Teachers, what S€xual Favors have you been Offered in Class?

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  • Teachers, what S€xual Favors have you been Offered in Class?
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  • @jxia
    @jxia 4 роки тому +1730

    "I WAS FAILING CHEMISTY OKAY"

  • @villnthefield.8881
    @villnthefield.8881 4 роки тому +1663

    Off topic but,
    I once called my teacher “sugar daddy” as a joke in eighth grade, his last name is “sugar”, and he was giving out money to the kids that could get the answers correct.
    He was a great person, and he was the only teacher, I could get good grades in.

    • @nomegusta3942
      @nomegusta3942 4 роки тому +188

      Damn, he gave you _cash_ for getting the answer right? Where can I sign up for Mr. Sugar's class?

    • @5starryansl
      @5starryansl 4 роки тому +38

      no me gusta sugar daddy*

    • @yt-sh
      @yt-sh 4 роки тому +50

      weirdly wholesome

    • @nuggetsnuggets6698
      @nuggetsnuggets6698 4 роки тому +10

      AVill FromDaFeild r/thathappend

    • @5starryansl
      @5starryansl 4 роки тому +2

      David Edosomwan no thats the guys name lol

  • @ryanthompson1244
    @ryanthompson1244 3 роки тому +70

    If I was a teacher and a student prepositioned me, I'd make them paint my house. Sex is temporary, a painted house lasts 10 hears, minimum.

  • @bigbrowntau
    @bigbrowntau 3 роки тому +175

    5:25 Had a similar experience in my nursing course. I was a 21 year old back then. Had a huge crush on one of my teachers, and the feeling was mutual. the flirting between us was subtle but intense all course. The girls in my course kept asking my I hadn't asked her out. I told them she's my lecturer, and didn't want to get her into trouble. I was one of only ten male students then, so it would have been blindingly obvious too.
    On the last day of the subjects she was teaching, she said: "And that now completes all my assessment of you all. I'm no longer your lecturer." and looks at me with a huge grin on her face. I walked over to her, said "I'll pick you up at 7. What would you prefer, Italian or Japanese tonight?" and she grinned and said "Italian please!" It was wonderful!

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 3 роки тому +7

      So when will you marry?

    • @bigbrowntau
      @bigbrowntau 3 роки тому +85

      @@sjonnieplayfull5859 Unfortunately it didn't work out. She got a killer job offer over the other side of the world, back before the internet was a thing. Then she met a guy in Italy... :( I guess she really did prefer Italian.

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 3 роки тому +7

      @@bigbrowntau next time you find a keeper, stay with her, even if she gets a job on Mars...

    • @bigbrowntau
      @bigbrowntau 3 роки тому +19

      @@sjonnieplayfull5859 Don't worry, I was trying to stay in touch. It's so much easier these days to keep a long distance relationship alive. And oh yes, if I find a keeper again, I'll be staying as long as she'll have me. I'm 56 now.

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 3 роки тому +1

      @@bigbrowntau actualy meant staying glued to her person. Staying in contact is nice. Being there is better. But you know this, and will act on it now. Gl&hf

  • @johngordonp
    @johngordonp 4 роки тому +138

    Teacher here - i was told by every professor i ever had to:
    1) never close the door. Ever.
    2) never let yourself be alone with a student if at all possible.
    3) keep notes of every conversation. If you're accused of something and you have detailed notes of the conversation, so much the better.

    • @LunarEdge7
      @LunarEdge7 4 роки тому +18

      That last point isn't so.. waterproof or burnproof.
      Phone recordings or an old recorder would be better

    • @alishathehistorynerd9726
      @alishathehistorynerd9726 2 роки тому +2

      I was told to wear makeup by my principal because I looked to be the same age as my students. A police officer told me to get into class, I was teaching one of my special education students how to open his locker. I’m 42 now, I no longer have that issue.

  • @Hottactioncop
    @Hottactioncop 4 роки тому +571

    So no one caught on to the failed teacher sex that was a homeschooling story lmao

    • @genericname6349
      @genericname6349 4 роки тому +4

      HotAction its a joke

    • @luckycl0ver777
      @luckycl0ver777 4 роки тому +11

      @@genericname6349 p sure that was their point.

    • @genericname6349
      @genericname6349 4 роки тому

      Oliver E. Pike mr pike did somebody touch you with the funny stick?

    • @soyooin
      @soyooin 4 роки тому +6

      @@genericname6349 I read that as funky stick lmao-

    • @humanity_
      @humanity_ 4 роки тому

      Time stamp

  • @imcallingjapan2178
    @imcallingjapan2178 4 роки тому +326

    "You monster. Colon."

  • @lazyspade1559
    @lazyspade1559 4 роки тому +481

    Not a professor but in high school this teacher took up a girls phone for being on it while they were teaching. He said he was going send it to the front office where she could get her parents to pick it up. At the end of class she (maybe it was just me but) she at the end of class had very suggestively said “please Mr. [social studies teacher] I’ll do anything for my phone back.~” He repeated himself saying her parents could pick it up after school ended.
    The only reason I was there to witness this was because I had missed the last class and had stayed behind to ask him questions about a assignment. I doubt he would’ve accepted the offer given he was married and his wife worked in the school. But yeah people in high school are wack
    Edit: this blew up thanks for the likes

    • @lazyspade1559
      @lazyspade1559 4 роки тому +14

      -- I’m sorry if I offended you but I just wanted to share a story cuz I was bored. No one said I couldn’t and I’m allowed to post what I want just like your allowed to post what you wanted. You may disagree or dislike what I’m doing but the world doesn’t revolve around you (not saying that you think it does just that, that’s the way you are currently acting right now) and people are going to do what they want. Not to mention I honestly don’t see how I’m inconveniencing you when you don’t have to post or read what I’ve written. However it is your choice to do whatever you want and I can’t and will not stop you.
      (I’m sorry if I come off rude but you are coming off a little bit entitled yourself.)
      Either way I hope you have a great night and that you enjoyed the video.

    • @lunarixis9957
      @lunarixis9957 4 роки тому +3

      @Eammon Wright fuck right off /s

    • @pi3722
      @pi3722 4 роки тому +2

      I love how this has 69 likes

    • @lillyuwu4054
      @lillyuwu4054 4 роки тому

      W A C K

    • @dat1kid763
      @dat1kid763 4 роки тому

      @@pi3722 is that a star wars reference...?

  • @Brian-ey4xt
    @Brian-ey4xt 3 роки тому +21

    I have been an adjunct faculty member at two business schools during my career. This stuff happens more than most people think. These stories are why I never delete emails/texts, have an app to record all my phone calls, record all my office hours, and have a hydraulic door closer that can lock to always be open while I'm in my office so people can't close the door after they enter. Before anyone comments, I live in a one-party consent state and have gotten the ok from the university's legal counsel on the recording my office hours; it's even fine print on my course syllabi.
    I've definitely been propositioned before and whenever it happens, I immediately send the recording to the dean. Once, I even had to defend sexual harassment claims after I refused a student's sexual advances. Recordings have been super helpful in those scenarios as it's an open-shut case for the administration and university legal counsel.

  • @isiaadiel3468
    @isiaadiel3468 4 роки тому +50

    "balloon deflating noise"
    I had to pause to finish laughing.

  • @umidk-tm5io
    @umidk-tm5io 4 роки тому +153

    8:41 This story is so sad though and I hope this girl realized her worth

    • @LunarEdge7
      @LunarEdge7 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah same here. Hope she met an important friend-or-significant by now that reminds her.

    • @Shadowwind4
      @Shadowwind4 4 роки тому +5

      I’m just sad I wasn’t the one who gave her a ride home

    • @anxiouspotato04
      @anxiouspotato04 4 роки тому +5

      i hope shes doing better now. just offering herself for such small actions anyone would do made my heart sad

  • @karlt8233
    @karlt8233 4 роки тому +67

    When I was a senior in HS we had a super hot English teacher, maybe early 30's at the time, and all the guys had the hots for her. One of the guys in class looked much older and more mature than his age of 18 and he flirted with her every day in class. Turns out they were an item because we saw them togather at a concert in Dallas one Sat and that was 150 mile away from where we all lived. No one in the group said anything about it ever. She was a cool teacher and we didn't want to see her get in trouble.
    This was in the 80,s and gave new meaning to the song Hot for Teacher. LOL

  • @johnhbenn
    @johnhbenn 3 роки тому +10

    I never thought that people would actually do this in real life.

  • @aferdeath9320
    @aferdeath9320 4 роки тому +353

    Who does this? I mean its just embarrassing if you`re that desperate.
    Edit 1: Wow we having debates in the replies.

    • @villnthefield.8881
      @villnthefield.8881 4 роки тому +22

      Dillon Tedder
      You never know what they’re going though.

    • @shinysoda6
      @shinysoda6 4 роки тому +18

      Exactly,kids need to understand that there are no shortcuts in life if you want a good grade *just frickin study* it not only makes you look desperate but also lazy

    • @villnthefield.8881
      @villnthefield.8881 4 роки тому +1

      wishweller
      You never know what people are going through.

    • @villnthefield.8881
      @villnthefield.8881 4 роки тому

      wishweller
      People make mistakes.

    • @Benjy52
      @Benjy52 4 роки тому +8

      wishweller It doesn’t matter if they’re suicidal or having to deal with a bad family? Wow you’re so rude

  • @eyallev
    @eyallev 4 роки тому +91

    student offers me 500$ to "fix" their grade, I take the money, and report to the princible that the student offered me 200$ to fix the grade (and turn only 200$ in) ...

    • @kindofaveragefetus9517
      @kindofaveragefetus9517 3 роки тому +13

      thats genius

    • @theseproblemsmatter1
      @theseproblemsmatter1 3 роки тому +7

      Art of the Deal

    • @JazzTheLass
      @JazzTheLass 2 роки тому +2

      stonks

    • @floogelhornzzz4770
      @floogelhornzzz4770 Рік тому

      Why didn't you fix their grade if you took their money?! And why are you being a rat fink??

    • @eyallev
      @eyallev Рік тому

      @@floogelhornzzz4770
      because I don't want to loss my job; and what better way to educate the student, that there are no short cuts?

  • @StefanTravis
    @StefanTravis 4 роки тому +479

    Heh. Boy in a class I was teaching - Max, 16yo, easily top of the class, completely straight but loved to flirt with _everyone_. Male or female, staff or student. Rest of the class looking on, cracking up:
    Max (sucking his thumb seductively): Oh teacher, I need to get an A. And I'd do... _anything_ for it.
    Me: Oh really, Max?
    Max: _Anything_
    (Max actually flutters his eyelids)
    Me: Well would you...
    Max: Would I...?
    Me: Revise?
    Max (breathy like Marylin Monroe): Oh _yes_ teacher.

    • @maxpanich8634
      @maxpanich8634 4 роки тому +92

      This is very funny. I am familiar with Maxs. They are a weird beings. But they sure are funny, sometimes.

    • @villnthefield.8881
      @villnthefield.8881 4 роки тому +20

      Stefan Travis
      White kids in general.

    • @quinn2002
      @quinn2002 4 роки тому +44

      AVill FromDaFeild hard to find black ones like that because they don’t go to school

    • @villnthefield.8881
      @villnthefield.8881 4 роки тому +35

      Trent Malloy that’s fucked up.

    • @enelenallen
      @enelenallen 4 роки тому +18

      @@villnthefield.8881 he speakin facts tho, whether they go to school or not, what are the chances you gonna find a weirdly likable black kid in school? I mean, not that they can't be likable, but in the white kid way.

  • @shmandomiller7545
    @shmandomiller7545 3 роки тому +5

    "For the love of god people! I dont know what kind of beer it was!"

  • @jimcarter6669
    @jimcarter6669 3 роки тому +6

    I remember the old days of photography teaching, when a darkroom was necessary, and you had to help male and female students learn to put a roll of film on a developing reel in the dark. I asked what I could do to protect myself and they said, good luck.

  • @Ame865
    @Ame865 3 роки тому +5

    i like how the first thread was just teachers chatting.

  • @JohnJApanovitch
    @JohnJApanovitch 4 роки тому +80

    "Yeah, and she told me you said N U M B E R."

    • @MrCubFan415
      @MrCubFan415 4 роки тому +1

      was just about to make a comment about this myself lol

    • @JohnJApanovitch
      @JohnJApanovitch 4 роки тому +1

      @@MrCubFan415 Great minds think alike!

  • @Fitzy_Fitz
    @Fitzy_Fitz 4 роки тому +40

    when I was in primary school I was really into yugioh and for some reason in a moment just not thinking out of the blue I asked my teacher if she wanted to see my 'one eyed monster'

  • @koshkovitz9988
    @koshkovitz9988 4 роки тому +6

    If something like this ever happened to me, I would walk out of my office and let somebody trusted know what was just said to me.
    Just in case.

  • @inhalefarts
    @inhalefarts 4 роки тому +33

    The truly sad part about it is that these people could have taken the classes over or done the right thing some other way.
    Instead of that option, we now likely have an unknown amount of random "professionals" in the work field whose degree's are worth, Idk, I guess about 40 handjobs and couple dozen blowjobs. You may come under such a persons care some day, and you probably won't ever know it, despite truly being in danger.
    There's gotta be a kill-count for people who only passed away because someone in charge of helping them, was not a proper professional, but someone who gained their way into a professional field fraudulently via prostitution.
    This isn't just about cheating, this is really putting other people at risk. Major shame on the professors and other industry insiders who accept sex and other favors in exchange for credentials

  • @giannigrand4928
    @giannigrand4928 3 роки тому +8

    Did someone catch that how I met your mother reference "Works 2 out of 3 times.." or was I the only one?

    • @robertgosney5657
      @robertgosney5657 3 роки тому +1

      Not to mention which pose did you go with I went with I have boobs. I nailed it.

  • @tygogantulga2476
    @tygogantulga2476 3 роки тому +2

    "My kindergarten teacher just didn't understand this" 👁👄👁

  • @WERTYUIO821
    @WERTYUIO821 4 роки тому +12

    7:45
    Plot twist: They were both professors...

  • @inky5574
    @inky5574 4 роки тому +16

    Girl: I'll do anything for a better grade. Pls
    Teacher: Anything?
    Girl: Anything!
    Teacher: Then go study!

  • @62cum
    @62cum 4 роки тому +20

    The subtle Rick and Morty reference tho 7:47

  • @TitanicRobot
    @TitanicRobot 4 роки тому +1

    “The negotiations were short”🤣

  • @ryanweeks8186
    @ryanweeks8186 4 роки тому +2

    As a boy, growing up I was always taught that you should never give a girl a ride home if they are alone. Like if you’re a coach, and a girl asks you to give her a ride after practice you should decline unless there are other people too, so that they can’t misinterpret something, or just flat-out lie about you doing something

  • @josephhurst4902
    @josephhurst4902 3 роки тому +2

    Good defense for a Teacher, Air Horn. can be purchased in sporting goods at most Walmart's for $10. also has the side effect for everyone in a hundred yards to come see what the frick that noise was about, so if your under attack you will SOON have back-up.

  • @sunken_lilies
    @sunken_lilies 4 роки тому +39

    On parent meeting day, some parents walked in on the headmaster’s son having sex with a French teacher, he doesn’t even go to this school

    • @Hect0r_turtle
      @Hect0r_turtle 4 роки тому +2

      LMAO

    • @JackOBlades0801
      @JackOBlades0801 4 роки тому +6

      I mean...if he doesn't go to the school, it may not be an ethical violation.

  • @michaelchauvin7219
    @michaelchauvin7219 3 роки тому +2

    The moment I realize I'm on the autism spectrum...women would have to throw themselves at me for me to get the hint they are interested in me. I seriously can't pick up signs.

  • @WERTYUIO821
    @WERTYUIO821 4 роки тому +24

    3:00
    "Get out of my office now!!!... but let the beer behind..."

  • @jodyhoodie
    @jodyhoodie 4 роки тому

    The negotiations were short 😂😂😂😂

  • @SquishTheFrenchie
    @SquishTheFrenchie 3 роки тому +2

    I honestly love that intro. This has made me subscribe.

  • @aarondale1519
    @aarondale1519 4 роки тому +1

    I think you should do a video about "what is the most embarrassing thing you have ever said out loud by mistake"

  • @robertfortier2136
    @robertfortier2136 3 роки тому

    *I'm absolutely rivited to the comments right now.* 😆

  • @starplatinum5927
    @starplatinum5927 4 роки тому +3

    3:09 "The Naked man" 🤣

  • @quack7341
    @quack7341 4 роки тому +28

    I guess it ok unless they are 30 years apart in age-

    • @queeniebeanie3196
      @queeniebeanie3196 4 роки тому +13

      That’s the age gap between trump and his wife I-😬

    • @quack7341
      @quack7341 4 роки тому

      The Darkside oop-

    • @fbi6999
      @fbi6999 4 роки тому

      The Darkside damm das dirty

    • @ciarangrimes7912
      @ciarangrimes7912 4 роки тому +2

      Hammerback0 O R A N G E. M A N. B A D.

  • @sussy8382
    @sussy8382 4 роки тому +3

    I just wanna say I love your music reddit and chill love your vids

  • @malemanjulpax2155
    @malemanjulpax2155 4 роки тому

    I should have taken that teaching job lol

  • @KyloWolf_
    @KyloWolf_ 3 роки тому +2

    7:25 I died laughing at this because of how unexpected it was lmaooooo

  • @fluffywolfo3663
    @fluffywolfo3663 4 роки тому +2

    How is none of this considered sexual harrassment?

  • @nolongeramused8135
    @nolongeramused8135 2 роки тому

    These days it's more like "Students, what sexual favors did the teacher off you after class?"

  • @nolongeramused8135
    @nolongeramused8135 2 роки тому

    I had a college professor who taught the mandatory "health" class (comprised of really bad nutritional studies that had been debunked decades earlier) who was well known for giving all her Coast Guard students an A in her class if they'd spend a weekend with her.
    I never did figure out what was up with all the coasties on campus as we were 4 hours from the nearest port, but there were always a bunch of active duty guys taking classes. Never noticed any coast guard women there, but my brother said there had been one two years earlier that got her A by joining a few of the guys for a "weekend BBQ" orgy at her cabin.

  • @jamarmartin884
    @jamarmartin884 3 роки тому

    3:37 (the power of the family compels you) lol

  • @JesusChristIsLord777.
    @JesusChristIsLord777. 3 роки тому +4

    When my dad when he was a senior in highschool (the school I go to right now I'm a sophomore in it) dated his teacher that was supposedly hot she was 36 and he was 18 and idk what they did together but he's 55 now and she's in her 70's now or dead lol

  • @golddarren140
    @golddarren140 4 роки тому

    I thought of it as an educational experience. A biology experience

  • @Quickdraw_Punslinger
    @Quickdraw_Punslinger 2 роки тому

    I'm ashamed to admit, I am the result of a teacher/student fantasy turned real.

  • @fattypark
    @fattypark 4 роки тому +25

    I'm all for toning down some of the worst profanities, but "S€x"? Come on.

    • @a.g.m.s_1916
      @a.g.m.s_1916 4 роки тому +5

      It’s because of the UA-cam rules or something.

    • @vyke2107
      @vyke2107 4 роки тому +1

      A.G.M.S_ 1, yup there’s a list of demonetized words so he’s censoring not for the viewers, but so that he can keep his income.

    • @a.g.m.s_1916
      @a.g.m.s_1916 4 роки тому +1

      Vyke Schofied yh, his well earned income from posting stolen content 🤣

    • @vyke2107
      @vyke2107 4 роки тому +1

      A.G.M.S_ 1, true very true. But I guess people come here instead of Reddit?

  • @daanishmanzoor1
    @daanishmanzoor1 4 роки тому +7

    What is the music in the background? I need it in my life

    • @phunkeehone
      @phunkeehone 4 роки тому +2

      Same here, so let me know if you find out.

  • @BuickDoc
    @BuickDoc 3 роки тому

    Teacher here: Her name was Consuela, a drop dead gorgeous young lady of mixed French and Mexican descent (last name French). I was a typical horny 23 year old new teacher in College Chemistry. She had put in absolutely no effort to learn Chemistry and was failing. She approached me saying that there must be something she could do to pass, "I will do whatever you want."
    You know what I said to her? "Umdamumbledadadaduhduh.... study."

  • @argoth5842
    @argoth5842 3 роки тому

    This is why cameras should be in classrooms

  • @nathancross1896
    @nathancross1896 4 роки тому +1

    4:31 she told me you said number.

  • @niamhgreatdane
    @niamhgreatdane 4 роки тому +1

    I went to a concert once with an english high school teacher

  • @danlockhart5141
    @danlockhart5141 4 роки тому +1

    Works 2 out of 3 times 😂😂😂 if you know you know

  • @PoleHaus
    @PoleHaus 3 роки тому +1

    So as you can see screwing someone quickly doesn't work, because if you fall for this trap you're a goner. And if time passes, usually a relationship results. So just a different environment, but the rules stay the same. Quick things are traps, and slow things are something real. Lol. It's good though that people don't fall for the traps and do everything to avoid it

  • @Qazsnivy
    @Qazsnivy 4 роки тому +1

    Works 2/3 times lmao

  • @kenzieeakin1394
    @kenzieeakin1394 4 роки тому +7

    not a sexual favor, but i was a campground that had a naked relay and spend most of that weekend naked. one fo the people I had a conversation which was a girl in high artist cosplay who was asking about my tattoos. that tuesday when the new classes started I noticed she was my massage therapy teacher. we played it cool and stayed friends with inside jokes about the things that wen t on in that community, she gave em alot fo tips for land management and ecovillages, and I went out fo the way to ask deeper informantion on topiccs, which the other students hated until they realized they were learnign a ton form the information

  • @jbtechcon7434
    @jbtechcon7434 3 роки тому

    This is why the majority of teachers went into teaching.

  • @paulabuckle3568
    @paulabuckle3568 4 роки тому +1

    7:26 did nobody notice it's a cursed comment my HISTORY TEACHER and HOMESCHOOLING don't go well when your talking about.. that

  • @trophygaming4320
    @trophygaming4320 4 роки тому +1

    One of the teachers at my school married his old student... 20... year... difference....

  • @SoyElBrokas
    @SoyElBrokas 3 роки тому

    Not a teacher but an assistant basically this girl that barely did any work on class try to offer sex in exchange for giving her the answers to the test . I said no and told her that i knew how smart she actually was and helped her study ..
    The twist ...
    she was my girlfriend ( she is a year younger than me and had to do an extra year because of her bad grades while i graduated high school and got the job as a TA to pay for my college)...
    We broke up last year (on friendly terms) but it makes me happy to see that she is doing great in college.

  • @ririx4767
    @ririx4767 4 роки тому +1

    5:45 the whole time I thought he meant he was teaching elementary school

  • @antgladman8717
    @antgladman8717 4 роки тому

    Can’t focus on the voice when the vibes so chill.. weird because it’s annoying but then I find myself bobbing my head

  • @disgustingrat7131
    @disgustingrat7131 4 роки тому

    The intro made me instantly sub

  • @jez6208
    @jez6208 4 роки тому +2

    Stargate??? 😁😁

  • @cheryllbetxdx25
    @cheryllbetxdx25 4 роки тому +1

    Oh dear.

  • @aBoogivogi
    @aBoogivogi 4 роки тому +1

    Assuming your student is over 18 I'ts not really that big of deal ending up in a relationship with somebody once they have their degree in Norway. If you started regularly hooking up with former students you might get fired though as that implies a more sinister thought process going on. I actually know a girl who sort of got things on with her teacher while she was still his student. They have been together for several years now and the age gap is only 10 years or less so I guess it's not as bad. Still I would have waited until I was done with his classes.

  • @alfa_kenny_body
    @alfa_kenny_body 4 роки тому

    I'm calling r/ thathappened on most of these.
    Not all.
    But most.

  • @brendan8108
    @brendan8108 3 роки тому +1

    There is no harm in having video evidence to make it clear you did nothing wrong.

  • @Dj_V43
    @Dj_V43 4 роки тому +1

    How tf is this monetized?

  • @subarunatsuki7994
    @subarunatsuki7994 4 роки тому

    3:16
    Gotye...... it was gotye

  • @kristown8170
    @kristown8170 Рік тому

    My choir teacher my senior year was 3-4 years older than me. Other girls and some guys too hit on him. He didn't have to worry about me because I told him from the get go I liked girls

  • @billolsen4360
    @billolsen4360 4 роки тому +6

    17:43 Ha-ha On this channel you can't even spell out "cocktail"

  • @KipperSkipp
    @KipperSkipp 4 роки тому

    The How I met your mother reference fucking killed me!
    2 out of 3 times. Guarantee.

  • @jamesflowers1295
    @jamesflowers1295 4 роки тому +2

    I miss stargate

  • @alexthomet5101
    @alexthomet5101 4 роки тому

    Nice rick and morty reference

  • @soundlad4469
    @soundlad4469 4 роки тому

    F*cking D grading XDDDDD I'm dying XD

  • @viperbreathgaming8992
    @viperbreathgaming8992 4 роки тому +19

    Remove that background after *EVERY* SINGLE COMMENT!!!! I can’t even watch them at night

    • @lillyuwu4054
      @lillyuwu4054 4 роки тому

      I have no idea what you’re talking about so I won’t say anything

    • @beastmutata
      @beastmutata 4 роки тому +1

      @@lillyuwu4054 They are talking about the Old TV error screen in between posts. it hurts their eyes.

  • @YaBoyJesusChrist
    @YaBoyJesusChrist 4 роки тому +4

    A+

  • @thac0twenty377
    @thac0twenty377 3 роки тому

    I went to the wrong college

  • @Yam-jt3vw
    @Yam-jt3vw 4 роки тому +23

    Apple bottom j Ea Ns
    Boots with the fUrRr
    GOt The WHoLe CluB lOOkIng At hER

  • @pekokkk
    @pekokkk 4 роки тому

    I actually respect that intro

  • @kyndersurpriseegg7252
    @kyndersurpriseegg7252 4 роки тому +5

    B+

  • @jukingmaster
    @jukingmaster 3 роки тому +1

    Reddit be like: "Not a teacher but,"

  • @anthonypyritz2927
    @anthonypyritz2927 2 роки тому

    Cue Van Halen 'Hot for Teacher'

  • @ownpetard8379
    @ownpetard8379 3 роки тому +1

    Warning: Fits to some extent, but is anti-climatic. Just want to document this. I was in the Army and was taking a beginning typing course (do not remember why as it wasn't key to my specialty.) The teacher was a civilian, an absolutely gorgeous and stacked (means having a voluptuous figure) young woman, perhaps just out of college. Clearly she was awkward being in front of 18-22 year old hard body males. By the end of the second session, it was clear there was something going on between she and I - major chemistry. I have a face that has attracted, and repelled, beautiful women. I was probably the same age as she. As for me, this would be in the upper echelon of women I have attracted, so it was exciting. I was evaluating how I would be able to make her personal acquaintance and express my interest given the schedule of the class and my other requirements. I figured that I would make my move soon. Now the bummer: I had to withdraw from the class as I got orders to report to officer training. What might have been. (Perhaps lame: My guess as to why she might have been intrigued with me is that she knew I knew she had a knock-out figure even though she dressed modestly [and that I greatly appreciated her beauty], and I treated her with utmost respect.) If my orders had come in a few weeks later, after we had assessed our interest in each other, might I have tried to stay in contact? Who can say? One of life's curveballs. Oh, I type with 2 fingers, occasional thumb.

  • @Vodaph0ne
    @Vodaph0ne 4 роки тому

    Yeah erm...This isn't about teachers lol

  • @thedestroyer5234
    @thedestroyer5234 4 роки тому

    if you want to ban my netflix account you need to buy it first...

  • @BuickDoc
    @BuickDoc 4 роки тому

    A drop-dead gorgeous student named Consuelo D. offered anything I wanted for a 'C'. I replied, "DuhMuDuhMuh"

  • @chambo9212
    @chambo9212 3 роки тому +2

    Who still thinks it’s a good idea to put this computer voice in their videos?

  • @rogviisfeld7518
    @rogviisfeld7518 4 роки тому +1

    HIMYM quotes omg

  • @F4Angy
    @F4Angy 4 роки тому

    Ə:įł that's evil

  • @bogusmogus9551
    @bogusmogus9551 Рік тому

    These all confuse me. No wonder I am sigle at fifty

  • @Cl1verosfield23
    @Cl1verosfield23 4 роки тому +6

    A-

  • @og.sugawara2080
    @og.sugawara2080 4 роки тому +3

    Why........?

  • @KOS_Krafts
    @KOS_Krafts 4 роки тому +1

    Lmao my mom met my step dad in hyvee (I call my step dad my dad. my mom was trying to get custody of me from my biological dad) my mom worked in the meat department and my dad was a firefighter who also owned a building and home design company my dad would come in every morning for coffee and my mom needed her roof done so she asked him if he knew anyone cuz he looked like he would know someone who did so my dad gave her his number he came over and worked on her roof

  • @m4ryslibrary
    @m4ryslibrary 4 роки тому +1

    shawty had them apple bottom jeans...