspire *with* him to get married, rather than fight against him about it until she realizes who he really is.

    • @Victoria-sm1sj
      @Victoria-sm1sj 2 роки тому +52

      I agree completely. I think Aladdin felt very insecure around Jasmine at first. And he obviously had no real idea how a Prince was expected to behave. It was love at first sight with his Jasmine but he thought he had no chance with her and her father would never approve of her marrying a so called street rat. And Aladdin had that many run ins with Razoul and his fellow palace guards they would soon have told Sultan what Aladdin was really like. So he felt his only option was to become a Prince and even then it wasn't guaranteed he would win Jasmine's wee heart. That famous quote from Jasmine at the palace "I am not a prize to be won" her best quote from the movie. There, Aladdin was outlandish and somewhat arrogant. Sultan may have fallen for his charm, but it didn't convince Jasmine. And then of course Jafar was never going to like "Prince Abooboo" And I think Jafar realized that there was something just not quite right about him. It nearly cost Aladdin his life when he almost drowned on Jafar's orders with the wee ambush and Aladdin would never have been found. Aladdin was playing a dangerous game and personally I don't think he realised how challenging it would be

    • @luisfilipe2023
      @luisfilipe2023 Рік тому +15

      Yeah finally someone gets it these comments are driving me crazy

    • @ThatAsianPenguin
      @ThatAsianPenguin Місяць тому +2

      We had to wait 2 years for this

    • @halxdiaz
      @halxdiaz Місяць тому

      700 likes but the "i wish the law" comment has over 16k and that's probably cause ppl refuse to read

    • @StellaGraxe
      @StellaGraxe Місяць тому

      Nice

  • @HyperLexus
    @HyperLexus 4 роки тому +7157

    "I wish I can win any bet"
    Genie: "well ok"
    "I bet I can marry Jasmine"
    bam, infinite wishes

  • @bluewolfjb9044
    @bluewolfjb9044 5 років тому +1750

    Will Smith watches him as a blue genie: that's hot.

  • @TheSteveLynx
    @TheSteveLynx 5 років тому +2848

    "I wish that everybody wholeheartedly consents to our marriage."

    • @John-iq3me
      @John-iq3me 5 років тому +7

      Hi lynx keemstar is thiccccc

    • @kayohwai
      @kayohwai 5 років тому +165

      Can't mind-control people. It was one of the key restrictions. No mind control, no raising the dead, and no wishing for more wishes.

    • @justintimeleave1360
      @justintimeleave1360 5 років тому +28

      he would still be a street rat without access to the palace tho. being a prince still does 2 things. access to the palace and circumventing the law

    • @chunkyizanagisburden
      @chunkyizanagisburden 5 років тому +20

      I wish to have army powerful enough to defeat the ottoman empire

    • @lightsprite6128
      @lightsprite6128 5 років тому +39

      @@kayohwai Pretty sure the Genie said
      - No wishing for more wishes
      -No bringing people from the dead
      -No making someone fall in love

  • @ViewerOnline101
    @ViewerOnline101 2 роки тому +999

    Technically, he DID marry her in one wish. The first was to be a prince, which led to him reuniting with Jasmine. His second "wish" was to be saved from drowning and the third was to free Genie.

    • @Victoria-sm1sj
      @Victoria-sm1sj 2 роки тому +107

      Don't get me wrong Aladdin is my favourite Disney movie ever but I never understood the second "wish" Aladdin was passed out and gagged, he couldn't make a wish. Genie even said "I can't help you unless you make a wish" Genie deciphered a "nod" as a yes from Aladdin. But that could have been caused by the underwater current or muscle reflexes or even the after effects of being violently shaken by the Genie. I don't think Genie had any right to intervene. Either help Aladdin as a favour or don't intervene at all. But it was never a wish

    • @10tailedbijuu
      @10tailedbijuu Рік тому +10

      @@Victoria-sm1sj very true!!

    • @Victoria-sm1sj
      @Victoria-sm1sj Рік тому +18

      @@10tailedbijuu Thank you so much! I appreciate it. I know my view is a little controversial. But I have never been able to get past the point where I can believe Aladdin lost a wee wish. He couldn't make a wish! Genie stole it from him. Talk about taking advantage of Aladdin's predicament. I think Genie knew exactly what he was doing. Get the second wish out of the way, then Aladdin would free him. Not to appear ungrateful for the wee rescue, just the way it was done. If I was Aladdin I would have argued it later. It's a
      Always annoyed me! Sorry for the rant

    • @Victoria-sm1sj
      @Victoria-sm1sj Рік тому +12

      @@10tailedbijuu I don't want to look bad. It's just the way Genie made the "wish" on Aladdin's behalf. Aladdin was passed out and gagged!!! He had no control over the situation!
      If I was Aladdin, don't get me wrong I would be very grateful for the wee rescue too .But I don't know what way to say it, I wouldn't be happy with losing a wish From Genie's perspective he obviously knew Aladdin wanted rescued. He was hardly bound and gagged at the bottom of the wee ocean by choice! But Genie went looking for that "nod" He still probably felt aggrieved by the "freebie" in the Cave of Wonders. I thought that was really shrewd of Aladdin lol.
      To be completely honest I have always believed Genie shouldn't have intervened here. He didn't have the authority by his "Master" to do anything. "I can't help you unless you make a wish" "I need you to say Genie I wish you to save my life" Not easy with a wee gag on, let alone passed out already. I know my opinion is pretty harsh, but I hope you understand my point

    • @sugurumyking
      @sugurumyking Рік тому +3

      @@Victoria-sm1sj woahhh didn’t even think of that! That’s so true

  • @AsifIqbal-qb5fs
    @AsifIqbal-qb5fs 5 років тому +2718

    Alladin: "i wish Jasmine would love me"
    Genie: "you can't wish for that"
    Alladin: "i wish i could wish for that"
    Genie: "well played"

    • @pinkharth860
      @pinkharth860 5 років тому +133

      Genie: "Wish granted."
      Aladdin: "So how long until she gets here?"
      Genie: "She already loves you idiot. And even so, that law is stopping you."
      Aladdin: "Good point."

    • @aoakley3979
      @aoakley3979 5 років тому +12

      (Slow 👏)

    • @genericsidecharacter8915
      @genericsidecharacter8915 5 років тому +21

      Bruh, I’m surprised no one has called you out yet how you stole that almost word for word an entire week after the original was commented, like seriously.

    • @AsifIqbal-qb5fs
      @AsifIqbal-qb5fs 5 років тому +15

      @@genericsidecharacter8915 sorry but i didn't steal this comment maybe we just had the same idea for a comment :(

    • @tess_eract4832
      @tess_eract4832 5 років тому +2

      Touché, aladdin

  • @TLuu164
    @TLuu164 4 роки тому +3328

    Genie: "You can't wish for more wishes"
    Aladdin: "I wish for more genies"

  • @c.j.playzmc2430
    @c.j.playzmc2430 5 років тому +8543

    Aladdin: “I wish Jasmin will love me”
    Genie: “yeah, sorry can’t do that”
    Aladdin: “I wish Jasmin LIKE LIKE me
    Genie: “well played”

    • @thegraysonshow5154
      @thegraysonshow5154 5 років тому +52

      Wat

    • @JSears44
      @JSears44 5 років тому +25

      lol

    • @noble430
      @noble430 5 років тому +143

      she like likes you now but she still can’t marry u due to the law XD
      Thx for the likes

    • @xiaomingxie9749
      @xiaomingxie9749 5 років тому +13

      Lel

    • @amoschoo9751
      @amoschoo9751 5 років тому +37

      Well done you have outsmarted the genie

  • @TheOrangeViking
    @TheOrangeViking 2 роки тому +47

    I was in bed at night while watching this and the “DON’T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES.” Scared me.

  • @Katherine_2000
    @Katherine_2000 4 роки тому +744

    There’s one theory that when Aladdin made his wish to be a prince that was the exact moment his dad became the leader of the 40 thieves that appear in the sequels. Or, as it’s put, the KING of thieves. As the son of a ‘king’, that would technically make Aladdin a prince.

  • @krystal2423
    @krystal2423 4 роки тому +3881

    Technically he did marry Jasmine with only one wish.
    The second wish Genie used to save his life when he was drowning.
    The third wish was to free Genie.

    • @bladeHunterYone
      @bladeHunterYone 4 роки тому +314

      technically he did marry jasmine using only a single magical carpet. his first wish just allowed him to enter the castle, which he could do anytime.

    • @AstalWuzHere
      @AstalWuzHere 4 роки тому +38

      Fallen hunter is true because you can come at anytime not anywhere because you need to be there

    • @archit2357
      @archit2357 4 роки тому +31

      AND THATS JUST A THEORY, A TRUE THEORY

    • @starfleetcomm
      @starfleetcomm 4 роки тому +25

      First wish:git da gurl
      Second wish:genie literally uses a wish bc he wanted to save aladdin *he reallt cares about aladdin*
      Third wish:U GOIN TO DISENY LAND GENIE

    • @theviper5064
      @theviper5064 4 роки тому +2

      I would like this comment but it has 269 likes

  • @jksanrio
    @jksanrio 5 років тому +3218

    Aladdin “I wish to be married to Jasmine!”
    Genie “you can’t wish for someone to lov...”
    Aladdin “who said anything about love?”

  • @BluenosedCash75
    @BluenosedCash75 2 роки тому +70

    11:07 It’s been 3 years and I still think about this line. The writing, delivery, everything about it is perfect

    • @ari_violet
      @ari_violet 9 місяців тому +3

      Do you still think about it another year later?

  • @O4C209
    @O4C209 5 років тому +3096

    Aladdin: "I wish for Jasmine to be the Sultan."
    Genie: "That's weird but ok."
    Genie swaps Jasmine and her father's bodies.

    • @Wellch
      @Wellch 5 років тому +28

      Orion Foresee wish for a female Sultan

    • @theunknown4834
      @theunknown4834 5 років тому +11

      Sultanate I think?

    • @TheCPtutorales
      @TheCPtutorales 5 років тому +29

      @@theunknown4834 the meaning of sultan is literally described in the video.
      The f- you doing?

    • @lyft2053
      @lyft2053 5 років тому +3

      Orion Foresee
      Oh Shi-

    • @Zedryx69
      @Zedryx69 5 років тому +1

      oh hecc

  • @garlicbreadloaf
    @garlicbreadloaf 4 роки тому +2070

    first: "I wish that you are bad at math"
    Genie: Done. You have 20 wishes left.

    • @AustinDrawbaugh489
      @AustinDrawbaugh489 4 роки тому +128

      @VIHAN KRISHNA ok you used your 0th wish, now you have 37464349754937549267921640334343473163621843864734673549346374773746374910953737304636017487480 wishes left

    • @AustinDrawbaugh489
      @AustinDrawbaugh489 4 роки тому +19

      @VIHAN KRISHNA wow, that was a quick response

    • @Aeros005
      @Aeros005 4 роки тому +9

      lol

    • @I9M9A
      @I9M9A 4 роки тому +26

      Genie: Done. You have -8 wishes left. You’re the genie now haha

    • @shenniere
      @shenniere 3 роки тому +6

      But you'd think you would have 0 left then lol

  • @parrottarot995
    @parrottarot995 4 роки тому +691

    To quote a great actor when asked what his 3 wishes would be “ Worlds greatest sorcerer, new magic lamp and freedom for the first genie”

    • @IndieHorror-kl9kz
      @IndieHorror-kl9kz 4 роки тому +26

      Then infinitely repeat

    • @soul23110
      @soul23110 4 роки тому +15

      Wasn’t it that guy from collegehumor that said that

    • @famweefood7073
      @famweefood7073 4 роки тому +3

      Brennan Lee Mulligan

    • @adeo2200
      @adeo2200 4 роки тому +4

      Free Palestine

    • @JMObyx
      @JMObyx 4 роки тому +7

      @@adeo2200 From Islam.

  • @SleepyBlanketDemon
    @SleepyBlanketDemon Рік тому +24

    0:27 the way interpret the line “don’t you dare close your eyes” is as “look around and see you’re free”

  • @mirmirma5824
    @mirmirma5824 5 років тому +17243

    “I wish the law would let me marry the princess”

    • @charliebear2048
      @charliebear2048 5 років тому +982

      "The law is wrong, father..."

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 5 років тому +832

      I think the Sultan would notice the law magically disappearing...

    • @londegel
      @londegel 5 років тому +161

      That's wath I was thinking too

    • @DontBLion
      @DontBLion 5 років тому +691

      Noah Dubois ”I wish the sultan would create a law that would allow me to marry the princess” 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @jackskatter.3888
      @jackskatter.3888 5 років тому +218

      Edward Richards hes literally too stupid to realize his advasor is evil and using a weird snake staph to try to hypnotize him multiple times before jasmin steps in. Hes not tha
      T attentive

  • @niclassjrslev4458
    @niclassjrslev4458 5 років тому +2508

    Genie: "you can't wish for more wishes."
    me: ''I wish for more genies.''

    • @ultramate_noodle5367
      @ultramate_noodle5367 5 років тому +24

      Lol! 🤣

    • @demonicgothbinx
      @demonicgothbinx 5 років тому +87

      Granted! They can't grant wishes though.

    • @nu5245
      @nu5245 5 років тому +99

      "I wish there were no rules"

    • @frelted6744
      @frelted6744 5 років тому +70

      demonicgothbinx “I wish my more genies could grant my wishes”

    • @frenzyproductions
      @frenzyproductions 5 років тому +20

      Fucking finally someone else thought of it too! I've been saying that for so long!

  • @oatmealdoodles
    @oatmealdoodles 4 роки тому +2294

    Film theory: what should Aladdin have wished for?
    My first guess: to change the law

    • @VoidHeart01
      @VoidHeart01 4 роки тому +128

      Same thought process. I was waiting for him to mention it, but that moment never came

    • @jenica7838
      @jenica7838 4 роки тому +56

      Exactly what I thought the whole video

    • @anooshaykhan
      @anooshaykhan 4 роки тому +16

      Same!

    • @striderboy1000
      @striderboy1000 4 роки тому +32

      Like he coulda skipped everything that he did and just changed the law

    • @prcr364
      @prcr364 4 роки тому +41

      If the people saw that this law was magically changed they would change the law back.

  • @crystalt5435
    @crystalt5435 Рік тому +29

    Can we appreciate the effort MatPat and his crew puts into his videos

  • @Jassy666
    @Jassy666 3 роки тому +2777

    After watching Aladdin again, I thought of something: In "A whole new world" Aladdin and Jasmine travel from Agrabah to the pyramids to Greece(?) to something chinese in just one night. Just how fast can the Magic Carpet fly to make this possible and could Aladdin and Jasmine survive this flight?

    • @wisteria3032
      @wisteria3032 3 роки тому +86

      I can't recall the video that explained it (probably Everything Wrong With) but the answer is no they wouldn't

    • @Bloivbh
      @Bloivbh 3 роки тому +58

      @@wisteria3032 “how fast can the carpet be?”
      “No it wouldn’t ”??🗿

    • @wisteria3032
      @wisteria3032 3 роки тому +57

      @@Bloivbh second question (would they survive)

    • @Nothisispartik
      @Nothisispartik 3 роки тому +65

      @@Bloivbh to answer, it’s approximately 1880km/hr.
      The speed of sound is 1234.8km/hr.

    • @jacobhall8267
      @jacobhall8267 3 роки тому +38

      It's a cartoon... the coyote still is alive after falling off a cliff and a boulder landing on his head.

  • @Irishrebel092
    @Irishrebel092 5 років тому +2417

    Genie: "you can't wish for more wishes."
    Me "I wish I was allowed to wish for more wishes....."

    • @deathshot7623
      @deathshot7623 5 років тому +127

      Big brain

    • @hosayjosay
      @hosayjosay 5 років тому +35

      IrishRebel92 this is so unoriginal dude

    • @canadianboi1507
      @canadianboi1507 5 років тому +138

      What about “ I wish for more genies”

    • @WholesomeDemonKastis_a_shlump
      @WholesomeDemonKastis_a_shlump 5 років тому +37

      @C A N A D I A N B O I
      You can't duplicate duplicate duplicate duplicate duplicate duplicate duplicate the genie!

    • @itsRxiza
      @itsRxiza 5 років тому +26

      IrishRebel92 I wish for infinite genies to give me 3 wishes

  • @TANKCHANCHAN
    @TANKCHANCHAN 5 років тому +2165

    Alladin: "I wish for Jasmine to be the Sultan"
    Genie: "Oh, okay"
    *kills Jasmime's father*

    • @ZhangtheGreat
      @ZhangtheGreat 5 років тому +151

      Yup, there's that gray area 2019 genie was talking about

    • @naghtel1228
      @naghtel1228 5 років тому +33

      Michał Koczorowski that would involve harm, so I don’t think he would do that :/

    • @joytw9811
      @joytw9811 5 років тому +26

      that turn dark real quick

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce 5 років тому +45

      "I wish for Jasmine's father to finally allow Jasmine to become the sultan!"

    • @ravix92
      @ravix92 5 років тому +17

      You can't wish for murder.

  • @khonshugodofthenightsky2159
    @khonshugodofthenightsky2159 2 роки тому +47

    Okay, but......in the animated version, the genie keeps his powers after he's freed. So Aladdin should've just wished him free, and then he could've done whatever Aladdin wanted

    • @lemurlover7975
      @lemurlover7975 Рік тому +3

      That was what I thought. I thought Aladdin was being selfish with an enslaved being.

    • @heavyweaponsguy6284
      @heavyweaponsguy6284 9 місяців тому +3

      Technically not possible since after being freed, the Genie is significantly weaker then if he was bound to a lamp.

  • @Dreamspawn1978
    @Dreamspawn1978 5 років тому +917

    "I wish I was a prince"
    2 films later his dad is the king of thieves....

    • @NoLongerNull
      @NoLongerNull 5 років тому +13

      yes lol

    • @quackatitty7430
      @quackatitty7430 4 роки тому +7

      Somebody explain pls

    • @overcooked_chickenthigh8640
      @overcooked_chickenthigh8640 4 роки тому +4

      Oh the delicious irony

    • @MohamedHassan-or1ut
      @MohamedHassan-or1ut 4 роки тому +4

      @Earth What is the difference? You just need power and money and you are a country.

    • @halogeek6
      @halogeek6 4 роки тому +1

      @@MohamedHassan-or1ut half right. In order to be a country you need three things and three things only. Land for which your nation resides. People to populate your nation and a symbol to rally said people under. These three things are at the core, what make a nation a nation.

  • @puglife658
    @puglife658 5 років тому +2975

    “I wish the princess was allowed to marry whomever she wants.”

    • @davidsalterego4481
      @davidsalterego4481 5 років тому +51

      Pug Lord what would that actually do though. Saying the goal is different from how the goal would be achieved

    • @thatguy5759
      @thatguy5759 5 років тому +7

      Sucks to be you I guess

    • @storymaster21
      @storymaster21 5 років тому +67

      congrats, jasmine now desires to marry a stone pillar carved in the shape of a human. you have two wishes left.

    • @rvrcn
      @rvrcn 5 років тому +12

      mew SP_on23567 i wish i was that stone pillar but still human ?

    • @miguelmilitar5970
      @miguelmilitar5970 5 років тому +1

      Agree

  • @mediocregaming2417
    @mediocregaming2417 5 років тому +869

    Everyone’s first wish should be: “I wish that all my wishes were interpreted how I interpret them”

    • @TheKingNaesala
      @TheKingNaesala 5 років тому +139

      "...including this one."

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan 5 років тому +75

      In the words of Timmy Turner, "I wish I had a lawyer!"

    • @phaylnx
      @phaylnx 5 років тому +33

      then then the second wish is to wish is to wish for more genies...seeing as you can't wis for more wishes themselves.

    • @RaBobKa9001
      @RaBobKa9001 5 років тому +12

      @@phaylnx Wish to be allowed to wish for more wishes, then wish for more wishes. Or use the first for unlimited power.

    • @dabirdie1797
      @dabirdie1797 5 років тому +4

      @@RaBobKa9001 wish for no rules

  • @AxoTheAxolotl1
    @AxoTheAxolotl1 2 роки тому +3

    MatPat: The UA-cam equivalent of A-Poo
    Me: Wait, did you say A-Poo? It’s Abu!

  • @bogdancoca681
    @bogdancoca681 4 роки тому +626

    "I wish to be undeniably the ideal husband for Jasmine"
    Done. Boi doesnt have to think. Only the genie does. Because its "undeniable" people would just KNOW about his greatness the instant they doubt him.

    • @fdsajklre
      @fdsajklre 4 роки тому +76

      Genie can just turn you into a eternal vibrator that doesn't need bateries

    • @izansmallcat631
      @izansmallcat631 4 роки тому +50

      @@fdsajklre thank u for your input

    • @bethanydavis9023
      @bethanydavis9023 4 роки тому +17

      And THIS is why we don't have random mad/insane gods and goddesses walking among us granting wishes.

    • @Noplayster13
      @Noplayster13 4 роки тому +18

      The problem is that the Genie isn’t exactly a genius. Though he can see into the future (probably? It’s a little ambiguous), he’s shown multiple times to be outwitted by Aladdin himself. He’s unlikely to come up with a better plan than our Boi.
      Plus, he’s *on* Aladdin’s side. If Al gets what he wants, Genie goes free. It’s already in his best interest to make sure Al gets the girl. Thus, making him a prince is likely the best the Genie can come up with as well.

    • @bethanydavis9023
      @bethanydavis9023 4 роки тому +6

      @@Noplayster13 unless he's playing Aladdin like mo plays the fiddle

  • @mysteriouschicken8456
    @mysteriouschicken8456 4 роки тому +204

    Aladdin: "I wish to be allowed to wish for more wishes."
    Genie: "Not technically against the rules, so sure."
    Aladdin: "I wish for more wishes."
    There you go, Genie is enslaved to you so you effectively get infinite wishes.

    • @JoshuaRellick
      @JoshuaRellick 4 роки тому +2

      The cartoon version specifically says you can't wish for more wishes.

    • @forgottenrights351
      @forgottenrights351 4 роки тому +20

      Wish for the ability to grant yourself any ability. Then you would not have to wish for anything; you could just give yourself the ability to do it. This might help if there is a rule about wishing to change rules.

    • @DaDARKPass
      @DaDARKPass 4 роки тому

      Ok but now you're stuck with a dumb genie.

    • @robbieking4070
      @robbieking4070 4 роки тому

      Forgotten Rights That's what I would always wish for.
      I mean if Jafar was the world's greatest sorcerer would a love spell really be that hard for him to cast on Jasmine?

  • @missawesome7849
    @missawesome7849 3 роки тому +2023

    The whole time I’m just waiting for MatPat to say:
    “So Aladdin should have wished for the law that Princesses had to marry princes to disappear.”

    • @Aspenglade
      @Aspenglade 3 роки тому +132

      Same here! "I wish for princesses to be able to legally marry anyone they choose." Done.

    • @emeraldserena5591
      @emeraldserena5591 3 роки тому +19

      It would have been so easy.

    • @DarkSharkDomilian
      @DarkSharkDomilian 3 роки тому +81

      It wouldn't have worked, like he said, not everyone is affected by the wish, it would still be a thing in the Sultan's mind, and he can just put the law back into place. Wish wasted.

    • @DarkSharkDomilian
      @DarkSharkDomilian 3 роки тому +20

      @@Aspenglade It wouldn't have really worked, like MatPat said, not everybody is affected by the wish, so the law would still be a thing in the Sultan's mind, and he can just put the law back into place. Wish wasted and gone.

    • @DarkSharkDomilian
      @DarkSharkDomilian 3 роки тому +6

      @@emeraldserena5591 Not really, not everyone is affected by it like MatPat said.

  • @_Uno_Cinco_
    @_Uno_Cinco_ 2 роки тому +76

    Aladdin: “I wish to be a prince.”
    *fails miserably*
    Aladdin after a few more failed wishes: “Hmm.. I wish-“
    Genie: “You’re hopeless, man. Just wish to marry the woman.”
    Aladdin: “Oh yeah-“
    *That’s how it should’ve gone* 😂😂

  • @theoneaboveall9930
    @theoneaboveall9930 4 роки тому +1128

    Genie: 3 rules. No bringing back the dead. No killing anyone. No making someone fall in love. Oh and only 3 wishes.
    Me: That's 4 rules.
    Genie: Got a problem?
    Me: No you do tho.
    Genie: Why is that?
    Me: I wish there was no rules on my wishes.
    Genie: Well F*ck.

    • @IObitus
      @IObitus 4 роки тому +37

      So I can wish me 3 new wishes when 2 are used

    • @Vijwal
      @Vijwal 4 роки тому +34

      Me: and I get infinite wishes
      Genie: noooooo.....

    • @teresafaulkner5734
      @teresafaulkner5734 4 роки тому +17

      May I ask you one question; are you a genius

    • @theoneaboveall9930
      @theoneaboveall9930 4 роки тому +10

      Oh no, I can only give indirect answers. Uh . . . . PERHAPS.

    • @Ghalaghor_McAllistor
      @Ghalaghor_McAllistor 4 роки тому +13

      Genie: "Sorry, I can't change the rules in any way so you just wasted a wish."

  • @koykoyonly
    @koykoyonly 5 років тому +1073

    "I wish everyone supports and wants me to marry the princess."
    Genie: "I told you already, no--"
    *"Who said anything about love?"*

    • @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
      @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 5 років тому +55

      Good point. They give the genie a set of rules so he’s not omnipotent but you can find plenty of loopholes in the rules given. Can’t wish for more wishes? That’s cool. Didn’t say anything about wishing for a new genie.

    • @felipeaugustobatista6444
      @felipeaugustobatista6444 5 років тому +31

      @@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 And that wish is canon by the way, Jafar wishes to be a genie and become one, so the genie CAN create more genies.

    • @abdalrahmanamrmostafa1975
      @abdalrahmanamrmostafa1975 5 років тому +12

      @@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 no rule stopping you from wishing the rules away too

    • @nowandaround312
      @nowandaround312 5 років тому +4

      Koykoy ONLY Except that he only wants Jasmine to be his wife because he loves her, not for social, political, or monetary gain, which are the only things that marrying her against her will would give him aside from a really unhappy marriage.

    • @aieranimations9810
      @aieranimations9810 5 років тому +2

      @@felipeaugustobatista6444 which means the wishes reset each genie...

  • @thedeadhorsey
    @thedeadhorsey 4 роки тому +899

    Imagine in the remake they said "I'm the prince of Bel Air"

    • @y0l0_dud3
      @y0l0_dud3 4 роки тому +42

      That would've been totally worth it.

    • @kex-7903
      @kex-7903 4 роки тому +18

      I would forgive the entire movie

    • @wozaow
      @wozaow 4 роки тому +10

      Ah, that’s hot.

    • @LocalMaple
      @LocalMaple 4 роки тому +7

      Well, Genie did make a fresh prince of blue air.

    • @amolsmoot3998
      @amolsmoot3998 4 роки тому +4

      they referenced him in one scene 👀

  • @myleswelnetz6700
    @myleswelnetz6700 2 роки тому +18

    So Aladdin’s wishes should’ve been:
    1. Make Jasmine the new Sultan
    2. Whatever else Aladdin wanted
    3. Free the genie

  • @realJayLyons
    @realJayLyons 5 років тому +657

    The problem is he doesn’t think Jasmine likes him because he’s a street rat, that’s one of the reasons why he wishes to be a prince. So wishing for Jasmine to be sultan, according to his thoughts, isn’t going to help him.

    • @medrash8862
      @medrash8862 5 років тому +24

      That isn’t the point, the point is that this was the wish he should have made when you take everything into account

    • @sarahcox5450
      @sarahcox5450 5 років тому +23

      well he still has three wishes so .....
      PLAN OF ACTION:
      Wish No. 1 make Jasmine sultana
      Wish No. 2 make himself a foreign sultan
      then , send a diplomatic mission or some other dumb excuse to meet jasmine then marry her and....
      Wish No. 3 set genie free.
      boom . EASY.

    • @JeroenDoes
      @JeroenDoes 5 років тому +7

      This video does a lot of research and comes up with a very bad plan.
      Just wish to have all the qualities needed for Jasimine to love and marry you.
      That is not wishing for love but to have the qualities that would make you loved.

    • @fos1451
      @fos1451 5 років тому +3

      Sarah Cox that’s just a waste of wish just to marry 1 person

    • @fos1451
      @fos1451 5 років тому +2

      JetDoes that’s still a waste for me

  • @rickbalmedina2327
    @rickbalmedina2327 4 роки тому +749

    "I wish a wish you wish to wish."
    "What?"
    "You heard me."

  • @justinnyugen7015
    @justinnyugen7015 5 років тому +282

    "I wish for Jasmine to become the Sultan"
    Oops. Jasmine's soul is transferred into her father's body.

    • @ck7993
      @ck7993 5 років тому +12

      does'nt matter

    • @thatone646
      @thatone646 5 років тому +13

      I’d still smash

    • @itrashcant7947
      @itrashcant7947 5 років тому +5

      *even better*

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan 5 років тому +2

      I just imagine Jasmine turning into a clone of her dad.

  • @CFLavertu
    @CFLavertu 2 роки тому +15

    The issue here is that Aladdin didn’t believe he had a chance with Jasmine as himself. So making her sultan would have been more effective, but he never would’ve wished it because all he wanted was a way to « impress » her…

  • @peeweesquirt204
    @peeweesquirt204 3 роки тому +2103

    “You can’t wish for more wishes”
    “I wish for more genies.”
    Edit: After returning after a year... HOLY THOSE LIKES-
    Thank you guys so much for the likes, also half of the comments are jokes and the other half are people arguing over this scenario - 💀

  • @charmeleonevolves5553
    @charmeleonevolves5553 4 роки тому +166

    The lightest plothole in any movie: *exists*
    MatPat: I know what must be done.

  • @dylanwalter-gb7kq
    @dylanwalter-gb7kq 16 днів тому +1

    "i wish the sultan would recognize me as the top candidate for the marriage."

  • @therum2951
    @therum2951 4 роки тому +452

    1. Befriend her
    2. Flirt with her
    3. Start dating
    4. Propose
    5. Get married

    • @wren1236
      @wren1236 4 роки тому +16

      Generally good advice

    • @1kulik
      @1kulik 4 роки тому +27

      He is still a street rat remember? Also she can marry only Prince and she cant decide who she will marry.

    • @max_does_stuff_
      @max_does_stuff_ 4 роки тому +11

      You missed 6. *profit*

    • @joshdelaney949
      @joshdelaney949 4 роки тому

      Lol I would need 5 wishes for that

    • @somebastardontheinternet
      @somebastardontheinternet 4 роки тому

      Now that's just crazy talk!

  • @DestinyCrafter
    @DestinyCrafter 4 роки тому +2843

    "I wish for all of your powers, Genie, with none of your limitations." BOOM you're a god.

    • @wingedbluj1674
      @wingedbluj1674 3 роки тому +231

      I don't think Genies can grant wishes that exceed their own power.

    • @DestinyCrafter
      @DestinyCrafter 3 роки тому +265

      @@wingedbluj1674 It wouldn't exceed it. Genie was able to realise the wish that he becomes free.

    • @woofwoof9199
      @woofwoof9199 3 роки тому +61

      It seems you found what I would wish for

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 3 роки тому +177

      Technically this should work. Jafar became a genie, but forgot the magical cuffs that bind a genie to a lamp and keeps them prisoner. When the owner of the lamp sets a genie free, they're not performing the act themselves but rather give permission for the genie to set himself free. By that logic genie should be able to grant Aladdin the wish to be a free genie.

    • @DestinyCrafter
      @DestinyCrafter 3 роки тому +35

      @@PunakiviAddikti Thank you, hadn't thought of it that way. Good insight! :)

  • @unknownyoutuber2007
    @unknownyoutuber2007 5 років тому +738

    "I want to marry her... but I can't. I'm not a prince."
    "Why does that matter?"
    "It's the law..."
    "Sooo.... wish for the laws to be changed?"

    • @ariathyf144
      @ariathyf144 5 років тому +6

      That's what they do as time pass on.

    • @pierzing.glint1sh76
      @pierzing.glint1sh76 5 років тому +2

      They covered that in the video. Were you not listening

    • @weebjeez
      @weebjeez 5 років тому +12

      @@pierzing.glint1sh76 No, they covered Aladdin becoming the Sultan SO he could get rid of the law. Not magically changing the law, in and of itself.

    • @nathanm-gamerextraordinair5322
      @nathanm-gamerextraordinair5322 5 років тому +3

      Well, if he did that, the Sultan would probably just notice that, think its an error and change it back if he wanted to.

    • @NGBlue
      @NGBlue 5 років тому +1

      Nathan M - Gamer Extraordinaire people don’t notice genie magic

  • @Khantia
    @Khantia Рік тому +4

    And here I thought that the wish would be for the rule preventing Jasmin from marrying him to be abolished :P

  • @hiddenrambo328
    @hiddenrambo328 2 роки тому +1465

    Step one: Take one piece of paper write your wish list.
    Step Two: Wish for everything on list to come true.
    Step three: Relax with two spare wishes.

    • @Xninja729
      @Xninja729 2 роки тому +160

      take it one step further and say whatever is written on it in the future also comes true, paper clears after you make a wish, and you get it whenever you need it.

    • @Shah_dat
      @Shah_dat 2 роки тому +82

      @@Xninja729 and then it gets stolen by someone, as is the main problem in the story

    • @Xninja729
      @Xninja729 2 роки тому +48

      @@Shah_dat I said you get it whenever you need it

    • @Shah_dat
      @Shah_dat 2 роки тому +40

      @@Xninja729 Ohh! I missed that part! Seems like I'll be the worst genie the genieverse has ever seen!

    • @XENOWOLFI
      @XENOWOLFI 2 роки тому +17

      @@Xninja729 woah that’s like darkstalkers book :0

  • @ddone6917
    @ddone6917 5 років тому +908

    "It's against the rules to wish for more wishes"
    "Then I wish for the rules to not exist"

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 5 років тому +132

      Then the Genie doesn't have to grant your wishes. :P

    • @warpzone8421
      @warpzone8421 5 років тому +55

      Then the laws of physics stop applying and you melt and explode at the same time along with the rest of the universe.

    • @waffles6280
      @waffles6280 5 років тому +14

      @Noah Silva I wish for there to be no rules about wishing no matter how many iterations of the rules

    • @danny5421
      @danny5421 5 років тому +5

      Wish for another genie

    • @harleyretherford6329
      @harleyretherford6329 5 років тому +14

      @@danny5421 wish that another genie appears every time you use your third wish.

  • @koibubbles3302
    @koibubbles3302 5 років тому +636

    Aladdin: “I wish for Jasmine's love.”
    Genie: “Can't do that. Genie rules.”
    Aladdin: “I wish for no genie rules.”

    • @fernfern0
      @fernfern0 5 років тому +5

      But then it would take him two wishes and Matt wants to make him get Jasmine in one wish

    • @koibubbles3302
      @koibubbles3302 5 років тому +15

      noirre99 if there are no genie rules then on your third wish you can wish for unlimited wishes

    • @fernfern0
      @fernfern0 5 років тому +3

      @@koibubbles3302 I know, but it would technically still take two wishes to accomplish it, even if you can get unlimited genies on your third wish.

    • @koibubbles3302
      @koibubbles3302 5 років тому +4

      noirre99 Meh, as long as you have unlimited wishes

    • @aoakley3979
      @aoakley3979 5 років тому +4

      (Slow clap)

  • @sarahberkner
    @sarahberkner 3 місяці тому +1

    I haven't finished the video but I like the idea that the genie was just playing the long game and eventually fulfilled his wish to actually become a prince

  • @proximacentauri1172
    @proximacentauri1172 5 років тому +867

    “I wish everyone alive supported my wish to marry the princess”

    • @krish-ut9de
      @krish-ut9de 5 років тому +28

      bro u broke the system.didnt u know that u are not allowed to do that

    • @GhostPuddle
      @GhostPuddle 5 років тому +31

      But what if a ghost starts to mess with your plan?

    • @adolfodef
      @adolfodef 5 років тому +12

      That only works as a second wish.
      You must first make the "marry to the princess" wish (so the effect directed to "everyone alive" has a valid definition).
      -> It could be worked around by adding the words "WILL" and "FUTURE" [it may even work with a hypotetical wish not necesary granted by the same genie].

    • @andrea5381
      @andrea5381 5 років тому

      @@krish-ut9de he's not allowed to make people fall in love, bring people back from the dead, and some other thing

    • @andrea5381
      @andrea5381 5 років тому

      @#maxim #Max LOL

  • @dattilo1
    @dattilo1 2 роки тому +4310

    Technically, he could have just wished to marry jasmine. The genie's limitations are just restricted to actually falling in love.

    • @zawash
      @zawash 2 роки тому +252

      That is true, but the power doesn't affect everyone so her father might object.

    • @deltaxcd
      @deltaxcd 2 роки тому +102

      @@zawash then only father needs to be convinced that Alading should marry Jasmin

    • @jessicabellandy5687
      @jessicabellandy5687 2 роки тому +40

      I feel like if he did, then they couldn't fall in love or the wish would be voided.

    • @mebar7080
      @mebar7080 2 роки тому +23

      She would just divorce her due to lack of love

    • @werenothome.2096
      @werenothome.2096 2 роки тому +85

      @@mebar7080 thats not how it would work during that time period.. "divorce" would usually occur if one of them died or if the relationship between the families didn't work out. Divorce is a taboo subject for some races and or ethnicities especially older generations. If you could divorce based on no love then most marriages during that time period would have been voided. The way marriage worked during that time is you'd have to be married off to someone, and follow your specific role; love had nothing to do with marriage back then because marriage was like a contract between two families.

  • @danielhuelsman76
    @danielhuelsman76 3 роки тому +639

    Alternative route: wish for the genie's freedom and just ask for a way to get married to Jasmine as a favor. Genie's a cool bro, he'd be willing to help.

    • @SCTG-b1c
      @SCTG-b1c 2 роки тому +32

      he loses his powers when he becomes free, its part of his curse infinite power but he cant use it

    • @danielhuelsman76
      @danielhuelsman76 2 роки тому +36

      @@SCTG-b1c But he has powers in the sequel and the show.

    • @jessicabellandy5687
      @jessicabellandy5687 2 роки тому +8

      @@danielhuelsman76 but they aren't as strong as they were before.

    • @sassas1487
      @sassas1487 2 роки тому +7

      @@jessicabellandy5687 still good enough

    • @jessicabellandy5687
      @jessicabellandy5687 2 роки тому +2

      @@sassas1487 I doubt it, as mentioned somewhere else getting married to Jasmine is a really hard wish that even genie at full power couldn't really do.
      The prince wish didn't change that Aladdin was a foreigner, or that the land he came from doesn't exist, etc.
      Likewise I doubt de-powered genie could change everyone's view on the law etc.
      There are more effective ways to get married to Jasmine than this.

  • @tattedupluv
    @tattedupluv Рік тому +13

    The entire movie is his first wish coming true. When he ends up with Jasmine he becomes a prince. This is why Genie is allowed to keep using magic to help him without making new wishes, because all of the magic is in service to granting that wish.

    • @eglol
      @eglol 9 місяців тому +1

      I'm not sure how canon that is, but it's an interesting theory

  • @charlesb2996
    @charlesb2996 5 років тому +181

    “The one better about not being racist but worse about being entertaining”
    Yeah that about sums this movie up

    • @crishealingvtuber8626
      @crishealingvtuber8626 5 років тому +2

      I'd rather have it that way than racist and entertaining, but hey.

    • @TheBlueBaron
      @TheBlueBaron 5 років тому +7

      If the original Aladdin was racist, then the term racist has truly lost all meaning.

    • @blitzkrieg2928
      @blitzkrieg2928 5 років тому

      Woke af

  • @ShockwaveLogicalEditz
    @ShockwaveLogicalEditz 4 роки тому +1455

    I learned more in this video than my ENTIRE world history class.

    • @memywestie4049
      @memywestie4049 4 роки тому +31

      School don’t teach us nun I’ve learned more out of school then inside 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @VincentGonzalezVeg
      @VincentGonzalezVeg 4 роки тому +19

      @@memywestie4049 use that to make a change to the outdated system I agree with you, the institutions don't work for the warriors
      Those with ADHD
      Ready for bears and mountain lions
      Measurements of what you know

    • @johnnaklohs1700
      @johnnaklohs1700 4 роки тому +5

      Same

    • @Sncyuki
      @Sncyuki 4 роки тому +2

      XD same

    • @siyahstrachan3706
      @siyahstrachan3706 4 роки тому +6

      This teachs you more than school

  • @skyehi1905
    @skyehi1905 Рік тому +1

    Matt - "There are instances of female Sultans or SULTANAS"
    Me - "LIKE THE DRIED FRUIT"

  • @Dman13___
    @Dman13___ 4 роки тому +188

    The thing is Aladdin wished to BE a prince not look like one
    When he keeps talking about what if she finds out I’m not a prince

    • @anondabomb
      @anondabomb 3 роки тому +4

      @@theAstarrr No no, he has a point here.

    • @anondabomb
      @anondabomb 3 роки тому

      @@theAstarrr Have you ever watched the emperor’s new groove?

    • @willlauzon3744
      @willlauzon3744 3 роки тому

      It's like when jaffar wishes to be sultan the genie rewrites history so that jaffar was always a sultan.

  • @potatoladd374
    @potatoladd374 5 років тому +311

    Aladdin: "I wish for more wishes!"
    Genie: 'I already told you you ca-"
    Aladdin: "I wish I could."

  • @camdenmooring
    @camdenmooring 5 років тому +282

    I refer to the remake of Aladdin as: “Jasmine and Friends”

  • @amyl2967
    @amyl2967 2 роки тому +1

    Matpat singing is so good! Like I didn't know that he could sing like! It is so cool!

  • @_alex.j
    @_alex.j 4 роки тому +934

    Genie - “3 rules, no wishing for love, more wishes, or to bring back the dead”
    Me - “I wish for more genies.”
    Genie - “fu-“

    • @godemperorofmankind3.091
      @godemperorofmankind3.091 4 роки тому +42

      genie: i cant do that. you just wasted a wish and angered me.

    • @indigo_ink3363
      @indigo_ink3363 4 роки тому +30

      Me- Well then I wish that there were no rules (for me) two minutes ago.

    • @theweirdochannel8735
      @theweirdochannel8735 3 роки тому

      I get the feeling his first wish should've been "I was for you to make me a princess." for her to want to marry him, if you catch my drift.

    • @theweirdochannel8735
      @theweirdochannel8735 3 роки тому

      And if you don't, then maybe this will help you. #JasmineisGay

    • @blurrysuprisedcat8334
      @blurrysuprisedcat8334 3 роки тому +2

      @@indigo_ink3363 if you wish for no rules cant the genie just you know not give you wishes or just leave you its no rules for everyone

  • @Mazdak66
    @Mazdak66 4 роки тому +128

    Aladdin:I wish I could break the rules.
    Genie:Ive been DEFEATED

  • @burritoburrito7121
    @burritoburrito7121 4 роки тому +686

    “I wish to have infinite wishes”
    Genie: you can’t wish for that
    “I wish I could”
    Boom infinite wishes

    • @soniclid1
      @soniclid1 4 роки тому +21

      I wish that it was aloud to wish for infinite wishes

    • @pianohelper8873
      @pianohelper8873 4 роки тому +20

      Finally smart people xD.
      I guess thats true.
      I wish to remove limits of wishing.
      Then wish for anything since the genie is an omnipotent being.

    • @CallMePoker
      @CallMePoker 4 роки тому +4

      copied another comment

    • @burritoburrito7121
      @burritoburrito7121 4 роки тому +2

      @ mystical I didn’t
      Someone might have had the same idea as me

    • @CallMePoker
      @CallMePoker 4 роки тому +2

      @@burritoburrito7121 its the same, every word is the same

  • @AdrenalineandEpiphany
    @AdrenalineandEpiphany 2 роки тому +44

    Fun fact: Aladdin is set in a post apocalyptic world, but they tried to portray an ancient time-line, so when they flew over Greece and Aladdin threw an apple to Jasmin, he proposed to her by doing so because that's what they did in Ancient Greece.

    • @masedaace5473
      @masedaace5473 Рік тому +2

      That's just a theory. The only evidence supporting it is the Genies references to modern people, and there's a confirmed reason why. Apparently, Genie can see into the past and future, but he cannot see his own personal future.

    • @AdrenalineandEpiphany
      @AdrenalineandEpiphany Рік тому +2

      @@masedaace5473 the fact that ancient Greece tossed apples to each other to propose is not a theory, its a historical fact. What you claim is a theory is the timeline of Aladin. In the canonical video games, why are stop signs in the sand, atom bombs in the sand, the statue of liberty in the sand? Are you saying that we were playing the video game through the eyes of genie even though you control Aladin and genie is separately in the game and not just the narrator. You very clearly have no idea what you are talking about.

    • @masedaace5473
      @masedaace5473 Рік тому +2

      @Adrenaline and Epiphany I haven't played the games. I was just going off the movies and an official character guide. There is no need to get upset.

    • @AdrenalineandEpiphany
      @AdrenalineandEpiphany Рік тому +1

      @@masedaace5473 oh I'm actually not upset, I was under the assumption that you blindly believed in your own opinions to the point of arguing with facts, it is my most apology if you are not really like that.... though it DID originally appear as such.

    • @masedaace5473
      @masedaace5473 Рік тому +1

      @@AdrenalineandEpiphany alright. Sorry to have confused you.

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 5 років тому +295

    Genie: "You can't wish for someone to fall in love with you"
    Matpat: "I'm about to pull a sneaky on ya"

  • @bandsey8178
    @bandsey8178 5 років тому +654

    Aladdin: "I wish I could marry Jasmine"
    Genie: "I can't make people fal in love"
    Aladdin: "I know"
    Genie: "What the f-"

    • @joycevillareal-nodado590
      @joycevillareal-nodado590 5 років тому +6

      Lol

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 5 років тому +55

      That would have worked perfectly too. Most women had arranged marriages, especially royalty, and the beginning of the movie is her father trying to arrange one for her. Back then you didn't "fall" in love you grew to love. No need for her love you until she's been your wife a few years.

    • @epiphany8429
      @epiphany8429 5 років тому +10

      There’s time for love to blossom AFTER they’re married. I bed he can be... VERY convincing.

    • @wkoya4803
      @wkoya4803 5 років тому +6

      @@MamaMOB or she could end up leaving him right after because she doesn't love him. Nor does he give her any benefits with power or wealth. So she would have no reason to stay with him.
      Also, nobody going to realise the public opinion problem in it? After some random nobody suddenly out of nowhere marries the princess, there would be chaos.

    • @thebannaman2529
      @thebannaman2529 5 років тому +2

      @@MamaMOB now you just made this sad

  • @MegaAwesomeNetwork
    @MegaAwesomeNetwork 5 років тому +281

    Alternatively:
    "I wish the Sultan never made the law that prevents Jasmine from marrying whoever she wants."

    • @ameliamurray9572
      @ameliamurray9572 4 роки тому +4

      MLG_M3mE_FaGg0t he didn’t make it it was a century’s old law it was just his job to in force it

    • @toni4157
      @toni4157 4 роки тому +5

      Xylophone then just change it to “I wish the sultan would get rid of the law that prevents jasmine from marrying whoever she wants” boom problem solved

    • @toni4157
      @toni4157 4 роки тому +1

      Xylophone why wouldn’t it? If he allowed Jasmine to do as she wished in the present day rather than changing the past shouldn’t that make it to where the. There is no problem bc the rule has been abolished and nothing in the past has been changed?

    • @Epicy0n_
      @Epicy0n_ 4 роки тому

      Exactly

    • @jackzicrosky
      @jackzicrosky 4 роки тому +1

      @@fixitbeaver ORRR... he kidnaps jasmine *insert lenny face here*

  • @yernus
    @yernus Місяць тому +1

    10:42 "Pehlivan" and "Oil Wrestler" are synonymous 💀

  • @ZolisterOLD
    @ZolisterOLD 5 років тому +272

    Therapist: Genie MatPat doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you
    Genie MatPat: 14:28

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 5 років тому +6

      "rub it. rub it. dont you dare close your eyes" ~ matpat 2019

    • @John-iq3me
      @John-iq3me 5 років тому

      Hi zolister, keemstar is thicccc

    • @0u70fSync
      @0u70fSync 5 років тому

      Genie MatPat vs Pennywise

    • @dreamscapes2727
      @dreamscapes2727 5 років тому

      Zolister i wanted to comment the same thing, but it seems like you were 2 hours earlier, btw I wanted to name him Matdjin

  • @Logan-eb4fr
    @Logan-eb4fr 4 роки тому +558

    "I wish to be married to Princess Jasmine, and she can't divorce me."
    Doesn't have to include love.

    • @Bruh-qk3ot
      @Bruh-qk3ot 4 роки тому +18

      is that abuse ??

    • @WhyNot.2
      @WhyNot.2 4 роки тому +51

      @@Bruh-qk3ot no it's just a forced marriage with no free will, happens most of the time in the olden days.

    • @Bruh-qk3ot
      @Bruh-qk3ot 4 роки тому +6

      Why Not oh ok

    • @evelynn5552
      @evelynn5552 4 роки тому +3

      @@WhyNot.2 Pretty sure forced marriages aren't a form of abuse.

    • @WhyNot.2
      @WhyNot.2 4 роки тому +1

      @@evelynn5552 yeah, that's what I said.

  • @lightnight9822
    @lightnight9822 4 роки тому +300

    Genie: “I make wishes”
    Me: “I wish that I get more wishes-“
    Genie: “nope just made a rule where you can’t wish for more wishes”
    Me: “okay can you make this girl love me?-“
    Genie: “nope made another rule! :)”
    Me: “hmm... I wish that there are no rules to genie wishing!”
    Genie: “listen here you little sh-“

  • @ajrfan6035
    @ajrfan6035 2 роки тому +3

    3:35 and you were so just created again after like a decade later for some reason and I have no idea why

  • @z0mb1e564
    @z0mb1e564 2 роки тому +201

    Actually if you look at the history of women in power they often keep their lovers at a distance to preserve their power (see Catherine the Great and Elizabeth the first). Aladdin would have a much better chance wishing for Jasmine to not be a princess and either use his last wish(es) to set up a life they can be happy together with or give her the lamp and let her use her wishes. Option two has the bonus of letting Aladdin free the genie after they use 5 wishes.

    • @annexamv2776
      @annexamv2776 2 роки тому +8

      True

    • @dogeking101
      @dogeking101 Рік тому +5

      Nah, a far better move would be to ask the Gene to make him as powerful, or at the very least, a step below him, supernaturally. This will give him REAL powers, not those powers that are dependent on others recognising it. From this, he could create an army of himself and defeat the entire state(since the technology of his time cannot stand before a superhuman who possesses real power) and force people to follow his orders.

    • @z0mb1e564
      @z0mb1e564 Рік тому +11

      @@dogeking101 (A) Happiness does not always follow power and (B) Jasmine seems like that level of power and the ego that follows it is a turn off for her.

    • @ahmadabughazaleh0
      @ahmadabughazaleh0 Рік тому +5

      @@dogeking101
      You just went to Jafar route 🤣

  • @hailster444eva
    @hailster444eva 5 років тому +177

    "i wish there was no law against who she can marry"

    • @bastion8804
      @bastion8804 5 років тому +3

      Then she'll still get married to a prince or someone equivalent. Just because the restriction's gone, it doesn't mean that the benefits are as well.

    • @bastion8804
      @bastion8804 5 років тому +12

      ​@Manuel Camelo That's one fancy way of asking Genie to bathe everyone.

    • @driesbennett308
      @driesbennett308 5 років тому +2

      Now listen here you little sh*t

    • @rylanslazgames_7530
      @rylanslazgames_7530 5 років тому +2

      What if she doesn’t want to marry you because of reasons

    • @hailster444eva
      @hailster444eva 5 років тому

      @@bastion8804 but she loved him yk so shed wanna marry him. the movie ended w her dad saying "yeah that rules getting thrown out the window" (and i quote) so either way it worked out ig but like he could've spared the lying and just cut straight to the point of saying i wish that stupid rule didnt exist

  • @anthonysantos5954
    @anthonysantos5954 5 років тому +74

    Genie: you have 3 wishes
    Me: i wish you were bad at math
    Genie: you have 18 wishes left

    • @SeagullAustralis
      @SeagullAustralis 5 років тому +11

      Genie: you have no wishes left

    • @memeier9894
      @memeier9894 5 років тому +2

      Honestly made me laugh. Well played good sir!

    • @joycevillareal-nodado590
      @joycevillareal-nodado590 5 років тому

      God thats to funny

    • @TeteBruleeFR
      @TeteBruleeFR 5 років тому +1

      Genie : I can't do maths, so i ll just trust you to do the counting...
      Now to see one's true nature... >:)

  • @TheClownsAreThere
    @TheClownsAreThere 2 роки тому +9

    I still think there's a lot going for, "I wish for the infinite power of a genie without any limitations or restrictions."
    Kinda gets you omnipotence in one wish without having to be bound to a lamp or anything. Easy fix to all problems. Lol

  • @AceYT69
    @AceYT69 4 роки тому +206

    The nicest thing that happens to him is that everyone ignores him,
    The worst thing that could happen is someone *squeezing his magic lamp so hard his DIAMONDS pop out of the ROUGH*
    I died there 😂

  • @heyoitsme2416
    @heyoitsme2416 4 роки тому +663

    "I wish for Jasmine to be able to marry anyone, not just a prince"

    • @strawberrysshowdown8331
      @strawberrysshowdown8331 3 роки тому +17

      @Jon's Labyrinth Okay what

    • @strawberrysshowdown8331
      @strawberrysshowdown8331 3 роки тому +14

      @Jon's Labyrinth LMAO

    • @tysont3323
      @tysont3323 3 роки тому +12

      Yeah but it would still have been an arranged marriage and like he said in the video that wouldnt work

    • @user-xw4mu6nz4t
      @user-xw4mu6nz4t 3 роки тому +1

      @@tysont3323 why wouldn't it work?

    • @tysont3323
      @tysont3323 3 роки тому +9

      @@user-xw4mu6nz4t 11:30 though she can marry anyone she wont get to decide

  • @notam7460
    @notam7460 5 років тому +252

    Genie: you can't wish for more wishes
    Me: i wish i could

    • @cyberdalekyeti
      @cyberdalekyeti 5 років тому +20

      I wish to have unlimited good Genies.
      Nothing in the rules saying you can't have more than one Genie

    • @maxplaysgamez-sharesgaming1756
      @maxplaysgamez-sharesgaming1756 5 років тому +8

      I Think You Just FOUND The Genie Wish Loophole. XD #HackingTheSystem

    • @furonwarrior
      @furonwarrior 5 років тому +2

      cyberdalekyeti Good is subjective. And infinity can be multiply by 0 or divide zero to lose it’s infinite contruct.

    • @deadacc6338
      @deadacc6338 5 років тому +1

      XD

    • @randylopez7328
      @randylopez7328 5 років тому +1

      Yes funny so"funny yes
      So funny

  • @Anhedonis
    @Anhedonis Місяць тому +1

    If Aladin made that wish, Jasmine and her father would swap bodies. Maybe that could be the next Freaky Friday sequel!

  • @diydragon8764
    @diydragon8764 4 роки тому +370

    "I wish to be legally married to Jasmine". Done.

    • @bruh-hq9fc
      @bruh-hq9fc 3 роки тому +17

      Bruh the sultan or jasmine can just be like nope and divorce him immediately after he waltz in proclaiming jasmine is his bride and have him killed for doing so

    • @anondabomb
      @anondabomb 3 роки тому +25

      @@bruh-hq9fc That is why it says “legally.” That way the sultan is the one who married her off, thus making any attempts to divorce on her part almost impossible. Not only that but Aladdin also wouldn’t be arrested as he was sanctioned by the sultan to have her as his bride.

    • @capnpunkin233
      @capnpunkin233 3 роки тому +3

      their allready getting the divorce papers ready.

    • @That_guyVII
      @That_guyVII 3 роки тому +2

      Stolen

    • @rafaelaveralugo7626
      @rafaelaveralugo7626 3 роки тому +2

      oh aladdin, just wait.

  • @johnbailey5835
    @johnbailey5835 4 роки тому +743

    "The method of death is listed as compression of the testicles"
    Press F to pay respects.

  • @Mexican00b
    @Mexican00b 5 років тому +266

    "distracted by her outfit"
    yep, totally... of all disney princess, Jazmin and Ariel are my favorites since i was a kid for...reasons...

    • @corrat4866
      @corrat4866 5 років тому +7

      Woah there

    • @sarahkhan07859
      @sarahkhan07859 5 років тому +1

      Xexomaru is your profile pic sesshomeru from inuyasha!?

    • @Mexican00b
      @Mexican00b 5 років тому

      @@sarahkhan07859 uh...yeah, why?

    • @Mexican00b
      @Mexican00b 5 років тому +6

      @@corrat4866 hey, i was 8-9 when they arrived in myt life! not my fault i age and they dont!

    • @sylvia7961
      @sylvia7961 5 років тому +1

      r/holup

  • @trevorphillips1201
    @trevorphillips1201 21 день тому +2

    The problem is he had no idea Jasmine liked him, or aspired to do away with the law.

  • @missybarbour6885
    @missybarbour6885 5 років тому +232

    "I wish this comment section understood the law of unintended consequences"

    • @theomalmgren3567
      @theomalmgren3567 5 років тому

      Only me who thinks *can you feel the love tonight* is better than a whole new world

    • @nao2_XY
      @nao2_XY 5 років тому

      Ehh... What do you mean Missy Barbour?

    • @dutchdevilxl2999
      @dutchdevilxl2999 5 років тому +1

      @@nao2_XY like wishing for world peace. It might make the world better. But it could also mean we as a species die because of overpopulation.
      Or to wish for billions of dollars. The genie can either make money and give it to you. Thereby dropping what money is worth. Or steal it from someone else. Which is a crime.
      Some like that

  • @tarrasqueflask6567
    @tarrasqueflask6567 4 роки тому +598

    Game theory: I have the answer to a question that is reasonable to ask
    Me: oh cool, what's the answer?
    Game theory: first let me explain half of the quantum universe

    • @daijun563
      @daijun563 4 роки тому +6

      Eric Lee that’s an off topic question

    • @arsongamer1510
      @arsongamer1510 4 роки тому +7

      If you look at it right, it's really just stretched-out explanation of a very easy-to-explain question you could find in an article if you don't want the explanation.

    • @godsyogurtgun
      @godsyogurtgun 4 роки тому +7

      Mans gotta make money somehow what better way than to explain every little detail

    • @gigikju9934
      @gigikju9934 4 роки тому +1

      _preciselly_

    • @jamesjundt7697
      @jamesjundt7697 4 роки тому +1

      Needs to show off and I like it because it makes me learn stuff

  • @royalchicken116
    @royalchicken116 5 років тому +209

    me: "I wish to marry Jasmine"
    Genie: "you can't wish for that"
    Me: "I wish I could do that"

    • @katrinacarroll56
      @katrinacarroll56 5 років тому +14

      He can't wish for her to fall in love with him, not necessary for marriage. There is no rule against wishing to be married to someone *technically*

    • @zacharygaming4330
      @zacharygaming4330 5 років тому +1

      Katrina Rankin Than she could just divorce him.

    • @katrinacarroll56
      @katrinacarroll56 5 років тому +6

      @@zacharygaming4330 But he still married her, and that was the goal!
      Plus she loved him anyway, so it wouldn't have turned out that way.

    • @fellowstanhunterlieutenant8107
      @fellowstanhunterlieutenant8107 5 років тому +2

      Yeah u wish

    • @fellowstanhunterlieutenant8107
      @fellowstanhunterlieutenant8107 5 років тому +1

      Lmao srry i just had to do that

  • @youravaragedailyuser
    @youravaragedailyuser 5 місяців тому +2

    bro could of just said "i wish the law of the princess could only marry a prince didnt exist" 💀

  • @ruggedlemmings9163
    @ruggedlemmings9163 5 років тому +1614

    Real talk: here's how you "break" a genie:
    "I wish for a book that has infinite blank pages, and whatever *I* write into it becomes true."
    And there you have it: you've granted yourself absolute reality-controlling power with a single wish.
    Fun video and a nice theory, but why grant someone else the political power to marry whoever she wants when you can make yourself a literal god capable of changing reality as you see fit? :3

    • @Iivaitte
      @Iivaitte 5 років тому +213

      Granted. The book appears in the hands of your worst enemy.
      Even if you had the book because of its infinite blank nature, the ink dissapears before you can complete a sentence.

    • @mihaiioc.3809
      @mihaiioc.3809 5 років тому +252

      @@Iivaitte
      the situation just became Death Note with extra steps

    • @rmdcade1717
      @rmdcade1717 5 років тому +78

      If a wish has limitations, it stands to reason that the product of that wish will have similar limitations. So no objects that grant more wishes, or that grant love, or that bring back the dead.

    • @deadiggy7920
      @deadiggy7920 5 років тому +91

      @@rmdcade1717 well actually... Genie technically can bring back the dead, according to the original 93 version, he just doesn't like to do it so he refused to

    • @LithKast
      @LithKast 5 років тому +44

      since there are rules in place for what the genie can and can't do, I doubt he could make that book exist. The book would still be dependent on his own power since it was his power that created it. It would have to be created with those limitation in mind. So either he can't make the book or he can but the book is still subject to the limitations the genie has.

  • @tythosdelta2650
    @tythosdelta2650 5 років тому +49

    “Someone’s gonna come along and squeeze his magical lamp so hard that his diamonds pop out of the ruff”

  • @kitsterling8665
    @kitsterling8665 5 років тому +118

    "I wish Jasmine were Sultana."
    "I prefer raisins, but you do you, buddy."

    • @Dimonds456
      @Dimonds456 5 років тому +2

      Kit Sterling PFFT-

  • @Sharks-on-mars
    @Sharks-on-mars 2 роки тому +1

    Me:
    "I wish to go to the future"
    "I wish to be rich"
    "I wish for you to be my genie for as long as I wish for but you can be free mostly"

  • @waverider6302
    @waverider6302 4 роки тому +509

    Why doesn’t Aladin just wish that the Sultan would change the law?

    • @赤ゲキ
      @赤ゲキ 4 роки тому +50

      Very true. But that will make Aladdin no better than Jafar. As stated by Aladdin himself in the Kingdom Hearts version of Aladdin.
      I personally find Aladdin being truthful is much better than lying.
      Plus, Aladdin proved himself and the Sultan changed the law anyway while in the live action movie version, the Sultan lets Jasmine change it.

    • @mikeconrad1183
      @mikeconrad1183 4 роки тому +6

      Yep

    • @hopeydopey2008
      @hopeydopey2008 3 роки тому +1

      @@赤ゲキ jasmine loves him it shows in the city

    • @hopeydopey2008
      @hopeydopey2008 3 роки тому

      @@赤ゲキ so that is why he's better than jafar

    • @赤ゲキ
      @赤ゲキ 3 роки тому +3

      @@hopeydopey2008
      I think you are missing the point.
      Read the OP’s comment then analyze mine.
      Jasmine does have interest in Aladdin already but the existing law was preventing Jasmine from being able to choose Aladdin.
      Wishing for the law to disappear was something brought up by Will Smith’s Genie.
      It was not further elaborated but wishing for something like that does not make you better than Jafar and also a waste of a wish.
      It’s like you are forcing a change to happen to get what you want.
      Like they said: There is no shortcut to success.

  • @NASALunarLight
    @NASALunarLight 5 років тому +79

    Aladdin - “I wish for Jasmine to love me”
    Genie - “Yeah sorry, can’t wish for that”
    Aladdin - “Fine, I’ll ask Shenron”
    Genie - “IM MUCH BETTER GET BAC HERE*