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  • @M2Mil7er
    @M2Mil7er 3 роки тому +153

    You can leave this sketch, but this sketch will never leave you.

    • @RadioNul
      @RadioNul 2 роки тому +1

      True dat

    • @danthemaninfierno
      @danthemaninfierno Рік тому +1

      Yes because it's going to be in your Recommends every couple of years like an old friend..

    • @kasroa
      @kasroa Рік тому +3

      I probably quote this sketch at least twice a year.

    • @M2Mil7er
      @M2Mil7er Рік тому +1

      ​@danthemanwhocancan5263 funny you say that...

  • @oddities-whatnot
    @oddities-whatnot 6 років тому +473

    When he lifts up and floats across with the bell ringing, its the stuff of nightmares!

    • @MarkErrington
      @MarkErrington 6 років тому +9

      Like Salem's Lot

    • @davecrawley4634
      @davecrawley4634 6 років тому +14

      Like the Buffy episode “Hush”.

    • @NGRevenant
      @NGRevenant 5 років тому +10

      Remember this sketch creeping me out when i was little

    • @markbarrett4440
      @markbarrett4440 4 роки тому +6

      Jacob Marley (deceased)

    • @lock1278
      @lock1278 4 роки тому +6

      I must be disturbed I thought that bit was hilarious xD

  • @ghosthead84
    @ghosthead84 Рік тому +48

    The sight of Vic floating through the air while a bell tolls lives rent free in my mind to this day.

  • @billsilver6429
    @billsilver6429 2 роки тому +208

    This sketch will forever be one of the most bat shit crazy things I've ever seen on British TV

    • @zakelwe
      @zakelwe 5 місяців тому

      Hat's off to the costume designers as well
      Or should that be hats on ?
      And forks ..
      And ...

    • @milliesdad8322
      @milliesdad8322 3 місяці тому

      What is this British TV series?!

  • @blastfromthepast8344
    @blastfromthepast8344 7 років тому +758

    Even by Vic and Bob's standards this is fucking surreal and in many ways quite disturbing. I remember it from 20-odd years ago.

    • @gavinpowers1217
      @gavinpowers1217 3 роки тому +8

      It's quintessentially Vic & Bob, and Matt Lucas and Charlie Higson too

    • @NGRevenant
      @NGRevenant 3 роки тому +8

      this sketch really freaked me out as a 6 year old lol

    • @frankeec
      @frankeec 3 роки тому +6

      @@gavinpowers1217 and Morwena Banks from Absolutely.

    • @JJONNYREPP
      @JJONNYREPP 2 роки тому

      Maarsterchef 1907pm 8.3.22 lloyd grossman as death - watch him walk in the air (refer to dearth in the baron munchuasen film by terry gilliam)...

    • @JJONNYREPP
      @JJONNYREPP 2 роки тому

      @Mike Diaz-Albistegui ua-cam.com/video/e364Ept_lG0/v-deo.html

  • @ZuluRomeo
    @ZuluRomeo 4 роки тому +197

    This sketch just gets more relevant with every passing day.

    • @Supertimegamingify
      @Supertimegamingify 3 роки тому +4

      really?

    • @jonesfamily4326
      @jonesfamily4326 2 роки тому +6

      keep up with the meds please!!!!!!!!

    • @nerdicwarrior
      @nerdicwarrior 2 роки тому +1

      How?

    • @RayZappa
      @RayZappa 2 роки тому +3

      @@nerdicwarrior Why not? Since when should comments on Vic & Bob be any more rational than they ever were?

    • @t0mbst0neyt
      @t0mbst0neyt Рік тому +2

      I really want an explanation on how this sketch is 'relevant' to anything, it's side splittingly funny but.. it's a borderline fever dream 😂

  • @xtraspecialmango
    @xtraspecialmango 3 роки тому +172

    I still use... "You're just a fakey cake maker & I ain't got time for you!!" to this very day.

    • @mrs0rochester
      @mrs0rochester 3 роки тому +17

      It’s a perfect way to dismiss all the fakey cake makers one has to deal with.

    • @ChubbyChecker182
      @ChubbyChecker182 2 роки тому +2

      Good to use in Shoe Shops 😁

    • @williamohare7986
      @williamohare7986 2 роки тому +9

      Said it to my girlfriend the other day after she made a Betty Crocker cake. She didn't even laugh🤨

    • @thomasbuxton2502
      @thomasbuxton2502 Рік тому +1

      So do I 😆

    • @robertpavey5615
      @robertpavey5615 9 місяців тому +1

      I just sang it out loud approximately 2 minutes ago.

  • @Astijfequn
    @Astijfequn 6 років тому +82

    The names in the credits are fantastic, "Nichole Thejewellerythenwellgettheclocks"

    • @okee9
      @okee9 4 роки тому +4

      Maureen has broken

    • @cdname47
      @cdname47 3 роки тому +5

      @@okee9 OR you could be Ronnie Hotdogs?

    • @lauriearnold7398
      @lauriearnold7398 3 роки тому

      @@cdname47 Oooh go on then

  • @TallSilentGuy
    @TallSilentGuy Рік тому +16

    They really danced a fine line between funny and creepy!

  • @philtonge7522
    @philtonge7522 Рік тому +19

    Lloyd Grossman as a Cenobite. Genius!

  • @Thunderpuddle
    @Thunderpuddle 4 роки тому +35

    I remember crying with laughter when this aired, still brilliant.

  • @JamesDavis-cl1nu
    @JamesDavis-cl1nu 4 роки тому +10

    I was 10years old when this was originally on tv. Still gives me the giggles 25years later. Amazing

  • @vanillaorchid
    @vanillaorchid 14 років тому +233

    The genius of Reeves and Mortimer in one sketch. Gratifyingly disturbing.

    • @JJONNYREPP
      @JJONNYREPP 2 роки тому +2

      Maarsterchef 21.9.22 21.9.22 some ghost or some (gurrrst as they say in yorkshire) was talkin' to me last night as i slept or so they say... or should i say, this morning, and he was asking me about the overly horrendous moustache that i cultivated for a bus ride down to bolton. some generic enquiry re: what joke was that in reference to or what personage... which garners the response: this! refer to 2mins 28secs in to this amusing skit.

  • @MatthiasAletharch
    @MatthiasAletharch 13 років тому +493

    My favourite thing about this sketch is the way the contestants are frozen in place while Lloyd Grossman floats towards them. I like to think the reason this sketch is so funny is because it's also really, really, really scary.

  • @steve_ire321
    @steve_ire321 4 роки тому +83

    "You're just a fakey cake maker, and I ain't got time for you-hooooo!"
    lmfao

  • @peterknowles3198
    @peterknowles3198 Рік тому +37

    One of the most disturbing and scary pieces of comedy I've seen - utterly superb

  • @indi64
    @indi64 6 років тому +35

    One of my favourite sketches ever made. The bells, the bloody bells..! Oh man, I love it so much. 😂😂😂

  • @wildley007
    @wildley007 4 роки тому +17

    "And I did nawt make your stoopid dinner cryyy, OK!" 🤣🤣

  • @robertpavey5615
    @robertpavey5615 3 роки тому +39

    First time I saw this as a kid I laughed so much that I gave myself a stitch.

  • @struanthomson1855
    @struanthomson1855 7 місяців тому +10

    Every time the bad guy in Dune floated, I thought of this sketch

  • @drive7
    @drive7 13 років тому +35

    Little did I know, when I first saw this, that it was destined for comedy greatness. But it's unforgettable.

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico Рік тому +10

    This sketch will stick with me till the day I die. I never looked at Masterchef, or Loyd Grosman in the same way ever again.

    • @PeterGeorge
      @PeterGeorge 9 місяців тому +1

      I came here to find out if I really remembered it accurately, of if it was a fever dream from my misspent 20s

  • @jimisi7424
    @jimisi7424 5 років тому +28

    they do have alot of surreal sketches but this one really take the friggin shoe cake. part nightmare part pant pissingly hilarious

  • @ladymecha8718
    @ladymecha8718 4 роки тому +351

    This is like the sketch came out of someone’s dream.

    • @Tomp4ul
      @Tomp4ul 4 роки тому +36

      More like a nightmare.

    • @MBIRTIRoma
      @MBIRTIRoma 4 роки тому +4

      Yea fever dream

    • @TheFakeyCakeMaker
      @TheFakeyCakeMaker 3 роки тому +3

      Mine.

    • @gavinpowers1217
      @gavinpowers1217 3 роки тому +2

      If my dreams were as hilarious, I'd be swallowing diazepam and injecting morphine constantly

    • @danielhudson5424
      @danielhudson5424 3 роки тому +4

      There's An Hellraiser: Hellbound Influence in This 1

  • @drcatuk
    @drcatuk 3 роки тому +6

    26 years since I first watched this, And I’ve watched (and laughed) many times since…. It was only yesterday I learned that ‘Joan Baptiste’ was played by Morwenna Banks.

  • @paladin56
    @paladin56 7 років тому +237

    Possibly the best comedy sketch of all time.

    • @malcolmdale
      @malcolmdale 6 років тому +10

      I guess it takes all sorts. On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd give it a 3.

    • @donaldwebb
      @donaldwebb 6 років тому +37

      Don t forget to write that score in your notebook

    • @lumpyfishgravy
      @lumpyfishgravy 6 років тому +4

      One of. The Smell of Reeves (and Mortimer) was a high point. I like Touch The Hutch, and of course Uncle Peter's band playing in the vase. Epic!

    • @thewomble1509
      @thewomble1509 5 років тому +1

      @@donaldwebb BOOM!

    • @thewomble1509
      @thewomble1509 5 років тому +4

      Certainly the most disturbed!

  • @TheWardagh
    @TheWardagh Рік тому +5

    Something really eerie about this. Love it 😂

  • @oscartravis5740
    @oscartravis5740 6 років тому +69

    Even now when I fart I say "I've just cogitated". Cheers Vic & Bob, still funny & weird after all these years

  • @bordaz1
    @bordaz1 6 місяців тому +4

    How many of us first saw this clip without context? I did and it was so surreal that it was disturbing. But, BBC MasterChef looked like this in the pre-Gordon Ramsay era. There are still a few episodes with host Loyd Grossman here on YT; it makes more sense if you see the actual program

  • @tigerfeet2813
    @tigerfeet2813 6 років тому +19

    I've never forgotten this episode...so freaky the way he floated over on his pointy shoes!!

  • @flymajj
    @flymajj 16 років тому +59

    I still want to hear Lloyd Grossman's opinion on this!

  • @mrhhmm8584
    @mrhhmm8584 3 роки тому +9

    This is like one of those dreams that you forget the moment you wake up

  • @malloid
    @malloid 6 років тому +57

    "No sacrifice is too great for the baby Jesus."

  • @JackForsterMUSIC
    @JackForsterMUSIC 7 років тому +37

    Bob's clicking his fingers towards the camera 😂

    • @bmt3315
      @bmt3315 6 років тому +6

      Jack Forster Haha yes I’ve always loved that. It’s always the finer details 😂

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 Місяць тому

      He looks like a salesman

  • @sjgreen197012
    @sjgreen197012 8 років тому +58

    The stuff nightmares are made off.:-)

    • @mandy5313
      @mandy5313 3 роки тому

      I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry watching this.

  • @watchspotting
    @watchspotting 4 роки тому +12

    Absolutely terrifying with the floating around with a requiem knell in the background

  • @dandiesel9966
    @dandiesel9966 3 роки тому +5

    I remember Vic and Bob being pretty silly on the telly when I was a kid and didn't think much of it, just like a 90s "lol". Im now nearly 37 and seen a whole different side 😆

  • @uzirnis
    @uzirnis 4 роки тому +64

    David Lynch watches - Yes, there's something here. Raising eyebrows.

    • @MrUnicornKiller
      @MrUnicornKiller 4 роки тому

      lol beat me to it

    • @chriss2122
      @chriss2122 4 роки тому +5

      David Lynch? Sod that. This is straight up David Cronenberg!

    • @gorehound3414
      @gorehound3414 4 роки тому +1

      @@chriss2122 no this is way more David Lynch like this could be something he made

    • @ppppppqqqppp
      @ppppppqqqppp 4 роки тому

      @@gorehound3414 if you think this is in any way similar to lynch you're a mouth breather.

    • @gorehound3414
      @gorehound3414 4 роки тому +4

      @@ppppppqqqppp tosser

  • @Klurpaderp
    @Klurpaderp 3 роки тому +16

    They must have had such a laugh making these sketches 🤣

  • @StunnedByWrestling
    @StunnedByWrestling 4 роки тому +14

    "And i didn"t make your stupid dinner cry"
    1995. Man I'm old. Had this on VHS dvd and almost wore it out. Parents bought it for me after my love for Shooting Stars.

  • @LouisWinthorpe622
    @LouisWinthorpe622 4 роки тому +20

    2:22 Boris Johnson and David Cameron.

  • @MedievalFolkDance
    @MedievalFolkDance 4 роки тому +5

    Credits -
    Stage Manager - Don Keyride
    Production Manager - Maureen Hasbroken
    Make Up - May Daymayday
    Wardrobe - Ruth Lesskiller
    Cameraman - Adam Finemessyougotmein
    Sound - Evelyn Inthequietestmoments
    Lighting - Mustafa Goodlook
    Director - Nicole Thejewellrythenwellgettheclocks

  • @stuartdennis8506
    @stuartdennis8506 4 місяці тому +1

    It’s genuinely one of best sketches ever made

  • @kyberhai
    @kyberhai 15 років тому +20

    Ah wow, was just talking about this in the pub earlier and am so glad I found it on here :>
    I'm also relieved that I'm far from the only one it scared the living crap out of!

  • @tommythousand
    @tommythousand 2 роки тому +6

    This sketch is pure unadulterated genius

  • @geocraftsman
    @geocraftsman Рік тому +1

    I have never seen this video or heard of this show at all before, but when I saw that guy floating around while creepy bells toll in the background I immediately added it to my "favorites" playlist

  • @Gambit771
    @Gambit771 16 років тому +96

    Only Vic and Bob could take something like masterchef and turn it into something so surreal.
    Classic.

    • @4ndyr0g3r50n
      @4ndyr0g3r50n 10 місяців тому +1

      Master chef was already surreal and Loyd Grossman weird af. All they did was exagerate what was already there

  • @MsRanap
    @MsRanap 2 роки тому +45

    I used to love watching this with my dad ❤️ I wish he was still here so we could laugh about it today.

    • @ElimGarakSpoonHead
      @ElimGarakSpoonHead Рік тому +1

      Rip dad

    • @laserpanda94
      @laserpanda94 7 місяців тому

      Ran off with another woman did he?

    • @MsRanap
      @MsRanap 7 місяців тому

      @@laserpanda94 so edgy! He passed away 2 years go. Seriously what is wrong with people, you absolute idiot.

    • @MsRanap
      @MsRanap 7 місяців тому

      @@laserpanda94 so edgy! He passed away 2 years go. Seriously what is wrong with people. not all of us have daddy issues like you! You insensitive prick 🙂

    • @MsRanap
      @MsRanap 7 місяців тому

      @@laserpanda94 so edgy! He passed away 2 years go. Seriously what is wrong with people. not all of us have daddy issues like you! You insensitive prick 🙂

  • @volpeverde6441
    @volpeverde6441 Рік тому +2

    first time I saw this I laughed until
    I peed myself....easily their best sketch....

  • @cooperthewolf
    @cooperthewolf 13 років тому +39

    your a fakey cakey maker and i aint got time for yo-oooooooooooooooooooou!
    YES this got me nosalgering hard. and brought back the nightmares 0_e

  • @ianowen3157
    @ianowen3157 Рік тому +1

    My wife's daughter has been watching the current series of Married at first sight. The bells playing at this series, reminds me of this sketch. How ironic. Nightmare dream from a nightmare series. Marriages doom at first sight.

  • @crackart
    @crackart 16 років тому +13

    my favourite piece of television. ever!

  • @RalphBrooker-gn9iv
    @RalphBrooker-gn9iv 7 місяців тому

    Up there with the Great British sketches. And Vic’s song at the end!! 😂 Then the ‘cogitation’ 💨

  • @royalflush5ts
    @royalflush5ts Рік тому +3

    I thoight this was vegapunk cosplay lol

  • @emmajones9391
    @emmajones9391 4 роки тому +6

    This never gets old.

  • @redsky106
    @redsky106 5 років тому +3

    Comedy gold ,still has me in fits,,one of the best

  • @ipdonald5496
    @ipdonald5496 7 років тому +23

    He's bloody crying now!

  • @lesblack8996
    @lesblack8996 7 місяців тому +1

    I remember watching this on tv.
    Still as creepy now, especially Vic levitating.
    Great Llloyd accent

  • @LusciousTwinkle
    @LusciousTwinkle Рік тому +1

    I remember when VRBNO came out. Everyone would just sit watching with their mouths open. We'd never seen anything like it.

  • @ghostpanic
    @ghostpanic 6 років тому +3

    The bell tolls, Llyod floats above the floor ^^ Amazing

  • @jakofaxle
    @jakofaxle 10 років тому +31

    comedy genius

  • @pickledegg1989
    @pickledegg1989 6 років тому +18

    I'm convinced Matt Lucas is 14 years-old here.

    • @beasteh757
      @beasteh757 2 роки тому +1

      Not far off, he was born in 1974 so he'd be 21 here

  • @TheDinnermoney
    @TheDinnermoney 4 роки тому +3

    A psychedelic masterpiece.

  • @passiveaggressive6175
    @passiveaggressive6175 2 роки тому +3

    The accent is spot on

  • @andrewphippsphillips1455
    @andrewphippsphillips1455 4 роки тому +29

    Loved this because I loathed MasterChef and all of it's smugness. Now we have a whole Saturday and Sunday morning's television aimed at cookery. Vic and Bob gently jabbing at the tedious bollocks.....

    • @raminybhatti5740
      @raminybhatti5740 2 роки тому +1

      What's with the incessant cooking lark on TV? Cooking is an essential life skill, so I understand why it's featured, but the sheer volume of it is unnecessary.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 Рік тому

      ​@@raminybhatti5740People are obsessed with food

  • @danieldavis2187
    @danieldavis2187 4 роки тому +4

    This is like something on interdimensional cable.

  • @BYERE
    @BYERE 4 роки тому +27

    A cake, made to look like a shoe... and trousers that are actually cake...
    Did this sketch unknowingly predict the "Everything is cake" meme?

    • @Yesterzine
      @Yesterzine 2 роки тому +2

      Probably not but I have a feeling a certain Mr Blumenthal was taking notes.

    • @marcuslavaggi-bowen6539
      @marcuslavaggi-bowen6539 2 роки тому +3

      Everything seems to predict the future these days according to the “Take to Twitter” brigade, but this is an absolute classic.

    • @4ndyr0g3r50n
      @4ndyr0g3r50n 10 місяців тому

      "How innovative"

  • @barrykerr6078
    @barrykerr6078 Рік тому

    One of the funniest sketches ever 😂

  • @hexpose
    @hexpose 11 місяців тому

    This sketch has lived rent-free in my mind for nearly 30 years

  • @dermashy
    @dermashy Рік тому +2

    Hilarious and dark . Genius 🙏🏻

  • @gavinpowers1217
    @gavinpowers1217 3 роки тому +2

    I occasionally introduce myself as Lucas Benchante when I get arrested.

  • @fibrown444
    @fibrown444 7 років тому +13

    Watching him on Celebrity Masterchef tonight, then remembered about this!

  • @ourtinywindows
    @ourtinywindows 4 роки тому +22

    This gives Mighty Boosh a run for its money.

  • @pakora81
    @pakora81 4 роки тому +5

    Oh my god, it's not is it?
    I rather think it is, sir!

  • @zakelwe
    @zakelwe 5 років тому +11

    I love the insane humour of this, and have watched it many times, and yet I just noticed the funny names for the production crew at the end.
    I was going to send it to my daughter but she wouldn't get half the funny bits on Grossman.

  • @cycleSCUBA
    @cycleSCUBA 3 роки тому +2

    On a par with Monty Python's 'Find the fish' from The Meaning of Life. Pure indulgence!
    Let's take a slloice !

  • @amandaallen1898
    @amandaallen1898 2 роки тому +3

    Still awesome comedy🙂
    Love Vic n Bob

  • @RenaissanceEarCandy
    @RenaissanceEarCandy 2 роки тому +1

    🎶 Wolverine - cutlery for fingers! 🎶

  • @pclm
    @pclm 2 роки тому +2

    That church bell makes this so much more disturbing 🤣

  • @JasonMAdams-tl4xh
    @JasonMAdams-tl4xh 7 місяців тому +1

    Inspiration for Streusen and Vegapunk

  • @kraknjaws3882
    @kraknjaws3882 Рік тому +4

    Vegapunk

  • @exeterjedi6730
    @exeterjedi6730 Рік тому

    I can't read the word 'innovative' without thinking of this.

  • @issimondias
    @issimondias 9 місяців тому +1

    This is the stuff of nightmares.

  • @adamgregory5274
    @adamgregory5274 4 місяці тому +1

    Morwenna Banks, comedy gold

  • @Omegajunior2658
    @Omegajunior2658 Рік тому

    Janey Mack I've never seen any sketches like that before in my entire life. It's kinda bizarre but it's still very funny.

  •  5 років тому +3

    "Lucas, thizzzz izzz aaa szhhhoe!"

  • @paulgilson2347
    @paulgilson2347 4 роки тому +1

    When he floats across the room....genius

  • @grantbassett2048
    @grantbassett2048 3 роки тому

    Brilliant, Nothing Else like it..! The thinking behind it is Crazy! But Great👍

  • @55tranquility
    @55tranquility Рік тому

    Burnt into the depths of my mind, this was surreal even by vic and bob standards

  • @williamohare7986
    @williamohare7986 2 роки тому

    The plastic knife and fork was a lovely touch 👌

  • @TotallyNotAlpha
    @TotallyNotAlpha 4 роки тому +1

    What in the name of the ever molting lobster god di i just watch?!

  • @phantom_him
    @phantom_him 3 роки тому +3

    So Innovative!

    • @pakora81
      @pakora81 2 роки тому +1

      And absolutely dishlicious

    • @phantom_him
      @phantom_him 2 роки тому +1

      @@pakora81 I love that line.

  • @bennypagesaunders6895
    @bennypagesaunders6895 24 дні тому

    Its just so strange and completely off the wall, but it's one of the funniest sketches I've ever seen. They are like Morecambe and Wise on acid.
    The other sketch with Mulligan and O'hare.. utterly absurd and complete nonsense, but funny in its absurdity. I got into them as a young teenager and I used to live for Wednesday nights on Channel 4, Big night Out was almost a cult like experience at school, because only a few of us really 'got it' at the time.

  • @abiandbilly1236
    @abiandbilly1236 2 роки тому +1

    Falling down the rabbit hole

  • @gavinobrien3654
    @gavinobrien3654 3 роки тому

    A very funny, and quotable sketch, especially with Grossmans balloon head.

  • @seamuswarren
    @seamuswarren 3 роки тому +2

    Bloody hell, a young Matt Lucas!

  • @seanrea8281
    @seanrea8281 2 роки тому

    This is the pinnacle of comedy.

  • @theoriginalbluey
    @theoriginalbluey 2 роки тому +1

    I sing the Fakey Cake Maker song most days.

  • @pm8rsh233
    @pm8rsh233 4 роки тому +1

    This sketch creeped me out as a kid!

  • @MANCHESTER.IS.BLUE.49
    @MANCHESTER.IS.BLUE.49 2 роки тому +1

    This is genius....what a cheek..