I wouldn't have accepted since if the 360 was good back then and he would buy them there might have been seeds in there and he could've grown weed and became a dealer and made more money
@@frankzarate811 highly unlikely. They're not fucking tomatoes bruh. You don't just stick a seed in the ground and water. Those plants are pickier than roses and unless you really know what you're doing, you're likely to just grow useless male hemp 😂😂😂 Be that as it may, I would not have traded a 400$ (at the time) x360 with 60 a piece games for two grams of anything. 😂😂😂😂
@@simul8rduude well fun fact I do know what I'm doing I know how to grow them and even have my bestfriend growing one of mine for me as a challenge no harm no due his mom is going throw it away after we grow it but we have grown some that actually gave us money so it's actually pretty easy
Never a dealer but used to buy. When I worked at Subway my dealer would sometimes deliver my weed there& I’d get a price cut if I gave them some of the frozen raspberry cheesecake cookie dough we had because they liked eating them raw
My ex neighbor was such an addict she sold me her dog, a Pit bull/Mastiff mix, for 2 packs of Newport 100's because her dealer smokes them and she couldn't find anyone else to buy him. He was highly malnourished, he had absolutely NO training and he had aggression issues due to getting no exercise AT ALL . He was 2yrs old when we "bought" him. It was so bad. We've had him over a year, changed his name to Courage and you wouldn't even recognize him. He's at a healthy weight for his breed and size, 85lbs. When we got him he was 57lbs. He's not only house and leash trained now but he knows all the commands we've taught him. He goes for at least an hour walk daily. He's an amazing dog. I'm so glad she was evicted and Courage is living the life he deserves.
The guy guy I get weed from tells me "be safe" more then anyone else cops, parents stuff like that he's just a guy trying to pay for his house using the safest herb to do it 😂😂
@@honedaychannel homie, have you never heard of the NSA? Because they've heard of you. They've heard of all of us already. They probably know more about us than We know about us, and that's been going on for a long time now. Not conspiracy either, that was the whole gist of the Edward Snowden stuff.
Used to be a buyer. I'm clean now. Don't do opiates kids. I used to give my dealer my antidepressant medication that didn't work for me and actually made me feel worse in exchange for some pills. He now has a prescription for something similar.
I lived in the hood during the heyday of crack. Knew the dealers, knew the crackheads. This one dude who was married and had a kid and had a job spent everything on crack. When there was no money left he and his dealer loaded his dining room table and chairs into the back of a pickup and drove around trying to sell it to random strangers. This was like 10 PM. Another dude stole a lawn mower and pushed it down Main Street in Columbus, OH at 2 AM trying to sell it for $15 to everyone he passed.
Imagine being there in that situation where everyone was just getting super high and chilling...when that guy is having it explained to him that he is paying taxes on his weed and instead of it being this “great deal” that he JUST got done bragging about...turns into something in which he has to try and figure if he is even making ANY money on it...Imagine that dudes face as the fog in the brain from starts to clear from a forced sobering from the bad news...whomp whomp whomp whhooooomp!!
worked with a guy who found a baby fox. i don't even think it was abandoned but he took it home with him anyway and traded it to his drug dealer for an ounce of weed.
The “claim my kids on your taxes in exchange for drugs “ thing is incredibly common where I’m from, it insane the things these people come up with and manage to get away with.
Oh shit, i guy offered me his wife a couple times, then she offered me herself, a lady offered me all her foodstamps, a couple offered me a stolen car, once a another couple was in desperate need of their fix that they offered me an entire weekend with their teenage daughter that they also partied with. To be honest i took each and every one of those deals. I flipped it tho. The first couple i had her clean my apt topless, the food stamps was used to buy food for several households, the car was sold to a scrap yard and as for the daughter lets just say she my daughter now. My brother on the other hand was offered a house. I wish i was given a house for dope. Lucky.
3:53 Dealers aren't assholes, they are just trying to make money just like the rest of us. That said, depending on the product can change the atmosphere of the dealer. That whole "I'm not just the seller, but also a client" changes the dynamic depending on what they are pushing. There is something to be said about Brand Loyalty though, even if the brand is the guy who sits at the bus stop with a corndog and a VERY illegal smile.
When I was in rehab (alcohol) one of the girls there stole her mom's car and saw that the back seat was filled with Xmas presents. So she traded wrapped gifts for crack. She ended up on CNN and wasn't too happy about that. I can imagine her mom was least happy of all.
3:18 Back in highschool, I knew someone selling weed and occasionally psychedelics from what I understood and the guy was actually the nicest, most genuine human and drug dealer I will ever know. Dude was friends with everyone everyone, including loners, and probably helped Grandmas cross streets, but by senior year, he became stupidly obsessed with fuckin bitches and that was kinda ridiculous, but he still had that vibe. He was a pro seller lmao
One guy offered me 20 kgs of copper scrap (stripped wires) for 5 grams of hash. I took it. Good thing I had my car nearby because it was fucking heavy. Heard he got electrocuted some months after while stealing copper from a railway line.
Someone once tried to offer me all their forks and knives for my pain meds. I didn't make that trade 😒 E: They were not even any silver or anything, just plain old store forks and knives you might get from walmart or something.
I went to get weed. The guys house looked like a pawn shop. A few cars in the yard, refrigerators/freezers and stoves on the porch. Inside was computers, cds, dvds even cooking pans. Everything for sale or trade. Everything he got on trade for various types of drugs. Mostly coke. The other drugs usualy brought in cash.
3:56 my brother is a dealer and he has told me what drugs I should not do, sometimes do, and what I can do a moderate amount of. He’s also set me age limits such as he only let me smoke weed when I turned 14 and he said I can only take psychs when I turn 16
Back when I sold weed, the neighbor's delinquent kids would regularly steal alcohol from the local stores, and I would trade them various amounts for a bottle, depending on the weed and what they brought. Also, a friend of mine gave me his last couple pills of vicodin once, initially was going to take them myself but ended up just trading them for an eighth of top shelf weed, which I think was a better decision.
I can back the construction m3th one. I worked at a construction company and You can tell, they never stopped working and always worked good. Never new that was normal in construction lol
I was always a gentleman so i never accepted sex or head as trade. Since i also did my own drugs i usually shared with women. After a couple months of that i noticed that on a daily basis i would have any where from 2 to 8 women at my apt. The entire apt complex was starting to think i got into pimpin. I didn't, ladies felt really safe and comfortable with me. I liked that. My grandma would be proud of me that i treated women good.
Not a drug dealer, but decades a girl i used to know (in an unpleasant collection of people) tried to appeal to me to give her money for amphetamines by crying at me (because she didn't like selling her body!). That failed (it's not really MY problem) and she followed up with "look at my legs, I shaved them in the wrong direction and they look awful!!! I can't go to work". I don't think she ever spoke to me again!
I was driving down a small costal road once and this couple walked straight up to my car and said “do you want to buy fish?” They were twitching and scratching themselves so I said now and got the hell out of there
My buddy moved out of a house he shared with some family members bc they stole a bunch of his stuff for heroin and meth, he had family heirloom jewelry, an OG Nintendo 64 in perfect working condition with all original controllers and dozens of games, other miscellaneous valuables. He smokes weed, along with his fiancée, my best friend of over a decade. But it's legal here, and he doesnt live with people who steal from each other for hard shit anymore.
the coin collection thing hits hard. i spent a few years collecting all the quarters from the 50 states and i came home one day to find my coinback absolutely empty. i wasnt even 10 yrs old but i cried so hard only to find out that same day my uncle, smoker & alcoholic, came into my parents' room (it was also my room) & stole all my money. it crushed me
Back in my 20's I dealt a little grass here and there. Weirdest was when a guy offered me a brick for an 1/8th. Not a "brick" mind you, but an actual brick.
I'm friends with a dealer (I don't do drugs, we were friends way before their business) and they once we're offered two tracker tires for an ounce. They compromised and now my friend has one tracker tire
not all drug dealers are bad people, & i’m glad this shows it. especially the ones that sell just pot, they never mean any harm. pot doesn’t ruin your life. opioids & all that meth & stuff does.
This is so much funnier than I expected! "Mariguana" = 😂 I can't believe someone actually tried to bargain for drugs with a promissory note! That's awfully ballsy...
I had one years ago. Right off his living room, he had a huge walk-in closet-like room. It was like a pawn shop. He would trade for anything, and if you just wanted $$ he always had it. Id go hang out and he would say "didn't you say you needed another amp for your car"? Hell, I have 20 of them go pick one out you want. He always had shit, got into car parts, and had all kinds of stuff. Had another more recent but still a few years back. This dude was a beast. Done 10+yrs in a level 4 prison yard. I'm 6'2 250 and this guy could carry me over his shoulder like a 5yr old. He actually offered to beat up a dude at work causing me problems because of mandatory termination policy for me lol. He didn't. But the best was this big badass dude sitting me down on the couch and telling me he cared about me and i was fucking my whole life up. That he wanted to get me help somehow if I would do it. Then he started lying and telling me he only had X amount so I wouldn't buy more. He took it on himself to taper my use down to where i could get help and take care of it. Not all dealers are demons. Some are good people just trying to get by. He also refused to sell harder drugs. He didn't want to deal with the customers that brings along. If you sell crack, or heroin you are gonna be around those people day in and day out. Far as i know he quit and got himself together and doing well now as am I
The 1926 Mercury dime just breaks my heart. My dad was a coin collector, so I know it's value, and as far as it coming from their grandpa, well you cannot put a value on that.
Former drug dealer here When I was 15 i would give free weed to this one kid who had cancer simply because he was one of my homies and ive know him for a while, because his mom and dad where extremely anti pot and they thought kemo therapy along with some crappie pharmaceuticals was the only way to cure him, but i told him what he could do to help treat his cancer and because his family where poor due to their medical bills i would give this kid 1/8s and quarter ounces for free ik i might of lost some money but i didn't care he was my homie and i did whatever i could to help him out, i did this for almost 2 years until he was cured, and after he was cured he tryed to pay me for all the weed i gave him for free but i decided not to take it because i was making enough money, But he wanted to give me something in return so he got me a badass hookah that i still use to this day, eventually he moved away and i got caught selling an 1/8 to a police informant lucky i only got a week in jail and i was only probation for a few months cuz it was my first ever charge, after that i decided that selling weed was not for me but i still smoke to this day
0:18 This coming from someone who supposedly deals drugs to people, fuelling their addiction and helping lead them into a downward spiral, ruining their life and the lives of people around them.
Wasn’t really a drug dealer (only sold weed). i will never forget the time this 60 year old guy that looked like a meth addict. he offered me his black cat for a eighth. i realized that it was a good idea to take the cat because when i got him home and gave him a bath. Turns out it was actually a Persian (fully white cat) who knows how long this cat hadn’t been clean it’s fur was like oil so maybe it got into motor oil? Anyways 4 years later and i still have Bob (named him after Bob Marley cause of the way i got him).
In case anyone is interested in the guy talking about the 1926 mercury dime, a 26 Philadelphia is worth around $20 in AU 50, the 26 Denver is about 50 in AU 50, and the 26 San Francisco is in the $500 neighborhood in the same shape.
This girl my mom knew sold her baby for 20$ for drugs, I think heroin. She gave up her first child. Got sober. Then had a second. It's so fucked. The first kid is going to wonder why their parents didn't want them while the same parents are living with another child.
My mom has insomnia, and one of our neighbors (Great guy btw. Not just for the weed) sold weed to people like her that need it (Like insomniacs, people with arthritis, and some others). Mom didn't have the means to pay for it at one point due to not having a job so she gave him her old ps4. Nothing was wrong with it, it just didn't have a lot of storage so she moved onto the ps4 pro (Brought when she was working) and he accepted it. btw, I live in a state where marijuana is still illegal.
We had two smoking sections in high school. One was where all the weird kids, outcasts, punk kids, both kids, and general riff Raff hung out, lots of weed and mushrooms and acid being sold. No violence ever. The other section was populated by the popular cliques, frequent fistfights and general drama and bullshit, and that's where all the chemical drugs were sold, fentanyl was getting really big at the time (this was a good 5-6 years before the term opioid crisis was even uttered) and a few people in those cliques had fucking overdosed and died. Who caught the most shit? The nice weird kids who kept to themselves and smoked a bit of weed. Graduation was basically a slideshow of one clique of friends, and a memorial service for those few kids who od'd on fentanyl I'm still kind of salty about it lol
Fun fact where i live "code red" means fire/smoke code brown is extrenal emergancy(aka poop in pool) code blue is medical emergancy code black means bomb/gun etc then there yellow and orange which i forget
Me and my dudes do it and let me just say i had never been told to be carful and to hide it well. Had one hug me and say - i hope you dont get caught. Like wow
Fools, they fell for it.
are you gonna get the guy who traded for the dog because the buyer was a terrible person? please don't do it.
You'll never find me!!
Arrest your president
@@paradox5434 he should arrest you for your opinion being wrong
@@generalgrievous1329 that's not how basic human right work
FBI: *We got em boys, go get em*
*The very next day*
FBI open up!
All of the drug dealers and buyers:mission failed will get em next time.
@Koen 145 You just said you knew it was a joke then let the joke fly over your head anyways
@@vegetoid5669 what did he say
That dude got a 360 plus games for a $20 bag...
not even 20 if the 2 grams was shit bud.
some reggie? he got a 360 and games for like 10 bucks :D :D :D
For real
I wouldn't have accepted since if the 360 was good back then and he would buy them there might have been seeds in there and he could've grown weed and became a dealer and made more money
@@frankzarate811 highly unlikely.
They're not fucking tomatoes bruh. You don't just stick a seed in the ground and water. Those plants are pickier than roses and unless you really know what you're doing, you're likely to just grow useless male hemp 😂😂😂
Be that as it may, I would not have traded a 400$ (at the time) x360 with 60 a piece games for two grams of anything. 😂😂😂😂
@@simul8rduude well fun fact I do know what I'm doing I know how to grow them and even have my bestfriend growing one of mine for me as a challenge no harm no due his mom is going throw it away after we grow it but we have grown some that actually gave us money so it's actually pretty easy
Never a dealer but used to buy. When I worked at Subway my dealer would sometimes deliver my weed there& I’d get a price cut if I gave them some of the frozen raspberry cheesecake cookie dough we had because they liked eating them raw
Spoopy Sauce o.o
lmao I did the same, made them a sandwich or two with some cookies, ez extra grams.
Lmfao i do this now at my current subway thats hilarious.
haha what if the cops would read this
Dot Dot Com this was literallyyyyyyy ages ago, soo😂🤷♀️
The drug dealers where I live think that nobody knows they're drug dealers. I kinda feel bad for them sneaking about for nothing
They're*
@@ghostface5591 oh yeah sorry
Wait... what about the cops? or is it not that dangerous, so they're given a pass as long as they don't cause big trouble?
@@blackthrone6976 we got it bro
@@blackthrone6976 the police in my city arent the best. they where once looking for some drug dealers and managed to drive past them three times
Props to the coke dealer who reported that mom for trying to sell her kids.
yeah selling he may have been a coke dealer but he has to draw the line somewhere.
I am literally LMAO at all the "dealers" who actually responded! WOW
My ex neighbor was such an addict she sold me her dog, a Pit bull/Mastiff mix, for 2 packs of Newport 100's because her dealer smokes them and she couldn't find anyone else to buy him. He was highly malnourished, he had absolutely NO training and he had aggression issues due to getting no exercise AT ALL . He was 2yrs old when we "bought" him. It was so bad. We've had him over a year, changed his name to Courage and you wouldn't even recognize him. He's at a healthy weight for his breed and size, 85lbs. When we got him he was 57lbs. He's not only house and leash trained now but he knows all the commands we've taught him. He goes for at least an hour walk daily. He's an amazing dog. I'm so glad she was evicted and Courage is living the life he deserves.
did your neighbor put crack in their newports?
@@liamwood4331 courage the cowedly dog
The guy guy I get weed from tells me "be safe" more then anyone else cops, parents stuff like that he's just a guy trying to pay for his house using the safest herb to do it 😂😂
Dealers that only sell grass are typically all around good guys cheating the system. Once they sell harder stuff then there morals come into question
hes selling more than weed but until you ask he wont offer. former drug dealer here. this is something you say to people doing blow/tar/shard.
Person: posts that they are a drug dealer creator: laughs in police
Defence attorney : Laughs right back in chain of evidence rules
Countries where drugs are not illegal: What a joke
That first one supposed to be a feel good story. A crackhead stole someone's dog and then traded for drugs... *Heart warming*
Lol exactly
Theres a story where a guy got off charges for selling weed in the usa because he paided taxes on the sales for 5 years before the irs caught it.
I feel like the person who asked the question was a cop
They would never know where they lived
@@honedaychannel there is a ip address on computers and phones and that ip address has the persons computer location.
@@cantguardnick oh yeah
@Orieller : yup everybody has a vpn right?
@@honedaychannel homie, have you never heard of the NSA?
Because they've heard of you. They've heard of all of us already.
They probably know more about us than We know about us, and that's been going on for a long time now. Not conspiracy either, that was the whole gist of the Edward Snowden stuff.
How to catch drug dealers.
Google: undercover FBI agent
Bing: R E D D I T
So bing was right?
@@cheeseisgud7311 y e s
Used to be a buyer. I'm clean now. Don't do opiates kids. I used to give my dealer my antidepressant medication that didn't work for me and actually made me feel worse in exchange for some pills. He now has a prescription for something similar.
It says a lot if your drug dealer takes better care of your dog than you
I lived in the hood during the heyday of crack. Knew the dealers, knew the crackheads. This one dude who was married and had a kid and had a job spent everything on crack. When there was no money left he and his dealer loaded his dining room table and chairs into the back of a pickup and drove around trying to sell it to random strangers. This was like 10 PM. Another dude stole a lawn mower and pushed it down Main Street in Columbus, OH at 2 AM trying to sell it for $15 to everyone he passed.
Im weak, that's some shit youd see in Dayton
Imagine being there in that situation where everyone was just getting super high and chilling...when that guy is having it explained to him that he is paying taxes on his weed and instead of it being this “great deal” that he JUST got done bragging about...turns into something in which he has to try and figure if he is even making ANY money on it...Imagine that dudes face as the fog in the brain from starts to clear from a forced sobering from the bad news...whomp whomp whomp whhooooomp!!
When you think your friend is a murderer but he just got paid for drugs in fish
worked with a guy who found a baby fox. i don't even think it was abandoned but he took it home with him anyway and traded it to his drug dealer for an ounce of weed.
They seriously don’t realize this is a *bad word* dealer trap probably made by a cop
reddit is anonymous you mong
Ah yes, i am too, a toddler dealing crack to the American public.
The “claim my kids on your taxes in exchange for drugs “ thing is incredibly common where I’m from, it insane the things these people come up with and manage to get away with.
Oh shit, i guy offered me his wife a couple times, then she offered me herself, a lady offered me all her foodstamps, a couple offered me a stolen car, once a another couple was in desperate need of their fix that they offered me an entire weekend with their teenage daughter that they also partied with. To be honest i took each and every one of those deals. I flipped it tho. The first couple i had her clean my apt topless, the food stamps was used to buy food for several households, the car was sold to a scrap yard and as for the daughter lets just say she my daughter now. My brother on the other hand was offered a house. I wish i was given a house for dope. Lucky.
3:53 Dealers aren't assholes, they are just trying to make money just like the rest of us.
That said, depending on the product can change the atmosphere of the dealer. That whole "I'm not just the seller, but also a client" changes the dynamic depending on what they are pushing. There is something to be said about Brand Loyalty though, even if the brand is the guy who sits at the bus stop with a corndog and a VERY illegal smile.
*Drugs are for profligates*
*Ave, True To Caesar!*
rude
F4Y541 not rude, true
@@NCRMoment nah, not true.
When I was in rehab (alcohol) one of the girls there stole her mom's car and saw that the back seat was filled with Xmas presents. So she traded wrapped gifts for crack. She ended up on CNN and wasn't too happy about that. I can imagine her mom was least happy of all.
3:18 Back in highschool, I knew someone selling weed and occasionally psychedelics from what I understood and the guy was actually the nicest, most genuine human and drug dealer I will ever know. Dude was friends with everyone everyone, including loners, and probably helped Grandmas cross streets, but by senior year, he became stupidly obsessed with fuckin bitches and that was kinda ridiculous, but he still had that vibe. He was a pro seller lmao
One guy offered me 20 kgs of copper scrap (stripped wires) for 5 grams of hash. I took it. Good thing I had my car nearby because it was fucking heavy. Heard he got electrocuted some months after while stealing copper from a railway line.
Someone once tried to offer me all their forks and knives for my pain meds.
I didn't make that trade 😒
E: They were not even any silver or anything, just plain old store forks and knives you might get from walmart or something.
one of my elder siblings stole my completed coin collection books and pawned them for meth.
I went to get weed. The guys house looked like a pawn shop. A few cars in the yard, refrigerators/freezers and stoves on the porch. Inside was computers, cds, dvds even cooking pans. Everything for sale or trade. Everything he got on trade for various types of drugs. Mostly coke. The other drugs usualy brought in cash.
3:56 my brother is a dealer and he has told me what drugs I should not do, sometimes do, and what I can do a moderate amount of. He’s also set me age limits such as he only let me smoke weed when I turned 14 and he said I can only take psychs when I turn 16
Back when I sold weed, the neighbor's delinquent kids would regularly steal alcohol from the local stores, and I would trade them various amounts for a bottle, depending on the weed and what they brought. Also, a friend of mine gave me his last couple pills of vicodin once, initially was going to take them myself but ended up just trading them for an eighth of top shelf weed, which I think was a better decision.
I can back the construction m3th one. I worked at a construction company and You can tell, they never stopped working and always worked good. Never new that was normal in construction lol
A crack head offered me a $2 scratch off, a dollar big and 63 cent for a dime bag... stopped selling shortly after 😂
Every dealer I know is super nice and gives me discounts and is super wholesome. One of them hit on me and that’s the weirdest thing that’s happened
I always haggle over the price, and it works. :)
Tbh that first post the boss is just discounting himself by saying it goes to the IRS but actually just paying him less for the goods.
Neighbor deals out her front door (which is next to my kitchen window). I overheard someone offer her some airplane tickets to Denver once.
Did she take the offer?
@@honedaychannel Dunno. I try not to eavesdrop.
@@julianstudebaker1006 okay good to know
I was always a gentleman so i never accepted sex or head as trade. Since i also did my own drugs i usually shared with women. After a couple months of that i noticed that on a daily basis i would have any where from 2 to 8 women at my apt. The entire apt complex was starting to think i got into pimpin. I didn't, ladies felt really safe and comfortable with me. I liked that. My grandma would be proud of me that i treated women good.
I once sold a 20 sack to a kid that paid me with a 60ml bottle of vape juice, I then sold the juice off for $30 so it was a win win😂
Not a drug dealer, but decades a girl i used to know (in an unpleasant collection of people) tried to appeal to me to give her money for amphetamines by crying at me (because she didn't like selling her body!). That failed (it's not really MY problem) and she followed up with "look at my legs, I shaved them in the wrong direction and they look awful!!! I can't go to work". I don't think she ever spoke to me again!
Weirdly wholesome sounds like a good name for a comedy bit lol. Also I do love Salmon 😍
I was driving down a small costal road once and this couple walked straight up to my car and said “do you want to buy fish?” They were twitching and scratching themselves so I said now and got the hell out of there
Roofing work is literally hell. Eveyone who does it is high on stronger shit than weed.
The one with the Christmas diner sounds like comedy movie
Drug dealer home for Christmas sound like good straight to dvd movie to me.
The dealer that saved that dog is a legend.
I would of done the same
My buddy moved out of a house he shared with some family members bc they stole a bunch of his stuff for heroin and meth, he had family heirloom jewelry, an OG Nintendo 64 in perfect working condition with all original controllers and dozens of games, other miscellaneous valuables. He smokes weed, along with his fiancée, my best friend of over a decade. But it's legal here, and he doesnt live with people who steal from each other for hard shit anymore.
Those fish ones make me hungry. Salmon sounds soooo good right now!
the coin collection thing hits hard. i spent a few years collecting all the quarters from the 50 states and i came home one day to find my coinback absolutely empty. i wasnt even 10 yrs old but i cried so hard only to find out that same day my uncle, smoker & alcoholic, came into my parents' room (it was also my room) & stole all my money. it crushed me
Back in my 20's I dealt a little grass here and there. Weirdest was when a guy offered me a brick for an 1/8th. Not a "brick" mind you, but an actual brick.
Working in convenience store I once had a guy try to spend his AA sober chip on booze.
I used sobriety to destroy sobriety.
That's pathetic.
some bars will accept an AA chip for 1 free beer
I'm friends with a dealer (I don't do drugs, we were friends way before their business) and they once we're offered two tracker tires for an ounce. They compromised and now my friend has one tracker tire
not all drug dealers are bad people, & i’m glad this shows it. especially the ones that sell just pot, they never mean any harm. pot doesn’t ruin your life. opioids & all that meth & stuff does.
cryspbacon ItS A gAtEwAy DrUg
That poem really puts paying your taxes in perspective.
2:15 giorno giovanna would like to know your location [Yes] [No]
1,756 pennies for a 20$ piece. I refused it. Yeah, they knew EXACTLY how much they had, meth be like that.
This is so much funnier than I expected! "Mariguana" = 😂
I can't believe someone actually tried to bargain for drugs with a promissory note! That's awfully ballsy...
I had one years ago. Right off his living room, he had a huge walk-in closet-like room. It was like a pawn shop. He would trade for anything, and if you just wanted $$ he always had it. Id go hang out and he would say "didn't you say you needed another amp for your car"? Hell, I have 20 of them go pick one out you want. He always had shit, got into car parts, and had all kinds of stuff. Had another more recent but still a few years back. This dude was a beast. Done 10+yrs in a level 4 prison yard. I'm 6'2 250 and this guy could carry me over his shoulder like a 5yr old. He actually offered to beat up a dude at work causing me problems because of mandatory termination policy for me lol. He didn't. But the best was this big badass dude sitting me down on the couch and telling me he cared about me and i was fucking my whole life up. That he wanted to get me help somehow if I would do it. Then he started lying and telling me he only had X amount so I wouldn't buy more. He took it on himself to taper my use down to where i could get help and take care of it. Not all dealers are demons. Some are good people just trying to get by. He also refused to sell harder drugs. He didn't want to deal with the customers that brings along. If you sell crack, or heroin you are gonna be around those people day in and day out. Far as i know he quit and got himself together and doing well now as am I
the first one wholesome af
The FBI watching this video:
Hmmm, interesting.
Gotta' love these stories showing that even drug dealers have scruples.
Why shouldn't they
7:06 Thought he was talking about getting his rocks off
The 1926 Mercury dime just breaks my heart. My dad was a coin collector, so I know it's value, and as far as it coming from their grandpa, well you cannot put a value on that.
Former drug dealer here
When I was 15 i would give free weed to this one kid who had cancer simply because he was one of my homies and ive know him for a while, because his mom and dad where extremely anti pot and they thought kemo therapy along with some crappie pharmaceuticals was the only way to cure him, but i told him what he could do to help treat his cancer and because his family where poor due to their medical bills i would give this kid 1/8s and quarter ounces for free ik i might of lost some money but i didn't care he was my homie and i did whatever i could to help him out, i did this for almost 2 years until he was cured, and after he was cured he tryed to pay me for all the weed i gave him for free but i decided not to take it because i was making enough money, But he wanted to give me something in return so he got me a badass hookah that i still use to this day, eventually he moved away and i got caught selling an 1/8 to a police informant lucky i only got a week in jail and i was only probation for a few months cuz it was my first ever charge, after that i decided that selling weed was not for me but i still smoke to this day
Even Joker knew not to F with the IRS.
dealers are regular people too they only act tough for money.
You know you're a Terrible person when your coke dealer narcs on you
20:37 that voice change scared the poopy outta me
1:53, how long did they work on it? That takes skill. The poem is awesome
Poem_for_your_sprog is a pretty well known poet in the r/Askreddit community. Makes a lot of day-lightening and funny poems!
@@saethrelapin Woah, thanks for enlightening me! I was sure they got it from a Suess-inspired comedy sketch or something...
About the calculator thing I hate that you buy the stuff you’re forced to buy and then never use it again after the year
0:18 This coming from someone who supposedly deals drugs to people, fuelling their addiction and helping lead them into a downward spiral, ruining their life and the lives of people around them.
Even the joker paid his taxes
before I even clicked on the video "someone is gonna try to trade their kids"
I once bought a kid icecream at school and he gave me his vape
15:24...
I had to pause the video and stare off into the distance for a minute after that one.
Wasn’t really a drug dealer (only sold weed). i will never forget the time this 60 year old guy that looked like a meth addict. he offered me his black cat for a eighth. i realized that it was a good idea to take the cat because when i got him home and gave him a bath. Turns out it was actually a Persian (fully white cat) who knows how long this cat hadn’t been clean it’s fur was like oil so maybe it got into motor oil? Anyways 4 years later and i still have Bob (named him after Bob Marley cause of the way i got him).
my college went on lockdown over an umbrella, no i don't go to gotham university.
In case anyone is interested in the guy talking about the 1926 mercury dime, a 26 Philadelphia is worth around $20 in AU 50, the 26 Denver is about 50 in AU 50, and the 26 San Francisco is in the $500 neighborhood in the same shape.
ok this is like the 8-10 one i watched... finally subbed.
This girl my mom knew sold her baby for 20$ for drugs, I think heroin. She gave up her first child. Got sober. Then had a second. It's so fucked. The first kid is going to wonder why their parents didn't want them while the same parents are living with another child.
My mom has insomnia, and one of our neighbors (Great guy btw. Not just for the weed) sold weed to people like her that need it (Like insomniacs, people with arthritis, and some others). Mom didn't have the means to pay for it at one point due to not having a job so she gave him her old ps4. Nothing was wrong with it, it just didn't have a lot of storage so she moved onto the ps4 pro (Brought when she was working) and he accepted it. btw, I live in a state where marijuana is still illegal.
Last time I was this early, I was able to leave my house, lol
We had two smoking sections in high school. One was where all the weird kids, outcasts, punk kids, both kids, and general riff Raff hung out, lots of weed and mushrooms and acid being sold. No violence ever.
The other section was populated by the popular cliques, frequent fistfights and general drama and bullshit, and that's where all the chemical drugs were sold, fentanyl was getting really big at the time (this was a good 5-6 years before the term opioid crisis was even uttered) and a few people in those cliques had fucking overdosed and died.
Who caught the most shit?
The nice weird kids who kept to themselves and smoked a bit of weed. Graduation was basically a slideshow of one clique of friends, and a memorial service for those few kids who od'd on fentanyl
I'm still kind of salty about it lol
I honestly dont think 90% of these people are dealers.
My friend would give our dealer mountain dew because he always had it and our dealer loved mountain dew.
"...Jifftcards..." lmao
I bet this reddit was made by the fbi
I do drugs and nobody would know if i didn't tell them anything.
I feel like most dealers would want actually money they can use to buy more drugs. I've heard they like it when you do them favors.
18:00 the dude traded $30 for an xbox 360 with some games, bes fookin deal ever!
And then when he gets stoned, he'll realize that he can't get high and play COD anymore shit
Bet 99% of these guys got arrested after this
I guess you can call him a Dog Dealer
Bruh how do you even get a drug dealer. Where’s my neighborhood friendly drug dealer and how do I befriend him
Everybody wants to be a drug dealer now.
Fun fact where i live "code red" means fire/smoke code brown is extrenal emergancy(aka poop in pool) code blue is medical emergancy code black means bomb/gun etc then there yellow and orange which i forget
at 12:11 I snapped very enthusiastically because I had a disc of white boyz in the hood and immediately knew where that joke came from.
Reddit and chill time❤️
I once traded a clump of my hair for a gram of shitty weed.
Me and my dudes do it and let me just say i had never been told to be carful and to hide it well. Had one hug me and say - i hope you dont get caught. Like wow
In school I remember completing a 10 question IXL assignment in english for some weed. It was enough for a bullet, it was kinda loud. ngl